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SUPER TUESDAY CELEBRATION LIVESTREAM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmYQtvQMT5w
Based E.T. Williams Celebrates the Trump Sweep: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE85Hg02aUY
VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES:
NEW MEXICO- 5/10
WA- 5/16 in-person
NJ- 5/17
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA- 5/23
>DELEGATES Wonderful Donald: 945/ UNHOLY ALLIANCE (Cheater and the Eater): 715 (563 & 152)
GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
http://trumpgeneral.com
http://www.rallyfortrump.com/
http://www.stopthesteal.org
http://www.cafortrump.com
UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>Rally Wilkes-Barre, PA 4/25/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGiVMhr4uFQ
>Rally West Chester, PA 4/25/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2PicL4wPCM
>Rally Warwick, RI 4/25/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lwZqzb5zHU
INTERVIEWS
>Trump & Eric on Hannity 4/25/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTnIX9PAoRo
ENTERTAINMENT
>Megyn Kelly STOMPING the Rat!
https://twitter.com/KLSouth/status/725079744400789508
>OverTrump: Rato Fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziJsEEnd2D0
>Colludin’ Kasich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIrUWL9w-Jw
>Trump: Little Bites!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqPp4z-Dm5w
>9 Photos of Kasich Eating
http://www.politico.com/gallery/2016/04/john-kasich-eating-food-photos-002249?slide=0
Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
https://mega.nz/#F!ScYQybBC!tV2EHJPyBcFT2P-j5pZAGg
PREVIOUS
>>72189112
IT'S A COMFY VICTORY
THIS IS AWOO~VEMENT
THIS IS AN AWOO~VEMENT!
SWEEPING ALL 5 STATES AND NOT A SINGLE COUNTY LOST!
THE WINNER TAKES ALL! IT'S THE THRILL OF ONE MORE VOTE! THE LAST ONE TO COUNT! WILL NEVER SACRIFICE THEIR WILL! DON'T EVER LOOK BACK ON THE ELECTION CLOSING IN! BE ON THE ATTACK WITH YOUR WINGS ON THE WIND! OH THE NOMINATIONS WILL BEGIN! AND IT'S SWEET SWEET SWEET VICTORY YEAH!
>>72191357
Trump
>DELEGATE COPYPASTA
>Trump 956 (+40) / 1237 Delegate Total
Reminder that Trump only needs roughly 281 (56%) of the remaining 502 *BOUND* Republican delegates available in the upcoming primaries.
There are an estimated total of 146 unbound delegates, including PA, LA, ND, Puerto Rico, and a few other places.
If you count Bound and Unbound Delegates together, Trump needs 281 (44%) of the remaining 648 total available delegates.
Trump is also estimated to have secured at least 40 out of 54 PA unbound delegates!
>LISTS OF STATES BY DELEGATE AWARDING PROCESS
>WINNER TAKE ALL
New Jersey (51) [Trump +28]
Nebraska (36)
South Dakota (29)
Montana (27)
>WINNER TAKE ALL @ DISTRICT AND STATE
California (172) [Trump +27] - 159 District. 10 State
Indiana (57) [Trump +5] - 27 District. 27 State.
>PROPORTIONAL
Oregon (28)
New Mexico (24)
>SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE STATES
Washington (44) - 30 District WTA50%. 11 State Proportional.
>SHITTY STATES THAT HATE DEMOCRACY
West Virginia (34) - 31 Elected, Pick Preferred
Trump can easily win. Dont let retarded libcucks or establishment fags tell you otherwise.
#MAGA
**"WTA" - Winner Takes All, "WTA50%" - Winner Takes All if candidate earns 50% of vote, "Proportional" - Delegates awarded based on percentage of vote earned by each candidate, "Unbound Delegate" - Not required to pledge their first vote at RNC, Each proportional state has a threshold of % of votes to be considered eligible for delegates. Each state also automatically gives 3 RNC delegates from state total to the winner of each state (unless otherwise noted).**
First for KRISPY KREME
MAGA
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww------------fucking--------000000000000ment
3 months nofap here
should i celebrate the victories with a mountainous explosion of seamen
Make America MAGA Again
AWOOLA
>>72191357
Can we have an updated pic of OP with the names of every person there?
