TRUMP GENERAL - GOLLY CHEESE! EDITION
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PENNSYLVANIA VOTERS, FOR TUESDAY:
>On the Ballot, first you vote Trump
>THEN you must choose 3 delegates in your District
>THESE are the ONLY Pro-Trump Delegates
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/pennsylvania
PRINT IT OUT IF NEEDED
FIND YOUR DISTRICT HERE
http://www.house.gov/representatives/find/
VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES:
CT- 4/25 in-person (12 a.m. EST) http://www.sots.ct.gov/sots/cwp/view.asp?a=3179&q=489908
WA- 4/25 online & 5/16 in-person
OREGON- 4/26
NEW MEXICO- 5/10
NJ- 5/17
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA- 5/23
>DELEGATES Wonderful Donald: 845/ UNHOLY ALLIANCE (GOLLY CHEESE): 707 (559 & 148)
GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
http://trumpgeneral.com
http://www.rallyfortrump.com/
http://www.stopthesteal.org
http://www.cafortrump.com
UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>Rally Hagerstown, MS 4/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twt-G_NjTlA
>Rally Bridgeport, CT 4/23/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61-GNc7fvQY
>Rally Waterbury, CT 4/23/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2hpRTQRKdg
INTERVIEWS
>Don, Jr. on SOTU 4/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wkxb3P1WYI
>Trump on Watters World 4/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ngLrdIaEiY
ENTERTAINMENT
>Rato BTFO by Red Eye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GTt1VkuOfU
>Trump does Impression of Hillary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4Ynr7crA4I
>Donald Trump (Black Version) (Written by Prince)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkBs2tw89dk
>YCSTT Vol. XXIII
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjmHBwY1bAg
AWOOOOOVMENT
>>71987366
>>71984850
Im glad to see among all the anime and memes these threads still have their priorities straight.
Cuz I know posting one link among, lets count- 19 different links and a lot of cleverdick pictures is sure to get attention and put the word out in front of people just as well as posting the fucking picture like I've had to every goddam time I've visited these threads today with 31 hours to the polls
Well done kids. Round of applause. Maybe during the general you can help by making clever 40k compilations on Youtube and shooping more frogs.
No, you know what really terrifies me? That most of you are of draft age. That the nation is on the line, and we have you and negros flying RC planes to call our national defense.
Im gonna sleep good tonight, boy howdy....
MOVEMENT
We must meme harder than ever against this unholy alliance....
Some guy made calls in IN today. Don't take it as concrete results, but.....
REMINDER THIS CRUZ/KASICH SHIT HAS BEEN IN TEH WORKS FOR A WHILE!
https://twitter.com/reidepstein/status/724454276869689344
https://twitter.com/reidepstein/status/724454818174083072
https://twitter.com/reidepstein/status/724455254197186562
https://twitter.com/reidepstein/status/724455568266633217
>DELEGATE COPYPASTA (ONE MORE DAY TILL SUB 50% TARGET)
Reminder that Trump only needs roughly 391 (52%) of the remaining 752 Republican delegates available in the upcoming primaries or pledged at the RNC.
>LISTS OF STATES BY DELEGATE AWARDING PROCESS
>WINNER TAKE ALL (HIGH TEST ALPHA STATES)
New Jersey (51) [Trump +28]
Nebraska (36)
South Dakota (29)
Montana (27)
Delaware (16) [Trump +37]
>WINNER TAKE ALL @ DISTRICT AND STATE (LOW TEST BETA STATES, TRUMP CAN STILL EASILY TAKE HIGH DIGITS)
California (172) [Trump +27] - 159 District. 10 State
Indiana (57) [Trump +5] - 27 District. 27 State.
Maryland (38) [Trump +14] - 24 District. 11 State.
>PROPORTIONAL
Oregon (28)
New Mexico (24)
Rhode Island (19) [Trump +13] - 6 District. 10 State.
>SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE STATES
Washington (44) - 30 District WTA50%. 11 State Proportional.
Connecticut (28) [Trump +20] - 15 District WTA. 10 State WTA50%
>SHITTY STATES THAT HATE DEMOCRACY (DELEGATES DECIDE AGAINST THE WILL OF AMERICA)
Pennsylvania (71) [Trump +23] - 54 Elected Unbound. WTA 14 State.
West Virginia (34) - 31 Pick Preferred
Trump can easily win. Dont let retarded libcucks or establishment fags tell you otherwise.
#MAGA
**"WTA" - Winner Takes All, "WTA50%" - Winner Takes All if candidate earns 50% of vote, "Proportional" - Delegates awarded based on percentage of vote earned by each candidate, "Unbound Delegate" - Not required to pledge their first vote at RNC, Each proportional state has a threshold of % of votes to be considered eligible for delegates. Each state also automatically gives 3 RNC delegates from state total to the winner of each state (unless otherwise noted).**
Man this election is so exciting.
AWOOOOOVMENT
>>71987452
Please stop posting cthulu. It makes me sweat.
HE HOLDS THE *golly* BIBLE HIGH
wow, I mean gee whiz guys
HE PUTS IT *wow, a cow made of butter* DOWN
man, golly gee, I mean gee whiz
oh man, gee whiz
AND THEN
golly
HE *butter* LIES
>>71987475
Doesn't really matter how big the lead is. If he wins it by a vote he gets all the delegates. Indiana IS crucial though. Awards 50 or so delegates.
