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TRUMP GENERAL - NEW REPUBLICAN PARTY EDITION
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POLLS OPEN AT 7AM LOCAL TIME. REMEMBER TO GO VOTE!

PENNSYLVANIA VOTERS, WHEN YOU GO VOTE:
>On the Ballot, first you vote Trump
>THEN you must choose 3 delegates in your District
>THESE are the ONLY Pro-Trump Delegates
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/pennsylvania <----PRINT THE SHEET ON THIS PAGE OUT IF NEEDED
FIND YOUR DISTRICT HERE
http://www.house.gov/representatives/find/

VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES:
OREGON- 4/26
NEW MEXICO- 5/10
WA- 5/16 in-person
NJ- 5/17
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA- 5/23

>DELEGATES Wonderful Donald: 845/ UNHOLY ALLIANCE (Cruzich): 707 (559 & 148)
GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0

http://trumpgeneral.com
http://www.rallyfortrump.com/
http://www.stopthesteal.org
http://www.cafortrump.com

UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/

RALLIES/TH
>Rally Wilkes-Barre, PA 4/25/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGiVMhr4uFQ
>Rally West Chester, PA 4/25/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2PicL4wPCM
>Rally Warwick, RI 4/25/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lwZqzb5zHU

INTERVIEWS
>Trump & Eric on Hannity 4/25/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTnIX9PAoRo
>Don, Jr. on SOTU 4/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wkxb3P1WYI

ENTERTAINMENT
>Rato BTFO by Red Eye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GTt1VkuOfU
>Trump does Impression of Hillary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4Ynr7crA4I
>Donald Trump (Black Version) (Written by Prince)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkBs2tw89dk
>YCSTT Vol. XXIII
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjmHBwY1bAg

Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
https://mega.nz/#F!ScYQybBC!tV2EHJPyBcFT2P-j5pZAGg
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THIS IS AWOOOOOVMENT
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AWOO
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Movement?...
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beating awoo?
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>DELEGATE COPYPASTA

Reminder that Trump only needs roughly 391 (52%) of the remaining 752 Republican delegates available in the upcoming primaries or pledged at the RNC.

>LISTS OF STATES BY DELEGATE AWARDING PROCESS

>WINNER TAKE ALL
New Jersey (51) [Trump +28]
Nebraska (36)
South Dakota (29)
Montana (27)
Delaware (16) [Trump +37]

>WINNER TAKE ALL @ DISTRICT AND STATE
California (172) [Trump +27] - 159 District. 10 State
Indiana (57) [Trump +5] - 27 District. 27 State.
Maryland (38) [Trump +14] - 24 District. 11 State.

>PROPORTIONAL
Oregon (28)
New Mexico (24)
Rhode Island (19) [Trump +36] - 6 District. 10 State.

>SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE STATES
Washington (44) - 30 District WTA50%. 11 State Proportional.
Connecticut (28) [Trump +34] - 15 District WTA. 10 State WTA50%

>SHITTY STATES THAT HATE DEMOCRACY
Pennsylvania (71) [Trump +26] - 54 Elected Unbound. WTA 14 State.
West Virginia (34) - 31 Pick Preferred

Trump can easily win. Dont let retarded libcucks or establishment fags tell you otherwise.

#MAGA

**"WTA" - Winner Takes All, "WTA50%" - Winner Takes All if candidate earns 50% of vote, "Proportional" - Delegates awarded based on percentage of vote earned by each candidate, "Unbound Delegate" - Not required to pledge their first vote at RNC, Each proportional state has a threshold of % of votes to be considered eligible for delegates. Each state also automatically gives 3 RNC delegates from state total to the winner of each state (unless otherwise noted).**
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somebody post MAGA feel guy
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You're fast as fuck m80
Was just about to ask if Trumpeter's online and you already posted New Thread
kek
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FIVE STATE WIN
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MAGA
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Do any of you guys know a good Photoshop tutorial? I wanna try shooping, but I'm an amateur plebe and can't figure it out.
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>>72078752
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MAGA
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>>72078719
>>72078723
>>72078732
Fuck
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AWOOOVEMENT
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>>72078793
What exactly do you want to shoop? Like heads on other bodies and shit?
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>>72078734
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>>72078805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b21TgQAAKjU
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IT IS NOW OFFICIALLY APRIL 26th!

