>be on tinder
>match with a cute girl
>she's coming over in a couple hours
>find her twitter online
>posts stuff like this
>has a "I support gay marriage" jacket in some of her pics
I think I fucked up boys. She said she's looking for someone who can whisper her favorite lyrics into her ear and I told her I'd whisper Donald Trump quotes instead. However, I think she thought I was a joking. What do I do?
Play it cool.
Don't talk about politics
Fuck her
Never see her again
>>72126136
fuck the dogshit out of her. I mean, try to punish that girl's pussy into oblivion. If you do this, she will be in the palm of your hand. After this, dtart dropping redpills like wildfire.
gay
>>72126257
This. It's tinder she wants dick
>>72126136
Whisper Trump quotes after you fuck her.
>>72126257
Do you think I could persuade her toward the Don? She seems cool, doesn't drink alcohol or smoke and is self-proclaimed "boring" like me. If it turns out she isn't promiscuous I'd want to see her again.
>>72126136
> Being serious about seducing girls with Trump quotes
There's a difference between supporting Trump and just plain autism, and this board manages to always blur that line
>>72126351
Yes, do it, say Make America Great Again.
>>72126257
this, what the fuck? why are you bringing politics into this?
>>72126136
Pump and dump you dumb nigger
She will cry wolf. Don't do her. Reject her when she is at your door. Play it safe.
>>72126257
First post is best post.
>>72126136
>What do I do?
Tell her you need to take a piss and ask her to get on her knees for it.
>>72126371
Red-Pilling is a hard enough task, especially on women because they are more motivated by emotional arguments rather than rational, factual or logical.
I would recommend trying to spin your argument to appeal to her emotional side. Saying that you think gay's should be able to live their lives without worry is a good way around her gay marriage view, unless she confronts you directly for a response.
Red-Pilling usually cannot occur in one night, it takes subtle control over the conversation, the right tone in your argument and a lot of time.
>>72126411
I was thinking I'd get her on my bed and ask " NICE shirt, CAN I DEPORT YOU FROM IT?" After that, when I take off her jeans I'd whisper "it's gonna be yuuuge", and then when we're done and laying in bed I was going to tell her that she got totally schlonged in this bed. do you think that would be weird
>>72126136
Who fucking cares? Cum in it and then send it away.
>>72126257
Do this OP
Just fuck her real good once and move on, no point in ruining free pussy
>>72127579
yeah just fuck her. then dump her
>>72126136
Enjoy getting falsely accused of rape when you break up with her.
>>72126136
>not facebook stalking her beforehand to find out whether or not she's a dirty liberal
It's standard procedure family.
>>72127579
holy shit these guys are so fucked when robot systems and neural nets start trawling the web, they basically have less skills than a 4chan user.
>>72127579
Fuck this image has me in fits every time
>>72126136
Play along, whisper Donald Trump quotes in her ear. If she breaks up with you over it, no harm done. If not, even less harm done.
>>72126136
If all you wanted was to get laid, why do you care if she's retarded?
Creampie her then eat the creampie.
>>72126136
Don't show your power level
>>72126136
If she supports gay marriage then she understands the merits of first date anal. Tear it up Op.
>>72126136
>Not supporting gay marriage
Why?
>>72128145
Do you eat your wife's creampie when Muhammed's done with her?
Does she wait until it's starting to dry into a crust before she lets you out of your cuckshed?
>>72126136
>What do I do?
Post pics you fucking newfag. At least call her a nigger - Jesus Christ am I on Reddit right now?
>>72128440
It's no more retarded than supporting it. Why would you give a shit either way?
>>72128145
>flag
>>72128682
>Post pics you fucking newfag
>>72126371
>if it turns out she isn't promiscuous
>met her on tinder
You dumb nigger
>>72128682
I've just never heard a good argument for not supporting it other than tax breaks should be for families - which isn't so much an argument against gay marriage as it is an argument for abolishing tax breaks for married couples.
Considering as a board we generally toot the horn for freedom, a lot of posters are very
>stop liking what I don't like!
>>72129181
I literally fucked a virgin I met on tinder, dude. I have no idea why, maybe my weak chin and homely appearance gave her the comfort that I'm not a player. Also, I met an ex from two years ago on tinder. She lied in her profile and was actually a 17yo catholic high school senior.
I would be surprised if this one weren't promiscuous simply because she listens to punk music and goes to a lot of shows. But I'm an ugly guy who fucked a virgin from tinder so I'm not going to doubt the possibility. anon.
>>72126371
>tinder
>suspecting she is not a slut
The fuck am I reading?
>>72129551
>literally a virgin
You think people would do that, just lie on the Internet?