Redpill me on each branch of the military
>>72116791
For starters the USMC is part of the Navy faggot.
>>72116791
The military is for faggots, minorities, and women these days.
>>72116905
it's a department of the navy
the men's department
>>72116791
Army, where normies go.
Navy, where less normies or gays go.
Chair Force, where either really smart pilots go, or people who never want to see combat.
USMC, part of the navy, where low IQ wannabes go to show off.
Coast Guard, they drive little coastal frigates and shit.
I grew up in an Air Force town. One of my friends joined the Navy because "Chair Force men are all betas who go home every night to fuck their wives while in the Navy its all strong men in a boat for months." He had no clue just how much of a faggot he sounded like. Now, I'll admit most people I've known in the Navy are more masculine than the ones in the Air Force (this also included the women) but that doesn't stop it from being gay.
Please explain to me how the Marines are different from the army? We don't have marines.
Also, why do the navy and army have their own air forces?
>>72117952
The Air Force still has cars and trucks they use to get around on land as does the Navy. The Army and the Air Force also own boats. No branch has exclusive control over any form of transportation. They're mainly divided into which realm they're expected to dominate.
>>72117950
>he thinks someone else isn't fucking his wife every night
>>72117952
The Marines are intended to be naval shock troops, as in, on the boat, hard beach landing, fight hard and dirty. They are used today as meat grinder soldiers for the tougher fights.
The Army and Marines have their own air units to act as close air support that doesn't require the support of a different military branch. The Army and Marines do not have the strong air projection that the Air Force has, such as strategic bombers.
>>72117612
You never been in any of them, pussy.
>>72118325
Nope, and proud of it. Both my parents and my brother were in the Army. I was smart enough to escape the welfare queen cycle and earn enough money to provide for myself, without having to go fight in unconstitutional wars.
>>72118180
The IDF works differently in that regard. Seems kinda weird how each USM branch is it's own mini (well, relatively mini) military.
>>72119136
Different scales of operations. Canada has a unified military without branches. But it's much smaller than the US military. Israel's theater of operations is tiny compared to that of the US, which basically covers the entire globe. Waiting around for someone from another branch to show up isn't effective. Each branch is a specialist but still needs tools of all kinds. This isn't confined to the military. Any decent size railroad owns a fleet of vehicles that can drive on roads. They don't just use rails to get around even though rails are their primary business.
>>72119524
Are navy/army pilots trained in the airforce?
>>72116791
Army
Enjoy standing guard and doing nothing for hours in the desert and never seeing combat
Navy
Enjoy being on a boat for months at a time and never seeing any combat
Air Force
Enjoy some of the nicest bases in the nicest locations and while you may never see combat you're also the most likely target for air strikes at war time
Marines
Enjoy intense structure and discipline. Have fun coping with social autism after reentering the civilian world.
Coast Guard
Must be 6'2" to join. That way you can walk back to shore if your boat sinks.
Army - /b/
Navy - /hm/
Air Force - normies
USMC - /fit/
Coast guard - reddit
They are all full of women and minorities. The special forces selection is like a filter for whiteness. It is almost all white people that do special forces.
>>72116791
>Army
I served it this branch. I guess it's where the normies go. largest branch in the military. Very physically demanding, but not as much as the Marines. Not much travel opportunities compared to the other branches. There is tons of bad leadership and lots of bs to deal with since the Army is soo huge and the standards to get in are pretty low.
>Air Force
People like to roast this branch; however, it's the branch that offers the highest quality of living. For a military branch, you don't do as much physical fitness training and the physical fitness test standards are borderline a joke in comparison of the other branches. Beware, this branch attracts the most beta cucks than the others. Usually the units allow their single airmen to move out of the barracks once they attain the pay-grade of E-3, which is fucking nice, beats getting trapped in a marriage.
>Marines
The most physically demanding branch. Likely to see some combat whenever a conflict kicks off. Since Marines are with Navy, the travel opportunities are great. Unfortunately, Marines have a bad rep with most foreign countries (like Okinawa). Marines deal with the most bullshit within their ranks.
>Navy
They spend a LOT of time out in the seas. Depending on the fleet and where they go, they usually make stops in pretty cool cities though. Not a very physically demanding branch.
>Coast Guard
Yeah I don't know much at all about this "branch." I figure it's probably the most relaxed branch, as in they stay state-side and don't really do too much physically-demanding work.
>>72121115
>>72121152
>>72121157
>>72121157
ALL THAT SENSOR DUST HOLY FUCK
>>72121222
>>72121239
>>72118518
Pussy
>>72121115
>>72121157
>>72121192
>>72121222
>>72121275
do you have a fetish for himars or something? Jeez..