24 HOURS REMAINING!
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i dont understand anime
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Still have to do that fucking 500 word essay now due in 6 hours REEEEEEEE! YOU FUCKING SHITTY ASS JANITORS!

Also, how would y'all niggas feel about a Rubio VP? I think he isn't a bad guy as much as ted or kasich, hoping for a webb ticket but he could unite the party in the case the don doesn't get 1237 or he helps get the neo con votes.
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>>72078845
I wanna start with MAGA hats and eventually get to more complex stuff.
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>>72078898
I don't either, but it makes my dick tingle.
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Kike shapiro on the kelly file

http://vaughnlive.tv/newzviewz

Going to shit on emperor
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is this the VERY FIRST trump thread? seems to be the earliest one on the day trump announced 06/16/15.

http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/46566312/#46566312

this thread is kind of historic i think
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>Its called collusion, folks!
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>>72078876
20 hours.

Polls close at 8:00PM EDT
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>>72078637
HELP ME WHICH MAGA HAT DO I BUY?

RED:
>classic, iconic, bold color, american color

CAMO:
>each one unique?, dat orange type, support Trump innawoods,

HELP

WHAT ARE THE HAT TIERS?
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>>72078876
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LOL MEGYN KELLY

>pundit says Trump and Christie "shoved Rubio in a locker" in new hampshire
>Megyn: well he was little so it was easy.

Welcome back Megyn
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>>72078959
They're all equal.
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>>72078912
>going to school
>tumblr
>REEEE
>ya'll niggas
>Rubio VP
>hoping for Webb ticket
>the don
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MAGA
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>>72078932
No, there's one that was the very first, let me find it.
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>>72078997
Rekt
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>>72078976
kek'd
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>>72078997
Nothing a good visit to the emperor can solve.
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>>72078959
White, like America ought to be.
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>>72078954

You know back in the day Trump wasnt a bad looking guy.

Man growing old is a bitch.
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>>72079014
Someone needs to put her in a Nazi uniform.
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IF YOU'RE READING THIS ERIC WE LOVE YOU! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!
IN THE LAST 24 HOURS
>Cruz and Kaisich announce they're teaming up
>Dan Scavino is the first line of attack and starts tweeting
>Trump gets on his twitter which is revered by many and starts attacking Cruz-Kaisich
>Around midnight EST Trump's campaign releases an official statement which is eloquently written and massacres Cruz and Kaisich

Morning

>Kaisich breaks this alliance, which isn't even 12 hours old, by telling Indiana they should still vote for him even though he was no longer campaigning there.
>Poll released that shows Hillary only 3 points ahead of Trump nationally
>Trump dubs him 41-0 Kaisich and makes fun of his food tour across America

Afternoon

>Cruz has announced he is considering Carly Fiorina as a VP
>Kaisich’s campaign has responded with a low energy tweet about Trump Steaks
>Poll released by USA today shows Trump ahead 16 points nationally among Republicans
>Fox announces that Megyn Kelly will do an hour long interview with Donald Trump on May 17th (Scott Adams was right again)

Tonight

>Author of American Psycho said he thinks Patrick Bateman would vote for Trump
>Colorado caucus may be a do over.
>Boulder County GOP chairwoman Peg Cage sent an email to other top Republican officials in Colorado, including to other party chairs, describing the errors in the process that led to “the perception of fraud.”
http://www.breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/04/25/colorado-3/
>Trump on Hannity at 10 p.m. EST
>>We learn Bobby Knight endorsement is incoming (gotta get those normies on board)
>>Eric Trump Refers to the Cruz-Kaisich alliance as the Little Boys Club
>>Lyin’ Ted does what he does best which is lie
>>Giuliani based as fuck
>Link for Donald and Eric interview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTnIX9PAoRo

Tomorrow

IGNORE THE POLLS! GET OUT AND VOTE! WE NEED A TKO TOMORROW!
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>>72078920
Download photolayers if you use android that's how I shop alot of my stuff.
Take these hats you'll need them.
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>>72078997
>Welcome back Megyn
It'll take a lot more than that to have me forgive that cunt.
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Pretty late but this proves I was right that the black Trump supporter got booed by Cruzbots at the Fox News TH yesterday.

https://youtu.be/Vh4Xl0iHDis?t=1h30m28s
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>>72078920
I can work on something rq to show you.
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Could this happen to Melania if Trump becomes President?
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>>72078898
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>>72078949
>What does that even mean?
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>>72078997
Pundit = Chris Stirewalt.
Grade A Premium Establishment Shill
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>>72079082
Wait until her interview with Trump next month

She's already back on the winning team, the interview will seal it
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>>72079077
>jpg

Why dont you convert it to png with a transparent layer to save people some effort.
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>>72079077
I'm on PC
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Who is Trump? Tower dude? And wtf up with that Sanders dude? Sounds like he's having a stroke. For reals, everyone sent me here for Trump info, saying you guys are legit on info?
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>>72078637
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>>72079109

Did you see what happened when Cruz used the picture of Melania?
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>>72078912
Rubio is mindbroken so what's the point?

