Our memes have dried up, our bantz is non-existent, our COMMON SENSE GUN REGULATIONS are not living up to their name...
I think it's time we had an honest conversation with /pol/ and confess what has been blindly obvious for months now.
Canada has taken over our position as /pol/'s best shitposters.
It's true, no point denying it any longer. We have fallen to the maple leaf warriors.
So let's recap, what went wrong?
Our bantz was once at an all time high, BASED TONE was delivering us immeasurable levels of meme magic, so much so even KEK would be impressed.
We fought hard against the sovereign shitposters. Britbongs, poo-in-loos and Burgers were no match for us. We were at an all time high and loving it
But alas, it wasn't meant to be. The hook nose kike Turnbull stole our meme magic and sold it to the Chinese. Face it bros.... it's gone
Congratulations Canada on taking the crown of us. Another challenger will rise soon enough, but for now us Aussies are done for.
The South American bants economy has picked up, you just can't keep up with the rapidly developing nations who have the freshest bants.
>>71909648
i feel like shitposting countries in order
>1. Australia
>2. Germany
>3. Canada
>>71909648
Tis not a true blue Ozzie at all! Tis a filthy lying syrup-chugging Canadian infiltrating our board under a false flag!
>>71910097
>Germany
nigga what
>>71909648
Yes based Tones is gone, but Malcom is still better than Troglodyte Trudeau.
>>71910457
half the time a german posts something its with a weeb pic and some retarded sentence that makes no sense
Don't be so quick to give up. You aren't French ya know?
>>71910641
>this is considered banter in canada
>>71910713
I'm just helping a brother out.
>>71910777
Weed's still illegal in Canada
>>71910068
Peru has been on fire lately I must admit
>>71910962
Fucken got em m8
>>71910962
Don't remind me
>>71910962
That's a low blow, friend.
I'll just assume you're angry at the moment and I forgive you.
>>71910962
So is prostitution but your mum's still working the street 24/7.
>>71909648
Straya shitposting is the reason I come to /pol/, OP. The quality of your mad bantz will never be threatened by fucking Canada.
>>71910962
Noice
>>71911153
Savage
>>71911109
>>71911135
>>71911153
>Cucknadians being this salty over a leaf
Who would've known?
>>71909648
I'm yet to see a quality shitpost from a leaf.
>*unzips dick*
Step aside Ausfailia. Get lost Canacucks. It's time for a new shit post king. THE NEW ZEALAND SHIT POSTER.
KAMA TAY KAMA TAY
KOORI KOORI
KAMA TAY KAMA TAY
HOO HOO
HE
>>71911153
At least his mums work hasn't been outsourced to Chinks yet, cuckadia
>>71909648
>complimenting Canada
This is the peak of shitposting.
Bravo Australia
>>71911435
New Zealand is so shit that no-one even remembers Old Zealand.
>>71911489
You're just upset because your wife has fur.
the leafs are all sexed up on pic related
>>71911660
exquisite lad
>>71911435
Mate there's no craft put into this.
You're fucking embarrassing us.
>>71911799
>upset
I think you meant "aroused"
>>71911834
while aussies are well,
>>71911799
Better than being cucked by frosty the snowman mate
>>71912146
>>71911435
>New Zealand still butthurt they couldn't join the shitposting armada
>>71911799
That's work retard.
>>71911799
And you're upset because your wife doesn't.
>>71909648
>clearly a leaf using a proxy
I don't get it, why is Canada trying so hard to beat Australia at bantz?
It wouldn't be hard to actually be better than us, just stop being salty as fuck at literally everything, laugh at yourself, thats literally the only reason Aussies can banter so well.
>>71912295
Cucknadia upset they don't have someone as iconic as Steve
Oh wait you DO!
Justin Beiber - Canada's top celebrity after Celine Dion
99% of shitposters are aussies. They are destroying the site.
I hate australians so god damn much.
>>71913310
Daily reminder that behind every Aussie shitpost is a depressed Australian crying for help.
Do your part and help a bogan out.
Tell him he's funny, tell him he's smart, tell him that vegemite is a real food.
Australians are an important part of 4chan Forums ecology. Without them, the bottom-feeding Canadians will overpopulate the board and shit all over the place.