>>72121275
>>72121471
>>72120117
There might be some joint training but for the most part they're not. There are some cross-branch aircraft but in general each branch has many aircraft unique to that branch and when they do use the same aircraft as other branches, there are almost always modifications specific to that branch. So each branch trains their own people on their own equipment. Might be a few exceptions here and there.
>>72121152
>I don't know much at all about this "branch."
Marine Corps veteran here....don't fucking join.
Hey, I'm watching Generation Kill right now. How accurate is it? I've heard Jarhead is the most accurate. Any more good shows like Generation Kill?
>>72120882
Army - /v/
Navy - /a/
Air Force - /g/
USMC - /vg/
>>72116791
JEWBOTS
E
W
B
O
T
S
Guess which service this uniform belongs to (without cheating though reverse image search).
>>72122191
they're both accurate
>Army: Where normies go
As a general rule, I guess. It's hard to pigeonhole a branch that has hundreds of thousands of members and every type of specialized unit imaginable. Want to skipper a boat? Join the Army. Want to fly a plane? Join the Army. The Army has tier one operator units and reserve units filled with Pauly Shores whose sole job is running ROWPUs. And everything else in between.
>>72122414
Looks like Coast Guard
>>72122505
Knew a guy in high school who joined the army to be a drummer in an entertainment unit. It is like a parallel version of society operating inside our larger culture.
>>72120568
>Must be 6'2" to join. That way you can walk back to shore if your boat sinks.
fug
>>72122414
>JEWBOTS
>E
>W
>B
>O
>T
>S
>>72122625
The uniforms are similar but that's not the correct answer.
>>72122414
I'm guessing navy, the flag and hat were the biggest hints.
>>72116791
ya no drake a fake.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy1X9vEzB8c
>>72122924
Nope.
>>72123012
MERCHANT MARINE
>>72116791
Hello, I'm currently serving in the Greek Air Force since it's necessary here to be drafted during military age for a few months and I'm pretty sure conditions are the same in the US.
Just going to lay it out:
It's not physically demanding, you get cool uniforms and you get to tell the ladies that you're an air force pilot.
It's very relaxed here, the military bases are great and we get to visit families more often than the other branches.
It's not true that we're beta cucks though, pls stop bully
>>72116791
Hey fags a friend's mom was in the army reserves and she seemed to get great bennies from it from what I could tell.
What do you have to do to be in the reserves and what sort of cool shit do you get?
>>72116791
The further you get from actual combat, the faggier and more degenerate it gets. Same goes for whiteness.
USMC and Army Infantry are generally white racists who get their jobs done and are decent people. Pilots also tend to be white since they don't let retards fly planes. Fighter pilots are the whitest of white due to physical requirements and intelligence.
If you're sitting around on your ass all day doing and out of harms way, chances are you're surrounded by fags, holes, and brown people. The Marines have a phrase for this. "202k." It references the expansion of the Corps to be 202,000 strong. They had to scrape the bottom of the barrel. Surprise Surprise. They got some shitty soldiers out of it.
>>72122505
>Want to skipper a boat? Join the Army
>>72122414
>MERCHANT MARINE
>>72123061
You're headed in the right direction. This photo should give it away.
>>72116791
The USMC is the most overrated military force on the planet.
>>72116791
The Coast Guard seems comfy as fuck
The Navy once had a blimp that served as an aerial aircraft carrier.
>>72123168
USMedicalCorps
If you ain't Cav you ain't shit
>>72123160
these guys are truly doing god's work.
they deserve respect because they get into unarmed ships ready to be blown alive by the enemy and they can't do anything about it, but i'm pretty sure that's not them
>>72123168
those corpsman guys in the navy
>>72123168
>>72122414
It's black so I'm guessing Army.
>>72123359
A buddy of mine was a calvary scout in Iraq. I can attest that he is one BAMF!!!!
>>72123340
Close enough. Officially it is the United States Public Health Service Commissioned Corps.
>>72123359
There is one other commissioned service. What is it? Hint: she's a member.
As a Marine,
The Marine corps is what happens when you coral a bunch of drunk retards and give them rifles and tactics. Then tac on ~200 years of history in which you are only ever the hero and everyone else is subhuman. This culminates in recruit training, which is entirely centered around breaking your view of "human" and replacing it with the monolith of motivation that is a "Marine". You come out of it thinking you're the shit, you go to the fleet where other Marines tell you you aren't as much of the shit as you thought you were but you're still a Marine and you're still better than everyone who isn't. Now you go through your 4 or 5 years of being "the shit" and you come out on the other side and are plopped back into the civilian world with about a week's worth of training to readjust. The problem is you will only ever think of yourself as a Marine, and that's an extremely hard point to get across with anyone who isn't a Marine, even with other servicemen there's a disconnect. Like with Navy you have your gunners and your engineers and all that jazz but in the Corps? You're a Marine, then whatever else you are.