AWOOVEMENT!
>>71987478
Wow! They actualy planned their suicide out!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73dc1D8YHBg
Song for Tuesday
>>71987483
I could imagine we never see an election cycle like this ever again in our lifetime.
>>71987475
>100 calls
Too small of a sample size. I imagine Cruz's poll numbers are going to go down even more now though.
Are Cruz/Kasich so fucking stupid that they don't see how openly conspiring against Trump will cost them votes?
REMEMBER WHY THE ESTABLISHMENT IS SO SCARED
>>71987550
the frequency that you post that image at borders on spamming, but that's such a handsome dog that i don't even care
are you trying to tell us you want it MAGA'd?
GUYS THIS IS JUST NUTS. I KNOW TED'S A LITTLE WACKY BUT GEE WIZ THINK OF THE PARTY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY1s9SmrQRE
FEED THE RAGE
THESE TRAITORS MUST BE DISGRACED
AMERICA FIRST
AMERICA TODAY
AMERICA TOMORROW
AMERICA FOREVER
>>71987555
>tfw Cruz and Kasich promised me they would wait for me before they killed themselves
>now Im alone
>t. Glenn Beck
>>71986578
> I'm aligned with the candidate who most reflects my values. In my lifetime, Cruz has been the closest to that, so in this election cycle, I support him.
Cruz is honestly the least honest candidate in this entire election, even moreso than Hillary. He copies Trump's wall idea once it became popular and he has the nerve to say "lol Trump isn't going to build a wall but I definitely will!" He fancies himself an outsider fighting the 'Washington cartel' but sides with them to stop Trump. The Cruz/Kasich alliance has completely proven this for anyone who still believed he was an outsider after "grassrooting' every delegate out of CO/WY and then defending the voterless process where bribery is permitted.
>I'm afraid that would be the end of conservatism in the Republican Party.
It's going to be the end of the Republican Party, period.
DEATH TO EVERY FOE AND TRAITOR
FORWARD, STRIKE A MARCHING TUNE
GLORY TO OUR NATION LADS
So how you are guys dealing with the fact that you can't reach 1237 before the election ?
America shall win the war. Therefore, I will work. I will save. I will sacrifice. I will endure. I will fight cheerfully and do my utmost, as if the whole issue of the struggle depended on my alone.
M
A
G
A
>>71987628
P U R G E
>>71987604
>John "The Calculator" Kasich and Ted "Wow" Cruz
>stupid
You might be on to something.
Guys, is this whole Kasich Cruz thing a false flag? If they were really conspiring, why the hell would they realize the information?
WAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxMb1zT7X70
>>71987686
Rato is the one acting like a cunt you fucking retard.
>>71987707
It's the internet age, you dip.
>>71987478
>the third picture
>when donald trump looses
>donald trump looses
>trump looses
>looses
>TWO FUCKING PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGNS CANT EVEN DISCERN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LOOSE AND LOSE
AND PEOPLE HAVE THE FUCKING AUDACITY TO SAY TRUMP TALKS LIKE AN 8TH GRADER? AT LEAST HE DOESNT FUCKING SPELL LIKE ONE
FUCK IM MAD
>>71987664
FOR THE PIKES MUST BE TOGETHER
AT THE RISING OF THE MOON
>>71987707
Why would they need to false flag? Unless the GOPe wants them to so it looks like 'Trump Won'
Based Newt
http://www.gingrichproductions.com/2016/04/trump-after-new-york-the-presumptive-nominee/
Also, what do you guys think will be the monday media story spun to slander Trump for the tuesday elections?
>>71987688
Hey Russia, how do you think Ukraine will be handled with Trump as President?
>>71987686
0/10
low energy trolls make me sick.
>>71987613
tfw you helped push your state into the red
tfw candidates dropping like flies
>>71987707
They are desperate and reaching Jeb tiers of retard
>>71987613
>that Ohio
Just yikes. How will Trump get it in the general?
>>71987550
I see you posting this dog a lot. What kind of breed is it? It's a really cute dog.
>>71987686
we laughing the whole way cause no matter what we win
>>71987693
AWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>71987745
I think they will be interested in the Cruz/Kasich alliance
>>71987686
+5 shekels have been deposited in your account
>>71987707
Need to tell their resources to combine.
Since special K and bruised cruz are now openly collaborating against Trump, we can use that against them. It's called a Corrupt Bargain, and we should frame it as such.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corrupt_Bargain
>>71987733
By the rising of the moon, oh
The rising of the moon
And a thousand pikes together
At the rising f the moon!
>>71987613
>>71987707
why wouldn't they ? no need to keep it secret, would only hurt them.
>>71987773
He got all of Appalachia within Ohio. Don't worry too much.
>>71987766
>tfw NYC
feels so good
>>71985659
>ironic Hillary generals already happening
Soon we will get unironic threads with genuine praise for her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbptpXzkfi4
my rat is a conserative mailman
GIVE THEM NOTHING!
BUT TAKE FROM THEM
EVERYTHING!!!