>>71912558
Canadian bantz consists of spouting sjw memes. Aussies are obnoxious but every once in a while you guys make me piss myself laughing.
>>71913496
>vegemite is a real food.
Let's not get carried away here.
>>71913605
>Drive on the wrong side of the road
>Can't pronounce "aluminium" properly
>Can't pronounce "maths" properly
You have bigger problems to worry about than australians or canadians shitposting.
![1444393497850[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Gv8nfGP.jpg "1444393497850[1].jpg")
>>71910632
What do you mean, we germans are totally normal posters.
Canadian threads are painfully unfunny
>>71913605
>Canadian bantz consists of spouting sjw memes
Pretty much this.
Ironic liberal posting isn't quality shitposting and gets stale real quick.
>>71909648
>best shitposters
Most prolific perhaps, but I have always believed in quality over quantity.
>>71914032
>>71909648
Yea, Based Tone was an irreparable loss for your side.
>>71909648
Get off your proxy leafbro
>>71909648
Canadian shitposting is absolute garbage
I have seen much better bantz from britbongs and American's
Pretty much every country is more entertaining than leafposting
>>71909648
Alright cunts who do I vote for in the next upcoming election. help us out f(ams)
>>71916367
hillary.
>>71909648
A fucking leaf
>>71917353
Strayans only pls go
>>71914608
>chink banter
how can le 2015 leaves even compete
>>71916367
>>>71909648 (OP)
>Alright cunts who do I vote for in the next upcoming election. help us out f(ams)
LDP > ALA >Liberals >Labor >Greens
This is the order I think we have established
>>71909648
Nothing to be ashamed of like the commies we shitpost in unrelenting waves, rather than tactical shitpost.
>>71910962
DUDE WEED
>>71917869
get fucked m8
some of the funniest bantz I've seen, is when shitskins starts attacking each other. Like the rare occations ezidies vs assyrians vs syrians vs syrian-kurd vs roach-kurds vs iranian-kurds etc
When those get togetter and start it's a workout for your abs right there, by just the keks.
But OP: No Australia is still the king of bantz, maybe there has been some proxy sweedes or one of the cowards that have fled the racewar to your shithole full off kangaroo and koala aids.
They are ashamed of their flag some of these swedes and "swedes"
pic related: when this is your king, everything will go to shits
>>71914032
>>71913605
They need to hone in on the polite bantz market where there is high demand.
also help the damn swedes getting something to bant us with... all they do is trying to call us raycis and shit like that, even our jewmedia laughs of this each time...
there must be something other than saying you will nuke our fish, in which we will declare war on the flag responsible for the post effectively immidiately. That's like fucking with a samis raindeer... they are nice tiny people when not drinking (which they usually do, and they will stab), they don't care about nations and shits..
like if an american training snow driving on tanks up there, and for the keks shoots up a bunch.. they won't care about nuclear weapons, they will snap and they those fuckers.
even more stabbi-stabbi than the finns
>>71918828
>like if an american training snow driving on tanks up there, and for the keks shoots up a bunch.. they won't care about nuclear weapons, they will snap and they those fuckers.
i want some of what you're smoking.
>>71919018
busted.. I just smoked to "mornings" after workout here. yeah actually really good shit, best in faggotville (I DO NOT LIVE IN THAT SHITHOLE, I'M A MOUNTAINMONKEY NOT A FAGGOT)... cough..
pic related
that snow training actually happen, and we laugh our asses off. geees you are not as bad as brits when it comes to snow. They lit shut down society if they get 2 cm snow on the asphalt. You got snow and shit, it's fun to watch though.
>never drove tank in the army
sigh
>date still the same shit
>>71919375
>>71918828
>>71918420
Why do these bull prepping leafs waffle on about shitposting like it's some kind of game they want to be a part of? They're like little brother to America that no one wants to talk to because they have the comedic sense of 9gag.
>>71910713
It's funny, provided you're not recovering from a burger binge hangover
>>71911799
Cheeki breeki
australia makes you laff
canada makes you mad
shitposting is a artform, there are many different styles
America is, was, and alway will be the king of banter.
