u-boats.
Even though the Germans said they could build them for half that price.
WTF is wrong with Aussies? Everyone knows Kraut U-boats are the best.
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/national-affairs/australian-submarines-france-wins-50bn-contract/news-story/986ee35387c768a0c401f3edc97c5402
>>72126948
No idea why France won them. Japan was meant to build them but I can only guess our government was wary of China butthurt.
There's a paywall you cuck
>>72126948
>merchants only do deal with other merchants
>Up periscope!
Either
>Economic shitposting
or
>The German subs weren't adequately equipped. The mosque and prayer rug storage room didn't leave enough space for electronics.
>>72126948
Don't worry Germany, when the French fleet sinks to the bottom of the ocean on account of engineering blunders, the Aussies will commission you instead.
It's Aussie shitposting again. This time the Aussie Govt. is shitposting the taxpayers.
>>72126948
Germany builds shoddy quality products, the shitposters know this. Then again, France is pretty shit too. I have no idea why they didn't buy Korean or Japanese.
The french realy need the money
>the german quality meme
>>72127852
>>The German subs weren't adequately equipped. The mosque and prayer rug storage room didn't leave enough space for electronics.
They say apparently the French offered to build some experimental super-silent drive for those u-boats which doesn't even work and may never work. The Germans were honest and said "we are goingz zou builzd youz a weryyy goodz Unterseeboot with a normalz propeller."
Why is Australia outsourcing their military production to Islamic countries?
>>72126948
theyll be shit you should have gone british, so much for family matters amirite.
>>72128220
ThyssenKrupp has built more u-boats in 5 years back in the 1940s than any company ever built ever again.
>>72128694
This
>>72126948
Maybe with sophisticated French surrender monkey technology, the Australians will finally be able to claim victory over emus :^)
>wanting kraut sausage instead of glorious baguette boats
>>72126948
Don't trust the fucking French for anything. Russia paid them £2bn for 2 helicopter carriers. After the Ukraine incident in 2014. France cancelled the contract and never gave the ships to Russia in late 2015 they finally agreed to pay them back the money but the French are keeping the ships.
>>72129098
That was a false flag op. The Russians told the Frenchies "we really don't want those boats", so they staged this international theatre.
Australia is building it in their own shipyards
It's just french design
US equpment
etc
Thats why it'll be a fucking disaster
built in some shitty union run shipyard, for double the cost of just buying it outright somewhere else, by some people who have never made subs before
>>72128789
looks like whoever was around leading in 1940 should be brought back to make ThyssenKrupp great again
>>72126948
The meme that Germans build high quality shit has vanished when the VW kikery came into the spotlight.
Seriously though, this is some sick stuff. Who the fuck would trust the French on war technology.
>>72129244
kek, that cat looks like uncle ruckus or whatever his name was on the boondocks.
>>72126948
What could possibly be the reason...
>>72129359
>The meme that Germans build high quality shit has vanished when the VW kikery came into the spotlight.
http://www.ibtimes.com/volkswagen-vow-overtakes-toyota-q1-car-sales-global-top-spot-2359588
Volkswagen has just overtaken Toyota as the biggest car manufacturer.
Even though an emissions-cheating scandal has rocked German car maker Volkswagen AG — expected to cost the company upward of $18 billion — the company’s sales were buoyed by China and Europe, allowing it to overtake its archrival Toyota — the no. 1 seller of cars for four consecutive years — which suffered from production stoppage during the quarter gone by.
The Japanese automaker announced Tuesday it sold 2.46 million vehicles globally in the January to March period, a 2.3 percent drop from the same period a year ago. Spokeswoman Kayo Dai told Bloomberg the slowdown was caused at least in part by the weeklong shutdown of Japanese assembly plants in February.
In contrast, Volkswagen announced on April 15 that its vehicle sales for the first quarter of 2016 increased 0.8 percent compared to a year ago, and the company delivered close to 2.51 million vehicles worldwide in the three months ending March 31. The German automaker got a big boost from sales in Western Europe and China, which together accounted for over 1.85 million vehicles sold in the quarter.
Hahah, stay mad polacks
>>72126948
Or we could get actual fucking australians to build it
>>72129420
>Austrian saying this.
Oh the irony.
Remember Hapsburg, they broke your back.
>>72129598
surprise the average person gives zero fucks about emissions lol
>>72126948
maybe they dont want sand niggers to build them
>>72129674
>Or we could get actual fucking australians to build it
You do knot know how to build u-boats. You just have no fucking clue except that the shit has to sink.
>>72126948
Thank you Australia, hope those will help to blow the fuck out those dirty chinks
>>72129784
>maybe they dont want sand niggers to build them
We don't let sandniggers near our car production. Only 100% pure bloods are allowed to work in production.
Sandniggers get free money and free housing because of leftist cucks, but they do not work. Some make it to open some small Turkish shop or Turkish restaurant serving halal sheep meat.
>>72126948
>Everyone knows Kraut U-boats are the best.
