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THE PRIMARY SEASON HAS JUST ENTERED A NEW PHASE. ESTABLISHMENT ELITE FORCES ARE COLLUDING AND MANEUVERING IN A LAST DITCH EFFORT TO STOP THE TRUMP TRAIN! THEY DARE TRY TO STOP THE MOVEMENT AND PUT DOWN THE SILENT MAJORITY. WE MUST TAKE OUR NATION BACK BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
THERE ARE NO BRAKES ON THIS TRAIN! MAGA!
OFFICIAL THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZ6Gt2JPXaU
PENNSYLVANIA VOTERS, FOR TUESDAY:
>On the Ballot, first you vote Trump
>THEN you must choose 3 delegates in your District
>THESE are the ONLY Pro-Trump Delegates
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/pennsylvania
PRINT IT OUT IF NEEDED
FIND YOUR DISTRICT HERE
http://www.house.gov/representatives/find/
VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES:
CT- 4/25 in-person (12 a.m. EST) http://www.sots.ct.gov/sots/cwp/view.asp?a=3179&q=489908
WA- 4/25 online & 5/16 in-person
OREGON- 4/26
NEW MEXICO- 5/10
NJ- 5/17
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA- 5/23
>DELEGATES Wonderful Donald: 845/Dildo Destroyer: 559/Mailman Vs. Food: 148
GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
http://trumpgeneral.com
http://www.rallyfortrump.com/
http://www.stopthesteal.org
http://www.cafortrump.com
UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>Rally Hagerstown, MS 4/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twt-G_NjTlA
>Rally Bridgeport, CT 4/23/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61-GNc7fvQY
>Rally Waterbury, CT 4/23/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2hpRTQRKdg
INTERVIEWS
>Don, Jr. on SOTU 4/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wkxb3P1WYI
>Trump on Watters World 4/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ngLrdIaEiY
ENTERTAINMENT
>Rato BTFO by Red Eye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GTt1VkuOfU
>Trump does Impression of Hillary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4Ynr7crA4I
>Donald Trump (Black Version) (Written by Prince)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkBs2tw89dk
>YCSTT Vol. XXIII
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjmHBwY1bAg
WE WILL BUILD A WALL AND THROW RATO OVER IT
>>71984872
THIS
IS
AN
AWOOVEMENT
MAGA
A
G
A
>THREAD THEME https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFOo86PDDuE
PREPARE FOR WARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.breitbart.com/video/2016/04/24/cruz-wont-go-personal-hillary-will-focus-substance/
holy fuck does he not fucking get it
Hillary never had any intention of involving any substance in this election. It is and always was going to be about sexism and faggot shit. This was the plan with Jeb and this will be the plan with Cruz. While you stand up there kveching about marginal tax rates, she will turn the entire world against you like the media did with Trump. You will forever be the extremist who wants to put women in camps because you don't want to force businesses to pay for abortion.
Trump will treat this cunt with no respect. He knows whats coming and he knows he simply needs to demolish her frame faster than she can paint Don how she wants. Ted will fold to the the new democrat plan of "meanie" politics, just like Kasich.
.
FIRST FOR FUCK TED-KAISICH.
>DELEGATE COPYPASTA (ONE MORE DAY TILL SUB 50% TARGET)
Reminder that Trump only needs roughly 391 (52%) of the remaining 752 Republican delegates available in the upcoming primaries or pledged at the RNC.
>LISTS OF STATES BY DELEGATE AWARDING PROCESS
>WINNER TAKE ALL (HIGH TEST ALPHA STATES)
New Jersey (51) [Trump +28]
Nebraska (36)
South Dakota (29)
Montana (27)
Delaware (16) [Trump +37]
>WINNER TAKE ALL @ DISTRICT AND STATE (LOW TEST BETA STATES, TRUMP CAN STILL EASILY TAKE HIGH DIGITS)
California (172) [Trump +27] - 159 District. 10 State
Indiana (57) [Trump +5] - 27 District. 27 State.
Maryland (38) [Trump +14] - 24 District. 11 State.
>PROPORTIONAL
Oregon (28)
New Mexico (24)
Rhode Island (19) [Trump +13] - 6 District. 10 State.
>SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE STATES
Washington (44) - 30 District WTA50%. 11 State Proportional.
Connecticut (28) [Trump +20] - 15 District WTA. 10 State WTA50%
>SHITTY STATES THAT HATE DEMOCRACY (DELEGATES DECIDE AGAINST THE WILL OF AMERICA)
Pennsylvania (71) [Trump +23] - 54 Elected Unbound. WTA 14 State.
West Virginia (34) - 31 Pick Preferred
Trump can easily win. Dont let retarded libcucks or establishment fags tell you otherwise.