I doubt most of us know who they all are.
Okay guys what upcoming states does Trump need to win to close out this race and what are his chances in them?
>look at these hands. are they small hands?!
utterly obliteraTED
Today means nothing. Those delegates are mine, Donald.
HOW MANY UNBOUNDS DID WE GET?
POST YOUR BERNIE TEARS
Did Megyn Kelly behave herself tonight lads?
How did she react to Trump's 5 state schlonging?
>>72191532
Seconding the request
Is Krispy Kreme going to be vp?
>>72191314
Yeah the one with the same avatar as the channel. Hasn't talked in awhile though.
DID RATO WIN ANY DELEGATES TONIGHT?
How's it looking for Indiana?
MADMAN
I don't believe in coincidences.
>>72191512
My favorite one of these
>>72190981
REEE MORE OF YOU CUNTS WANTED IT LIKE THAT SO I DID SO
Also
>posting my advertising pics
thx sempai
>>72191276
We'd have to make a whole new order, but if there's a demand for it sure as hell we'll run it.
But in the meantime you can always stick a strip of velcro on if you want to stick it on your hat...
I WOKE UP
IS DONALD THE WINNER
IS RAT BTFO
IS BERNIE BTFO
>I CAN WIN INDIANA
Expect the bandwagoning to be fierce and fast.
>>72191357
>SUPER TUESDAY CELEBRATION LIVESTREAM
Who the fuck are these faggots?
>>72191512
I like these posts made of butter.
>>72191541
post link to this site
>>72191532
>I'm the only horsefucker
>>72191357
>Not using the superior version. Come on, OP.
>tfw some guy on my campus complimented my MAGA hat today
Classroom Trump bro from a few threads ago, can confirm Bernie butthurt. The girl next to me started crying after seeing the guardian maps.
Fucking LOL.
>>72191581
i really hope not... that fatass is an embarassment... so he endorsed trump big whoop
how fucking amazing was this though
>>72191568
I mean, are they all people like Trump?
Against the regressive left and want to improve they're respective countries?
Are they all people we should be rooting for and expect to hear more about them once Trump is president?
WHO ARE THEY!?
>>72191694
Christie is good attack dog.
AWOO AWOO AWOO AWOO!
>>72191669
http://www.theguardian.com/profile/guardian-us-interactive-team
save this link
>>72191641
Rato got BTFO in all states by 30-40 points and literally walked away with nothing.
>>72191684
who's that fat androgynous man who gets posted in here frequently?
>>72191564
She's all in for Trump now, its pretty nice desu
>>72191603
>Trump up by about 5 points.
>Kasich promised to not campaign in Indiana this week, but would not ask his voters to swap votes.
>Cruz trying to appeal to bible-thumpers
>Trump today was endorsed by Bob Knight, and will campaign with him this week, ala Rex Ryan style.
Pretty good atm.
This huge win will shoot Trump up in polls.
>>72191586
He just did. Underwhelming, tbqh.
Now a degenerate is sticking an entire coke can in his mouth.
Dear God I used to have vidcalls with people from heaven666 before I found 4chan, and they were less degenerate than this.
>>72191564
She learned her place after her first encounter with The Donald.
Watch out for CUNTS!
>>72191739
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>72191629
>REEE MORE OF YOU CUNTS WANTED IT LIKE THAT SO I DID SO
Fuck sake. We're not Democrats.
What are the cuckservatives saying?
TFW 5 250 word essay due in the span of next week. I can't fucking do this anymore, I'm so fucking stressed out...
>>72191693
>The girl next to me started crying after seeing the guardian maps
Fucking hilarious. I'm so jealous that you got to witness that.
>>72191739
Piece of fuckin' cake.
>>72191684
I was looking for an updated one with Trump still in the middle. Thanks!
>>72191771
Ted Lose
>Trump is only 33,000 behind Hillary in Pennsylvania
IT'S HAPPENING
>>72191303
>impying Trump gives a fuck what niggers or anyone else says
Trump is going to fucking ruin Hillary. Even if she somehow wins (probably because of cuckservatives voting against Trump) he'll damage her so much she'll spend the next four years playing damage control and lose in 2020
>>72191516
>the autismo half-indian guy is a wanted criminal in singapore
Hilarious
>Bernie/Cruz supporters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi8vJ_lMxQI
>people actually think Trump has a chance against Hillary in the general election.
