Can anyone EVER match Dutch banter?
>Prominent Dutch comedian, Hans Teeuwen, makes a video about Erdogan being a terrible boy prostitute, refusing to give blowjobs in the brothel he visited
>Dutch journalist gets arrested in Turkey a week later for quoting her ARTICLE IN A DUTCH PAPER on her twitter, in which she criticizes Erdogan
>Other prominent Dutch comedian Theo Maassen writes a scathing letter, criticizing Hans Teeuwen, claiming that Erdogan does indeed give high quality, enthusiastic blowjobs.
>Dutch parliament is scrapping the law against insulting foreign heads of state
Meanwhile, in Germany, a prominent comedian as well as a fucking LEADER OF A NATIONAL POLITICAL PARTY have been sued. Meanwhile, in Germany, the government has given permission for the dictator Erdogan to prosecute.
Remain cucked my neighbours. REMAIN KEKED
SWAMP GERMANS BEST GERMANS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJj1jcAffCM
Theo Maassen said today (in a letter to a national paper) that Teeuwen has a small penis and Erdogan ís in fact quite adept at giving blowjobs.
http://www.volkskrant.nl/opinie/theo-maassen-reageert-op-hans-teeuwen-ik-heb-erdogan-leren-kennen-als-een-zeer-bedreven-pijper~a4288612/
#shotsfired
>>72008685
> german comedian under police protection
> dutch journalist rotting away in Turkish jail after gettng arrested in the middle of the night
BASED DUTCH SO UNKEKED ;D
>>72009166
Actually she's free again. Just stuck in Turkey for a week or two
>>72009308
>for a week or two
I admit that I didn't know that she was released again, but can't find any source saying more than "she must not leave Turkey", i.e. without stating a period. Got any sauce on the 1-2 weeks?
>>72009534
Think I saw the around 2 weeks sometime yesterday, but I might be mistaken.
>>72009534
I think that's how long she herself expects it to last.
Her house in Amsterdam was broken into last night, only a laptop was stolen. Spooky.
Here's a link for the Dutchfags:
http://www.bnr.nl/?service=player&type=fragment&articleId=2814715&audioId=2814712
'Dutch' Turks interviewed about this, most of them say they're happy about it and she deserved it. She's also a kankerhoer, apparently. One based Turk at the end says that most Turks living in the Netherlands are retards still living in the 1700's though, kek.
Moeten jullie niet werken?
>>72009966
Calvijn pls
>>72009783
Turks are finally showing their true colours.
fuck where can i read these brutal banters in english
>>72008685
Hup Holland Hup!
No hate
Germans are our friends
>>72010353
I really wouldnt give a single fuck if The Netherlands and Germany decide to be one country.
>>72010480
I would
Germany has to fix their own problems first
I will NEVER live under mutti
>>72010600
We share the same fucking problems.
>>72009995
Will the left finally wake up? (Obviously not, lol)
I really enjoyed reading all the tweets by leftists saying she was rightfully arrested seeing as insulting a head of state is a crime according to Dutch law. It seems that in their rush to show their multicultural heart they forgot that Dutch law doesn't apply in Turkey and Umar wasn't arrested by Dutch police. The fuckers smelled an opportunity to bash the Netherlands and they blindly went for it. Idiots.
Nee hoor grapje.
Klopt wel meeste Turken zij zo dom als het achtereind van een varken.
Zelfreflectie en satire komt niet voor in hun woordenboek.
>>72010480
Me too
>>72010600
when we both could throw all muselshits out i woulds strongly consider forming a new country with u my frankish brother.
>>72010752
Also bring the Flamish in and were good.
>>72010793
I dream about that day. I really like Germany, friendly people.
>>72008685
>Spanish Empire
>Picaresca
You´re welcome Neverlands.
>>72010793
>Frankish
FRISIAN REEEEEEEE
>>72010874
Do you remember that you guys got your butt kicked by Leiden?
>>72010950
Oh and 5-1
>>72010982
Really? Are you using football banter after losing a fucking world cup FINAL??
>>72011212
You are referring to the totally rigged finale?
>>72008685
What's up with all that painted niggers?
