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CALL TO ARMS: https://twitter.com/21damone/status/724460456132382720

PENNSYLVANIA VOTERS, FOR TUESDAY:
>On the Ballot, first you vote Trump
>THEN you must choose 3 delegates in your District
>THESE are the ONLY Pro-Trump Delegates
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/pennsylvania
PRINT IT OUT IF NEEDED
FIND YOUR DISTRICT HERE
http://www.house.gov/representatives/find/

VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES:
CT- 4/25 in-person (12 a.m. EST) http://www.sots.ct.gov/sots/cwp/view.asp?a=3179&q=489908
WA- 4/25 online & 5/16 in-person
OREGON- 4/26
NEW MEXICO- 5/10
NJ- 5/17
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA- 5/23

>DELEGATES Wonderful Donald: 845/ UNHOLY ALLIANCE (GOLLY CHEESE): 707 (559 & 148)
GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0

http://trumpgeneral.com
http://www.rallyfortrump.com/
http://www.stopthesteal.org
http://www.cafortrump.com

UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/

RALLIES/TH
>Rally Hagerstown, MS 4/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twt-G_NjTlA
>Rally Bridgeport, CT 4/23/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61-GNc7fvQY
>Rally Waterbury, CT 4/23/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2hpRTQRKdg

INTERVIEWS
>Don, Jr. on SOTU 4/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wkxb3P1WYI
>Trump on Watters World 4/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ngLrdIaEiY

ENTERTAINMENT
>Rato BTFO by Red Eye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GTt1VkuOfU
>Trump does Impression of Hillary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4Ynr7crA4I
>Donald Trump (Black Version) (Written by Prince)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkBs2tw89dk
>YCSTT Vol. XXIII
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjmHBwY1bAg

Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
https://mega.nz/#F!ScYQybBC!tV2EHJPyBcFT2P-j5pZAGg
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RATO IS A LOSER, A LIAR AND A CREEP
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BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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kasich is disgusting, just a big mess
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Let freedom ring
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>>72031529
AWOOO >>> Squeaky-squeak
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CRAMIN' KASICH SHOWED UP BOYS
WARM UP THE BUFFET!
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Kasick is disgusting.
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Anybody have that pic of the grotesquely fat yuropoor woman with all of the food she eats in front of her? Needs a Kasich shoop.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzo5g8HkXgM

Make the fat lady Kasich

Have fun guys
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>>72031638
THE FIRE RISES

PRAISE KEK
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>>72031598
HOLYYYY FUCKKKKKK
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My windows are open right now. Every time I hear a helicopter, I dash to the window in hopes that I see Trump on his way to West Chester.
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>>72031627
good work, Ivan
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MATT DRUDGE MADMAN
>MATT DRUDGE MADMAN
MATT DRUDGE MADMAN
>MATT DRUDGE MADMAN
MATT DRUDGE MADMAN
>MATT DRUDGE MADMAN
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>>72031638

THE DREAM
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REMINDER THAT THE SHILLS ARE WEAK
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REMINDER THAT TRUMP LIKES WELL-DONE STEAK

REMINDER THAT TRUMP EATS PIZZA WITH A FORK

MEANWHILE KASICH BRO IS A CUISINE AFFICIONADO AND THE MASTER OF TASTEFUL EATING

WHO WOULD YOU EVEN PREFER AS A PRESIDENT AFTER ALL OF THESE
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How was the rally? Was it any good?
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Kasich WILL eat his way to the White House and nobody can stop him!
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>>72031638
>And I haven't even started on her
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>THE MAN SHOVED AN ENTIRE PANCAKE INTO HIS MOUTH AT ONCE
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>>72031485
>>72031485
>Kasich and Cruz make a pact to work together
>Kasich has 1 state won, Cruz has 10+
>Kasich campaigns and tells people to vote for him
>Cruz campaigns and tells people to vote for him
>Voters are like "we only have one vote guys"
>Cruz is like "bruh you're fucking up the plan! VOTE FOR ME!"
>Kasich is like "VOTE FOR ME, GOLLY GEE"
>even Rush "the Shill" Limbaugh literally cracks up on air
>"the cruz-kasich alliance is starting to crumble already"
>"looks like Kasich is living the dream in his own little fantasy world"
>"pretty soon he'll probably name Cruz as his VP choice"
>mfw
I'm dying someone please help
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>>72031747

