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HAHAHAHAHA
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>>72188485
ZERO
E
R
O
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BTFO
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>>72188485

JOHNNY BOY AND LYIN TED ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>72188485

literally BTFO
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>>72188485
NOT ONE FUCKING DELEGATE

HE'S BEEN BROKEN IN HALF
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WOW, A CAMPAIGN MADE OF DISASTER.
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He actually got one delegate.
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Dated.

Ted Cruz officially won one delegate in Rhode Island. The rules in that state guarantee one delegate to any candidate that gets at least 10% of the statewide vote, which Cruz managed to barely do.
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>>72188485
HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
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>>72188485
designaTED
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Oh wow, shut out in states that only liberals win in the general election - sad!

Look at the red states. Cruz wins them. Texas, Oklahoma, etc. Chump is a big government liberal. Fuck you
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Anybody have a Fox News stream?
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NEVER FORGET!!!!
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>>72188485
BUT MUH...

... MUH ASTRO TURFING

MUH....... MUH TERRITORY?

MUH.......... MUH.......... ?????
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Is Cruz the new jeb?

Also KASICH STILL HAS LESS THAN RUBIO
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>>72188715

I'VE COME TO TALK WITH YOU AGAIN
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What's with those last 3 delegates in Maryland? Do they go to Trump or not?
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Top rated comments on Cruz's latest Facebook video

wew
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>>72188708
>el rato and all the cuckservatives will use this delegate as a narrative of momentum for the coming week
Sad!
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wew lord!
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>>72188787
lol was that from tonight?

Why is Fatso Christie still hanging around and why does he always look so uncomfortable? No charisma. Sad!
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>>72188704
>media interviews Cruz tomorrow
>"how do you feel about not winning any delegates yesterday?"
>THAT'S ANOTHER OF TRUMP'S LIES, I DID WIN A DELEGATE
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>all counties painted red
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>>72188485
>CONSERVATIVES ARE COMING TOGETHER AND UNITING BEHIND MY CAMPAIGN
>CONSERVATIVES ARE COMING TOGETHER AND UNITING BEHIND MY CAMPAIGN>CONSERVATIVES ARE COMING TOGETHER AND UNITING BEHIND MY CAMPAIGN>CONSERVATIVES ARE COMING TOGETHER AND UNITING BEHIND MY CAMPAIGN>CONSERVATIVES ARE COMING TOGETHER AND UNITING BEHIND MY CAMPAIGN
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>>72189030
>Fatso Christie
Don't insult your next Attorney General and Assistant to the God Emperor.
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>Rato's campaign when
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>>72188760
Yeah, like the entire fucking south.
Dumbass.
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>>72188485
TRUMP ROLLED DUBS!!
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>>72188760
Cruz only wins low pop red states

Trump wins high pop swing states like Florida

Cruz wouldn't have a fucking chance in Florida and we need it this election
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>>72189208
Did he died?
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Zero (0) Delegates
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>>72188759
emasculaTED
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I see Trump hitting the magic number in Jersey

Never Trump dies on June 7th
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But that's part of His plan.
He 'gave' his delegates to Kasich.

But, /pol/ just don't care.
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>>72188760
Trump has won in the south dumbass.

>muh Texas
It's going red no matter what m8.
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>>72189030
Because he's a leader not used to being in the background
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>>72188485
checked
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This should be a CLEAR message that Cruz has zero viability in a general election.

He has NO appeal outside of his hardcore faggot base.
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>>72188760
>etc.

damn right etc. because those were the only two states he solidly won. Trump has won every south/deep south state. He loses to the cucked west. that's about it
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>>72188485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfAYz6p-mlw

THROW DA DAYUM TOWEL!!
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>>72188485
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>>72188485
>republicans don't take kindly to candidates paying off delegates

Who would've guessed?
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>>72188485
HAHAHAHAHA
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>>72188878
It's beautiful. It's all coming together perfectly.
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>>72189411

Wow!

*wink*
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Trump has hit the 50â„… mark in national polls...Hillary is nowhere near that favorable. SHILLARY IS IN TROUBLE.