>>72010480
i dont want to live in the same country as merkel
Hans Teeuwen and Theo Maassen are the most based Dutch people alive. Kids listened to their shows 24/7 when we were in school, it was the funniest and most politically incorrect shit ever.
They alone are responsible for so much redpilling, I firmly believe it's one of the reason Dutch people aren't 100% SJW cucks yet.
>>72011313
They are the servants of a white male on a horse.
>>72011343
Don't worry, Merkel does not have to live.
>>72008685
Yes, We're currently the most cucked nation in Europe second to only Sweden, but don't forget that you Dutch deliberately flooded yourselves with boatloads of Niggers and drug-addicted degenerates decades before the whole refugee shit hit the fan.
>>72010982
Tell me the story about how you qualified for Euro Cup 2016 again?
Oh, you didn't? Well, that's just too bad.
OHNE HOLLAND FAHRN WIR ZUR EM!
>>72011418
a white male who is coincidentally also a Turk
>>72011508
>>72011343
I know you guys make some good Gin in Leiden.
>>72008685
>Dutch parliament is scrapping the law against insulting foreign heads of state
Feels good to know that my brothers are doing fine
Keep it up nether-bro
>>72011733
>mfw you have players looking like a fish
>>72010353
Yes hate. If Germany shows weakness it invites Turkey to cuck more and more countries. They're fucking shagging us all
>>72011508
Fourth position behind Czech rep. Iceland and turkish. With a Eurocup of 32 national teams. Only Neverlands can achieve the ultimate self-trolling performance.
>>72011508
Golden days of Dutch football are over. The last relics are about to retire and the new kids are all shite.
>tfw Netherlands will never get a WC in your lifetime
>>72011313
Based tulpen-negers.
Seriously though.. 10/10 nation, would uncuck for free.
>>72012119
The under 18 is good.
>>72011778
BOGGLY GERMAN EYES!
>>72012263
KNVB will fuck it up, don't worry bout that.
>>72011778
>>72012268
Eternal Teuton strikes again
I'd join in on the fun if it were anyone else, but I love my Dutchbros too much.
Stay awesome, guys <3
>>72013322
Fading into irrelevance together ;_;
>>72011494
The hell are you saying?
We have some pot smokers and migrants from our colonies?
Some of you guys like to throw that word "degenerate" at every little slight, but we actually have a working healthcare system ,unlike most parts of the planet including GB and the USA, which is actually capable of HELPING instead of IMPRISONING drug addicts.
Like every EU country we have criminals and problems with islam and refugees which are taxing our system to it's maximum capacity, but IF our cucked government will finally acknowledge the root of the problems we can and WILL sort this out.
If they will not I'm pretty sure the people will at last rise up and do it ourselves. the Dutch don't openly protest much against anything, but when it finally happens there will be a form of collectiveness and sense of nationalism even the nazis would envy.
Being Dutch is not about colour, it's about mentality. People are starting to see through the leftist bullshit and it's only a matter of time before all those who oppose that mentality will be dealt with.
>>72015018
This very much
Dormant nationalism is deeply rooted in our culture and we will act upon it
>>72015018
I remember the tension in the country after Fortuyn was killed. It's not going to be pretty once people here are fed up.
I love the Dutch, especially those who post here.
>>72011733
Blow a leaf at his knees and hes injured for 8 months.
But Arjen is hella based. Great footballer. Still, glass bones.
BUT still the greatest most likeable football madman you ever produced Mark van Bommeln.
That fucking psychopath.
>>72015229
Indeed
Those 3rd and 4th generation Turks and Moroccans that are starting to act up WILL be dealt with. Just like salafist muslims that refuse to assimilate, refugees that refuse to addapt to OUR standards and weak leadership that keeps pandering to forced EU.
Brexit first, the rest of the EU will follow.
the fire rises
>first time Merkel actually complied with the law
>hurr durr muh propaganda clown :(((
plebs are so braindead it hurts.
>>72017804
Laws can be changed for the benefit of YOUR OWN. she is simply handing over a German to the goddamn savage turks.
>m.muh law.
