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STOP THE MEMES AND LOOK DEEP IN2 UR HEARTS <3, YOU KNOW WHO WILL SEND HILLARY TO THE GULAG AND YOU KNOW WHO HAS YOU IN THEIR BEST INTERESTS.
http://feelthebern.org/
>DELEGATES: The Bern: 1,153 / The Shill: 1,428
REAL-TIME /POL/ BERNIE-DEDICATED VOTER COUNT: ???
>PHONEBACK FOR BERNIE'S POLITICAL REVOLUTION: https://www.berniepb.com/
>FACEBANK FOR THE WIN: http://www.berniefriendfinder.com/
>UPCOMING EVENTS/RALLYS:
4/23 - DELAWARE
4/24 - RHODE ISLAND
4/24 - CT
4/25 - CT
4/25 - PA
>4/14 - BROOKLYN YARD DEBATE:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KunPfHnefiw [Embed]
>4/11 - ALBANY RALLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLSr94prQX0 [Embed]
>4/13 - MANHATTAN RALLY ("MAKING TRUMP WEEP" #2 RECORD BREAKING NUMBERS)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhMoEWgKyW4 [Embed]
>4/17 - PROSPECT PARK, BROOKLYN ("MAKING TRUMP WEEP" #1 RECORD BREAKING NUMBERS)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAnMywF_EMo [Embed]
>4/18 - LONG ISLAND CITY, QUEENS, NY "THE QUIET BEFORE THE STORM" RALLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOx7aFcB95E [Embed]
>SPEECHES/INTERVIEWS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5ZB8Lg1tcA&feature=youtu.be [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARX7pNv39w8 [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1Gd76qwofM [Embed]
>ORANGE MONEY MAN VS SENILE SOCIALIST:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Poi5x0E2CM [Embed]
>Why do the Clintons have 5 shell companies in Delaware?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wk0ivo6CesI [Embed]
>Watch as the tears start rolling down Hillary's face when asked whether she'll consider releasing her transcripts for the umpteenth time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCDrAIpSfPY [Embed]
#FeelTheBern
Please don't hurt the Trump supporters feelings ITT. I know Trump supporters often want their safe space but this is NOT A SAFE SPACE.
Truly the only honest candidate running
>Bernie supporter
>"send Hillary to the gulag"
Kek. Da, comrade!
>>71913610
>>71913734
LOW
ENERGY
SHILLS
>>71913610
how about you make like a tree and go fuck yourself plebbit
>>71913734
Cuckland fuck off m8
OP is a faggot, that is all.
>>71913610
Do you believe interest rates for student loans should be the same or at least lowered because house morgatages and car loans are lower?
>>71913803
>>71913805
>>71913809
Awh, butt hurt little faggots can't handle other opinions in their safe space? Did you read the OP:
>Please don't hurt the Trump supporters feelings ITT. I know Trump supporters often want their safe space but this is NOT A SAFE SPACE.
>>71913734
Only honest candidate in years.
>>71913775
Greetings comrade.
Trump has a tranny fetish.
HONEST
TRUTH
BERN???
whAT
IMPLEMENTING A SYSTEM THAT YOU KNOW WONT WORK INTO THE SYSTEM WE HAVE
IS
A
FUCKING
L;IE
ITS ALL LIES
ENJOY YOUR LIES
SHITTY BRAINED DICK TICKLES
>>71913803
BOSNIA????
>>71913949
I believe public colleges and universities should be tuition free. We have the capability to provide this quite easily. It's just a matter of actually investing in the future of our people.
America thrived in the past because we tried to raise every one up in America by being ahead of the curve in education, infrastructure, etc. We have completely given up on trying to be the best because we have gotten obsessed with the idea of supply side economics which are literally bull shit.
>Do you believe interest rates for student loans should be the same or at least lowered because house morgatages and car loans are lower?
Yes I do. Even though school loans are non-collateral assets it's counterproductive to the economic growth of our country to have an entire generation of individuals burdened by debt for the next 5-15 years. The insane interest on student debt crushes expendable income, thus stagnating businesses by lowering demand for goods and services.
Are you ready to get your hardcore prostate exam on Tuesday, courtesy of HRC?
>>71913610
I want to see trump cuck truedoo
>>71913949
Actually they should be lower because, like herpes, you carry them for the rest of your life. You can't just mail the keys to the bank and walk away like your parents did. They will eventually be paid off.
Government should not be profiting from this, but free education is not the answer.
>>71914212
Trump favorability rating: 35%
Trudeau favorability rating: 80%
>>71914163
You do realize that's the whole idea against loans? People take them out because they are investing in their education. No point arguing because I don't know the economic points of loans and your a sanders supporter so you don't now economics. Opinion wise free education means more schmucks taking worthless degrees because they don't actually have to invest money in education. What's your immigration stance? Should minimum wage be a livable wage?
>>71914244
When the scrubs who don't pay back their loans whether it be by dropping out, blowing money, or poorly investing in a shit degree or not networking, are you suggesting the government just take a hit monetary wise because some bernout was too retarded to research his future?
>>71914391
I don't think the goal of education is to get a degree or job. I think it's to educate our population so we can make better decisions as a nation, people, and society.
I do understand economics. I used to be a hard right, free market libertarian. Bernie's economic policies would create the most amount of economic stimulation and growth. We desperately need to put to work millions and rebuild our infrastructure. His entire economic plan is very sound, go look at the numbers.
>What's your immigration stance?
I don't like Bernie's policy on immigration. I am for more of an isolationist border state. I don't think welfare state can exist with illegal immigration. I do agree we need a viable path towards citizenship and immigration because one driver to the immigration issue is the impossible process for becoming a citizen.
>Should minimum wage be a livable wage?
Loaded question. What is a livable wage? I do think the minimum wage should go up because only around 20% of the population work minimum wage jobs and they are mostly service oriented. The cost of goods would not increase linearly. Instead, the poorest in our society would have more money, thus being able to participate in the free market.
Concentration of wealth destroys the free market by slowing down the velocity of money. Rich people only spend fractions of what they bring in where as poor people spend 80%-110% of their total money earned. Raising the minimum wage would not hurt businesses because it would increase customers, thus increasing demand.