Adjustment is a bitch btw
>>72123724
JAG?
Army I'd say is split between redpill amd blue pill sspectrum. POG units temd to be usually normies and degenerates that still believe the army is awesome.
Infantry and direct combat units are your more redpill and realistic with some essences of autism in the higher ranks.
Even ranks are defined E-1-3 are random with mindset . E4 are little more defined on with side their on. Then the E4 mafia is the most red pill that has a hatred toward officers. E5 and up and kept busy with regs and PT and other dumb shit.
01 are lost shits with a college degree and look young as fuck
02 and up are split between based or blatenlystupid and as before gets more defined as you go up.
Its a whole different mentality with each MOS and even before,during and after deployment
>>72117612
/thread
>>72123822
JAG is the legal services arm of the military but not it's own commissioned service.
>>72123724
Hint: they have boats and aircraft but aren't all that strict about uniforms.
>>72122414
Public Health? lol never would have guessed
>>72124241
Yeah. We're used to seeing the Surgeon General in a uniform but forget that there is an entire service working with them.
Here's the dress uniform of the last unnamed commissioned corps.
>>72123359
Mah troopa
All worthless full of pussies like American are.
Anyone in the Coast Guard want to explain this pic?
>>72123782
is ptsd for whiny bitches?
Same shit about Russian Army:
Ground forces:
Infatry there is just cannon fodder, not good enough to other branches.
Artillery is comfy as fuck - just sit and shoot those "Grad"s, "Uragan"s and regular shit.
Tank forces - for manlets, lol. Srsly, there's just not enough space inside tank for tall guys. So <170cm goes there.
Spetsnaz - to be honest, it's not a branch, it include all special forces, all recon forces and other stuff. Really tough and calm guys goes there (rageheads goes to VDV or infantry).
VDV (Airborne forces) - literally flying gopniks. Tough and dumb, ready to die any second. They supposed to land right on enemy's heads.
Air-Space Forces - for pilots you need to be tough and smart as fuck. For anti-air - just smart enough to understand radiowaves physics.
Navy - just normie-tier. In naval infantry goes crazy fucks, who can BTFO anyone above in this list. Some spetsnaz level, no jokes.
I served in Air-Space forces, in anti-air unit.
AMA.
>>72124508
PTSD is PTSD I cast no judgement either way
Still an A-Shcooler in the Navy. So far I've already seen the fruits Obama administration's social experimenting. The IT/CT crowd is filled with ultra nerds (weebs, /v/irgins, fa/tg/uys, ect), niggers, and women. The ultra-nerds are mostly white and do their work, the niggers are always on watch due to mouthing off and missing musters, and I rarely see the women actually doing any hard PT due to how low their physical fitness standards are.
>>72124525
Are there anti-space units?
British army here
Infantry:
>Dogs bollocks
>Do all the work for the least amount of pay
>extremely high test
>sometimes really gay
Tankees
>Good banter with your can mates
>stick a shell up a goats arse from 3km away
>don't get enough sun
Army Air Corps
>Pussy destroyers
>Also vehicle destroyers
>danger_zone.mp3
Logistics
>Normies who drive trucks from the '80s painted green
Artillery
>Deaf
>the fun involved with playing with a giant phallic bomb lobber causes erectile dysfunction
>>72124732
As I know, there are some anti-satellite system, but I think that's soviet bullshit. If you talking about anti-ICBMs, there's a lot of them.
>>72124919
I was thinking mostly of anti-satellite but any idea of how effective the anti-ICBM systems are? Surely not enough to make MAD ineffective?
Since no one guessed it, the last uniformed service is the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration Commissioned Officer Corps.
>Currently an 11B Infantryman in the US Army.
>Kinda sucks but we`re used to it.
>HIGH TEST
>POGs will cook our dinner and transport us. >sometimes
>>72125026
Anti-ICBM around Moscow is fucking bastion. There's literally over hundred small anti-ICBM nuclear missles just to deffend Moscow. I think it's impossible to breach them, unless you shoot all nuclear arsenal just in one city.
Around important objects there's several missiles, but in nuclear HAPPENING it's not enough to defend them.