We are actually changing our law to prevent the same bullshit. Stay cucked Hans
>>72010480
This but we would have to get rid of the welfare system first or upon fusion.
>>72018806
No, fuck that, welfare system was great in the 90s, it was paradise here.
Bring that back, and make it whites-only. Problem solved.
>>72008685
Please give me pictures of hairy hot fat turkmen.
>>72015018
I think anon meant that muslim migration into the Netherlands has been pretty crazy for a long time.
>>72019393
Absolutely, a problem I do not deny. But like I said before, a problem that will be fix sooner or later.
Eyes are opening and certain groups in our society, who for years enjoyed all benefits of said society, are starting to act up against it. Something that will be fixed, I'm sure. Those idiots don't seem to understand they cannot win this. Just look at political shifts across the EU the last couple of months.
Even some Left wing politicians are slowly starting to see the problems at hand. something I could not have imagined last year.
>>72018874
Why not divert the money to something more productive like education and healthcare?
I mean welfare is nice but not helpful in the long run.
>>72009115
I don't know mountain Germans are pretty cool.
>>72008685
>Meanwhile, in Germany, a prominent comedian as well as a fucking LEADER OF A NATIONAL POLITICAL PARTY have been sued.
Are you aware that anyone and everyone can sue anyone on the basis of anything?
> Meanwhile, in Germany, the government has given permission for the dictator Erdogan to prosecute.
Erdogan doesn't prosecute. The state attorney does that. I love it when people have no idea how the legal system works.
Though the relevant law should've been removed from the books long ago.
>>72020058
Welfare is good for those who need it and ofcourse everyone should work to their abilities.
The leeches and lazy assholes should be filtered out and punished accordingly ofcourse.
>>72020274
>Though the relevant law should've been removed from the books long ago
That's exactly what it's about m8.
Although OP might be ignorant of the law or just chose the wrong words, I'm not arguing that
>>72020398
Its abused here pretty badly so it would at least have to reformed if you really want to save that wreckage.
>>72009115
I am a German migrated to swamp-land am cool now?
>>72020933
Yeah I am kinda jelly.
>>72008685
I must admit, you gouda eating, sock and sandal wearing people are pretty based.
>>72008685
It's a disgrace. Things like in Böhmermann's poem are standard satire and pretty much every politician has had sth written like this about him/her.
Another classic Merkel action ensues, when she should have said FUCK OFF.
Dutch people have this extremly friendly welcoming attitude towards everyone but DONT fuck with their way of life or their nation.
They are so crazy sleeper nationalistic you new continent people just cant comprehend.
>>72020884
Not only reformed but stricktly monitored too. Handing out free money is something that should be done wisely, lest the addict uses it to buy more drugs or the lazy scum cheats the docors again instead of investing it into his future.
But the system is slowly starting to crumble. One can hope it's for the better. Who says the corrupt gevernment official isn't taking his share too.
It's a delicate problem that needs a firm hand into keeping everyone in line. But who will be mentally strong enough to not break under the weight of that responsibility? Not our current leadership, that's for sure
>>72021416
I bet your grandfather has a few stories on that eh m8.
Mine is still looking for his bike and he swore to punch the basterd square in the face if he ever found him.
Well, I don't imagine him punching anymore, but his cane has a wide arc...
>>72010646
He will redeem our sins and throw out the infidels.
>>72021719
You know they will declare war on us if we try...
>>72022377
Sadly yes. Therefore the best way possible atm is to have a political party who agrees on all those terms. Cancer is fought by injecting chemical stuff into the body it is destroying...
>>72022362
Lol Geert Wilders is the biggest joke
>>72011508
we didn't qualify because robben was injured for 80% of the games.. feels bad man
>>72011508
A "German" international player
>>72022924
>geert Wilders is the biggest joke
How is he a joke? He has been at the top of Maurice De hold peilingen for months now and is the last truly based politician in this country
Voting anything else then PVV would be betraying not only this country but all of europe
>>72009995
>finally
They have never hidden them, it's just that the Dutch media have always hidden them for them. I was absolutely surprised to see our leftist state media naming the Turk on national television. It seems the roaches have finally gone too far.
>>72023972
Lol you trusting Maurice de Hond?