"What the fuck bro 3 dicks in her ass at the same time they call it triple anal thats more dicks touching each other than pussy but then they say it aint gay.lol fuck off its 2016 if yall wanna rub ya dicks together its cool you dont need an excuse."
-Sen. Bernie Sanders
>>71914882
True American hero.
>>71914757
Increasing minimum wage hurts small business and destroys growth. It'd be counterproductive to "fight the rich" by increasing minimum wage when in reality you just slightly put a dent in their profit margins while small businesses can't afford that much overhead cost. How do you feel about Bernie having know ties to communists during the cold wafers in which the number one goal on the ussr was to destroy and subjugate the American people?
Don't want more war and death? Bernie is your guy :)
>>71914662
There is no bankruptcy process for student loans. They will be hounded to the grave.
Yes, there is a default rate, and the interest rate should reflect this. But right now the government profits handsomely from student loans.
Education funding should be a break even program if the government is involved, or ideally a private sector enterprise.
Imagine if students had to go on Shark Tank and pitch their education funding to a billionaire. Imagine Kevin O'Leary offering, "ok, I will fund your Wharton MBA. In return I want 15% of your first 15 years income." Or "ok, jamal, I will fund half of your black studies degree, but I need to hold the deed to your parents house until paid back, plus 30% of your first 20 years income."
>>71914965
A filthy communist cannot be an American hero end your life
>>71913954
This is what trying too hard looks like.
>>71913610
Fuck off, stupid fucking neckbeard socialist
>>71915124
>Bosnia and Herzegovinia
You don't know shit about America. Fuck off Eurotrash.
>>71915029
Sorry dude you aren't gonna red scare me. Lol, I'm an anarcho communist.
Also raising the minimum wage is a slow process that happens over a duration of years. It's not the sole way you "fight the rich".
>AND YOU KNOW WHO HAS YOU IN THEIR BEST INTERESTS.
As a white male I highly doubt Bernie ha any of my interests in his heart. Likely he wants me to pay for my ancestor's "crimes" and to be bred out of existence.
>>71915041
Kek. Bernie is the least likely to get in a war than any other candidate.
>>71915284
>anarcho communist
Wew.
Gass yourself degenerate.
Did he acomplish anything in his life? I mean he is 6 million years old and never was in serious office. Just a vocal kike, who is a literal nobody.
>>71915284
>You don't know shit about America. Fuck off Eurotrash.
>posts Garl Margz
>Lol, I'm an anarcho communist.
Holy fucking shit dude
>>71915316
>caring about "ancestors" when in reality we are amorphous masses of meat tissue and electric impulses forged by billions of years of natural selection and our entire history of existence, past and all future, is an infinitesimally small, meaningless, insignificant blip in the universe.
But yeah, let's worry more about fighting between people instead of progressing humanity.
>>71915344
Thats a good thing in civilized countries :)
>>71913610
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
EHHHHHHH
OHHHHH
>>71915465
>>71915402
You guys triggered?
>but this is NOT A SAFE SPACE.
>>71915338
thats a quote from Mr. Adolf Hitler
>>71915093
Honestly I'm fine with the government making money from the loans. I assume it's also how they afford to pay for all the various grants and scholarships. Life is unfair and people have to be shat on, reduce getting shat on by not being a dumb ass and getting a good degree with good prospects. By making people equal you just lower other people's standard of living to match the impoverished but hey at least we get our government mandated loaf of bread every week, too bad there is a queue for the queue
>>71915505
>cucked countries
ftfy
>>71915546
>Anarcho communist
HA HA HA, ANTIFA, HA HA HA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=469amd-1oEw
>>71915546
Not triggered,just baffled.
>>71915503
I don't care about my ancestors, people like Bernie and his followers are the ones that care, they'll persecute me for what my great great grandparents supposedly did
>>71915658
You can't even get along with your own citizens and NATO had to bomb you. Why would you want that again? :)
>Woken up at 8:30am this morning by a text message
>V.O.T.E F.O.R B.E.R.N.I.E S.A.N.D.E.R.S
Which one of you bastards is sending random texts?
I'm looking so forward to voting for Bernie in the primaries! FEEL THE BERN MY COMRADES
>>71915284
Lol the ussr is dead but they have essentially poisoned the western well. It's a well cited example but compare life in Romania before and after they executed their commie fag. I'll see you the day of the rope
>>71915402
>>71915465
Give commies an inch (socialism) and they take a foot. Remember friends, in the upcoming wars, lynch all communists and label them the sum that they are for everyone to see.
>>71915540
>rolling
>>71915540
Give mme th dog
>>71915284
>I'm an anarcho communist.
What does this even mean? Communist society without government? Then how will equality be enforced?
>>71915798
They didnt have to bomb us,the zionists chose to cause we were killing "muh muslims"
And stop putting that cringy ass smiley face at the end of every post,you faggot.
>>71915540
Rolling.
Also, kek at all these triggered people.
>>71915689
>>71915705
>>71915740
>>71915936
>>71914163
Do you realize Europe has no industry left because they do exactly this shit, you fucking mongoloid?
If education is completely free, then why would anyone full unskilled labor or trade job positions? The answer is they wouldn't, and those jobs would become too expensive for companies to have, forcing larger companies overseas and killing smaller industry. Not to mention damaging it would be to our logistics industry. The United States is massive, so who the fuck is gonna ship your dildos from Amazon to you when there is literally no reason to become a trucker?
But wait, that's not all, folks! With the massive influx of people into higher level jobs, how many of those available jobs are going to continue to exist? We're already seeing this problem here where students graduate but can't find any available jobs in their field. Those jobs would be shit worthless and you'd end up having nuclear physicists working for ten bucks an hour because companies would have no problem finding someone desperate enough to do that.
>>71915540
Gotta do it
>>71915540
the most productive thing that can come from a bernie thread
>>71916166
>triggered
Nah, communists can't be reasoned with thus the next logical conclusion is to remove them from the gene pool.
>>71915540
Prince plz
>>71916166
>I could try refuting their arguments but Ill just call them triggered instead XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
You have severe autism,kill yourself
>inb4 u mad bro XDDD???????
