What does /pol/ think of Meghan Trainor's song "NO"?
https://youtu.be/cMTAUr3Nm6I
>>72093402
I'm not listening to it, but is it about consent?
>>72093402
She might as well come out of the closet as a mega lesbian she clearly prefers a womanly touch over a man's touch.
>SHE CLEARLY HATES THE DICK
>>72093402
i don't
>>72093402
>don't ever talk to anyone or give them a chance to talk to you because you are a strong feminist who doesn't need anyone but your dozen cats
She's a fat slut that will do anything for popularity.
>>72093436
What man in their right mind fuck that ugly land whale? She is so fucking concded about her ugly self.
>MAN THE FUCKING HARPOONS
>Listening to Meghan Trainor
hang youself
>>72093402
>Unavailable in your country.
Danke, Based GEMA.
>>72093402
I wouldn't fuck her with your dick.
>>72093521
You mean you refuse to touch her with a 10 foot because she is that disgusting?
>>72093402
she makes fat ass bitches feel like everybody else is the problem. She is worse than ebola.
How she hasn't been sued by destiny's child, I do not know.
>>72093402
Your songs are no
Your face is no
Your weight is no
You need to GTFO
You need to GTFO
Need to GTFO!
I'll send all of my bitcoins to anybody with a gun big enough to kill her.
I'd fug her
It's basically a song telling women they shouldn't feel bad about telling the bottom 80% of males to fuck off.
elliot rodger motivator: the song
>>72093402
The only people who ask other people about their sign are women
>>72093402
mfw I skipped around the video for 20 seconds
>111 million views
Bullshit. Nobody listens to this crap. I guarantee you they pay youtube for those numbers.
>>72093521
ORR COOOCCKKK
>>72093633
this
>>72093402
This fatass is a one hit wonder who nobody will remember by this time next year. She's still riding off the wave from her All about "muh fat ass" song. Just some bitch lost in her own vanity as a way to cope with the fact that she was obviously mercilessly ripped on for being fat when she was younger. Obviously she never got over it and literally spends her time writing shitty pop garbage trying to justify the fact she'd cause the scale to malfunction into giving her pizza hut's phone number every time she stepped on it.
>>72093748
Absolutely.
Especially traditional role defeating horseshit like this.
>>72093402
Trainor?
No thanks. I'm out of biscuits.
If I fucked her, I'd turn her beautiful. My cock would reassemble her molecules with every thrust.
My cock would reset her jaw as she blew it.
She would miss my cock so much, her uppity facial expression would be replaced with one of longing . . . since she would miss every second she wasn't getting dicked by me.
Fucking her would be too dangerous.
>Be Megan Trainor
>be fat
>"my cottage cheese ass is better than in shape women for sure, you just don't like me because I'm too much woman"
>be undateable due to previous mindset
>"my husband has to be literally perfect to deserve me"
>can't find husband
>"you literally cannot have me I'm too good and hot and big bootied"
She is literally the epitome of every possible negative quality a woman can have: completely self-centered, narcissistic, unrealistic expectations outside of her means, etc. etc. etc. I'm glad she exists, so that I can point out to girls I meet what I look for a woman to NOT be.
>>72093402
degenerate fat whore
She would be cute if she lost about 60 pounds
>>72093402
it's a pretty interesting song
basically, she's a chubby average looking girl who is annoyed because guys who are in the same league as her are hitting on her
>>72093654
same here
song is fucking terrible tho
>>72093402
>only niggers like fat girls
>only niggers rape
I think I just figured out the solution to her problem...
>>72093714
>her sign
>not "wide load"
Shes a shitty person with feminist fantasies, she doesn't live in the real world. She's just fucking rude and that song is rude.
I hope she gets in a real bind where she needs a mans help but he's like, "Oh, no." And walks away.
I mean Jesus christ what kind of cunt or faggot acts like this? Fuck I just hate her and her nasally voice so much.
T. Femanon
>>72093988
Are you fucking kidding? A woman her height should be 100-120 pounds. She needs to lose 100 pounds minimum.
>She does not know the word "CARDIO"
>>72093402
ITS SUPERIOR MASTER RACE MUSIC
>>72093970
>I'm glad she exists, so that I can point out to girls I meet what I look for a woman to NOT be.
Too bad all the girls L I T E R A L L Y love her and think you're a pathetic misogynistic beta virgin for criticizing her.
