>What's happening?
Tomorrow, a major severe weather outbreak will take place across Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, and Nebraska. Violent tornadoes, large hail, and damaging winds are all anticipated tomorrow afternoon and evening. Emergency management teams and storm spotters are already in place across four states in anticipation of this significant weather event.
>Who's effected?
The Storm Prediction Center has placed nearly 500,000 square miles under risk for severe storms. The following cities are under a "significant risk" for tornadoes and violent storms: San Antonio, Austin, Dallas/Ft. Worth, Oklahoma City, Tulsa, Wichita, and Lincoln. Approximately 45,000,000 people are at risk.
>When is this happening?
The storms begin tomorrow afternoon around 2pm CDT (3pm EDT), and will last through the night.
>How can I stay up to date?
Here's a list of resources to keep you to date in real time:
DALLAS NWS: http://www.srh.noaa.gov/fwd/
OKLAHOMA CITY NWS: http://www.srh.noaa.gov/oun/
WICHITA NWS: http://www.weather.gov/ict/
LINCOLN NWS: http://www.weather.gov/oax/
STORM PREDICITON CENTER: http://spc.noaa.gov
LIVE STORM CHASER FEEDS: https://tvnweather.com/live
Most importantly, stay safe out there.
>>72072692
Time to get comfy /pol/
Post YFW if you're a Seattle SuperSonics fan
I live in ks city pls pray for me and my wife's kid
GOODBYE TOTO
Why don't they just build giant fans that blow the other way?
Is it so wrong to want to see a F5 tornado collide with a skyscraper?
Perdictions?
>>72072692
Nebraska here, where my /tornado valley/ niggas at?
Storm Prediction Center outlook (will be updated at 12AM PDT tonight)
>>72073070
GOD IS ANGRY AT THE PLAINSFOLK FOR FRACKING HIS SHIT UP.
Chicago's tornado siren is spooky https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnkMSmLc6mM
How is this politics?
>>72072692
Remember: don't move to Denver after nature shrecks your ass.
>Texas, Oklahoma, and Kansas fucked over Trump
>Texas, Oklahoma, and Kansas are getting fucked tomorrow
>>72072692
>Who's effected?
>Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, and Nebraska
Meh. That's what they get for voting Cruz barring Nebraska.
>>72073250
Feminists/Nu males/Transgenders/Blacks/Hispanics may die, /pol/ is all about that.
Please happen please happen please happen please happen please happen please happen please happen please happen please happen please happen please happen please happen
fuck this hail already had one car totaled from this shit and just bought a new one at least itll be in a parking garage this time
>>72073250
>Debate and discussion related to politics and current events is welcome.
This is a current event.
Well good, I hope all the Cruz supporters over there fucking die.
>>72073315
Denver is safe haven when the floods come you stupid faggot highest city in the world
It's tornado season in the south already? Still too cold up north.
>>72072692
OH FUCK IM DEAD CENTER IN THIS SHIT MY MAN IM GONNNA GET FUCKED BY A TWISTER
>>72073571
Just live in your basement for the next 36 hours, dude.
>>72073070
its shaped like Africa
WE WUZ WEATHER N SHEIT
>>72072692
WEATHER MACHINES
>>72073680
I don't have a basement..
>>72073856
start digging
>>72073856
>>72072974
not much would happen I think
plenty of skyscrapers endure F5 hurricanes,
those winds are persistent and can last hours, while being just as strong
a tornado would most likely lose speed hitting a tall enough building, they only really form in open spaces where the wind has nothing to stop it
Okc reporting, pray for the chillins boios
hello earthquake fags, i have missed you all
>>72073070
>>72073116
>moderate
>45%
mfw happening threads get worse and worse each week
>>72072692
Austrailian shitposter moves to Dallas
Shitposting resumes
>>72074079
Uhhh the Storm Prediction Center rarely goes that high. If you'll notice, that black film indicates that shit's going down.
Still, to be fair, fuck off.
>>72072692
RIP Houston?
>>72073070
>mfw in the red zone
>>72074222
the worst of it will be north of Texas
2.5 long mile metor is supposed to hit tomorrow, could be a double happening
>>72073216
They do that so people won't just ignore it like all the other sirens.
>>72072692
>Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, and Nebraska
I don't bat an eye when the Lord decides to smite those faggots.
It's His will that they suffer.
>>72074344
wut
>>72074344
how much longer is a long mile compared to a mile?