She is going to take democrats (minus white male workers) AND moderate/establishment Republicans and neocons.
The forthcoming landslide will be unprecedented in American history.
>>72191641
Trump won all 5 states 60% average.
Bernie won 1/5 states.
>>72191564
Welp, it looks like this is the end of Trumps campaign. He had a good run, but winning only 5 states and not even reaching 80+% of the vote has officially spelled the doom of his chances to win.
>>72191738
id like him more if he wasn't so anti-pot... think what you want of weed but it shouldnt be illegal , and shouldn't be unlegalized in CO, which is something he really wants
>>72191641
Every single county.
Every single state.
Huge win, clean sweep.
MAGA
A
G
A
>>72191641
>TRUMP WENT FIVE FOR FIVE
>rato 3rd place in 4/5
>Bern 1 for 5
>Hillary couldnt win all five. :(
>>72191693
as a disenfranchised millennial here in libshit central, crushing millennials hopes and dreams is my fetish
I CAUGHT UP
THE RESULTS THREAD ON BERNIE LEDDIT IS ALMOST 20K POSTS
I'M GOING IN FOR THE SCREENCAPS
Sweet fuck, I'm awake for a grand total of 2 minutes and I'm excited af.
99 delegates in a night, god damn.
>>72191545
40 counting the district winner commits.
10 are Uncommited and Cruz only got 4
>Came back from overseas
>Call fiance to let her know i arrived
>she said "You know, I thought about it. Who does Trump love most? Ivanka or Tiffany? Ivanka is still living with Trump and has her own family, while I feel Tiffany is a rejected bastard child that Trump loves for PR purposes"
Is she correct?
What do I reply to her, Trumpeteers? Pls help. I like both Tiffany and Ivanka.
TRUMPS GUNNA DO IT
FIRST FOR WALLGUARD IN TEXAS
>>72191688
>walking down the kikiest area of Toronto with my MAGA hat on
>pass by a synagogue with schlomos filing out
>one of them spots my hat and points at it
>they all give me a huge frown
I was a little spooked, they look scary with their black coats and shit.
>>72191821
Some faggots were whining over the Don calling himself the presumptive nominee.
DING DONG THE RAT IS DEAD
WHICH OLD RAT?
THE LYIN' RAT
DING DONG THE LYIN' TED IS DEAD
I MADE THIS FOR YOU AMERIFAMS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKffJc5m8k4
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKffJc5m8k4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKffJc5m8k4
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKffJc5m8k4
MAGA
>>72191836
no the other one, the one that wears glasses and is a youtuber
>>72191694
>>72191738
Have you already forgotten when Krispy Krispie tore off Rubio's head and ate his metallic body on live television?
>>72191357
I need this. I was devistated after the Bong GE results with UKIP being fucked by FPTP. That excitement which I thought would have been lost forever is alive once more. I love this feeling; the chance of awakening to a new dawn where we're no longer in this god forsaken Berenstain universe.
You're doing God's work voting Trump, I only wish I could too. I will do my part and vote for Brexit. We'll crash the fucking establishment.
>>72191693
>not getting up and laughing in a boasting manner and following it up with "EAT SHIT SOCIALIST CUNT"
>>72191739
I guarantee that after sweeping the Northeast and Rato exposing himself as a GOPe shill and then immediately betraying Kasich that Trump is close to 50% in Indiana if not exceeding it
>>72191881
This gonna be guud
>>72191632
/r/ing the unedited version of this.
>>72191820
I gave in mainly because it balanced out the patch.
>>72191843
I'm terrified of a Hillary presidency. The end is near.
>>72191506
No, not yet. Save it for when the god emperor earns his rightful throne, and then cum tribute a picture of hillary
>>72191843
Canadians are the designated shitposters now, you Ausfags are old and busted
>>72191935
I'll remember that until the day I die. He destroyed Rubio's presidential aspirations on my birthday. It's the nicest president everyone's ever gotten me.