Even the greeks
people don't fall for the "deutsch qualität" meme anymore
sorry Hans, go take care of your adopted syrian boy
>>72130086
Keep brushing that tooth, Britbong :^)
>>72129674
You know very well that Australia has no capability to build these things.
>>72128786
We don't sell BAE subs m8
British subs are pretty much objectively the best in the world, it would be stupid to sell them to other countries.
>>72130086
>deustch qualitat
My sides, well done brit
>german car
>>72130483
>French culture
:^)
They are basicly giving France some of their EU money back.
why cant Australia make anything of their own? all they produce is minerals for china and shitposters
>>72130032
Actually more and more german shit Russia buys turns out subpar and we think it's because of turks. German quality no more.
>>72130853
>The selected design was to be built in Australia at the ASC shipyard in South Australia
Then Australian Captain Nemo steals the submarines.
>>72130483
what went wrong with german auto?
>>72130853
>why cant Australia make anything of their own? all they produce is minerals for china and shitposters
Don’t be too proud of the technological terror you’ve constructed America. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the shitpost.
>>72127501
Here is my theory.
They didn't go with Japan because if Japan is taken by China in future then the enemy will know everything about the Australian subs, as new japan will be part of china.
They didn't go with germany because the germans are run by people who conspire to genocide white people.
They went with france because france can build subs and stands firm against the immigrants.
Japan is just upset because the Military sees all this and takes it as a sign that the west thinks Japan will fall to China.
>>72126948
Did they win the war?
I only purchase high quality war winning subs. You know what, I will build my own subs, with blackjack and hookers.
In fact, forget the sub!
>>72131029
get your wife's son's father something to drink Pierre, he had a long walk through the desert.
It was the only one of the three that was both Halal and Kosher.
>>72131140
>france stands firm against the immigrants
what
>>72131029
its a x6 the most retarded car bmw ever made.
only chinese fags buy this car
>>72131140
>they stand firm against the immigrants
have you been to France? You'll have to search several hours to find someone who even speaks French. They are 80% muslim.
>>72131140
Japan is getting close to east asian countries like the philippines anyway, I think they will manage the rotten chinese boats
>>72126948
Why the fuck would we want to support a German Navy that we helped sink twice.
"German Navy" that's an oxymoron
>>72130853
>all they produce is minerals for china and shitposters
Kek
>>72131378
Allahu akbar my austrian friends :^)
>>72131520
Yeah, Americans, have you thanked an Australian today for saving your asses in WW2?
:^)
>>72131378
Okay Maybe wrong on immigrant thing? Just knowing how to build subs, a good price, no future wars likely and not wanting to genocide whites is enough though even without the immigrant thing.
>>72131292
Stop bullying me Russia!
>>72131612
>it's the shitposting german again
FUCK OFF REEEE
>>72131706
Haha <3
>>72130361
>British subs are pretty much objectively the best in the world, it would be stupid to sell them to other countries.
Just like British cuisine. It is so good, it would be stupid to sell it to anyone. Which is why you never find a "British restaurant" outside of the UK.
>>72131650
>no future wars likely
shitskin uprisings don't count as wars?
>>72126948
Because we make good quality submarine.
>>72131830
>Which is why you never find a "British restaurant" outside of the UK.
Indians simply fish crap out of the Ganges to emulate British cuisine :^)
>>72131830
Have fun with your shitty diesel subs mehmet
>>72131612
Divide and conquer bitches!
Anglo nations can NEVER let a continental European power to dominate, if they try we shut em' down (Napoleon, Spanish armada, Kaiser's Prussia, etc) And now the EU.
English speaking people should dominate Europe, not the natives.
>>72132228
>We totally matter in the Anglosphere, AUSTRALIA STRONK*
*offer not valid if emus are involved
:^)
>>72126948
>Believes that in 1945
Sorry Hans, but your army are weak now.
>>72132031
>Have fun with your shitty diesel subs mehmet
Not diesel.
Type 212 is the first fuel cell propulsion system equipped submarine series.
>>72127759
Kek
>>72132427
Or in other words, Australia buys conventional non-nuclear submarines from France, even though France has pretty much no experience in conventional non-nuclear subs and their offer was twice as expensive as the German one.
ThyssenKrupp has been the global market leader in conventional subs since the 1960s. Not buying at their competitive price, is just pure stupidity. They would also have produced purely in Australia.
>>72131830
Clearly you've never been to the south of spain
>>72132718
they must have unspoken reasons
>>72132482
>Type 212 is the first fuel cell propulsion system equipped submarine
Which is why it would be a good idea to see it in action before you buy it. Storing a shit load of extremely high pressure hydrogen + oxidizer (even outside the crew compartment) has it's risks. Different situation (broke russian navy) but ask the Ruskies how the Kursk explosion worked out
The first sub will be ready in the early 2030's. Since when does it take over 15 years to build a fucking submarine?
>>72132322
We are the 2nd closest nation to America's ear (after UK) because of the special relationship based on blood and culture.
You are 2nd rate continental scum, lower than us but higher than slavs or mediterraneans.