>>72072692
Read the title as "Toronto Happening Thread" and got my hopes up that it had been destroyed along with all of its inhabitants.
Oh well...
>>72074492
its 2.5 miles long is how big it is.
>>72073371
I voted for Trump, lots of Texans love him... Lord Kek pls no
>>72073250
t. proud and loud newfag
>>72072692
Oof, I can't wait. Tornadoes are my favorite.
>>72072692
I have accepted my fate. We deserve it for choosing Cruz.
>>72074538
>>72074344
source or shut the fuck up.
Here's some of my favorite tornado footage. Get hype.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ohIVzIZLuQ
>>72073680
You'd get trapped by debris then drown when it floods.
>>72074069
>MFW Sailboats
godamit houston better not re-flood FUCK
mfw when comfy in Collin county
>>72074030
tornadoes are stronger than hurricanes senpai
>>72074706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7X3fyId2U0
>>72074706
Man, I am subbed to so many storm chasers channels. FUGGIN HYPED.
>>72074798
Last time i got comfy in Collin
>>72074030
The scales are the same. Cat 5 hurricanes are wind speeds above 157mph. F5 tornado are speeds above 260mph
>>72074831
Most beautiful thing on earth.
>>72074701
here you go
>>72074893
Scales are not the same*
>>72074344
So the world might end tomorrow? neat.
north of OKC reporting in. ill take lots of pictures of the happening tomorrow
>>72075040
Stay safe, man. OKC has terrible luck with these things.
>>72072821
Jesus what is this 3 headed cuck beast?
>>72074938
>52 lunar diameters away
Good job, anon.
>>72075152
>http://beforeitsnews.com/prophecy/2015/04/breaking-new-release-confirmed-2-5-mile-wide-comet-headed-toward-earth-with-chilling-hellish-mystery-sounds-and-screams-listen-for-yourself-2015-will-change-the-world-forever-shocking-videos-2468768.html
Article is from April 27, 2015. It's one thing to overlook the year but this article would've been dated 2 days in the future if it was from 2016. Come on man.
>>72074030
Tornadoes come from the mesocyclone inside a Supercell storm. This rotating inner structure of the storm is much higher than any sky scraper.
Maybe it's time you read about something before you post.
>>72072692
If I get blessed numbers there will be a 2 mile wide tornado, with sustained winds of 350 mph
>>72075119
For sure, its going to be an interesting evening
>>72074938
Thats going to pass 12080651 miles from us dude.
>>72072821
Hahaha you Seattle cucks are the worst sore losers. Oh and the Oklahoma City Thunder are moving on. Faggot.
>>72075423
>>72074831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1URK9rnCSTw
>>72074865
was that from the storm like two weeks ago? I ran out to my car just as those things started coming down , barely made it
>>72073216
The only thing that's missing is a fucking UFO. That's creepy as fuck.
>>72075750
yep, 4 totaled cars and blew through the roof the decking and everything. it was baseball sized where i was
Fuck man bad weather is the only thing that really scares the shit out of me. This is really late in the year to be dealing with this bullshit again.
Stay safe everyone
Will any be large enough to cause a Katrina like societal break down?
First chimpout 2016?
Montanan here, it looks like I'll be okay as per usual. Only getting rain and maybe some snow. Stay safe bros.
>>72072692
I'm in Lincoln. Wish me luck.
>>72075905
>Katrina like societal break down?
Oh yesss. good live streams.
>>72072852
Underrated post
>>72074938
Let us know if its 0.005au or less
>>72073250
Fuck you newfag
>>72073415
My check was 4.5k from the insurance, but I haven't taken my car to the shop yet.
I don't really car if it beats my car up again, most of the panels are probably going to be replaced.
God damn insurance premium shot up almost 70 dollars a month, though.
https://www.google.com.mx/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjWsZrnravMAhXkuIMKHYHaD9UQjRwIBw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.susanaromeroweb.com%2F%3Fp%3D1467%26lang%3Den&psig=AFQjCNHnfTCXZiP5GRM9bDWd8ELfo0gb3A&ust=1461727569517971
>>72074069
WE WUZ TONAHDOS N SHEEEIT
>>72076004
But seriously how fucked am I?
>>72076431
got 10.8k off the car no raise in rates or anything though
how fukd am i going to be boiz? should i get some weather insurance on my car real fast?
Here we go boys it's going to be a hell of a season.
>>72076556
Im in lincoln too
On the outskirts of town around 84th Im fucked.