>>72191812
Always remember.
http://imreadyforhillary.com
>>72191935
that was a pretty good moment
>>72191843
Nah, we've had ridiculous electoral landslides in fairly recent history. It's just been a while.
Gonna laugh my ass off if Texas goes blue this year, though.
>>72191843
>Australia
>>72191357
Shouldn't Trump get 950 delegates according to Google
>>72191993
>this
>>72192026
>kucksich
how can my nomination be real if my delegates aren't real?
>>72191843
everyone hates that bitch
>>72191688
>live in californias beaner tip
>walk outside with MAGA
>spanish whispering
>look around
>no one there
>more spanish whispering
I think I've been marked
>>72191841
No one likes him desu, not even his own family.
If any of your family member is a criminal, there goes your credit ratings with banks and government privileges/subsidies.
Sending him to America to wallow in shit with his own kind in San Francisco was the best thing that happened to the family.
>>72192026
why would you do that
>>72191970
It looks like a Democrat logo when its majority blue.
All of the screencaps that are about to be posted over time are taken from the Bernie's main S4P subleddit for maximum despair and denial.
>>72192026
>those nose hairs
Jesus fucking christ.
requesting that new image of Trump on a tank
>>72191739
>PLEASE BE REAL
THIS IS IT!!! ITS OVER!!!
>>72192049
Yes, He has around 990 with the 40 unbound PA delegates.
>>72191898
Tiffany is in college
Ivanka and the other two work for Trump
You'd have to go back to the 1990s when Trump and Ivana got divorced to see who got their kids and even then it wouldn't really be a good example since maybe Tiffany is the one miffed at her father for divorcing her mother
>>72191927
this is serious, I can't remember his name and i want to make memes
>CNN literally trying to use Krispy Kreme's wife's face to try and Stump Trump
What the fuck is this election jesus christ
Hey Ohiofags... why are you so stupid to vote for your hometown loser?
>>72191843
>>72191999
Aussies are clinging on for dear life, but they stand no chance when canuck posters are listening to these jams when funposting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DWBMxFjebc
This victory has solidified us winning the nomination.
Now's a good time to reflect.
I'm going to miss you faggots when this is all over.
o7
HOLY FUCK, who is watching the fox stream?
Ted is now flat out lyin' holy shit.
>CNN ALREADY GOING HARD ON KRISPY'S WIFE
I told you niggers.
>>72191909
need to rename that pic
hillary_gives_head_for_first_time.jpg
>>72192112
Well shiggidy diggidy, we'll have both up for takes.
>>72192026
WHERE THE FUCK ARE HIS EYEBROWS
FUCKING BERGSTEIN
>>72192020
oh shit trump owns it.. lol i ll throw that on there
>>72192122
He needs a uniform imo.
>>72192161
noone is surprised anymore
>>72192158
We'll reconvene for President Trump's Fireside Chats.
>tfw you were alive you bear witness to the greatest election in human history
>>72192109
oh man found a lot of screencaps
>>72191937
>Trump gets up to 1350~ delegates by June 8th and clinches the nomination
>but then HERE COMES BREXIT to stir up the energy on /pol/ during the summer lull of June
Make it happen
>>72192139
loving that meme
THEY ARE AFRAID!
THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED!
Soon lads, soon.
>>72192161
What's that fucker saying?
GOD BLESS YOU DONALD J TRUMP AND GODSPEED
>>72192203
>we'll have both up for takes.
This pleases me.
This is dimension-shattering grade mental gymnastics by now.
>>72192161
>mfw they called rato a big loser
>>72192247
>you bear
fuck
*to
ONEHUNDRERANDFIFTY DELEGATES TONIGHT FOLKS
#MAGA
goodnight
what primary is next?
Fuck yeah, clean sweep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz7ZiDViCxs
Rato comes clean
>>72191898
>>72192101
Stop posting fucking retarded lewdfaces that can't be sourced via search engines you fag.
>>72192264
MAGA
DESTROY EVIL
>>72192330
heh
>>72192127
That didn't answer my question though.
Does Trump love Ivanka more than Tiffany?
I honestly don't know why people on South America antagonize trump so much, I've read the stuff he proposes quite some times and it seems like reasonable stuff. He's not being racist, he honestly just has a good plan for the US.