>>71915540
rollin for glory
>>71916117
Why do you feel the need to blame zionists for all your problems? I don't think Americans want to end up like you so they should vote for Bernie Sanders. :)
>>71916722
>>71916455
No but this is a Bernie thread. I don't go in Trump thread asking,
>How is he going to ban a religion from entering the country when literally the FIRST sentence in the bill of rights says: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion
>How does Trump plan on fixing a 20 trillion dollar debt in 4 years like he claimed?
>How come he originally estimated $2b on the wall price but its now up to $15b. Repairs alone over 10 years would be an extra $4-6b
>Why does he support imminent domain
I didn't make this thread to debate you cucks. I don't give a fuck what your opinion is. This is a Bernie thread.
>>71915540
Rolling q
>>71916914
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>>71916914
Good quality post man
>>71917027
>This is a Bernie thread.
Well,its a shit thread.
>>71914341
My country fucking sucks ass
CANT
What will all Bernie supporters do when their taxes increase 10-20%?
Are you guys happy to pay EVEN MORE in taxes?
STUMP
WONT
STUMP!
DONALD
J
TRUMP
Im joining the military. How does Bernie help me get boots on ground and make bodies?
>>71913610
He looks like a whiny little hipster bitch
>>71915540
keep rollin rollin rollin rollin rollin
>>71915459
Same thing with Reagan, he was a fucking Hollywood actor.
>>71917372
Now he's just a whiny old hipster bitch.
I feel like I've been on /pol/ for a while and I've never seen /bsg/. Why did you wait until now?
>>71915540
Rolling in the name of trump
>>71917027
Well well, look whose crying about his "safe space" now?
We literally do not want you here, you pathetic, economically illiterate faggot. You have an entire website dedicated to your pathetic autism (plebbit) and you will literally never sway a single person on here to vote for hernie panders. Eat shit and die :')
>>71913610
Nu-male before it started. Go back to S4P and circlejerk how Bernie's still going to win.
P.S. phonebanking irritates the living shit out of people. Harassing superdelegates is super irritating to people that you have none of. You are hilariously nailing in your own grave. I don't mind. Shillary will be an ok president.
>>71917193
Yes I will be very happy because these tax numbers implies he passes his single payer healthcare. I would save about ~7k a year on medical expenditures.
I would save money.
>>71915486
This is funny why?
>>71915540
Roll.ing for doggy
>>71915459
Sorry he came from a poor background instead of inheriting daddy's wealth.
>>71917548
>choosing to not waste time debating is a safe space
k nigger I didn't say you weren't welcome here like others. I just said I'm here to celebrate bernie not to debate ignorant nig nogs.
>>71917521
There is an occasional BSG thread.
>>71913610
Cuckest shit i even this pol lol.
trumpbabbies BTFO
>>71917548
Triggered i see
>>71915316
This is definitely what he secretly desires. I'm glad you're paying attention and not just parroting /pol/speak
>>71915486
14 year old getting politically active. How is this funny? If everyone was like this our country wouldn't have been sold out by Neo-con globalist banksters.
>Germany
Instead you sat on your ass and played Pokemon and let your country go to shit.
>>71913923
did this ever catch on?
>>71917548
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs
This is now officially an anti-commie thread
>>71913954
Starting to wonder if Trump just likes trannies.
For a complete asshole he's surprisingly progressive when it comes to trannies. Like he has a soft spot for them.
>>71917929
k, free bumps.
>>71917950
Guess he'll go back to renaming post offices.
why would I ever vote to help illegal foreigner's children instead of my own?
Dems are so quick to spend my tax money to help people that didn't have the balls to work and take care of themselves......why do I have to be their daddy and take care of them?
Why are Bernie supporters so quick to violence?
We have what - 2 examples of attacks at Trump rallies against trespassing Bernie supporters. We have zero examples of Trump supporters at Bernie rallies. Yet youtube if rife with examples of Bernie supporters attacking Trump supporters in public places. Is it because they are young? Minorities? Coddled babies? Why?
>>71917689
What does cuckest even mean?
Pray for a non-commie
I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. MY SECRETARY, FOLLOWING A BARBARIC BEAVER BEATING THAT SLOUGHED OFF HER UTERINE LINING MORE EFFECTIVELY THAN HER OWN MENSTRUAL CYCLE, INFORMED ME THAT MY TWO LEAST FAVORITE ARTISTS, 311 AND SCOTT STAPP, WERE RECENTLY INVOLVED IN A SCUFFLE. HISTORICALLY A MEDIATOR, I FLEW IN MY LEARJET TO MEET THE TWO BANDS. THE TWO GROUPS WERE WHINING LIKE ANNA NICOLE SMITH AFTER INHERITANCE MONEY UNTIL I PREPPED THE MEMBERS OF 311 FOR THE IMPENDING IMPALEMENT WITH A COMPREHENSIVE COATING OF NUT NECTAR, GLUING THEM TO THE GROUND. AFTER SUSTAINING A BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA TO THE HEAD FROM MY CROTCH CRUSHING CONCUSSION CANE, STAPP WAS TAKEN 'HIGHER' THAN EVER BEFORE AS HE WAS BOUNCED LIKE A BABY UPON THE Z-MAN'S TWO-TON TROUSER-SCHNAUZER, WHILE THE 311 MEMBERS WERE HELD CAPTIVE BY THEIR OWN ASSHOLES LIKE BOWLING BALLS. THE FORCE FROM MY CULVERT-SIZED COCK SPLITTING STAPP APART WAS ENOUGH TO CAUSE HIM TO DEVELOP DUAL PERSONALITY DISORDER. AS STAPP PROCEEDED TO BLEED TO DEATH, MY STEADFAST SLUT-SPEARING SON-SIRING SKINFLUTE BURST THROUGH THE LEAD SINGER'S BVD'S, CAUSING HIM TO BREAK OUT INTO A RAPE-INSPIRED RENDITION OF 'COME ORIGINAL'. I COULD ONLY INTERPRET HIS SINGING TO INDICATE IT WAS TIME TO FINISH UP, SO I BURIED THE ALT-ROCK GREAT IN A GOOEY GRAVE OF GONAD GOULASH. MY GROIN YETI IS NOW THE SIXTH MEMBER OF 311, I GUARANTEE IT.