>>72127852
>The mosque and prayer rug storage room didn't leave enough space for electronics.
My sides
>Create trade deals with france before Germany collapses
Seems smart to me
>>72131650
RUSSIA GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>72132976
>Since when does it take over 15 years to build a fucking submarine?
The French play "catch the white flag" for 14 years, then realize they have to build those damn subs... after a total of 15 years, they ask for a 5 year extension.
>>72133113
France is gonna collapse first 100%.
>>72126948
>Hire French to build subs
>Not the UK who's astute class are the best in the world.
>Not the Americans who are right behind the UK.
>Not literally anyone except the French.
I bet the fucking subs have a button that starts pinging "We surrender" in Morse code every few seconds that can only be stopped by foreign intervention.
>>72132910
It must be said that France is a better military ally than Germany. It has bases everywhere, including in the Pacific Ocean. Which is not the case of Germany.
Diplomatically it was also much more weight than Germany.
Clearly economic power in West Europe is Germany, but militarily it is France that has the leadership, the Australians are not deceived them.
>>72133205
Astute class is MUCH more expensive than the the subs they're buying from France
>>72133155
that was the joke yes.
ironic bread you have there.
>>72133205
What standard are subs compared to one another
>>72133043
>We are the 2nd closest nation to America's ear (after UK) because of the special relationship based on blood and culture.
True, the UK is America's lab-doodle, while Aussies are America's drunk giraffe.
People are still buying anything from France?
>>72133187
For 12 submarines.
Of course it's not a shitty german quality, so it needs a lot of times.
We buy submarines, you buy house for refugees :)
>>72126948
The Australians also bought 69 refurbished M1s for the same price that the Canadian Forces bought 180 almost new Leopard IIs.
It's politics.
>>72133205
> british subs
An absolute shit.
ITT : a lot of butthurt fags.
>>72133205
>I bet the fucking subs have a button that starts pinging "We surrender" in Morse code
Actually, it pings "Nous nous rendons" in Morse code. Can't have it in English.
>>72133043
>We are the 2nd closest nation to America's ear (after UK)
Holy shit, the delusion is REAL!!!!!
top krk
>>72132976
Our submarines are more sophisticated than yours. This explains the price. On the other hand, it is the Australian who will build much of the submarines. It takes time to train their engineers. There is also a technology transfer.
>>72126948
They don't trust krauts to have a functional industry in midst of civil war
>>72128789
They build pretty good elevators, too.
![article-2631814-1DF79A9C00000578-868_964x572[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/glmkOqK.jpg "article-2631814-1DF79A9C00000578-868 964x572[1]")
>>72133499
Nah, Astute class is recognised as the best, it's not even up for debate.
>>72133596
>Our submarines are more sophisticated than yours. This explains the price.
France has 0 experience in conventional submarines. Germany has been the global market leader for 60 years in conventional submarines.
This deal will fuck the Aussies in the arse royally.
>>72128931
Germany has surrendered twice, France only once. The ratio is not in your favor.
>>72133688
> recognized
By who, the Best Bong Delusions Committee?
>>72130060
Jews are destroying our business.
Everyone is legitimately afraid some kike suckers will hand out out intel about their subs to Jews who will resell it to the entire world
>>72129236
Name a shipyard that isn't unionized.
>>72126948
>http://www.theaustralian.com.au/national-affairs/australian-submarines-france-wins-50bn-contract/news-story/986ee35387c768a0c401f3edc97c5402
>tfw paywall
A German national actually has a subscription to an Australian online newspaper?
>>72133732
>France only once.
1870, 1956 etc. never happened... I see
>>72126948
not supporting nazi scum a bad thing?
>French government blocks delivery of new subs to Australia because of incessant shitposting
>>72129236
>Australia is building it in their own shipyards
So, made in China?
LMAO
>>72133870
Never heard of Google news? You can easily get around paywalls.
>>72134023
laughing at ones own jokes is very gauche
>>72131343
>its a x6 the most retarded car bmw ever made.
??? It has height of SUV and lines of the sedan. Best car ever.
>>72133509
Nah m8, not butthurt at all, we have the Seawolf class, Los Angeles and Ohio class subs. Why would I want any of what you guys have?
I'm just here to see the shit flingging
>>72126948
Maybe it has to do with the fact current Germany is garbage in anything military related?
I mean, your only submarines are midget submarines, while France has SLBMs
Because except russia and china france is the only relevant country who don't follow the american way and have a independant technologie
>>72133711
>t. country that never build a submarine over 4000t trying to pretend they can do it better than one that own severals because muh quality meme
>>72131140
Japan also has very strict export conditions for arms.
>>72134166
>le terrible
>>72133711
It's not just the engine on a submarine. The Barracuda class focuses on maximum stealth. Which also decided Australians is that the Barracuda greater scope of deployment than the model 216.
In any case it was not all the details of the sale. Whether technological, political or diplomatic.
>>72134166
>leddit_the_sub.jpg
>>72133789
Getting criticised by a country without access to the sea
>>72134166
>your only submarines are midget submarines
Perfect for Italians tho :^)
>>72133942
If we're gonna go that far in the past...
