What do you think of my graph /pol/?
I consider myself a rather objective fellow.
>>72031006
I think Russian should be in the top right corner honestly
>>72031006
>polish
>left side
In terms of women, you are a huge imbecile. In terms of men, may be accurate.
Oftentimes depends on who's speaking it, what dialect, and what inflection. On mobile or I'd post the video of Heidi Klum singing a lulaby in German, sounds truly beautiful
>>72031130
I understand Russian. It is very beautiful in it's own right, but it's mostly Serbo-Croatian with a lot of NJ and G.
>>72031130
litterally faggot
BRITS MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN GERMANS
>>72031177
We're talking about averages.
>>72031006
>italians not masculine
Have you seen their fucking body hair?
>>72031310
>>72031377
>being this stupid
>>72031377
Have you see them fighting?
>>72031006
>Italians and Polish are less manly and beautiful than greeks, anglos, Japanese and French
Bullshit
>>72031310
German is nice, but it's not very beautiful just because it's word+word=new word.
>>72031377
Yeah but their language is so homosexual that even Swedes don't partake in it's faggotry.
>>72031143
agree
>>72031539
The Swedish word for yes is literally making a dick sucking noise in some parts
>>72031517
Polish is an irritating language which sounds like other glorious Slavic languages, but raped a little bit.
And Italians are really fucking faggots.
>>72031006
I think it's fucking autistic, like you, OP.
I don't get it. Is this for women or languages?
If the first, it's completely wrong. If the second, it's also completely wrong.
>>72031446
oh sorry now i understand
and the graph is basicly ok
>>72031613
That's kind of hot actually.
>Croatian different place from Serbian
>98% same language
come on pham
>>72031143
>>72031310
>>72031566
You do realize we are talking about languages right?
>>72031733
>Mandarin is a group of people
>Italians less masculine than Japan
>Italians less beautiful than Japan
>>72031733
LANGUAGES
A.................E
N.................G
G.................A
U.................U
A.................G
G.................N
E..................A
SEGAUGNAL
>>72031871
If you understood the languages and the dialects you'd know what I'm talking about desu senpai.
Also...
>Spanish
>Less masculines than muslims and turks
Don't make me read you a History book, OP.
Just because Italians are romantic doesn't mean they're feminine.
Feminine countries are things like Sweden or the modern German nu male.
As for myself, I'd say I have a masculine persona and average looks.
>>72031006
why arent spanish and italian the same?
>>72032068
I do, I am from Montenegro.
Ijekavica is just a dialect,or does whole Croatia use ijekavica?
Also, dont tell me ikavski is nicer than Belgradian dialect.
>>72031006
We do get dat pussy wherever we go, yes
>>72031006
oh ....
>>>/int/
>>72032084
Italians and the Italian language are both incredibly fucking gay. Not even romantic. Fucking gay.
50 % of the people think this is about looks you should have mentioned in the OP what this is about
>>72032284
We get pussy everywhere except in Spain.
>>72032454
it's quite obviously about languages, this just goes to show how retarded /pol/ is
>obviously about languages
>MUH WOEMN ARE MOAR BEAUTIFUL
What a bunch of idiots.
>>72032230
In Croatia, you have Chaikavski, Shtokavski and Kajkavski. Then you have Ikavica, Ijekavica and Ekavica. Not even mentioning that every fucking village has it's own dialect and way of speaking.
Also, where would you place Finland
>>72031006
>German
>masculine
You wished.
If Uncle Dolf saw this mess today he'd kill himself twice
>>72032784
>>72031310
Why are Germans so fucking brain-dead, lads?
Were all the intelligent ones killed in the last War?
>>72031006
>russian
>french according to graph
>going to french uni
>>72032614
In der arsch.
>Arabic more beautiful than Italian
...
>>72031006
Italians should be in the top right box, since Italians are very muscular and their women are drop dead gorgeous.
Spaniards and eastern europoors can go fuck themselves.
Turkish is the single ugliest language I've ever heard
>>72031613
The Swedish word for penis is literally "kuk".
Look it up
>>72031006
German should be closer to the left. Also Italian and Spanish need to be closer together given their similarities.
>tfw you never have a french femenine qt
>>72032944
Italian immigrant detected.
>>72032957
Serbian immigrant detected.
>>72031613
åh, ååh
yeah thats true actually
>>72032984
No, that's cock
but.. what's the problem with that?
>>72031006
gotta split up the arabic buddy
gulfies should be at the far left
levantines should between english and greek
also turkish should be waaaaay more left
>>72031492
Do you know who rocky marciano is?
