So, who do you side with/pol ?
>>72123622
whom
>>72123622
Clan Jade Falcon
>>72123622
I just ate a slice of bread with cheese on it.
nigger
>>72123622
Egypt wuz kangs and shieeet
>>72123622
The Imperials are the only logical choice
The Thalmor just barely got beaten back by a united empire, splintering it would mean the Thalmor would run over Cyrodill AND Skyrim easily. The stormcloaks are only butt-mad about Talos worship but you think that's bad wait until the Thalmor really get going.
Considering the imperials have an ability to sniff out gold, I'm pretty sure that makes them Jews. Skyrim belongs to the Nords.
>>72123622
Ulfrich every time.
>>72123622
The true sons of Skyrim. Hail Ulfric
>>72123622
We wuz pharaos and sheiit
>>72123622
I dont really care about Empire vs Stormcloaks.
The Aldmeri are the ones that need to go. Literally genocide the cunts
AROUND ELVES TRUST ONLY YOURSELVES
I'm heading to elswyr and smoking moon rocks with the khajjitis and flying to the moon. Fuck this gay Nirn
>>72125143
>Start war with Empire
>try to outlaw Talos over petty religious differences
>Empire cucked enough to accept demands and give the elves what they want
Knife ears, not even once
>>72123622
They're both awful.
The Blades
>>72123731
Jap post best post
Is that from WOW?
Imperials. Ulfric is just a pawn for the Aldmeri to start a civil war and weaken the empire to take over. Stormcloaks are being played.
>Hurr Skyrim for teh Nurdz
>>72126595
This x100.
>>72126595
This
>>72126590
no its from the moba called "KEK"
>>72126595
this
All hail to Ulfric! You are the High King!
In your great honor we drink and we sing.
We're the children of Skyrim, and we fight all our lives.
And when Sovngarde beckons, every one of us dies!
But this land is ours and we'll see it wiped clean.
Of the scourge that has sullied our hopes and our dreams
Who Radio Free Skyrim here?
hehehehe
It matters not who you side with, Mundus belongs to the Mer!
Mancucks on suicide watch.
>>72124515
but ulfric is a thalmor plant, those sneaky highelves are basicly jews
>>72126595
POO
>>72127255
LOO
>>72123622
is skyrim a good game?
i mean,i bought it during a steam sale,but i have no ideea how to play it so i uninstalled it
>>72127190
>>72127373
>>72127255
the day pol united
>>72123622
I've always been for the Starks instead of the Lannisters.
>>72127433
its pretty fun yeah
you kill dragons and stuff
>>72127433
It's no morrowind, lacks a lot of the depth of MW, but it is a fun game and modding keeps it fresh for a long time.
>>72123622
Well I'm a Romanophile so Empire ofc
Thalmor
>>72127520
i have no ideea how to play it
i just keep attacking but the enemy wont die,but when i get attacked i get 3 shotted,defuq
>unironically not being the empire
>>72127651
please tell me you are not trying to kill the dragon at the start
>>72127651
It's the easiest game in the series you braindead gyp.
>>72123622
Empire
Play through the Stormcloak storyline and you'll learn that the high elves (jews) embassy snuck away back to their continent during the middle of the war
The empire was months away from slaughtering them all and doing away with the white gold treaty until Ulfric came along and fucked everything up
Stormcloaks are the best option, and the logical choice if you read the lore.
>>72126595
>Hurr durr, Ulfric secretly supports the elves
What's next, are you going to tell me Dark Brotherhood are still active? Fucking conspiracy theorists.
Also it's worth mentioning that Ulfric was an Aldmeri war prisoner
They probably did butt stuff to him
>>72126595
This only shows that the elves tried to control Ulfric but they couldn't keep his more spirit chained
The elves are trying to make this spirit and remembrance of Talos weakened so that they will be unopposed in their conquest of the world, the nords are the only ones keeping his spirit alive
>>72127433
Lots of fun, like the Britanon said it's no Morrowind.
Mods really extend the life of the game, and I think I have about 350 hours of playtime... and I don't think I've done everything from vanilla and all the DLC combined. Much less very good mods which exist.
>>72124515
wrooooong. the high elves are jews that believe themselves to be gods and better than all other races. high elves are jews. imperials are just normal people that were at war with the high elves and then a peace treaty stopped the war so that the imperials could regather their strength but the fucking retarded stormcloaks care more about their land than the people that are protecting them from the high elves. if the imperials get pushed out of skyrim then there is nothing to stop the high elves from coming in and destroying the nords.
>>72127765
>Khajiit
>Mer
Chose one.
Khajiit and Argoians are way older than the Mer.
