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>On the Ballot, first you vote Trump
>THEN you must choose 3 delegates in your District
>THESE are the ONLY Pro-Trump Delegates
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FIND YOUR DISTRICT HERE
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>DELEGATES Wonderful Donald: 845/ UNHOLY ALLIANCE (Cruzich): 707 (559 & 148)
GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
http://trumpgeneral.com
http://www.rallyfortrump.com/
http://www.stopthesteal.org
http://www.cafortrump.com
UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>Rally Wilkes-Barre, PA 4/25/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGiVMhr4uFQ
>Rally West Chester, PA 4/25/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2PicL4wPCM
>Rally Warwick, RI 4/25/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lwZqzb5zHU
INTERVIEWS
>Trump & Eric on Hannity 4/25/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTnIX9PAoRo
>Don, Jr. on SOTU 4/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wkxb3P1WYI
ENTERTAINMENT
>OverTrump: Rato Fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D2ORxuNeak
>Trump: Little Bites!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqPp4z-Dm5w
>9 Photos of Kasich Eating
http://www.politico.com/gallery/2016/04/john-kasich-eating-food-photos-002249?slide=0
>Donald Trump (Black Version) (Written by Prince)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkBs2tw89dk
Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
https://mega.nz/#F!ScYQybBC!tV2EHJPyBcFT2P-j5pZAGg
AWOOOOOVMENT
AWOOOOOVEMENT
MAGA
Kek wills it
Loo edition
Please for the love of god Delaware, don't let me down.
First for argentina is white and Trump sweeps 5/5
Digits confirm
>>72089145
SHHHHHHHHEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
I'm hungry
NOW THEY'RE CHANTING "KEK"! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>Trump wants to deport this
>>72089145
AWOO FIRST = AMERICA FIRST
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>>72089145
MAGA
>>72089212
Good
>been less than a year since Trump jumped into the race
Feels like years.
Here is Kasich trying to be civilized after the don blows him the fuck out
>>72089202
Wait until breakfast, governer
>>72089212
Thank God!
>>72089212
Disgusting.
2/10
>>72089202
PANCAKES
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Which candidate is prefered by 4chan overall? I rarely visit other boards than pol and int.
News: Kasich falls into deppresion by eating.
>>72089212
I believe it was Lincoln that wanted to deport the niggers. Trump hasn't yet commented.
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>72088296 #
Paul "there's a lot of holes in the desert" Manafort has been instrumental in getting every Republican the nomination from Ford to Dole. Then he dropped off the grid and went international where he:
>represented the entire island nation of the Bahamas in DC while it was run by a drug lord
>won the Ukrain election for Yanukovych
>represented Ferdinand Marcos in the Philippines
>represented Savimbi in Angola
>Mabotu in Zaire
>and the fucking ISI for Packistan
>>72089209
What are you even talking about?
>>72089212
wtf is wrong with his body? he almost looks like a woman
>>72089305
God-Emperor Trump
plis post qts for Trump
>mfw tomorrows morning news cycle will be covering what kasich eats for breakfast instead of his policies
It's time for leddit's newfound lamentations over Pernie Zanders.
All of the following screencaps are taken in his "main" autistic subleddit with all the MATCH ME shit.
>>72089339
Based Milo's Q&A at American U:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U3UHonIZBw
>>72089255
>Noted Donald Trump enthusiast Donald Trump.
Top kek.
![Mike-Huckabee-mouf-800x430-640x416[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pKHxtg1.jpg "Mike-Huckabee-mouf-800x430-640x416[1]")
>>72089305
Mike Huckabee
Thread music
http://youtu.be/ReZxvWrKdNQ
>>72089305
literally anyone who doesn't support either Trump or Sanders is a shill
and the ones that support Sanders are Reddit expats
>>72089212
Bitch is pretty fucking ugly.
>>72089266
I swear, this guy is the Lexi Belle of politicians.
>>72089266
It's weird how instead of doing rallies and town hall meetings he does these, "come and watch me eat" gatherings.
>>72089212
I think she can still upload pictures from Mexico.
>>72089130
>propaganda shill
Rato Hitler
https://youtu.be/SWkEGdfq7cc
>>72089266
Fucking disgusting. Reported.