It was in top 5 rallies all time
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>>72031605
He knows they'll keep paying him to stay in the race, so he's treating it as a free food tour. In NYC alone he had:

>Pizza
>Deli
>Hot dogs
>BBQ
>Fucking TONKOTSU RAMEN
>Grinders and chesesteaks on the bus to philly

He will be known as Kasi/ck/.
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>>72031598
HIGH ENERGYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>72031627
top fucking kek
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>>72031769
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This Kasich meme isn't funny and it isn't original.

Shows how desperate and grasping you guys are. You're about to get BTFO by the Alliance and instead of taking it like men you'd rather throw your toys out of the pram

>WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH WE LOST WISCONSIN WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>LOL, LOOK AT THE ONLY RESPECTABLE HUMAN BEING IN THE RACE, HE'S EATING FOOOOOD LOL LOL LOL

You guys know you're finished, we all know it, just sit down, shut the fuck up and get behind the real candidate so we can beat Shillary.

It's embarrassing at this point
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Cruz/Kasich is a brilliant plan put together by this brilliant man

Surely Trump will be stumped now (says increasingly nervous man for......)
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>>72031638
MAGA
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>>72031627
This is great.
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>implying you wouldn't lick her butt
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>>72031638
LET'S FUCKING GO

THESE NEXT 8 MONTHS WILL BE GLORIOUS
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>>72031711

i love drudge's understated sense of humor
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>>72031758
Oh man. Just you wait until he names names in how she protected pedophile rapists and LAUGHED about it.

All those soccer mom voters are going...
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MEME
MAGIC
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>>72031598
holy shit, did /trumpgen/ bomb that poll or is this natural?
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EATIN' JOHN

GREEDY KASICH
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>>72031732
>Chad
>Worrying about food
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>>72031673
seriously wtf is wrong with this guy
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>>72031807
LMAO
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>>72031807
see
>>72031781
oh man my sides
can't stop laughing
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>>72031728
>Bernie shills
At least they do it for free, unlike Hillary shills
https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/3rncq9/confession_of_hillary_shill_from/
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/04/21/hillary-pac-spends-1-million-to-correct-commenters-on-reddit-and-facebook.html

>I was on an imageboard trying to rile up the Trump-supporting natives with inflammatory Bernie posting, and the sum of responses I received basically argued that at least Bernie was genuine in his belief, even if they disagreed with his positions, which made him infinitely better than the 100% amoral and power-hungry Hillary.
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>>72031485
Which video has the DON'T LOOK part in it?
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>>72031866
Nice digits, friendo
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>>72031835

>turns out she's rato's illegitimate love child

Nothing would surprise me at this point
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NEW FOOTAGE OF KASICH ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aczPDGC3f8U
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>>72031866
So would Bale
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>>72031638
AH KEK OR SOME SAY KEKKET
DO YOU HEAR OUR PRAYERS?
NOONE CAN CATCH US, NOONE CAN STUMP US NOW!
AH KEK OR SOME SAY KEKKET
GRANT ME DUBS LIKE YOU ONCE DID FOR >>72031722
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>>72031638
IT BEGINS.
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Oh geez, I'm starved! Can I take your pickle, anon?
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>>72031866
No way.
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With all these Kasich pictures, do you guys have all those Rand ones?
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>>72031807

Speaking of real candidates HOLY FUUCK CHECK OUT THIS POLL
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>>72031807
>how desperate and grasping
we're just having a giggle pal
It's not like Trump will put out an ad where he attacks Kasich's eating habits
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>>72031874
I didn't even know about that poll and I'm here a lot
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>>72031807
What's the conversion rate on shill posts, Nigel?
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Can someone link me to Limbaugh laughing?
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>>72031866
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so i missed the rally. did Trump bring up Kasich and food, or is it just the newest meme?
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What a great day for Trump. Polls look great, Cruz and Kasich look like corrupt morons. Drudge just cited a poll showing Hilary and Trump in a dead heat.

