This is newsworthy in leafland
>>72210241
and news that this is newsworthy is newsworthy in germany
>>72210241
This is from a stupid bush song
'doctor, take the pain away, but can I keep the swelling? '
>>72210241
These are the redcunts for whom 'Australia is deadly' meme rings true. You can go for years without seeing a snake or a funnel back, but redbacks always show up right in the backyard, next to the doorstep. Webbing along manmade items.
Always have to look before sticking your hand unsighted.
>>72210772
they have a red fucking back and they always chill in plain sight
seen like 1000 red backs in my life never been bitten by one, well not that i know of
meanwhile in Britain
>There was a redback on the toilet seat when i was there last night
>I did not see it in the dark but I sure felt it's bite
>I jumped right up into the air and when I hit the ground, that cheeky redback spider was nowhere to be found.
>>72212180
Grew up in the bush, one of my earliest memories was picking up a redback and squashing with my hands. Spiders aren't scary
That looks just like a black widow tho
I once saw something like that, but it had two triangles on its back, almost like a black widow, but they werent connected
The fuck was it?
>>72210772
>>72212060
Do you mean black widows?
>redback
Why
>>72210241
lol,
authorities arrested the man on sexual harassment charges and abuse of animals.
needledick the bugfucker has been apprehended
>>72210241
You act like our news/newspapers are any better.
When was the last time you looked at the frontpage of the Bildzeitung/your local newspaper?
>>72212279
THE SPIDER BY THE GWYDIR
By the sluggish river Gwydir lived a hungry red-backed spider,
Who was just about as wicked as could be;
An' the place that he was camped in was an empty Jones's jam tin
In a paddock near the showgrounds, at Moree.
Near him lay a shearer snoozin', he had been on beer an' boozin'
All through the night and all the previous day;
An' the rookin' of the rookers an' the noise of showground spruikers
Failed to wake him from the trance in which he lay.
Then a crafty-lookin' spieler with a dainty little Sheila
Came along, collectin' wood to make a fire.
Said the spieler, "He's a boozer, an' he's goin' to be a loser;
If he isn't you can christen me a liar."
"Hustle round and keep nit, honey, while I fan the mug for money
And we'll have some dainty luxuries for tea."
But she answered, "Don't be silly; you go back and boil the billy,
You can safely leave the mug to little me."
So she circled ever nearer till she reached the dopey shearer
With his pockets bulgin', fast asleep and snug;
But she didn't see the spider that was ringin' close beside her
For her mind was on the money an' the mug.
The spider sighted dinner. He'd been daily growin' thinner;
He'd been fastin' an' was hollow as an urn.
As she eyed the bulgin' pocket, he just darted like a rocket
An' bit the spieler's Sheila on the stern.
Then the Sheila started squealin' an' her clothes she was unpeelin',
To hear her yells would make you feel forlorn.
One hand the bite was pressin' while the other was undressin'
An' she reached the camp the same as she was born.
Then the shearer, pale an' haggard, woke, an' back to town he staggered
Where he caught the train an' gave the booze a rest;
An' he'll never know the spider that was camped beside the Gwydir
Had saved him sixty smackers of the best.
http://www.bushverse.com/anonymous/spider.html
>>72212060
i found something like this making a web across the front door at work, would have had it on my face if i wasnt extremely careful or had a light, i cant remember how i saw it or killed it
I once woke up with a huge red back on the corner of my ceiling. Luckily the fucker didn't bite me throughout the night and was feasting on tiny bugs. That or I'm somehow immune to spider bites.
>>72210241
Our government owned media not only regularly tells lies, but they ran the story on national nightly news a few months back about how air conditioners are sexist because women have less ability to handle cold.
>>72210241
>leafland
Isn't Leafland Canada?
>>72212362
Black Widow is a branch of worldwide spiders, not just one. The redback spider is one that is indigenous to Australia (but we have imported them to Japan, NZ and SEA)
>>72212584
Can you import them to germany, too?
We don't have enough deadly bugs here.
None at all, even. Germans exterminated all hostile wildlife decades ago.
>>72212672
Ask Frau Merkel to arrange refuge for Australian wildlife as it is at risk of extermination by us oppressive Aussies.
>>72212672
>wolves
>bears
>boars
>rabies
>Lyme disease
>plague rats
>Syrians
>tfw you unexpectedly come across a black widow
>>72212180
Got bit by one of the little shit cunts a couple a years ago.
I'm severely spooked by spoiders due to turning over an old fence only to see a colony of these disgusting putrid cunts.
Call me a pussy, I was 6 when i saw this.
>>72212997
There are no wolves in germany. One was spotted a couple years ago in the south and a week later it was DEAD.
There are no bears in germany.
Its been years since i last saw a rat.
I've never even heard of a animal with rabies in my region.
Boars are only a problem in the east, berlin outskirts because too much trash lying around. Everywhere else they are heavily regulated, very low population.
>>72213099
>tfw you make friends with a female sydney funnel-web
>tfw she now sits by your door and protects you from flies
>>72213207
Ohai there! Don't be shy, I'm non-venomous!
>>72213424
Spiders are best bros
If I could marry spider, I would
![cc4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NIkZ9ef.jpg "cc4[1].jpg")
>>72213667
>>72213424
>>72212513
thank you
Oh hey what's going on in this thread
>>72214155
Is Canada such a backwater that powerlines are interesting?
>>72213430
Fucking hell mate, get that shit off the internet tbqvh christ almighty!
>>72212672
except the jews...
>>72213667
Best girl
>>72214155
Those are hue spiders
>>72212512
New york times ran it first. Nice try Harper.
>>72210241
Well i don't have to be afraid anymore, after i sprayed the perimeter around the house with this shit here, it literally killed everything for 6 months, i mean fucking everything that caught whiff of this deadly shit.
Shits deadly unna
>>72213749
>>72214603
Best part is I'm arachnaphobic
But goddamn it Rachne don't get them caveman neurons firing. Greeks had it right, regular women a shit, spiders and sneks and monsterfu best girls
>>72214886
No bully
>>72212397
read that in steve irwins voice
>>72210241
>taken himself to hospital
can't be that bad then, or he wouldn't have made it that far without expiring
>mfw cock rings have a medical use
>>72210241
Mum was bitten by a redback when she was pregnant with me and had to be given antivenom. i always hoped i had some cool spider powers but they never surfaced.
>>72215832
no but the venom did make you a tard