>>72089266
>Silverware with pizza
No true American rolls this way
>Kasich is in the race for free food
>>72089353
is this qt enough
>>72089417
Ted Cruz is a self appointed Messiah:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNa5w9js48s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v9JYj4jaA0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp4lIvDIv-g
https://themarshallreport.wordpress.com/2016/01/12/cruz-and-his-seven-mountain-dominionism-is-not-in-my-bible-is-it-in-yours/
http://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/why-christians-are-criticizing-ted-cruz-and-israel/
He's an opportunistic faggot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDnuWLuAbCw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cozMqBTMI9Y
http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/gop-primaries/276256-cruz-new-york-values-comment-came-from-trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-pwGx4vv2g (bribery?)
No moderate or independant will vote for this lunatic dominionist come November. Hillary will use this angle and stomp his dumbass:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN1IXDrXgV0
Creepy Cruz:
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1460440845862.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1459831491732.webm
TRUMP 2016! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
>>72089328
Why did he and Stone get out of American politics and into international stuff, specifically Ukraine, at almost exactly the same time?
It's almost as if someone wanted them elsewhere...
>>72089413
If he has food in his mouth he doesn't put his foot in it.
>>72089365
not true.
He'll cancel interviews and appointments due to recovering from heartburn/indigestion.
>>72089413
It's a fetish. He's been caught masturbating under the table as they watch him eat. That's why his staffers sit so close to him, it's to keep him from getting that zipper down.
TRIGGER WARNING: DISGUSTING EATER
LOOK AWAY BARRON
Last night
>Cruz and Kasich announce they're teaming up
>Dan Scavino is the first line of attack and starts tweeting
>Trump gets on his twitter which is revered by many and starts attacking Cruz-Kasich
>Trump's campaign releases an official statement which is eloquently written and massacres Cruz and Kasich
IN THE LAST 24 HOURS
Morning
>Cruz-Kasich alliance dies after less than 12 hours
>Cruz sent an e-mail to only high dollar donors telling them to still vote for Cruz despite the deal
>Kasich tells Indiana they should still vote for him even though he was no longer campaigning there.
>Poll released that shows Hillary only 3 points ahead of Trump nationally
>Trump dubs him 41-0 Kasich and makes fun of his food tour across America
Afternoon
>Cruz has announced he is considering Carly Fiorina as a VP
>Kasich’s campaign has responded with a low energy tweet about Trump Steaks
>Poll released by USA today shows Trump ahead 16 points nationally among Republicans
>Author of American Psycho said he thinks Patrick Bateman would vote for Trump
>Fox announces that Megyn Kelly will do an hour long interview with Donald Trump on May 17th (Scott Adams was right again)
>Megyn Kelly admits she cut her hair for Trump for a debate Trump ended up skipping
Tonight
>Colorado caucus may be a do over.
>Boulder County GOP chairwoman Peg Cage sent an email suggesting a do over in Colorado because of “the perception of fraud.”
>Trump on Hannity at 10 p.m. EST
>>We learn Bobby Knight endorsement is incoming (gotta get those normies on board)
>>Eric Trump Refers to the Cruz-Kasich alliance as the Little Boys Club
>>Lyin’ Ted does what he does best which is lie
>>Giuliani based as fuck
>Link for Donald and Eric interview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTnIX9PAoRo
BREAKING NEWS
>Wikipedia commits heresy by removing Donald Trump from the list of non-fictional God Emperors
>>72089417
Brit cuck
(Visit a dentist)
IT MUST FEED
My dad eats even worse than Kasich. He eats EVERYTHING with his hands
wat do? I'm a LEGAL immigrant from Iraq
>>72089365
the master's plan is revealed
pic related is from the rather good Kaisich eating spin-off thread
THE VIDEO YOU WERE ALL WAITING FOR
IT'S FINALLY HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWkEGdfq7cc
>>72089327
I got spell test in 5 HOURS
>>72089542
o-o-oh...
>>72089266
Do you ever think Kasich is just made because of the flaming shits he has from all the jalapeños he eats?
>>72089285
"Hey daddy, who's that guy on tv? He's disgusting." - based barron
>>72089255
>Noted Donald Trump enthusiast Donald Trump
fucking lol
>>72089502
Thank you for this.
This is really useful.
I hope it becomes a recurrent thing.
>>72089480
Stone and Manafort had a consulting firm together, along with Black (Kasich's campaign manager).
Is Kasich going to end up eating like Joeysworldtour soon and start doing hands free "challenges"
>>72089500
Makes sense. We never get to see what's under the table in the pictures.
