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heritage thread?
>>71977546
I don't know my heritage, but I can tell you that I'm 7 ft tall, weigh 400 lbs, have a cock that is 13.4 inches long, and I make half a million every year working as a cook at Wendy's.
>>71977546
so this is how it looks when a BLACKED video becomes reality
>>71977546
Eh, I don't know much about my ancestors, but I know that my great grandparents (on the side of my mom) left france to come to mexico because "it seemed good at the time with a lot of hope"
That was before the mexican revolution
Talk about bad decisions m8
God Bless America
>>71977546
template?
>>71977546
Starting off with a troll version?
Who has the nazi version where they marry abos
>>71977546
>not making your mother somehow aryan
could've been ok bait tbqh
I'm married to a woman who is more English and more German most likely than I am. I did a DNA test, I'm 25% Irish. Who knows, we need to get her DNA tested now to compare.
>>71977546
This will literally be the average American family tree in two generations
Everyone was swedish except for a belgian or two about 400 years ago
ebin shitpost
>>71978806
Even until the 1970s Sweden was incredibly homogeneous
>>71977546
My dads entire family is American going back at least to the 1700s (from what info I have now) and his direct surname family came to the US from Switzerland in 1735. My moms side has two lines direct to Norway in the mid to late 1800s, one line to Germany same time period and one American back to the 1700s.
I am basically Germanic American
>>71979642
Why were your parents so young when they had you?
>>71978181
Are we related anon? USA USA
>>71977546
So basically your heritage is a BLACKED film?
>>71977546
>dat 100% certified European feel
>>71979784
My Mum said she was always the sort who wanted children and my Dad's family was quite dysfunctional so I think he just wanted his own family.
>>71979973
Where in Italy? How far back can you go?
>>71977546
50% slavic jew, 50% scandanavian and british
https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/trump-loves-america
guarenteed most american person itt
>having non-American flags in the last 200 years of your family history
Absolutely disgusting
Welp
>>71980239
This guy knows what's up.
I'm too lazy to make an image but my family has alternated between Illinois and Indiana since the early 1700s (obviously they weren't Indiana/Illinois then, but same region)
>>71977546
Italian American
>>71980436
>female
>the three main axis powers
Doubt.jpg
>>71980482
most of my ancestors are all from the same 3 counties. mostly Lancaster county though. been here since the 1720's
>>71980692
Leave troll
>>71980395
You are disgusting
>>71980754
>>71980896
Leaf, please.
>>71979987
How come all the men on your dad's side seem to have farther issues?
>>71979836
Maybe friend, maybe.
>>71980094
Don't remember the town name, I was young when my grandpa died.
It wasn't a costal town
>i believe it was north of rome too
>>71981005
father
>>71979642
is your mom out of your dads league? it seems like she is
>>71980896
Hidden, saged, reported, called the police, called the neighbor to borrow his leaf blower
>>71980395
I have American heritage from around 1000 years ago, my very distant grandfather was born in Phoenix before he traveled to Europe to fight in the 3rd crusade
>tfw dad was a sperm donor
>tfw I narrowly missed out on being a blonde hair, blue eyed mast race
>ended up green eyes and brown hair
Welp
>>71980436
>Axis
based
>>71979983
So brown confirmed
>>71981166
why did I laugh at this?
>>71981047
T H E Y
K N O W
>>71981183
>no father
did you grow up to be a functional member of society?
>>71981005
It is common on both sides. My Mum's Dad was no better than my Dad's Dad.
>>71981038
They love each other so I don't think that is really important.
My mom has always refused to tell me anything about her side of the family and has never allowed me to meet them. My dad says it's because they're alcoholic injuns. Sometimes I think he resents me a little because of it.
>>71977546
Too lazy to find my chart right now, but I'm the most peaceful European mixture their will ever be...
Russian from my father's side, Sicilian from my mother's. I'm a mixture of peace and stability....
>>71981183
Green eyes is still based tho.
>beats shit colored for sure
>>71981348
He's on /pol/. You win stupidest question of the night, moran.
>>71981348
As much as I could be
>mfw my mother passed away when I was 19
>tfw my grandparents are old as fuck and I'm the one responsible for taking care of them once they can't which will be within the next few years
>once they're gone I'll be functionally alone in the world since all my extended family and I haven't seen or spoken to each other nor myself in 10+ years
Welp
>>71981391
So you aren't white?
>>71981521
M8, I look... well no clue what I look like
>>71981598
How was it like without a father? Are you beta? Are you afraid of using basic tools?
>>71981632
31/32 white probably.
>>71977546
Portuguese by my father's side, my grandfather was russian (mother's side) who married a brazilian who was daughter of a portuguese who married a brazilian who was daughter of a portuguese who married a DINDU NUFIN. I am slav and dindu descendant and was born in Brazil, i won the lottery.