MAGA!
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>>72189411
devastaTED
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>>72188878
Dopes Rhymes is my boi
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does that delegate math include the unbound delegates?
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TRUMP/CARSON 2016
TRUMP/CARSON 2016
TRUMP/CARSON 2016
TRUMP/CARSON 2016
TRUMP/CARSON 2016
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>>72189207

This actually made me laugh out loud. Nice.
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>>72188485
>>72188554
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>>72189207
>Trump appoints Chris Christie.
>Christie indicts Clinton
>she goes to prison
>Christie voted in in 8 years
>continues to MAGA
Pls kek. Pls let it be so
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>>72189762
No. I think 36 unbound delegates from Pennsylvania said they would vote for Trump. That was the last estimate I heard.
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>>72189794
What position would Krispy Kreme have?
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First time since all this house of cards type shit started I genuinely believe Trump will be the next president. I feel the FBI probing into Hillary is too great of a weakness for her to win
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>>72189850
KEK
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>>72189882
yea so in total hes got about 130 today
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>>72189734

frustraTED
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>>72188485
All that matters is that Trump doesn't hit 1237. NE states were never a surprise
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>Mathematically eliminated
>Came dead last to pickle man


Time to drop out Ted, you told Kasich to drop, and now you're getting BTFO by him
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>>72189207


This. Christie is going to put Hillary in prison.
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>>72189901
Secretary of Defense is always the popular fallback. Worked for Shillary.
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>>72189882
Unbound delegates who vote against Trump are going to have a hard time advancing in local politics.
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>>72189411

anally annihilaTED
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>>72189999
Whoa!
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>>72190053
He will though lol, he wrecked these states. The math is certainly in his favor and he's projected to win all of the upcoming states except for New Mexico(shocker)
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>>72189873
By the power of Kek. PLS THIS.
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>>72190219
Nate Silver is going to cry so hard when Trump's chart is update.
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Can anybody explain what happened that "literally who?" actually beat Ted?
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how will the media respond to cruz's one delegate victory?
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DING DONG LING LONG EL RATO IS DEAD.
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>>72190053
Trump way overperformed the polls. If he wins Indiana by a good margin (totally possible; he's up in the polls right now), the brokered convention plan will be bust.
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>>72188485
JUST
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>>72190219
t. teenage /b/ crossboarder
You'll learn, anon
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>>72190348
Cuckservatives in the north would rather have a Golly Gee republican than a MUH JESUS republican if they're not gonna MAGA
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>Mathematically impossible for Cruz or Kasich to even hit 1237 at this point
>Only Trump can reach the magic number now

It's time for them both to drop out and concede to the will of the people.
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>>72190348
Ted does extremely poorly in states that have a low population of jesuslards. The anti-Trump vote naturally favored Kasich in these states.
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>>72190348
cruz appeals to a pretty select, pretty dumb set of "conservative" republicans which i don't think populate many areas in new england/east coast

so with the party in absolute shambles i imagine that most people who weren't feeling trump leaned towards OHJEEZ man
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>>72189030
My
>>72188787
My dad and I were fucking losing it with him tonight. He kept fucking smiling randomly.
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>>72190117

The most logical position for Christie is Attorney General. POTUS is not the only thing you can do in your life during your political career.

Here's why Christie will be the AG appointee of Trump:

>Experienced state AG.
>Willing to state the obvious as demonstrated when he single-handedly shut down the Rubot for good (not going to play along with muh email server bullshit)
>Has already endorsed Trump and this means private discussions on his role in a Trump cabinet have already happened
>Trump operates his staffing/HR situations by picking the best people he can afford to fit a spot and then turning them loose
>Christie is the Trump choice for AG, screencap this
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>>72190017
ObliteraTED.
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Who is the guy in the middle again?
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>>72188897
RIP sweet prince.
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>>72189030
Fuck off r*ddit christie is Gonna MAGA
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>>72189207
Edit flashback pictures of 'nam pls
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>>72189207
>>72189873
>>72190093

I don't think Christie is qualified to be Attorney General, especially considering that he should be disbarred for the Fort Lee bridge scandal.
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>>72190611

Cut him some slack anon, he's smiling when he imagines getting to cross-examine Hillary Clinton
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>>72190428
>mfw I read an article today by some #nevertrump ''''political insider''''' about how Cruz is winning Indiana in internal polling that has been very predictive this race and how that will decide if Trump gets 1237 or not.
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>>72188485
It was a good day.
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>>72188485
>5 (five)
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>>72188485
HAHAHAHA NO CHEESE FOR THE RAT
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>>72190738
>Fort Lee bridge scandal.

Of all the shit that Christie has pulled, this is the most reddit tier.