>>71987780
we need to add like 7 more people and drop 10 to a second row for 20 total
>>71987707
They are getting desperate. This is their last (legal) shot at stopping Trump. They know the jig is up if they can't end it here.
>>71987686
We're gearing up for a straight up war if that very implausible outcome happens
>>71987760
To be fair, she's giving that look because McInnes was sperging out at that moment
>>71987475
Doesn't help without knowing which CD, which I'm sure it's not a good idea to be telling the world.
>>71987579
If Hilary wins, all the great thing about this election season will be overshadowed by 'first woman president"
She will rob our history from us, brothers. She can't win.
>>71987747
lets be friends but take care of your own people first again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLesB4EQQrI
>>71987773
Ohio is cuck central
>Kash helps cuck them
>Trump clearly states how he will uncuck them
>prep the cuck as he prepares to prep the establishment bull
Niggers.
>>71987898
CROSSOVER MEMING.
>>71987478
It's obvious - not just a coincidence that they both announced at the same time.
What's going to happen to Ratboy after Trump gets the nomination? Will we get to send him into exile for the next 8 years?
>>71987926
That's not an official hat.
>>71987869
>NYC
Nigga, you were the only one who didnt contribute to your state winning.
>tfw Texas
Fugg, gotta get outta here.
>>71986502
>the closer to california, the more trump votes
>the bulk of idaho that voted trump borders montana, a WTA state
landslide imminent
>>71987926
MFW her hat is more expensive than mine
>>71987970
Vanish into obscurity.
>>71987686
We won't reach 1237.
We're gonna reach 1488.
Can't wait for the GOP asshurt come Tuesday.
Awwww yiss.
Also enjoy OC, latest polls.
>tfw Kasich and Cruz slimy collusion backfires
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bd6F2UOjOI8
THEY WILL PAY FOR THIS TREACHERY
>>71987970
Expect the Don's AG to prosecute that faggot over his citizenship and destroy his life like that.
>>71987843
>putting montana in there
Don't do that
>>71987707
Its only a false flag in regards to rato thinking he's still relevant to this race.
>Kasuck has been sitting back and eating
>Trump has been calm and rested
>rato has been killing himself trying to grab up everything that isnt tied down
Kasich is the establishment pick now. Rato is just making a fool out of himself.
>>71987478
>if you are explaining you are losing
>>71987926
its not implausible.. look at the rules for the remaining delegates and then look at the polls. Trump is suddenly going to get 75%+ in 6+ key states he is 50% or below in ?
>>71988015
What would /pol/s reaction be?
>>71987975
Hey, we kept Kasich at bay.
>>71987843
Add WA and OR, remove TX and UT, and that will be about right.
>>71987745
I think there are enough people in the media at this point that at least some of them will call Cruz and Kaisich out on it
>>71987391
where did this come f>>71987452
rom?
>>71987366
How's it going for our god emperor ?
>>71988024
Why is "literally who" still in this race? What does he hope to accomplish?
>>71987983
Oh shit, you're right. But why would MT go for the Don?
>>71987874
>started by the now butthurt and homeless Cruz General fag
>>71988106
Nyaruko-san
>>71988061
considering the insane events that would need to happen for such a demographic swing to appear they would have reacted long before.
>>71988124
Cruz and Kasich are forming a Polycephaly against Trump.
>>71987707
Organize their supporters.
>>71988044
Montana citizens should move to Washington once the illegals are removed.
There would be so much room, and you would be able to take state control away from the libcucks.
>>71988042
I hope so. Trump needs to send a message against anyone thinking of primarying him in 2020.
>>71987707
Why would Romney and Rubio openly call for voters to support whichever candidate could stop Trump in a given state?
Because otherwise the cucks won't know who to vote for.
It just has the fun side effect of looking like them blatantly trying to suppress democracy, which pushes people into the Trump camp.
>>71988134
Because Virginia did
>>71988130
He is going full Yeb!
>>71988152
Lol. They are really getting desperate.
>>71988124
Trump poised to sweep Tuesday
An unholy alliance has been formed between the leftovers
Trump expected to do a Foreign Policy Speech Wednesday.
>>71988059
If you don't want to be filtered you'd better stop peddling lies, faggot
>>71988210
Oh god.
>>71988042
If his AG were to be Chris Christie (dumb name desu) then we could have a rubot 2.0
>>71988230
I'M SO FUCKING HYPED FOR TUESDAY
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>71988208
I read one of the GOP cucks over there is a LE NEVERTRUMP XDDDD faggot though.
Plus VA was way too fucking close. All the niggers from D.C tried to prop up their homo and nearly cost the Don the state.
>>71988220
Newfag here. Whose hair is this and why is it a meme?
>hey ted, can we campaign later, my feet hurt and i haven't ate all day?
no we cant let trump win this states.
>but he's polling double digits ahead, just let me eat this crap and let us go to the convention.
>>71987707
Alright, you guys need to understand something about the establishment types
They don't think of strategies on the fly (Like Trump), they have a play book of various contingency plans.
When the contingency plans fail due to Trump being unstumpable, they all loses their mind and panic; "Holy Shit we need a stratagy fast", but in their Jeb level idiocy, they come up with these shitty plans that sound good in an RNC board room full of political autists but disgust common people who are not involved with politics.