>>71981521
1. Blonde hair/blue eyes
2. Blonde hair/green eyes
3. Red hair/blue eyes
4. Red hair/green eyes
POWER GAP
900. Blonde hair/brown eyes
901. Red hair/brown eyes
POWER GAP
9999. Brown hair/green eyes
10000. Brown hair/brown eyes
THE WORST
7302730472017392620273. Brown hair/blue eyes
t. Blonde hair/brown eyes
>>71977546
Jesus fucking christ. Who is the group of organized people constantly spamming cuck themed things on /pol/? It's getting irritating now.
>>71980692
Probably identifies as female.
>>71981899
>>71980692
Oh fuck off. I just had that template laying around from /int/.
>>71981819
>red hair not the worst
opinion discarded
>>71981149
are you swedish?
>>71982095
>woman on 4chan
post feminine benis.
>>71982113
There's just something very boring about brown hair and brown eyes. But they at least look okay together. Blue eyes/dark hair looks like shit 99% of the time.
Red hair goes hand in hand with pale skin, which is more important than eye or hair color anyway
>>71978568
Cringy self hating American . Muh 2% europe
>>71977546
I descended from Normans who made their way to France, Germany and England. From there, my family came to the U.S.A. in the 1600's. We also have Iberian genetics from the Cherokee.
>be me
> be related to Viking and Native warriors
>nothing to pillage and conquer
>always feel lost and unhappy
It sucks having these genetics. Its total wanderlust and not a damned thing I can do about it. I think I might An Hero and hope for a better Respawn.
DNA sales going on at the major companies if anyone cares. End tues.
>>71982095
I recognize those lips
Those are the lips of an asianic female
anon why did you ask your sister to do this?
>>71982095
You know what you must do.
>>71982041
No offense to you.....
But of fucking course the Swed gets blacked
>>71982347
>Québec
mon cousin.
>>71982382
do you seriously believe him? with a chinese man marrying a canadian woman, and a somalian man marrying a swedish woman?
>>71982440
probably related 10 different ways
>>71982382
And then Canada too. You can't make this shit up. No offense, just stereotypes showing why they're stereotypes
>>71977546
i put way too much time into this
>>71981788
>How was it like without a father?
Shit. Honestly one of the worst things growing up was explaining to other kids the reason why, especially the sperm donor part.
>Are you beta?
On a scale of 1-10 from beta to alpha, I'm about a 5. I was super autistic around girls growing up though. The only thing that saved me kinda, was that I wasn't hideous.
>Are you afraid of using basic tools?
Nope. Just never had the space. Took a bunch of shop classes in HS, own a bunch of old tools picked up at estate auctions and thrift shops. Also pretty into guns, never too big into hunting though. Tried to get into fishing but I don't have the patience. Would love to hike and camp but nothing around.
>>71982095
Literally not even close to convinced you're a woman
>>71982095
FAT
>>71982230
Totally disagree, females love light eyes and dark hair.
Brown/brown is boring I agree, but there are only like 20 attractive red-heads worldwide.
>>71982608
Fugg forgot kid pic.
>tfw tall forehead masterrace
>>71977596
..... I don't get it ....
>>71977546
Here, inherit this ULTRA rare pepe
>>71982672
>females love light eyes and dark hair.
Well I listed them from a man's (mine) perspective, not a woman's.
>>71982496
poor bastard
>>71982558
10/10
>>71977546
Guaranteed replies.
>>71981598
I'm sorry man.... Things can change if you try to change them, things won't get better ignore if you just shitpost
>>71977546
Your heritage sucks.
>>71982496
So you're half white, a quarter Puerto Rican, and what else?
>>71982786
Fair, however this is one of three areas that women have expertise and i trust their judgment.
>rating looks of males
>cooking
>cleaning
>>71982964
beautiful
>>71982972
1/3 white
1/3 Puerto Rican
1/3 Honduran
>>71982919
Things are fine now. The fact that I was an only child to a single mom who herself was an only child makes me want to have like six kids. Probably won't happen but being a dad and having a big family with a domestic wife has always kinda been what I wanted.
literally everyone in my family has been in the military including my mom
I'm joining next year lel
I just want to belong somewhere...
>>71981819
There are so many variations in brown hair within European races though
I'm dark medium brown hair, but turns super light brown and even blonde and even some auburn in the sun. My eyes are hazel. All of my family on both sides has crazy diveristy of eyes colors, trending towards light colors. Hair ranges to every color. My brother's hair is black, my sister's hair is dishwater blonde, my grandfather's and mother's were auburn to red..
pic related.