I like the despair in this one.
>>72089502
tldr
REMINDER THIS JUST HAPPENED
>>72089327
>>72089365
>mfw not studying for the spelling test tomorrow
>>72089588
can someone (meaning not me) put all these kaisich eating pics into on giant montage?
would be the olfactory equivalent of those hentai dialog images.
>>72089602
Yeah but it's been defunct for decades and Manafort and Stone went international while Black stayed at home post-2000 and didn't do much except McCain, and he seems like the most ruthless of all three.
>>72089503
Terrorist indian genocidist, know your role.
he's pathetic!
>>72089502
>Trumps starts mentioning Rubio recently
The absolute madman is winding up for some crazy shit i tell you
I really hope Trump goes hard in Indiana and this whole thing blows up in Cruz and Kasich's face even more than it already has.
>>72089719
>meaning not me
You think this is a free ride, son? Do it for the Emperor.
>>72089672
At least there's hope they have a brain.
>>72089500
He is a closet homo, right? No straight man lives with a single gay man for 14 years and isn't fucking him.
>>72089735
who's the girl
>>72031866
fucking nice
Good quote from Scott Adams blog after the NY Primary win
>"Did I mention that Trump won in New York with Republican women? It turns out that being the most forceful voice for protecting women’s health might be a winning strategy. Quickly, name the other candidate who is willing to be labelled a racist to decrease the risk of rape in this country.
>Right. The frame is changing.
>A few months ago Trump was the crazy clown saying racist things about rapists coming from Mexico, and rapists coming in via Syrian refugees. What do those two things have in common?
>Well, racism, for one. But that part is in your head. Trump has never mentioned race. He has mentioned illegal immigration and he has mentioned religion and terrorism. But the race part is all you, influenced no doubt by the “wisdom” of the Internet. None of that came from Trump’s mouth or brain.
>The way our brains work, outrageous ideas start seeming less so over time. Consider Trump’s wall idea. That went from outrageous to reasonable in six months. Even Clinton supports good border security. Now all we’re talking about is the height of the wall and who pays for it.
>The same is happening with Trump’s comments about rapists coming from Mexico and from Syrian immigration. In the beginning, those thoughts were toxic. But we’re nearing a point where the outrageousness is wearing off and what remains is this: Trump is the strongest voice for women’s safety."
This is how and why Trump wins the GE against Hillary. He neutralizes her strongest card.
>>72089724
No idea man. That's the level of back room shit that isn't visible.
>>72089631
"How do you respond?"
>OH G-GOLLY GEEZ
"Governor?"
>OH THIS IS G-GOOD F-FOOD
"Is he okay?"
>AH GEEZ
"What's he doing?"
>G-GOLLY WOWOWWOW
"My God is he-oh my God he is"
>MMMMM GOOD PASTA
"Alright, pack it up we're out of here. This guy's sick."
>>72089801
Probably.
>>72089672
They almost put two and two together to realize he was just controlled opposition the whole time.
There's a lot of "infighting" like this, actually.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>72089255
They are not laughing anymore.
Hi
>>72089558
Excellent
>>72089502
appreciate it good anon.
>>72089693
And you didn't got dubs.
Such a shame
>>72089672
Thanks for sifting through the tears and delusion
anyone else have an algebra test tomorrow?
>tfw pythagorean theorem
>>72089713
forgot mfw
>>72089781
>bernouts still don't understand why we call them cucks.
>>72089672
The funny part is they knew their dream was unattainable from the beginning.
They would have been better off trying to get Crooked Hillary to pander to them, rather than waste their time and money on the old man.
I don't see a scenario where not everyone get's BTFO tonight
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/724722427297673217
>>72089891
Within the margin of error.
>>72089502
>Cruz is getting absolutely killed, he got reduced to nothing
kek
>>72089877
>>72089877
what thread are you looking at senpai? I'm thinking about browsing s4p to see some sad sanders supporters
>>72089965
I've got a 200 word essay due Friday that I haven't even started studying for. I'm so fucked.
>>72090007
>>72089891
also the gap was double digits before
>>72089997
Trump is the master of bantz
He cannot be stopped
>>72089965
I have penis inspection day today as required prior to joining the military
If I have to fight in Hillary's wars I'm going to be mighty god damned pissed.
why is Kasich still in the race?