>>72078898
It's the engine that powers the dramatic rise in global Gross Meme Output
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>>72079104
>To show me
How do you show me through a picture?
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>>72079131
was just about to post the same thing. Let's make sure she's really on the Trump Train and not merely pandering
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>>72078796
Here you go.
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IT'S FUCKING JUDGEMENT DAY FOR RATO BOYS
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>>72079160
MYGEN KELLY JUST REFRENCED TRUMP AS A LION
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>>72079109
>Beer Can Dan defiling Melania
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>HERMAN CAIN AND SHAPIRO ON KELLY FILE

What the fuck
Ben go home
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>>72079060
WHITE:
>desaturated, low energy, will look dirtier

Sad.
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>>72079124
>Does he even know what that means?
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>>72078959
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>>72079060
Whoah. Did Trump really sign your hat?
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>>72079066
shitposting Aussies.

The Don is the Grandfather you wish you had.
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>>72078932
Here you go. This is the fucking very first thread. Like the "first episode is up" thread from that other board.

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/46537428
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New Hibiki quality MAGA.
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>>72078959

I'm going to get the camo the one personally. Matches almost anything
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>>72079186
>Rubio is mindbroken so what's the point
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>>72078912

>500 word essay
>bad

I wish I was still in high school.
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>>72079232
Scribbled by his mighty hand, yes.
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Rate my garbage OC
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>>72079201
what if she is trying to sneak her way into gaining his trust and join his inner circle, then throw herself on him so we have another Lewinsky scandal on our hands, thus giving her "fame" and tarnishing our emperor's reputation beyond repair?

don't put it past a fucking woman to do this, i hope the god-king can stay safe
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>>72079241
thanks. these old threads are pretty funny to read
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>>72079233

Not denying that I'm just trying to figure out how the hell I'm gonna deal with being over 50. I dont have billions of dollars and a wife like Melania
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>>72079267
IT'S A MEME, YOU DIP
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>>72079214
Meh, Trump is cutting deals.

Why does Shapiro sound like a 30s comic book villain?

>"I told ya, see. Its all over for ya"
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>>72079277
I... I think I just came.
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>>72079151
>>72079160
Threw in two new hats. Sorry I don't use pc. Goodluck
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>>72079151

I made that extended template and the PNG is too large of a filesize to post directly.
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>>72079241
Does this mean "Can't Stump the Trump" was his first official meme?
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TFW karl rove comes up with the idea of Crusich/Kruz

TFW karl rove openly gloats about Trump not being able to run 3rd party if he waits until June

http://www.wsj.com/articles/trumps-emptiest-threat-1461193833

TFW karl rove single handedly prevents Trump from becoming GOP nominee
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Does anyone want a MAGA onto a character?
I'm somewhat bored.
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>>72078959
Red. Show it off. Camo later for private use and sexual innuendo posts on /k/
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrXCMpqqQx8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZerL7cp1pY

Let us look toward the future like we would a beautiful sunset on the beach.
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>>72078750
somebody please
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they still think they're fooling anyone
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>>72079177
Sure, what do you need to know?
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>>72079392
Yep. I wonder where that NJ anon is now?
>plot twist: it was Christie
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My gf loves trump
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>>72079082
Will this help?
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>>72079419

I have this one
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>>72078719
Will you please fucking stop
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>>72079398
hard mode.
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>>72079248
I just ordered a blue and white one

I want to get another but I'm stuck between the black/white and camo
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>>72079419
On it
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>>72079450
BUTT
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>>72079450

Was the bed comfy and did you buy it?
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>>72078637

Guys? Has anyone got an email like pic related?

I made a thread a little while ago but nobody answered.

Is it legit?
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>>72079014

yeesss
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>>72079241
Its like opening a time capsule
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>>72078750
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>>72079131
>>72079196

She would have to start that interview by taking a knee and kissing his ring for me to believe that.