Why can't other people see this?
>>72192127
Tiff was Marla Maples' daughter, not Ivana's.
>>72192207
looks like they drowned in grease
>>72192150
>this is what drives Canadians to shitpost
At last I truly see
MADE A MEME
GIMME YOUR YOUS
>>72192171
On and on and on for days and days about women, his wife, anything negative they can find. Also, have you noticed that nearly everything on CNN is "BREAKING NEWS"?
>>72192274
He said Trump and cunton are the same person.
>>72192327
Indiana
>>72192327
Indiana
>>72192271
GIRLS CAN'T LOVE GIRLS!
Never forget the sacrifice Christie made to make America great again.
DAILY REMINDER THAT AWOO IS CANCER
WEEBS GET OUT
>>72191824
Daijoubu da yo
Anyone got any tips on attending a rally? How early to go and things of that nature?
Gov. Mike Huckabee @GovMikeHuckabee 14h14 hours ago
Lena Dunham joined list of celebs who vow to leave the US if Trump wins. So the good news for Trump just keeps on coming.
>>72192264
OH SHIT NIGGA
>>72192387
Here ya go.
hilarious, Don Jr retweeted this
https://twitter.com/DemsRRealRacist/status/724624716510556160
"The Republican base is embarrassingly out of touch with its pundit class."
Rick Wilson seems upset, guys.
>>72192127
Tiffany's mother is Marla Maples.
>>72192356
If you can recognize the Stockolm Syndrome rape, you can recognize the artist.
>mfw spelling quiz tomorrow but im staying up for trumps victories
>>72192298
Bernie is going to get slaughtered in California.
did trumpet win tonight? If he did will I still need to go out to vote in Indiana when it comes time?
>>72192373
>Why can't other people see this?
Other people are getting dumber and more emotional by the second
>>72192371
Probably, parents say there is no favorite but there is obvious prejudice most times. He probablt loves all his kids though.
>this Bernout denial
The sunk cost fallacy is a scary thing
>>72192371
I'd say no. We just see less of Tiff in public, which is fine since she's in uni.
>ADD THIS TO OP
BASKETBALL RING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWnes__fPGg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWnes__fPGg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWnes__fPGg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWnes__fPGg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWnes__fPGg
>>72192274
The usual
>trump supports tranny obamacare abortions
>>72191564
She wished she were those 5 states desu
>>72192414
Inb4 Rubio also endorses Trump.
>>72192327
Indiana. Any fools honestly considering Rato after today have got to be rethinking that choice.
>>72192109
What is Trump going to do to her that 30 years of Republican attack ads has not already done?
Every possible scandal has been aired and the public are desensitised to it.
There is nothing that can be said or done on his part to drag her name down.
>>72191357
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
I'm tempted to go through all of Trump's tweets and copy all of his "THANK YOU X" and "THANK YOU AMERICA" comments and put them all into one big image with a picture of this shining Trump in the center. I have poor paint skills, but I'm still very tempted to give it a shot.
>>72192373
Because dumb spics are dumb as fuck.
Source: I'm one.
>>72192464
He won all states with over 55% minimum
>>72191797
I'ts common for women who are raped to cut their hair short in response.
>>72191999
nice trips but not all Canadians are cucks. I for one support Trump the God emperor and wish we had our own Trump here over the KEK PM we have now
>>72192446
Immense butthurt.
>>72192146
explain how
>>72192387
Double kill
TRIPLE KILL
OVERKILL
KILLTACULAR!
>>72192446
Oy vey, so does Ben Shoahpiro.
>>72192522
Witnessed
>>72192457
ANOTHER spelling quiz? Jesus anon.
>>72192435
THE HUCK'S BANTER IS ON FIRE.
>>72192026
>I got no attention man!
> I'm going to donate to the campaign tonight
Holy shit, not again.
>>72192489
Jesus, what a fucking embarrassment.
He tries to be so likable, but his snake skin seeps out from that oversized jacked everytime he talks
>>72192489
maybe rim heh
>/pol/ism will become the new major counterculture of the west
>history books will be written all about us
>our meme magician secrets will be revealed to the world and they will lose their power
>>72192371
He loves Ivanka more than anybody in the world.