>>72122785
It's not true. My buddy is 5'7" and currently is touring in the coast guard over in washington state/alaska
>>72125586
Sounds like a good way of defending against an accidental missile launch or a rouge break away sect that has control over a sub or silo complex.
>>72124525
Why did you shoot down MH17?
>>72120568
>coast guard
>>72116791
The Coast Guard is the only branch that actually does anything
Peace time Military is SHIT
>>72124474
Take that back or I alert the CCP to you being on 4chan illegally.
>>72125903
Just for da lulz.
>>72122414
Marines. The eagle, globe, and anchors have represent that branch.
>>72122414
Navy. And looking at her medals, looks like surface warfare
>>72123323
They had two, but they gave up on the whole airborne aircraft carrier thing after they both crashed into the ocean.
>>72126022
Why do you call us "fascists"?
>>72124488
look at the filename. ceremonial "challenge"
>>72118518
>unconstitutional
I thought you guys were using the term "illegal." When did you switch to "unconstitutional"?
>>72120568
kek
So true about the Marines.
You're basically unemployable in all fields except law enforcement, if you don't fail the psych interview.
>>72116905
This
The Navy faggot has several parts
and the USMC is one of those parts
>>72126321
It's shorter, than "lithuanians".
>>72126190
>>72126252
It's a naval uniform but not all the insignia is naval. But someone else already guessed correctly.
>>72116791
>Redpill me on each branch of the military
USN vet here. Never include the Coast Guard in under the banner of the military. They report to the Department of Transportation and those little faggots bitch about sea time which is a week here, a week there.
>>72126398
Why does your Navy's Army has its own Air Force?
>>72126359
Challenge to what? Get the weirdest shave?
>>72126482
Did you serve on Big John?
>>72126499
like a password challenge to verify you are a friendly.
Challenge: Thunder
Answer: Flash.
>>72124674
>The IT/CT crowd is filled with ultra nerds (weebs, /v/irgins, fa/tg/uys, ect), niggers, and women
Choose your rate, choose your fate. You chose wrong.
>>72126377
When the bill of rights was extended to foreigners
>>72126409
Does this trigger you?
>>72126566
>Did you serve on Big John?
Yes.
>>72117518
Really teally underated post
>>72121471
>Not wanting to die for Israel is considered a shame in America
>>72126676
Nice boat. Had a friend who was a radioman on the Kennedy. They did a Friends & Family cruise so I got to spend a day on the ship. Pretty good time.
>>72117952
Historically the Europeans with firearms used to put soldiers in rowboats to move from warships with sails to land. A couple such rowboats got completely wiped out and some of the casualties were noble kinsmen or of the families of priests and so the event had a disproportional effect. After that, Army soldiers in general refused to make coastal landings for a little while in hostile territory. Their national powers had to land at a port, disembark and have them move overland to begin battle.
Then, a separate organization was drummed up to address that so warships could land men even in a combat zone and they are called Marines.
True Story
>>72123724
It's noaa. The Public Health Service corps thing jogged my memory. Why the hell did the PHSC girl you posted have an airborne badge? Do they really send them to army schools?
>>72116905 >>72116976 >>72117612 >>72120568 >>72121152 >>72122407 >>72122963 >>72123069 >>72123071 >>72123129 >>72123251 >>72123274 >>72125945 >>72126482
Good Goym Who Will Die For Is Ra HELL
>>72126815
>Nice boat.
New one is coming out soon. CVN79.
>>72116905
Piss off
USMC may report to the Navy
but it is considered it's own separate entity as one of the Seven Uniformed Services of the United States.
>>72126884
Gibs NATO debts, Giuseppe.
From what I've been told from my Yankee friends in service.
>Army shitters
There's a chance you may have to work really hard but still get shit on by USMC shitters or girls who want to fuck USMC shitters. There's also a lot of strange emotional shit going on now that weak bodies and women are allowed to serve.
>Navy Shitters.
Essentially work vacations, you spend a lot of time on ships and try not to fuck other dudes.
>Air force shitters.
I'm not sure, the only dude I've ever known who was USAF was discharged for being too mentally unstable. But he assures me it was the hardest job he ever had. I don't believe it though.
>USMC shitters.
You spend a lot of time sitting around unless you're "Working". The whores that date USMC shitters constantly try to marry them so they can divorce for that sweet sweet benefit pay. Do not trust anyone with a vag while in the USMC
>Coast Guard.
I don't know anyone from the coast guard, actually.