Don't be fooled brothers she will try to screw over Mr. Trump during that interview.
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Is kikepiro laughing at his own jokes while everyone else sits in silence?
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>>72079450
>taking pic in the mattress store
Just window shopping eh?
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>>72079468
thank you brotha
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>>72079060
Does this make us friends?
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>Jim Webb won't be the vice president

why even live
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>>72079364
>those blurred and jagged edges
Don't use this one, folks.
>>72079398
is far better. Unless you want those comic style hats.
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>>72079398
can you do this gentleman please?
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>>72079197

THANKS!! <3
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>>72079124
chlomp*nomp*nop*chomp*
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>>72079241
>all those negative comments

Anons had no idea what was to come.
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>>72079077

Here have even more hats
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>>72079529
Could be phishing attempt. Never heard of a "digital delegate" before. No one's mentioned it. Trump hasn't mentioned it.

Better safe than sorry. Prob. not legit.
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Testing if i'm still unbanned, was able to get work on that essay 425 words left to go, in the words of the guac bowl merchant...

"SLOW AND STEADY BABY, SLOW AND STEADY!"
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>>72079448
Christie was running against Trump at the time, so I doubt it.
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>>72079608
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>>72079709
We didn't know he was redpilled yet!

Watch that one finnish flag be the same finnshill who still always shows up.
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>>72079398
black pls
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>mfw not studying for spelling test tomorrow and browsing trump memes instead
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>>72079529
Look at the full headers you dip. It might be spoofed.
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>>72079567
Not gonna happen. This is her shot at being the next Barbara Walters and she wont blow it. It may be a tough interview, but she'll kinda be forced to keep it fair. Big Fox is a different animal than FNC. Helluva lot more viewers to critique her.
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>>72079392
some canadian said it in the thread i posted too and people were saying shit like
>the birth of a great meme
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>>72079797
are you really avatar fagging with your dog?
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>>72079774
It's crazy. I mean we had no fucking idea that all this was going to happen. Anons just figured he'd be another cheap candidate.
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>>72079529
Report it to the campaign and ask them if it's legit.
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>>72078801
Swag as fuck.
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>>72079797
(You) have to be 18 to post on here
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>>72079797
>spelling test

Dammit that still got me
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>>72079816

Is there a date set for the interview?
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>>72079797
Go sit in your bathtub and do a few flash card rounds before your mom drives you in the morning.
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>>72079693
fucking PLEB tier pizza topping. What the fuck are those banana peppers? Absolutely disgusting.
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>>72079797
nice digits
I have my finals tomorrow and I'm shitposting here
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>>72078912
>tfw I have a 20 word essay about the Mexican Independence due by 2017.

se siente mal hombre
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>>72079386
upload it to google drive or mega and have them put it in the OP
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>>72079917
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>>72079896
May 17th (without checking)? Fairly soon.
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CALI BROS REPORT IN WITH DISTRICT

SAC COUNTY REPROSENTING
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>>72079931

Looks like just green peppers.
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>>72079241
Polandbro knew from the beginning.
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>>72079073
jesus what a crazy day
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>>72079797
>spelling test
MODS MODS MODS
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Cruz supporter reporting in. Unless him and Kaisch manage to pull out of district based magic in CT, MD, and RI its going to be ogre. Trump pretty much guaranteed 60 delegates for tomorrow and it feels like we will be lucky to hold him of to 100 delegates.
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>>72079969
Santa Barbara county here
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>>72079267
Fuck Hawkeye. He's such a little cuck prick. He'll literally be operating on some guy while making smart ass jokes and playing grab ass with the nurses, meanwhile the only thing he *ever* gets upset about is when a wounded enemy soldier comes to camp and he thinks it's their job to help him.
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When do the polls open and close? EST time please
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We're going to win
and win
and win
until we get tired of winning
and you will beg me
Oh Mr. Trump
can't we lose a little
and I'm going to say
no we can only keep winning.
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>>72079963

Thanks I remember when she groveled for his affection at trump tower for an interview but I didn't realize they set one up.
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I'm learning colors tomorrow and I'm freaking the fuck out because I might miss some of the results.
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>>72078912
Nah. As with Jeb, Trump pulled back the curtain on Rubio (with a brutal flanking from Christie). These other candidates don't have the sacks to tell other countries nicely to fuck off, we're looking out for #1 now.

