>Norway couldn't singlehandedly-destroy USA in a week
TOP KEK AMERICAN PIG SHIT!!! Oh believe you me, us Norwegians are ITCHING for a war with USA. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of American soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the niggers and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY American pig shit they see. When Norway's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it
>>71953747
what the fuck is being slid right now
I can never tell the difference between Finland and Norway on a map because they're both insignificant.
>>71954161
Norway is more insignificant, you can know it becouse they are on the left.
>>71954161
>cant read a map
Jepp, sounds american alright
>>71953747
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>71954743
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>71953747
IMPLYING WE DIDN'T DISCOVER """USA""" AND MERELY LET YOU LIVE THERE AS OUT PET
>a thread died for this
>>71953747
pretty rude tbqh
>>71954161
Hey now, Fins slay commies so they are a okay.
based norge
>>71955361
>>71954817
Fixed it for you
Hey Faggots,
My name is Petter, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the cross country skiing team, and starter on my cross country sprint skiing team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>71953747
I'm a 6'2" chef at Wendy's with a 10" dick and I make $125,000 a year
>>71953747
>One week
Do you realize how large the US is?
Leave the shit posting to the Aussies, Muhammed.
>>71955587
Is Oslo safe to venture in yet? Has the cleansing begun?
>>71954161
>anti intellectual
I bet you're a communist faggot too, aren't you?
>>71955775
about half as big as your mom's ass?
I can't WAIT to salute Queen Hadia
Norweegies are threatening.
kek. We love you Norway, but go home. You're drunk.
>>71956120
Stone buildings, frilly clothing and paintings don't provide a lot of protection against nuclear warheads
>>71956120
Take you all week to think up with that come back?
>>71956120
Why does everyone pretend like they don't love McDonald's?
>>71956631
we dont
burgerking is 10x better
>>71956631
Because it's cool to hate burgers, when they're probably the perfect food.
>>71953747
Such low effort bait that its almost funny
AMERICANS BTFO
>>71956631
american food is degenerate, you've obviously never tried komla
You're lucky america. Not everybody gets to experince death by snu snu.
>>71954161
I love these comments. Americans are proud that they are getting dumber and dumber each generation, and losing touch with the motherland.
You are soon all mutts and mongrels with an average IQ of 80.
And OP is the one norwegian troll we have. He makes this thread, the one about anonymous threatening 4chan and about a fitness gamer girl that doesnt give a f*
>>71956120
>comapring traditional europe to modern america
nigger what?
>>71953747
>USA having best military in the world
>Norway having 38th best military in the world
"single handedly destroy USA"
http://www.globalfirepower.com/countries-listing.asp
Also this copypasta is getting pretty fuckin' annoying desu famalam
wew lad
>>71957270
shut the fuck up before we invade you india fuck
>>71953747
>3rd world parasites couldn't singlehandedly-destroy NORWAY in a week
TOP KEK NOWAY KEK!!! oh believe you he she them their xe zi me, them africans are ITCHING for a breeding war with NORWAY. they will fucking ANNIHILATE your pathetic cucked country. there woulden't be a square meter of noway soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once the african parasite force are done raping and willingly breeding out the women of your defenseless country. then, their islam boys (they'd send their best religious converters first) swoop in, converting any and all white native whites left. converting EVERY noway cuck they see. when islam is done with you, they will have committed acts of genocide. of course no one is gonna do shit about it.
wanna know the difference between my post and yours? one is actually happening right now :D
>>71957498
Try it you little faggot
Our military manpower is more than your entire population fucking kekkk
>>71953747
We shall assist you Norge!
>>71957735
1 norwegian soldier can take out 1000 indian soldiers
your gunbarrels are jammed of shit
>>71957881
>1 norwegian soldier can take out 1000 indian soldiers
lol k nigger
>>71957802
Swedish jokes are always lame as fuck
>>71955361
> implying the 'Norwegian East Coast' has less niggers that Europe proper
If you really control Sweden, then fix it alpine nigger - Sweden is pretty much Mogadishu at this point.
>>71957106
> implying modern america has anything in common with traditional america
fixed
>>71957106
Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.
>>71953747
What's the story behind this?
>>71958709
Copypasta desu
I have to agree the US is shut only reason I'm here is cuz it's not as much as a shit hole as Mexico and there faggot government
>>71958454
You missed out on something, there were no horses for the Indians in America before Columbus.
>>71953747
I see at least some of the Muslims in Norway are learning English.
>>71957270
>Sweden
>29th
wut
>>71956847
STEEEEROOOIDS.
>>71959911
100 countries are behind you
That's good enough innit?
>>71960247
I was just surprised we were that high up.
>>71960482
Swedish Air Force is pretty good if I'm not wrong
>>71956120
was gonna rage but then I saw the pic of Wagner. Anyone who hates jews as much as him is okay in my book. You're okay, Norway anon
>>71960247
Surprised we're on the list at all desu
>>71961377
>>71960482
Welp, maybe this is why
http://www.globalfirepower.com/country-military-strength-detail.asp?country_id=sweden
I bet every aircraft US sells to other countries has a killswitch integrated so if they ever turn their backs on US their aircraft will be magically disabled somehow
>>71955361
keked
also Greenland is prison island, or helluland, maybe jan mayen or bouvet or somethin
>>71956663
Hahahahahaha Burger King is quite literally the worst of the fast food chains
>>71962677
Tastes 10 times better than McDonalds... at least in Norway
>>71953747
Yes, the US is no match compared to the mighty Norwegian navy. They like to brag about their carriers... but they will soon be at the bottom of the sea.
Norway = most pretty girls = most pretty country = most pretty killer instinct = DIE!!!!
>>71956120
>>71961591
Well I hope so. It would be stupid not to do this.
>>71953747
fag, you are a fag
gay, you are gay
like the fag that you are,
fag
>>71954743
What ze fuck did you just fucking say about me, you verdammter Jude? I'll have you know I graduated top of mein class in ze Hitlerjugend, and I've been involved in numerous secret Gestapo raids in Berlin, and I have over 300 confirmed executions. I am trained in gorilla gassing and I am ze top sniper in ze entire Wehrmacht. You are nothing to me but just another race traitor. I will wipe you ze fuck out with precision ze likes of which has never been seen before on this Reich, mark mein fucking words. You think you can get away with saying zat scheiße to me over ze Internet? Think again, arschloch. As vee speak I am contacting mein secret network of spies across Deutschland and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for ze storm, blödel. Ze storm zat wipes out ze pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and zat's just with mein machinenpistole. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed kampf, but I have access to ze entire arsenal of ze Wehrmacht forces and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable arsch off ze face of ze Reich, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy blitzkrieg your little "clever" kommentar was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying ze price, you verdammter dummkopf. I will shit Zyklon B all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo
>>71963926
I want to die.
>>71958454
>Natives on horses
that makes my brain hurt, whos the retard who drew that shit
>>71959951
>Finland
>Even mentioning drugs
mfw finland never made it in the sport after their drug use was exposed
>>71963846
To Valhall
>>71953747
>A FUCKING CROSS
>>71957270
poo in loo
This is why Norway is not in the EU:
(centuries old song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o46WtmyVYDI