>[spoiler]Canadian Armed Forces shitters [/spoiler]
The weird kids from high school and squaws that are way too obsessed with call of duty. I've never met a person that went to the CAF outside of a minuscule amount of people that made it passed boot camp. Not because it's crushingly difficult, but because they never passed the mental exams.
>>72124488
doesn't even look like they faggot shaved for this pic, is that a fucking soul patch on the right?
>>72126639
Did your unit shout it or say them in a sentence.
Ours said them in phrases
>>72126791
>thinking dying for Israel is what the military is all about
>>72126883
Airborne would make sense for NOAA but I don't know about PHS. Maybe to drop into the middle of a health crisis where there are no airports?
>>72126884
PAY YOUR FUCKING NATO BILL YOU GREASY FUCK
>>72122310
Army - /k/
Navy - /hm/, /lgbt/
Marines - /fit/
Air Force - /g/, /r9k/
Coast Guard - idfk m8
>>72127281
This seems more fitting
What about the National Guard? Is the the same as the Army in terms of training and quality of life?
>>72127089
We're taught to say it in a sentence/phrase
>>72116791
>army
irrelevant
>navy
faggots
>air force
bombs schools and churches
>usmc
le meme hollywood shit
>coast goard
kill yourself
>>72116791
Army - Mostly filled with the dumbest niggers, spics, & white trash who have zero job skills or education.
Marines - Mostly filled with the crazy brave dumb niggers, spics, and white trash who want to kill and want to prove something to themselves and feel like they are worthwhile and belong to something.
Navy - Mostly filled with goofy, dumb,low test, anime niggers, spics, and white trash who dream of tropical islands, asian teens, and other men to fondle.
Air Force - Mostly filled with the laziest, most worthless, chickenshit retarded niggers, spics, and white trash who are happy to get a paycheck stocking supplies.
Coast Guard - Mostly filled with white kids who went fishing their entire life who might faint at the sight of their own blood.
>>72127281
Coast Guard = /i/
>>72127203
Maybe she's in the national guard/reserves and she's just wearing her army chest candy in her other uniform.
>>72116791
Looking this mess from abroad it seems it's divided into three just so that if one branch goes against the government, there are still two left to deal with it.
>>72127340
NG gets a lot of shit but a bunch of them shipped out to Sandtopia to go deal with Achmed and it wasn't fun. It's not just for Weekend Warriors anymore.
>>72126482
USCG is department of homeland security ya old faggot
Army: their training has been neutered by political correctness nazis. Write this one off; look up boot camp vs recruit depot if you think I'm making this up.
Navy's entire job is to fight like cowards. They can carry us against other cowards but will bend over like wet paper in the face of a true enemy champion.
Chair Force's job is to blow up the world - don't expect them to come through.
Marines are the only effective branch, which is why the government shitcans every single thing they do.
Coast guard's job is to rescue migrants after their dixiecup boat sinks.
>>72121275
you should really buy german vehicles..
>>72127586
>reporting to only one authority
>government
>>72116791
Army - niggers, spics, and college drop-outs. lots of stupid being led by stupid with the occasional smart guy.
Marines - niggers, spics, and high-school drop-outs that watched too many reruns of Black Hawk Down or played a lot of call of duty.
Navy - niggers, spics, and college drop-outs that enjoyed the idea of traveling the world and getting paid for it. quickly find out that guam sucks and living in a closet that floats in the ocean for 8 months sucks more.
Air Force - i assume it's full of niggers, spics, and community college graduates. i never talk to these pussies.
Coast Guard - kek
Here's the 2016 Army Weapons Handbook
http://www.army.mil/e2/c/downloads/431298.pdf
>>72126483
I know this answer.
because,
Marines enjoy using the most effective weapons,
and the most effective weapons fly through the air and shoot stuff on the ground.
The old "ship's landing party" still applies, it's just that some of the Marines will party at a higher altitude than before.
>>72127444
She was in the Army before joining PHS.
http://www.usphs.gov/profession/veterinarian/cpo.aspx
>>72124525
>VDV (Airborne forces) - literally flying gopniks.
Holy fuck that's hilarious, having watched the VDV propaganda song.
Been thinking of USAF
Would join navy, but i'm not gay enough for that
All suck jew dick.
>>72126483
All the branches have pilots. Lack of pilots means you lose; it's like the heavy cavalry of the modern era.
The different branches are like the party members in a dungeons and dragons team. Army is the loyal pack mule, navy is the kill-from-distance guy, marines are the team psychopath, air force is the apocalyptic wizard who doesn't do anything in practice, and coast guard is the bitch who sits in the back chanting about drugs.
>>72123724
NOAA.