>>71988130
I read that the way the Ohio primary system works is that if the winner drops out, the delegates will be bound to the one who got second. Is that true? Would explain Kasich staying in.
>>71988172
>pretend there's a rift in the party
>have the primaries come down to the wire to inflate voter turnout
>rally together to get into the white house on a landslide
What if?
>>71988305
It's called the JUST, 4chan's favorite style.
>>71988309
okay eat something and take a nap, THEN CONTEST THE CONVENTION
>>71988134
>>71988163
Idaho is about 1/4 Mormon
Iowa and Kansas are Caucuses
Oklahoma is infested with Texans
Wyoming and North Dakota didn't actually vote
It stands to reason that primaries which lack the Cruz voting blocks of Mormons and Texans will likely be fertile ground for Trump
>>71987780
KORWIN
O
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W
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>>71988305
tell your boss i said hi
>>71988302
My point is, if Trump can win in fucking Virginia, then he can win in Maryland
Also Lubio is dead
>>71988163
As a WAbro, I would welcome my brothers from Montana with an open arm and an overlayed map of the Hispanic families in the area he is moving. I wouldn't have to hand him a rifle, because everyone in Montana has a gun.
MFW
>>71988305
Lurk before posting.
>>71988210
Somebody give this man work
>>71988309
Does this guy have a tapeworm in his intestines?
>>71988302
I'm from VA. Liberals in VA from NOVA voted for Lubio. I know this because my faggot boomer mother told me.
Jokes on her, I'm probably going to do another 2 semesters in college and she's already said she'd pay for any more classes I need. Buckle up to pay 20,000 dollars, you bitch.
>>71988451
He IS the tapeworm. In a month he will be a foot longer.
>>71987620
Yes
>>71987776
Pyrenees/Border Collie
>>71988404
Lmao, I support the god emperor, relax
>>71988210
>>71988447
If anyone ever deserved a hideous, gruesome death, it's Brendan Fraser's parasitic ex-wife.
>>71988305
Brendan Frasier got divorce raped at the same time as a guys hair cut became a meme which birthed Just fuck my shit up
>>71988447
This is now a sad Brendan Fraser thread.
>>71988344
What do you mean what if?
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/response-to-cruz-and-kasich
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/response-to-cruz-and-kasich
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/response-to-cruz-and-kasich
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/response-to-cruz-and-kasich
TRUMP RESPONSE
I hope kasich and cruz backfires spectacularly. They're spitting on their voters and destroying the party they represent.
This is such a scum move, I'm abhorred, and I hope americans are too.
>>71988451
Release the tapeworm Donald.
>>71988541
Hello fellow 4channer!
>>71988523
The Important thing with the Primary election was the rural areas of Virginia out-voted Rubio
>post yfw Trump sweeps all five States on Tuesday and Rafael has a meltdown on live tv
>>71988523
>Jokes on her, I'm probably going to do another 2 semesters in college and she's already said she'd pay for any more classes I need. Buckle up to pay 20,000 dollars, you bitch
This sounds like something straight outta Reddit
>>71988523
Don't be an idiot. That's essentially your money when she kicks the bucket. Don't waste it if you don't need it.
My dog at a bag full of tortillas today. Plastic and all.
I asked her why and she whispered to me "They gotta go back"
Then she threw up.
How can Trumplicans ever recover from this?
>>71988389
>damn looks like i wont make it since im busy playing b-ball with my donors, i hope you can get the nomination while i try my best to dunk these fools. i wish you luck.
>>71988447
>tfw its already too late
>>71988584
>https://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/response-to-cruz-and-kasich
WEW LADS
>>71988134
>>71988134
im on the ground in Montana, we are pushing for the Don as best we can, lots of the people ive been talking to are for Trump. We do have lots of Cruz people here but they stay in shadow, like rats.
>>71988584
>It is sad that two grown politicians have to collude against one person who has only been a politician for ten months in order to try and stop that person from getting the Republican nomination.
I LOVE THIS MAN SO MUCH
>>71988584
>https://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/response-to-cruz-and-kasich
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS QUICK
>>71987478
>what conservatives are most concerned about it this
holy shit do americans seriously fetishize the concept of conservatism this much?
>>71988584
>Collusion is often illegal in many other industries and yet these two Washington insiders have had to revert to collusion in order to stay alive. They are mathematically dead and this act only shows, as puppets of donors and special interests, how truly weak they and their campaigns are.
>>71988584
>Senator Cruz has done very poorly and after his New York performance, which was a total disaster, he is in free fall
>total disaster
I laff everytime
Trump absolutely loves that word
>>71988584
GOD EMPEROR TRUMP HAS REBUKED THE CORRUPTION
>>71988584
GOP BTFO
>>71987693
>No Canadian political figure with Canada at heart or policy.
Its a shame desu senpai
>>71988584
BASED
>>71988584
>it is Sad!
>>71988555
Checked
>>71988584
>That bit about the Republican Party at the end.
Oh man, he does everything so right. He will lock this shit up so tight.
I like how Cruz/Kasich thing does nothing but support Trump's point of a rigged system.
What the fuck are these retards doing.
>>71988712
Most republican voters are just working class people with families that just want to be left alone. Not ideologues. I can't really say the same about Democrats.
I'd say no, we don't. That's exactly why Trump is doing so well.