>>72134279
Just like Tzar Ivan IV of Muscovy was known as The Terrible.
>>72134296
>The Barracuda class focuses on maximum stealth.
Wow, the French excel at hiding. Who would have thought? :^)
>>72134200
We don't
In fact US military often hires British to make their high tech defence shit
>>72131830
>Germans criticizing cuisine.
>>72131520
>australian navy
>australia
>navy
>>72132019
Fish and chips restaurants outnumber Schnitzel Haus ten to one.
>>72134166
Jesus, just imagine being a fish swimming around minding your own business and that thing comes coasting by you, silently. They think whales are big, get an eyeful of that fucking thing.
>>72133043
That's patently fucking wrong.
>>72134353
And what do you have to show for all these victories?
The only relevant subs currently in the world as we speak
>>72133942
Tell me more about the German experience in the Hundred Years War.
>>72126948
>Implying any of this shit holds a candle to based Virginia-class
The production line is still going. You could have bought them Australia. You could have been somebody.
>>72129208
Bro you don't know what you're talking about. Russia reeeally wanted those ships to keep up with 2020 rearmament plan. There was a second part to this contract where French help russian engineers build 2 similar carriers but on russian wharfs, now it's all gone.
>>72134809
>Russian subs
>Relevant
Pick one radioactive death
>>72126948
>WTF is wrong with Aussies? Everyone knows Kraut U-boats are the best.
Disregarding the surrender meme, France actually manages to win a war they start every now and then
>>72134809
Astute is better than any current US subs matey
>>72127759
criminally underrated post
>>72134809
thanks for buying so much shit off us bro. Those subs paid for most of my uni.
Australia is best ally now
>>72126948
Sooo...after being cucked by the muslims, you are now being cucked by the French?
Not that one is really different from the other when you think about it.
>>72126948
I bet the front will fall off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZm_JqM
>>72127759
10/10
>>72126948
>Everyone knows Kraut U-boats are the best.
Not really sure about that, Hans.
>>72135026
And Le Terrible is better than Astute
I guess we win this one
>>72134809
Seawolf is technically the best but it was too expensive to build in relevant numbers after they Navy's budget was cut with the end of the Cold War.
>>72134925
But they didn't and now they pay the price.
More good subs for us brother, it's how I look at it.
>>72134655
A submarine contract, apparently.
>>72126948
Looking purely on paper Scorpene class is not bad, but it's not that great either. Guess the french offered to share technology with the deal, thus making it possible that within 40years Aussies can develop they own sub if they want to.
Purely on performance I would have gone with the Swedish subs, but politically French ones are not bad.
This might indicate that we too might end up with French-based subs.
>>72135108
It's not
>outsmarted angry Hanz cucks all up in this thread
>>72134957
>>72135026
>>72135045
This butthurt lol
How insecure can a nation get
>>72135124
Top bantz
>>72135069
hqhhqhhahahhahaha great one
what's out there? Nothing, it's a complete void
>>72135222
It does
>>72134809
That fucking Ohio is yuge.
>>72134925
>Virginia class
>not based Seawolf class
>>72134226
nah japan wants to start exporting arms
abe was basically sucking our dick to get that contract
they were willing to tech transfer and build in australia.
>>72126948
>hiring french
>>72135224
Says Russia, the country without a blue water navy and an economy not even half the size the UK's
>>72134925
You wanted us to buy Japanese subs as a platform and you supply the Kit
>>72126948
France pay the best bribes. Rafales, their meme atomi industry, now "submarines".
Someone in Australia will become very rich.
>>72135379
Shouldnt you be burning your capital to avoid facing the French army right now?
>>72135439
I see someone is mad we didnt sell them our based Mistral ships
>>72135224
They can't deal with the fact that they will never be us Russiabro
Also I have always wanted to set foot on a Typhoon
>>72126948
German quality is decent Japanese is best
>>72133534
He's not wrong. Ever hear of Pine Gap?
>>72135370
Well then. :3
>>72134208
>>t. country that never build a submarine over 4000t trying to pretend they can do it better than one that own severals because muh quality meme
Aussies demanded that the new French u-boats for Australia are 200 tons lighter, or 4300 tons.
ThyssenKrupp boats would have been 4100 tons.
Sure m8, our subs are definitely inferior...
>>72135679
Yes, by roughly 200 tons.
>>72135602
>Pine Gap
But enough about your mom's stretched-out clunge :^)
This thread is lacking some more based Seawolf class, let me fix this mistake
It's because they don't want their subs to break down every two years like BMWs do.
>inb4 muh kraut engineering
Complete myth. Germans make shit quality products compared to Americans and Japs.
>>72135679
KROOP SCHTEEL MEIN HERR
>>72135878
This aint nothing compared to Le Terrible
the best thing about this is our liberal media is kind of sad that we couldn't sell more war machines. in the next arcticle they cry about the poor refugees again. just shows what hypocritical twats these fucks are.