>>72089891
>He STILL hasn't even started on her aside from branding her "Crooked Hillary"
Oh wow
He's going to destroy that woman isn't he
I mean when he's finished with her she's just going to be a husk
trump will do poorly tomorrow because hes a racist
>>72089891
HASN'T EVEN STARTED ON HER
>>72089891
Hahshshahahahabshahahaaaaa!!
>>72090080
nice dubs Bjorn
>>72089505
These people are learning a very valuable life lesson, which they should've learned when they were fucking 10 years old.
People are shit.
There is no such thing as honor or respect. When you're running on a campaign of good will and integrity, expect to get your ass walked on and maybe have some dirt kicked into your face. If Bernie actually FOUGHT Hillary instead of letting her run wild for the sake of integrity and "being mature", he wouldn't get laughed out of the convention.
You have to fucking FIGHT, you have to fucking make headlines, if you just wave your arms from the back of the room every now and again, it'll never be enough to make it to the stage, it'll never be enough to win.
Bernie isn't a winner, he never was and never will be. He was just an edgy socialist communist retard who "stood behind" the "little guy" while the big guys walked all over him and became successful, and some of those big guys were good, some of them were bad, but atleast they got somewhere, and now look at Bernie, running on fumes in a race he probably could've won if he just had balls.
I'm so glad the moral high horse retards on r/S4P and Bernie supporters in general are fucking getting morally shitter shoah'd tomorrow, because they sure as fuck deserve it.
>>72090080
I like the white one. What a qt3.14.
Whoa, the mental gymnastics.
>>72090040
I just about jump into every thread on their front page.
Venturing into page 2 now.
>>72090135
>These people
stop being racist
>>72089995
Oh hey we got a new card for Trump.dek by the way
>>72090070
What branch faggot?
>>72089502
Great job! You're doing the God Emperor's work, anon, blessings of Kek be upon you.
Throwback from 2 months ago
>>72089451
How would you react if Trump was in a picture eating pizza with silverware?
Inb4
>omg what a smart man
>omg this is clean way of eating imma suvk trumpdick now
I like that you guys are for Trump but I fucking hate hypocrites. When you've got a point you've gotta stick to it, or you don't really believe in it.
And yes, Trump eats pizza with silverware
>>72090149
My S4P folder is growing.
There's just so much hilarious shit there.
>>72090149
>believes they can win CA
CA will 100% vote in support of hillary
>>72089775
I think he's giving Rubio a bone, painting him as a respectable Republican for not continuing a childish and futile struggle meant to subvert democracy.
>implying you wouldn't fuck Cruz with a wig
>>72089823
not sure, i think i just did a google image search for cum swapping
HOLY SHIT
>>72090169
Army, 68W
>>72089831
Nice
>>72090210
But Trump doesn't look like a faggot doing it.
>>72090243
@realdonaldtrump
>>72089944
Nice double dubs, Friend.
>>72089877
I'll admit.
Bernie is a cuck. A poor strategist and a low-energy communist living imagining a fantasy world.
But his campaign made the liberals (especially the young voters) see what the Dems under Hillary aren't what they're all cracked up to be. If there's any growing rift in the Democrats, Bernie's campaign caused it.
>>72090246
Damn! Navy, Hospital Corpsman this June if I don't pass the DLAB.
>>72090243
lucky nigger
>>72090210
I'd call him out on his shit
He's a New Yorker, he should know better
>>72089505
You're the best
Sorry this took so long. I've been a little bit busy with things. Moving onto the drawing of Trump at the helm of a ship consoling American ship goers that "hes in control now"
>>72090080
Free food.
>>72089891
This should scare democrats like crazy. Trump hasn't even started on her. He hasn't even pivoted to the center much. And he's STILL that close.
>>72089995
>>72090165
i hope Trump does away with pendulum summon nonsense and makes yugioh great again
anyone ever save that picture from a while ago with the rest of these MTG card ones?
>>72089502
Thanks for the info.
Glad Trump is waiting until May 17 to go in to Megyn's next attempted stumping. I'm still pissed over that last Fox News debate. Christ, that shit was such a fucking blatant hitjob.
>>72090149
man I find it really entertaining.
Some of these people were just so incredibly insufferable for months, and now it's all coming down on them.
>>72090318
Pretty good.
>>72090299
The rift in the Dems is fucking nothing to the rift in the R's, you've gotta be honest.
NeverTrump faggots are working themselves up pretty hard.