A fine example of a completely normal mother. Why do women struggle to remove "baby fat" even though we all know that fat is them being lazy.
Oh look. Another deluded female who got rejected time and time again for being an ugly fatass and now shes pretending she did the rejecting.
>>72093505
POO IN LOO
>>72093841
>Pizza huts phone number when she steps on it.
Muh fuckin large sides and a drink!
>>72094009
>Meghan Trainor
It must suck to live in a country where that hideously fat bitch would be considered fuckable.
>>72094104
Healthy at any size fuckhead stop being such a healthist Shitlord
>>72094332
To be fair, being clearly half or more Asian makes her a carb based lifeform. She does have a slight upperhand against the American diet. All her hard work and dedication while being a mother and running a business though, that woman must have one hell of man.
>>72093402
Worse than nigger music.
>>72094543
BTW Round is not considered in shape.
The photo I have provided is proof of what the average female should look like. Trim, Fit, Athletic, and ready to have kids.
It is jew propaganda aimed at infesting the minds of our women to turn them into even worse shrieking cunts than they already are.
>>72093402
that autotune
sounds like the chipmunks
>>72093402
>Fat coalburner thinks she can be picky.
Those woman empowerment songs are fucking pathetic senpai. They're either sang by beautiful women that fuck 10/10 guys and simply do it for doe so teenage landwhales can buy it or are pathetic made up stories by pigs like Adele that in reality dated some normie working at Barclays - even with all this cash she has.
>>72093504
she's with deandre jordan from the clippers
>>72093507
Was ist Proxy?
Außerdem, mit Tor Browser musst du keinen Finger mehr rühren
>>72093841
she just did a sketchers ad
she's on her way to the fucking top!
>>72095079
Seriously if he is dating her he can do 10x better than her.
She is a self-centered, narcissist, bitch, and stuck up cunt.
Deandre Jordan can marry a fucking athletic super model and make beautiful melado children. Instead he chose to be with a -1/10.
>>72094047
>I hope she gets in a real bind where she needs a mans help but he's like, "Oh, no." And walks away.
This almost happened to a stronk indypyndynt British fymynyst (Laurie Penny) but the ultimate white knight rescued her at the last minute from getting hit by a truck: Ryan Gosling
>>72093633
Spot on spoof.
Can someone explain what "t. [name or something]" is?
Also fpbp?
English is not my first language
>>72093402
She should have said "No" to cake.
>>72093402
No.
>>72095603
She thinks she says "no" to men, but most men say "no" to her preemptively.
She never met a cake she said no to.
She is on a see food (pun: Sea Food) Diet because she sees food and she eats it.
>>72093505
SHEIT IN SHTREEIT
>>72095360
't.' is another way of saying 'Signed' so if some Brit makes a pro-muslim post people say 't. Abdul Al-Britani' they're implying the poster is a Muslim. Showed up from /int/ meme.
fpbp is an abbreviation for 'First post, Best post' usually if they like the first post of the thread they just post that instead of the whole thing (for some reason).
>>72093633
Norsebro gets it
>>72095360
t. [name or something] comes from the Finnish word 'terveiset', which means 'regards' in English. This is a common way to end a letter.
It is usually used as a joke for when someone makes a post and you respond to them. You would use t. noun to make fun of them and present them as a funny figure, which they might not be.
"fpbp" - First Post Best Post. A lot of /pol/ threads open with stupid questions or dumb attempts to provoke the userbase. Usually the first response makes the original poster look like a fool. "The first post was the best post in this thread".
t. South African poster
>>72093505
poop in loop
>>72095952
>>72095758
Thank you.
We European colonies must stick together.
>>72094519
equally, it must suck to live in a country where you have to get a girl to eat tons of chocolate mousse then puke up in your mouth just to get turned on by them
>>72093402
This is what a real women looks like. None of this "danger curves ahead" when the women is a fat fuck land whale who thinks being round is being in shape.
>>72093402
>typical white American women
>>72095079
That DeAndre dude was pretty charismatic and good looking last time i saw him. Why is he doing this to himself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYlPhFj_3T0
>>72093841
NOBODY SHOULD CARE ABOUT WEIGHT
HEAR LISTEN TO THESE SONGS I WROTE ABOUT MY WEIGHT.
femanists are stupid as hell
>>72093402
I don't get it. It seems like almost every pop song by a female is basically "men can fuck off, stop annoying me". Whereas every song by a guy is "I'm so lonely I want to be with a girl so bad."
