Serbia has re-elected an EU-boo leader for PM, Aleksandar Vučić, who got around half of the vote.
Vučić called the snap election because he wants the people to give him a mandate for his EU-joining mission, which he now has.
The Socialists came second with 11%.
Anti-EU, Russia-boo nationalists, The Serbian Radical Party, lead by Vojislav Šešelj, who has in the past been prosecuted for war crimes, got around 7% of the vote, enough to get them into parliament.
So Serbia will now steam ahead to join the EU. What does that mean? Privatisation of state industries, mostly.
Serbia has a population of around 7,000,000 people. Unemployment is ~20% and the average monthly wage is ~€360.
http://www.euractiv.com/section/enlargement/news/pro-eu-vucic-set-for-landslide-in-serbian-snap-election/
Aah yes, the EU will ultimately solve all those issues
>>71993836
>Privatisation of state industries
Already done.
>Unemployment is ~20%
It's actually 17%. Montly wage is fucked up because employers pay minimal wages officially and then pay the difference in cash, to the employed. That's done so they pay less to the government in taxes and pay more to the worker. Although that's good for the worker short-term, long-term it's bad. Both for country and the worker (pension etc.).
It means receiving billions of Euro while giving nothing in return. I don't blame them though. Fuck German cucks.
>>71994053
Aah, no doubts about it, my good man,
>>71994106
It's actually 27%, 17% is Vucic's propaganda.
>Vuicic
I fucked this Serbian girl with that Name a couple of times. She collected animal Bones she found in the forest. Was wayyy too crazy.
>>71993836
>Serbia will now steam ahead to join the EU
>steam ahead to join the EU
>steam ahead
>Might join in 2035
Choo Choo!
Delet this.
>>71993836
Good for them.
Fuck your dumb cunts, Wouldn't you rather a country who hates muslims become richer and more powerful as oppose to cuck western nations?
One and only choice
>>71995471
>>71997238
Is Seselj in parliament now? Is he the only one of his party? Will it affect the country in any way?
>>71994106
Hah, enjoy taking in all those quota-ed refugees!
>>71997361
>Is Seselj in parliament now?
Yes he is.
>Is he the only one of his party?
Nope.
>Will it affect the country in any way?
Yes, there will be something to watch on TV
>>71997472
Geef je zus and don't worry we already shipped them your way :^)
Serbia will continue to be cucked by the EU.
>>71994106
>>Already done.
Article says you still have a bloated public sector.
>>71993836
>Aleksandar Vučić
Is this guy always into some conspiracy theories? He postponed a state visit or some stuff just a few months ago because he was afraid of somebody in his cabinet.
>>71997472
We are so poor that no refugee wants to live in Serbia.
No jobs, no benefits.
They all just pass thru our country and continue west.
>>71996323
>covering up your butthurt
RADULE
A
D
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>>71994106
>>71994162
It's actually over 34-35%
Nobody really knows, because they purposefully altered the way numbers are crunched
>>71997861
OVO
B
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>>71993836
> the average monthly wage is ~€360
Best laugh I had in quite some time. Some people get mistaken that the avarage salary is around 300 euros but you went way past that. It's around 220 euros. Or 260 euros top.
Can't wait to get cucked by EU. Might aswell move to Russia since I I'm half Russian and have relatives there.
>>71994053
Serbia is going to be the next Greece.
You Serbs are better off on your own, instead of joining the EU and taking in your 'fair share' of rapefugees.
>>71993836
They won't join the EU because Germany dislikes them for WW 1
>>71994555
ako vas ustaše ponovo ne prejebu kao i uvjek.
>>71998740
Germans are the ones who want us in the EU. They need some place where they can drop off the extra rapefugees they don't need.
>>71998711
None of us want Vucic, idk how the fuck he keeps winning. Dis democracy rigged mayne
>>71998851
>idk how the fuck he keeps winning.
>>71998711
Well, none of the refugees will stay even if they're taken.
Serbia will leech as much as they can off EU funds though. I keep telling my relatives to stop thinking so highly of the west but I guess they know better.