OH SHIT
GO TO CRUZ'S FACEBOOK PAGE
THEY'E CHIMPING OUT IN THE COMMENTS
RATO BTFO
https://twitter.com/DanScavino/status/724471167487225857
https://twitter.com/DanScavino/status/724471167487225857
https://twitter.com/DanScavino/status/724471167487225857
>>71988754
It's only another 3.5 yrs until a new PM right?
>>71988659
WELL KEEP PUSHING, AND MENTION HIS MATHEMATICAL ELIMINATION. THE DON NEEDS MT OR SD ON JUNE 7TH ALONG WITH CA, NJ AND NM.
>>71988584
>Spend your whole life being a politicuck making the right bribes, doing the right under table deals, putting on a mask over your reptillian face every day... then some reality tv star and popular businessman barges in and memes his way over you in the elections
I'd be mad too
>>71988472
She is so fucking perfect
>>71988584
>This horrible act of desperation, from two campaigns who have totally failed, makes me even more determined, for the good of the Republican Party and our country, to prevail!
Reminder that Trump has already won
>>71988697
>https://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/response-to-cruz-and-kasich
Noice
>>71988584
jesus christ, i dont wanna sleep just in case i miss anything.
Just the other day dummy Trump was crying because Kasich's name was too hard for his retarded little brain to spell. Maybe Trump should have been a little nicer to Kasizh huh. Now Kasich has sealed Trump's doom
>>71988584
"(all of whom will drop out if I am not in the race)"
He's overstating it a little, but a lot of us would, or would stick around to vote against those corrupt politicians. #NeverVoters
>>71988584
Trump is pretty much unstoppable at this point. The only way he can lose now is if the RNC decides to tell the American voters to go fuck themselves, at which poit the Republican party is finished. We're witnessing history in the making lads.
>>71988584
NOW IN IMAGE FORM
What will Cruz blame Trump for this time folks?
RELINQUISH THE DELEGATES DONALD
I WAS THE ANOINTED KING
I WAS THE CHOSEN ONE!
>>71988584
This man is a fucking hero
A knight in shining armor
>>71988924
>>71988926
MEME MAGIC
MAGA
>>71988627
I don't really think so
>>71988637
She got remarried in 2015 and I'm pretty sure she told me she got a new will in which her new husband is the one who gets the house which I grew up in which is now worth 700,000 dollars. I don't really care because thinking about money I could theoretically receive by the time I'm 60 (women live a long time) isn't really a thing I do, but it is insulting that she would do that and vote to try and stop Trump.
And she only voted against Trump because she supports Hillary and I told her that Trump would easily destroy Hillary in the general. She knows I'm smarter than her, so she tries to ruin things for me. What kind of mother does that?
>>71988584
>Senator Cruz has done very poorly and after his New York performance, which was a total disaster, he is in free fall and as everyone has seen, he does not react well under pressure.
>>71988902
What the fuck am I reading?
>>71988584
THE KILLSHOT.
>>71988939
THE DESPERATE DUO IS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>71988813
>https://twitter.com/DanScavino/status/724471167487225857
It has begun.
Cruz and Kasich will realize one thing - even if Trump cannot beat them, the angry people will tear them apart.
>>71988584
Absolute savage
Also, this completely destroys Kasich's "nice guy" image.
Granted, many people already knew it was bullshit but still.
>>71988813
HAHAHAHAHA
DIE, YOU RAT FUCK
>>71988813
>Light em' up up up
>Light em' up up up
>Light em' up up up
>I'M ON FY-AHHH!
THREE RALLIES TOMORROW!
GET READY
IT'S GOING TO BE AN EXTREMELY HIGH ENERGY DAY
>- Monday, April 25, 2016 -
>Warwick, RI
>Crowne Plaza Hotel
>1:00 PM
>West Chester, PA
>West Chester University
>4:00 PM
>Wilkes-Barre, PA
>Mohegan Sun Arena at Casey Plaza
>7:00 PM
(All times ET)
>>71988584
3 rallys tomorrow
oh its gonna be amazing
>>71988999
WE ARE IN THE FINAL DAYS OF THIS GRAND CAMPAIGN AGAINST THE POLITICAL ESTABLISHMENT
MAGA
>>71988787
Seriously, right? I'm fucking impressed at his skill.
He GETS how the normal person thinks about this kind of shit. And really twists the knife into the enemy in exactly the right way.
He's way too fucking good at this stuff. scott adams must be having an orgasm over this.
>>71988813
Shit forgot image.
DIE, YOU FUCKS!
>>71988875
>2.2 million
>2016 has 4.4 million people voting, 55% for Trump
Trump can win California in the general
>mfw seeing /pol leak into real life
>mfw the alt-right is getting stronger on an irresistible tide of Islamic terrorist attacks, demographic changes, mass rapes and college banter
>mfw we are the power behind the throne
An ancient Egyptian chaos spirit pulls our strings.
Also something of great importance:
>Out of the country of Greater Arabia Shall be born a strong master of Mohammed
>He will enter Europe wearing a blue turban.
>He will be the terror of mankind.
>Never more horror.
>In the year 1999 and seven months
>From the sky will come the great King of Terror.
>He will bring back to life the King of the Mongols;
>Before and after war reigns.