#MAGA
**"WTA" - Winner Takes All, "WTA50%" - Winner Takes All if candidate earns 50% of vote, "Proportional" - Delegates awarded based on percentage of vote earned by each candidate, "Unbound Delegate" - Not required to pledge their first vote at RNC, Each proportional state has a threshold of % of votes to be considered eligible for delegates. Each state also automatically gives 3 RNC delegates from state total to the winner of each state (unless otherwise noted).**
>>71984872
MOVEMENT
NEW OC
enjoy it
>>71984850
We /war/ now
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>71984872
>>71984921
Geez, does this shit float your micropenises you goddamn weebs?
Well fuck it at least you're voting for Trump
>>71984890
>Trump will treat this cunt with no respect. He knows whats coming and he knows he simply needs to demolish her frame faster than she can paint Don how she wants. Ted will fold to the the new democrat plan of "meanie" politics, just like Kasich.
Pretty much this.
We all know for a fact, as do the Dems that there is no way in hell they can stop Trump with any of their fancy "buzzwords" because that's the only thing they've been using to try and stop him for the last 9 or some months.
>Just read about this fucking unholy fusion of Cruz and Kasich
I'M SO FUCKING MAD, LET'S FUCKING KICK THEIR FUCKING ASSES!
WITH ME! NOW! WITH ME!
>>71984941
quite the opposite in fact
>>71984987
This brand of meme is one of the few I actually enjoy.
Reminder that these cucks are ruining the greatest societies the world has ever known.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKCRHhmHvjg
OFFICIAL THREAD THEME:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVg28azacaM
>>71984925
Might as well post the other and see how magical we can get.
Praise kek.
>>71984925
Here I am, Lord. Send me.
>yfw this election is 10 times more compelling than fucking Game of Thrones
Im looking for an austrailiian.
first, Do you know a guy called 'dibbler'? not sure about the spelling,
second, Tell me plz, is the slang 'strooth' not sure how to spell that but that's how it sounds to me, used to mean something like an exclamation word that isnt a curse?
>how are there so many Australian shitposters but none here to answer actually australlian questions?
Cruz was a college sleezeball
Maybe a rapist.
http://www.americasfreedomfighters.com/2016/04/14/ted-cruz-ran-platform-socialism-college/
THE WAR STARTS NOW
>>71984956
>>71985010
>HALF RAT
>HALF KUCK
>O GEEZ
*holds up bible
>Oh GOLLY
>WE ARE THE ONLY THING THAT CAN STOP HILLARY
>GOLLY CHEESE
>>71984941
>Posting Chinese cartoons
phew, glad I only post Japanese ones
So now Cruz is completely out of touch with reality.
What kind of backlash can we expect from his supporters?
Ted Cruz is a self appointed Messiah:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNa5w9js48s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v9JYj4jaA0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp4lIvDIv-g
https://themarshallreport.wordpress.com/2016/01/12/cruz-and-his-seven-mountain-dominionism-is-not-in-my-bible-is-it-in-yours/
http://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/why-christians-are-criticizing-ted-cruz-and-israel/
He's an opportunistic faggot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDnuWLuAbCw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cozMqBTMI9Y
http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/gop-primaries/276256-cruz-new-york-values-comment-came-from-trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-pwGx4vv2g (bribery?)
No moderate or independant will vote for this lunatic dominionist come November. Hillary will use this angle and stomp his dumbass:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN1IXDrXgV0
Creepy Cruz:
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1460440845862.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1459831491732.webm
TRUMP 2016! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
>>71985093
Nobody comes to mind.
It's "strewth", strewth m8 google could have told you that.
WE /WAR/ NOW
>>71985064
AYYY fellow Washington state fag here, King county, Kent reporting in for duty. Where are you at, fellow minuteman?
>>71985135
The above is what would happen if Trump picks Rubio as VP
M
A
G
A
>>71984955
;_;
>>71985125
I like to picture a stuttering, stammering blob monster with both of their heads stick out.
>>71985072
Game of Thrones is disgusting and degenerate, literally normie-tier entertainment.
Fantasy died with Tolkien's LOTR *books*. Anything else is shit.
REMINDER
All of that shit Rato was talking tonight about "Trump told the NY Times that blahblahblah". That shit was fucked up, because Trump already said he didnt care if the info was released, but he wanted to honor 'off the record' conversations.
Rato betrayed a helluva big chunk of his 'values' with that butthurt comment. He's entering Lil Marco/Big Don territory.
Tl; dr. Rato said tonight that confidentiality wasnt a big deal. Hillary email tier shit.
>>71985151
No, he is just revealing his agenda.
Nigga thinks he is the messiah, and people will crucify the shit out of him for this. He just wont be a savior, he will be deported back to his cage.
>>71985221
That's implying Trump wouldn't have already nuked Sweden
>>71985203
Snohomish County, Monroe.
PRAISE KEK
I wanted to post at work about Ghost's broadcast regarding anime, but my phone has 4charm(Windows phone 4chan browser) so I can't post with corrupt captcha.
I usually keep most of my interests to myself unless I see someone with similar interests. I'm not a hardcore anime fan, but I do appreciate some of the art that has been created here.