>>72135026
how much does the navy pay you to shill this?
>>72135900
>Germans make shit quality products compared to Americans
Riiiiiiiiiight :^)
>>72135878
This thread is lacking some based Kursk
Astute class is the best in the world Tbh
>>72131830
lel, nice
>>72135975
Your right, ours doesn't perform terribly bad for one thing :^)
>>72135568
>German quality is decent Japanese is best
Compared to Americans...
The old story about 6sigma and the Japs goes like this:
in 1987, an American company contracts out 50,000 machine parts to a Jap company.
The order reads "50,000 of the X07-1 piezo driven pumps, 3 defectives max".
3 weeks later, Japs ship the 50,000 parts. But there is something strange, the Japs also ship a small wooden box with it with a letter affixed with it:
"Dear American customer-senpai san,
We are honored to present 50,000 machine parts to you. As requested, even though we do not understand why, we are providing you with 3 parts separately in a this small box, which we have damaged so they are defected. May the sun rise today in your country, senpai-san.
Harakiri and goodnight!
Tashinoki Marukani"
>when the captain dies while watching his U-boat sink
;_;
>>72136027
It's simply the truth
You should read up on British Aerospace/BAE
They are ridiculously good
They created the worlds first super sonic, completely AI piloted, autonomous drone last year
In fact the US took notice and has been begging them to make them some stuff
>>72135392
Whatever makes you sleep at night, NATO B league.
>>72135567
I would like to take a look in your Seawolf submarine, said to be the most quiet of submarines.
>>72131830
>Your stuff is bad because your food is bad xD
Shit, good point. Glad German cuisine is world renouned, plenty of German restaurants everywhere amirite
>>72136050
Post more then
>>72136241
I don't understand why you think Russia is still powerful
Italy literally has a larger GDP/economy than Russia
Your navy is pathetic nowadays, with no projection power.
I'd be okay with France bantering me because they have a very good military, but Russian military is just awful.
>>72126948
>u-boats.
>>72136059
so you've said about 10 times. Are you a bot?
>>72136152
>Germans said they could build them for half that price.
>>72136403
Not sure if bad bait or genuine autism.
>>72136241
>I believe Russia is strong because I watched RT news
Shit economy.
Shit training.
Shit commanders.
Outdated equipment.
Any major single European country could beat Russia in a war mate.
>>72132910
you got the deal because, you weren't allowed to deliver that airplane carrier to russia last year.
>thanks obama
>>72136260
>Glad German cuisine is world renouned, plenty of German restaurants everywhere amirite
We get tens of millions of vistors each year, who want to experience Octoberfest, sausages, schnitzel, good beer and great other fucking good food stuff we have.
I don't think anyone flies to the UK to get this awesome thing where they cook a sheep stomach and stuff it into a pig mouth, which is then eaten half raw... or get served by an Indian water the typically British dish of "Chicken Tikka Massala, extra Indian spicy with Chai tea".
>>72136504
The truth is distressing hmm?
>>72131343
>its a x6
thats not a x6
>>72136504
Just ignore him, I bet his is listening to while Rule Brtiania at this very moment thinking his country's Navy still rules the waves.
>>72136543
>Any major single European country could beat Russia in a war mate.
If that is correct, then why can't you defeat unorganized shitskin army in this current war then?
>>72133812
oh,shut up with the jew shit.
>>72136734
*listening to Rule Britannia
>>72136808
>If that is correct, then why can't you defeat unorganized shitskin army in this current war then?
I didnt know we were currently at war with Russia
>>72136734
The UK has just built 2 new super carriers bigger than any Russian carriers, built 3 subs that are recognised as the most advanced in the world m8
Russia being powerful is literally a meme
>>72136504
Brits like to pretend they're still relevant internationally sometimes, it's best if you just ignore it.
>>72136891
>The UK has just built 2 new super carriers
It hasn't
>super carriers
They aren't
>>72136915
How are we not?
>>72136891
>has just built
Will have by 2020*
>>72136880
TIR A LA TETE
Based krauts.
>>72136891
By all means lad, go invade and take over puny weak little Russia if their so damn weak, let me know how that works out.
>>72136996
Fuck off proxy
>>72137085
Nice argument kid
>>72136999
>How are we not?
Nice trips.
Still, are you fucking serious? Where or when have the Brits ever been relevant in the last 25 years? Like seriously?
At least the French do their own operations in Africa, sometimes aided by us. But you Brits? You are just America's poodlefuckers, used to "share cost" by letting you do 5-10% of the Americans' war work now and then.
>>72137085
I wonder if they'd nuke their own capital...
>>72136808
We aren't fighting Russia though
>>72126948
We don't want to support a country we will soon be at war with?
We should have just built our own, or better yet the fucking Americans should have paid for the super expensive Japanese ones since they are the ones demanding we get more subs.
I guess its better than the initial proposal to give us U.S. Nuke Subs captained by Americans.
Anyway;
>French
I expect these to break down like every other French weapons system we buy. I swear to god these contracts are a scam.