>>72192026
Reminds me of this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2A1qYpp4HA
Hey dudes I live in Niggerwest Indiana and everyone still wants to vote for Cruz. Everyone keeps talking about memes with Trump. How do I stop the memes?
>>72191819
Dear Indiana,
DON'T FUCK IT UP
<3,
Anon
>>72192387
>>72192217
Yup.
See:
http://jebbush.com
http://tedcruzisapussy.com
http://tedcruzforamerica.com
>>72192375
And? In the 1990s Ivanka was still a kid a bit younger than Tiffany is now
And like I said, it is possible that Tiffany doesn't like her father for divorcing her mother
>>72192489
holy fug
So how many delegates did Cruz get?
>>72192446
STAY SALTY YOU KEKED BALD FUCK.
>>72192298
"Bernie squad - cadet"
Fucking cringe
>>72192489
he clearly says "rim"
>>72192628
HAH, good one
>>72192632
How much money has Colonel Kike leeched from these people? Christ.
>>72192678
Literally goose egg
>>72192536
>30 years of Republican
30 years of pathetic weak cucks.
Trump is not a "republicans".
Trump is a Golden God.
>>72192551
wonderful!
>>72192648
Counteract with danker memes
>>72192699
>He says rim then ring
>>72192464
yes faggot he won them all big and yes you need to get your faggot ass out and vote when the time comes
> He still has a shot
>>72192483
>>72192485
Imagine this. She's still in university which is a cesspool of liberal degeneracy and most likely filled with Berniggers.
Her life must be utter hell right now. I pity her. I wanna hug her and tell her it's okay. Daddy will soon be the most powerful man in the world...daddy will protect you from the evil bernie zombies...
>wake up
>Trump won all 5 states
>Trump didn't lose a single county
Holy fuck lads
Good night.
>>72192699
That's what he says the first time, but the second he calls it a ring.
>>72192305
...bare
>>72192527
They are so progressive and tolerant
>>72192670
Just keeping the chronology straight. He didn't divorce Marla Maples until almost 2000 IIRC.
lmao women hate Trump
even Chris Christie's wife!
>>72192445
AHAHAHA SERIOUSLY
God I love that twitter
>>72192678
he got 1 in RI and like 5 'uncommitteds' in PA
>>72191693
Console her tell her that the fight doesnt end we need to fight for universal healthcare in colorado......Fuck her and redpill her
MEME THIS
>>72192457
>tfw vocabulary test in 3 weeks and haven't even studied
>>72191824
1250 words in one week.
Man up. I shit out 1000 word essays every hour, buddy.
CRUZ IS SO FUCKING ANALPAINED
>>72192489
Fuck yes. This is rato's 7/11. Spread it to sports fans.
>>72192749
>We did well!
>>72192445
Conservative Pundit is the best satirist of modern times.
>>72192527
THIS IS THE ANGLE TO PURSUE IF YOU DECIDE TO TROLL THEM.
THIS IS THE SHILLING THAT WILL WIN THE ELECTION.
>>72192821
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP
>>72192825
>I'm from r*ddit
>>72192778
I know, I was saying you'd have to go back to the 1990s to see whether Ivana or Donald got custody of Ivanka and whether there was any major legal wrangling over custody of the kids
>>72192596
So is Shapiro saying that Trump is right and they are in fact all corrupt losers, which is why they ain't uniting?
>>72192536
>entire race
>not one 'conservitive' pundint focused thier energy on Hillary and instead spent it attacking Trump
Some, like Hannity are saving up thier ammo for the GE but most are filthy traitors.
>>72192456
>stockholm syndrome rape you can recognize the artist
What?
Someone post the screenshot that says Trump wins all five states pls.
>>72192749
DESIGNATED
SUPER DELEGATES
>>72192821
Drudge is fucking mauling Rato.
>>72192782
>women hate Trump meme
>>72192596
Ben's attempt at shoe-horning in pop-culture references in an attempt to sound cool is precisely why so many young people have ditched traditional conservatism for Trump
Basically, millions of guys under the age of 35 are tired of dealing with fucking lame-os who get cucked non-stop like Ben
>>72192782
Don't even try, shill. We've been through this before.