Anyone else?
>>71985184
Thank you m8.not sure why i didnt' find it
>>71985072
New season pilot of GoT was SHIT. I'm glad to be back to /trumpgen/.
>>71985201
WE NEED PEOPLE WITH GUTS
>>71985254
Yep!
>>71985125
>>GOLLY CHEESE
>>71984987
YOU WANT WAR? I GIVE YOU WAAAARR!!!!!
How are so many states so rigged? You vote for the candidate you want but that doesn't even matter because you also vote for a delegate that doesn't have the candidate attached?
Like holy fuck.
>>71985151
Cruz supporters, not much they're used to his sleezyness by now
Kaisich supports, one the other hand, will be pissed. They like golly gee because he's a moderate republican and many of them voted precisely because they wanted to tell the GOP he was a viable option. At this point he's shown he'll bend to the religious right. They'll look at Trump and see a moderate with a personality they may not like but would rather have that than Lyin Ted
>>71984955
A real human bean.
>>71985072
>/tv/ is hyped over GoT
>their hype can't even compare to all the energy for the Emperor on /pol/
THIS IS A HIGH ENERGY MOVEMENT
THE RAT AND HIS NAMELESS COMRADES WILL FALL DOWN
>>71985125
WE /BOSS BATTLE/ NAO.
>>71985272
Well Trump is more focused on destroying Saudi Arabia
>>71985350
Nah, they're all bitching about how shit the episode was.
LYIN' TED WILL PAY FOR HIS CRIMES
IN
RAT-HELL
>>71984955
Well shit.
>>71985373
Honestly I hope he does.
Seeing the American economy owned by the Saudi's destroys my hope for any future the West can have.
>>71985072
This election is basically GoT in real life
who /fuckkasichandcruz/ here
>>71985350
I want to watch the new episode, but I won't be on long because I gotta go pick up a package in the morning before my biology exam.
>>71984955
>eustace bagge
>putting that hat on a pic of his father
jesus christ
>>71984925
Fuck this is a great match up.
HEY VIDEO FAGS, MAKE THIS INTO A VIDEO.
>>71985397
Really? I saw that Hiro made a stickky and thought they were hype for that thing.
>>71985010
This strategy will just demoralize BOTH their supporters because no one wants to vote just against Trump, especially in a primary. Just like the Republicans couldn't win with Romney just being the anti-Obama. People like to vote for something because they feel like they are getting something for their troubles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASj81daun5Q
I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIRTBAGS ARE READY TO GO TO WAR
LET ME SEE YOUR WARFACES
>>71985431
>donating to a billionaire
i mean i love him but really, just buy a hat
TELL PEOPLE IN MD, CT AND PA NOT TO VOTE FOR THOSE TWO FUCKFACES.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kh3aAlJZ4o
AD VICTORIA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kh3aAlJZ4o
MEUS CAPARUM ROMANUS-AD VICTORIA!
>>71984941
>awoo
>anime
>>71984850
You know I used to wonder how shit like the French Revolution got started, now I think I know.
>when youre a #CruzMissile and Cruz tells you to #SuckDickforKasick
>>71985361
Good boss battle music now that Cruz has assumed his final form
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GV6eFO_IfIE
>tfw Kasich's delegate guy is a Trump operative who works with Stone and Manafort
Is Kasich cucked
>found out I work 14 hours the day of the Republican primary in PA
Well fuck you, too, Jesus.
Also what's this about a Cruz/Kasich teamup? Been too busy last few days.
>>71984925
Here is the music when he fights Hillary.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzVBqBosf5w
>>71985463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVg28azacaM
WE NEED A HASHTAG FOR THISE
#GollyCheese would be funny.
force the shit out of it.
Trump Senpai please overthrow the Sandinista government like the spiritual successor you are
>>71985452
Except Joe and Mika had cowered back home with their heads down and ended up like Theon Greyjoy
>>71985010
Didn't Lubio and Kucksuck already try this and fail
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH HOW COULD THEY POSSIBLY THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA?
PEOPLE WANT TO VOTE FOR THE NEXT PRESIDENT, NOT FOR SOME FUCKTARDED FILIBUSTER ALLIANCE
OH MY GOD THEY JUST HANDED TRUMP THE NOMINATION
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA MY FUCKING SIDES
DAN SCAVINO IS ON THIS
https://twitter.com/DanScavino/status/724458293398216704
Am I the only one that saw this coming months ago?
Cruz's time as spoiler is done, he'll fade into the background like Kasich has been. Now Kasich will take the spotlight in the remaining liberal states.
How do we send Kasich home crying?
>>71985373
I dont think he'll destroy Saudi, just probably will try to negotiate better trade deals and oil business with them. Remember me, screencap this. Do not underestimate the Saudis
>>71985456
It already has. It killed Rubio when he started splitting it with rato and to some degree, Kasich. Kasich survived. Hmm. It all started getting fucky around Ohio and Utah.