Maine masterrace
>>71980436
The goddamn axis powers: the bloodline
no wonder you're on /pol/
tfw no hazel eyes
>>71982095
>American
>writing dates like that
i see through your ruse
2000 hours in MS Paint
tfw you're anglo australian as hell
>>71983068
that's not how fractions work you fucking spic
>>71977596
Are you me?
>>71977546
Coal burner: the bloodline
>>71986059
show your boobs
>>71978568
Go Vols
>>71978568
Can I get the template for this one?
>>71984939
Sorry, bro.
>>71986847
How old are you?
>>71986059
H O U S T O N
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T
O
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>>71987103
21. Why?
>>71987480
Same. Let's get married and plant our own family tree.
>>71987024
parents got here legally. MAGA
>>71987711
Sure. Are you attractive?
8==D~
>>71988002
Moderately I guess. Are you?
>>71988223
Indeed.
>>71988294
Do you have good birthing hips?
1st generation born here.
I hate faggots who call themselves irish yet their great great great great grandfather was the only true irish person in their entire family.
I wouldn't even fucking call myself Irish, I'm American.
>>71988500
Oh well I guess it was a nice dream of mine that I'd find a wife on /pol/. We probably don't even live anywhere near each other.
>>71988416
Ah, yes. A chance to talk about my nice, child bearing hips. I worry I am becoming a wench.
>>71979863
>tiny amount of possibly Slavic blood
NOT WHITE ENOUGH SUBHUMAN LITERAL
>>71988702
>>71988676
aww you guys are cute :3
>>71981598
This is the fruits of feminism and decline of the nuclear family.
Bro, I feel for you.
You have my sword.
>>71988676
meant for
>>71988702
>>71977546
Sweden was getting cucked thay long ago ej
>>71978646
yep :*/
>>71980239
yea i can never bother to make one of these. both sides of my family go back to the 1700's.
according to a DNA test im still like 90% british. kinda weird considering how long they've been in america.
87.5% Russian. 12.5% Jew. Life is suffering.
>>71988901
Where about are you from?
Somewhere we end up back in Spain. Lots of Taino(native Puerto Rican) and Spaniard mixing, typical Puerto Rican shit. Most of us are stateside now... typical Puerto Rican shit!
>>71981149
Damn bro, the Argentina is strong in this one
>>71989228
hola, jose
>>71979784
He is literally the same age as I am
And his dad is the same age as my dad
>>71982041
Top kek
>>71990697
holy kek that image
that's the old Canadian flag for you plebs that don't know
>>71977546
The bait is real.
>>71989728
MD? We are almost tooooo close. Made my own, but can't post after 30 mins lol
>>71982349
Why would his sister be canadian?
>>71977596
ME TOO
German,Irish English, Scottish on my white sides
>>71992356
IKTF
Except I'm not part gook.
>>71992009
Maybe we are meant to be.
>>71983497
>very dark brown hair (looks black unless in sunlight)
>Very dark brown eyes (also look black in some cases)
>tan Italian skin
Most people here would probably hate to look like this but I'm actully pretty happy with how it turned out.
Feels good man.
>>71977546
>Swede and black
I kek'd
Fuck, how do you guys know how far your ancestors go?
I wanna try 23andme but i dont know if they work in mexico, does a fellow mexifag knows this?
I'm bad at drawing hair, sue me.
>>71992936
DESIGNATED FAMILY TREE
Pure... Pristine...
>>71992936
Tfw you're designated as fuck
>>71977546
French Canadian from all sides, can retrace my ancestry back to French settlers that lived 400 years ago
>>71981149
PURE ARYAN MASTER RACE
>>71993325
InbredXD
>>71979973
FUCKING FINNS STEALING OUR WOMEN, REEEEEEEEE
>>71981819
What about blonde hair/hazel eyes?
Anyone got the shitpost with half the tree being german and the other one being nignog?
>>71993224
Did they cut her hair after the war?
>in b4 non-white
>>71994274
lol get a load of this non-white fag
idk, all I know is my ancestors loved big families. Way to many of them to figure out who is related to who. Everybody having nine kids and such.
>>71993930
she doesn't have hazel eyes
>tfw black hair, bronze eyes
>tfw dark skin
>tfw don't know anything about my family and when my sister researched our great-grandfather he turned out to be some ukrainian commie
>>71994604
pic of eye pls
>>71994738
no cam senpai
>>71994604
probably a joo
>>71994664
i hope you fall into a well
>>71992100
I dunno eh.
>>71994494
I guess the days before contraception and tv/internet. Its more horizontal than vertical.
>>71995761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JVwfJGfins
>tfw anglo side's blood lust for aryans makes me want to kill myself everyday
why live me lads