>>72076944
I wish I had rental coverage last time I know that.
500$ for a week
>>72076944
chances of getting really bad hail is low but you should always be prepared.
>>72076480
Typical spring afternoon in North Texas.
>>72077073
Same here friend.
Hopefully Kek will save us.
>>72077443
better ride it out together guys. One of you must have a storm shelter.
>>72077517
I have a basement. Is that good enough?
Post em
>>72073070
Im right in t he cumberland valley of PA we had a funnel cloud last year so I'm spooked. My residence hall doesn't even have a basement.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kpCutgTdAQ
yep. If its a concrete basement otherwise wear a helmet or something.
Fucking Texas weather. Literally always changing on a dime.
>>72077645
Yeah senpai, you need to take in the other anons without. Warm up some hot pockets before hand and you have yourself a party.
>>72077770
I'm 99% sure it's concrete.
HAPPENING CANCELLED
http://stormtrack.org/community/threads/2016-04-26-event-tx-ok-ks.29104/page-3
>>72073070
>mfw ohio
I love this state.
i thought this was the earthquake general for a second.
>>72077857
disaster brings people together
>>72077923
I meant concrete walls not just foundation.
>>72074798
Mah nigga. Where you at?
>>72073070
>>72077665
so before I assume....
who here thinks who's gonna survive and who's not?
>>72077946
I used to live in Ohio, where you at?
Could any kind anon stream Twister?
>>72077974
that stopped a week ago matey.
>>72076556
Either not at all or entirely.
>>72078237
440 famalam.
>>72078314
I was 330
Some anons on this very thread are going to die soon and won't be here to stay /comfy/ with us in the upcoming threads.
>>72078547
and i might get strong heavy winds and not die at all.
>>72072955
Underrated.
Brilliant idea.
>be cornfucker
>get tornado'd
>>72078263
I will tomorrow, on periscope.
Because I am in Ft. Worth.
The happenings always happen on my days off, which is okay with me.
>>72078819
godspeed
>>72078819
DFW here, I barely missed the last F5 by a few miles. Gettin real comfy for tomorrow.
Trumpchester reporting in, clouds just rolled through, goodbye clear night sky for at least 6 months now, gonna miss it.
>>72079009
Last hail storm got 20k check, need more cash from storms.
>>72079009
Rowlett RIP
>>72078819
I meant the movie but that is cool too :)
>>72072692
I VOTED FOR TRUMP PLZ SPARE ME GOD EMPEROR
>tfw work for Oklahoma County Courthouse
>tfw the faggots will say "oh the weather is bad, you guys leave at 4:30 then :)" getting us all slammed in the middle of the storm in traffic because they are such Jews
Help.jpg
>>72079412
That's what happened with the Moore and El Reno tornadoes in 2013 - cars were sucked off the freeway.
I really like thunderstorms. They're my favourite kind of weather. We don't get very many in Ontario.
Do these tornado states have a lot of thunderstorms, some of which become tornados, or do they have as many storms as somewhere like Ontario, but they're super intense?
>>72079687
Tornado Alley gets a lot of intense storms and, you guessed it, tornadoes.
>>72072692
>>72072692
>>72072692
I have friends in Austin, Texas. How safe will Austin be? Its hill country so it should be Ok, right?
>>72079687
Kansas gets a lot of intense thunder storms but most come in spring/summer
>>72079822
Austin isn't going to be too bad tomorrow; they'll probably be spared from the worst of it.
>>72072821
>>72075265
>>72072692
I hope Kansas City gets wiped off the face of the earth
>>72072692
These retards have been cloud seeding for literally a week straight in Commiefornia, and now this happens.
Fucking kek.
I'm taking my fiancee and little brother-in-law to Kansas City tomorrow to meet up with her Grandfather for lunch. May Lord Kek watch over me. Rolling for Double Tornado Dubs.
>>72080237
im taking my wife's son to lunch tomorrow wish me luck
>>72073070
>>72080306
Abandon him in the ballpit at McDonalds.
>>72073070
I'm just in that.
>>72072955
They do anon
>>72080450
>inb4 morbo
>>72080306
you poor bastard
>>72072692
My parents live outside of Austin, should I be worried about them? Doesn't seem like it but I'm not familiar with the weather there.