>>71998608
220 euros sounds way more accurate
>>71998851
he won because everyone else is equally shit or worse
>>71998851
People are joining his party for free shit like sandwhices and propaganda shit shirts and to get a job easier. Nobody I know from his party likes him, they do it for the personal gain. And one of my friends from his party said that he was made to vote for Vucic. He went offline afterwards so I don't know if they have to take a photo of them votim for him or someone of higher rank was with them in the booth.
>>71998977
They won because you can buy someone's vote with a sandwich in this shithole. That's why they always do better in rural than urban areas.
This might actually be good news.
No good can come of pro-Russian cuckoldry.
>>71999012
you're forgetting the fact that dead people are voting as well in our shithole but it really doesn't change the fact that everyone is equally shit or worse
>>71999031
I wonder who is behind this post?
U.S/EU/NATO = Causing white genocide.
U.S/EU/NATO puppet party coming into power = bad.
>>71999079
>>71999012
>>71999009
>>71998977
We need another dictator, that seems the only way we can function.
>>71999166
Of course you do, as do we all. Democracy is a sham, it's the system of the international jewish oligarchy.
>>71993836
All aboard the serbian cuck-train,
Serbia for the niggers and muszloid subhumans!
Serbia YES!
Almost every person over 65 voted SNS. Think about it, you turn on the Tv and have a choice: rts, pink, happy tv. It's all they watch and Vucic is brainwashing them with fairy; same with newspapers (informer, kurir)
>>71999218
I haven't been into politics until month or so ago but didn't Vucic fuck over their pensions? Why would they vote for him? Altho' they're probably brainwashed with "It's for better tomorrow." and "It's for your children and grandchildren." speeches. #voteforfuture
>>71999105
I remember you from a couple of days ago, friend. Hi!
>>71999009
Sounds like Gruevski to me. I swear this whole balkan is either demoralized cucks or opportunistic sociopaths. No wonder half the youth is immigrating abroad.
And there is not even a single word about election scam. As we here know A.Vucic and his gang has stolen around 10% of votes from various opposition parties. Whole night was used for post-electional engineering.
>>71999367
Senpai I spoke to a lot of them and they think its for our own good. They spout nonsense such as- oh I don't mind he'll use my pension to fix the country. They are febleminded and shouldn't be allowed to vote
What the fuck Serbs
>>71998851
Old people have no problem with Vucic. When I went to vote literally 90%+ people were older than 50.
So if you don't want him, vote and make your friends vote.
>>71993836
>wasting voter money on useless election
stupid serbs and stupid serb politicians
>>71999485
This
But basically there is no way of correcting the mistake, since they planned it from the beginning.
>>71993836
>average monthly wage is ~€360.
You probably meant minimal not average wage, didnt you?
>>71999875
You funny guy
>>71999485
>Whole night was used for post-electional engineering.
Doubt it. I legitimately believe we Serbs are retarded enough to give him 50%.
>>71999845
>>wasting voter money on useless election
>stupid serbs and stupid serb politicians
čuti tamo cigiću.
>>71999559
>>71999784
>>71999938
As discussed older people are brainwashed and since they're majority of our country it's no wonder Vučić won.
>>71999938
>SNS got 49.9%
>SPS got 11%
Kinda convenient isn't it?
I didn't meet anyone (ages between 25 and 45) who said they'd vote for SNS.
It was either DJB or DSS/SRS (because of the memes)
I legitimately think SNS got around 25-30% and the rest they just stole.
>>71999218
OBO
V
O
>>72000096
>ages between 25 and 45
And that's your problem. Half of our country is retired and they all vote Vucic. We probably ought to just euthanize people when they hit 65.
>holds snap elections to solidify power
>ends up with less power and 7 parties in the parliament
dumb vucic, top lel
>>72000179
We need to have free media once more. No debates, no election commercials no nothing. I mean fuck even Sloba was more democratic.
Okay my friend who is SNS for his own gain said that they had to vote in the partys office and everybody is staring at you while you're voting in the corner or where ever. Also they called him on his phone to ask if he voted. Damn bro.