>the only bad thing Christie has done is campaign against Assault Weapons and not freeing and null prossing people who get fucked over for driving through NJ - legally -with guns as early as he could.
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>>72190655
Soon to be CapitulaTED.
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>>72190490
Is that with or without the unbound Pennsylvania delegates?
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can someone explain why the fuck trump got shit in Pennslyvania, if he had those 50 extra he'd be at 1000.
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>>72190885
Without. They don't include the unbound delegates in the count.
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>>72190897
50 are unbound
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>>72190348
Awesome people vote for Trump
People who think that Jesus is coming home soon vote for Ted
People who think that they're special because they are cheap imitations of George Will vote for Kasich.
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>>72190897
"""""""unplegded""""""" delagates
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>>72190881
DecapitaTED
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>>72190897
Unbound delegates; most of them will vote Trump on the first ballot though.
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>>72188878
So many spelling and grammar errors
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>>72190490

If Rubio and Kasich promise to throw their delegates behind Cruz, there's still a chance.

But not really, because the Donald is slated to crush the next primary elections as well.
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>>72190897

BECAUSE IT'S THE RULES
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>>72190897
Pennsylvania election laws makes congressional delegates not legally required to vote for who they claim to support

its complete bullshit
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>>72190738
What did he even do?
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>>72188485
Damn, even What's "Oh golly geez oh man" his Face got more delegates than the Rat!
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NO CHEESE FOR THE RAT
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>>72188485
>>72188554

Cruz wins 1 delegate in Rhode Island. TRUMP #BTFO #Cruzmissile
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>99

TRUMP CONFIRMED FOR ZEZIMA
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>>72191001
EvisceraTED
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>>72191001

exterminaTED
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NO CHEESE
O

C
H
E
E
S
E
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Can someone please explain to me why Trump didn't get all the PA delegates? I want some (you)s
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>>72190897
Don't worry, quite a few of those unbound delegates will vote for Trump at the convention anyway.
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>>72191186
AnnihilaTED
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>>72191084

Literally nothing.
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>>72190629
Cabinet members have to be confirmed by the senate, who won't confirm him. Trump is going to throw Christie away when he's done with him, anyways. There's no Trump administration position waiting for him at the end of the rainbow, just a pot of shit.
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>>72188485
h-h-he can still be beaten!
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for >>72191209
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So 538 counts PA's unbounds in the target tracker.

That means Trump is on target according to it, right?
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>>72188787
Who is that blonde goddess?
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>>72190611
REMINDER
If it wasn't for Christie, Trump wouldn't even be here right now.
He gambled on Trump endorsing him after the completely biased Fox debate, changing the press cycle and allowing Trump to continue to dominate.
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>>72190461
t. cruzmissile
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>>72190881
AnnihilaTED
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>>72191182
>99 construction
>you can now build the Mexican border wall
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>>72191290

molesTED
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>>72188897
Too soon

Why wasn't he born in America

Feels bad jpg
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>>72191209
54 Unbound delegates that won't vote until the convention. They can choose who they will support against the will of the voters. However, voters did get to vote for the delegates that go to the convention in Cleveland. Hopefully, Trump got the word out enough in Pennsylvania about who would support him on the first ballot.
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>>72188954
I already heard one talk about how kasich did well getting second place
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>>72191084
Jerseyfag here, ignore the faggots saying he dindu nuffin. Christie had a bit of a disagreement with a mayor of a town or someone like that, so he ordered a bridge closed with the sole intention of fucking that town over.

He also did a shit job of cleaning up after hurricane Sandy annihilated the Jersey shore.
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>>72188485
He's gonna be president.
MAD. MAN.
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>>72188897
Man, his shit was hilarious until it killed him.
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>>72191321
This. Trump doesn't want anyone connected to the Bushes in his admin. They were/are the problem.
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>>72188485
>>72188485

TRUMP IS NOW LEADING IN INDIANA... WHERE HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE LOSING!


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

>http://www.cbsnews.com/news/poll-donald-trump-hillary-clinton-party-front-runners-lead-in-pennsylvania-indiana/
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UNELECTABLE

CRUZ MISSILE NOW

RUUUUUUUUAGH
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>>72191331
Yeah more or less. His target is 989 including the unbound delegates. If we say that 30 of PA's unbound delegates will vote for Trump on the first ballot then that nets him an extra 22 delegates, so he'd be at 980.
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>>72191540
>he ordered

prove it
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>>72191402
wasTED
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>>72191402
AdulteraTED
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>>72188787
seriously though who is she? I've seen a few people asking about her.
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>>72191084
Basically some fake tough guy shit. His administration, in conjunction with the union thugs at the Port Authority of New Jersey, initiated lane closures across the George Washington Bridge that feeds into Manhattan as political retribution against the Democratic mayor of the town.