The Beast races are the only pureblood raves in TES.
hold on a second
>Ulfric feels disgraced by what has happened with his nation
>is an outsider trying to gain control of his country
>current establishment doesn't want him ruling
>he is against the wife of the former leader
Guys skyrim is our 2016 election but with dragons and swords
>>72126595
instead of listening to some dumb ass LOO look at https://eldersouls.com/topic/1866-is-ulfric-stormcloak-a-thalmor-spy/ that has intense analysis of the entire text.
>>72128477
races*
>>72128458
>protecting them from the thalmor
>by banning and disgracing their founder and God
More like cucking them
>>72128479
Duh. Don't forget all the refugees in Skyrim that everyone hates.
>>72123622
Quibern.
India's telecommunications ministry has said all mobile phones sold in the country from 2017 must include a panic button.
you press it when need poo and are being raped
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-36139985
>>72123794
tell us about your journey
>>72126595
Yup
The Thalmor couldn't achieve complete domination over the Empire since there's no way they have the manpower to hold it together (see Hammerfell), so they settled for a peace deal in their favor. Their problem is that humans reproduce faster than elves, so time was against them before the Empire could rebuild its legions and grind them down in wars of attrition. To prevent this, they manipulated Ulfric into starting a civil war in Skyrim, driving the Nords and Imperials apart, making them far easier to manage in the future.
>>72127922
No one said Ulfric supports elves, it's just that the civil war in Skyrim works in the Thalmor's favor. They pressed his buttons until he was so pissed off he rebelled against the Empire so he could get around the peace treaty to kill Elves, all according to plan.
>>72123622
The Argonians
>nationalistic and nativist as fuck
>the only force that pushed the deadra back into oblivion during the crisis.
>impenetrable swamp cities
>minding their own business during the great war and skyrim/dragon crisis
>left the empire without causing a shitshow
>starts war with morrowind for vengeance and giggles
>the hist
>>72128618
What they didn't anticipate is the stormcloaks having a dragonborn on their side
If the empire acknowledges Talos and goes for a peace treaty with skyrim against the thalmor then the dragons will curbstomp the elves
>>72128703
Beastbros will always have the last laugh.
>>72128889
Indeed
>>72128889
>>72128986
Yiff in hell beastfags
>>72127922
Hail sithis
>>72128889
Indeed. The Tsaesci will have the last laugh.
>>72123622
i got captured in slaverun turned into a slave whore made pregnant i had twins,
spent days looking after kids and servicing the guards
sell my breast milk for money
Stormcloaks.
Then I played again as Imperial.
Like everyone else...
>>72124466
This
Stormcloaks have noble ideals but they need the imperials. The imperials took a calculated defeat so that they could win the war. Talos worship is a non-issue that the storm cloaks can get over
Its a great analogy to how in the real world a group of religious fanantics can ruin the politics of a decent party. It's like how evangelicals and Mormons fuck over conservatives by only voting for candidates with similar religions as them
>>72129260
>Talos worship is a non-issue
Elf detected
If you abandon the divines, they will abandon you and then we will all be prey for the Daedra
>>72127651
>having trouble playing skyrim
How
>>72129153
not even a bloody furry mate i just think the argonians have the right idea concerning isolationism, preserving their culture and values against the cultural giants of the empire and dominion
>>72129153
>Argonians shit on the Daedra
>Khajiit shits on the Thalmor
>Tsaesci shits on everything but Reman(Who was a fucking badass to their credit).
Stay mad, faggot.
Fucking /pol/ niggers not choosing the stormcloaks.
It's like choosing slavery over freedom.
If you don't support the Stormcloaks ven in principle. You need to fuck off this board.
Skyrim the home of nords belong to the nords.
>>72129563
Khajiits are politically cucked by the Thalmor at the moment
>>72123622
Stromcloacks of course, Imperials are bunch of race mixed cucks.Ulfric isn't a spy, thalmor tortured him and they though they broke him, they didn't want him to win the war.
Skyrim belongs to the Nords.
>>72129628
>Politically cucked
>every Thalmor expedition into Elsweyr has been a catastrophe for them
>Getting shitstomped by flora and fauna, even worse when Kahjiit assassins show up to remind them who own these lands
I think you're mistaking a few merchants being harassed with an entire nation laughing at the elves as they roll in money.
>>72128477
Khajjiit aren't mer. But they have the souls of the aedra.
They discovered how to travel through space and time simply by becoming moonsugar addicts and skooma suckers. Their very genetic makeup is stemmed from the position of the 2 moons.