>hardcore leftists vote Clinton
>moderate leftists vote Trump because fuck you
>moderate rightists vote Trump
>hard rightists don't vote
Trump wins in a landslide
Testing the tripcode. Never thought I'd be a trip fag
>>72090243
THIS ISN'T HIM YOU FUCKING MORON SOMEONE ELSE WITHIN THE STAFF HANDLES HIS TWITTER
DO YOU REALLY THINK HE HAS THE TIME FOR THIS SHIT?
would you?`
>>72090165
Nice secret Rare Trump.
>3000 defense.
I see The Wall is being put to good use.
>>72089775
It means trump is ready to be in good term to any candidate who steps down and support him.
>>72090367
Welcome, prepare for newfag/summerfag/redditfag butthurt.
>>72090368
FUCK OFF SWEDEN I CAN FUCKING DREAM
>>72090149
>still thinking sanders can win CA.
Ha, pretty funny because the demographics don't seem to be there for him.
>>72089202
okay i got off my lazy ass
>>72090377
unless she has a history of biting peoples dicks off id def hit that
>>72089823
If I had to guess, I'd say Katie Cummings. Real high test broad.
>>72090368
>implying
Trump definitely runs his own twitter. The impulsiveness, the deletions and re-ups, the spelling mistakes. There's 0 doubt he runs it himself.
Maybe not exclusively, but mostly.
>>72090300
I wanted to do the DLAB for dat der HUMINT/PSYOPS/Civil Affairs but I would probably not pass an SSBI and I'm fine with being a medic except I have a fear of needles and I'm not sure what to do about it.
>>72089891
>Hillary has bee attacking trump for the last month directly
>Trump has only given her a nickname
HE
HASN'T
EVEN
STARTED
ON
HER
YET
ALL STATES GO RED
IT'S A MOVEMENT
MAGA
A
G
A
>>72090368
He handles his twitter himself, but you're right in it isn't real. You can check his likes on his twitter page. In the day he let's an intern do the tweeting, but after 11 o'clock I believe, he does all the tweeting himself.
>>72090460
Very nice, high energy
I never thought Kasich would get memes
>>72089895
Mainly due to BEING FUCKING ELBOW DROPPED BY THE HULKSTER.
>>72090368
It's not even his account.
>>72090489
I got a 93 AFQT so they kinda bullied me to at least take the test. I'm hoping to do well after looking into it and realizing a ton of CTI's get picked up by the CIA as linguists and case officers.
>>72090460
needs work, keep going
>>72090377
I'd crawl through a mile of barbed wire just to hear her fart though a walkie-talkie
Is this how /pol/ felt during the zimzam trial
>>72089895
Finally found it.
A (You) will always be sweeter than a shitty Reddit upvote.
>>72090575
Here (You) go, baby.
>>72090351
I agree, this is so nice.
Here's some supercharged autism for you, which's right there on the front page and which I don't think I covered.
Some much needed context - their phonebanking died down a lot after NY, to the point they had to try to make a "challenge" with some shit prizes involved to try people get to call.
Note all the bombastic-autistic challenges to get to 45k calls/day like it's something turboebin - but it's their "daily result" pre-NY.
One other kekworthy thing is that the #3 guy is a 14 years old fag.
I'd be delighted if a 14 years old squeaky niglet called me to whisper sweet nothings about a derelict gommie.
>>72090519
>Trump comes up with danker memes than /pol/
Wew lads
>>72090575
Always my friend and fellow American!
>Wikipedia commits heresy by removing Donald Trump from the list of non-fictional God Emperors
Kek
>72090575
No (You) for (you), faggot.
>>72090362
Well obviously the GOP falling apart is way more apparent.
What I'm saying is that Bernie is doing more to weaken the Democrats than anybody else (barring Trump).
If Hillary was running unopposed for the Democrat nomination, we wouldn't have all these defectors joining our side.
@72090575
>>72090615
That faggot SJW mod that protected it gave up trying to ban me, kek
>>72090606
Turboautism pt.2.
>>72090562
I'll never forget the moment he was found innocent
>>72090606
>That large has remaining number for PA, MD and CT.
Holy kekerroni, the despair is settling in.
>>72090367
I don't use Trips, I could never get used to it
Although I saw a "Designated Shitposting OP" on another thread
Ah well whatever
>>72090326
>He hasn't even pivoted to the center much.