>>71999875
No. He did not. And that number is still too high.
>>71993836
was kinda disgusted by the threads yesterday and the anti eu shilling by those spergs here
funny how some of you illusional qnts already dreamed about getting kosovo back yesterday
>implying kosovo was ever serbian clay
Serbros how did he win by such a landslide?
I was talking to some of you yesterday and no one liked him at all.
Does he pay the media for propaganda?
>>72000531
It's you again.
http://inserbia.info/today/2015/11/turkish-census-of-kosovo-in-1455-13000-serb-homes-only-46-albanian/
>>72000179
Lapot when?
But seriously, even older people voted against him, they just stole votes left and right.
DJB and SRS have above-census % with 5 and 7, right?
So, if Vucic could, he would have stopped them from passing the bar. But he couldn't have, because there were simply too many votes for them.
So they do the next logical thing, and just scrape off the rest of the votes they got to boost their own. This is Slobo-tier election fraud.
>>72000531
(You)
Also ,nice to see Serbs finally being reasonable and heading towards a brighter future
>>72000531
lol iberberid smallskull, soon Catalonia will say bye-bye.
>>72000602
>Does he pay the media for propaganda?
You'd been surprised how much. And he brainwashed older people to vote for him even tho' he fucked up their pensions with promises of better tomorrow and home for their children and grandchildren. And as old fucks they are they believed him, and since older people are wast majority of our country it's no surprise he won.
>>72000640
Also ,nice to see Serbs finally being reasonable and heading towards a brighter future
Oi Serbian, do you think the older generation are sticking to the status quo because they remember the horrors of the 90's and just want to, and the younger, more nationalistic generation are angry about Yugoslavia's break up/Kosovo leaving due to stories being past on and gradual Anti-NATO sentiment? Or is the youth split because of American soft power (pop culture)
>t. interested Aussie who knows very little about Serbia
>>72000602
He won because most people couldn't be bothered to go out and vote. Nobody here thinks voting will change anything so they don't bother.
The man is utter scum but everyone else is utter scum too. There were no good options. The best we could have hoped for is to elect someone who is a bit more cultured and doesn't censor criticism like he does. They would still steal as much as they could get away with...
>>71997861
6%
%
>>72000793
Meant to say oi Serbian mates, wasn't meant to come across as so forthright.
>>72000793
Also meant to say "And just want to live a peaceful life. Fuck I'm retarded.
>>72000793
>do you think the older generation are sticking to the status quo because they remember the horrors of the 90's
It's part that and part the fact old people here are massively fucking retarded. They swallow anything they hear hook, line and sinker. And the guy who won the elections has complete and total control over 90% of the media where he's able to spread his bullshit.
>>72000602
>Does he pay the media for propaganda?
Pretty much. His party used the most time for advertisement on all major TV stations.
>>72000693
>since older people are wast majority of our country it's no surprise he won
This is the actual sad part. Our demographics are fucked up.
>>72000793
M8.
There is only Vucic. Every time the news come on its 3/5 Vucic. Every talk show, every newspaper.
The retarded pensioners just gobble that shit up. They've been conditioned to. And so they jump off a cliff with a big toothless mindless smiles.
Vucic literally unconstitutionally lowered their pensions and they still vote for the fucker.
>>71993836
>Serbia will now steam ahead to join the EU
No she won't.
>>72001055
>she
>>71994555
Da nije to onaj srpski voz što piči 30 na sat?
>>72001055
>she
>>72001055
I fucking hope so. Hopefully Brits will crash that shit soon.
>>71993836
>So Serbia will now steam ahead to join the EU.
Why would you want to join the EU at a time where it is jumping from crisis to crisis?
>>71997766
Vucic and Seselj were nobodies that sabotaged unification of Serbia by selling out RSK and RS with their half-retarded rhetoric.
>>71999166
Let's crown Dodik as our king.
>>72001078
>>72001160
it's kinda correct
>>71994106
>That's done so they pay less to the government in taxes
What is the tax rate?