MAGA
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>>72031898
Top ally is bright ally.
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>>72031922
Could he at least draw on some eyebrows?
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>>72031860
someone please photoshop food all over his face
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>>72031866
>66

PRAISE BE UNTO KEK AND HIS PROPHET PEPE
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>>72031781
>OH GEEZ, I'm so happy to announce Ted Cruz as my running mate!
>...
>...
>WHAT THE FUCK YOU IDIOT THAT WASN'T THE PLAN CAN NO ONE WORKING FOR ME DO ANYTHING RIGHT
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>>72031485
THE CONSERVATIVE UNION OF CRUZ AND KASICH WILL OVERCOME!
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why the hell is kasich always eating
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>>72031994
lol, he looks like a goddamn chink in this photo
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>>72031866
TODAY IS AMAZING AND THERE'S STILL TWO MORE RALLIES TO GO!
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>>72031598
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

delete this!
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Also posting new polls for tomorrow
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>>72031866
of course he would, he talks about trump and his wife obsessively many times in the book.
nice dubs btw
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>>72031627
MY PICKLE GET'S NO ATTENTION MAN!
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someone pls explain

>>72031759

>>72031759

>>72031759
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MEME MAGIC
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>>72031985
It was the newest meme, but Trump brought it up because we spammed it in /trumpgen/ and Barron got grossed out by it on TV.

I'm 90% sure Barron browses here.
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>>72031987
Trump will be memed into office as POTUS.

Kek is with us.
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>>72031598
>3% cance of failure
I-I'm r-ready for h-h-h-hillary
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>>72031627
when your wife and her son asks where your delegates are and all you have is pickles
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>>72032070
PLEASE MR. PRESIDENT, WE CAN'T TAKE THIS MUCH WINNING
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ON MY WAY TO THE WILKES BARRE RALLY

I HEARD RI EARLIER WAS OFF THE CHARTS HIGH ENERGY. IM SO FUCKING HYPE BROS
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>>72031866
http://nypost.com/2016/04/24/american-psycho-author-patrick-bateman-would-vote-for-trump/

IT'S REAL

AND HE GOT DUBS

THE MADMAN
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>>72032037
What the hell else has he got to do?
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>>72031835
that thing is 21 years old....
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Just a little more!
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>>72032070
REMINDER THAT IF LYIN' TED COMES UNDER 10% IN CONNECTICUT HE GETS NO DELEGATES
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When 1:41 Kasich loses he can get a show on the Food Network.
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>>72031985

DON'T LOOK ANON
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>>72031985
>Kasich and food,

>>>/wsg/1053471
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>>72031866
FUCKING WITNESSED
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>>72031638
MUH DICK
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>>72032089
FUCK

TAKE MY COAT
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>/pol/ now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcJjMnHoIBI
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YOU DON'T SEE WHAT DONALD DID

HE
DENIED
ANY FOOD
FOR KASICH
FOR THE REST OF THE RACE

Trump is playing korean starcraft while the others are playing Hello Kitty Adventure
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>>72031866
When the meme so supreme you let out a scream.
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>>72031877
omg
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>>72032087
First of all, "There won't be a second ballot"

But even if it came to that, the GOP would completely self-destruct if they gave the nomination to anyone but Trump
They act all tough now, but they'd break eventually
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>>72031835
I'd butter her cow

That'll do it every time
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>>72032189
>>72032089
STILL COUNTS
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It's funny to see actual hillary shills pop up in threads like these >>72024734
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>>72032087
>pls respond to my bait thread
nah, you can fuck off
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>>72031877
man that guy just loves to scarf
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>>72032165
I would rather listen to hillary clinton giving one hundred state of the unions screaming than watch one 30 minute episode of john kasich smacking his big retard lips
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>>72032114
>>72032166
cheers
>>72032170
holy shit i'm dying
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>>72031960
Jeb - Gauc
Rato - Cheese
Rand - Burgers
Christie - Donuts
Kasich - Everything

