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>>72185218
Nice killdozer.
lol is that an armored tractor
we mad max?
>>72185296
They've made quite a few
>what sort of camo you want senpai?
WARBOX
WE IZ GOIN TO WAAAGH
When you have a BMP turret
But no BMP
>today only at Akmeds scrap yard all pipes are half price
>>72185753
Wait, how do you aim that thing?
A lone crusader in a dangerous world. The world... of the Knight Pod.
>>72185980
Turn the truck
>>72185218
Wow 40k fags gtfo >>72185460
>>72185526
>>72185667
>>72185667
>>72186242
But seriously I'm be this show
Fuck goth
>>72186371
>you will never ever cruise the wastelands sacrificing infidels with your lionbro by your side
Looks like I'm playing Arma again.
>>72185753
so this is a thing
>>72186428
>You will never be a lion cub riding in a truck with John Travolta.
Why live?
This is literally mad max
>>72186339
I was like, "dont muslims hate dogs?"
>>72186371
"oh wait, its a fucking lion"
Imagine being an M1 or a t90 operator and seeing this shit rolling towards you.
>roleplaying sjw road movie
>>72186866
>No analogue sticks
>>72186866
>bootleg PS1 controller
and I thought they couldnt get more niggerish
someone read about the IRA barrack buster
>>72186966
lol
>>72186866
>>72186793
>>72186428
Thanks for the thread man. All these pics are great.
>>72185980
I assume it has a few degrees of sway, beyond that you move the truck.
Okay aussie shit poster how does that shitty armor help them against air strikes?
>>72185589
Just blotch my shit up senpai.
>>72187353
its the whole turret not just the gun, it would be still able to pivot on its ring or whatever its called
>>72186793
>>72186866
I can't be the only one that's triggered by the sticker being left on the TV.
>>72186220
Jawas gonna loot their shit.
>>72187373
So are they just welding old armaments onto flatbeds? I wonder how effective they are.
>>72186220
Beat me to it.
>h-hey anon, y-you wanna, like, y-you know, go fight I-I-ISIS and stuff?
>>72187540
void warrantee
>>72185667
THE PIONEERS USED TO RIDE THESE BABIES FOR MILES
>>72187783
And that Hassan is how I met your mother.
>>72187634
they're good for a movable fire support platform covering militias advance on foot
they'd be hopeless in a direct conflict and mobile warfare
>>72185218
>1 rpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLBb91lbtOw
>>72187634
The US had to do the same thing in Iraq to guard its convoys as they came under heavy attacks and whodathunkit the hummer isn't armored and proved to be a death trap
>where we're going we don't need to turn
>>72188181
huh, the more you know
check em quads
>>72187989
Fuck you don't even need anti-armor to knock these out. But let's face it, they're perfectly suited for ISIS warfare, which is shooting unarmed or poorly armed people.
>>72185218
That...
Is BAD. ASS.
Where can i get one?
>>72185667
These welds are too accurate for sand people
>>72188375
the best part is countless M113 were sitting next door in Saudi Arabia and M1117 were sitting back home in MP motor pools which could have provided better protection
but muh light mobile swift force
and then they went and purpose designed new MRAP heavy trucks
when they're not putting AA guns or howitzers or MLRS or BMP turrets on the trucks occasionally you'll find a helicopter rocket pod
>>72188572
Was this during the insurgency phase? I don't remember hearing of many US convoys being hit hard by Iraqi national forces.
When these pictures first went online the previous owner received countless phone calls threatening him
>>72187357
Thats like asking how will our top of the line armor on our tanks protect our tanks from airstrikes
It doesnt
>>72188668
I can't imagine the pantshitting fear of firing that thing when you're still in the truck, it could probably misfire at any given moment.
cheeky molotov in the turret
>>72188735
the war itself was over in days lol you'd have to be a neocon to believe saddams forces were a credible threat
you never heard about all the convoy attacks once the insurgency began?
Still no match for this
>>72188668
If those are unguided rockets, how the fuck do they hit anything with the launcher angled like that?
Cause we got a little old convoy
Rockin' through the night.
Yeah, we got a little old convoy,
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way.
