-Seriously more and more Aussie men are becoming homosexual these days. Everytime I walk outside my house and around the city, (Melbourne CBD) I keep getting hit on by fucking men. I check my clothes, yes baggy cargo pants and a normal K-mart shirt. I check my oder spray, linx spray. I have short hair and look nothing like a female, so why the fuck do Aussie men keep hitting on me?
-I'm starting to think Australia is the homosexual country of the Earth. Nothing in this country makes sense to me, Women acting like men, men acting like women, guys hitting on guys.... WTF is going on? Is Australia becoming gay? or is being a fucking homosexual the new hip thing in this current time that I am not getting? Also I'm well aware that Melbourne is a cest-pit of scum, gays and fuckwits, but some men from other states are also doing the fucked-up pick up lines and it this rate.
Why are you so gay Australia?
kiwi
You guys are about ready for your own Trudeau.
>cargo pants
theres your answer
My God OP. You're so used to avoiding social activity you think men talking to you is a sign of their attraction to you. I bet you cabbies want to rape you as well.
>melbourne
There's your problem, you're in Australian San Francisco.
>>71889190
Are you in Melbourne?
>>71889398
O.p Here. nope! I mean go to a night club last night, got hit-on by 12 different guys. I hit on 6 females, all give me cold shoulder, act like fucking lesbos. Will also point out I was dressed in better casual outfit, not my cargo outland gear. Even during the day, I notice that lots of Aussie men, giving me the "interest eye" while women look the other way.
-I'm starting to notice this country's becoming more like the gay city of the world and less like the Australia it once was.
>>71889190
John?
>>71889190
Mate you live in Melbourne you daft cunt it's the poofter capital of the country. Fags like real men cause their dad never came back from the store after fetching a pack of Winnie blues.
>>71889822
They probably were lesbos
>>71889822
I reckon it could have something to do with Melbourme Uni being right around the corner from the CBD. That place is a cesspit of "progressive ideals" (believe me, I go there). I feel like that place is single-handedly responsible for what you think's going on
>>71889926
O.P here Lol! that made me laugh, I know Melbourne is the gay state of Australia, but surely not all Melbourne fags are gay. Also men from other states are also hitting on me, and I don't look fucking gay, I dress like a normal man for crying out loud.
>>71889822
Mate mate mate. You were out in a nightclub in Melbourne. You were practically begging for dick
>>71890076
Maybe it's cause society is becoming more effeminate and their interactions are less blokey?
I've noticed a lot of fags acting like poofs because society wants "nice men"
>>71889190
melboune is grouse cunt
>>71889190
Fuck off cunt
We know all about your bullshit
>>71890373
O.P here, So I'm not the only one who feels like this country is wrong, backwoods. I mean I'm also asking why the country's people are becoming more gay by the day, but this pic also explains a lot. Thanks man.
http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-10861
>>71889190
>tfw only aussie guy i know wants my boipuss
>>71890551
You need some more material if you want the thread to keep going.
Starting every post with O.P here when the board has IDs was a nice touch.
>>71890804
Whats the point of keeping this thread going? it's starting to attract all the homosexuals now, and that is what I'm upset about in the first place.
-I mean I know "mate" means your fuck partner, but i didn't think Aussie meant it literally, its the first thing Aussies say that has a literal meaning.
>>71889190
You actually found british genetics australian males in the Melbourne CBD? You sure they were not gooks/pajeets?
Why do all these fags keep sucking my dick?
>>71889190
>get hit on by men in public
>not beating the shit out of them
You brought this on yourself cunt
Also in Canberra we have groups of lads walking around civic bashing queers for fun on Saturdays
>>71891680
>Also in Canberra we have groups of lads walking around civic bashing queers for fun on Saturdays
Things that never happen: the post
>>71891787
I live in Seattle, CuckUSA and it happens. I can see that in Canberra
>>71889190
Melbourne people are the worst of Aussies
>>71891787
Does happen m8
You should get out more
>Found out my boss was gay
>Spelled out the words F A G in his coffee
>Boosted before anyone caught me
mfw reading the announcement about harassment he made afterwards
>>71889190
I blame the Liberals.
>Tones Abs sexy af man
>7/11 would wear budgie smugglers
>>71889190
I am gay. I don't know how it happened.
It was not a choice. I even sound gay and I definitely wouldn't have chosen that. I fucking hate it.
Maybe there is something in the water. Plastics or estrogen or some shit.
>mfw i've been hit on by a lot of bisexuals, fags and "lesbians"
ive been told to take it as a compliment but i just dunno desu senpai
>>71891872
>let me tell you about your city
shut up
>>71891888
m8, pretty much the only two nightclubs left in Canberra are Mooseheads and the gay bar. A homo got bashed last week in Sydney and it was all over the news. Nothing ever happens in Canberra.
>>71889190
>Melbourne
Found your problem.
>>71892156
This guy has a point.
>>71889190
Australians are confirmed faggots.
>>71890175
Wat is less blokey?
Wat is poofs?