For those not from the area, it may not seem like a big deal, but it is. Multiple people have been indicted on criminal charges.

The point is that attorneys are held to ethical standards than the average citizen. Thus, even if Christie does not end up getting indicted, he should still be disbarred. This would then disqualify him from being Attorney General, because he wouldn't be an attorney.
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>Amerifat still proving why they're the laughingstock of the whole world.
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>>72191653

rejecTED
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>>72191574
I like how people were surprised an obese alcoholic drug user in a high stress job died young
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>>72191701
That would explain why Canada is the world's largest economy
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>>72191701
dude
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>>72191701
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castraTED
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>>72189391
hopefully
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>>72191701
>A
>FUCKING
>____
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>>72189045
rofl
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>>72191701
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>>72191701
>His PM has a gay affect and defends honor killings
>Thinks America is more of a laughingstock than A FUCKING LEEF
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>>72191177
>Cruz sucked off the one republican guy that showed up to vote in RI.

FTFY
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>>72191015
You don't just "throw your delegates behind someone" it doesn't work like that. You can release a portion of them but they are free to vote for whoever. Some can't be released until a second or third round vote at the convention
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I remember when Canadians were considered friendly people rather than stupid ones
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Oh golly gee woppers, you people are just crazy, Jes.
I have to go back to my billioniare kike now and give him another rim job and beg for another chance to win 2 of 43.
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>>72191701
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>i've got 99 delegates but the bitch has none
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>>72191791
Has it gotten to this point that ever time bullshit is spilled by these leaf motherfuckers, they are seen as trolls?
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>>72191960
Fuck off, bigot
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>>72188485

99 DELEGATES BUT A BITCH AINT ONE
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>>72192016
I assume every leaf is a shitposter now.
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>7 days until Indiana
>14 days until Nebraska, West Virginia
>21 days until Oregon
>28 days until Washington
>49 days until trump's 70th birthday
>86 days until the GOP Nomination
>196 days until the general election
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>>72188485
the epitome of JUST.
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>>72191331
From a counter I saw he's on 957 delegates not counting the unbound PA ones

I've seen estimates that 30-35 of them are backing Trump/district winner so he's bang on the 538 target right now.
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>>72191015
They can't, their delegates are bound in the first round. It'd have to be contested in the first place for it to happen.
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>>72188554
right where he belongs
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>>72188485
nigga... dis is.. unbilivable.... i am cruz missile.. i am.. nigguh this gon b..
>0
nigggaaa waaattt shiieeeeeetttttt

lol fuck u white boys muh dick tho
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>>72191701
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>>72191006
>>72190966
>>72191006
>>72191067
>at the convention
he'd be in a better position if theyd just go to him right now my god
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>>72188485
HE HOLDS THAT BIBLE HIGH, HE SETS IT DOWN AND HE LIES, LIES LIES!
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>>72191953
Top kek
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>>72188715
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I am pretty liberal and this makes me happy. Cruz seemed like one of those slimy "christian-sharia-law" closet child molesters. I just imagine him constantly dripping slime and sweat as he breathes in a high pitched whine from his mouth. The scariest thing is that there so many idiots who hear him talk and think, "oh well at least he pretends to be righteous even though hes probably a sick sick fuck behind closed doors."
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>>72192048
Fuck off trudeau
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This Trump train is starting to fuckin fly.
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>>72191701
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF
GO CHOKE ON SYRUP WHILE WATCHING DUDEWEEDMAN EXPLAIN HOW NOT TO MANSPREAD MAPLENIGGER
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>>72189474
what's the next step in his plan?
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>>72192488
Crashing this country, with no survivors.
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>>72189474

Boy that sure worked out well when Trump just won every county in five states.
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>>72192147
Every single one of them is a multiple of 7, except for the other one
>>
Just when exactly is it going to be unavoidable for Trump to get the nomination? Will a win in Indiana make it impossible for Rato/grandpa to win?
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>>72189474
But Kasich won like 5
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>>72192312
He's actually kinda cute in this interview, Anon.

Trump is my Ultimate Daddy but in this interview he somehow doesn't resemble a slime-ball rat-bag child molester.