>>72093505
poo in it, pajeet
>>72093402
She is fucking fat and it will forever enrage me that my friends think she isn't fat. Fucking America.
>>72093402
Your name is hoe
My game was flow
Six-figure glow
Now no more home
>>72096729
I am american and I think she is a fucking land whale.
America learn what BMI and cardio means.
I am 6 foot 0 inches tall and I weigh between 160 to 165 depending on the day.
Most of my buddies are between 150-170. Seriously these fat fucks who weigh 180 @ 5 foot 5 inches and get away with that shit because they have a thick fucking neck. WTF...
WAKE UP AMERICA. LOSE SOME FUCKING WEIGHT AND STOP IDOLIZING FAT FUCKS WHO ARE TOO LAZY TO GET IN SHAPE.
>>72093402
Not a bad mantra for young girls.
For grown women, well, whatever.
>>72093476
I heard it today in a store and didn't get that it was Trainor. It's an okay generic pop song. It's neither angry nor particularly snotty. It seems to advocate being firm with opportunistic sleazebags and not letting yourself get taken advantage of. (Or perhaps making it clear that if you don't like someone and don't want to go out with them, that's that and piss off.) Again, decent advice for her audience, which I take to be eighteen and under, pretty much. It was mildly funny. She doesn't seem to take herself very seriously at all, so I don't hate her as much as I might. She's definitely not pushing violence, sluttiness or degeneracy so if I think about it (more than this song warrants) it's really not terrible at all by "current year" standards.
All this blandoid white kid modern pop/hip-hop pales in loathesomeness next to the sonic and social monstrosity we call rap.
>>72093771
Nice to see some people appreciate the classics.
>>72093633
lmfao
well, yes
>>72094009
You guys are a scream. This bitch isn't obese. She has a waist. By 1950s standards she'd be within 25 pounds of "pretty good." Except her tits could be more generous.
I wonder how old you skinny bitch obsessives are? You are sure gonna be a world of misery when you realize everyone gets thicker with age, including you. No matter how much you work out.
That said, Meghan Trainor will never, ever be attractive. Yet another hatchet-faced fake blonde.
>>72095758
>>72095952
Tell him to lurk more, faggots
>>72093505
You're alright pajeet just get some toilets already.
>>72095047
>pigs like Adele
Check out the racemixing in her latest video, pathetically trendy considering she's with a pasty white guy. Adele, you still aren't Amy in all her trashy racemixing meth-snorting glory, and you never will be.
>>72095286
>this jealous
kek
>>72097201
Enjoy your heart disease fatso
>>72093402
This is annoying and she is fat, but it's not nearly as bad as it could be *for today's standards*
Like this turd, for instance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MSvAywf1vs
>>72093707
>no
no
>>72093402
Honestly, I would. I bet he head game is on point.
"NO"
>>72093402
fucking fat feminist
>>72093402
i think she's acting like guys constantly want to fuck her fat ass to teh point that she's beating them off with a bat when no one really cares
it's like how your ugliest friend is always afraid of getting raped
>>72097821
Damn, its like a race to the bottom
Captcha: pies
>>72093402
>Meghan Trainor
shes not even fat.
>>72095360
t. reddit
>>72093402
Even if she said yes I wouldnt..
She was pleasingly thick at one point, now she's just gross. Ugh.
>MY NAME IS CAKE
>MY SIGN IS CAKE
>MY NUMBER IS, CAKE
>YOU NEED TO LET ME EAT
>NEED TO LET ME EAT CAKE
This is why I hate the "booty" meme.
Every fatty thinks guys should just be all over her.
Any woman with an ass that wasnt amputated thinks their's is something special.
>>72101867
>miss peggy, im bundy
I think she's hot, miss piggy hot.
Not everyone can be as ripped as Judy.
Shit song though
>>72097821
what the fuck
>>72093748
It called Botnet traffic
>>72093402
Meghan "i'm fat" trainor needs to lose some fucking weight and then kill "her"self
>>72093748
It's actually been topping the charts m8
>>72093402
>when you think you hot shit but you ain't
>>72094283
>caring about what women thinks
lol.