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy
'Cross the U-S-A
>>72189245
Fire and pray for Allah to guide your projectiles into the enemy
Not even exaggerating
>>72189245
I dunno lol
>>72189402
so are toyotas really that good?
>>72189339
same as a regular MLRS
>>72189245
I imagine the pod cant be adjusted and they use it like an MLRS
>>72188821
>tfw they clear up the drain in your toilet by demolishing your house
>>72189581
can be*
>>72189245
Maths.
Rocket has X amount of fuel, weighs Y, and gravity is Z.
Plug in the maths, and you get a very very primitive system that tells you how far away you need to park your ass. Fire one rocket, adjust as required.
Even in the 1950s tanks had machineguns aligned with the main gun with specially loaded rounds to match the ballistics of the main gun ammunition for rangefinding. People have been hitting targets with unguided projectiles for a long time.
>>72189532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnWKz7Cthkk
when you see it
>>72187062
>Argentine
>calling others niggers
>>72189532
yeah basically every jihadist and militia in the middle east and north africa prefers them
>>72189869
>theres an app for that :3
>>72186220
>ywn patrol the deserts in your heavily armed house/mobile trading post
>>72185667
is that a rearview mirror on the side?
>>72189957
What a waste of an stg-44
>>72185297
That's not going to do shit. Bullets go through steel like through butter.
>>72185667
>Death Roomba
>>72190290
Yeah, you can see the window behind the grate.
>>72187130
Those American boots..
>>72185218
AT fodder.
>>72185667
Got a good laugh out of this one.
>>72185680
i swear to god orks are just like muslims
have the trashy british accent and everything
based aussie bro
love these threads
>>72190340
That actually looks like one of the few vehicles in this thread that could actually withstand small arms fire.
>>72185526
wtf was he inspired by midnight club ?
>>72186220
kek, perfect
meanwhile, in Africa
>>72185589
the type that makes me stand out, we learn from the best.
>>72188337
well it IS American, at least originally
dat suspension
>>72190724
Fuck...
meanwhile, in Mexico
>>72191189
Where the hell did they even find such tiny wheels?
>>72185526
It's like they started with a camo paint scheme and said "fuck it lets make this thing badass" halfway through.
>>72185218
Kill dozers are awesome too bad just about any modern tank, LAV or anti-tank weapon (tow, Javalin, ect.) can fuck them up.
>>72186866
Filthy console peasant.
hay guise
Instead of banning military exports to the mid-east we should ban Toyota exports to the mid-east.
They're literally run out of ways to kill each other in a matter of weeks.
>>72190723
That piece of shit would get destroyed. A 50 cal can go through 1/2" steel plate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugOafY_SQF4
>>72191602
They tried, Toyota fired back asking how the Jihadists have American made arms
>>72191491
I'd imagine a lot of these things exist solely for intimidation and never see actual combat, or sit very far behind the actual front line just to provide some support as a mobile HMG platform.
>>72189532
the 2.7 hilux are pretty good n sturdy , they can take a beat and has good torque, the lower ones suck so they don't sell.
>>72191867
these are sand niggers so bet your ass they're using them right at the front
>>72186793
>>72186866
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dq_jcUgBzt8
>>72191867
You haven't seen much combat footage of middle eastern wars have you?
The concept of tactics hasn't arrived yet in the desert.
>>72191867
correct, I said that earlier they're fire support
>>72191745
If that thing ever gets close enough to a .50 to get penetrated like that the driver fucked up bad.
>>72190127
thought he's having his angrybirds break.
To think these things still work.
>>72191940
This is an accurate statement
t. OIF vet
this looks pretty professional
>>72192230
how do you honestly think this stuff would stand up against a western military?
>>72192004
I have, and I rarely see these abominations anywhere near the actual combat. At most there will be some Toyotas with .50s welded to them buzzing around providing fire support from fairly safe distances.
>>72185218
Wow, that's a pretty cool piece of machinery.