>The sky will burn at forty-five degrees.
>Fire approaches the great new city.
>When those of the Northern Pole are united,
>In the East will be great fear and dread...
>One day the two great leaders will be friends;
>Their great powers will be seen to grow.
>The New Land will be at the height of its power:
>To the man of blood the number is reported.
>>71988813
KEEP ON DIGGING THAT GRAVE RATO.
>>71987688
Why do Russians love Trump?
>>71987707
That info wasn't supposed to end outside their supporters, but this is the internet and someone leaked it. Also this isn't the first time Kucksich tries this, he did the same thing with Rubio on Super Tuesday. Rubiofags did their part but KasichKucks betrayed them and Rubio got assraped in his home state.
>>71989057
I wonder if that RI namenigger got tickets to see Trump in RI.
>>71988733
I also love his new "mathematically DEAD" phrase
I LOVE THIS FUCKING MAN
Hey guys, my severely austistic Vietnamese classmate obsessed with occult is trying to conduct a dark magic gook ritual to ensure Bernie gets the Democratic nomination. How do we counter it with meme magic?
PA BROS REPORT IN
Anyone going to the Wilkes-Barre rally tonight? Can't fucking wait to attend my first rally, hold me bros :')
>all this drama will be reported on morning joe
>>71988697
>QUICK
I'm sure they had a rough draft already prepared, since they probably expected more slime.
TRUMP HAS 3 RALLIES TOMORROW TO SHIT TALK THESE 2 SCUMBAGS
I REPEAT
TRUMP HAS 3 RALLIES TOMORROW (MONDAY) TO SLAM THESE FUCKS
>>71988939
Trump responds with class, yet the media narrative will no doubt be "Trump Whines About Election Rules".
>>71989220
with super delegates
>>71989161
Because a majority of Americans think it's still the USSR. Trump will at least negotiate with them.
>>71989257
Didn't Colorodo only make Trump's New York win stronger?
>>71989220
We want Bernie to be the democratic nominee phampai. Trump would cuck him to oblivion.
July is gonna be a fucking wonder folks.
>all it took to pull back the curtain was a billionaire memelord who tweeted a fucking pepe and shitposted his way to the nomination
do you have any idea how many millions of people have been redpilled because of this?
>>71988584
We've entered the endgame, lads.
>>71989161
>Why do Russians love Trump?
Because Trump said nice things about Putin.
>>71989220
>implying Clinton and the rest of the DNC aren't into the occult as well
>>71989161
>Why do Russians love Trump?
Because Trump is the only candidate that doesn't want to go to war with them at the behest of international arms dealers.
>>71989233
>joe sides with rato now because he's a kuck for kasich
>>71987848
>path to winning
Trump supporter here... you are stretching.
>Also, approximately 80% of the Republican Party is against him (Cruz).
SEE! EVEN DRUMPF ADMITS THAT CRUZ IS ANTI-ESTABLISHMENT
>Trump wins nomination
>GOP crying in the corner
>"Rules are rules, pals"
>>71989333
So this is what Manafort ment when he said Cruz would be Irrelevent by the end of the month
HA HA HA THEY WANT WAR? WE WILL GIVE THEM WAR
DONT THEY KNOW THAT YOU CANT STUMP THE TRUMP?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrJAwCBbnuc
>>71989281
Kek. Holy fuck.
>>71989324
Fuck.
Imagine how many /pol/acks could run for president with ease now that we found out the extent of meme magic's power.
guys its 2016
trump is the head of the kkk
and the only jokes about race are how bad white people are
stop it guy
>tfw Trump is following his entire family on Twitter
The only outsiders is Diamond and Silk and Vice McMahon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-r-V0uK4u0
The world is a vampire, sent to drain
Secret destroyers, hold you up to the flames
And what do I get, for my pain?
Betrayed desires, and a piece of the game
Even though I know - I suppose I'll show
All my cool and cold - like old job
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage
Then someone will say what is lost can never be saved
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage
Now I'm naked, nothing but an animal
But can you fake it, for just one more show?
And what do you want?
I want to change
And what have you got, when you feel the same?
Even though I know - I suppose I'll show
All my cool and cold - like old job
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage
Then someone will say what is lost can never be saved
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage
Tell me I'm the only one
Tell me there's no other one
Jesus was the only son, yeah.
Tell me I'm the chosen one
Jesus was the only son for you
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage
And someone will say what is lost can never be saved
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a-
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a-
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage
Tell me I'm the only one
Tell me there's no other one
Jesus was the only son for you
>>71989161
Trump doesn't want to nuke them over Crimea, unlike every other candidate
Americans thought Putin was a cool guy up until the 2008 olympic games
>>71989161
Because the Don is the only one who realizes the cold war has been over for decades and both superpowers have a common enemy. Whatever human rights crimes Russia does, the United States has already made allies of nations that commit them anyway.
>>71989220
Can Gook god defeat Moloch?
>>71989383
Cruz is going to cry his balls off after Trump invalidates all the money he's spent trying to cockblock.
Apparently Ted "learn how elections are won, D-d-donald" Cruz forgot staying in post elimination makes you appear to be a sore loser.
>>71989352
Mika is going to chimp out on Cuckborough if he does that.