He also does a mean impression of Billy Crystal and other people from Princess Bride
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>>72190490
>Trump only needs 45% of the remaining delegates to get to 1237.
Holy shit, guys, I thought the GOPe was going to try and succeed at some sneaky shit, but Trump has too much momentum at this point.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc55BAbvCFA
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>>72192723
OOps for got link he he
Too delusional with Joy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUjCgLCejV8
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>>72192727
I don't understand the GOPe meme. What's e for?
>>
>>72188897
ROB COCAINE MOTHERFUCKIN FORD

f
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>>72189491
>>red no matter what
But to keep it that way we really, really need to BUILD WALL.
>>
>>72188485
Rato BTFO
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THEM DELYGATES LOOKIN MIGHTY FINE ON MY CAMPAIGN, RATO
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>>72192210
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>>72191701
>All those (You)s
Thanks /pol/, see you again in November when Shillary destroys Drumpf and you go back to getting bullied by Esteban since he won't have to worry about leaving the retards stronghold you call the United States of America.
>>
>>72192600
He's a big goy

[Spoiler] For Jews [\Spoiler]
>>
ObliteraTED
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>>72188485
>5 delegates

There is still hope for President Kasich
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>>72192798
Elite. Basically the neocon globalist shills.
>>
>>72192625
7 is a holy number

>God Emperor confirmed
>>
>>72192943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz7ZiDViCxs
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>>72192798
establishment
>>
>>72191321
Ok moron, I'll bite. Why wouldn't the Republican Senate support Christie for AG?What possible reason? He's more experienced and qualified than the last two AG's and they got approved.
>>
>>72189208
That is some nice suburbia
>>
>>72190461
t. Cuck
>>
Pennsylvania Delegates from Nate Silver

DISTRICT DELEGATE PERCENTAGE STATED PREFERENCE
1 Vogler, Christopher M 37.42% Uncommitted
1 Hackett, David 31.75 District Winner
1 Kaufer, Seth W 30.83 Uncommitted
2 Havey, Elizabeth 29.30 District Winner
2 Tucker, Calvin R 29.16 Uncommitted
2 Cohen, Aaron J 25.82 Uncommitted
3 English, Philip S 17.66 Uncommitted
3 Ryan, Carol Lynne 11.27 Trump
3 Yates, Robert J. 11.14 District Winner
4 Sacco, Joseph A 13.38 Trump
4 Jansen, Matthew R 11.40 Trump
4 Scaringi, Marc Anthony 10.90 Trump
5 Klein, James Feuer 16.72 Trump
5 Mcclure, C Arnold 13.72 Trump
5 Khare, Ash 12.84 District Winner
6 Costello, Ryan A 25.32 District Winner
6 Lightcap, Vicki 14.27 District Winner
6 Buckwalter, Wayne 14.08 Trump
7 Puppio, Michael V 25.86 District Winner
7 Willert, Robert J. 24.10 Unknown
7 Miller, Joan M 23.42 District Winner
8 Worthington, Samuel James Jr 18.74 District Winner
8 Casper, Barry Robert 17.07 District Winner
8 Quinn, Marguerite C 14.50 Unknown
9 Shuster, William F 19.34 District Winner
9 Ward, Judith F 16.31 District Winner
9 Taylor, Debra D 13.45 Trump
10 Sides, Carol D 13.99 Unknown
10 Scavello, Mario Michael 10.04 District Winner
10 Pickett, Tina 9.44 District Winner
11 Morelli, Richard 16.28 Trump
11 Mcelwee, David J 12.68 Trump
11 Shecktor, Andrew 9.25 Trump
12 Steigerwalt, George F 10.80 Cruz
12 Vasilko, James J 9.69 Trump
12 Morrill, Monica 9.25 Trump
13 Ellis, Thomas Jay 17.29 District Winner
13 Cox, Gilbert W Jr 15.86 Unknown
13 Casper, Lauren Elizabeth 14.51 District Winner
14 Meloy, Mary A 35.65 Uncommitted
14 Devanney, Michael 34.78 Uncommitted
14 Linton, Cameron S 29.57 Kasich
16 Brubaker, Douglas W 22.86 Cruz
16 Denlinger, Gordon Ray 22.74 Uncommitted
16 Dumeyer, David M 17.43 District Winner
17 Villano, Teresa Lynette 18.50 Trump
17 Bonkoski, Carolyn L 17.79 Trump
17 Snover, Gloria Lee 15.10 District Winner
18 Means, Sue Ann 13.39 Cruz
18 Deplato, Justin Phd 13.13 Trump
18 Petrarca, John Thomas 12.94 District Winner
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>>72188787
Who is the guy on the right? Looks like some mafia man.
>>
>>72192854
True, but Texas spics are a lot more conservative than you'd think. I bet in the exit poll for 2016 election, it'll be like 50/50 for hispanic voters. I'd expect Hispanic men to lean republican again like they did in the last election.
>>
>>72191698
>The point is that attorneys are held to ethical standards than the average citizen.
LOL! You've never worked with lawyers, have you?
I recall the bridge thing, yes it was a big deal but he's too fat to ever actually win US political national office.
If you can't control your own fucking eating, how can you control anything else?
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>>72188704
His delegate is the equivilent of a ring whistle you get at a carnival for not getting the ball in the basket
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>>72192914
>A FUCKING LEEF
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MAGA
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>>72192914
yous dont mean anything fuckface
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>>72188760
Cruz won Oklahoma by single digit delegates.
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>>72192914
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>>72193125
That is Donald Trump, and candidate for President
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>>72193113
>Trump more or less got 32 additional delegates out of PA with a possibility of more
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>>72188813
You couldn't hate Jeb. At least that Lan was sincere.