>>72186803
Because fuck the domesticated animal that has been at the side of man for more than 10,000 years and can be easily trained to perform any number of task. Nope I'm gonna have a large predatory cat that is difficult to feed, train and could turn on me or my friends at any moment killing us with ease.
all new meaning to land cruiser
>>72189025
mah nigga
>>72191657
now this is some real mad max shit
>>72192372
You should look at some 2011-2012 footage of the Syrian war. Rebels drove shit like this right onto the front lines without any form of backup only to be destroyed instantly.
Not to say the Syrian army didn't do the exact same thing, only with actual tanks.
>>72191600
>the left and right tires don't even match
Truly cobbled together from scraps
>>72192028
50 cal is portable senpai
>>72185296
FPBP
>>72192604
Not when it's getting shot at. Like I said these things should ideally be way behind the bulk of whatever force they're supporting, nowhere a .50 can sneak up on you so easily.
>>72186866
Bre Pettis givin this nigga an award for being a #maker
:D :D :D
>>72187783
>>72187937
>Bitch on the right is totally gonna cock block you.
>>72192346
>how do you honestly think this stuff would stand up against a western military?
Only two words are needed describe technicals vs modern armor:
Target.
Practice.
>and so then I told him to check his privilege! :D
>>72192971
Something about women at war makes me want to see them get blown to pieces.
>>72190933
This is a modern tachanka.
>>72190127
someone else watched that defcon. noice
>>72192785
let me correct myself
Ah that was the day I met your mothers
>>72193233
been lookin at the wrong battle maidens m8
>>72186152
THIS IS FUCKING ANTI AIRCRAFT GUN FROM RUSSIAN SHIP
WHAT ARE YOU OF DOING ABDUL
>>72191823
Lol silly Japos
>>72190578
>>72190724
LET BATTLE COMMENCE
>>72190578
Ah, the dreaded giraffe units.
>>72185218
Id like to drive one those onto a job site abd cut down all the lazy supervisors.
>>72188337
micro machines predicted this 2 decades ago
>>72191823
We created bullets that fired backwards. We used them to sabotage ammo shipments. Although I imagine it's rare to find operable stuff in Libya and Syria without them being sabotaged anyways. *shrug*
>>72188821
The google reviews page for this place was amazing for a brief moment
>>72185218
Aren't a few of these for suicide missions?
>>72193893
Bulldozers are way too slow for VBIED usage. And you don't put guns on the vehicle that's gonna pop anyway.
Tank Girl!
>>72188181
Kek, sounds like the same shitty deal we had with our APC's. They had to weld metal plates to the buttom to at least have a chance to survive a hit from IED's.
>>72193837
Are you sure they're not just weapons that got sent to "moderate" rebels that ended up in Isis hands?
>>72188441
>I'll puncture the next thing that moves
>>72191354
They were probably from a riding mower or something.
>>72194455
The moderates are al Qaeda
>>72186613
>DEATH TO THE WEST
>except Lionel Messi
>>72185667
Snake?
>>72194800
I really wish original Top Gear did an episode with the Mad Max Fury Road vehicles. That would've been dope.
>>72188467
>Where can i get one?
i think this is the place they get most of these things from
>>72195491
I think many of the builds are just for the psychological effect.
>"Abdul, mount the tank turret onto this flatbed truck!"
>fire once
>trucks does backflips and crushes the crew behind it
>"The infidels are killing using Newtons law! Allah Akbar! Allah Akbar!"
>>72195400
That's from Mad Max the game, but yeah I agree
>>72188735
Almost all of our time in Iraq was insurgency, with the very brief exceptions of the minor civil war we quelled, which also was pretty insurgency-like.
I was in country post-invasion, and we rolled around exclusively in 1151 FRG7 armor mod HMMWVs. In the event of an IED or VBIED, even with the extensive armor modifications our trucks were still fucked. We were immune to AK fire, but an RPG or roadside bomb still slapped our nuts.
Thank the "hearts and minds" faggot campaign for this shit. We would roll off base in our weak ass HMMWVs, DRIVING RIGHT PAST EVERY DAY, an entire regiment of Strykers and Bradleys. No armor for you, Mr. Infantry. Enjoy this shitty truck from the 80s and say hello to your prosthetics when they arrive in 10 years.
I had no idea that Ork battlewagons were so prolific.