>>72137151
We do our own operations in Africa you ignorant muslim
We're currently deployed in about a dozen countries
>>72127501
Japan was too expensive and they won't build them in Australia with Australian labour.
These are specifically for causing Chinese butthurt in the south china seas.
>>72133789
By the US, who previously held the title of best sub.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2855290/posts
>"Our sonar is fantastic and I have never before experienced holding a submarine at the range we were holding USS New Mexico. The Americans were utterly taken aback, blown away with what they were seeing."
I get that it's hard being Austria but we're not all shit militarily.
>>72137221
>I expect these to break down like every other French weapons system we buy
Precisions needed, Professeur Cacapostier
>>72130483
>wet surface
>taking a corner like a child/woman who never touched a steering wheel
>literally on the WRONG SIDE OF THE FUCKING ROAD before a corner
>on grass even
>"WOW STUPID BMW WHY YOU NO TURN?!"
http://www.leparisien.fr/international/le-sous-marin-francais-saphir-coule-un-porte-avions-americain-06-03-2015-4580979.php
>>72127852
Kekd
>>72137085
>Being fed this much propaganda from CNN, Fox, PBS and MSNBC that you believe the Russia stronk meme.
Russia literally has a lower GDP than the UK, even with its vast natural resources and over double the population.
>>72133499
theyre not shit, but not as good as the USA's subs.
>>72137188
Well scorched earth does seem to be one of their favorite tactics.
Daily reminder :
> U.S. aircraft carrier and part of its escort “sunk” by French submarine during drills off Florida
http://theaviationist.com/2015/03/05/us-aircraft-carrier-sunk-by-subs/
>>72131343
>x6
Are you the most retarded German ever made?
>>72131830
BTFO
T
F
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>>72137513
To be fair British and Australian subs have also sank US carriers in wargames
Not exactly a feat
>>72137396
UK and Russia
1v1
The fact they outnumber you in total population alone puts you at a disatvantaged m8
>>72126948
Only on /pol/ could a submarine contract start a race war
>>72130361
This sub ran aground and then someone got shot on it.
>>72137513
Even our rickety diesel subs designed by a hippie in a shed managed to pull this off several times.
These scenarios are absolute worst-case and designed to train sailors to respond to disaster situations. It means literally nothing.
>>72137596
> I did it too madam I did it too
> watch me watch me
> hey I did it too
>>72135057
Fuck you med pack.
You have a huge Somali problem. They cuck you as well. You have really no reason for a big mouth.
>>72137493
1v1 me nuclear subs m80
pic related i just took of my navy ID card
>>72137700
It's the small things in life anon that cause the most grief
>>72137693
We'd achieve a 15:1 kill ratio anyway like on the Eastern front
>>72137733
>These scenarios are absolute worst-case and designed to train sailors to respond to disaster situations.
From both sides. It's not representative, but it's not irrelevant.
>>72129236
Union products are much higher quality as well as the craftspeople are actually making a decent wage plus retirement
>>72128694
America said;
>Minions, pls buy Jap subs and annoy the chinks
Our military and politicians wanted to appear like they aren't just a direct extension of the U.S. and flex their Strong Independent Decision Making and put the job up for bids.
They refuse to go with locals because the only contractors to fuck up worse than Australians are the French (the irony).
They refused to go with Japs because Muh Cost.
The Americans had all sorts of crazy demands, so they were out.
I have no idea why we went with the French, beyond them offering to build them here. Their stuff is garbage.
They went with France, because the French agreed to build the subs in Straya. So that a bunch of union shipyard cents could have a job.
>>72137743
>posts identity card on /pol
>security clearance revoked
pahahahahahahaha
>>72137743
Before any yanks respond the ID is from a news story
>>72137693
>UK
>1v1
>ever
Lmao, do you even history?
They'd mount a coalition, like always
>>72133688
What is a weetabix?
Other than an Asian yelling at a Mexican?
>>72128786
British and American subs aren't for sale m8.
You get one of those, you get a British or Yank crew with it.
Plus England cares more about Somalians, Turks and Germans/Poles than they do about their loyal commonwealth countries now. You backstabbing dogs.
>>72137953
Fuck off ruining my bait
>>72131343
That looks like a 5 series senpai
>>72136808
because we are held back from actual war due to geneva conventions. BTW you guys went and fought against the shitskins as well and you havent won either.
>>72126948
Because the French intelligence DSGE went full NSA as always when it s about France industrial affairs and informed the french company about any detail of the japanese and german offers.
They did this ain 1993 when South Korea wanted new trains and spoke with Siemens first while in the end the French company Alstom who makes the TGV good the contract because they made it for a cheaper price being always a bit under the germans thx to the DSGE.
>>72137911
>They went with France, because the French agreed to build the subs in Straya. So that a bunch of union shipyard cents could have a job.
ThyssenKrupp also offered to build all the subs in Australia. And all of that at HALF the price. Not to mention that those subs are easier to maintain, and only need 60% of the crew as the French, despite having nearly the same tonnage and even higher range.