What is Rubio's?
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>>72032070
>HE CLEANED OWAH CLOCK IN NEW ENGLAND

>BUT WE'RE GOING TO MONTANA WHERE THE TRUE PEOPLE WILL MAKE THEIYAH VOICES HEARD

I realized every slimy fucking piece of bullshit rato says is much more fitting in Sander's jewey tone
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>>72031866
MEEEMMMEEEE
A
G
I
I
C
C
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>>72032222
Damn, Shlomo.
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>>72031866
Meme magic is starting to scare me.
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>The Alliance is formed
>literally the most ingenious move in modern political history
>most powerful force within the GOP since the formation of the Tea Party
>Trumpsters getting nervous as shit
>know they're about to get denied the nomination
>LOOK AT OUR MEMES XD

lmao, so predictable
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>>72032289
>What is Rubio's?
dicks
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>>72032289
Dick
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>>72032222
QUADS CONFIRMED

IT COUNTS
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>>72031598

>the only appropriate response
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>>72031904
>At least they do it for free
bernie shills actually pay bernie to shill. trump shills are the only ones that actually do it for free
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>>72032289
You missed
>Trump - Steak
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https://mediarelations.gwu.edu/americans-overwhelmingly-engaged-2016-election-tone-race-affecting-voters-new-gw-battleground-poll

>In a head-to-head matchup of each party’s frontrunner, Mrs. Clinton leads Mr. Trump by only 3 percentage points nationally (46 to 43; 11 percent undecided).
what happend to Trump being chanceless against Crooked Hillary Clinton?
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>>72031866
HOLY FUCKING SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-
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>>72032289
Rubio is dicks, always Dicks

There is a video of him eating a burrito in one bite
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>>72032114
>Daddy look!
>No don't look Barron! It's a shitpost Barron!
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>>72032270
Son, don't watch!
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Trump has recieved 8,800,000 votes.

Cruz has gotten just under 6,300,000.

The American people OVERWHELMINGLY want Donald Trump. Cruz and Kasich might as well be working for Clinton -- I don't doubt she's paid off Priebus already.

Y'all could not be more obvious in your hatred for actual Americans. How sad that the billionaire is the only candidate who isn't working for corporate globalist interests.

> Literally copying Correct the Record "Throw your toys" spamming
Just sad. Here's an actual useful post.

REMINDER FOR CALIFORNIA: You MUST register Republican to vote for Trump!
The GOP does NOT participate in the open primary.
You have until May 23rd to register ONLINE:

> http://registertovote.ca.gov/

Vote by Mail ballots are ALWAYS counted -- they are not provisional! If you do intend to vote in person, make sure you have free time blocked out on June 7th. Don't count on your employer following the law and giving you time to vote, you can't count on anything when the system is rigged against you!

MAKE CALIFORNIA GREAT AGAIN
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>>72032307
wow
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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1461607492094.webm

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1461606613706.webm

AHAHAHAHAHA

>>72032289
>What is Rubio's?

Water.
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>>72032289
Pills.

And foamy cock.
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Anyone know what's for second dinner?
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>>72032131
>when your wife and her son asks where your delegates are and all you have is pickles
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>>72032289
tacos
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>>72032213

holy fucking shit THIS

Kasich has literally one joy in his campaign, to eat like a pig wherever he goes, now every time he does this everyone will kek internally at him and make him ashamed
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Ted Cruz has won 5 out of the last 6 states and has all the momentum, the people have spoken loud and clear, we want Ted Cruz. They should discount what all the previous dumb redneck south states voted because that was before Trump outed himself as a gay tranny loving liberal.

I urge all of you to take the ultimate redpill, the Tedpill and unite behind Cruz, the only man that can beat Hillary in November, which is our ultimate goal, isnt it?

Thank you for your time.
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>>72031485

is that the real reason kasich is still in this? for the free food?
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>>72032418
Pizza anyone?
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>>72032449
yes
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>>72032328
It's an alliance of two.