>>72001231
Because, the people that came to power in 2000. thought you guys might like us by now.
>>72001231
Desperate people do desperate things.
>>72001274
Now that I think about it he is. I jumped without thinking.
>>72001231
We don't wanna miss out on the fun. Serbia is relevant!
>>72001078
>>72001160
>Serbia
>he
shiggy
Great, you can be the last ones to leave.
First ones out: UK (I hope)
>>72001231
serbia is in crisis since 90s.
you people seriously fuckedup balkans.
>>72001231
>Why would you want to join the EU
They don't. Nobody does. It won't happen without a war.
>>72001510
>>First ones out: UK (I hope)
Hear hear.
>>71993836
We can all agree that his mouth was made to suck dick, just look at them homo lips
>>72001512
>you people seriously fuckedup balkans.
I have to admit that my history knowledge when it comes to the Balkans is not the best. What did Germany do to you? (Or at least, what did we do to you that was worse than what we did to everyone else).
>>72001518
>Bosnian "Serb"
>thinking about wars 24/7
pick two
>>72001231
So they can get that Germanbucks.
>>72001687
Liberty nigger.
Feel bad for serb bros. Got dicked over hard by the EUs ham fisted attempt at immigration.
>>72001635
Who are Rudolf Scharping and Joschka Fischer?
Start from there
>>71993836
I like the Serbian Serbs (many of the regular yugo shitposters here who might now me would be shocked that I am partially monteNegro), and of course as anyone else here I am all for based parties.
But the radicals are utter shit. Sure Vojo is kinda cool and smart, but the voters are usually goatfuckers who couldnt divide two single digit numbers.... DVERI is propably a better option, but still, any party cucked by the mongols and their Khan Putin, is trash tier
>>72001687
Oh fuck, you again
>>71993836
EU a shit
Intermarium is the future
>>72001768
>Rudolf Scharping
Oh, right.
>fucker said we should kill the Serbs because otherwise they kill the Albanians
>now the fucking Albanians are shitting up our country worse than any other group of people
Fucking asshole.
And he never even ended in jail for all the shit he did.
>>71994134
>>72001737
>free moniez
That's not how the EU works.
>>72001943
Well, all it costs you is your national sovereignty as well as dignity and future of your country.
Also that money only goes into the pockets of your elite.
Who wouldn't take a deal like that?
>>72001906
Keep digging.
>>72001906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDOiYxzKMbw
Honestly the results are not that bad. I was hoping Vucic would drop in popularity, he didn't but he lost a lot of mandates in parliament (around 30) because more Parties are in it right now.
We had 4 different parties in the parliament before the elections, and we will have 6 or 7 now so the opposition is growing.
Firsthand info: stolen, rigged elections. I know for a fact that a gypsy, and this is just ONE GUY, payed around 2000 people in the suburbs of my city to vote for SNS(Vucic). I feel so bad knowing that Germans didn't exterminate the gypsies during the occupation. Fucking scum.
>>72002147
How's Cedomir "ubi Srbina alhu ekber" Jovanovic doing?
>>72002198
>I feel so bad knowing that Germans didn't exterminate the gypsies during the occupation. Fucking scum.
Croats and by proxy Germans used Gypsies as gravediggers and butchers in death camps, at least here.
>>72002223
Ušao je u skupštinu
>>72002277
I know about it. Croats had more trouble with us than with gypsies. They hate us waaay more, there never were that many gypsies in Croatia as there are in some other parts of the Balkans.
>>72001906
That's just the tip of the shit iceberg my Krautbro.
He even said Serbian police burned Albanian houses by leaving the gas on the stove to build up and then putting a candle in the attic to light the fire.
Then an independent German film crew went to Kosovo to film the 'atrocities' and found out it's physically impossible to burn a house that way. The gas is heavier than air and never reaches the candle.
There's a youtube video, I forgot the name. Something like along these lines
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQCmuEy0xRo
>>72002320
>puts the word "radical" in party name
>retards still vote for him
>>72002320
lel our meme lord Saša Radulović has 5.99%. I'm kinda less bummed now.
