What now, wallfags?
>>71964582
That's legal and perfectly fine.
Alright so that means he's married to a dude now, and if he gets divorced his hommie has to go back.
>He doesn't know about the plan to gas the gays
Go ahead an get married, those documents will be proof that you belong in the gas chamber
Okay but he can only marry 1 person
>implying he isn't illegal too
>>71964582
Sounds fine to me. I'll enjoy seeing what this does to statistics.
>>71964582
...He has to consummate the marriage to make it official. In a case under suspicion they may investigate... He has to literally get fucked in the ass, regularly to get his "bro's" in the country.
So yes, it would work.
gay marriage is the participation ribbon
>gay illegal alien = a homosexican
>>71964582
so they can divorce you and talk half your shit?
>>71965125
What? Do they have to film each other butt fucking to prove their marriage is legit? Are you sure it's not just a UK thing?
>>71964582
I work with a mail ordered bride and it takes years to get citizenship still. They also investigate to see if it's a green card marriage. So that guy is gonna have to live with his friend for years and have gay sex.
>>71965387
Of course not. There are people paralyzed from the waist down who are married.
>>71965125
>thinks they would ever investigate mexican fags getting married
lol so naive it is cute
>>71964582
Only going to hurt yourself and your gay friends tough guy.
>>71964582
Fair enough. I'm good with it. Can't wait for lefties to start shilling for polygamy as a countermeasure.
>>71964582
inb4 someone gay marries an Mexican and then fucks him over hard in a divorce.
>>71965532
>mfw all the Mexicans become gay and stop reproducing
>>71966189
>mmmm hombre you taste mucho spicy today
>>71964582
Ever see Chinese Puzzlebox?
Immigration officers will check to make sure that you and your partner are legitimately in love and aren't just using the system for papers.
This sort of tweet will be used as proof against him
>>71964648
No it's not legal. You can only get a green card if you legally entered the country
>>71964582
yfw Border Patrol requires gay immigrant couples to perform live sex acts to prove authenticity.
>>71964582
They gotta have pictures and prove that they're married. They would have to make out and act like they're together. So unless that mexishit is gay I hope he likes taking it up his pooper.
>>71966847
>>71964582
But then he'd have to give up the butt.
>>71966189
>implying all Latinos are gay by default
They shape their fucking eyebrows!
It would not work. You cannot get a green card through marriage if you entered the country illegally.
>>71964824
Just wait & see.
>>71964582
Fictitious marriage is illegal niggers
>>71967778
omg
>>71967778
Holy shit I just looked this video up. Is this what they call ASMR? What a time to be alive.
>>71969217
I want that tongue in my ass.
>>71964582
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>>71964582
> gets arrested for marriage fraud
> homies get sent back to Mexico
> is thoroughly confused that he is being charged with fraud, a white person crime
> gets max sentence