Compare it to Trump's grand alliance including (and not limited to) Rubio, Christie, Carson, and the electorate.
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>>72032371
The same thing that happened to the "Reagan can't beat Carter" meme in the 80s. It was a forced meme that at some point got run over by reality.
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>>72032220
>But even if it came to that, the GOP would completely self-destruct

seems like something they are willing to do
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>>72032328
bruh even the radio shills are starting to double back and pretend like they were always in Trump's corner now. it's hilarious watching the callers BTFO the radio hosts one by one as they politely agree and """clarify""" their positions. Rush (a popular republican radio host) was basically crying "I FINALLY UNDERSTAND YOU GUYS NOW, YOU'RE MAD AT THE SYSTEM" - no shit
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>>72032222
WITNESSED, GIVE THAT ANON BACK HIS COAT
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>>72032213
>>72032441
FUCKING CALLED IT
HE WAS DOING IT ONLY FOR THE FREE FOOD
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>>72031866
CAPPED

TODAY HAS BEEN A GOOD DAY
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>>72031874

probably natural. i think we're actually seeing something here. all those people at the rally today could have killed lesser beings with their energy alone. Something is happening
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>>72032213
Holy shit. How can one man be so based.
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Does Kasich not know he got a pretty shitty end of that "deal"?

Jesus fuck, New Mexico and Oregon are PROPORTIONAL STATEWIDE.

Ratso just wanted the big cheese, too bad it'll probably not work because Kasich isn't playing ball with his operation chaos.
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>>72032524
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How much did vlasic pay kasich?
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>>72032213
I never thought of it this way. What the fuck is going to do now?
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>>72032289
Rand is mixing burgers and Mexican food.
A man unafraid of his own leaking ass.
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>>72031598

>97% of those polled assert he is unstumpable

WE DID IT
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>people thought Trump would become more boring
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>>72032504

It's The Alliance of moderates and conservatives

It's literally unstoppable.
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i feel so bad for kasich, he's the new jeb right now. i bet he'll stutter on his comeback...
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>>72032487

thats an ad, the real way trump eats pizza is by eating the topping off with a knife and fork, leaving the crust behind

and new yorkers won't say shit

because he's a boss
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>>72032444
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Why the hell is Kasich so digusting.

Saw him on the news this morning answering questions while eating eggs.
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>>72032625
The difference is Kasich actually has a chance of snapping.
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>>72032592
Moderates don't vote in primaries, buddy. This is why Kasich never stood a chance.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbUQ2bV--0A
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>>72031866
This should be obvious, in the book the character has an admiration for Trump and mentions him several times. I think it's also mentioned in the movie, when the guy is excited because he thought he saw someone of the Trump family.
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>>72031598
So what? /pol/ rigged and raided another poll whoopty doo, this is not indicative of what the American people think or want.
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>>72032087
>Trump only has 1236 delegates
>Trump has millions more votes
>We will give nomination to [insert name] because a room full of delegates wanted him and those are the rules that a few GOP big wigs decided on behind closed doors to suit their interests
>THOSE ARE THE RULES, DON'T ARGUE

This is how retarded the party is.
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TRUMP BTFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOO

B T F O
T
F
O
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>Do not join those who drink too much wine or gorge themselves on meat, for drunkards and gluttons become poor, and drowsiness clothes them in rags. Proverbs 23:20-21

LOW
ENERGY
GLUTTON
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>>72031747
High energy. Four sets of protesters early on, nice to get them out of the way early. Crowd was nuts
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>>72032625
I can't wait for kasich to start really breaking apart and losing his temper even more
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>>72032648
>getting people to lie for you
Cruz is no different than Clinton now that the RNC treasury has opened itself to him
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>>72032625
That Jeb is a lovable idiot. He acts almost exactly like Jerry Espenson in Boston Legal (he had asperger's.)
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>>72032736
Actually, we held off on that one. We sometimes want to take a nonbiased sample. Those are real numbers, buddy.
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>>72032763
How much does that fucking faggot eat?
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If Kasich wins he will devour our world then the next.
He must be stopped.
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>>72032820
Most of the images are from the same occasion.
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>>72032736
[nervous man intensifies]
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KEK ON TOP PAGE OF LEBBIT

FUCKING MEME MAGIC
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>>72032743
I'm going to legitimately flip my shit if they cheat him out of it, same goes if he does get it, I'll bounce off the walls
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>>72032213
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>>72032686

We don't mean cuck moderates

>>72032744

DESPERATE.

