Why can't Australia just invade Indonesia?
There's literally nothing of value there that we need.
>>72096328
But it'd be heaps mad to just fuck its shit up and not have to deal with their bullshit anymore.
Do it Australia
>>72096427
Just phone up the US telling them you found oil there.
>>72096177
Because we would get raped, you stupid fucking abo
http://www.globalfirepower.com/country-military-strength-detail.asp?country_id=indonesia
>240 mln truly believing muslims vs 20 mln atheistic soft cunts (counting with abos)
gee I wonder
>>72096177
Why would a perfectly civilized Anglosphere nation want dirty themselves with that shithole?
>>72096647
>Australia has to get the US on board to win a war against Indonesia
Well at least we're still the favorite son.
>why can't you be more like america
>you can't even play football right
>>72097439
fuck off indonesia
>>72097439
Sadly this, we own Bali though
>>72096177
Why? leave them do their own thing and they will leave you alone.
>>72096177
Indonesia has like 250 million ppl. If australia wasn't basically a giant american military base it would have been invaded by indos long ago. Especially with the way they get shafted by australia every time there's any kind of negotiation, deal or dispute.
Indonesia is a shit hole there's nothing there to take.
>>72097439
Stupid upside down indonesia.
>>72096177
I personally hate indonesia but if we're being objective they'd blow you the fuck out in a war
>>72097418
Exactly. OP Is a fucking retard.
>>72096177
because they would fuck us up.
invasion by indonesia funded bychina has been a discussion within australia, primarily in the 80s
>>72097418
>Because we would get raped
Congrats on being utterly ignorant about military logistics.
Australia would btfo Indonesia for the sole reason that we can put a missle through the front window of their parliament within 5 minutes.
>>72097761
>>72097749
>>72097418
the widodo shills are out in force today
>>72096427
What bullshit does Indonesia give Straya? Spoonfeed this ignorant Amerilard.
no bully pls.
just leave us alone
>>72097418
>>72097688
>>72097761
People with no idea about military strength and projection.
Even without America indonesia couldn't even get it's boat out of the port without beating the fuck our by our sub fleet and supreme air power.
Invading a nation of 240 would be a logestical nightmare but I have no doubt we could take west PNG, Lombok, Bali and a bunch of islands before we hit any real roadblocks.
>>72097418
>implying one aussie soldier isnt worth 10 monkey nigger soliders
What would even be the point? Their military is always going to be shit at invading and they're too busy with their own political turmoil to do anything about us.
>>72096177
Why don't you invade India? Have you seen how much of their shit floats to your shores?
>>72096328
Can we maybe keep bali?
>>72097512
>you can't even play football right
do you know the history of your 'football', friend?
you took a nicely balanced game with a simple set of rules and turned it into a gloriously rediculous extravaganza involving 700 players over 16 hours. my grandmother died before i could explain all the rules to her.
>>72097683
Why tried that with you cunts and you're still invading us
>>72097976
Numerical superiority matters. Look at the Chinese backed socialist Koreans ( and even Chinese) in the Korean War. Even with the US's extreme military superiority they were unable to make headway on the Korean Peninsula. Lrn2history m8.
My granddad warned me about The Yellow Peril.
>>72097683
Fuck off kiwicuck
>>72098372
No one is invading you Aussie pull your head out of the microwave.
>>72096427
the voice of reason.
>>72097941
They have the audacity to be brown at such an uncomfortable proximity to us.
>>72097955
Give us bali, west timor, west papua and we'll leave you alone
>People forgetting that Jindalee ORN picks up the wake created by any aircraft or missiles as far north as East Asia
>People forgetting AGM, RGM & UGM 84A's will take out anything before it leaves Indonesian waters without our jets, subs or destroyers needing to leave our territory
>People forgetting that Kopassus bitched out and fled Timor as soon as the ADF troops landed
>People thinking Australia could occupy the archipelago with it's what, 50,000 military personnel
The reason Australia and Indonesia cannot fight is Australia would steamroll Indonesias military, but Indonesias 100+million population would probably cannibalise our whole military if we tried to occupy
There is no reason to invade Indonesia except for the lulz.
There is nothing of worth there.
>>72096177
Population density
>>72098400
indonesia is a shitload of islands. if it came to it we'd own the waves and the skies, as well as disrupting communications. We'd be able to take much islands with little to no organised resistance.
We wouldnt be able to hold the larger islands (other than those that already have native unrest issues), though we might be able to take them and destroy the military assets/formations on them.
Population. 249m v 23m
Army. 300k v 60k
Not including reservists on both sides.
Also, even if we won what the fuck do we gain other than the burden of having to organize and civilize rabid islamagooks?
>>72098400
>Numerical superiority matters
Sure let's use another example from China
The Japanese invasion.
>>72097941
Espionage allegations - they are dirty spies
Security - won't work with us on security
People smuggling - we pay boatloads of refugees to go to indo instead.