At best, Rubio is a lackluster junior senator. At worst, he's a cucked shell of a man and Trump would have few advantages from wheeling him out on his gurney.

>Still have to do that fucking 500 word essay now due in 6 hours REEEEEEEE
Once you get out of high school, it's going to feel great. During free time, in the adult world, sometimes I just open up a text file and write and I've banged out 1000+ words without thinking. High school essays suck dongus and I'm pretty sure the teachers know it.
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>>72080029
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>>72079066
He's not a bad looking guy now. He's just old. All of the old women I know (65+) are fucking in love with him. It's that twinkle in his eye drives them fucking nuts
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>>72079073
So much for the Crusich Alliance. It didn't even last 24 hours.
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>>72079866
BUT THEN IT DID
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>>72079224
Trump wears a white hat when in a good mood, red when in a bad mood.

Learn your TrumpFacts
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>>72079969
HOLLYWOOD FAG HERE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aedxx6wZ_GE

Can Ted Cruz get any slimier
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>>72079896
>The interview will take place in New York, to air on an upcoming Fox special titled “Megyn Kelly Presents.” The big day is May 17 at 8 p.m. Fox News plans to air extended portions of their encounter the following day.
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>>72079554
Back when there will still butthurt libertarians on this board..
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>>72079073
EVERY FUCKING DAY ITS SOMETHING.

>yfw the Shitcago riots was only a month ago
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trump might reach 1000 delegates tomorrow

how exciting
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>>72079693
>that's not even his final form
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>>72079693
Ablaghlahblblrrr
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>>72080027
Looks like the time for prayin is over preacherman
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>>72079585
The whole "we broke him" bit wasn't a meme, anon.
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Havn't been paying attention much lately lads. Did Ted Cruz and John Kasich join forces? Anyone have a link to some literature or youtube on it?
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>>72080117
sup adam sandler
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I'm learning shapes tomorrow and i'm pissed I might miss the results :(((
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WHO'S FUCKING HYPE TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN TOMORROW?

>Captcha: select all the food
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>>72080148
The libertarians were at large because they opposed Obama. Now that Trump's here, they scattered like rats.
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>>72080078

Stop man my sides can't handle this wttff
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>>72080172
845 + 118 = 1000

nice math.
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>>72080134
In Rato's defnese, Kasich went on TV earlier and they asked him about the deal and in between massive mouthfuls of eggs he was like "Nah, people in Indiana should vote for me anyway, fuck the deal".

Not saying Rato wouldn't have done it anyway, but they're both slime.
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>>72080166
>mfw its almost may of 2016
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>>72080104
>most of the people at rallies are wearing red hats
>they are the Mantle of Anger that has settled on Trump's proud, square shoulders
>Trump rails and denounces the corrupt establishment to thunderous applause and charisma shining forth, illuminating the sea of red hats
What an incredible story this election cycle will make.
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>>72079608
>>72079060

Based, every /Trump/et needs a signature from the emperor.

>Tfw when you can feel the pressure of his marker while he writes on your object of choice
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>>72079917
>mfw I remember making and reading my own flash cards to practice for a spelling test in school.
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>>72080027
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>>72079073
The eloquence of your argument has led me to make a transition into a /cruzmissile/, which means that my vote will go towards Ted Cruz's campaign instead of Donald Trump's campaign. Cheers.
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>>72080290
The holy seismograph
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I really hope Trimp btfo Cruz and Kasich tomorrow

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!I TRUMP
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>>72079797

Dub Dub!
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>>72080253
We nationalist now.
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>>72080172
It fucking fires me up to know that in 24 hours, Trump will bury Romney's vote tally, and we still have months to go.

Goddamn that feels good. Fuck Romney and what he now means to these short-term memory establishment cucks.
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***NEW HIGH ENERGY OC***

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIrUWL9w-Jw

***NEW HIGH ENERGY OC***
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>>72079197
mine is better
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Isn't there a chance that Cruz and Kasich made an alliance to drive voters towards Trump? Or are they stupid enough to think their scheme would actually work?
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>>72079651
Trying to get the right color.
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>>72079398

All I use is mostly an iPad lately. Still getting used to applying just text lol.

Anybody know of a good app?