>>72001906
>>72002455
https://youtu.be/D2qB6P0_ryA
>>71999215
This is what Swedish people think.
Whats actually happening
Serbian politicians stealing tens of millions of euros from all the free money they're getting to improve the country.
Croatia did the same. Now that we're in the EU we're still doing the same. They're going to Group Zagreb with Continental Croatia into one region so they can get tons of money.
NATO should bomb Serbia again desu senpai
>>71999218
if those actually believe that EU monies will somehow trickle down into their pockets, boy are they in for a disappointment
>>72002984
They don't. They think Vučić is the greatest man alive who pwns Russia and EU and USA and everybody else 24/7. That's what the media tells us, and they believe it.
>>72001906
http://derstandard.at/2000023383047/Wie-Oesterreicher-eine-albanische-Nation-schaffen-wollten
fake country of Šiptarluk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OezcKdsSlc
>>71993836
the averge montly wage is from ~200-250€ i dont know anyone with 300+ €
>>72002790
>>72002984
Most people know it all, but the same EU deluded faggots keep voting from 2000 onward. And plus, the same people that these parties rip off, vote for them for some petty money or a job offer or whatnot..
>>72003109
800+ € here and we consider ourselves as poorfags
>>72003243
fino ste se udali
>>72003282
pa i nije tako loše
![proto-shqiptar[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/iP9u4kQ.png "proto-shqiptar[1].png")
>>72001906
and remember where you inserted shitstains with your neo-colonial policy.
>>72003109
can one even survive on that? how do you start a family by living hand to mouth? from what I've seen, local prices aren't that low and most imported goods are priced the same as in my cunt
>>72003400
>can one even survive on that
Yes.
>>72003243
dafaq anon?
>>72002320
DOSTA JE BILO
ahahahahahahahahahaha
What a name 10/10
>>72003555
Sreća moja da živim u Dalmaciji pa mogu loviti ribu.
>>72003400
barely pay all the bills buy something to eat and that's it i buy clothes and shoes on flea market
>>72003113
Well I can tell you one thing...
Since we're in the EU nothing has changed.
And two I got a fucking cheap ass PC from germany didn't pay any taxes or any PDV/Carina nothing. Postal was like 20€ on a 1100€ PC i7 6700k R9 390 32 GB DDR4 RAm 2 SSD 256 GB and 3 TB WD Red HDD
>>72003618
Jučer je netko postao izmjenjenu listu.
>Pun mi je Kurac - Saša Radulović
>>72003665
Idem u junu u Split na more/neku poslovnu konferenciju.
Šta mogu očekivati od ženske populacije između 16 i 36 godina?
Any waifu material?
>>72003400
I one job that pays around 9,2 euros for 8 hours and on weekends I do what ever I can. I work any job on weekends that are payed equally or less so I get around 240 euros montly and it's enough just to live and eat. Altho' my (rented) aparment is expensive, and the bills in it are expensive too. So if I moved I'd have like 40 euros to spare to actually live.
>>72003743
holly shit that's the only reason why i want to go in eu i envy you anon
>>72003782
Ne znam što da ti kažem. Splićanske su lijepe ali poprilično glupe. I sve izgledaju identično.
>>72003729
I know that feel bro. Haven't had anything nice in my life (not just clothes etc) in quite some while.
>>72003867
>Splićanske su lijepe ali poprilično glupe
Bingo, brate moj
Dumping pics of my new waifu :3
>>72003903
same here
>>72004009
>>72004031
>>72004061
>>72004009
Ne bih se baš kladio da joj je ovaj albino nigger otac.
>>72003937
Sve su barem 1.80, imaju užasan naglasak. Kloni se blitvaniggera frende
>>72004009
she look shy fucked up she is probably into metal
>kek
>>72003826
That the single biggest thing I got ever in my life. I'm 25. Not counting the used car that as like 1500€.
But yeah I saved 400€ compared to buying it here. It was ridiculous.
Finally after being on a Core 2 Duo E6700 with a 8800 GT for 7 fucking years I got a decent PC.