This is just a corrupt shithole decision. The French hookers supplied to Aussie generals must have been fucking good.
>>72137967
Really?
>>72137743
>>72137921
>>72137953
kek
>>72137967
That's why I said, 1v1 specifically, of course they wouldn't fight alone. They can't fight without a few meatshields on the front.
>>72138065
It was poor obvious bait to begin with, how did they ruin it more?
>>72138179
>le butthurt kraut upset the "german engineering" meme is dead and his country is irrelevant
WE WUZ MANUFACTURERS N SHEEEIT
>>72126948
>>72127501
>Even though the Germans said they could build them for half that price.
Germany never build that kind of u-boats. France have the experience.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Barracuda-class_submarine
We also have territory in Oceania with French Polynesia and New Caledonia.
France was the logical choice, there is no need to be angry.
>>72138044
most Aussies want us to stay in the EU, you back stabbing dogs
>>72138044
>Buy a sub
>Don't even have to field a crew cause the sub comes with one
Sounds like a sweet package deal anon, why not put in a order fot 10 today?
>>72138442
Half of ozzys are irish lebs and gooks
Dont read too much into it
>>72126948
French won't deliver. Just ask Russia..
>>72138138
>>72138179
Dont be so mad
At least "syrian" refugees chose you over any other countries in the world
>>72135975
>comparing a boomer to a fast attack.
French "people"
>>72131029
Its a BMW which means that there is 80 % chance that a Turk was driving it, especially when its a 3er class
>>72131343
>X6
kill yourself you dishonored Germany beyond a Merkel level
>>72138442
No we don't.
(Most Australians don't even know what it is)
Now go fluff some African nigger so he can leech off your welfare system some more.
America is our new Greatest Ally. You let everyone down.
>>72138381
>French contractors pay the largest bribes
I expect some of our Generals to be getting comped nicely at some Fijian resort this summer.
>>72126948
To be quite honest german subs aren't that good.
Even the jews aren't willing to pay for them.
The kikes just take them for free.
>>72138442
>send your scum and criminals to die in a far away God forsaken land
>They later become their own country
>Surprised when down the road they have nothing but contempt
>>72138755
Tony Abbott wants us to stay in you pleb, now go suck some Cambodian cock
>>72138943
The entire colony of Australia was not a prison
>>72138574
>Muh Strong Independent Nation
I seriously don't know why we didn't just go with the initial proposal of a new U.S. base and fleet in Australia with a token Australian crew quota and a slapped on Aussie flag. It's not like Australians actually oppose Chinese expansionism since they keep throwing money at us, unlike America.
We're all going to be spraking Mandarin down here in two generations anyway.
>>72139038
Tony Abott is an absolute cucked faggot. Not a surprise.
>bmw reliability barely above industry average
>muh kraut engineering!
Fucking dying over here.
>>72134353
if we're gonna use napoleon
>>72139214
>Italy
>>72138755
You shitposters are alright in my book
>>72138574
Also no one wants another Pine Gap.
I don't know what you're doing in there, but I don't like it.
>>72139207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bqBhiBAnL0
you can't call us immigrant infested though, look at your own cities. Skip to 2:56
>>72139214
>Ford, Dodge, Chrysler, Jeep, Land Rover all siginifcantly below industry average
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>72139375
someone needs to put a, and they won't stop coming, and they won't stop coming, and they won't stop coming, and they won't stop coming, and they won't stop coming, meme to that
By the way, we also have a good plane to sell, the Rafale. Do you want some?
Well, only if you didn't fall for the F35 meme.
>>72139214
J.D. Power and Associates is an American-based global marketing information services firm founded in 1968 by James David Power III.
Following graduation from College of the Holy Cross in 1953, Power served four years as a line officer aboard a Coast Guard icebreaker in the Arctic and Antarctic. He subsequently earned an MBA from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania in Finance, where he met Donald J. Trump.
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Sure thing, because I trust a single thing JD Power publishes.
>>72139375
You are immigrant infested though.
Even the worst parts of Sydney aren't as bad as the best parts of London.
Plus our swarming hordes are Chinese and Koreans.
Preferable to the Dark Continent Savages and Pakistanis Muhammadeens you're getting.
>>72138630
Mad ? Not all, your next general strike is just around the corner and Hollande is a Moron on Merkel level.
>>72139261
If we're gonna use Frederick
>>72138371
>>le butthurt kraut upset the "german engineering" meme is dead and his country is irrelevant
At least we are still exporting 300 billion+ net each year, while you are running a freaking trade defiit.
>>72139581
We're more white, even pure white not that Gre*k shit, and somehow we're worse?
>>72139506
F 18 and F 35's.
We also bought a bunch of Blackhawks that crashed lel.
>>72139581
literally just London and Birmingham, but nice try though
>>72138381
>Germany never build that kind of u-boats. France have the experience.
It is the other way around. ThyssenKrupp is the global market leader in conventional subs, which is what the Aussies want. Has been this way since the 1960s.