They aren't respectable in most other fields. But they are so regressive that they ended up the most progressive via drugs. If you follow kirkbride, he'll explain that there is a colony of advanced khajjiit...mystics? Up on the moon.
They are just as meta as argonians. Because once Nirn resets itself (via elvish merchants) the moon khajiits will be the first to inhabit neoNirn
Deep shit eh? I recommend E.Y.E Divine cybermancy if you dig this deeper than u shit.
>>72130155
>Moons disappear
>Khajiit going apeshit
>Thalmor predict when they come back
>Khajiit think the Thalmor are so magic they MADE them come back
>Khajiit revolt from the Empire in favour of the Thalmor
>Elsweyr Confederation breaks up into the states of Anequina and Pelletine, both under Thalmor influence
Cucked
>>72127088
No he isn't it was on those shitty reports where they're roleplaying as badass puppetmasters listing all the topdogs like they had any leverage.
>Uh yeah Ulfric... he's kind of hard to keep in check...hehe...
>>72130255
>>72128477
I forgot the image, fuck my face.
Khajjiit will die off in obscurity this generation, but they will enhabit the next world creation.
Skyrim tilorer Nordene!
>>72130255
In the end it's just gonna be a bunch of high lizards and cats wondering where all the idiots went.
Also, E.Y.E. is the shit. Still haven't finished it because me and my friends have just been fucking around in co-op to test out builds.
>>72123622
Empire, as much as I like the Nord's and Stormcloaks they're controlled opposition designed by the High Elves to cause further chaos in the Empire in order to further weaken for a later finishing off of the Empire.
The Empire has to be united and strengthened in order to move forward to combat the Aldmeri Dominion
>>72130255
>>72130500
wow something tells me the moon Khajiit left those drug addicted nigger Khajiit
>>72123622
Just don't aim for neutral like they did in
>White
Run
>>72123622
>>72124466
>>72129260
Imperial supporters are literal cucks
The Empire is dead, deal with it
They let fucking Thalmor troops patrol their territory and enforce their laws
When you win the war with the Empire, you kill off the only part of Skyrim free of Thalmors (unlike imperial owned cities where they're given free quarters, look at Markarth and Solitude) and this because Tullius said that maybe on day, the Empire might uncuck itself and turn against its Aldmeri overlords
Thalmor = Nazis
Empire = Vichy France
Stormcloaks = Resistance
>>72123622
stormcloaks
N-after some asshole misinterpreted the thalmor papers to mean ulfric was their willing agent
Empire, real life empires have gone through more humiliating measures in the past than what is happening in skyrim, charles V not being allowed to refer to himself as emperor by the Ottomans, Frederick II being outside kneeling in the snow until the pope forgave him, the humiliating terms put on france after the franco prussian war etc.
Stormcloaks are just a generic rebellion
>>72130533
Do you mean the real end or the false end
You have to kill rimanah regardless from what I can tell, I killed my mentor the first time and now I'm being a faithful companion to mentor-kun
>>72131038
I meant in the end when Nirn resets.
>thalmor goal is complete eradication of mortals so they can join their gods
>hurr skyrim must stand on its own separate from other mortals despite us losing while unified
>>72123622
Stormcloacks
Skyrim for the nords!
>>72130889
Moonsugar is quintessential to khajiits. To the uneducated (and the empire) it's just a drug. But It gives them their connection to their ancestors and their sages.
Khajiits make the best wizards BTW, they mastered alteration because they have a deep connection to CHIM. In game they are probably less because kirlbride's lore is squashed by faggots not thinking big
>>72130969
>after some asshole misinterpreted the thalmor papers to mean ulfric was their willing agent
So many of these retards, it's crazy
I mean, it's clearly written they dont want him to win
Neither. I actually liked the Thalmor and wanted the conflict to drag on.
I kind of had a grudge against the empire for even existing by the time of Oblivion when it was pretty obvious at the end of Morrowind that it was going to fall apart.
>>72131236
Haha well remember to break your cycles you degenerate.
Peace be upon you, from the new gods and the old.
>>72123622
Empire.
Ulfric is a retard that went in and threw shit at everyone when the Empire is literally steps away from turning the tables against the Thalmor under a unified banner.
Ulfric weakens everyone doing his shitty rebellion, which ironically the Thalmor support because shit hits the fan that way and staggers the Empire.
Ulfric literally kills off the Empire that way, and kills off Skyrim next that way, because both nations are weak when divided.
So yeah... Ulfric is retarded, and is the true enemy of his land and nation.
>>72123622
The Thalmor.
>>72131620
>when the Empire is literally steps away from turning the tables against the Thalmor under a unified banner.