Pls provide translation for digerdoo lingo
>>71889190
Have you met many Australian women?
>>71892322
>Wat is less blokey?
Less masculine
>Wat is poofs?
Gays
>>71892322
>Less blokey
Less of a man
>Poof
Faggot
Basically summing up all of Melbourne and Canada.
>>71890373
>Haha what a dumb cunt
>>71890373
We call those people 'bogans'
Not all of us are like that
>>71889190
>baggy cargo pants
you might not be a faggot, son
but you're wearing a faggot's uniform
it's confusing them
>>71892358
Thx senpai
>>71889190
Victoria is faggot central. Worst state
Just to let some of you fellers know, bashing a queer in Melbourne is now considered a hate crime and is treated worst then bashing a disabled person, which is why I don't bash poofs because I would end up in pooter HQ a.k.a Jail.
>>71892013
>the media reports every fight
We have more bars than clubs yes, but if you have ever gone out to civic you would know about King o'malleys, uni bar, academy, moneybar etc.
>>71890781
Post boipuss
>>71890781
Post boipuss
>>71889190
I live 2 hours away from Melbourne and get hit on by dudes out cubing all the time I fucking hate it, Its my own fault for looking "cute" and not acting like a desperate thirsty wanker over chicks tho I guess.
Any homo fags in here want to recommend me something I could do that would repel you gays? Like a MAGA hat or a confederate flag worn like a cape, maybe a shirt raising awareness for hemorrhoids or something?
>>71889190
Stop going to the Commercial then
>>71892932
Wear a dog collar and leather, maybe.
>>71892932
Where can you go clubbing 2 hours away from Melbourne? Benalla?
>>71893199
I'm guessing Bendigo
>>71889190
>Melbourne CBD
I think I found your problem friend.
>>71892932
If it's just some faggy pickup line, just let it fall off by the wayside and ignore them. If they get in your face though, call them a faggot cunt and tell them to fuck off.
Usually works for me
>>71892932
Embroider "exit only" on the seat of every pair of pants you own
Why the fuck dose any aussie bloke still live in Melbourne? Do they want their bloodline intermixed with chinks? Do they want their son to be a fag? Do they like pajeets and dim-sons for neighbours?
>>71889517
underrated
>>71893342
Only gooks and faggots left in the CBD.
>>71889190
>yes baggy cargo pants and a normal K-mart shirt. I check my oder spray, linx spray.
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHA
Are you 14?
Who the fuck even goes 'clubbing' anymore? That shit is degenerate. Go fishing or shooting like a normal bloke.
Take an esky of beer with you if you have to drink.
>>71891872
How's Seattle for a racially aware white man? I live a few miles south of it in a suburb and it's just bland with nonwhites and a bunch of wiggers.
>>71893929
This desu
>>71893544
>Not being in the prime spot for when the race war kicks off
>>71892760
been out the last three weeks in a row your full of shit i'd be happy if this did happen but....
>>71894170
Looking foward to fighting for the degenerate Melbourne socailist state huh?
MELBOURNES ARMIES WILL NEVER CROSS THE MURRY.
>>71889190
It's too bad Melbourne CBD is crawling with chinks and white-guilt hipster faggots that wear "invasion day" tees on Australia day. Those people aren't real Aussies.
It's a shame too, because I thought Melbourne was actually really beautiful, aside from that, when I visited.
>>71894738
This is why Aussies dont care about Melbourne. Its clear they dont identify as Aussies, they identify as 'Melbournians'.
>>71894449
Nah just remove kebabs and their enablers. Why would we cross the Murray? Go kill your own camel jockeys.
>>71889190
>Why are more Aussie men becoming gay?
>becoming
>>71895311
Kek
>>71889822
this happens to me to in sydney. a girl hasnt hit on me since high school but a gay guy will occasionally give me the eye to which i respond by embarrassingly looking at my feet or running away.
>>71895243
Melbourne is going to be the beligerant in the first straylan civil war. Melbourne lefties, kebabs, gooks and immigrants vs white Aussies.
>>71890076
>I dress like a normal man for crying out loud
maybe you have a gay face.
>>71890076
Do you eat a lot of glazed doughnuts?
>>71889926
ahem, i believe it is sydney that is fag central. stop trying to take our crown
>>71889190
>melbourne
theres your problem
>>71889822
>>71895521
May I respectfully ask, do you guys work out a lot? To my experience, women get really shy by muscle men, gay men feel like its a signal that you might be DTF because its the gay culture. I read Aussies basically are addicted to lifting so maybe its turning the country too gay, women feel more comfortable around women because men have become too hot and sexy, its my theory.
>>71889190
You're a fucking autist, melbourne is the most progressive city in perth. Maybe if you didn't look like such a faggot you wouldn't get hit on
>>71889190
>melbourne
>>71891991
were you touched as a child?
>>71889190
>Everytime I walk outside my house and around the city, (Melbourne CBD) I keep getting hit on by fucking men.