To be fair, he's the most moderate candidate and has been for a while, if not the whole time. Between the "true republicans" and socialists, anything but the most extreme views will put you in the middle at this point.
>>72089130
Good day everyone.
Good night everyone.
>>72090608
He's a Master of Branding
that's like having a PhD in meme magic
>>72090699
I got a trip after being mimicked. I didn't like it.
>>72089212
Damn, that a beast. At best it's a 1/10.
>>72090699
You should get it.
Try finding one with Trump in it.
>>72090732
Goodnight, brother.
>>72089502
>>Trump's campaign releases an official statement which is eloquently written
>eloquently written
Nigger I had to stop and restart reading about 3 times to translate Trumpspeak to english
>>72089212
Is she an illegal immigrant? Because assuming she is is pretty fuckin racist, pally.
>>72089212
>Proving to the internet you have shit taste in women
>>72090541
Odd, I got a 97 and the armyfags were still reluctant to let me take it because everyone fails. Surprised Navy didn't try to push you into nuke sub as well.
I don't think you'll find the test as hard as people say it is, but if you see a guy shitposting with Robocop gifs you should let me know how it went.
>>72090732
Night senpai
>>72090843
Oh they did, and congrats on your score.
>>72090562
Trump has been bigger than zimzam, dorner, and ferguson/baltimore riots put together and I saw a livestreamer get his phone snatched by some hooligan while 70k people watched during those riots
>screen goes black
>somebodys running with the phone
>they finally stop
>"ey whatchu got?"
>"iphone 6"
>"where you get it?"
>"some nigga"
Trump is better than that, daily.
The pope apologized for being too hard on him.
>>72090873
And I will man, thanks!
How can you fight people when they call big don a liar for saying there are two Donald Trumps and what Paul Manafort said?
>>72090866
>fake hat
>spots on tummy
Sorry, anon. 5/10 is the best I can do.
>>72090377
Nope.
I understand the appeal of the forbidden fruit and all, but as soon as I see that stupid attention whoring hair I'm out.
>>72090567
How the hell do these people think Cruz won't be worse? He wants to destroy every bit of social legislation the left has worked to get. The worst Don has said on social issues is "I don't care, let the states decide".
Super Tuesday part 3 friends, buckle up
>>72089455
Underchecked dubs
>>72090909
Mercilessly. With your fists.
>>72090957
Japan why dont you make more Trap h-animus?
>>72090460
it's beautiful
>>72090351
That's not even the half of it man
Picture this
Your guy goes up against a political TITAN, and TIES her in the first challenge, its like "HOLY SHIT GUYS, WE COULD ACTUALLY PULL THIS OFF!" and then in the next challenge you fucking win it in a landslide, at that point you're bouncing off the walls
Then the next few come up and you lose them all, its heartbreaking but there's still plenty to come
And then you have Michigan, a state that your guy was supposed to LOSE, and he fucking won it BIG, you were fucking ECSTATIC, that was the turning point, the roller coaster just took a fucking 90 degree shot upwards and you're off like a rocket ship
The hopes are so high at this point, you feel like your guy is already the nominee at this point, the momentum will surely carry over into the next set of challenges, right?
WRONG. He loses EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. STATE on a Super Tuesday, he gets fucking SWEPT. All those fucking hopes and dreams, gone in a fucking day. The one state he was actually leading in was Missouri, and at fucking 90% Hillary fucking eats up a 10k vote gap in a commercial break and ends up winning the state by A THOUSAND VOTES AT 98%.
>>72090957
aren't we at like 5 now, US marine?
>>72090956
Because they know Cruz wouldn't win
>>72091014
>same color suit and tie
I love this man.
>>72090909
Remind them of any time they've ever had to speak in public and ask them if they acted differently in that situation
Ask them if they understand the concept of staying on message
>>72090481
He said he mostly runs it himself, especially the late night shitposting. Apart from that he tells others what to write.
>>72090899
I'm probably going to lie about my AFQT at basic so that people will leave me alone about it lel, it's nothing special
>tfw ship on the 16th and won't get to shitpost for two months during the convention
>>72091014
>tfw bernie sanders is a trumpeter
FARTING ON BABIES FOR TRUMP
>>72091065
I know man, if I get CTI people will leave me alone anyways since i'll probably immediately develop autism.
And yeah a couple months of no funposting is absolute bullshit.