>>72080560
>daily transfag cuckold nu male lesbian threads are fine but EQ threads are hated
fuck off m8 go back to /lgbt/
>>72080560
>7.8 in ecquador
> 7.4 in japan
>nothing
you have no patience, i wonder where Ecuador anon went.
>>72072692
nigger this is just called spring. fuck off.
>>72074196
it goes that high all the time.
>>72072955
And stop us from getting a happening?
>>72080887
When was the last time we were at Moderate, bordering on High? We've been at Enhanced a few times this spring.
With how my sleep schedule is ill probably wake up with shit hitting the fan.
>>72080684
I.....
Never thought about it until now. Even Jap posters have declined
>>72072692
Some of you guys are alright, don't go to tornado alley tomorrow.
>>72080988
ya, this spring, but it's been a super quiet spring.
>>72081122
Looks like tomorrow might change that.
>>72081122
it has been really mild so far
>>72073250
Politics and News
>Newwwwssss
>>72081188
well normally this kind of shit would have happened like three times already.
https://www.windyty.com/?pressure,2016-04-27-15,37.227,-102.746,5
>>72072692
I got hit last time with golf ball sized hail, my entire house was so loud I literally had to put on the earmuffs I use when I go shooting my rifle.
I'm not looking forward to this...
>>72081522
Godspeed, anon.
>>72079009
Nah hes probably wylie
>>72081514
>https://www.windyty.com/?pressure,2016-04-27-15,37.227,-102.746,5
cap
Tornado forming in Nebraska. Screen
>>72081113
You'll get banned for a month for using this meme
Great, I'm about to be hit by the Rotating Jew
I'm in Texas, and I was in a car when a tornado touched down right next to us, looped over a neighborhood, and hit us directly.
It was pretty spoopy by interesting at the same time. Thankfully it was a really weak tornado, ended up only pelting us with shingles.
Why do tornadoes NEVER hit on the weekend when I'm not working? Seriously what the fuck.
My car got pelted at work today.
Pic unrelated
>>72072955
I know this is a shitpost but you'd have to be able to have control of winds up to the stratosphere which is higher than mt Everest and about where airliners cruise
t. pilotfag
>>72083256
What is that job like anon? Stressful?
>>72079687
Oklahoma City here. We get both lots and bad. We also get lots of tornados. Once seems to get hit more than other cities. Quick tip... if the clouds get dense af, if they all seem to as one drop slowly to where they're nearly to the horizon, and if then the sky turns green get the fuck underground cause you gonna die.
Most of the time thunderstorms are pretty cool here. The lightning is cool as shit and the thunder is louder here than anywhere else along I35. Last storm though, one blast was scary louder than normal; way louder than normal's super loud. That shit reverberated for 60 seconds afterward, the sound I guess echoing back and forth from house to house.
I really for realsies totally shat my pants... I work outside.
>>72082946
I live in California, obviously not in tornado area, but I've noticed that the weather is usually nicer and more temperate on the weekend.
I legitimately believe there is a loose correlation between weather patterns and traffic. Highways create their own little wind tunnels which I believe helps stir up weather. When that drops significantly over the weekend I think everything kind of stagnates and makes for calmer and nicer weather.
>>72083459
You are only at risk for F5 tornadoes if you are stupid enough to live in Moore or Bridge Creek. God seems to hate those communities
>>72083525
It makes me sad because Moore is nice as fuck with literally no BAD part of town. It's white throughout and really clean, yet it always gets hit
>>72072692
>Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas and Nebraska
Good fucking riddance, nothing of value will be lost
Die you degenerate hicks, die
>>72081188
>>72083525
I live in Noble... soo... directly adjacent to Moore on the South
>>72072974
https://youtu.be/gnEffym-u2Y
Here's the aftermath of a F3 tornado that went straight through downtown ft worth
>>72083796
Calm down California.
>Continuing to live in a place where the clouds literally come down and rip your house off the ground
You honestly get whats coming to you at that point.
>>72083317
Well I should clarify, I'm on my way to becoming an air traffic controller, but my education includes 3 types of piloting ground school and I've gone flying in a 172 once before. Pilots have to be meteorologists and ATCs now have to be able to know everything pilots know (sans specifics on their specific planes).
Is piloting stressful? Yeah kinda. Flying airliners requires a fuck ton of knowledge and experience but the national airspace system is designed to keep pilots from having to bare a lot of the burden when it comes to flying. Takeoff and landing are the most critical phases of flight and that's where the technical knowledge comes in. At the same time, ATCs disallow planes from taking off in too hazardous conditions.