Rato is a fucking snake that will stab you in the back for some cheese on your plate.
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>>72188485
>kasich getting more delegates than cruz
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>>72189045
hahahah
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>>72191399
Underrated and checked
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>>72192727
>Trump only needs 45% of the remaining delegates
Just confirmed the math on this. It's really fucking happening.
>>
>>72189045
literally lold
>>
>>72192877
10/10|

saved
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>>72188485
>99
>?

It was supposed to be 115+!!!
Fuck this

#I'mACruzTorpedoICBM now!!!
>>
>>72193456
>Donald cant win he needs 60% of the delegates left!

>Donald cant win he needs 45% of the delegates left!

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
>>
>>72188897
He'll be OK
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>>72191701
>if we kill them
>they win
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>>72188485
Dyin' Ted
>>
>>72193113
>>72193113
Trump delegates: 16
District winner (Trump won all districts): 19
At large Delegates 17
Total PA Trump delegates: 52
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>>72190806
I'm from IN and yes, there's talk of state GOP giving delegates to Cruz. I'm not sure of the details but yeah, you're right.
>>
>>72188708
>tfw Lyin' Ted got a "Your special for trying" Delegate..
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>>72193614
Fuck, why can't he just get the delegates now, fuck the convention if he gets it now he'll be close as fuck to 1237
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>>72188485
What's funny is that Trump initially had a lot of respect for Cruz. If El Rato had conducted himself as a gentleman, he could have secured a high level cabinet position in the Trump House and set himself up for a legitimate run in 2024. Now he'll have to be happy with being a senator for the rest of his life.
>>
>>72193726
He still has a good chance without them
>>
>>72193536
Anyone have that nate silver compilation?
>>
According to my math, Trump only needs 46% of the remaining delegates to hit 1237.
>>
>>72188878
like pottery
>>
>>72188485

>muh coalition to stop Trump

Rato BTFO
>>
Which states does trump need to win to get enough delegates?
>>
>>72188485
Lyin' Ted is going to be paying hard for that stunt in the last batch of states. People in other states are going to make damn sure that their votes help make up for the ones that were stolen.
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>>72188554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V3CfD8TPac
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>>72193763
>implying his senate career isn't ruined here in Texas
The only reason we went with Cruz in the first place was because he was running as the tea party candidate and we didn't want fucking Dewhurst (a George Bush republican) as our senator. Of course, everyone knows Cruz is a fraud now, so I doubt he'll be popular. He's destroying his political career if he keeps running like this.
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>>72193763
If Trump even lets him do that. There's gonna be people running against him in the party in Texas because he's such a cunt to everyone.
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>>72192694

bump, can someone answer please
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>>72192694
It's already impossible. They're just trying to tear the political landscape up even more.