He just cemented that he will never win a general by going after this dumbshit moral social conservative bullshit

And kasich is for the tranny bathrooms too so why isn't he bashing kasich?
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>>72032859
don't talk with your mouth full, john
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>>72032736

Proof it was raided?
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>>72031598
This doesn't mean anything. The actual vote trajectory points towards Trump not hitting the 50% threshold.

He'll get 1,200 delegates at most. And that's still not enough to win.
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>>72032126
>>72031598
where is the anon with the copy pasta about only a 97-99% chance of a Trump presidency, i think he would like this
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>>72032717
However...the central character IS a psychopath, so it would stand to reason that by making the main character so infatuated with Trump, it is actually a negative commentary on what Trump represents.
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>>72032070
Can't wait to MAGA tomorrow in the Old Line
State
>best flag
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Oh shit, 8 people murdered execution style in Ohio. Big manhunt in process. Was trump calling Kasich out too far?
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>>72032736

I literally don't know a single person who supports Ted Cruz.

Much the same as I don't know a single person who supports Hillary Clinton.

These elections are a fucking sham and pretty much everyone except for bernouts know it.
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>>72032859
Ohhh ok so the fucking faggot only eats once in awhile. Gotcha.
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>>72032842
SOMEONE QUICK PHOTOSHOP THIS IMAGE WITH A PICTURE OF KASICH

HE IS GALACTUS EATER OF PLANETS
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>tfw won't be home for another three and a half hours

Hopefully the Rally is up by then. It seems to have been very high energy.
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>>72032873
kekkk
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>>72032873

The_Donald's always on the front page now
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>>72032820
TOO DAMN MUCH
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>>72031781
Do you have a link for the Limbaugh cracking up on air?
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vote for me or i'll eat you
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>>72032533
I'll check your digits too
Nice
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>>72032873

our colony is getting stronger!
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>>72032970
That was a coue days ago m8
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>go to a working interview at a really lefty juice bar
>owners look like they probably have tumblrs
>manager is a chick with a buzz cut and gauges
>genuinely nice people that I would work for but I could almost smell their political beliefs
>out of nowhere manager says "have you seen this, come look at this!"
>walk over toward her and she says "do you like trump?" almost in a sarcastic way
>and points to a cartoon defaming him
>I'm already socially awkward and nervous so I paused for a split second
>then another split second to think back on all these trump threads and the idea that I kind of like his ideas on immigration
>then I just giggled and said noooo he's pretty unstable
>but I could tell during that slight pause that she saw that I almost started to say yes and was almost completely disgusted with me
If I don't get the job I feel like it's your fault
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>>72031866
THERE IS ONLY KEK
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>attacking kasich for the way he eats
>attacking rand for being short
>attacking rick perry for wearing glasses
>attacking yeb for low energy

we have to keep track of all these types of attacks because as soon as he hits hillary she's going to say "this is just because im a woman!" even though he does it to everyone.
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WHY IS HE EATING ALL THE TIME
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>>72032965
It really is. I'm always inspired by how much states retain their independence, even while staying part of one country.
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>>72032940
I'm not saying the book was a love letter to Trump, nor is him saying the character would back Trump is a positive (if it was the media would likely ignore it). It's a positive on /pol/ though because memes.
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He's the Very Hungry Kasich
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Why didn't the good Lord give us bigger mouths? Good golly!
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>>72032933
Fuck off with your Tumblr show, Somali pig.
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>>72032873

Me and another guy posted the KEK Pic on lebbit. Now get it fucking trending.
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>>72033033
it was literally less than 20-30 minutes ago so I doubt it

maybe if you go to an online stream that can rewind you'll find it (but I don't know of any)
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>>72033095
Then he'll attack Hillary for playing the woman card, BTFOing her and victim culture in the span of months.
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>>72033095

That already happens with the msm.