Being a controller is much more stressful than being a pilot though, by far. It's one of the most stressful jobs in existence. ATCs are responsible for every plane in their sector and at a moment's notice they have to know where each plane is, what it's doing, and be ready to accommodate any change that may arise. Each plane is only in their sector for about 15-30 minutes at a time so in a given couple of hours a controller might have controlled 50-80 different planes.
I'm waiting on my security clearance to get approved before I go to the FAA academy. I'm tentatively offered a job so I don't have any real world experience yet but my schooling required me to have close to 100 hours of simulation training and there were some ridiculously hard situations. Not only do you have to control planes safely but you have to do it legally and the NAS rule book is meticulous and dry, but at the same time you have to be able to recall every applicable entry in it or else your supervisor immediately relieves you of your shift and you get a penalty.
>>72084013
It's rare as fuck to die in a tornado despite them being common, and also the economy in this area is booming so you get good money.
>>72072692
>stay safe
Fuck you I'm gonna go get a piece of sheet metal and run around a trailer park
>>72084022
I wish you the best of luck dude. I've heard how hard it is to be a traffic controller, lack of sleep and tons of stress.
Glhf
should just nuke tornadoes desu
>>72084110
Get one of those really big kites and a harness
>>72083971
Actually new york
>>72084220
That was going to be my second guess.
>>72084013
Midwestern America "Royal We" time!
We keep the rent down where you live so show some grattitude.
We think people who are frightened in general of the storms are pussies.
We also grow your food...
I saw lightning in California today. Its pretty rare. I wonder what it must be like living somewhere that weather can kill you.
>>72084140
Thanks. It really is my passion. I work great under stress so I think I'd be a great asset. Some people literally just don't possess the mental fortitude to do it and I'm anxious to prove myself. Plus being able to tell pilots what to do makes your penis feel huge. Pilots get all of the glory in the mainstream media but it's really controllers who do most of the work on the day to day. We may not get all of the accolades that pilots get but at the end of the day both pilots and controllers know that pilots ask ATCs for permission and controllers allow or disallow it.
People who want to commit suicide: for the love of god, get a GoPro and put it on your head when you jump into the twister. You will literally be contributing to both science and the internet.
Oh and if your not killing yourself get a gun and be prepared for niggerisms.
I live in Manhattan, Kansas how fucked am I
>>72084400
>I saw lightning in California today. Its pretty rare. I wonder what it must be like living somewhere that weather can kill you.
Its not bad, just be pragmatic about severe weather and don't be a pussy.
>>72084400
It's still pretty comfy desu. At least there's no earthquakes here
Tulsa here.
Spring is always my favorite season. Every time a tornado blows through, I stand on my porch and look for it. It's almost a sport. I hope one takes out north Tulsa. Our last tornado nearly did, but it touched down just to the east.
Stay safe fellow Alleybros.
>>72084487
>At least there's no earthquakes here
There hasn't been a notable earthquake here since 1994.
>>72084400
Thunderstorms are maximum comfy.
>>72084175
I WILL DISCOVER A NEW TYPE OF HIGH ENERGY AND USE IT FOR TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN
On a more serious note when are these things expected to hit? I'm in the dark yellow zone and I'll be driving around tomorrow at 11:30pm for work.
>>72084487
Well that used to be true in Oklahoma.
Government was still able to cover our new earthquakes up for years like, "we always had earthquakes you peasants!".
>>72072692
First off: not happening.
Second: if it is thank god please release me.
>>72072692
>Tomorrow, a major severe weather outbreak will take place across Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, and Nebraska.
>Oklahoma
Well, God is pissed at Oklahoma for constantly allowing those Satanic Black Masses to occur. Not sure what Texas, Kansas, and Nebraska have done to incur the wrath of God. But all those States have Target stores, and Target is allowing men to use women's bathrooms and women to use men's bathrooms.
>Laughing as midwest is about to get fucked by weather
>Remember I live in Florida
>>72084540
Tulsa's main problem is niggers and meth. Tornados are a secondary issue.
>mfw middle of OKC
I die a Trump supporter fuck this state.
>>72084641
Probably around 3-5pm. Prepare for a rainy drive, though.
>>72084641
10 in Texas. 12 in OKC. I'd add an hour for every stare northward, but the clouds were really booking today.
>>72084791
Black masses? I live in OK and haven't heard of this
Southeast Kansas here. I hope a tornado fucking wipes out coffeyville and parsons. The entire state would improve and the black demographic would drop drastically.