>>71989220
Tell him to send more money I hear that helps
>>71989401
DO NOT LET THEM INTIMIDATE YOU
>>71988584
>It is sad that two grown politicians have to collude against one person who has only been a politician for ten months
Trump is finally admitting that he's a politician. Now he can quit with his "I'm not a politician!" bs
Boys, is it me or does something seem a little fishy about the Cruz campaign releasing the info that he's colluding with Kasich?
Can I ask why Trump supporters aren't more grateful for Bernie? If it wasn't for Bernie I would have never realized how crooked Hillary Clinton is and would have voted for her over Trump. But because of Bernie I will be voting for Trump. I'm sure there are many others like me as well.
Seems like Bernie only gets made fun of by Trump supporters, do they not realize what a great favor he has done for them?
pls make me go to sleep and wake up for morning joe instantly, i cant handle waiting to fall asleep
tomorrow is going to be HIGH FUCKING IMPACT
THREE FUCKING RALLIES
ALL TALK SHOWS GOING ON
RAT + KASICH GETTING BLOWN OUT
FUCK IM HYPED
everyone predict cruz reaction to trump tomorrow
>im uniting the party while trump is dividing the party
>>71989401
DO NOT LET THEM INTIMIDATE YOU
>>71989386
>A SYMPATHETIC INSIDER TIPPED HIM OFF
MANAFORTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
>>71989548
>>71989363
>>71988754
rip rob ford
>>71989548
F A G G O T
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>>71989548
He's already admitted he is a politician, he just despises that he has had to admit it.
Typical Cruz supporter
>>71989310
Yes
Most people thought he'd get like 80 delegates with 55% of the vote the way he was polling
He got 60% of the vote and 90 delegates
This blatant shit does not play well with the voters. Trump might have even won Wisconsin had the bullshit gone down before then.
>>71989589
>"See, I told you he wants to divide us. This is his ultimate goal".
>>71989507
From what I've talked to him about his in league with Lucifer and Leviathan. Is /pol/ still on good terms with Baal? We have Lord Kek on our side at least.
>>71989578
Well its because of the riots and protests his other supporters did against us
the delusion is still strong
>>71989548
>>71989363
This is it. The shills have no more ammo.
>>71989507
Nah?
>>71989578
Bernie has done a lot for us by dividing the democrats up and exposing corruption, and for that I am appreciative.
We make fun of Bernie because his policies are shit and his supporters are stupid.
>>71989333
THIS IS THE CLIMAX TO THE COLORADO ARC, EVERYBODY
>>71989401
DO NOT LET THEM INTIMIDATE YOU
>>71989578
No. Now shut up and go back to your side of the internet, you greasy bern nigger.
>>71989589
INDIANANIGGERS HE HAS TWO RALLIES TOMORROW. START PESTERING HIM.
>>71989566
They want it to be known. They want make sure the "NeverTrump" clowns know their orders.
>>71989623
I couldn't even read that. It's completely incoherent.
>>71989548
>>71989363
DONT EVER STEP ON ME OR MY SON AGAIN
>>71989667
They should have kept that third guy.
Forgot his name but he was a cuck
>>71989578
It's difficult to see any personal favors through the Chicago riots and thousands of retarded incidents caused on College campuses.
The drawn out election process has indeed helped however, at the very least Hillary has pissed off a usually united Democrat party.
>>71988584
90% of all foreigners on /pol/ speak better English than Trump does
>>71989386
>>71989604
Paul "Sending a message" Manafort
>>71989578
I am also sympathetic to bernie, but bernie should have torn into hillary back in october
If he had then he probably would have won in nevada and iowa and the race would look a lot more evenly matched
>>71989057
I'm guessing no more tweets tonite from the Don. He'll be getting plenty of rest for a big day.
I'm guess Cruz's reaction to all this will be same as for the fake delegate in exchange for donations. Will pretend to be happy for the extra publicity.
>>71989756
O'Malley
Why the hell would they announce this. This can only help Trump. They are just proving him right.
>>71989667
Webb was no cuck and he fragged gooks you nub.
>this fucking election
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFw-yXUHTLg
How did the absolute madman bring the GOP down so hard?
Fuck, I need me some proper Trump-LOTR video edits already. It's clear that memes are the powerful force in politics right now anyway.
Americas-Tirith had just about given up, and then King motherfucking Trump arrives and leads a cavalry charge the likes we've never before seen.
We need The Don's face and some MAGA hats in this one, at least.
>>71989756
omalley actually tried to do some damage to clinton while bernie stood in a corner whining about the 1%
>tfw Manafort is Trumps Trump card
>>71988833
3.5 long gruesome cucked years, yep.
>>71989710
Is that really what you want to be saying to someone who currently supports Trump but could change their mind? I don't think I will but it could happen
>>71989668
>>71989386
The climax is Tuesday. That's when Cruz becomes irrelevant. If Trump gets the vast majority of delegates on that day just after the other two candidates announced an alliance, then it's all over for them.
If Trump wins Indiana a week after that it's all over for the rest of the GOP.
I hope Kasich isn't thinking too hard about who his VP would be.
>>71989829
is cruz telling nevertrump people to rig it for them
>>71989253
Lets do this. WaRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
We will watch the Jews lose..
