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NO BONGS FOR 3 YEARS


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BIG BEN WILL NOT BONG FOR 3 YEARS
HOW WILL I TELL THE TIME?
I AM HAVING A PANIC ATTACK RIGHT NOW

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36138203
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When my bong breaks I just go to a head shop and get a new one.
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>>72141499
It's a sad day for us all
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>>72141661
fuck off
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>>72141499
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36138203
>29M and 3 years to fix a fucking clock
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NO

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

>CAN'T WAKE UP
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>>72141752

Shoulda hired achmed
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The 6 o'clock news on Radio 4 will not be the same. How will they fill that eight seconds?
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>>72141499
The British Empire is truly over. 3 years from now, when it starts up again, it won't be bonging; it will be issuing the call to prayer for Muslims.
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>>72142088
kekkles
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NOOOO FUCK
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>>72142199
Don't even joke like that!
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>>72142298

The bongs will only stop for 3 months. The repairs in general will last 3 years.
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>>72142298
My dubs don't lie.
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>>72142088

>don“t know if by "achmed" you mean "cool clock achmed" or the new german engineer achmeds
>fucking /pol7 memes
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>>72141499
How can you have Bongistan without bongs? This undermines everything it means to be a Bongistani.
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>Bongs or bings

HOW WILL I KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?
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So it's finally be repaired?

>will not sound for 3 years

Maybe this will be a wakeup call for bongland. Without any sign you are still in the UK, you will feel the full extent of being ethnically replaced.

Now do something before it's too late.
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Doesn't Alllllahhhhhhh Alllllahhh blar thru your city every morning?
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>>72142563
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>>72141752
They're translating the numbers to arabic
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>>72141499
your bong will be replaced by call to prayer
HAHAHAHA
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>>72141499
>tfw visiting bongistan in 2 years
>tfw no bong
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>>72143285

read the article m8
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Are they finally turning it into a fucking minaret.
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WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO GUYS????

FUCK NO NO NO NO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

THREE YEARS TO FIX THE FUCKING BONGER.

CUNT FUCK SHIT FUCK CUNTING SHITTY FUCK CUNT.

WITHOUT THE BONG-AURA DEFLECTING THE WORST OF THE PAKI-RAYS WE'RE ALL FUCKING DEAD.

NICE KNOWING YOU FELLOW BONGERS. ITS OVER.
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>>72141499
end of time

deal with it
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>>72143390
Damn mexibro I was gonna say that.
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>>72141499

So the transition has started. In 3 years, a muezzin is going to yell down at you. Sharpen your spoon mate, they are coming for your anus.
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>>72143576
Perhaps you can liberate Europe
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>>72141499
In 3 years clock bongs will be too offensive to muslims to be allowed.
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>>72141499
>BIG BEN

They're installing loudspeakers and this will be britain's biggest minaret.

Don't believe me?

Why did they build a copy of it in Mecca?
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>>72141499

If I knew anything about poetry and ancient metaphor and prophecy and stuff, I bet this would be like one of those things.
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>>72144116
Holy fuck, it's real. THIS IS NOT A DRILL, THIS IS A GENOCIDE.
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>>72143429
THE MUSLAMIC RAY GUNS ARE GONNA KILL US ALL

HE WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG
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