>>72033084
Nah m8, just a fan of baba
https://youtu.be/cRgi5d7XsgY
>>72033125
>Yes, my wife fucks other men!
>I have to give her freedoms
>Being a cuck is NOT a bad thing
>>72033264
Oh lol
In that case, cock would be closer to cuck
How is italian not a beautiful sounding language by the way? And german needs to be in the far left
>>72031006
Japanese more masculine then superMario?
>>72031006
Croatian and Serbian are closer together than Croatian and English. That is silly.
>>72033661
Yes. Have you never heard an Italian talking?
>Italian
>not beautiful
Kill yourself, slavshit.
>>72031006
>English
>not top right
>>72034046
>says the HUE
>>72032606
All this variation, croats speaking štokavian ekavica and yet somehow enough linguistic unity that somehow serbian is a different language even though it's no greater variation than Split or Istra dialect. It's almost as if there's a political rather than scientific motive for claiming they're separate languages.
>>72034172
Maybe american english
>>72031006
Italian sounds very nice you pineapple.
And I love how you made Croatian better than Serbian lmao.
Shitty opinions as a whole.
>>72034256
It's literally just that when you add it all up, Croatian is more beautiful. Because of the variation Serbian doesn't have.
Also Serbian sounds a lot less masculine to me. Sounds like fucking around all the time.
>>72031006
where is canada you shit stain
>>72034508
A
FUCKING
LEAF
>>72034177
You have some massive butthurt about Italy. There's no other answer. Nobody in their right mind would think Italian sounds worse than Arabic, German or Turkish.
>>72034456
Does Serbian not vary as much? They speak the same all over? I was amused to hear Montenegrins call their language 'Serbian'. Sounded quite different to me. I can understand Zagreb, Belgrade and Split but not Istra, Boduli or Montenegro. I can understand Bosnians as well but they make me laugh.
>>72032007
SAUSAGES
A..............E
U..............G
S..............A
A..............S
G..............U
E..............A
SEGASUAS
>>72034883
kek
>>72034811
Not that much. Serbian is pretty uniform.
>>72034776
Not really mayne. It's just that whenever I see a 210cm/120 kg Italian guy I piss my pants at how much of a pussy he sounds like. Also, Italian is literally degenerate latin.
>>72034883
mmmm sausages
>>72035101
>Also, Italian is literally degenerate latin.
It's the closest language to it, only the pronounce is a bit different, but some local dialects in Italy have the same pronounce.
>>72035293
Dude, we literally don't know what Latin sounds like.
You're full of shit.
Dutch with a Flemish accent is the most god tier spoken language
>>72035377
What? Of course we do. Classical Latin was preserved as a language in many places.
>>72031006
>Turks more beautiful than Germans.
>>72031006
southeast-slav languages sound as shit to be honest, not beautiful nor masculine
>>72031006
>Scotland isn't up there at the very top right.
You're missing data.
>>72035293
What I heard was that Castilian is closest to Latin as modern Italian is closer to the Florentine dialect than the Roman one.
>>72031006
How are spanish and italian on opposite sides when they're almost the same
Japanese is lovely
>>72034883
Fucking frogs can't stop thinking of dicks for even one thread.
>>72034883
BOMBINGS
O..............G
M..............N
B...............I
I................B
N..............M
G..............O
SGNIBMOB
>>72036519
Whoever said that is a dumbass. The Spanish language received influence from Arabic and the pronounce sounds nothing like it. Italian is the closest and French and Romanian are the farthest in terms of lexical similarity and pronounce.
>>72036612
Because slavs are stupid.
>>72031006
Where do finns fit on this scale?
>>72036953
Mongolian isn't popular enough.
>>72032862
>kills all the jews in your society
>iq goes down massively
wew
>>72037370
>it happened
>>72037463
Catalonia deserves freedom
>implying
>>72037583
I'm glad we agree
>thinks spanish flag means butthurt about catalonia
>not realising 7 out of the 46 million spanish citizens are catalan
>>72031006
See pic
rate this indigenous Dinaroid
>>72038060
10/10 desu senpai.
Hello bro Serb.
I am drunk.
Drink with me.
>>72031006
HungAryan is top right
>>72031006
I don't see how Polish can be that far down and to the left while the other Slavic languages are in one quadrant. Japanese should be on the beautiful side, but how masculine or feminine it sounds changes more than any other language depending on who is speaking it.
>>72032614
slighly down and far right
>>72031613
Do you mean the sharp inhale noise?
What about Dutch?