Man, the Empire only have three provinces left and all of them have Thalmor troops enforcing their own laws on their very soil
The Empire is cucked and occupied, it aint gonna do shit
>>72127480
>Not supporting Aegon, son of Rhaegar, Targaryen.
Stay dead pleb
I always play as pale skin Redguards from Hammerfell so I go neutral. I guess if I HAD to take a side it would be Stormcloaks. Empire can go fuck itself.
>>72131425
yes, although they do want the rebellion to drag on and not for the imperials to win either
Imperiels. The game just tries to trick you at the start with your near execution to pit you against them and make you want to side with ulfric
>>72131893
>unifying Skyrim, then the rest of the lands
>somehow cucked and should be left for death
>some snownigger half-apes swinging their axes around
>somehow not going to be comoletely fucking fucked by the Thalmor dong
Yeah, sure.
The only chance any of them have is by unifying their lands.
If they split up, they all get fucked sooner or later.
Any other scenario is an asspull like no other before
>hey, look at these weak regions
>hey, look at those few rebelliants
>oh look, the rebelliants are able to win with a thousands-year old elven army that has funds from the world beyond and whatnot
Uh-huh, like the snowniggers are going to do shit.
>>72131561
Are you high?
Nothing in this post makes sense.
>>72132775
Stop trying to understand and just follow orders.
Reminder that Bretons are objectively the best, having the benefits of both elven and human descent.
>>72132775
he is high and you beneath him abhorring
The Stormcloaks of course. It's literally the choice anyone form /pol/ would make. They are a white nationalist group trying to keep the fucking Imperials from not only shitting upon their land with their degenerate dago ways, but also to stop them form flooding Skyrim with all these fucking non-Nord immigrants.The Imperials literally wanna flood Skyrim with the following
>Furries (*Khajits*)
>Literal fucking REPTILIANS (*Argonians*)
>Niggers (*Redgaurds*)
>Elves of any kind (*Just fucking,...no*)
Also, notice the word "Storm" in Stormcloak. A lot of anons on this board are admittedly stormfags. It's almost like the Stormcloaks were designed specifically for /pol/
>>72132606
>unifying Skyrim, then the rest of the lands
>somehow cucked and should be left for death
The Dragonborn remain a cucked Legate of the cucked Empire and nothing happens unless the bunch of cowardly nobles in the imperial council finally decide to act
Only difference with the beginning of the game is that Thalmor occupiers are now free to massacre citizens in the Eastern half of Skyrim too
>some snownigger half-apes swinging their axes around
>somehow not going to be comoletely fucking fucked by the Thalmor dong
Once the Stormcloaks win, Skyrim is factually free of Thalmor occupiers and Talos worship is restored
If the Thalmor ever decide to attack Skyrim, the one man army that is the Dragonborn will rape their anus and unleash his two pet dragons (the red one and the dawnguard one) on them
>>72133070
>objectively the best
>having the benefits of both elven and human descen
Kike shill, pls go gtfo
Enough with your race mixing propaganda
Stormcloaks
>b-but muh aldermiri
Implying the dragonborn couldn't take on a whole fucking army with ease.
Its just imperial scaremongering.
>playng skytim
>>72123622
I am the dragonborn, these petty wars mean nothing to me. Since I'm more powerful than both combined I choose neither
>>72125849
>I'm heading to elswyr and smoking moon rocks with the khajjitis and flying to the moon. Fuck this gay Nirn
Kek
>>72126595
Poo in loo has it right for once
>>72123622
Neither.
I'm the Dragonborn, the Harbinger of the Companions, Champion of The Blades, Arch-Mage of Winterhold, Listener of the Dark Brotherhood, King of Thieves, Thane of the Nine Holds, I am giant-slayer and soul-stealer, I defy Daedric Lords and slew The World-Eater.
Why the FUCK should I bend the knee to either of those asshats?
Tullius is a foreign soldier in a land he has no business being in and Ulfric is a whiny bitch who murdered his king instead of just asking him to man-the-fuck-up. Why shouldn't I just start my own faction to rule Skyrim?
>>72133301
>implying the Empire will stay cucked as depicted in the game with a, and I quote "one man army" in their ranks
>implying the changes in the game when siding with Stormcloaks aren't temporary
>implying the Thalmor didn't want this whole situation to later cuck not only the Empire, but also Skyrim specifically
>implying barely dealing with a few miserable patrols and the security in a mansion is a big deal, meanwhile an actual invasion by a Thalmor army has to yet occur
>imlying the Dragonborn will use his anus-ripping powers only under the supervision of Stormcloaks
>implying he wouldn't do it when supporting the Empire
>implying he needs anyone to do it anyway
>implying the Dragonborn is going to be interpreted that way in nearest future lore
I mean, if this argument about "hurr, one man army for teh snownigguhs" wouldn't turn into bullshit when you can literally say the same about the pro-Empire version, then it'd be a pretty good argument.