>>71985503
I like to believe it happens fast and unplanned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZH0BqS54oA
Reminder that some anti-Trump PAC accidentally made a super-motivational video for Trump.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-M6FXuFPayY
>>71985586
sup nicaragua.
>>71985641
Win. Win. Win, win, win!
>Cruz releases the Kasich plan
>Cruz shills start popping up again.
>>71985636
CAN'T BAN THE DAN
I CANT WAIT TILL THE WARM UP IS OVER
THE REAL FUN WILL BE BLOWING CLINTONS FAGGET BRAIN INTO ORBIT GET READY MEN STAND STRONG AND MAGA ON
>>71985586
Successor to Reagan*
>>71985583
need something that would appeal to normies, they wouldn't get the cheese part
>>71985641
with marco yes but not with kasich
>>71985463
FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg92QpjRcJk
>>71985708
After this kind of fight, Clinton will be a piece of cake. The only concern will be if the NeoCons play traitor and support Hillary.
>>71985697
Expect to see the same old tired shillposts but for Kasich coming up soon.
>>71985731
>with marco yes but not with kasich
I can't even what you're trying to say
>>71985563
No. That Charlie Black guy is a fucking shitbag. I presume this is why he is no longer with Manafort, Stone and Black. Two are still together. One is rogue now.
this will only make Trump stronger in Indiana.
Kasich is literally telling his voters to fuck off.
DON'T STRAY FROM YOUR TALKING POINTS
>>71985662
Well Ohio was Kasich's home state and he was a popular governor while Utah is mormonland where Cruz teamed up with R-Money and Glenn Beck
This is Cruz's last ditch effort to stump Trump. Nothing else has worked, none of the endorsements or the protests or the false flags or the rigged conventions or the "True Conservative Anti Establishment Grassroots Movement" bullshit. Cruz put all his cards on the table. We'll see how well his final move played out for him in the next couple of days. The ride is just beginning.
>>71985565
HELL YEAH
...so how many delegates does Cruz actually have right this minute?
Because if it's 559 he's already four short for the majority nomination meaning he's ALREADY mathematically eliminated.
>>71985795
Kek, can't wait to get up early tomorrow to see what the surrogates say on CNN
>>71985668
>they tried turning people away from Trump
>instead they caused more Trump supporters to turn towards Hitler
Ah, fuck it with these half-measures.
It is time.
DEATH TO THE KEKED GOP!
THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!
WE /WAR/ NOW
>>71985821
>he's ALREADY mathematically eliminated.
you're just figuring this out now?
Will our God-Emperor vanquish this unholy alliance?
HOLD ME
>>71985821
he is mathematically eliminated
I can't believe they would be this stupid
M A G A
A
G
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>>71985838
Same,
They are going to get blown the fuck up tomorrow for this.
MATT DRUDGE WAKE UP
https://twitter.com/ppppolls/status/724410376419467264
New polls coming soon for the primaries on the 26th.
>>71985795
Someone stab that bitch.
>>71985821
it's 559
>>71985821
he's confirmed mathematically eliminated
he's trying to waste trump's delegates so that the GOP gets to pretend the majority hasn't already decided who they want and choose someone in their pocket
I feel like the establishment is in the final trench, this is the final hurdle.
The unholy alliance that has derailed and gutted the GOP for decades between the neo-conservative shills and evangelical numbskulls, are openly uniting their champions to fight the burgeoning titan summoned to stop them.
A little more pressure and the GOP we have despised since Bush will fall and the West will have, if not its future guaranteed, a man who are actually recognized the Wests enemies which are not Russia or Assad, and will fight for its people.
I vote biblically, for someone who stands for righteousness and one who cares about the things of God and not his own ambitions. A true servant of God's and the people of this nation. My vote and prayers go to Ted Cruz. Proverbs 29:2 says when the righteous rule, the people rejoice. God is giving the body of Christ another chance to get this right in 2016! Cruzin all the way to the White House! Millions of believers have been praying for a man like TedCruz. God is answering our prayers Body of Christ, stay unified. Pray about joining with Cruz. Together let's get this man elected and once again be one nation under God! Cruz4POTUS2016
This is how a born again believer should be voting by asking the Lord who He wants in the White House in 2016
>>71984941
Nice try.
>>71985864
This is the last battle before the final boss. He's made it this far, I don't see him giving up now.
>>71985781
cruz rubio ticket was rumored a long time ago even trump hinted it but kasich is pretty much noone.
>>71985741
Metallica
>>71985864
THE EMPEROR PROTECTS, IT IS TIME TO FINISH OFF THESE TRAITORS
How fucking pathetic and phony is this guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHj6hQDh6Vc
>>71985847
"YOU BETTER NOT ATTACK!"
>>71985881
seriously, everyone spread this shit on social media.