>>72195888
>Thank the "hearts and minds" faggot campaign for this shit
im curious, what do you mean? like they wanted you to seem less threatening to the locals by not being in armoured vehicles or what?
>>72185667
this is so fucking retarded hahahahahah
>literally a box in the desert
>jihad, muhammed ackbar
thank you for this one
>>72185526
I wonder what happened to that thing.
>>72195888
>with the very brief exceptions of the minor civil war we started
fix'd
>Thank the "hearts and minds" faggot campaign for this shit.
lolno. Thank Rummy insisting it could be done with 100,000 troops and be out in 6 weeks and Shisinsky not standing up to him
Thank the Army using hummer when it has no armor and refusing to use better platforms because they're not part of the doctrine of light mobile fast
>>72190340
Not sure if this is Canada trying to take the shit-posting award or not.
Still waiting to see an armored assault Prius.
>>72195257
That guy is going to be really fucking dead really fucking fast.
>>72188821
Holy shit that number still works. It's a plumber in texas.
>>72187130
What the fuck does this fire? Barrel bombs?
What a time to be alive
>>72185667
comedy gold
>>72187353
Holy shit why are Hetzers so adorable. They're all tiny and boxy and they have that cute little offset gun.
>>72195698
Its not but okay
I'd have almost any of these when shit hits the fan at home, but in a war zone I wouldn't look at em
>>72199267
they have their whole crew seated in a line. gj
>>72190724
war plus sign of death grr
>>72186826
I fucking would not be able to stop laughing.
>>72185589
I'll have the Poo-In-Loo pls
>>72199429
It is though, senpai
http://www.autoevolution.com/news/west-coast-customs-made-a-magnum-opus-car-for-mad-max-game-and-its-apocalyptic-video-99460.html
Unless you meant your pic, in which case nevermind
>>72186428
Looks like a sandnigger John Travolta.
This is like some modern day medieval warfare shit right here, I love it.
>>72191468
>zipgun technical
>>72185667
Reminds me of this
dont forget about the roller division!
>>72187826
kek. Saving this
>>72185218
gotta say i like ISIS more and more. they kill faggots, they have a cool army, i mean seriously
>>72186371
based ISIS
>>72202131
DAY OF THE ROPE
>>72190713
forty thousand years into the future they are
la illaha ill Allah akhi time for Dugma
>>72185667
OUR ENEMIES HIDE IN METAL BAWKSES, THE COWARDS, THE FOOLS!
WE...WE SHOULD TAKE AWAY THEIR METAL BAWKSES!
SIIIINDRI!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO3MttgvHUY
>>72201770
>Assimilate all three techs
>Fill battle fortresses with elite troops
>Untouchable
Someone design a 21st century Crusader mobile
MECCA DELENDA EST
>>72185218
I love these Tard Tanks
>>72203705
Danks*
>>72195257
Holy shit it's real
http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=713_1431122824
>>72200546
BRUH I'd throw an HE round into the barrel so quick and rip a hole through that shit.
>>72190993
>what should our army doctrine be?
>oh you know... Everybody just fire without using sights and squint
>>72185753
That is a nice Toyota assault gun they have there
>>72185980
Ins'Allah
>>72191813
Holy fuck they have an su_100?!?!
>>72192188
What the fuck is that thing even? It has a KV-1 turret and the 85mm gun? Seems like the Soviets were nice boys to those Yemenese.
>>72189532
yes they are, i bet you they take gunfire and the engine starts as if nothing happens. the 2.5l diesel and 3.0Turbo diesel are incredibly reliable vehicles.
>>72209413
REMOVE FLAG
>>72189880
damn
Honestly the saddest part is that there are so many people in the world that have no idea this shit is happening right now.
There are sand people that live in what used to be a high ranking second world country building warhammer machines out of scrap metal.
I loathe people that say the world has gone stale and preach nihilistic views. These are glorious days we're living in bros.
>>72187783
>think feminism is retarded
>find this incredibly hot
I'm so conflicted
>>72185667
>armor not sloped
Nigger what the fuck are you doing?
>>72191468
Ha! Using motorbike brake rotors as pivots?