Joining the coast guard, seems like a chill job, air force is good too
>>72127560
Alternately the Doctrine of Combined Arms.
The Air Force for example focuses on air dominance and keeping hostile power out of the sky. The Army has a lot more helicopters than the others do. That is some reasoning for you.
>>72124525
>AMA
Why does Russia have so little confidence in its pilots that it has an official standing army just to shoot at enemy pilots from the ground?
>>72128537
So, the Marines = Leeroy Jenkins
>>72127586
The benevolent advocates of progress have named that Department of Transportation Safety as if it is about accidental collisions rather than intentional hostile forms of attack.
The poster you contradicted was a lot more right than you, and was not me.
>>72127354
I have seen nasty girls literally just say the word.
>>72128915
If you want to take it easy then go air force. If you want to be a cog in US elites' program called the war on drugs then join the coast guard.
Better yet, don't join the military at all. VA is run by Bernie Sanders.
>>72126884
t. shitalian mad because his military always sucked
if you hate jews so much why didnt you send them over to germany during ww2 instead of hiding them cuck?
>>72129158
Females do not possess any capacity for rational judgment. Evidence: present-day society's addiction to putting females into middle management, bureaucratic, and judicial positions.
>>72128915
Depends on what you do in the Coast Guard. My dad was an engineer, but he still boarded boats and arrested people for trafficking drugs and stuff.
>>72123782
The warhammer variant of the military. Suck them in with edginess
>>72129308
Italy supported the destruction of the subhuman Jews, but in their ignorance, fought the German people as enemies thanks to Mussolini's rule. The Italians were most cooperative when the SS came knocking.
>>72128915
The Guard and Reserves got deployed recently in our desert wars, though.
Funny thing is they operated far more effectively than a lot of active duty combat units because it was older guys who operated primarily on caution and heavily utilized logistics and mobility.
I think William S Lind wrote about it. Also occupation was much easier for a lot of Reservist and National Guard units because a lot of them had full-time law enforcement officers as part of their ranks.
>>72129545
The krauts killed all of the italian soldiers stationed in Greece when Italy fell
that was great
>>72116791
>Army
Best branch, diverse in terms of skills and jobs. Fairly easy to do if you're a POG
>Navy
Could be cool, but I served in the Army so I'm biased. Navy would be neat, though
>Air Force
Want an easy job? Want to look cool while doing it? Want to get paid or be kicked out if you don't have the body of a supermodel? Join the AF today!
>USMC
Fucking devil douches. Shittiest branch of the military.
>Coasties
Coast Guard are fucking great people all around. Never had a bad experience with a Coastie.
>>72118325
he's probably not dumb enough to
>>72116791
>Army
>Marines (part of the navy btw)
The best branch's of the military
>Navy
Not very exciting in our modern day because most wars are fought with countries with no navy. If there was a naval battle today it would be deadly as hell. Although combat is never seen the navy is very important.
>air force
only a small percentage actually get to fly a plane. Only a little less important than the navy.
>Coast Guard
Currently the most quiet branch of the military as Murica' has no threats that aren't 7000 miles away
>>72129992
You got knocked out by a marine in a boxing ring, didn't you?
Don't feel bad, the marine probably got knocked out by his buddy's mishap with work equipment.
>>72126951
>>72117518
>butt blasted that the navy infantry men don't have a special branch just for them
>>72123069
hey fellow greek AF bro. im usaf in crete. you guys are bretty cool
>>72130171
No, but the marines I did deal with were annoying assholes with shitty equipment. They're shitty people because all they do is get shit on. It's nothing but shit.
>>72130240
>the boat people don't have landmarchers
They have frogmen aka navy seals.
>>72122414
Navy
>>72130461
accurate assessment
I think of the USMC the way I think of 1984. It's not the bosses' duty to persuade people; it's the population's duty to parrot and obey. I think the purpose is to force people into a state of murderous insanity, since that's the consistent result.
>>72129732
It's a shame because the Italians could have served a much more grand purpose in the freedom of the aryans,
>>72130240
He can be correct saying the USMC is a separate entity.
It is not a separate branch of DoD.
You can call it special, why not special.
>>72130583
>post-roman italy
>much more grand
>>72130158
Not true about the navy
For the U.S
Our navy is more for power projection. While the days of naval combat are over, the u.s still has an image to protect. We patrol the seven seas to protect u.s economic interests. We've essentially taken over Britain's old powerful navy's role
>>72130572
The purpose is to brianwash them into robots with no free thought, which is why the dumb ones are usually there. The smart ones almost always end up an officer.