>>72004031
>>72004061
>>72004076
>>72004009
Koliko godina ima ovaj semenski demon?
>>72004076
>>72004061
>>72004031
That's his daughter? She looks like a realdoll.
>>72003400
I think about a third of all serbs only eat 2 meals a day? I wouldn't really know. My father has a 800€ a month salary + 500€ pension. And my mother makes 600€ a month. I have it pretty good compared to most.
>>72004061
He needs umbrella? I thought our great leader dont get wet
>>72003729
If it's any consolation I buy 90% of my clothes at the second hand shops we have here. They go as low as 5€ per article such as pants n shit...
>>72004162
I can easily save up to 1000€ per month.
But my liver has its own needs.
>>72003903
>>72004030
bruhs
>>72004009
>>72004031
>>72004061
>>72004076
>tfw no Milica gf
>>72004009
>>72004031
>>72004076
Would wife/5
>>72004212
Well I don't know about Central and South Serbia. But most of my Vojvodina friends have tons of family that grow stuff. Feed pigs etc...
>>72004061
I think hey a pretty tall dude right? Shes like 170 or something probably she just looks like a 13 year old kid here right?
>>72004289
>>72004030
>>72003903
>>72003729
Who /shabby3yearoldshoes/ here?
>>72004287
I'm still a Student and I'm too lazy to work in call centers also I'm from good old Slavonia where money is an issue.
>>71993836
Will this outcome in any way avert this bright future for East Europe
>can barely stop the shitty southern countries, Ireland, Greece from going into financial meltdown
>WE NEED MORE BOOR COUNTRIES :DDDDDDDD
Holy fucking shit I want off this fucking ride.
after reading about serbanons' standard of living I feel I should be more grateful for the toys and stuff I managed to indulge in over the years
>>71993836
He looks like a cuck
>>72004162
nice anon keep going now install witcher 3 and you will never seen sunlight again
>>72004287 lol is there any job in croatia for this poorfag
>>71993836
>he wants the people to give him a mandate for his EU-joining mission, which he now has.
Sorry to hear the Serbs have decided to cuck themselves.
I doubt they had much choice.
>>72004161
That's all of them.
>>72004193
Ima 14 godina.
>>72004394
Don't know how old are mine, bought used ones from a gipsy for 2,5 euros. They're at their limits, they have more glue in them than in a 0,5l glue bottle.
>>72004394
More like Deichmann shoes that kill your feet for 130 kuna aka 15€
>>72004444 (Checked)
Wow someone extremely delusional and ignorant made that.
>>72004486
Oh I have this for 7 months now. I got it when Skylake CPU came out.
I played all the fun stuff. Now I'm back to Dota 2...
>>72003400
>can one even survive on that?
Depends on the city, but if you have to rent than no.
>how do you start a family
you dont, just look at our population graph
>local prices aren't that low and most imported goods are priced the same as in my cunt
True
>>71993836
I guess Serbia is no longer kebab removal meme? They gonna take refugees as part of the conditions of joining? I bet they will. Lame.
>>72004516
the one in the middle looks pretty gud tbqh senpai
>>72004420
I had a performance review and my boss commented on my "crippling lack of enthusiasm".
I told him to fuck off.
He quit his job.
The point is: I have rare profession, he doesn't. With proper education, nobody can fuck with you. So finish your study.
>>72004449
>He looks like a cuck
We call him a (translated) "pussymouth" over here. Also "Vučiću pederu!" roughly translated Vučić youre a faggot is countrys most known meme.
>>72004558
The "refugees" wouldn't stay south of Austria-Hungary even if we wanted them.
>>72004446
Slovenia was always the richest part of Yugoslavia. It's not surprising you are better of then us. I've been to Ljubljana last year. Beautiful city. A surprisingly large number of people could speak Serbian too.
>>72004384
Generally speaking, the more south you go the worse it gets. South eastern Serbia is poor as fuck.
>>72004558
They gonna behave or they gonna get removed.
>>72004662
How the fuck did he win the elections then?
