>>71928902
Wait, I see those every day. Are the predictions for the tourist season so bad that we actually have to shill on /pol/ to get tourists? What the actual fuck?
I worry that my homeland will be inundated with migrants.
>stealing our flag
>defiling our flag with a pinecone
>>71928902
I appreciate how they caused the whole Balkans mess and were the reason Yugoslavia broke up.
croatia makes for a cool country
>>71928902
>Beautiful
>Based
>Economy sucks like vacuum
A Mediterranean nation, basically.
>>71929198
Pineapple, not pinecone, god damn it, aquafresh. And shouldn't the top part of your flag be orange, and not red?
>>71928902
Just join the V4 already.
>>71929388
No, it was made red in the early 17th century because orange is hard to see from long distances (on sea).
/pol/ hates us so no
>>71929653
It doesn't make sense. Were you guys so inbred that your entire navy developed color blindness?
>>71930276
I hate us too, so don't worry
>>71930326
No turkboy, red simply has better visibility from large distances.
za dom
Bog i Hrvati
>>71930478
But how? Why?
Croatia strong!
Remove gypsies, jews, muslims and serbs!
>>71929358
WTF are you talking about Ahmed, the croatian economy is going nicely in certain sectors.
Stop shitposting in our elections thread . Thanks.
>>71928902
Stop with croatiaposting. We're not interesting. We will probably not exist in a 100 years or so, I invite all threads that aren't about jews, Trump or blacks, but irrelevant country posting is probably the dumbest of them all.
>>71930850
already done
>>71930855
Youth unemployment is Spain tier. Which is Greece tier. Which is Mediterranean tier. Which, in turn, is Croatian tier.
>>71929075
Actually it is expected to be a record season again. Over 8 billion €.
>Croatia 2020
>Istrians & Dalmatians rich like Beverly Hills people
>Slavonia like a movie set for Mad Max movie. Wild gangs, crazy cannibals and people offering human sacrifices to escape their poverty.
I would rather we don't have a single tourist instead to see such a fast rising economic inequality.
>>71928902
Pretty much a version of Serbs that actually uses their head at times.
Ante Pavelic dindu nuffin
>>71931711
Thanks for the compliment I guess
>go to Croatia
>in a bar
>chat up with a local
>buy him a drink
>rest of bar swarms me to buy them a drink
Shits crazy there if they detect you have $$$
>>71929075
>implying gazillion of Russians isn't coming due to Turkey situation
wez gonna be rich nigga
>>71931902
Np m8. Should have accepted Catholicism instead of killing our emperor.
Croatia strong. Croatia removed kebab removers.
>>71931554
>over 8 billion €
i already hear the dalmatians nagging: oy vey, only 8 billion, this is like anuddah tourist shoah!
(everything less than 100% increase is considered a bad season)
>>71932397
Croatia also horrified Nazis and told Stalin to fuck off. There is no stopping us. Even God is fearful in our presence.
>>71932397
slušajte saad porukuuu od svetoog ilijEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>71928902
N O T R A R E
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My dad has a home in Vir and Umag any Croat bros can tell me if those properties will be worth anything to sell in say 30 years?
>>71933397
Umago yes, Vir will probably be overrun by dozers because nobody has a valid property licence there.
Anyway, can someone lend me their rifle, Erdogan is visiting on tuesday
>>71934179
What a shame about Vir. Beautiful place and we have a nice place that is 100% legit. Right by the water and center. Umag I find boring as shit. Outside the beaches and Tennis games don't really give a fuck Pula is nicer.
>>71930931
But if we don't shitpost those threads would literally have 10 replies l0l
>>71934742
It's because Umag is for retired brits, not young americans.
>>71929388
>And shouldn't the top part of your flag be orange, and not red?
I never thought about it that way.
>>71931554
Def going to Slavonia then that sounds quality.
Also:
Šljiva>Loza
Idem Bosnu gledat piramide t b h
CROATIA=BEST CUNTRY
And let's not forget to greet our friends in the military!
Thank you based Croats for this guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny6SbflP58g
Croatia is the bestest country in the balkan, of course, after Bosnia. Serbs were scared shitless and cucked to no end that they could only retaliate in 1990's.