PROOF THIS CRUZ/KASICH SHIT HAS BEEN PLANNED FOR A WHILE
https://twitter.com/reidepstein/status/724454276869689344
https://twitter.com/reidepstein/status/724454818174083072
https://twitter.com/reidepstein/status/724455254197186562
https://twitter.com/reidepstein/status/724455568266633217
>>71985864
>Trump rails about how they're all on the same team
>Cruz is a far-right bible thumper panderer
>Kasich is a fake nice-guy moderate
>They prove Trump right and try to make their completely dissimilar bases work together
How the fuck did they even think this was a good idea to announce it?
Are they trying to pull some Eminem-tier "admit my weaknesses, so you can't use them against me" shit?
>>71985936
you're drunk anon go home, nobody's talking about VP
>>71985859
Everybody kept saying he's just about to be. After New York.
>GOP beginning to eat itself from within after these fucking jew tactics from Cruz and Kasich.
This is gonna be a bloodbath. Anyone that stands behind the decision will be ousted along with them. The GOP will soon take new shape as Reince Priebus and others get cut from the chain.
>>71985808
I love me some Williams.
[spoiler]But I love marty more[/spoiler] I wish /pol/ has spoilers.
This is another good one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO1y7WQfD9c
>>71985923
BLAH BLAH BLAH FUCK OFF WITH YOUR MUH JESUS SHIT.
tfw this fucking election is Gurren Laggan
>>71985798
Point is that they have been working together for a while now and TRUMP IS STILL WINNING.
>>71985847
EVERYTHING THEY'VE BUILT
WILL FALL!
AND FROM THE ASHES OF THEIR WORLD
WE'LL BUILD A BETTER ONE!
>>71985923
I will NEVER forget you voted for your Heratic Version of God over America.
May God Judge you for your betrayal
>>71985278
Holy fuck i grew up and still technically live between Duvall and Monroe. Working in ND right now, so will be voting by mail
MAGA
>>71986006
i kinda miss the trump-cruz ticket idea. then cruz had to be a rat in december
>>71985795
NO BRAKES
>>71985789
He'll probably tell them to vote Cruz though
>>71985923
You're a heretic. You're no better than Satan.
>>71985999
>https://twitter.com/reidepstein/status/724454276869689344
>they planned this
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>71986054
>tfw this fucking election is Gurren Laggan
I am re-watching TTGL right now, and am on Episode 23 as I type this.
And you are so fucking right.
>>71985999
Oh fuck these dumb motherfuckers.....
>>71985940
I fucking love For Whom the Bell Tolls
>>71986054
>THIS IS DONALD TRUMP
>THIS IS MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
>MY WALL IS THE WALL THAT REACHES THE HEAVENS
>>71985093
whaddya want cunt?
>dibbler
no idea mate
>Strooth
Strewth
I have not heard a single cunt ever say this, and I live in a rural area.
>>71986045
You like /ThomasBergersen/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_I3SY_E4fU
>>71986116
Shit son! Small world! To be honest I live closer to Sultan/Gold Bar but I don't advertise that much on account of their size.
>>71986054
>>71986167
>Gurren Laggan
All right, which one of you was this?
>>71986006
they have to announce it because somehow they have to convince entire states to stop voting for them and vote for their competitor.
Which will fail because 1. less people than you think read the news and listen to campaign shit after doing research weeks ago, and 2. telling people not to vote for you means they won't vote for you and might vote to someone with a chance at winning
>>71984850
Why is this even top news they did this in like the second GOP DEBATE. Now trump is making a big deal over it.
>>71985395
I'm seeing this one being posted alot, i find it way better than awoo. though awoo is still the original.
>>71986184
ZA! WAAAARU!
>>71985741
What's the music in Trump Effect near the end?
https://youtu.be/VPg5KcnCIUc?t=131
>>71986054
What makes you say that?
>>71986155
Kasich's entire voter base is made up of moderates. They will not vote for Cruz.
>>71986221
None were me.
>>71986218
Never heard of this guy, this is great!
>>71986239
They colluded before, now they're fucking merging campaigns.
>>71985999
> jeff roe
Soon, fatboy, soon.
>>71986239
This isn't a debate dumbass. This is entire states.
>>71985999
>"Trump is in it for Trump, Cruz is in it for the people"
WHY DO THEY THINK THIS LIE WILL WORK?! IT HASNT WORKED YET, AND THEY KEEP FUCKING PUSHING IT.
Fuck me... You cant say Donald is against the people, you have to show how you are at higher interest compared to him. I dont fucking get how stupid these political retards can be.
Gotta get em out, out out.
>>71985999
Nice trips
Also, when are they going to be talking to the news about this?
>>71986277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRLdhFVzqt4
>>71986225
Well it worked in Ohio for Kasich. It could work.
Trump needs to get his redpill machine running again to get people pissed off by this shit. At the moment they're just "well of course they have to stop Trump, he's an [bad thing], this is great!"
>>71986298
Someone please hit that fucker with a truck.
>>71986277
Fug I don't know.