Either that or it's all part of the GOP's plan; to make it seem like trump is the best bet for the nation as he's fighting against clinton, el rato, and berdie all at once while still winning.
>>
>>72192694
When he gets 1237,otherwise ->convention->jeb as nominee
>>
>>72191783
WEED
>>
>>72188485
NO CHEESE FOR THE RAT
>>
>>72191399
Hail Zamorak!
>>
>>72192694
>>72194123
Well it won't be impossible, but every loss makes it harder and harder to sell the narrative. I'm assuming that both of them will stick around the entire race to try and suck votes since the GOPe is so desperate, so it won't be over until June 7th where California should bump Trump over the magic number (if not; he'll be really really close).
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>>72193375
>>kasich getting more delegates than cruz
Literally JUST
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magical
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>>72189391
No, but it was extremely painful.
>>
Shit i was busy all day, what did i miss?
What did Trump win and how hard?
>>
>>72191701
>A FUCKING LEAF
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>>72194684
EVERY STATE

EVERY COUNTY

EVERY CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT
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>>72188485
>172 delegates at stake
>Trump only gets 99

OK guys..... where the hell are the remainder delegates???
>>
>>72191399
>tfw no POH waifu
>>
>>72194568
>>
>>72194909
>EVERY COUNTY
Not quite, but yes every congressional district (which is what matters).
>>
>>72189474
>was getting shut out part of your plan?
>crashing this election
>WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>
>>72190547
Trump won the south mate. The south is Jesus land.
>>
>>72191701
>UNA
>PUTA
>HOJA
I bet you will love it when mudslimes enter by hoards to your liberal shithole you call country.
>>
>>72195074
Cruzlims reside in rural jesuslands.
>>
>>72195074
The Midwest too

its what got him Iowa and Wisconsin

I think he'll get Nebraska but that's it
>>
>>72190547
>t. desperate atheist
Jesus is the way you jackass retard. Develop educated thought before spouting your retarded religion.
John 3:16.
>>
>>72194568
truly groundbreaking
>>
Who else is looking forward to the Cruz speech in the morning, in which he explains how he was actually the winner of tonight?
>>
>>72195276
He gave a speech earlier and it was sad.
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>>72193113
DO NOT TRUST PA UNBOUND DELEGATES TO KEEP PROMISE. EL RATO + GOPe WILL TRY DIRTY TRICKS IN JULY. TRUMP """MUST""" WIN WITHOUT THEM.

GET COMMIEFORNIANS TO VOTE FOR GOD-EMPEROR IN MASS NUMBERS. IT IS THE ONLY GUARANTEE.
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>>72189850
Kasich should be eating in this pic senpai
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Guess the collusion isn't working
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>>72195325
Give him time. He'll come up with something big to say.
>>
>>72189556
Beck tomorrow is going to be perfect.
>>
>>72195381
I heard somewhere that theirs some secret GOP recording where they were talking about how they didn't think Trump would get this far and what not.

Anybody have a link for it?
>>
>>72189491
>the entire confederacy went for Trump except Texas

OH BUT TRUMP ONLY WINS BLUE STATES
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>>72188708
That fact makes him getting that one delegate so much more embarrassing.

I seriously think the turning point for Cruz's loss was the GOP establishment cancelling the vote in Colorado and giving Cruz all the delegates. After that, Cruz lost all credibility.
>>
Hello Rat0
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>>72195792
Texas is just being an edgy little rebel, he will grow out of it.

t. Virginia
>>
>>72195792
I'm sorry our Cruzlims were too strong. I doubt he'll be re-elected as senator though.
>>
>>72188485
>>72188554
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>
>>72195815
He never deserved any credibility to begin with.
>>
>>72195951
neither did Trump but here we are.
>>
>>72188485
What a fucking high energy number. Rato confirmed worse than Kasich
>>
>>72195869
Virginia is a purple state because we gave you our niggers.

t. Maryland
>>
>>72188704
Somehow that's even sadder.

>>72188708
Literally a consolation "you tried" prize.
>>
>>72195982
No, but in comparison to Cruz, even Trump seems like the model of honesty.
>>
>>72189491
trump on that texas mexico boarder hahhaha
>>
Cruz stealing Colorado was the greatest thing Trump could've hoped for.

Crusty old men began to see the game was being rigged by the party's Establishment Elites, and declared they'd never vote for that rat-faced weasel if that was how the GOPe was going to play. Ignoring the People's voices is undemocracy as fuck.
>>
>>72196148
In Texas, the border is water.
>>
>>72194633
for you
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>>72191177
I-it's just inevitable I guess.
Guys I hate to say it, but it's time we consolidated around a true cuckservative. God bless
#Cruzmissle
>>
I GOT 99 DELEGATES AND CRUZ GOT NONE
>>
>>72188760
WTF is the point of this comment? Cruz wins red states? So what - either one of them will do that in the general election. If Trump can put any traditionally blue states back in play, that alone makes him a better candidate.
>>
>>72196243
Nice, Indonesia.
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>>72196100
Maryland sucks