>>72090957
>>72091021
I thought we were at ACT 4: EVERY SINGLE STATE edition.
>>72090956
Anybody sort of wish Cruz won? Dude is like the left's worst nightmare.
>>72089502
>>Megyn Kelly admits she cut her hair for Trump for a debate Trump ended up skipping
Wait, what? Can I get more detail on this? Why did she do it for Trump?
>>72090909
There's a rowdy and lovable side for the rallies, then there's professional man, like what you saw at the kike speech.
>>72091133
praise kek
>>72090608
No, /pol/ was foodposting before Trump started talking about it
>>72091140
HE RAISES THE BIBLE HIGH
>tfw classes all day today
>tfw have to go to a feminist lecture during exit polls
>tfw will not be able to shitpost and watch live Bernie tears until 9 PM pacific
>>72091021
ST4 tomorrow trumpai, I'm already staring at the /polls/
>>72089505
>The fruits of our labors are being ripped out from under us, and all we're hearing is "Keep going!"
>The socialist agrees
Top fucking kek
>>72091140
Not even a little.
>>72091147
That's how hard Trump hits.
>>72091181
iktfb
I have night classes at college and will miss out on all of the glorious funposting in /trumpgen/
>>72090699
Maybe other pajeets use it so they don't get spammed with loo memes.
>>72091117
CTI is counterintelligence or something in HUMINT, right? Everyone in that is autistic so you'll be fine.
As a medic I'll be surrounded by normie whores and retarded drunks who hurt themselves doing something stupid.
>>72091140
No. He'd lose. He thinks everything is a college debate. People don't care about that shit.
>>72091147
I'll save you the time of reading the articles because they're all fluff
In some interview, Megyn said she cut her hair short after the Trump feud because
>"I just felt like I was in a stronger mood"
that's all she said
She got Stump'd and leveled up though clearly
Donald inspired an urge for excellence in her
>>72090791
>>72090746
Is this Trip ok?
>>72091243
CTI is officially navy linguists but my dad is Navy special forces and told me they mostly travel with special forces, get SERE training, and translate/interrogate prisoners in foreign countries.
>>72091048
>same color suit and tie
Didn't see that at first
>>72089255
(((feinberg)))
>>72091133
>>72091189
>tfw go to school and live full time for cheaper tuition in shitty materialistic CA
>tfw even though my home state of GA is uncucked since the Carter administration, but my home county of Cobb voted for fucking rubio-bot
>>72090606
jesus, all these young people. This phone banking can't be helping him too much. Imagine some kid called you who knows far less about politics than you do, and is trying to badly convince you to vote for his candidate.
>>72091266
It's too short and, as an unsecure trip, is way too easy for someone else to find
>>72091174
true, but now it's mainstream meme
>>72091266
never mind, the trip just seem weird as fuck beside the name
I'm fine without trips tbqh
>>72091241
Yeah, maybe that could be it i suppose
>>72091230
Is that when Trump went off on how Kasich worked for Lehman Bros?
>>72091147
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/04/unhinged-megan-kelly-says-cut-hair-trump-wow/
>>72091266
Oh Sanjay it's perfect
>>72089502
Thats not a sandwich, thats a Clown-wich
>>72091014
>tfw no qt nigress Trumpfu to piss off liberals at my uni with
>>72091302
That's changed. Navy has CI/HUMINT now. It's a lateral move. They train with Marines. There's a lot of high speed billets for you though.
>>72091147
She's tsundere but the Trump isnt a beta shy cuck like every other MC so Megyn Kellysliterally breaks because Trumps gives her the only kind of attention he doesnt want from him, the Bantz.
You though mika wanted don's D?
Megyn kelly cutting her hair because of him is psycho-tier, she would literally DIE if it meant getting his dick.
I am not joking. Women can be really fucked up.
>>72091018
goddamn I love that I was there for it all.
>>72091413
Support Activities one.
>>72091266
Secure one.
>>72091314
He's a beautiful creature.
>>72091338
I'd be turned off too if some 15 year old in a squeaky voice tried to sell me communist pipe-dreams.
>>72091366
Your flag serves the same purpose anyway
>>72091181
>tfw day off
>tfw exam on wednesday
>tfw have to study but i just end up shitposting on 4chan
>>72091451
I don't know Navy rates dude. The Navy kids just told me where they were going.