But it isn't.
>inb4 - "but Dragonborn wouldn't do XYZ under circumstance ZYX"
Speculation, speculation.
>>72130893
Do you go to the sky district very often?
>>72133292
It's ironic because the niggers are more competent than probably any other nation within the lore currently.
>>72135025
>I mean, if this argument about "hurr, one man army for teh snownigguhs" wouldn't turn into bullshit when you can literally say the same about the pro-Empire version, then it'd be a pretty good argument.
The difference is that we know for sure that the Stormcloaks are willing to fight the Thalmor, while for the cuckpire it's "uh yeah....maybe one day we might do something..."
And since the Dragonborn is just a Legate with no power of decision...
>>72134930
This lads.
It's a whole new ballpark when you have a soul that defies all mortal boundaries.
When a mortal desires a drastic prince's power they give their soul in everlasting servitude. A deadra seeing you, with your soul that shines like a fucking comet compared to candles they immediately beg for your pardon. It's why you are given free leave to seek out every one of the deadric artifacts and form contracts with the princes.
What come after once the dragon born passes away, either the deadric princes all start tearing the soul apart taking their pieces assigned to them. Or the soul becomes a renegade and flies around the aether like a renegade spirit never settling down in a single heaven/hell forever because he'll have deadric bounty hunter after you to steal your powers.
That's what an expansion should have been. But it would have to have been way weirder, would the shape of the soul be that of a dragons? Or of a mortal. Probably whatever a dragon's is.
>>72123622
the "Bethesda belongs in the trash!" faction. not in your pic.
>>72123731
that sounds a bit like what woodelves could have and follow. they are cucked by the Alderi Dominion though.
>>72127433
>but i have no ideea how to play it
what are you talking about?
Skyrim is an open world action-RPG. you play it as intended.
it's a good game for the most part. narrative is better in the DLCs though.
>Chimpout and kill the king
>Imperials have to come in and clean up your mess and restore order
>Have to enforce the White-Gold Concordat when they didn't before and left Talos worship alone
>WE GUD BOIS WE DINDU NUFFIN, DEY WUZ REPRESSIN US
Dumb fucking snowniggers.
>>72130893
>>72135853
>implying the Empire wouldn't use a mass destruction weapon
>implying the Dragonborn would be able to do more than the shitshow of a siege like during Whiterun
>implying the Dragonborn needs any approval or permission to wreck literally the enemy of everyone on the planet
All I see are double standards.
>>72136525
>le fallout energy weapon meme spell
>>72134930
Fucking this. There should have been an option to usurp the throne and become the new emperor of Tamriel.
>>72136525
Is that Midas or apocalypse? Give mods anon - I'm already conveniently playing as a lich
HAHAHAHA
You people seriously believe that High Elves control Stromcloaks and the Empire?
HAHAHA Wheres your tin foil hat HAHAHAHA
You people are just neet virgins
Why would you hate on race so beautiful and inteligent as the High Elves?
They gave so much to the world but you didn’t give shit
The only reason why you would hate High Elves is because you are a pathetic neet with an inferiority complex
Anti-altmerism is absolutely retarded and anybody who is Anti-altmer is retarded
>>72136926
https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/59818/
>>72137090
I used to over 300 mods installed, then I unsintalled it after I fucked up my game and didn't bother to fix it. Now, I kind of want to play it again but vanilla Skyrim looks like trash and I don't want to reinstall everything.
>>72137067
All I'm saying is, maybe...under a certain kind of context - Pelinel Whitestrake did nothing wrong with genociding the elves of cyrodil
>>72137067
The Dragonborn is pretty retarded, yes.
>>72137265
I repeated that cycle about 7 times because I keep getting dragged back. But every time has been met with failure since no computer can handle so many mods. So I now just archive it all until I feel the urge again.
>>72137276
Bloody anti-mer
Get out of here Stormfag
>>72137427
The only reason I didn't start again is because I found other games (EU4 and CK2) to spend all my free time in.
>>72123622
I'm a 6'4 Wendy's chef with a 9 inch cock making 130K a year.
>>72137771
I did play a mod for CK2 that's set in the Elder Scrolls world. After I united Atmora, I invaded and conquered all of Tamriel.
>>72137850
I'm a 6'4 Gourmet working at the bannered mare with a 9 inch cock making 130,000 Septims a year
>>72138505
FUCK YOU