>>72023972
The PVV is a party full of criminals. And Geertje W only knows how to shout not how to give a good respond. And dumb people ofcourse think he is a great politician because he says what they feel.
>>72022924
Kys
>>72022924
t, mohammed
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2016/04/25/dutch-newspaper-publishes-cartoon-depicting-turkeys-erdogan-as-an-ape-crushing-free-speech/
Based toothpastians
>>72021416
This. It's like a smoldering campfire, bursting into flame only when fuel is added. On a regular family birthday for example, this can be very visible. The subject of conversation can be just the weather or anything, but mention a keyword like 'Fortuyn', 'Moroccan' or 'Wilders' and watch the mood go sour and angry. Last time, at my mother's birthday, my sort of redpilled aunt mentioned the refugee crisis and within seconds, people were angry and discussing various ways of removing them from the Netherlands. After a quarter hour, we were all watching my father's collection of meme videos satirising and criticising the current policies which he was very proud to be able to directly cast to his TV from his mobile and the subject was slowly changed to more trivial matters.
>>72008685
>LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!
>SEXUAL
>BLOWJOBSLELELELELLELELELEL
Dutch are terrible at banter, middle school tier.
Watch, i'll get a gun and i'll go to the turkroach embassy and show you faggots REAL banter, the banter that needs to be done.
You Deutschaboos should learn from the last superior germanic tribe!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwIz_Dl54dU
You are both giant cucks.
If you have to be proud that your government does not imprison one of your own just for making a joke, then the situation is already pretty dark.
bavaria splitting off from germany and going into mutual partnership with netherlands when?
when people think of germany they mean bavaria anyways. lederhosen, cars, beer, sausages and oktoberfest. all bavarian.
the rest of germany is like a third world country compared to bavaria anyways.
id partnership the shit out of the netherlands.
wed swap formulas for making the most efficient jew ovens and laugh at the rest of the world for loosing their cultures while we yodel all day.
>>72008685
Here is a song for germany but your country is so cucked this song would get you arrested if you play it germany
https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/mudshit-revolution
>>72025011
Go go go alberto!
ORANGE TRÄGT NUR DIE MÜLLABFUHR
>>72009308
Not a Turk, but I hope they jail her for life.
It will spark another riot, because this is kinda big news. And since they fused with Spits, Metro is complete trash
>>72010480
I would have agreed with you, up to 1 year ago
>>72025880
Never join Germany.
These kraut harvesting bastards are crazy, they will follow an idea till death, no matter if it costs them their advantage.
>>72025980
Don't you have a rape dungeon to manage you Schluchtenscheißer?
>>72025005
genuinedutchfamily.jpg
sounds familiar
>>72026030
Was there a platter for cheese and leversausage?
>>72026027
Not since 30 April 1945
>>72024292
Not really but I trust the alternatives even less.
>>72024507
>geertje doesn't know how to respond
Have you ever watched a debate? His responses are usually pretty based although he does start rambling and repeating when he can't think of a answer
>>72024507
Yes, politicians should only give carefully worded responses that have been proofread by their lobbyists first. How dare they say what they truly feel? I, for one, welcome the day robots begin to rule our lives.
>>72008685
Unrelated, but I have the oppurtunity to work in the Netherlands as an engineer and I'm really considering it, would I be viewed as a turkroach or rapefugee there? Also is 185cm manlet-tier there?
>>72026851
>Portugal
Depends
Where will you go
Eindhoven and randstad you should have no problems
>>72009166
Every Dutch with a brain hates that gutter tabloid blogger. She's not even a real journalist, she writes fucking columns for garbage newspapers.
I know several people that would crack a beer to the fact nothing of value was lost if that dumb bitch gets violently raped to death in a Turkish prison.
Erdogan seriously picked the wrong person to hold "hostage" for political reasons.
>>72026851
What kind of engineer? In the technology sector you do not have to worry. One of our office guys is Portuguese. He might be a socialist but hes an ok guy.
185cm is I think just above average here you'll be fine.
>>72010682
The leftists were saying that? Because honestly that's buttfucking retarded on every level. She's one of their own, and rather multicult herself.