P.S. Especially Baltimore

P.P.S We are probably gonna herd them and send them to North Carolina tbqh

t. Virginia
>>
>>72194921
There are 52 unbound delagates in Pennsylvania.
>>
Did Cruz always have no chance in these states or did he just plummet into nothing after trying to justify Colorado?
>>
>>72196148
Fun fact, those counties are like 93% spic.
>>
>>72196530
He was always expected to lose the north east, but his poll number plummeted after Colorado. Sad!
>>
>>72196402
The Democratic People's Republic of Maryland is best State in nation, comrade. Is why Vagina state politicians follow our lead, da?

t. Maryland

P.S. Baltimore is great. You would know it if you ever went there.

P.P.S. You're dreaming about the niggers. Once you get them, you'll never be rid of them. Ever.

P.P.P.S. Postscripts come after the signature.
>>
>>72196530
Never really had a chance. The finish line was always in Trump land, and Trump knew it when he started. The time for Cruz to stop trump, was 6 months ago.
>>
>>72191701
Canada once again emphasizes the shit in shitposting.
>>
>>72196636
Nah

P.S. I have been to Baltimore, i swear i saw like four stabbing while driving through

P.P.S. Nuh uh

P.P.P.S. Not in my Murica

t. Virginia
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>>72192727
46%
>>
>>72189556
>>72195676
(solemnly) Hello America,... as some of you witnessed last night, hate... is still overwhelmingly prevalent in this country.
(teary-eyed) The America I know and love is still alive in you all though, and I'm going to encourage you to go against the trend. Go against this river of bigotry. Be the light on the hill and take in immigrants when no one else will.
(visibly crying) Goodnight America, I'm off to prep the bull now.
>>
>>72192727
Rumor has it, they may try to change the rules a bit, so that he can't get the nomination even if he gets enough delegates.
>>
>>72196148
>>72196578
Arizona looks beautiful though
>>
>>72196895
You mean "nyet." Do not worry, reeducation happens quickly.

t. Maryland, real America

P.S. You never saw any such thing. You shouldn't swear when you're lying.

P.P.S. You don't understand niggers. We do.

P.P.P.S. It's not yours. You are a cuckold state who only has a matter of time before you're bright blue. Congratulations on your 200,000 convicted felons voting!
>>
>>72193136
Spics are entering the middle class so naturally they're starting to lean more conservative as that welfare tax money starts to flow out of their pockets rather than into it.
>>
>>72192854
>>72193136

Hispanics that don't live in Mexico Mk.2 (i.e. the border) are generally conservative and hate illegals. The problem is everyone that still has ties to Mexico and lives on the border will always vote blue and whites here are now a minority. We're probably 55/45 red atm and in 10 years that could swing the other way without a wall.

We need to build the wall and then deport all illegals and their children.
>>
>>72197157
It will just prove Trump correct

I did hear there were some rules changing as well.
>>
>>72197157
Trump is doing better in this election than Romney did, if they raise the bar to get the nomination they might as well hand pick all future primaries because no one will ever be able to outright win the nomination without a bullshit contested convention even if they are the ONLY candidate running.
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>>72188704
You're right.
I'm now a /cruzmissle/
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>>72197202
Shoo Shoo, gommie

P.S. I did see it you know it Gommisar

P.P.S. We will just tell them the welfare lines are in North Carolina and we will lose most of them.

P.P.P.S. We still have guns and we have some bretty gud laws

P.P.P.P.S. Git fugged gommie

t. Virginia, true America
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>>72188485
Fellow #CruzMissiles send The Ted your strength.
>>
>>72188554
FPBP
>>
>>72197417

What is the future of the political parties?:Is it too much to hope for that the Democrat and Republican parties would be gutted in the wake of being shown that they have nothing but contempt for the people they're supposed to represent?
>>
>>72193763
>>72193989

maybe he can run against Trudeau
>>
>>72188785

http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-fox-news-live-streaming/
>>
>>72197417
Better than McCain as well.

Trump alone got more votes in NY than all Republicans in the 2008 and 2012 elections
>>
>>72198017
They are gonna shift ideologies. The democrats under Clinton will be more conservative and the Republicans under Trump will be more liberal and to the left of the democrats.
>>
>>72198017
It isn't going to happen soon. As much as people complain, life is still a 1st world country, and will remain so for a long long time.
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