>>71989810
He was so inefficient, as were Chafee and Lessig. I wanted them to hold off Shillary until at least early March.
>>71989164
>>71989057
Not him, but I did
gonna be great.
I see a lot of Bernie signs around here, but also a lot of Trump signs too. Saw one Cruz sign and nothing at all from Clinton/Kasich
>>71989829
People like Cruz can't help but show off when they've tried to ratfuck you. That's why he'll always be a loser, he can't keep his schemes to himself. It's a typical "debate lord" trait.
>>71987475
Bullshit. I've done phone banking for campaigns before and you have about a 10% chance of getting anybody to actually answer your survey.
He probably only got 20 people to actually answer his survey which explains why his results are divisible by 5.
>>71989623
These poor souls actually believe Cruz is moral and righteous. Didn't the Bible warn them about false prophets?
>>71989810
>>71989844
that's him.
Too bad he only aspired to be a VP
>>71989756
O'Malley was not a cuck he was the only one who tried to damage Clinton and was a remnant of the old democrat party
>>71989253
That's the weakest handshake I've seen in a long time, Ted is a pussy.
>>71989585
Is it accidental this looks a lot like Shapiro?
>>71989785
post the full list of nicknames
>>71989623
>I vote biblically
Where in the fuck does the Bible discuss democratic governance theory again?
I would remove all evangelicals out of society and into government administered work and reeducation camps on day one if elected president
>Millions of believers have been praying for a man like Ted Cruz
Gas the Christfags!
Interdenominational Christian sect war now!
>>71989860
You can impeach though, right? I mean, your currency is dying and there's no more gold to sell. When shit hits the fan will you just shrug and say "at least we're racially tolerant"?
>>71989946
All Liberals are cucks
>>71989841
GOP: No! You stay here, I'm in charge!
Trump: [puts his hand on GOP's shoulder] Do you *feel* in charge?
GOP: You're part of the Republican Party.
Trump: And this gives you *power* over me?
GOP: What is this?
Trump: Your platform and infrastructure have been important... 'til now!
GOP: What are you?
Trump: I'm the establishment's reckoning. Here to end the borrowed time you've all been living on.
GOP: You're pure evil!
Trump: For you.
>Cruz Supporter Here
>I'm glad that the only two true conservatives (kasich and cruz) have teamed up.
>we have a grassroots groundgame advantage and trump doesn't know how to win
>we have the values voters on our side
>kasich and cruz can easily beat hillary as all polls indicate, polls are never wrong
>its obvious that Drumpf is authoritarian like stalin
>Cruz and Kasich are outsiders and are doing everything they can to uphold our true constitutional conservative values
>The voters of the GOP have spoken in places like colorado and wyoming. The people are on OUR side.
>>71989623
Protistantism was a mistake; Luther should have argued for reform within the Chruch or Converted to Orthodoxy
>>71989880
Trump will probably get over 50% in Connecticut now
All this did was ensure he gets the maximum of bound delegates. In addition to the unbound Pennsylvania delegates he might have about 1,000 delegates by Wednesday.
>>71989892
He doesn't have to tell them shit. The next two weeks are the nevertrump cucks' last stand. They are already in do or die mode
>>71987613
Where's Ben Carson's district in new York?
Lyin' Donald Drumpf about to get destroyed by the Cruzsich Missile
>>71990011
>grassroots
>groundgame
that guy was probably paid
>>71989623
His theocratic bullshit makes me hate him more than anything else.
>>71989428
>yfw vince mcmahon endorses trump in the general and trump hosts summerslam
>>71990011
>polls are never wrong
I wonder what Jeb has to say about that.
>>71990078
He didn't win a district, he just beat Cruz in one of them.
>>71988584
I thought Kasich would be smart and just go peacefully into the cold dark night, but no. He had to do a Rubio and try and help Cruz Stump the Trump.
>>71990051
According to a tweet by PPP, the Don has reached the 50s in CT now. (Which turns it into a true WTA state)
>>71989985
Shut the fuck up, nigger. The Evangelicals mostly voted for Trump, which is why he swept the South.
NEW THREAD
>>71990176
NEW THREAD
>>71990176
NEW THREAD
>>71990176
>>71990176
>>71990176
>>71990176
>>71990176
>>71989877
You backed the wrong horse and are a loser. I will treat each and every one of you how I please and you're going sit there and take it.
>>71990192
WEW LADS
>>71990078
Ben didn't win a district. He beat Cruz in Westchester though.
>>71988330
No that's a falsehood that's been bouncing around the Internet.
>>71989937
Omalley actually did very well the last few debates before he dropped out. Too bad he was a massive cuck for islam, blm and stronk wymin
>>71988813
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
>>71990302
Well he was only for BLM to pander to the modern democrats like Trump is for Israel
>>71990011
>trump doesn't know how to win
>literally the winner
>>71990011
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>>71989057
Even with the huge tactical advantage that his private jet offers, 3 rallies in 2 states in a single day is still impressive.
>>71990364
To see if I still feel
>>71989623
It's ok, their phony brand of theocratic "conservatism" that capitulates to SJWs and fails to conserve anything dies with them. The meme-right is the future.
trumper checking in
maga
>>71988902
Tha fuck?
>>71988962
K den