>>72084949
Major oilrefinery in Coffeyville. Good work to be had there. The locals email complete idiots though.
>scared shitless of bad weather and tornados
>tfw living north of DFW
Time to fucking die.
>>72083464
thats the dumbest theory ive ever heard. there are 5/7 chances tornadoes will hit on the weekdays, that's why it seems they hardly hit on weekends.
>>72084913
Here was one in September 2014:
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/09/22/dozens-attend-satanic-black-mass-in-oklahoma-city-hundreds-protest-outside.html
And here is one they are planning for August 2016. Only a little over 100k have signed the petition to stop it.
http://www.tfpstudentaction.org/stop-black-mass-oklahoma-city.html
Who DFW here?
Mansfield reporting in.
Rolla, MO here
gonna be comfy af tomorrow
Oklahoma pre-emptively banned sharia law. We're now protected from the Liberal Jew Lies.
>>72085065
Well there's the railroad there too. Still a shithole of a town Though. Rampant fucking niggers everywhere.
>>72084818
Could be worse I guess. Also an unrelated tornado story
>be me at 18
>working at A&W burgers to get money for school
>one day we get a storm system like this
>tornado sirens go off, customers clear out pretty quick
>manager says everyone has to get in the meat freezer
>we're all there just chilling (lol)
>our headsets beep indicating someone is coming through the drive through
>everyone's like wtf we can hear the sirens over the speaker
>guy starts rattling off an order for a couple of burgers and shit
>tell him we're not taking orders right now
>acts all indignant
>threatens to call corporate
>manager says please come again and tells us not to talk to him.
>tells me to go lock the door so he can't come in
>go into lobby
>pitch black outside at like 3pm
>lightning everywhere, looks metal as fuck
>I lock the door and see an enormous fat fuck flip me the bird as he drives away
>think that just because you're too fat for a tornado to pick you up is no reason to be rude to others
Tomorrow could be the first high risk day since they changed the ratings in 2014.
>Not happening
lol
>>72085266
>Defy the Jews
>Get rekt by tornadoes
hmmm
>>72073519
Are you fucking retarded? The capital of Bolivia is the highest city in the world.
>>72085175
Collin county reporting in.
>>72085304
>retaliation for voting Cruz
>>72085297
>>72084791
>Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, and Nebraska
>not sure what they did to incur the wrath of god
OH FUCK IT'S CRUZ GOD IS MAD AT CRUZ
>>72085377
our areas always get fucked during storms. why cant dallas be cleansed and not north and south of that shithole?
>>72085304
The last huge storm was in 2013 that plowed through Moore, OK and wiped out thousands of homes and businesses. Lots of people got killed too.
>>72084460
>I live in Manhattan, Kansas how fucked am I
Go fly a kite.
>>72085490
If houses were built like continental European homes or buildings, nothing would get destroyed.
>>72085074
I'm in the Dfw area.
A good old fashioned STORM WATCH? time to get comfy.
>>72085562
To some degree, but an F4/F5 is pretty much impossible to build for unless you make a building like a bomb storage bunker.
Moore lost its entire hospital due to the Tornado. Its being rebuilt as we speak.
>>72072692
Okc here, dont come to school tomorrow
>>72085562
You retarded? The Moore tornado didn't discriminate based on wood or stone. It fucked everything up no matter what it was made of.
>>72085490
Which is exactly why people need to take this kind of shit seriously.
I think there could be a big tornado happening in north central Kansas/south central Nebraska.
>>72072692
Living in West Virginia is only beneficial when severe weather/natural disasters are going on. We never get any of that shit
>>72085489
Maybe this time we'll get lucky, it fucking sucks that every time a tornado is in the Dallas area it dies prematurely.
>>72072692
you forgot Missouri OP
we are at a torcon 4 with kansas
>>72085562
Don't be an idiot, tornados are called the hand of God for a reason
>>72085777
it would be pretty neat to see a dindu type katrina situation in south dallas tbqhfam
i summon u dragon
rawr
>what is ur wish?
i wish for the biggest tornado ever
>ur wish is granted
>the dragen balls go away
shit yeah mofo we gonna see a tornado tomoro
>>72085718
I have my underground shelter in my home, in the face of an F5 tornado its the only way to actually survive one.
The one in 2013 was one of the biggest in recorded history, 2.5 miles wide.