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ON MY RETURN FLIGHT HOME FROM MADRID ON HOLIDAY, I WAS AGHAST TO LEARN THAT THE AIRLINE PATRON SEATED IN FRONT OF ME HAD BECOME OVERLY INDULGENT IN THE COMPLIMENTARY SPIRITS OFFERED BY THE FLIGHT CREW. HIS UNRULY BEHAVIOR TOWARDS THE OTHER PASSENGERS WARRANTED A SWIFT AND RATHER UNSOLICITED EXERSIZE SESSION OF HIS VULNERABLE ANAL CAVITY. STANDING TO SPEAK HARSHLY TO THE MAN, MY WONDERFULLY WICKED WOMAN WOOING WONDER WIENER FELL TO THE FLOOR OF THE AIRCRAFT WITH A TERRIFFIC THUD FROM THE BERMUDA SHORTS THAT HAD SOMEHOW CONTAINED IT PREVIOUSLY. HIS SCREAMING PLEAS FOR MERCY AND FORGIVENESS ECHOED IN THE OTHERWISE SILENT CABIN, AND I SUSPECT THEY WILL RING FOREVER IN THE EARS OF THOSE WHO BORE WITNESS TO THE DRAMA AND FERVOR WITH WHICH MY GREATLY-GIRTHED GATLING GONADS PIERCED BOTH HIS HERSHEY HIGHWAY AND THE SANCTITY OF HIS VERY SOUL IN UNISON. UPON SATISFACTION OF MY LESSON HAVING BEEN TAUGHT, I RELEASED ONTO MY ADMIRING ONLOOKERS A TORRENTIAL TESTICULAR TSUNAMI THAT MADE UNWILLING MEMBERS OF THE MILE HIGH CLUB OUT OF EVERY PERSON ON BOARD FLIGHT 606 TO NEW YORK CITY. I GUARANTEE IT.
>>71918028
I don't understand how this image is supposed to be bad or comical. This shows a man who has true conviction to his causes and beliefs. I'd rather have an individual I know believes in what he says then Trump who flip flops over decades and Hillary that literally lies and blows in the wind.
>Also a lot of senators have done that, they give speeches like that so they can be record via C-Span to act as mini-stump speeches.
I, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ONE DAY, ABOUT A WEEK AGO, I WAS HOLDING A MEETING WITH MY COMPANY'S BOARD OF DIRECTORS, EXPLAINING THE IMPORTANCE OF DEDICATION, AND QUALITY IN THE SALE OF OUTRAGEOUSLY DAPPER SUITS, WHEN I NOTICED ONE OF THE MEMBERS OF THE BOARD WAS, IN FACT, A STUNNINGLY BEAUTIFUL BLOND FEMALE, HER BEAUTY MATCHED ONLY BY HER PROFESSIONAL MANNER AND ABSOLUTELY ELEGANT SUIT. THIS COMBINATION OF STIMULI GAVE MY MONOLITHIC CROTCH CANNON NO CHOICE BUT TO AUGMENT AND OBLITERATE MY PANTS. WITHIN MOMENTS MY MY MEMBER HAD DESOLATED THE BOARD ROOM, THE TABLE HAVING BEEN SMASHED UNDER THE SHEER GIRTH OF MY PELVIC PULVERISER, AND THE WOMAN IN QUESTION WAS IMPALED ON ITS GARGANTUAN TIP, HAVING THROWN HERSELF IN ITS APOCALYPTIC PATH OF DESTRUCTION IN AN EFFORT NOT ONLY TO SAVE THE LIVES OF HER COLLEAGUES, BUT TO EXPERIENCE FIRSTHAND THE QUASI-RELIGEOUS EXPERIENCE THAT IS ZIMMER. AS MY TROUSER TRUNCHEON EXPANDED, DEMOLISHING WALLS AND DISPATCHING THE INTERNS WHO ATTEMPTED TO ESCAPE WITH THEIR LIVES RATHER THAN THROW THEMSELVES AT THE MERCY OF MY THROBBING FLESH MISSLE. MOMENTS LATER MY PHALLUS HAD KNOCKED OUT MANY OF THE BUILDING'S SUPPORT BEAMS AND THE FLOORS OVERHEAD CRASHED DOWN, THE FORCE OF THEIR MOMENTUM CAUSING THE ENTIRE BUILDING ITSELF TO COLLAPSE IN A NIGHTMARISH MANNER NOT UNLIKE A FAMOUS DISASTER FROM A FEW YEARS AGO. RISING FROM THE RUBBLE, WITH THE STUNNING BOARD MEMBER STILL ON THE TIP OF MY GOD-SHLONG CRYING ALOUD FOR MERCY, HER SUIT AS WELL AS MINE UTTERLY RUINED BY THE AFFAIR, AS WELL AS A DOZEN OTHERS STILL CLINGING TO THE SHAFT. I LET OUT A THUNDERING ROAR AND LET SPEW FORTH MY SEED WITH SUCH AWE-INSPIRING FORCE THAT THE LOAD SHATTERED THE SOUND BARRIER, VAPOURIZING MY LUSTY ASSOCIATE, CRUSHING EVERYONE IN SIGHT AND SHATTERING EVERY WINDOW IN A 5-MILE RADIUS. IN THE AFTERMATH, STANDING NAKED AND COVERED IN CEMENT DUST, AND SMILINE, I SPOTTED A SMALL DOG, STUMBING IN THE DEBRIS, ITS EARS . I GUARANTEE IT.
>>71915540
will i ever be lucky in this life :(
>Post yfw we'll see the last of the Barneyfags on Tuesday.
>>71915344
His voting record says otherwise.
>>71918028
Has that motherfucker been old forever?
>>71913610
HAHA
> Copying the Trump general i see....
Good to have your president come over to threaten the UK with a waiting list if it leave the EU.
> But who gives a shit Americans don't even want to work, rather have "free stuff", so why should we care?