>>71986167
Yeah so far we are in the first arc and some of the candidates are literally the antagonists of the first half
>Jeb: Thymilph
>Fiorina: Adiane
>Cruz: Guame
>Kasich: Cytomander
>Lordgenome: Hillary
>>71986270
Why the fuck has your Maple-Infested Brain keep showing Trump as a shity Chaos-Primarch.
Fuck off with your Herasy
Any chance any wrestlers are pro-trump? this shit is WWE and i love it.
I'm imagining steve austin, the rock, and ric flair just going nuts
>>71986184
we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpH5L8zCtSk
>>71986336
Ohio is Kasich's home state, you drooling retard. If what you're saying is true, then why did it not work for Rubio in HIS home state?
>>71986336
>The "It worked for Kasich in Ohio meme"
Ohio is Kasich's home state and wasn't always WTA until he made it as such.
>>71986340
I'm on it
>>71986281
See >>71986357
along with T
>Trump: Simon
>Rubio: Viral or Rosseau
>>71986290
They have tons of great stuff! Also:
Audiomachine
and
Immediate Music
Here's one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEN2L3i4gqc
>>71986218
Got the full album?
Take me in, oh tender anons. Take me in, for heaven's sake!
>>71986277
Fuck, I don't recognize any composer from the very end. The other is Heart of Courage.
>>71986270
>imblyging that Trump isn't the God-Emperor of Mankind :DDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>71986379
We all know Stone Cold has Trumps back.
>Trump version never
For those of you wondering why they're so desperate, think about what states are coming up and then look at this map.
>>71986379
Jerry Lawler is: http://www.cagesideseats.com/wwe/2016/2/9/10953094/jerry-lawler-is-supporting-donald-trump-for-president
>>71986426
note I was referring to Manafort in case the FBI or SS is on here
>>71986379
Steve Austin is very obviously conservative. He's discussed politics directly in some of his podcasts, he probably mentioned Trump and stated his feelings on him at some point but I never heard it. All I heard was that he respected him as a person for letting him stun him at Wrestlemania 23.
Alex Riley and Dolph Ziggler have posted pro-Trump stuff on their Twitter but who knows if it's genuine.
>>71985923
A real Christian wouldn't vote for a Catholic, which is what Rafael is.
Am I shadowbanned?
I'm fucking pissed off, /pol/. What's even worse is that a lot of these limp-dick liberals are actually supporting them just because 'le drumpf le racist le 7/11' etc.
I want them all to be gassed. Tuesday can't come by quick enough.
>>71986054
> all the stars in the sky are shills
>>71986452
OH MY A SICK AND BROKEN SNAKE
>>71986526
Yea
Cruz fag here,
So I'm seeing a lot of "look, he's Establishment" in here. I'm not sure how others feel, but speaking for myself, I'm aligned with the candidate who most reflects my values. In my lifetime, Cruz has been the closest to that, so in this election cycle, I support him. I think Trump is centrist at best with authoritarian tendencies, and if he becomes the nominee, then I'm afraid that would be the end of conservatism in the Republican Party. You may disagree with this, but this is what I believe, and I'm entitled to my opinion. So, in order to prevent this, I hope the candidates do everything that is legal in order to make sure Trump doesn't take over the Republican Party and I hope Cruz does everything legal to ensure he has the best chance of becoming the nominee.
>>71986399
>>71986411
Kasich didn't return the favor in Florida
It fucking worked like a charm in Ohio, pic related. It needs to be countered somehow.
>>71986520
Is he? I thought he was in some weird cult. Dominionist or something.
>>71986441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLu1K68TQFo
Here you go!
>>71986502
.ha..haha...HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>71986552
shit almost thought you were north korean
>>71986506
Alex Riley posted a pic of him in a MAGA hat on his twitter.
>>71986578
Rape a horse you fucking shill.
>>71986580
Alright just making sure.
>>71986526
yes you are reddit.
>>71986578
Gas yourself you fucking establishment kike.
>>71986520
You liar, he is a dominist evangelical HERATIC
>>71986587
No. He's actually a Southern Bapitist. Go figure.
>>71986620
>>71986511
awesome.
>>71986282
In their minds they'll think they're helping Kasich get the nomination
>>71986578
you don't come off as a shill so i'll respond genuinely
you've already lost. Trump is in a position to reach 1237 and if he doesn't and it's taken away from him, the republican party will die.
>>71986578
Shill elsewhere faggot
>>71986578
get your preisthood shit out of here.
>>71986704
That anon is right though, he's a dominionist. he literally thinks he's the chosen one.
>>71986578
>Everything that is legal
>>71986586
>MoE
I'm honestly not convinced.
Maybe I'm stubborn or just letting my personal feelings get in my way of making an argument but with Cruz's freefall lately Trump is going to take 50% on Tuesday and he'll be able to work on the other states as well before he even gets there.
Trump said he could get to 1400 easily.
