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Russia's military purchased five (5) dolphins


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>The dolphinarium pledged that by August 1 it will supply three male and two female dolphins aged 3-to-5 years old, "with all teeth intact ... [and] no mucus from the blowhole," the website said.

>The ministry will pay $26,000 for the animals

What are they using them for?

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/russia-s-military-just-bought-five-bottlenose-dolphins-it-won-n560471
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Many governments train dolphins to do water ops with bombs and shit. They sometimes put bombs on their noses. Not really spooky stuff they are just easy to train
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>>71986702
I want to buy 5 russian lolitas, I mean machine guns too. The more that crazy daughter of yours haunts me, more bad luck happens. _Someone_ is interested in this shit.
And of course she already fucked with me. Certainly I was sleeping and I was put to sleep then nicely raped. I mean, come on... If I knew that was my turn to bang Cleopatra itself I would do my very best. (some times I even think that You guys fuck with my mind sinply because when I get that ass not even a black guy will be interesting anymore)
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>>71986702
For dat tight dolphin vagina.
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>>71986702
More dolphins for Natalia
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they could probably be trained to track nuclear subs
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>>71987129
did the shitposting robot go haywire or something with this post?
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>>71986702
Some high tier military official prolly just played Command and Conquer for the first time.
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>>71987129
Brazil, you are drunk. Go home.
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>>71987611
this.

They strap GPS/GLONASS electronics to them and transmit the locations of the subs they follow
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>>71986702

DOLPHINS WITH FRICKEN LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS
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>>71987901
this
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>>71986702
they are nuclear tipped dolphins brah
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Isn't it obvious?
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>>71986702
>dolphins aged 3-to-5 years old, "with all teeth intact

Apparently they aren't British dolphins.
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>>71990254
My sides
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I AM YURI
OBEY ME
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>>71986702
gay sharks for their gay president
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>>71990254
>no mucous in the blowhole

They aren't German either.
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>>71987129
You OK man?
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>>71990444
it says "from the blowhole"
murrican edumacation
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Dolphins are sexual degenerates who need to be zyklon'd
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>>71986702
Fricken dolphins with laser beams
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