I miss the Army, I got out last year. I'd like to go back in as a warrant.
>>72124129
merchant marine
>Army
Kids who couldn't get into college, trailer trash, diversity hires, and a few guys who are just trying to get work experience to put on a resume. You'll mostly see them married to gargantuan fat landwhales that they milk for benefits while their wives fuck other guys.
>Navy
Enlisted? Fatties and whores. Officers? Fucking nuclear engineers, physicists, and other assorted geniuses.
>Air Force
At this point, literally who. Enlisted men are mostly a bunch of fags that wanted to play army but didn't want the chance of actually having to die. Officers are usually tech guys.
>USMC
MUHREEEEEEENS. OOORAAHHHH DEVIL DOGS. See army. Same braindead failures that couldn't get into college, but in better shape. And they pump them with enough espirit du corps to make them believe they're invincible when in reality at this point they're just cannon fodder. They get the absolute shittiest equipment because nobody expects them to live long enough to make use of the good stuff.
>Coast Guard
Absolutely based. Perhaps one of the only branches that does anything useful for our country as this point. They're all humble as fuck too. While they might spend 70% of their time just writing citations to fishermen and patrolling, the other 30% is spent rescuing sailors from storms that would make you piss yourself and hunting down narcos like fucking Judge Dredd.
t. NROTC cadet at a maritime academy who comes from a family with a military history in this country dating back to the French & Indian War
>>72130732
Navies are a preventative until prevention fails, and then a cure.
What does the winning team do to the losing team? Blockade their ports. Navies might serve much purpose right this minute, but they served enough purpose in the past that modern supervillains won't let themselves be caught in any location that can be shelled by a battleship.
If the much-coveted "real war" were to start right this minute, then navies would become all-important because of modern society's heroin-tier addiction to world trade. Each team would target the other side's waterborne forces and the last warship standing will cripple the opposing economy.
>>72130807
Most people have no free thought to begin with.
Marine training deeply disturbs people; the qualifications for senior drill instructor are death wish and motor mouth.
>>72130718
Swine. When the democrats allow niggers to rape your family, I shall be content with this, liberal pig.
>>72131168
Good thing only 7% of our GDP is from trade
>>72131424
>faux-gentlemanly crybabying
>in favor of modern italy as opposed to real italy
>>72131115
How hard is it to do OCS for USAF or USN. My brother became a captain in the army and hes not the brightest
>>72131451
Americans will endure empty walmarts worse than China endures mass starvation.
>>72131594
>empty walmarts
WORRY.JPG
>>72131581
If you're smart then the military will despise you. The higher-ups will do everything in their power to convince you that military life is a bad idea. At the same time, the worst and dimmest are sleeping on a bed of roses compared with their lifestyles back at home in Democrat-controlled cities.
>>72131529
I'm not sure you're fully grasping what I was saying, untermensch.
>>72123488
Cav fights train breaking contact more than they do engagements.
>>72118518
t. bernard sanders
>>72131809
Well im good at history, and i learn how to do hands on work quickly. I just want to know what i should expect because i was thinking of joining the USAF and doing OCS there. I just want to help people.
>>72118518
How can both your parents be in the Army? Does the US Army take women lol?
>>72116791
Off-topic and /b/-tier threads will be deleted
>Red pill me on X. (with no extra content or input of your own)
>>72132139
Yeah, as desk jobs and shit
>>72132140
fuck off kid
>>72131994
Don't join the military. Make something worth appreciating, set up a patreon account, and turn any spare money into seed funding for a private business venture.
The military is reserved for dumb people. Desiring a different system does not change the system.
>>72130158
>Murica' has no threats that aren't 7000 miles away
what is Mexico dude
>>72132233
Im just lost man, i should have went to trade school, i wanted to get into history, but there is nothing. Liberal arts killed history, no one takes it seriously anymore.
>>72132284
This highlights the finer points at warfare.
USA is officially at war with North Korea, but there is no fighting. North Korea launches random soviet artillery and failed domestic tests once every other year, while USA keeps sending them free money to float their failed state. How do you wage war against someone who provides your survival?
USA is not officially at war with the migrant meme, despite it being the surest path to white extinction.
The reason we give leaders so much privilege and power is because they win everything for us - if we have the right ones.