West Papua - who's land is that anyway?
Live stock export - they sexually mistreat our cattle.
Capital punishment - some people dont like them executing our drug smugglers.
>>72098668
Tiny ass Japan managed to fuck up China and Russia.
Numbers ain't shit.
>>72098022
>monkey nigger
10/10
You could bribe their soldiers with 20,30k rupee's
They're poor as fuck and any Indo can be bought for a price
>>72098485
Sounds like the UK with us
>>72098736
That's the point i was making.
>>72098668
Are. You. Retarded?
Technological gap between Japan and China in the 30s was far wider than Australia and Indonesia now.
Get your shit together, man.
>>72098508
>Give us bali, west timor, west papua and we'll leave you alone
bali, and west timor, isn't you already have that
west papua, you need to ask USA for that
>>72098400
Koreans had a land border with supply routes, nearly every modern war has been lost to distance.
Do you think if countries could ship supplies with in a few hours and drop off more troops the going wouldn't be a bit easier? The billions in spending to continue that projection? The ability to be able to even be capable?
Indonesia wouldn't be able to ship supplies even between it's out lining islands on it's shitty frigates without being sunk. They have 0 projection and would have no possibility of landing then continually supplying troops in Australia.
I'm not saying we could invade and conquer Indonesia but we more then have the ability to take and hold islands while they have no ability to be able to do that to us.
>>72098591
prostitutes are a natural resource.
>>72097941
They get bitchy when we stop them from genociding their neighbours
Now those same neighbours we saved from genocide are bitching because we want the oil that's in the sea between us
>>72097439
>>72097746
This simply isn't true.
>>72098783
And I was agreeing with you, maaaaaaaaate.
>>72098730
We should have capital punishment for drug smugglers desu also pedos
>>72098802
Why would they invade Australia? Not even the Japs were suicidal enough to.
>>72098440
That's just cos you're running out of people
>>72098946
They hate us cos they ain't us?
>>72098591
We should invade New Zealand and liberate the sheep.
>>72098788
>Technological gap between Japan and China in the 30s was far wider than Australia and Indonesia now.
Are you retarded? Do know anything about that time period and conflict? do you know anything about Indonesia at all? or do you just talk out your ass on image boards to impress your own ego?
Indonesia is more than 50 years out of date in some areas of its military.
Have you seen it's navy? how do you think it's gonna transport it humoungous standing army? or supply it with food and ammunition?
Do you think we'll just ignore the fact that their airforce might as well be paper fucking planes you dumbfuck indo shill cunt.
>mfw the SAS came out a few years ago and admitted that during the east timor war in the 90's they were going across the boarder daily and ambushing Indonesian soldiers
>>72096427
>heaps mad
>being this much of a westie
>>72097418
>their armed forces are almost eight times larger than ours in terms of manpower
>we spend almost four times the amount of money on our military that they do
The Indo army probably has to share one thirty year old Kalashnikov between each squad.
>>72098946
These are my thoughts exactly. Japan's land army in the Second World War wanted to invade, but the losses from it would have been so great that it would not have been worth the effort.
Trying to invade Australia by land would practically be impossible. There's just far too much open space for a land army to cross here. You could probably hold coastal cities, but maintaining supply lines all over Australia wouldn't be possible.
>>72099053
Transport it to where when we invade? Literally mouth breathing. Literally.
>>72098788
Mate their boats are rusted onto the piers.
>>72098956
You're running out of excuses.
>>72099143
What the fuck is a boat?
>>72099090
>but maintaining supply lines all over Australia wouldn't be possible.
why the hell would you want to? occupy the east coast and you've pretty much won. Not that I think they could, but if they took the eastern cities then that's the whole game pretty much.
>>72098913
for drugs? c'mon, who cares how people get their kicks as long as they don't hurt other people? ice/heroin are bad, i'll admit that.
>>72099121
Between the fucking islands you stupid fucking indo cunt. Or do you think they just teleport between them like in your map painting simulators? Get the fuck out of my country you stupid slit eyed monkeynigger.
If we tried to take Indonesia it would be as easy as when the Brits originally came here, no joke. You think those shithole ghetto islands full of monkey niggers would be able to put up a fight against Australian soldiers? kek
>>72099206
You say that like it would be a walk in the park. Brisbane is something like sixteen hundred kilometres from Melbourne.
>>72099053
calm down, there's no doubt if Australia and friends invade us we are going to lose.
but after that it's gonna be a long nightmare for both sides, like you guys said, we are monkeys, we're good in gorrila warfare
>>72099065
Be nice, little brother. This is /pol/.
>>72099329
Basically this, in a war we'd win but we could never conquer you cunts.
>>72099340
>>72096177
>invade Indonesia
You break it, you own it. What value is there in having to spend Australian dollars to forever micromanage the shithole that is Indonesia? As if that weren't bad enough, you will also have to spend Australian dollars in welfare for the inevitable flood of Indonesian immigrants to your country.