>>72192742
>>72192761
Dear lord you're right. How can someone be this much of a fuck up?
>>72192736
That didn't answer my question.
What is he going to say or do that can drag her name down?
"the race is over"
"no, I think we're just getting started."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3qSXQ87OXM
>>72192821
WOW, A BASKETBALL RING MADE OF BUTTER. MY GIRLS WOULD LOVE IT. IN FACT, THE FIRST SENTENCE CAROLINE EVER SAID WAS "RATS CAN'T JUMP THAT HIGH."
Margaret MacLennon is fantastic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmYQtvQMT5w
>>72192457
You think THAT'S bad, I have to study for a long division pop quiz tomorrow.
>>72192941
>Ben's attempt at shoe-horning in pop-culture references in an attempt to sound cool
That's TED'S trick too
>>72192948
I'm just trying to see what people think of it ;_;
>>72192489
>it's the same height in new york
the fuck is that suppose to mean?
>>72192489
applied memetics please go and stay go
>>72191694
It's gonna be Carson
>you can't call Trump a racist
>Carson is based
>Get the moderate republican vote
>Yin/Yang
>>72192864
he's ahead of the times, so convincing that barely anyone recognizes it
I passed out before the polls closed, now I wish I hadn't. Was the Trump sweep high energy as fug?
>>72191850
UNDERRATED COMMENT
HAVE THIS (You)
>>72192675
>Class: Zodiac Killer
Fucking hell, I was drinking water, man.
>>72191357
>Saved my image library to a USB so i can shitpost anywhere
Posting from Uni, god what a fucking YUUGGGGEE result
BTW, how true is this image?
>>72192911
Did you just come from Plebbit or what? Jesus this memerape artist is literally venerated here.
>>72192632
LOL! Give the Jew more shekels is their solution.
> THIS RACE IS TOO CLOSE FOR THE MEDIA TO HANDLE
>>72192632
>Willing to throw away all their money just to make sure rich people have less of theirs
do they not see the irony here
>>72192838
WHAT'S GOING ON WITH FELITO?
>>72191357
Mother of God, he absolutely murdered that press conference. Nailing literally every question. This is the cerebral Trump.
>>72191581
He'll probably be AG
>>72192751
whats the source of that, i hope its a trap
>>72193019
EVERY SINGLE COUNTY
EVERY SINGLE STATE
>>72192936
lol... trump recieved less of the women vote
sir, can u read properly?
>>72192446
Honestly this kind of shit makes me hate cuckservatives more than liberals
>>72193011
ive always wanted carson too
>>72192489
in his defense, he's a manlet
>>72192502
in little girls bathrooms!
>>72193011
The last time the Republicans pulled a trick like that they lost terribly
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>>72192656
CALIFORNIANS REPRESENT
>County
>Pro-Trump %
>Other info
I'll start
>Orange
>95%
>Cruz is the laughingstock of the county.
So will Trump get the rest of the Pennsylvania delegates? They have 71 total but everything says he earned 17
>>72193062
HE'S BLAMING THE MEDIA
RATO CAN'T HANDLE THE HEAT
>>72192285
THANK YOU LORD JESUS FOR PRESIDENT TRUMP
>>72192782
Nice try beta-lord.
Women love trump, hes YUUUGE, unlike your shriveled up twig dick.
>>72193086
Islas de las malvinas
Si
>>72192640
>memes
>losing their power
Not on my watch
>>72193019
LITERALLY PAINTED THE ENTIRE MAP RED, FRIENDO.
>>72192936
>uncommitted women
hmmmmmm
>>72192264
>Trump wins all the states that matter in this world
Feels good
>>72193145
MAYBE HE SHOULD DROP OUT. :^)
>>72193115
>55%
>less
Less than what?
Are you retarded?
>>72193052
But
>muh free college!
>>72192864
liberals can't do satire because they always have to explain themselves as to not sound bigoted etc
or they mistake sarcasm for satire, like this would be their bit: "I love trump, I think racism is sooo cool, because you know, hating people for the color of their skin is such a smart thing to do! Durrr!"
not fucking satire, not sticking to a character.