>calls Rosie fat
>SEXIST MISOGYNIST!!!
>calls Jeb a mess
>OH THAT TRUMP, WHAT A RASCAL
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>>72033066
fuck off. they're leeches
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Does anyone have Glen Beck's mental breakdown after Cruz was mathematically eliminated from the nomination on the first ballot?
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>>72032873
that's pretty damn good actually. well memed
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Turned 18 last week, can I still register in Indiana? I hope I'm not too late. I did read the general copypasta, just didn't see anything
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>>72032873

It got removed from the front page LOL
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WEW

LAD


W E W


L A D
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>>72033095
It's like Scott Adams said, Trump is a machine at manufacturing confirmation bias in people's minds.
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>>72033002
Sucks balls the place is being run by some faggot student with mommy issues.
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>>72032975
Google Kasich Food or Kasich Eating and you'll see how many fucking pictures there are of him eating.
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>>72033075
c.uck
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>>72033095
Nah, I feel like CROOKED HILLARY was chosen in part to be aggressively gender neutral.
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>>72033238
>this is on the front page of Reddit
>the word KEK is for all to see
>on reddit
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cruz/kasich might be the weakest alliance of all time

name a worse one
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NO MORE TWEETING

FUG
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>>72032933
But you're wrong. Even estimates that pit him as underperforming consistently still acknowledge that he could well get the magic number BEFORE Cali. Check FiveThirtyEight if you don't believe me. They usually predict lower than he actually scores, and they still think he's going to get it.
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>>72033238
No. NO. That's CAN'T be real.
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>>72031598
DELETE THIS!
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>>72033238
We're approaching nigger-tier compression on this image.

>>72033254
Doesn't matter as long as he does his job, I guess. Also, >reddit drama
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>>72033300
it got removed from the front page
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>>72033301
Bernie and his supporters.
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The predator stalks his prey...
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>>72032876
>>72032743
If Trump is 10-15 delegates below, he should simply bring up the Colorado, Wyoming, and North Dakota vote rigging. Then he'll announce his write-in campaign.
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I have a question

It always seems like when Kasich is the closest competition in a state, Trump wins, but he doesn't always win if Cruz is closest. My question is, hasn't this move by Cruz and Kasich effectively handed Oregon and New Mexico to Trump? I don't think Kasich can beat him.

Indiana is very important though. 30 delegates to the state-wide winner I think? It's going to be a lot harder for us to hit the magic number if he loses there.
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>>72033233

April 4th. Sorry bro.

You can still register for the General Election, although you may have to wait until May 17th for reasons I don't understand. You can Register Online by following the links in this page from your Secretary of State's website:

http://www.in.gov/sos/elections/2403.htm
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>>72033184
aw geez but atleast i got myself some double digits.

thanks anyways buddy!
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>>72033238

Found the redditor top kek
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>>72033300
>the word KEK is for all to see
>33300
now this is meme magic if ive ever seen it
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>>72033147
Absolutely.
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>>72033238
PAJEET HAHAHA
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>>72033238
We told you to fucking calm down with the reddit posting.

Ffs
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>>72031722
Woah, birthday digits. Thanks for the synchronicity, Anon. How many seconds do I have 'til midnight?
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>>72033355
That's the point, he's going to fuck it up.

Starting over would be a pain in the ass. Shitting up the momentum.
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>>72033388
Just came online and saw this thread >>72030380
So I thought I'd post this here

Its on reddit already?
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>>72032222
>Meme Magic comes from the Holy Land
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>>72033402
Ahh shit, Don got old. :(
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>>72033095
>the future leader of a country
>playing the victim card

Yeah that will make her real popular
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>>72033383
Thanks anon, are the generals the election in November?
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