Is this just self-shilling or is the math actually there?
>>71985463
THAT'S NOT A FUCKING HYPE SONG.
THIS IS A HYPE SONG.
FORWARD, INTO THE DARKNESS, ONCE MOOOOORREEE!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rl7i_YxDl-8
>>71986493
What is this?
>>71986578
Look at it this way, your rat king said it is of utmost importance to choose a candidate who can win the primary. If he cant even win among among conservatives how can he win in the election?
Your brand of identity politics conservatism is already dead, you just havent realized it.
>>71986578
"Vote your conscience. Vote your values! And, um, in this ONE particular instance vote according to the attached instruction sheet—thanks!"
Fuck off
>>71986691
I'm not religious but aren't they nutjobs who believe they're directly anointed by God or some shit?
>>71986578
>50 cents has been deposited into your bank account
Money well earned i say
>>71986578
>I hope the candidates do everything that is legal in order to make sure Trump doesn't take over the Republican Party
This is sadly a common theme with these cucks. I'm seeing a lot of it in Cruzkeks I talk to.
Why do you fail to realize that YOU WON'T FUCKING GET CRUZ, THE GOP DOESN'T WANT HIM EITHER, YOU'LL GET SOME RANDOM KEK YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO SAY IN
>>71986807
They are; Should all be purged
>>71986586
Trump always does better than his average % always. Good luck.
>>71986781
Garo: Honoo no Kokuin
>>71986855
Fucking hell. Imagine what a psychotic theocrat like him could do in power.
>>71985923
The Almighty God sets rulers over the nations. How dare you presume to decide who should be leader? Thy Will, not my will.
>>71985795
Someone leaked the MSM's Globalist marching orders for tomorrow's news cycle?
>>71986776
If the momentum continues, then yes. It won't be easy though.
>>71986526
its funny, i had to ask the same question recently
> not a redditor by any means btw
Well, its Monday in my part of the states. So i guess we need a new thread theme.
https://youtu.be/vAwQ7JtS5_Q
This will suffice.
>>71984955
http://www.politico.com/blogs/2016-gop-primary-live-updates-and-results/2016/04/ted-cruz-john-kasich-team-up-222377
>>71986917
Is shadowbanning a thing on reddit?
>>71986357
>>Lordgenome: Hillary
Lordgenome is Bernie; seems like our ideological opposite, but his supporters will flip to Trump once r/SandersForPresident is kill.
>>71986807
From what I understand a Dominionist believes Christian thought needs to influence every faucet of society. Ted's dad believes he is anointed by God to save the country, which is probably what you're thinking about.
If I was given a survey asking about my religiosity, I would tick off "extremely religious" and I still think these people are whackjobs.
>>71986578
>I'm aligned with the candidate who most reflects my values
>I think Trump is centrist at best with authoritarian tendencies
You think Trump has authoritarian tendencies so you side with the guy who's buying delegates to vote for him? The guy who instead of allowing the party to reconcile is prolonging a lost battle for his own ego? Nice value you got there
Yes! Kasich is finally coming to his senses and realizing that he's handing Trump the nomination! Now that he's teaming up with Cruz, Trump has no chance of getting the delegates he needs. Cruz/Kasich 2016 is happening!
HE HOLDS THE *golly* BIBLE HIGH
wow, I mean gee whiz guys
HE PUTS IT *wow, a cow made of butter* DOWN
man, golly gee, I mean gee whiz
oh man, gee whiz
AND THEN
golly
HE *butter* LIES
>>71986904
funny thing is, there's a video where he literally states his goal is world domination.
>>71986965
Yes, apparently.
>>71986904
I would actualy start acting like the sterotypical Paptist WASPs always feared in that senario
>>71986980
>>71986980
we need more of these
>>71986971
>From what I understand a Dominionist believes Christian thought needs to influence every faucet of society. Ted's dad believes he is anointed by God to save the country, which is probably what you're thinking about.
That's scary.
>>71986980
Its like they realized they're weak separate so they fusion together to become a super GOP establishment candidate.
>>71986971
From Wikipedia:
>Dominion Theology is a theocratic ideology that seeks to implement a nation governed by conservative Christians ruling over the rest of society based on their understanding of biblical law.
>>71986979
Die in a fire you cuck faggot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbptpXzkfi4
yo
>>71986578
Ted Cruz is a political wall. All he does is block shit from happening.
His entire political life is him working AGAINST programs that help us as a nation. Solicitor General, block Obamacare, block drone usage, block weapon sales, block voters, block ambassador visas.
The only things he actually let through in his political career?
>S.2170, a bill to increase coal, natural gas, and crude oil exports, to approve the construction of the Keystone XL Pipeline
>S.2415, a bill to amend the Federal Election Campaign Act of 1971 to eliminate all limits on direct campaign contributions
>Filibustering, causing the October 2013 federal government shutdown.
This nigger does nothing for the government but tell people no...except for the people that pay him of course.