Russia/China/Australia/India it is then
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. APPARENTLY, YOU DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SHUT THE FUCK UP, WHICH IS TO BE EXPECTED FROM AN ASS-DRAGGING MAN WHORE LIKE YOURSELF THAT GETS KICKED OFF THE GOOD CORNERS BY TWELVE YEAR OLD BOYS LOOKING FOR EXTRA INCOME TO SUPPORT THEIR POKEMON ADDICTIONS. IF YOU'RE EVER INTERESTED IN BECOMING A REAL MAN, COME BY THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE WHERE I CAN GIVE YOU A TESTOSTERONE INFUSION IN THE BACK ALLEY WITH MY PATENTED PULSATING MAN HAMMER. I'LL SPREAD YOUR ASS CHEEKS WIDER THAN THE MARIANAS TRENCH, AND I'LL PLUNGE MY THUNDERING FLESH REDWOOD INTO YOUR WINKING PINK CHRYSANTHEMUM. SLIPPING ON MY STEEL WOOL GLOVES, I'LL GRAB YOUR MINISCULE QUIVERING JOYSTICK AND VIGOROUSLY MASSAGE IT UNTIL IT STANDS UP HARDER AND STRAIGHTER THAN A MARINE AT SHORT ARM INSPECTION WITH HIS FAVORITE DRILL SERGEANT. WHEN I FINALLY UNLEASH MY SHOWER OF MAN MAYONNAISE INTO YOUR COLON YOUR INNARDS WILL PULSATE IN JOYOUS ABANDON AND YOUR NIPPLES WILL EXPLODE WITH DELIGHT, RAINING MY SEX SAUCE DOWN UPON UNWARY PASSERSBY WHO WILL COWER IN FEAR OF THE SECOND COMING. I GUARANTEE IT.
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. I'D BEEN HEARING A LOT LATELY ABOUT THE MERITS OF THIS CHUCK NORRIS FELLOW, SO I THOUGHT I'D PAY HIM A VISIT- ZIMMER STYLE. AS I APPROACHED HIS HOUSE, I HEARD A TWIG SNAP BEHIND ME AND THEN OUT OF NOWHERE CAME THE LEG OF THE ONE AND ONLY CHUCK NORRIS. LUCKILY MY REFLEXES WERE TOO FAST FOR HIM. MY MASSIVE MASCULINE MEAT-PIPE BURST FORTH FROM MY FINELY-TAILORED TROUSERS, ENSNARING HIS LEG WITH THE POWER OF A THOUSAND ANACONDAS. HIS ONCE POWERFUL INSTRUMENT OF DEATH THUSLY DESTROYED, HE WAS COMPLETELY POWERLESS. I DECIDED THAT THAT UGLY MUG OF HIS WAS NOT UP TO ZIMMER STANDARDS, SO I DETERMINED TO DELIVER A MAKEOVER HE WOULDN'T SOON FORGET. HE BEGAN TO CRY LIKE A KITTEN UNDER A STEAMROLLER AS MY PULSATING PELVIC PILEDRIVER DELIVERED BLOW AFTER BLOW TO HIS EVER-SOFTENING SKULL. AS I FINISHED OFF MY FLESH-SCULPTURE, I REALIZED THAT I HAD FORMED HIS HEAD INTO THE SHAPE OF DEVIL'S TOWER. THE SHOCK CAUSED ME TO LET FORTH A FLOOD OF CAUSTIC COD CREME THAT BURNED OFF THAT RIDICULOUS STUBBLE HE CALLS A BEARD. HE'S UNCONCIOUS NOW, BUT HE'LL SOON WAKE UP. HE'S GONNA LIKE THE WAY HE LOOKS. I GUARANTEE IT.
>>71918130
lucky you, youll be master race.
I. I'M THE REAL GEORGE ZIMMER, THE FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. I RECENTLY WAS TRAVELLING ABROAD IN CHINA, SEEKING TO PERHAPS SELL THE ONCOMING TIDE OF CHINESE BUSINESSMEN THE ABSOLUTE FINEST THAT THE WEST CAN OFFER THEM, APPEASING THE RED DRAGON. WHILE ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF HUNAN PROVINCE, I NOTICED A PORCELAIN SKINNED, BEAUTY OF A GIRL, FESTOONED IN HUMBLE PEASANT GARB AND WORKING MENIAL JOBS. RIGHT THEN I DECIDED THAT I WOULD GRANT HER A RERPREIVE SHE COULD NEVER FORGET. AT ONCE I LOOSED MY THUNDEROUS LABIA LATHE, AND USING MY IMMENSE GROINAL DEXTERITY, TORE HER GARMENTS OFF. THEN I PENETRATED HER TIGHT, VIRGIN, FUCKSLOT. THEN, AFTER A FEW HOURS OF THRUSTING, SHE ORGASMED SO HARD THAT THE DRY CAKED EARTH OF HER FATHER'S FARM SPRANG INTO BLOOM. THE MAN IN QUESTION RUSHED OUT AND STARTED SCREAMING AT ME IN HIS HEATHEN DEVIL TONGUE. I LOOSED A BLAST FROM MY STUPENDUS SCHTUPPER, SO MASSIVE IN VOLUME, THAT MY HOT PREGNANCY-INDUCING CHOWDER SHOT OUT OF THE GIRL'S MOUTH AND HIT HER FATHER SO HARD, HIS DESSICATED BODY SHATTERED AGAINST THE GREAT WALL SO HARD THAT PEOPLE IN NEW YORK SHAT THEMSELVES. I GUARANTEE IT
>>71915344
an American......worried about war
>ya fucking fag
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. WHILE SURREPTITIOUSLY PLUNGING MY ROSY-CHEEKED CYCLOPEAN ALLY INTO THE ANAL CAVITY OF A YOUNG MIGRANT FARM WORKER OF INDETERMINATE GENDER IN THE FRONT ROW OF A MOVIE THEATER, THE POOR YOUTH SCREAMED FOR MORE THAN THREE MINUTES STRAIGHT, FINALLY COUGHING UP A LOAD OF 100% PURE ZIMMER SAUCE AND PASSING OUT. THE OTHER MOVIE PATRONS, ANGRY AT THE INTERRUPTION OF THE ADVENTURES OF SHARKBOY AND LAVAGIRL IN 3-D, BEGAN PELTING ME WITH DRINKS, FOOD, AND PHONE NUMBERS HASTILY WRITTEN ON NAPKINS. UNFORTUNATELY, MY OUTRAGEOUSLY DAPPER SUIT WAS RUINED IN THE PROCESS. I NONCHALANTLY PULLED THE UNCONSCIOUS YOUTH OFF MY ENORMOUS EYEBALL GOUGER AND STRIPPED NUDE. THEN, WITH A BESTIAL ROAR, I BEAT THE ENTIRE AUDIENCE TO DEATH--WITHOUT LEAVING THE FRONT ROW. ON MY WAY OUT, IN THE CUSTOM OF THE ZIMMER FAMILY, I GAVE THEM A BURIAL AT SEMEN. I GUARANTEE IT.