Coast Guard > USMC > USAF > Army > POWER GAP > Navy > Army Reserves
USMC = Well trained but starting to get niggered like Army, a lot of people sign up for 4 years, retire, and then claim they use to be a marine to sound tough when they only did it for the gibsmedats
USAF = Well trained but full of politically correct faggots and old men who have no idea how anything works telling young people how to work with shit
Army = Everyone is a nigger or spic or whore and their intel is the largest employer of retards on the planet, has a lot of fat people and incompetents
Navy = Even more niggers and political correctness, dirty old faggots let traditional values come in the way of important matters, probably the most SJW branch in the military, turns out tons of pencil-necked faggots nobody likes
Coast Guard = Poseidon's hand of wrath and rulers of all water on Earth
Army Reserves = The only knowledge you need to know to get an idea of the quality is that you can be morbidly obese, missing a body part, and constantly disobey orders and still work in this branch for 20+ years.
>>72124525
Is dedovschina still a problem in the army? I know it varies from unit to unit, but how is the general situation?
>>72132532
>highlights the finer points at warfare.
>>72132430
If you're in trade school then you're not lost. All other career-prep paths are a toxic minefield. Become a contractor, shovel new houses' backyards for X an hour, befriend a few rich people who want awesome things constructed for awesome money.
Study art independently, so you can pick up the practical points of design and aesthetics. Now is the time to sell yourself directly, because most people simply cannot even if their life depended on it. 50 years ago it was a natural fallback for anyone, but that was before the government started directly puppeteering people from cradle to grave.
All good goyim.
>>72132430
>i should have went to trade school
>>72132809
Those planes do not appear to be waging war in that photograph. Maybe they're just taking a smoke break.
>>72132284
>what is Mexico dude
>>72132532
Sauce of pic plox
>>72132870
>things built by trade school grads
>things which cost more than $1000 per working hour
From I think the 60s to the early 80s, there was a lot of random side work in wiring up crazy gizmos for the military. You couldn't just market-buy a real computer; consumer ones were glorified typewriters with the ability to script your own macros. You didn't download a script and double click it; you bought an expensive book and typed it.
>>72124525
>Flying gopniks
10/10
>>72132430
>Liberal arts killed history
how underage are you? liberal arts have always been the same.
you can get a job with any degree. i'm a sales VP at a software company and i majored in writing.
millennials are so hilariously focused on their "major" it's fucking pathetic. just get your stupid little piece of paper and move on.
>>72132979
Triangle -> iqdb.
I'm drunk and bald with age, what's your excuse?
>>72133572
>liberal arts have always been the same
>liberal arts original definition: education befitting a free man
>>72126983
as far as Air Force goes its usually pretty chill unless your maintenance, god forbid you have to work on an AWACs since that piece of shit was poorly thought out for maintenance.
>>72133673
what do you think, that kids graduated with history majors and made millions as "historians" 100 years ago? what kind of underage dipshit are you? get a fucking job
>>72116791
They're all self-important faggots who will have you know that they fought for your freedom whenever they need to manipulate a situation to get what they want
>>72126983
USAF dips in and out of how hard and easy it is.
I'd say some areas are the hardest in the entire military while others are the easiest in the entire military. A lot of the hard jobs are only hard because someone is making it harder than it has to be, though.
>>72133768
>responding to someone as if they were the opposite of what they actually are
I dislike majoring in liberal arts in the present day. Adjust your perceptions before you continue exercising you anger. The definition was provided to demonstrate the sharp changes between ancient culture and modern culture.
Am I fucked if I have flat feet? What if I get surgery for it? ;__;
>>72133592
What? Nigga I just want the name of the manga
>>72134100
You aren't wrong, some jobs just are hard but any job can be made worse with retarded command/officers above you.
>>72134210
Most branches will let you in but you'll need to apply for a medical waiver.
All you need to do is get all your paperwork in order, go take a physical and breathing test, get the paperwork for that, and bring it to a recruiter. The only way you're not getting in is if you have cancer or heavy asthma, and sometimes even then you'll get in and they'll put you into a specialized job like on-base radio maintenance.
>>72134100
>I'd say some areas are the hardest in the entire military while others are the easiest in the entire military.
This. Look at, say, the difference between an Air Force maintainer or a PJ, and a faggot nonner like Finance.
>>72134724
On my phone anon but I will admit to newfaggatry
>>72132532
Is the original pic from a manga?
>>72133572
Its not that you homo, i just wanted to get into history because its something I love, but what worries me is what else could i get with it? College is useless now that everyone and their mother can attend.
>>72133768
Im not looking for millions, im looking for a career that i will love that will put money on the table. Of course i was never going to be a millionaire with a history degree. But it seemed like my prospects would have been much better 20 years ago than they are now
>>72134210
You have to demonstrate during MEPS that you have full articulation. If you have severe flat feet, that it really affects your foot movement, you are fucked.