>>72209413
EUROPE SUCKS DICK, GTFO FROM THIS BOARD
pffft and they say zombie ''apocalypse '' hahaha sand niggers can build trash tanks it must be easy
>all these oversized compensatory vehicles
>>72202647
Nothing stop you from joining them Achmed
>>72209413
WtF
>>72209413
Are you posting from your desk job in Brussels?
Is it safe?
>>72188181
>as they came under heavy attacks
More to do with IEDs than attacks desu
>>72188821
How did that truck end up in a war zone? What was the story behind it? It is also entertaining to see an originally soviet ZU-23-2(?) mounted on a plumber's truck from Texas.
>>72190340
>make entire planet from steel
>bullets can now go through the planet
>>72202131
Nice strategy. No one will be shooting at him as they are too busy laughing
>>72192517
Chrome that shit up an people would buy it here in Atlanta
>now with 500% more grills
Most of these look like they were created using the Warzone 2100 unit creator
>>72185667
METAL BAWKES! THE FOOLS!
>>72186522
>that sneaky smiley face on the right one
>>72209636
It's just a standard T34-85 mate, might be a 85D5 cannon though.
>>72217294
I was thinking the same thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO3MttgvHUY
>>72216589
>old memeing
like it
>>72209636
?
>What is a T-34-85, the 2nd most produced tank of all time
>>72185218
WITNESS
GET OFF ME BLUDDY FROG AND TOAD U PIGSKINZ
>>72186866
>>72186793
>>72186735
I hope this sandnigga has some good ear protection once he starts drawing fire.
>>72197079
>thank the army
>posts a picture of Marines.
>>72194599
4 on the floor
>>72186220
Winner
>>72218018
Also ---------------->k
>>72217757
https://youtu.be/gIu4jUJriUI?t=30
>>72202131
I'm fucking dying. Rollerskate troops.
>>72201770
>>72203474
>LOOD UP THE TRUUPS
that's fucking it. I'm playing RA2 tonite
>>72193457
this was early days of the Syrian war iirc
loyalists dismantled a few old warships
they were doing anything and everything to get their hands on guns and ammo
the barrel bomb meme originated then as well
>>72218718
my nigga
>>72194599
AK-47s for everyone!
I fucking love C&C games. Played them with my friends when I was a kid. Still do.
>>72200546
> rifled gun
> Abrahams
i c wut u did ther
>>72185218
this is some twisted metal bullshit right here.
>>72200546
>That bait
>>72186371
>>72186339
>>72186428
kek, that's so fucking adorable
>>72185218
>ABU HAJAAR THE MEME GOD HASN'T BEEN POSTED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM3ElTvF52I
>>72205997
I dont think they can help but squint...
The defender of our country against the mudslimes
>>72190127
oh hey its jontron
>tfw not living in a 3rd world country
>>72195655
sounds like you've had first hand experience there sweden
>>72187826
Top fucking kek
>>72195024
also:
>Unicef
>official clothes sponsor for Islamic state
>>72220073
never been this funny to see people getting killed
>>72189532
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyota_War
>>72221775
The thought of based, sentient elephant bros being forced into combat saddens me.
They never asked for this, they just want to paint pictures for us ),:
>>72216916
He sold it to Turkey. How it got from there to ISIS is a MYSTERY.
>>72219124
RIP my sides
>>72188821
>>72198717
>>72216916
http://www.houstonchronicle.com/neighborhood/bayarea/business/article/Plumber-s-life-changed-by-jihad-truck-6730822.php
Watch the video on the page, it has some choice phone calls to the store.
>The FBI was tapping his phones because many calls were in Arabic
>>72223016
>cannot unsee
>>72213468
Why is the icon in the top left freaking the fuck out
>>72222070
>free speech unit
>>72196290
>get the tanks off the streets
The politicians had the same mentality in Fallujah as in Ferguson: Armored vehicles are a source of provocation not not a source of protection.
>>72213292
not really feminist at all. the kurds are just really pro-western
>>72224575
We could wipe these fuckers out in a day if we tried. It's literally 21st century war technology versus mad max killdozers
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