>>72193183
BURN THE COAL, PAY THE TOLL
>>72193026
>If you don't know the name of my anime rape mangos you're from reddit
Reddit tier arguement, you autistic manchild
>>72193160
pls gibe sauce
>>72193139
Shasta here! (530)
FUCK THE RNC TRUMP ALL THE WAY!
>>72193145
MAYBE YOUS HOUL POST A LINK
>>72193139
Ventura county here
I have no clue how much Trump is leading here.
Me and my mother are voting for Trump, that's all I know
>>72193108
I woke up to CNN playing a clip of Trump saying something I assume they're pushing as "sexist", but I knew from Trump's tone when talking that it was a good night so I quickly checked the results.
>OVER 50% IN EVERY STATE
> Initial comment of "Bernie can win as a write-in candidate in the general election"
> does not edit until he gets btfo
>>72192527
>Democrats
>not imploding as well
It's like these guys get only half the picture. Democrats are actually in more trouble than Republicans at this point, especially if Trump can get a Tea Party conservative (a real one, not an opportunist faggot) to bring the hyper conservatives back into the fold.
The Republicans are in a great position, provided you're not in the current leadership of it.
>>72193257
Fucking this!
>>72193242
>sperging out like this
If you asked nicely I would've given you sauce. But you're rude so...
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>>72193328
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>>72193328
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>>72193328
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>>72193143
40 or the remaining 54, yes.
>Jake Tapper in charge of understanding boxing
What a mess!
>nate aluminum
>>72192536
The repubs were bringing up her scandals in attack ads 30 years ago? In 1986?
Most of the serious stuff is only picked up by fringe types, but that's going to change in this election cycle.
>>72193279
>Ditto
805
Surrounded by Bern victims, most fellow vets are on Trump train
>>72192632
>he's going to donate money knowing it will probably go to hillary
>but he will vote against her in the general
>>72193143
54 are unbound, directly elected in their districts. Even if they say they'll vote the same as their district or they're for Trump, they will not be counted towards the total b/c it's not binding.
>>72193026
I fell off the 'no weeb porn' wagon like a month ago and am relapsing hard as fuck.
>https://www.predictit.org/Market/2006/Who-will-win-the-Indiana-Republican-primary
>The butthurt comments from Cruz supporters who lost hundreds of dollars
>>72191851
lulzful post
>>72191925
That glorious bernie kill
>>72193139
760
Last checked
>>72193139
>Los Angeles County
>IDK
>No noticeable Trump supporters but know a decent amount friends voting for him. Many butt hurt bern outs so maybe more voters before June
You guys
Trump may actually become president.
This has really never sunken in before. As much as I wanted, there was always a nagging feeling that it wouldn't come true, because nothing good ever happens anymore.
We may be witnessing a monumental historical event take place. Only a tiny fraction of all the humans who have ever lived have been so honored. For the first time in my life I can say that I look forward to what is going to happen in the future.
>>72193297
>Trump has been decent to Bernie
Id's habbening!
>>72191881
"I'M GOIN IN" lmao
>>72191914
You did your part though. you helped out
MAGA
>>72193576
It feels like Christmas. So close and you know it's going to be good.
>>72191925
10/10
Holy shit this fucking retard on CNN.
>Muh indiana
>these wins don't mean anything
>Cruz will dominate soon..
>>72192765
No. Bear.
To bear arms. To bear witness. To bear a burden.
Vs.
Her feet are bare. That chickenleg is bare bone.
Bear- to take on
Bare- to be without; naked
>>72191881
>99 delegates
It was actually more like 110 plus ~35 unbound from PA, so ~145 total.
>>72193551
Like New York, California will redeem itself.
Both go red again for the Emperor in the General Election, I will truly have seen everything.
>>72193050
lol, elchismo bringing the bantz
>>72191925
gj based germanbro. soros and his ilk deserve the noose.
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>>72193328
GET IN HERE
>>72193328
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>>72193150
I LOVE YOU ALL
>>72192699
https://youtu.be/ds1QFwk8j-Y?t=56
a little better sound, and he says ring
>>72192821
How do you do Fellow basketball fan jpeg.
>>72191665
Savage.
>>72191925
nice
>>72194065
he's a vigilante we can't trust him