>>71918086
>Why is the left such a bunch of pussies
>Why is the left so aggressive
Which is it? /pol/ likes to pretend the left is cuck'd SJW but in reality the most violent and brutal revolutions in history were led by the far left.
>We have zero examples of Trump supporters at Bernie rallies
There is literally nothing controversial in what Bernie is saying. He's essentially resurrecting FDR's platform.
Trump is a nationalist. Nationalism (right or left) always receives criticism because of where it has led in the past (Mussolini, Stalin, Hitler, Mao, etc).
>>71918174
No, I wouldn't rather have someone who has strong conviction to continue the ideals of socialism.
I, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ON A RECENT BUSINESS TRIP TO TOKYO, I FOUND MYSELF IN A VIDEO ARCADE, WHERE ONE OF THE LOCAL TEENAGE BOYS WAS ATTEMPTING TO MAKE UP FOR HIS UNFATHOMABLY TINY TWAT TACKLE BY PLAYING "DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION" IN FRONT OF A GROUP OF JIGGLY-CHESTED JAPANESE JAILBAIT. SCOFFING AT HIS SCANDALOUSLY SIMPLISTIC SKILLS, I PROCEDED TO LIBERATE MY TWITCHING TESTICULAR TRUNCHEON AND SWING ITS PRECIPITOUS POUNDAGE INTO THE YOUTH'S FACE, CRUSHING HIS SKULL AND FREEING THE MACHINE. I THEN ACHIEVED A RATING OF "AAA" ON THE SONG "MAX 300" USING ONLY THE RAPID RIPPLING OF MY RAUCOUSLY RIGID RAMROD. NEEDLESS TO SAY, THE WET-PANTIED WOMANLY WATCHERS WERE ALREADY IN THE THROES OF PASSION FROM THE OVERPOWERING SCENT OF MY TORPID TESTOSTERONE TUBE, SO I LET THEM GATHER 'ROUND FOR A GROUP HUG OF THE GARGANTUAN GIRTH OF MY GORGEOUS GUY-GIRDER BEFORE CONQUERING EACH OF THEIR QUIXOTICALLY QUIVERING QUIMS WITH A FURIOUS FOUNTAIN OF FROTHING FUCK-FOAM. MY HIGH SCORE HAS NEVER BEEN BEATEN. I GUARANTEE IT.
>>71918046
youre making too much sense. liberals will get confused.
>>71918204
Every time people think they'll see it's impossible they just dig in deeper.
After Bernie was BTFO in New York some crazy liberal economist went on telling bern victims to DONATE THEIR LIFE SAVINGS to Bernie2016.
>>71915540
Rolling pls be jerome
Greece, are you okay, lad?
>>71918199
>Turk
Looks like you already have your answer
Yall a bunch of commie cucks! Leave /pol/ pls
>>71918174
LMAO I thought that picture was photoshopped.
AYE YO WER DA FREE STUFF AT??? SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIET MUH FUGGUH
>>71918488
why u doing this man i know my place :(
>>71918401
WTF I'm becoming more convinced the Bernie campaign is a giant scam and these young commies keep berning all their money away. These kids are going to be devastated when it becomes undeniable that he lost.
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>>71918362
now that's what i call shitposting
>>71918619
Now I feel bad :(
Roll for your future wife
>>71918743
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. I KNOW MOST OF YOU PROBABLY ENJOY STAR WARS. WELL, SORRY TO SAY, IT WASN'T LUKE THAT BLEW UP THE DEATH STAR. IT WAS ME AND MY LENGTHY LENGERIE LIGHTSABER. SO I WAS FLYING AROUND IN MY X-WING, SKILLFULLY SHOOTING DOWN ENEMY TIE FIGHTERS, SLOWLY ENGORGING MY VEINY VAGINAL REAPER. EVENTUALLY, MY IMMENSE IMMEASUREABLE INPREGNATOR GREW TOO LARGE TO FIT IN MY SHIP, AND ME AND MY JABBA FLEW OUT INTO SPACE. AS HORNY AS A PEDO AT SWIMMING LESSONS, I FLOATED AROUND LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO BUST A NUT AND RELIEVE MY LEVIATHAN LOVE LOAF IN. I SPOTTED THE DEATH STAR AND IMMEDIATELY STARTED TO THRUST MY TWAT JOCKEY INTO IT. STROKE AFTER STROKE I STARTED SINGLECOCKEDLY DESTROYING THE EMPIRE'S ULTIMATE WEAPON. AS MY SUPER SPUNK CANNON SLOWLY SWELLED WITH SAC SAUCE, I FLAILED AROUND IN ECSTACY AND HIT DOWN SEVERAL MORE TIE FIGHTERS. MY MIGHTY MEAT MISSLE TWITCHED WITH HAPPINESS AS I QUICKLY FILLED THE DEATH STAR WITH MY FUCK STICK'S FETAL FOOTSOLDIERS, OUTNUMBERING THE ENEMY BY 1000 TO 1. THE FILLING OF THE STRUCTURE WITH MY PECKER PHLEGM CAUSED IT TO EXPLODE LIKE A VIRGIN'S CHERRY ENCOUNTERING MY CERVIX SLAMMER. THUSLY, THE DEATH STAR WAS DESTROYED BY ME, NOT LUKE SKYSCHLONG. I GUARANTEE IT.
HELLO IS THIS THE 1%????? PAY FOR EVERYTHING I WANT!!!!
>>71918362
lol what the fuck greece
>>71918768
Wew
8
>>71918768
whoever it is I know I'd never cheat on her with a dad like that
>>71918892
>I like men now
>>71918768
>try and figure out which girl is that guys wife
>they all look sort of young
>realize that they are all his wife
>>71913610
Fuck off, cuck shill.