>>72004710
Old people and women.
>>72004710
Sham. In case nobody told you, votes don't count in Ex-Yu republics ever since they became Ex-Yu republics.
>>72004710
Stop asking unnecessary question goy.
>>72004280
>>72004280
flea market is mother of shopping
>>72004558
Nah. People here hate shitskins like you wouldn't believe. My neighbor is a 37 year old Neet Muslim who couldn't find himself a waifu because no parent would let their child marry a Muslim.
>>72004710
It's better not to ask, for your own sake.
>>72004710
Paid votes, people voting for him because they will lose their job if they don't, people over 70 voting, etc.
>>72004923
>because they will lose their job if they don't
wht is this? Best Korea?
>>72004710
Old people and buying votes.
>>72004923
ŠARE THE LEGEND
Now you got two hardcore anti-EU parties (one is probably controlled opposition tho), and one legit liberal opposition party.
SNS got less votes than before and so did socialists.
I have no idea who seriously believed they will magically lose.
>>71993836
>Vučić
That's not how you spell
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>>72004986
No in best korea you get gulag. He's probably the slavic obama
>>72004986
No, it's Tito's Yugoslavia all over again.
>>72005053
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>>72004540
I just hope you're not using that PC only to play gaymes.
>t. trying to 3ds max @ e7400, 2gb ddr2 ram
>>72005068
>He's probably the slavic obama
Kek, that's actually a pretty decent description.
>>72005081
monkey see monkey do, or in Slovene "kar se Janezek nauči, to Janez zna"
>>72004986
Seeing as Glorious Leader Vucic censors tv programs that criticize him and keeps shoving propaganda down people's throats all the time while living in luxury and robbing us blind, I am inclined to say that comparison is closer to the truth then it has any right of being.
But yes, the only way to get a job here is to either bribe someone or be a member of the rulling party. You'd still have to bribe people of course. Just not as much.
>>72004540
>Dota 2
Not spending hard earned money on food.
kill yourself neetfag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1Pu9mKjRPI
>>72004590
Looks good sure. Feel good for the feet? NOPE NOPE
Žuljevi everywhere
>>72005033
Even if you add up all anti EU party's we only have about 15% anti EU powers in the parliament. Hopefully that is enough to slow down the cuckening. On the next elections people will be even hungrier and poorer, and will hopefully see that EU is shit.
>>72004624
So what do you work as anon?
>>72004558
>implying Syrians travels thousands of miles to live in a Baltic shithole
Nah senpai, they want germancuck monies and pussy
>>71998977
this
>>72005295
I predict he's a technical specialist working for a company that does great in public bids from state budget users
>>72005244
It's a good beginning man.
Also, finally you have sane nationalist option (Dveri) instead of SRS memelords.
This election was actually good, changes don't happen overnight.
>>72005295
I will not say it here. Something pretty rare. There is only 15 persons doing this kind of work here. Gov job. (no sercret service/police or that shit).
>>71994053
kek
>>72004986
He employs half the country, half the country votes for him.
Coincidence?
>>72005134
I'm doing programing but a laptop would be enough for that...
>>72005460
>He employs half the country
how?
>>72005460
i can confirm that
>>72001635
>To everyone else
Stop the self flagellation hans you faggot.
>>72005529
You fucking live in Croatia and you ask how...
>>72005529
Its simple - you are in his party - you get a job. You aren't - tough luck pal, you eat shit from the dumpster
>oh no the EU will send you refugees
Literally the least of our problems. If you lived in Serbia you would know
>>72005529
>>72005460
> how to get job in serbia 101
>join his party
>attend every fucking miting and other shits that his party organized
>get job congrats
>>72005529
How?
>>72005592
Because I have never encounter anything like that here (or at least not on large scale). What is your point?
>>72005645
How the fuck my boss is supposed to know how to whom I gave my vote?
>>72005724
Partijska knjižica dečko. Ako si član partije završi se neki posao.
>How the fuck my boss is supposed to know how to whom I gave my vote?