>>72027442
Some were, including those dumb fuckers from DENK.
>>72011403
Where is their next generation?
>>72011442
Best news. Let's form BEDUNELUX.
>>72026124
ofcourse
>>72009115
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDYPCnw497k
Dutch people are clearly superior to German cucks.
>>72027825
>>72026124
forgot pic
Zo'n houten ding
>>72025980
>Never join Germany.
We aren't exactly asking you to join us. If you catch my drift.
>>72010480
The Netherlands, Austria and Germany united.
The removal of kebab would take new dimensions.
>>72011313
That's a tradition here. It's fun for kids
>>72010480
>implying this would be possible on Merkel
>implying the time for this glorious event is far from our grasp.
If they hang the traitorous whore, then yes; a hell no for now.
>>72008685
>mfw im a swamp german who migrated to the swampiest state in Aus
nothing really different
>>72015954
>indeed
>posting Ugi go autism unironically
Minderjarig gebust
>>72022924
t. D66 stemmende kankerflikker.
>>72028345
The same with the Three Kings here. Fortunately, SJWs are too dumb to know where my country is.
>>72028450
How is ausland?
Are there even jobs?
>>72028521
>>72028634
We only celebrate Three Kings with a cake with a hidden bean in it. The one who gets the piece with the bean can call himself the king for the rest of the day
>>72028634
IT'S ALBERTO
MEME MAGIC CONFIRMED FOR REAL
>Alliance of Austria, Germany and Netherlands
It could be so wonderful.
>>72028821
>>72028998
Netherlands gives us weed
Austria gives us a leader
We give you cars
>>72029080
sign me up
>>72028437
Who says we need to absorb netherlands into germany? Might as well absorb germany into netherlands under based Geert.
And then hang Merkel. And then smoke le weed because we dutch nao lmao.
>>72028998
Why did you crop the mudshit, that is fucking that poor thing, out from the pic?
And more importantly, why does it look like that the sheep(?) is enjoying while Achmed is filling it with his seed?
>>72010480
Yeah, me too.
>>72008685
Absolutely based.
>>72029080
>Keeping the Wunderwaffe to yourself
>>72029080
Hey we can give stuff too, a race war for instance
K A N K E R
>>72028701
I pretend im a south african and the jobs fly open
>>72020933
En nu mijn fiets terug
>>72027980
Krijg er verdomme honger van vrind.
>>72008685
YES WILLY SUPERIORITY
>>72027980
Looks good to me
WIE ROTTERDAM HIER
>>72029429
does that flag say "Casuals against terrorism"?
Someone post Habs Teeuwen. That vid OP is talking about is pretty genius. With translating for the subhumans that are with us.
>>72029989
yes
>>72010480
Dutch is far closer to English, anyways. You guys have had it out for each other since the 1300's, and the English have ties to you through the Glorious Revolution.
>>72030203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw2l_9ZYTa8
>go to youtube.nl
>type in the search bar: Hans Teeuwen subtitles
>???
>profit
>Dutch parliament is scrapping the law against insulting foreign heads of state
But we're doing the same thing?
>>72030228
wait what?
So what is all that about?
>I memed too much to take "casuals" serious
>law against insulting foreign heads of state
Is this for real?
Is this the kind of freedom and liberty our pidorashkas dream on antigovernmental channels?
>>72030436
It was a protest organized by hooligans on the 27th of March. They went full /pol/
>>72030436
also this happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZXNuqje_es
>>72030360
wow, that's fucking cringy.
But I respect him for this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryYETmi9lNA
>>72024507
Also Also!
>>72030595
>>72030546
alright, I'm okay with that.
If only our hooligans united against a common enemy instead of bashing each others heads in over football...
HOL' UP!
>arrest journalist
YOU BE SAYIN
>shoots down russian plane
WE DON'T HAVE FREEDOM AND SHEEIT?
Sup. Write me a letter, one word at a time,
>>72030965
wtf
>>72031298
Eye of a blind born person
>>72031274
WE WUZ PRAZZDUNTZ N SHEEEIT
>>72027888
This is fucking gold. If anyone needs a translation feel free to ask.