>>71918865
>everything I want
Such as? College education? Healthcare? People are going to be healthy and educated on my dime? Fuck that shit.
>>71918768
1 please
Why is grease shitting all over this thread? Is it because of all the refugeez? You still butthurt ver that?
>>71915540
Rollin time
Look how hard /pol/ tries to disrupt threads it doesn't like. The same kind of people who would protest Trump, except unable to leave their bedrooms.
>>71919112
>why is Greece pissed at socialism?
>>71917594
He's changing ObamaCare dummy.
You have zero clue how much you'll "save" on your annual medical bills.
Plus you must be some kind of fucking idiot who needs medical care every 2 weeks or something. Typical Bernout always hitting your head.
Your taxes though? Going sky high.
>>71915540
rrrrollll
>>71919029
PAY FOR ME TO MUTILATE MY BODY AND CUT MY BOY PARTS OFF! PAY FOR ME TO KILL MY UNBORN CHILD! PAY FOR ME TO PURSUE MY GENDER STUDIES DEGREE IN COLLEGE! ALSO PAY FOR REFUGEES WHO ARE RELIGION OF PEACE!!!!! FEEL DUH BURHNNNN!
>>71918768
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOlllllin
>>71918130
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Bernie vs Hillary is the best thing that could have happened to republicans. Both represent the worst sides of the left and will alienate a lot of democrats, nevermind the general public.
>>71918768
we need moah jobs for the yuths by making them twice as expensive to hire. There are too many college graduates without jobs, so we need to devalue their degrees by using your parents money to pay for art school.
Will Bernie run Independent if he doesn't beat Hillary?
I'll leave Trump right now if he says yes. The GOP convention can go to hell. I'd rather go with Bernie.
Guys
Bernie actually won New York
https://www.reddit.com/r/SandersForPresident/comments/4g3x5h/investigative_journalism_why_bernie_may_have/
>>71915284
>anarcho communist
I see someone never developed mentally past the 8th grade
GAS THE JEW
>>71915540
Prince pls.
All the GOP has to do is bring up Bernie's Honeymoon in Moscow.
>>71919640
>Hillary
>Left
KEKEKEK
>>71915486
that bill_oreilly faggot is the worst shitposter in r/s4p. Just look over some of his posts: https://www.reddit.com/user/Hi_ImBillOReilly
pretty much the epitome of sanders supporters
what the fuck is this nonsense
>>71915540
MAYA GET
>>71919750
>Will Bernie run Independent if he doesn't beat Hillary?
He's already said no multiple times.
To make it worse, he can only do so much with the money donated to his campaign. He's probably going to give it all to the DNC so they can use it to support Hillary's run for president.
Will Bernie run Independent if he doesn't beat Hillary?
I'll leave Trump right now if he says yes. The GOP convention can go to hell. I'd rather go with Bernie.
>>71920317
Damn it, maybe she could make a teleportation machine to transport us both back to her universe
>>71913610
You and your kike candidate are not welcome here. Fuck off
>>71918768
I'll take my chances
>>71920388
>le independent meme
>>71920388
>>71919750
>I don't want to vote for the party, I want to vote for the person
>I don't want to vote for Trump because of the GOP
Typical uneducated Sandroid.
>>71913734
>>71917772
14 year olds are necessarily retarded, and will always do more harm than good because they are inpet and have NO MIND for politics. They can't even vote, so really they should shut the fuck up.
or they can keep calling people asking if they "feel the bern" and help ensure that Hillary wins.
Teenagers dont add any value to the political process, they just shitpost memes
>>71914341
I've wondered where they conduct these polls; some university in Ontario perhaps?
Here in the North you would be hard pressed to find anyone that cares, much less is 'favourable'
I like Trump but... /pol/ is nothing but Trump shills. I don't know if they are cucked sheep or what. It's very shilly in here.
It was LULZ worthy. Nothing more guys. Pack it up. It's over Trump.
>>71915540
rolland!
>>71920900
Come on guys, this trump stuff is just a meme right?....right?!?!
>>71915540
fuck that, i dont want a porn actress
>>71920494
This is news? I thought it was common knowledge that most of his supporters were under 18?
>>71920581
Fake and gay and old
>>71913923
smoking a dollar bill
nothing short of gross
>>71913923
>capilism
Oh fuck, my sides
>>71913923
they're burning money now?
>>71919376
Your best counterargument is a strawman written in all caps?
>>71915540
rollan mcrolling
>>71920566
A Trumpfag calling me, a Trumpfag, a Bernie what?
How much you getting paid MAGAfags. I do this shit for the lulz.
>>71921266
Apparently squandering all their money away on an old communist jew wasn't enough. Now they have to physically burn money. I'll be impressed if one burned an $100 bill instead of a mere $1.
>>71921044
>>71920970
Yes! High energy lol. Give it to me baby.
>>71913610
Are you voting Trump on November? You should if you want to fuck over Hillary.
>>71913610
If sanders does win, I plan on going neet. I refuse to contribute to a a country hes in charge of.
>>71921641
hopefully they all see it like that, i've seen alot say they will already
either that or they say the "i'll write bern's name in on the ballot" meme
>>71921641
>implying most Barneyfags won't stay at home on election day or aren't too young to vote.
Imagine being a self-hating white guy supporting this faggot
>>71921767
We need to get this meme floating
>if enough people write in Bernie's name surely he can win!
It'll work on the most delusional segment of them.
OP, and those that want to start posting /bsg/ threads on /pol/, please follow the template from original threads that I provided in this ghostbin: https://ghostbin.com/paste/gphdk
This includes the real-time Bernie supports tracking metrics and proper youtube embed.
>>71913923
>tfw they were already doong this by donating more money after he has no chance of winning
>>71921817
Quote taken out of context
>>71921998
nice try commie shill
>>71922096
Every fucking time with Berniefags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6IlGoeDIUQ
>>71914181
FUCK OFF FURRY
>>71922121
What? Mistaken reply? Nigga I'm a capitalist and a Trump supporter. Fuck communism.