If you wanted a wall, you should vote Trump.
>>71986502
Did jew york really have more rep voters?
>>71987046
One Target is Easier than Two
>>71986980
Never post this again.
>>71986965
Yeah, they love it there. Use it to censor everything.
>>71987046
Just like in those chinese cartoons.
>>71986578
Rip your cock off you anti-white rat fucking degenerate.
>>71986991
Yeah I saw that.
>>71986999
I've never used plebbit so I didn't know.
>>71987008
>I would actualy start acting like the sterotypical Paptist WASPs always feared in that senario
Elaborate?
>>71987090
That's just the GOP primary. It does not.
>>71986966
Yeah but Bernie is not going anywhere and Hillary is technically an ideological opposite in terms of being for everything Trump is against
>>71986980
I keked thank you
>>71986691
His father was a Catholic. They converted to Christianity for political gain.
Let's imagine a hypothetical candidate. His father was born in Egypt, raised Muslim, but converted to Christianity after coming to America. His son, Mohammed, claims to be a Christian. Would this man be fit to run for office? Do we believe him?
>>71987090
What do you mean? More republican voters than democrat voters? If so, no. Not even close.
>>71987078
To reiterate. I dont think Obamacare has helped this nation. Just another thing he blocked.
You get my point tho.
>>71986979
You actually believe that anything will be the same after the convention if Trump loses.
>>71987110
>chinese cartoons.
Gets me every fucking time
>>71986872
I forgot I posted here was was surprised to see the red !, surprised again to see a meme I enjoy.
>>71986578
I can agree. I only vote Trump for the immigration control and destruction of ISIS/fixed military.
I don't like Cruz the way I like Trump, but I'd vote Cruz to get one of our own on the Supreme Court.
And in my opinion Cruz is a fallout man set-up to get Hillary in office to save the men of the GOP and line their pockets with more America blood.
Please read my post, I went through captcha hell.
>>71987126
Actualy join a Secret Jesuit Order and shift into Maximum Giga Papist
>>71987110
Someone's gotta make a Polycephaly of Cruzich.
Drawfags, get on it!
>>71987107
I've literally never used it so I don't know.
I went there once to read some AMA and found the site's layout to be shit so I left. That was back in 2013 I think.
>>71986006
I seriously think they're not thinking that far ahead. They're just so desperate that they're throwing hail Mary haymakers hoping one lands. It won't.
>>71986335
No, I said the end, not the front.
Can someone MAGA the girl and put a Cruz hat (does Cruz even have hats?) on the guy's head?
>>71987157
Damn, is that True? Glad they Converted then! Won't be missed!
>>71987126
Me neither. I knew it was a thing on the internet, but not that it was specifically used on reddit as it apparently is.
>>71987052
Isis. Just say Isis.
>>71987205
I think Kasich just doesn't give a fuck and wants to get more donor paid food
>>71987184
>and shift into Maximum Giga Papist
I have no idea what that means.
AND CLUB FOR GROWTH
CLUB FOR GROWTH SAID
IF YOU TAKE BOTH KASICH'S AND TED'S DELEGATES
AND YOU ADD 'EM UP
YOU GET MORE THAN ME
BUT THAT'S WRONG
So....... Cruz is just handing Indiana to Trump? WTF?
>>71987240
Obama "converted" from Islam to Christianity to get elected.
Politicians do that shit all the time.
>>71987133
Ah, i didnt see the legend at the bottom of it
>>71987306
The plan is to give all of Kay-sucks votes to Cruz.
It won't work though. Most of Kasich's supporters have their second choice as Trump.
>>71987306
No Cruz is just making dumb short sighted decisions out of desperation since he literally believes that he is the annointed one
>>71987300
Become the Catholic-Jew Seterotype to fight the Evangelical Jew
>>71987317
Sad!
>>71987317
I doubt Obama is or ever was Muslim, he's just anti-Western and very, very atheist. His mother sent him to some Marxist school.
NEW THREAD
>>71987366
NEW THREAD
>>71987366
NEW THREAd
>>71987366
NEW THREAD
>>71987366
>>71987306
Cruz is counting on enough of Kaisich's supporters to come bridge the gap but on election day how many people are going to wait in line at the polls to vote for someone you have no attachment to. This may shake up the polls but I think more people will just stay home
>>71987385
>Become the Catholic-Jew Seterotype to fight the Evangelical Jew
Oh.
>>71987397
>implying he didn't go to Indonesia to study the Quran
I can find the video where he says this on youtube
>>71986980
Gotenks tried this same shit with Buu. Buu fucked their shit up because of their silly hubris. Pic related - Cruzich.
>>71987716
Forgot pic related
>>71986980
DON'T CROSS THE MEMES
>>71987233
>worst girl making america great again
trump kittyposter checking in
>>71988454
That's a cute cat, shame about the fagg behind him though.
>>71988454
i came in a girl with blue eyes 3 days ago
what i fuckin thought faggot
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