France has never built any conventional subs, they have no freaking idea what they are getting into.
>>72139481
>Land Rover
>American
Moron
>>72139506
I'm sure people would actually buy the Rafale if it was more compatible with NATO ordnance.
>>72139802
If it's British it should be called "Tooth Rover" :^)
>>72139677
Trade deficit because we have a strong pound, everyone wants our currency unlike your shitty euro. It's a testament to our success that we can remain rich even though we've had a payment deficit since 1996.
We are a net exporter of services too, which require intelligence rather than Germans who export tangible goods that could just be made in China or India for less
>>72139705
>More white
Lel.
London is like 60% white.
Sydney and Melbourne are like 90% white.
Australia is over 90% white as a whole and the rest are "Asian".
Which shows you utterly fucking horrendous Arabs are when they comprise less than one per cent of your nation but 30% of your jails.
>>72126948
It's not about the cost of the submarines to the tax payer, it's about the kick backs the politicians and their buddies receive. France licked more asshole than you guys did.
>>72139752
>Muh literally Just Melbourne and Sydney
So what's the difference?
>>72139891
nice meme turkroach
>>72139782
The French nuclear submarine already have backup engines and generators. This modification involves removal of the nuclear reactor section and adding more engines.
>>72140040
well fuck off then, thinking you know shit about the UK
>>72139964
And ? When will you leave ?
Ah yes never because your Brexit plans are just barking and no biting.
>>72140128
>Literally English
>Literally live in Bristol
>Wut Would U Knoe Bout The U.K. m8
Kek.
Give up Nigel.
>>72139782
>Shortfin Barracuda is over 90 metres in length and displaces more than 4,000 tons when dived
I'm not sure but I don't think ThyssenKrupp ever produced that kind of subs.
>>72139615
Oh, glory of France in the old days. You really knew what you were doing against the German knights and our Anglo bros.
>>72128789
>ThyssenKrupp
they build elevators like they're going out of style. I see their vans everywhere
does anyone else even compete?
>>72140205
why are you a traitor faggot then, you should know that the people want to leave the EU and trade with the commonwealth
>>72139364
I wouldn't worry about anon, I'm sure not much is happening there
>>72140205
and whats with flag if you literally live in Bristol
>>72140084
>The French nuclear submarine already have backup engines and generators. This modification involves removal of the nuclear reactor section and adding more engines.
Ever heard of the term "complete redesign"?
The reason the German offer was so cheap is because the Germans have the designs read and tested and can just build the subs. And they know they work, because... those boats are already in the water.
>>72140300
No hard feeling buddy
It was nothing personal, we raped all Europe equally
>>72126948
>WTF is wrong with Aussies?
They want subs that can move backwards, nothing wrong with that.
>>72132718
If your military technology can be bought, then the designs are probably floating around the net.
Seems safe.
>>72140400
>Live in both Britain and Australia - a commonwealth country that sacrificed tens of thousands of men to secure Britain - and I'm a traitor because I'm not a welfare dependent Sudanese migrant who prays 5 times a day and wants to vote IN
You're scum and I feel bad I share this citizenship with you.
>>72140448
I live in Sydney and Bristol.
What's your problem with that?
>>72140130
>shilling for the EU
More of the same from the Germ-roach
>>72133314
Pretty much this.
If it breaks, it wont be too far from a port the French can service it at.
>>72140533
Not even joking.
>America: Australia, sic China!
>Australia: b-but dad...they are alright guys?
>China: Here round eye, take more money for baby milk and rock!
>Australia: Hey France, can we buy some of those Submarines that will constantly break down and never leave port?
>>72140067
>chart arbitrarily cuts off at 12 years olds
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>72140616
Gallipoli was a front to save all of Europe from the Greedy Turks, my great grandfather was there as well
>>72140676
why are you such a traitorous fuck, born English, yet you hate England, your what's wrong with this country, I implore to stay the fuck away from this country, if you don't like it them why the fuck would you live here, you actual retard
>>72140686
>that lack of reading comprehension
You Fool i hope the Eu will fall apart as soon as possible. And you island monkeys leaving leaving would be a big step to that.
But it wont happen because just like all the delusional posting about UKIP on /pol by Britbongs at the last elections you wont do shit in this case.
I bet this helicopter was French-made. Well done, surrender monkeys :^)
>>72140977
I hate "Englishmen".
I.e. pieces of shit wrapped in skin like David Cameron who care more about their treacherous E.U. then their commonwealth.
Which is the vast majority of Britain now.
>>72141354
>I hate "Englishmen".
We all do. It's what makes us human.
>>72140977
Likewise, if you hate being British so much and love German, French or Turkish cock so much, move there. Better yet, move to Pakistan.
>>72141403
I hate you more Kraut.
>>72141426
>move to Pakistan.
How's that different from Britain :^)
>>72141354
fuck off, everyone hates tories, your the delusional one, the only people who for them are the rich and the old who don't know what their doing
>>72141426
your born British, and yet you hate it, you are literally a nigger
>>72141487
Its the natural way its meant to be
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