>>71915540
its not spam you fucking faggot just let me fucking roll holy jesus fuckign christ
I like that this general actually has legitimate discussion in it. Trumpgen has more shills and sliders and archives faster, but it should be more like this where we discuss his policies and beliefs. I never see people go in depth or detail in trumpgen anynore, or in most threads, so this is nice.
As far as Bernie goes, superdelegates lol. And fuck his policies, following the logical endpoint of those decisions rather than the ideal outcome it is clear that they would be a bad match for the US.
Trump has no fucking (now you see if I was a MAGAfag I'd have to report that kind of potty language to my shill handler) clue what he's doing.
The GOP is threatening to kill themselves on live TV at the convention. That will be cool to watch.
Hillary Clinton is a FUCKING Bush people. Hillary Bush. Daughter George H. Roosevelt.
/pol/ is the Mecca for angry males with tiny penises. High LULZ people. Keep it HIGH LULZ.
LULZ FOR THE LULZ GOD
>>71922234
http://www.snopes.com/bernie-sanders-institutional-racism/#
>>71915540
Let's do this rite?
>>71915540
Roller on Diller
>>71922567
i want to lick her hand
>>71915540
Roll moll
>>71922660
>While the image does show a real quote from Bernie Sanders, it is (like just about any quote that gets turned into a meme) lacking necessary context. Regardless, Sanders detractors shared the image, mocking the senator both for using the word "ghetto," and insinuating that white people could not be poor.
How the fuck does this debunk the quote at all?
He literally said that white people don't know what it's like to be poor and tried to win over black voters which backfired immensely.
Also
>snopes
>>71922567
>>71915540
rdtjgfhjg
>>71915540
JEROME!!!
I'm a 6'4 chef with a 6 inch penis working at Wendys for $130,000 a year.
I'll take bernie over hillary anyday, but did anyone see the meet the press interview this morning where bernie literally endorses hillary, tears in his eyes, and describes what she needs to do to capture his viewerbase? i hate to say it but I think it's over for him now. Trump when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ9kdy3iyAk
hillary is just so fucking full of shit, she's just so fucking full of shit. i cant stop repeating myself on that point. don't even let her get the nomination.
revolution when?
>>71916203
No one replied to you because you're right.
>>71915540
rollan
fuck off spam filter
>>71922876
He said those words, yes. It should be clear from his full statement that it's not literally what he meant. Especially considering he literally comes from a less than well-to-do background.
You can keep spreading your propaganda meme but at least acknowledge it exists to mislead.
>>71915540
roll man
>>71923441
>literally said that's what he would say in his own statement and never took back his words
>h-he doesn't hate white people I swear!
>>71913610
>>71923235
him and the other guy have good points
>>71923108
>bragging about a 6inch dick
>>71923544
all that reddit ca$h
ITT Millennial general
>>71915540
Teach me your secrets, Chad.
>>71923544
>wants money out of politics
>spent 100 times more money than Trump
Bravo socialists
>>71923235
Yeah I'm used to it by now. Honestly I just hope some of these retarded bernouts read my shit and realize that socialism will devastate this country in a way that it won't recover.
>>71916203
So we have to keep a percentage of the population poorly educated otherwise no one will staff McDonalds. You make a compelling argument. Are you saying the world is dependent on dumb, poor people?
>>71917027
Yeah you dont post that bullshit because its been refuted many times over. Its been done before by obama, cut waste, fraud, abuse, remittance tax, and its in the constitution, there are your answers in order. Bernfags claim that being like europe is the best path for the US, but then we point out that europe is not doing well because of those policies and it usually devolves to moral or emotional arguments. It isnt a debate. The policies you want have been tried and they didnt produce the outcomes you predict with Bernie. That is legitimate discussion for a bernie thread. Stop telling us to look up the numbers and evidence, we did. If you dont like what we found, post more compelling evidence rather than lofty ivory tower ideals and non arguments.
>>71915540
17 get
>>71915540
Rolling again because fuck it.
>commie thread
>send Hillary to the gulag
this is what's wrong with bernfags
>>71923814
just proves that like any other big time communist he lies and lies and gets away with whatever he can
>>71923532
>poor choice of words means he hates white people
I'm confused, this seems like the type of reasoning typically mocked when displayed by Trump protestors.
You know what, I guess I'm just OK with him hating white people. If you fall under that umbrella then yes I suppose I eagerly await your nonexistence.
>>71915338
Hahaha. Isn't that a quote from the NSDAP economic policy?
>>71915540
rollin'
>>71924142
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>>71924167
that's not rare you stupid gypsy
>>71923441
He's a fucking jew, of course his ass can be oppressed poor minority.
>>71924230
is this
>>71924261
rare?
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When I was about nine, I had recently gotten a Nintendo Entertainment System from a garage sale down the road, the first gaming system I ever had. One game that I bought was Super Mario Brothers 3, the final chapter of the widely-acclaimed SMB trilogy, which like in the original Super Mario Brothers consisted of Mario/Luigi chasing after Princess Toadstool (whose name has since been bastardized to 'Peach'). Back on topic though; I popped in the game in my new NES and pressed Start. I started at World 1, of course, and began playing. During this, I got used to the controls, map, and all that jazz. After all, it IS supposed to be kinda like a tutorial level. So I had advanced to World 2, "Desert Land" and I was moving along rather smoothly. In the back of my mind, I knew that at some point the levels would start to get more difficult. I soon noticed a tile, one unlike the other tiles (Toad houses, numbered tiles, etc). It appeared to be some cross-hybrid of flowing diarrhea and sand, which caught my attention. I navigated my way to the tile, and hit the A button and was warped to what appeared to be a normal level; there even was a happy sunshine in the top left corner! As I side-scrolled my way through the level, the fucking sun decided to go apeshit and sodomize me repeatedly until I finally broke down in tears, throwing my controller at the ground screaming for my mom. That fucking bastard.
And no, this is not copy pasta.
http://money.cnn.com/2016/04/22/news/economy/venezuela-blackouts-40-days/
bernie's vision for america
>>71924261
>he's a Jew
Is roughly as strong of an argument as
>you're a white male
Or
>it's 2016
But your lack of self awareness prevents you from seeing this
>>71924439
RARE
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>>71918347
No one needs to protest a joke candidate that never even had a chance to win, no one is going to vote for communism
