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Hello I'm here for the job interview


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Hello I'm here for the job interview
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>>71899339
Thanks for dropping by, don't call us we will call you, as he goes to leave I put "his" joke of a resume into the shredder, he glances back with a glazed defeated look in his eyes.
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>>71899339
No you are not
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10/10 white masterrace ur hired would hire again here have a raise
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>>71899339
this interview is over
*nod nod*
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are u enlightened?
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>>71899339
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>>71899339
go down range, and hold this target in front of your face.
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>>71899339
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We are a private capitalist company, we don't hire communists.
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>>71899339
good day. let us start with the mandatory sigmoid colo-rectal exam. please bend over...
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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR BERET??
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>>71899339
doesnt look like he has ever been employed
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You look like the exact kind of person we need

t: GRU HR of murkan branch
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>>71899339
congratulations son you got the job!
Now if you just fill in this medical testing disclaimer form absolving us of responsibility when you turn into the akira blob we can get started...
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what have we become as a species?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_hbInRgDHU
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>>71899339
Since you commies don't believe in contracts, I will simply force you at gunpoint to break rocks for the good of the people.
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>>71899701

This fucker is actually over 30 and lives under a bridge a mile from my house.

kiwifarms regularly does "research" on him via spying on his social media accounts.

https://kiwifar.ms/threads/ahuviya-harel-adf-phillip-v-haskins-delici.681/
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>>71900147
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>>71900486
>Abstract Art
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>>71899339
>communists
>working
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>>71900049
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>>71900486

fucking girlyman beta cuck
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>>71899339
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>>71899339

>Wide hips
>Girlish stance
>Twig arms
>No facial hair

LOW TEST
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>>71902778

All of that is wrong other than the girlish stance. Having low test is part and parcel with being overweight, he also clearly has special needs
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>>71899814
kek
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What's wrong with him?
He's clearly ideological fanatic. Can be used as useful person, if you motivate him right.
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>>71899339
DESU, I would be in full support of a website like SocialAutopsy if it tracked communists instead of people who commit anti-SJW thought crimes.
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>>71902998

Ivan what do your parents think about his ideology?
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>>71899339
Sorry but the position has been filled.
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