Ovdje mogu, ne znam za Hrvatsku i Srbiju.
Ali ne prate svakoga normalno, nego to ti je onaj usađeni strah i paranoja, jel ti kapiraš da su ovdje vladali komunisti 50 godina?
I think that you are just paranoid degenerates. Much simpler explanation would be that entire country is retarded and that is why mr."pussylips" won the elections.
>>72005724
They give you the filled out votes. You go in, and put it in the box. You take the empty voting paper for proof, put it in your pocket and bring it to them. Thats how it works.
>>71993836
you people do know that if Serbs do not vote their vote defaults to Vucic? right? They don't even need to go out and vote and Vucic still gets their vote. So of fucking course he will win.
>>72004193
>semenski demon?
lol..
>>72005891
kek
>>72005724
Live in Babina Pičkurevci općina
Vote HDZ get job in općina.
This is literally at least 1/3 of the entire Croatian population employed in various jobs because of political affiliations.
Did you miss the Great Purge of bosses and managers that happened when HDZ/Most won?
Every party did this in the last 25 years of our nation. Not that theres many.
For example my friends mom work in Insert Silly name here Općina in Slavonija. Now a few year ago a new party came to power and she lost her job. Now her party is back in power and wouldn't you know it she has a job again...
>>72005891
This too.
Another victim for Germany.
>>72005887
A friend of mine, used to have some contacts in SNS a couple of years ago. He went to some rallys and such, but was never a member. Yesterday they called him three times and asked who he voted for.
>>72001291
Approx. 65% on pay.
Meaning you gotta pay the state 65€ for every 100 € you give the worker.
It's too high.
>>71994555
Really ?
>>72006122
Here DPS pays airplane tickets to diaspora so they come and vote.
Also if someone is working for the government or government firm, it's 90% chance they vote DPS.
My mom once jokingly said she voted for Milo when a colleague asked her, and she always voted opposition. But they listed her as DPS voter.
So when we moved, they changed her voting place ASAP, while I and my dad had to go 5km to vote.
>>72006005
I don't believe you. I have great job and I'm pissing on HDZ/SDP and all others parties almost every single day. Nobody gives a shit about that crap anymore. Two days ago a mayor of one city came to me with some questions about what we do etc.. I asked him how did he get all that money he have (few mil. of euros). His face just turn red and he walked away. All politicians are scumbags and nobody should be afraid of them. It's 2016. Fuck them! I can go to work in any country if shit hits the fan.
>>72005897
broj biraca 6.700.000 * izlaznost 0.56 * 0.48 glasova za sns = 1.800.960 glasova
Znaci da manje od cetvrtine drzave glasa za ove kekonje, a da ne pominjem mnoge mrtve koji se i dalje nalaze na birackim spiskovima i slicne gluposti. I onda kukaju kako hoce izbore, izbori dodju i izlaznost jedva predje 50%.
>>71993836
Good. Serbia should have been there long before Romania/Bulgaria.
>>72006479
ako manje od cetvrtine glasa za kekonje, sta da kazu ostali jadnici sto su jedva 5% od tih 50% skupili
>>72003243
Procitaj sta pise malim slovima na hrvatskoj kuni...
Nemate svoju valutu, kao ni Bosna, nemoj biti u zabludi.
>>72006122
I think people should fuck more with politicians. Foe example, you can spit in his face and sue him and his children's children and drag him in courts for all eternity if you want. Trust me, he'll walk away.
>>72006682
ma može biti hitler na jednoj a židovska zvijezda na drugoj strani. jebe mi se
>>72006354
You must live a very sheltered life if you've never seen people employed simply because they're HDZ or SDP or Local shit in općina
>>72006479
Svaka demokracija ikada...
Trebamo ko bugarska. MANDATORNO GLASANJE.
Izađi đubre prekrizi listic, nacrtaj kurac, boli me kurac al da si izasao i da nemoze onda poslje kukat kako KO JE GLASO ZA TAJ HDZ MATER MU JEBEM.
>>72004394
cmon man, no more.
>>72006923
that might be right desu senpai