Trump knows how to do it. If you're gonna be photographed with a big hunk of food in your mouth, make it a PORKCHOP.
Fuck you islam, fuck you jews.
>>72090843
robocop
what is he?
robocop
who is he?
>>72091302
Sweet, from what I can tell linguists in the army are either people from the country trying to leave for whatever reason or guys who sit in offices all day staring at a shitty monitor from the 90's, with the exception of Civil Affairs, which is similar to what you described.
I would have joined the Navy instead but I'm not gay and don't like getting wet.
>>72091147
It's 100% pure Stockholm syndrome. She's never had a real man tell her to sit the fuck down.
It 3:35 Burgers in the morning. It's officially all Tuesday!
>>72091518
kek
>>72091366
I would post some trips here, but it would defeat the purpose.
>>72091518
take your name off bitch
John Kasich and his stand
"Literally Who"
Pls some1 draw this/shoop
>>72091477
I will never take anything a high school student says seriously. Especially if it has to do with politics.
>>72091557
Yeah I got touched as a kid so the navy was quick to take me in. Army would be cool but I know how to read and write so I'd be general in a month and I haven't a clue how to culture a potato farm.
>>72091433
She seemed elated on her show earlier when talking about the upcoming interview. She was on cloud 9. I have never seen her that giddy before.
>>72091266
>>72091625
You should get a trip like this.
Results when?
>>72091631
I'm off to bed anyway, g'night gents
>>72091218
>>72091252
>>72091382
Huh. Sounds like she is trying to act all "empowered" or whatever they call it, but I think there might be more to it.
Basically along the lines of what these anons are saying:
>>72091433
>>72091566
>>72091700
Fucking hell Straya. Calm the fuck down.
>>72091672
Im telling you man
>>72089687
Nigger that is the tldr
>>72091700
like 20 fucking hours
Time to go to work.
See y'all in a few hours with new leddit screencaps for good keks.
>>72091678
This.
Shitposting as anon is best.
>>72091724
Night senpai.
>>72089505
>>72090135
If only they followed Trump instead. They would know what it's like to be behind the underdog who always wins.
>>72091181
>>tfw have to go to a feminist lecture during exit polls
Why on Earth?
>>72091731
Just wanna know.
>>72091724
Goodnight my friend! WE MAGA SOON!
>>72090460
BARRON, LOOK AWAY
SMALL BITES
>>72091670
At least you're not a muhreen
>>72090567
Just read the article, it was actually pretty hilarious. The author is pretty self-aware that they cannot stump the trump. I love the way he frames the reason they lash out at trump is because they realize how irrelevant they've become. I'm surprised, I didn't think I would like a gawker article.
>>72091789
>have to
you don't HAVE to anything, anon
>>72091789
I'm an [spoiler]liberal artfag[/spoiler] and it's part of one of my critical theories classes. Yes I'm considering suicide.
>>72091665
Kasich's stand would be "cheesburger in paradise"
Ratto's stand would be "lies"
Bernie's stand would be "money for nothing"
Shill's stand would be "queen bitch"
>>72091826
He has to shit a few times a week or he dies.
>>72091789
The irony will be tangible enough to eat it for lunch.
These are truly glorious times.
>>72091140
he's an upgraded santorum. he'd get steamrolled with the same old shit.
>>72091797
Greenside hospital corpsman was my second choice so I was about to be.
>>72091789
Required education in the great state of cuckifornia
We have to take at least one ICS (inter-cultural studies) class in order to transfer to CSUs and UCs.
>>72089189
>argentina
>white
>>72091813
Trump brings out the best in everyone.
>>72091849
what would Trumps be
>>72089183
it's a mooooovement
>>72092009
The Wall
>>72091892
Wait a few years and then put 10+ bumper stickers on a slightly-worn black Dodge Charger declaring which branch you served in and greet everyone with "I was in the Navy", it's basically the same thing.
>>72090567
>sam biddle
>>72090149
I got banned from there quite a while ago. They said I was uncivil. Kek.
>>72089299
fug pancakes sound good right now desu
>>72091925
>>72091845
Stay strong Ameribros. Bring them some banter if you can.
>>72089593
thats a nice don, anon
>>72091103
I laugh every time
>>72091665
>A picture of literally me
>>72090318
anything new, drawfag? i wasn't on much yesterday
>>72090318
>>72092854
ha i posted before i read your post. i guess this is the latest
>>72090320
underrated kek
