>wake up
>ruler of Zimbabwe
>wat do?
Reinstate Rhodesia and kick out the mugabe chimps
Buy a plane ticket.
>>71904404
>rename country into Rhodesia Banana
>give back land to whites
>invite whites from SA to come
>make Rhodesia great again
Mint some higher denomination currency to pull us out of this situation.
Gas the... whites?
>>71906920
fpbp
>>71907154
Market worth requested.
>>71907243
I'm currently in dept because I touched them.
>>71907308
Daaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmnnnnnnnnn
>>71907308
*debt
Eat birthday cake
Get economic stability by using us dollars as currency in the country.
Make sure all the farmers have been killed
>>71904404
Genocide all niggers, open borders to white europeans with money
>>71904404
Invade another Black country to purge both countries and then get asylum in Sweden.
>>71904404
protect all whites from dindu bullshit
import all hard working boers from SA
revolutionise farming and kick all of the dindus off them (reverse reform land rights)
make zimbabwe great again
Finance studies on corruption and how to reduce it.
Finance programs that reduce corruption.
>>71904404
>starve
>>71904404
Hookers and blow
>>71906954
lol
Nuke country with banana missiles
>>71904404
Grab the nearest spear and fight my arch-nemesis Chimpanzee for the prized banana.
Offer refugee status and free land to Germans fleeing Islamic Merkelistan. Eat their sausages and fermented cabbage, drink their beer, set taxes low, remove trade barriers. Step 2: puff the blunt and blow the smoke in Jacob Zuma's face.
>>71904404
order my military to kill everyone, then themselves then btfo to Sweden like all the other cucks