![2a1c5c58c7[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NYCUHv6.jpg "2a1c5c58c7[1].jpg")
>>72099061
Based
>>72099248
They would use their Navy - you know. The one that is six times larger than ours.
Indonesian air force has 30 modern fighter aircraft Australia has around 100
>>72099377
emus taught you that,eh?
>>72099377
in a perfect world we would take over Indonesia then just burn all their shit to the ground before returning home leaving the niggers to clean up their mess of a country
>>72099383
And the cock is up!
Fuck you, Shitpostah. Now I need to release
>>72098591
>implying the lulz arent a good enough reason
>>72099402
Indonesia is a complete shithole, I don't understand why so many aussies go to bali for vacation. It's full of shitskin chinks, what's the point?
>>72099340
>>72099383
>Uncle Shiba
>>72096177
How about we be a little bit more ambitious?
>>72096177
>Annexing more nonwhites into your country.
Take a look at Europe and rethink that.
>>72099520
cheap food and alcohol and beach. so many retards spend hundreds of dollars on flights to save a few on beer.
>>72099520
some idiots want to feel superior to the niggers since our money is worth so much over there
>>72099488
Because stupidity and political correctness
Indonesia needs to be purged of all it's Muslim inhabitants so it can go back to being a nice little trade hub and decent Asian culture
Asians and Islam are not meant to be
We already took EastTimor off them and occupy Bali.
Apart from liberating WestPapua to reunite it with PNG, there is nothing else worth taking.
>>and we would lose our moat for stopping boats in
>>72098657
You get to one up Europe by successfully not only removing kebab but eliminating it from the culture of a people it's latched on to and turning them civil
>>72099560
Yep i reckon its possible mate
>>72096177
Fucking do it. Indonesia is a shit. Wreck the cunts, ausm8. I'll join. I'm ex British Army (9 years) and can wreck stuff. The fucking bastards stole Poland's flag.
And the cunts are muzzies.
>>72097688
Indonesia can't control it's own populace. Indonesia only exists because the U.S. poured billions into it. We own their fucking military. Thry would be obliterated in a conflict with Australia.
>>72097749
Indonesia already got btfo by Australia.
I wonder how retarded this board truly is sometimes.
>>72097439
Hahahaha
>Australia Annexe's Indonesia
>Use Australian dollars there as currency
>Price of everything in Bali quadrouples
>cheaper to holiday in Thailand
>No more Bulla's in Indonesia
>Kuta is restored to her former glory...
Australians would be fucked man.
This is coming from a bloke with an Indonesian wife & half breed son there, and does mining fly in fly out of Bali.
We live in Sanur. Hahaha, fuck the drunk drig abusers off I say.
>>72100574
RACE BETRAYER you are whats wrong with our country
>>72096177
literally 200,000,000 potential ISIS members
>>72098526
The only way to beat them would be to destroy their infrastructure with bombers, then use subs to stop imports/support from anyone else.
Starve them the fuck out and commit fucking war crimes in the process. The only justification for it would be a retaliation for some kind of "Tomorrow, When the War Began" scenario.
>>72100640
Too many stuck up sluts, plus my wife is basically my slave.
When I fly home theres a bottle of Vodka, Ice and minute maid orange juice on the table and she is walking around naked.
She has the body of a 16 year old.
Her dads a good mate too. Is a carpenter in Java.
>>72099618
West Papua is a shit hole man. Used to work at grasberg/Freeport mine.
Do not go there son, 99 problems but 600 niggers with spears at the feont gate is one.
>>72097439
Fuck, we'd only need about 20,000 drunken yobbos with a steady supply of beer and pingaz and we'd have the country by the end of the weekend.
>>72100955
ok youve sold me, where did you meet her?
>>72097512
>American "Football".
>Ball barely touches any feet.
It's rugby for pansies, you whining cunt.
>>72096177
We should just use our uranium for something useful and wipe them off the map.
>>72099560
Why would we even touch America? Forget the economic and military demands, having to take 300 million degenerates into our country will be one great dump on our culture.
Meanwhile China is buying Australia 1% at a time.
>>72096177
We're winning through a war of attrition.
Every year, more and more of us spread our superior seed across South East Asia.
Within 10 years, the majority of children born in target countries will be part Australian.
Within 25 years, we will harvest the first generation to produce majority Australians.
Within 50 years, we will have eliminated the yellow menace and secured a cheap breeding ground for Anglo rape babies.
You can not stop us.
We have already won.
Total victory is just a matter of time.
>>72102552
How so, Spain?
>>72102655
http://qz.com/664922/a-chinese-company-has-agreed-to-buy-1-of-australia/
The only reason Australia needs to invade Indonesia is that nobody likes sub-asians.
>>72102655
Well fuck me, there you go.
lol if you think we stomp them muzzie manlets
It'd be horrible if a war were to happen between the both of you, my Aussie and Indo allies. Let us make peace.
