Rip in pieces Kansas city bros. Was fun
Kansas City
Here I come
SHIT Tornado Warning Garden City and the radar is showing hooks
rip me
im by the river and its following it
>>72191933
RIP in pieces Anon, i love you
BANE?
>>72192088
im in Napoleon a small small river town about 20 from Blue Springs
if that hook gets worse which it is right now we gonna have fuuun
WE AIN'T IN MUTHAPHUKKIN KANSAS NO MORE NIGGUH!
>>72192466
kansas city is actually in missouri
>somalian education
>>72192340
Say hi to the wizard.
>>72192466
>>72192529
North korean* Don't insult Somalian plz.
>>72192598
well I might
heard a large bang outside and the wind picked up. moving slow too
in the aaaaaarms of the angels
Windy jew is too tired
>>72191048
Dat hook tho! Supercell got more hook than a kikes nose, son.
>>72191048
>Whiteman AFB
Pray for the Whiteman
2 much lightning
Kansas city here
I just regained consciousness in some field, one of my arms is broken
wut do
Nah guys, false alarm. Nothing happening here.
Source: I live in KC.
Holy shit can someone put the thunder on mute here in Johnson country, im trying to sleep
Shit. Live in Warrensburg hopefully I will be fine.
>>72192853
Forgot image
>>72192961
fuck off tornado shill your kind aren't welcome here.
>>72192983
idk bb, the storm is spawning shit alot
>>72192966
st thunder ass doesn't care. and if your buckner, you assholes should be used to this
>>72191048
its not raining that bad, wasn't even that windy, maybe got another couple of inches
>>72192966
Johnson County bro, where you at, son?
I'm stuck in Douglas for a while.
Any streams?
>>72192932
kiwi pls
i think you need to sit this one out and pay close attention to ausposters. they will show you how its done.
>living in tornado alley
>>72192824
It is a really nice base. It is named after George A. Whiteman. He was one of the first American casualties during World War 2 at Pearl Harbor. His plane had "Lucky, lucky me." written on it. He didn't fly to good though.
>>72192100
That's a big tornado.
Which is worse, a tornado or a hurricane?
Tornados have higher wind speeds, but it's over with in a few minutes, while the slightly lower winds of a hurricane can last for hours.
I've only been thru hurricanes.
Anybody been thru both care to way in?
>>72193054
Look at the CURRENT radar, you dense fuck.
>>72193037
LIGHT UP THE NIGHT
>living in southern states
smdh
>>72193094
OP here bro!
>>72193363
Hurricanes can spawn tornadoes. Also, tornadoes can't cause storm surges.
>>72191048
build boat
6000 lightning strikes in the past hour.
>>72193363
I remember there being a hurricane in north carolina like 5 years ago. I went outside during it smdh
>>72193363
tornadoes by far.
hurricanes arent shit.
>>72191048
HAARP doing God's work.
>>72193433
Il mio fratello! Didn't realize there were other people from OP on /pol/
>>72193436
yeah weak ass F0s..
>>72193436
This is the correct answer.
There is nothing like going to bed as it starts blowing only to wake up in the middle of the night with the gulf of mexico two feet deep in you bedroom.
>>72193392
Why don't people in the midwest plant more fucking trees? Unless you're growing crops there's no reason to have so much exposed yard around your house.
>>72192853
Is that even possible?
>>72192961
Exactly what a tornado WOULD say. I'll bet you're spinning right now faggot. Nothing gayer than a tornado, all they do is suck.
>>72193606
They're definitely weak as shit, but there's only like one EF5 tornado a year.
>>72193666
Satanposting
3spooky5me
>>72192966
>Not using the thunder as a lullaby
There's just something comfy about being tucked in while there's a shitstorm outside. Not as comfy as feeling the breeze of a hurricane though.
>>72193094
Prairie village, right by the Shawnee mission east high school
>>72193666
Can't be wrong with those triplets. I am a tornado. You caught me.
>>72191933
Dodge City bro here. It's calm and quiet here so far.
>>72193781
Well congratulations, you got yourself caught. What's the next step in your windy plan?
>>72193759
Hello friend, you are not so far. I am by the blue valley area.
>>72193654
Many of the midwest/plains states have soil that doesn't support tree growth due to composition and nutrient levels.
Dipshit.
>>72193483
Looks like a genie
>>72193714
Literally the first trips get ever in my life and it would be 666 on a shitpost
>>72193654
There used to be a big tree there where that little one is, but lightning split it in half.
>>72193866
Easy.
Suck as hard as I can over the rest of Missouri, spank Oklahoma and Kansas tonight (and well into tomorrow) then revisit my old friends, Moore, Joplin and Greenville.
Jackson county reporting in
>>72192529
It straddles the state line. Half is in KS, half in MO.
Its like Texarkana.
>>72192529
It does spill into Kansas though
>>72193483
>>72191048
>God is literally destroying Cruz states
>>72193483
That's just unfair.
>>72193654
Actually most of the natural habitat in the Midwest is tall prairie grass. It was maintained by constant fire. Most trees you see are invasive and creep in from the lack of disturbance.
This is God's punishment for having an active rhythm game community for every game besides DDR. You've forsaken it for ITG and now you must pay.
>>72194002
>>72194085
I am now a cruzmissile
Lawrence here.
How the fuck does every storm either miss us, or die down before it gets here? I don't even take weather hype serious anymore.
But I'm glad it's raining!! Get them rivers up high, i wanna catch some flatties!
God's vengeance for defying the Emperor has come at last.
>>72193911
better call 911 and report that shit
>>72194432
Former Lawrencefag here, never had a bad storm hit from 2007-2015
It always missed us
>>72194432
>>72194545
Mt. Oread, son. Lawrence is built on a hill. Topography plays a role in the path of a storm. It usually runs its ass into valleys.
I hate this fucking town.
>>72192529
Most of the KC metro area lives on the Kansas side, also, there is a Kansas City Kansas and it's full of niggers
>>72194634
That's stupid, it has nothing to do with Mt. Oread. That's such a small part of town.
It has more to do with how wind patterns work as they come off the Flint Hills, Clinton Lake, and the river all creating a weird pocket that tends to divert that shit. Also, the natural heat of the city compared to the countryside.
>>72193483
http://wwlln.net/new/map/
real time action
>>72194799
There's a lot of things. Honestly, Lawrence and OP are both really lucky when it comes to severe weather.
>>72194913
>dat flash of lightening that looked like a transformer blew.
>>72194986
Holy fuck, my building shook with that one. That one was pretty cool.
>>72194351
I can confirm this
Prairie State here.
Cant even walk innawoods thanks to all that shit
>>72194866
>http://wwlln.net/new/map/
Storms with this much lightning must be doing some amazing things above the clouds too.
Been in and out of these threads. Haven't seen a single picture of an ef4 or 5
Keep me posted
Stay safe my Missouribros.
>>72193654
BECAUSE TORNADO AND SHEIT