Also... How awesome was that making our Apple products in the US in tonight's last speech. Legit things Americans should be thinking about. Let's make our own toys again!
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>>72080139
>their encounter

Bwahahaha
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>>72078912
YOU THINK THAT'S BAD?
I HAVE A 1 WORD ESSAY DUE IN 5 MONTHS
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THIS
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>1 for 38 Kasich
God, his banter is off the charts.
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>>72079969
San Bernardino High Desert reporting.
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Anyone know what significant endorsement Trump is getting in Indiana?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNRRto7u2oc

THATS SOME REAL CRINGE RIGHT THERE OH BOY OOH JEEEEZ
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>>72080208

DONT LOOK BARRON CLOSE YOUR EYES
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>>72080263
I'm thinking Reince or some of the other GOP scumbags pushed them into the deal in the first place. They're both egomaniacs and they're both desperate. I hope to fuck Trump doesn't pick Kasich as his running mate ... Cruz is out naturally.
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>>72080375
WRITE
"LOO"
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>>72080288
Also in regards to the Guardian: paint it red, Donald!
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>>72080303
>mfw
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>>72080423
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>>72080332
Its better that way.
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>>72080354

Fuck yeah. Saved.
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>>72079969
Riverside County reporting in senpai
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>>72080413
I fucking love these Kaisach dumps.
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>>72080359
>Isn't there a chance that Cruz and Kasich made an alliance to drive voters towards Trump?

I was thinking this earlier. What if it goes a lot deeper than we think? Doesn't really explain why Trump was shitting so hard on Kasich though.
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>>72080424
AY YIGH YIGH
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>>72080458
Oh I'm not a libertarian. That was just an old meme reference.
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>>72080456
is there a big template for these Kasich food things like for the MAGA hat?
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COLLUDIN' KHASIC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIrUWL9w-Jw
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>>72079071

MAGA
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>>72080471

Anon,

The LAST thing you want is a Kasich dump after eating alllllllll that food.


So now, someone has to shoop the spagetti eating....

of him on a toilet.
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>>72080510
To be honest, I used to be back in '12-'14.
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>>72080540
Not in one big picture I don't think.
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>>72080441
kek'd
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LITTLE BITES
LITTLE BITES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqPp4z-Dm5w
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/r
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>>72080375
POO
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>>72080413
>>72080590
I can't breath holy fuck
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>>72080248
DISTRICT 11
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>>72080620
can you pls dump more?
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can I purchase MAGA gear in Australia?
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>>72079398
>>72079398
>>72079398
Der Fuhrer pls
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>>72080590
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>>72080602
Hitler should have won
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>>72080413
G-GOLLY! I THOUGHT THIS WAS ALL YOU CAN EAT!
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>>72080618
Understandable given Obongo's bullshit.
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>>72080657
Only saved one more I had to leave while they were being dumped.
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>>72079073
>Cruz has announced he is considering Carly Fiorina as a VP

fucking what? I don't believe that.
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>>72080423
Holy fuck, he's gone fucking unhinged.

Or he's just an asshole.
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>>72080345
SHOVING 'EM IN

>>72080359
>>72080472
I think we're onto something here. If they were serious about it they wouldn't have announced it, and Kasich would not have broken the terms so quickly. And Trump is either unaware of this plot, or he's a really good actor.
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>>72080425
Trump already knows Kasich is bad by attacking his job as governor
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>>72080626
You're one of my favorites.
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>>72080615
nice pun
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>>72080472
Cruz is too arrogant, he'd never bow to Trump unless the GOP makes him. I will say I don't think the GOP had anything to do with this, I can't believe they'd be this stupid to play their cards out in the open like this
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>>72080646
Thanks for the idea anon
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>>72079071
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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What kind of alliance between Trump/Cruz is Shapiro talking about? All I remember is Trump saying he doesn't attack people first, and warning Cruz during a debate not to attack him.
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>>72080698
thanks anon
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>>72080719
He's always been like that. Every time an interviewer goes confrontational he spergs the fuck out.
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>>72079651
I hope I got the color right.
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>>72078637
Image is wrong. The media should be pulling on a seperate rope attached to a pulley that's actually pulling trump, even though they think it's pulling the GOP
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>>72080695
Then Trump came along, and it's history since then.
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Alright the national review have been spamming my email with shit and I have no idea how to stop them, I didnt even subscribe to them or anything.
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>>72080655
checked and nice pham, I grew up in Northumberland County, currently living in Bucks County (district 8)

Can't wait to MAGA tomorrow
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