>wake up
>shitpost on /pol/ all day
>wake up at 8am
>shit post for a while
>workout
>shower
>go work
>get paid to shit post
Wage cuck is best cuck
it will pass, /pol/ gets boring how long youve been on this spree 4 weeks?
>wake up
>first go to /pol/ to look for shitposts
>go to work
>get home
>look to more shitposting Aussies and fucking leaves
>go to ved
>mfw realizing that /pol/ shitposts are my life now
>>72083482
living the dream
>wake up
>gf next to me
>get benis sucked
>get dressed
>hop in ferrari
>go to work for $45 an hour
>come home
>fuck gf
>>72083947
>how long youve been on this spree 4 weeks?
it's been six years.
kill me. please
>>72083482
>wake up (it's 7:30 am here)
>make tea and eat an apple and some yogurt
>feed cat
>go to supermarket for cheap vodka
>drink some vodka
>eat some toast
>shitpost
>go back to sleep
>wake up
>drink more vodka
>play with cat
>shitpost
>drink more vodka
>go to sleep
>wake up and drink more vodka
>shitpost
>eat and then sleep
Repeat.
>>72087300
12 years for me. The "Your here forever" meme is true.
>wake up
>supposed to go on a trip with my family
>my mother and sister start talking about transgenderism during the car ride
>decide to reveal my powerlevel
>flip out at them in the most autistic manner possible
>end up canceling the trip and going home
>shitpost on /pol/ all day
At least you're not me. I'll never recover from this.
>lose job
>been three weeks since
>spend all day on 4chan/playing video games
i'm 27 now and there has to be more to life than this
>>72088242
>>72083482
Would you rather be a wagecuck wasting all of your time slaving to line other people's wallets?
What the fuck are you even crying about?
>>72088766
jesus lad, u fucked up
>>72083599
>be NEET
>become only tech guy for small business
>get paid to shit post
>>72088908
pro tip there aint
I've worked all around the US in the union
make 65k a year
and all i look forward too shitpost and video games
i have enough to save to buy house but i travel 9 months and live in hotel...i have seriously no idea what to do with money
im at the point i go out to eat and dump 50buck a day on bullshit food.
>>72088336
Is there a cure?
>>72089065
how do I get in a union?
>>72089186
For meet it took years because i had no connection
I kept applying every year. You know usually may most of them give out application during that one time of year and that $35 fucking fee
Get the interview every year like they promise do there stupid mechanical and physical test and then interview.
I started applying at 19
Finally got in at 25...now 28
I guess they felt sorry for me lol
>>72088937
Not a wagecuck. On disability gibmedats for "anxiety" and "depression", lol. I also have a military pension. (nine years in the British Army).
Rent paid and about £150 per week. It's an easy life. I just go fishing and spend the afternoon in the pub.
It's fucking beautiful here. I live right next to a river and a fucking 1000 year old castle. And some mountains.
Out in the middle of nowhere, in a small town.
I'll do a bit of voluntary work for my church. (pic is my church). Usually visiting old people in their homes and making sure they're alright. Having a cup of tea and a chat, getting them some shopping in, making them some food. They always have fascinating stories to tell. It's very rewarding.
>>72090245
So in one breath you drink vodka and play with your cat all day then the next you're a man of the community? Eat shit attention whore.
>>72090245
and i bet you get that permanently right?
>>72083482
order some psychedelics and you will be fine
>>72083482
Start running and lifting Ameribro, I was in the same place as you last year, I can run 8k and do 12 back handed pull up now that's in one year from looking like E.T, don't let you're dreams be dreams JUST DO IT
>>72089065
I know that feel. I have no friends and only leave for work. In a union and make almost $100,000 but have nothing to spend it on. I have almost $200,000 but I find buying a house depressong since I hate my immigrant infested city and shit job and it would crush any hope of me getting out.
>>72091871
Yeah...
>tfw have no purpose in life and found out the cold hard truth
>money is an empty feel
>>72086927
>>72086927
45 $ an hour is considered high in the US? Topkek.
>>72083599
Cool.
I get to shitpost from work also. And sit. It's awesome soaking up all this privilege.
>24
>still live with my parents
>no job
>found a lump on my testicle the other week, have to wait two weeks to schedule a doctor appointment because he's on vacation
living the dream...
>>72094879
Such is life in Ameripoor...
Feel the Bern, m8
>>72094879
yikes scary shit man.
>>72083482
>been blocked from posting by janitors over 2 hours ago
>mods are taking their sweet ass time to ban me
Fucking REEE
>>72083482
used to do this but i came to like /pol/ too much
now i concentrate on shitting up /mu/
>>72088336
i'm impressed. i've been here six years and i thought i was an ancient.
>>72094956
sad thing is not even trolling
living in a small town is fucking terrible. Most of the people I know still live with their parents, and they're in their 30s with fucking kids and shit.
>be NEET
>wake up
>shitpost on /pol/ and /sp/
>watch sports/TV
>exercise
>eat and shower
>shitpost on /pol/ and /sp/ more
>watch sports in the evening and/or Trump rallies
>shitpost more
>fap
>sleep
Rinse and repeat. The past 4 months for me. Feels good lads.
>>72095131
>watching sports
Kill yourself faggot.
>>72095174
Sports are a great distraction from the drudgery of my boring life
Plus /sp/ has some quality memes
>>72083947
/pol/ has been very boring lately. Hopefully tomorrow the tornadoes will be a happening.
>>72086927
I have seriously woken up, my gf starts jacking me off, and I say hang on let me just check the news on /pol/ real quick and then I forget about her and sit here shitposting for hours
>>72095372
Watch anime or some shit like any good NEET,jesus christ,sports are boring as fuck to watch,the only one somewhat tolerable is mma when they're not humping eachother on the ground.
So how long is the ban for violating global rule 1?The mods sure as hell are taking their sweet time.
>>72095701
Oh shit. Are you a pedo? Is that why you are going to be banned?
>wake up
>shitpost on /tv/ all day
feels good tbphwyfamalams. i was made for this.
>>72095097
how small a town?
>>72095974
Nah just posted this pic,janitors are fucking retarded and they don't know their own laws.
>>72095575
>watching anime
Anime is boring as fuck and completely uninteresting to me. To each NEET their own, though, I don't judge.
In before
>he posts on 4kuck
>he doesn't watch anime
>>72095575
here's to guessing sports guy gets laid and you don't. topkek m8
>>72096391
He's a NEET you fucking retard.
>>72090778
there are functioning alcoholics who even go to work and have a family and community life.