Melbourne has always been full of faggots
>>71891888
Haha no it doesnt you dumb cunt
T. Person who lives in Canberra
>>71892667
>faggot's uniform
lel
>>71895934
>crown
Tiara
Melbournefags can try and deflect the Melborne meme; google Melbourne & Hipster; look at the images.
Melbourne embodies hipster culture. Progressive, diverse & cuckish. Melbourne 'culture' is hipster culture, aka: 'cuck culture'.
>>71889190
>linx spray
Are you fucking 15?
The gay men are coming onto you because you present yourself like a shota
>fat '''''''''''man'''''''''' with military haircut wearing cargo pants, fox motorboike t shirt, skate shoes from 2006 and face full of metal accessories
>its actually a girl
every fucking time
>melbourne
>>71896029
>May I respectfully ask, do you guys work out a lot?
i only do bench press anymore. got a bit of a gut going and am balding. gay guys dont seem to be turned off by a bald head like girls are.
>>71895815
gayest food ever.
>>71889398
shut up you drunk
>>71896412
nice
>>71896685
Girls are repulsed by bald head? That's strange, because bald head is a sign of manliness (a lot of testosterone).
anyone just see on the news that two men raped a 12 year old girl in southern sydney? didnt say what they looked like so no doubt they're fucking middle eastern dogs. lets have another fucking riot and bash their fucking ugly mutt heads in
>>71896939
if you are handsome a bald, shaved head is no problem. if you are a 5/10 beta it doesnt help you at all.
>>71892932
dress in shitter clothes and don't shave for a while.
>>71896981
Yeah, that will start it. Would probably need a lot of long term unemployment, young men out of jobs, Muslim communities feeling isolated after some more bad terrorist attacks in Europe and Indonesia.
>>71892013
Wow... who shit in your Vegemite?
I was defending you...no need to be hostile.
>>71897323
he could just smear shit all over his face too. that would stop them.
>>71889190
What's the matter OP? Don't like our progressive society?
>>71893933
>a few miles south.
so you live in Renton and you can't figure out how Seattle is?
stay there, please, you're too dumb to ever afford rent here anyways.
>>71897657
b-but vegemite is shit.
>>71889190
Reached about 4.2% of total population in 2012, not sourcing right now but it's super easy to find go look
It's a "phase" too, people get to about 30 and realize "holy shit I've been sucking cocks"
tl;dr Melbourne
>>71889822
Aren't women the ones who approach men? Or at least make indications when suitable (They won't walk across the bar to hit on you.)
>>71891787
Didn't they bash poofs in Sydney and through a couple of the cliffs
>>71890076
I guarantee, you are gay. It's just the way it goes
>>71897957
you mean like flick their hair and shit
Dem Aussie beach babes are hawt, but them inland desert farming hoes are fucking butt ugly
Actually uglier than Tusken bitches without masks
>>71891904
How?
How do ya get a gay Aussie to fuck an Australian woman?
Take a shit in her cunt
>>71898452
>Take a shit in her cunt
That would probably improve the smell.
>>71892728
Ayy lmao the charge for bashing a disabled person is the same as bashing a pregnant women (If the baby doesn't die) or bashing a cop.
Lol @ Vic
>>71898452
stop it, now!
>>71898652
Or ?
>>71898533
... Poo in smoo?
>>71898815
or i'll hurt you with psychic energy.
>>71898815
>>71898817
>>71898927
Pretty poor banter m8s.
Gonna abandon this thread now.
>>71889822
It sounds like it might have been gay night there.
>>71898206
No I mean something more direct like saying something that isn't "ayy fuck off"
>>71899190
doesnt happen.
>>71896685
You might be bear mode who knows, lots of gays actually kinda like a gut + bald guy with beefy arms type look. tbqh women would be repulsed by that body type so maybe that is the issue.
>>71896939
It is mainly a sign of middle age and possible infertility, baldness is. I believe also subconsciously women associate hair with power and enjoy grabbing at it during cunnilingus.
>>71899472
>tbqh women would be repulsed by that body type so maybe that is the issue.
yep. im afraid so. is it bullshit that you can ever find a girl who will like "you for you"
>>71899727
Yes it is.
Unless they're 35 and have hit the wall. Then they'll love you for your money
Would you rather deal with women or hang out and maybe get a brojob?
>Why are you so gay Australia?
Nice projection.
>>71901107
Could you perhaps project your poo into a loo?
>Seeing like year 5's of the same sex getting comfy with eachother now
Shit's fucking weird, man.
And what's the deal with this place and nobody able to go out and have a good time? Every friday is NORTHBRIDGE BRAWL NIGHT CUNTCUNTCUNTCUNT
>UFC bannu'd in AUS because the population is so fucking childish that if they're overstimulated they start wrecking cars and beating up passersby
>>71889926
Fucking melbourne mate..can't wait to leave sydney. Literally selling house and moving north, majority aussie area, down the road from the beach so back into surfing, and a three story lake house on the water.
Can't wait to be free of the arabs and muslims.
>lelbourne
>lelbourne
>lelbourne
Kate Ellis as PM when :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cC-zCwA6rgE
>>71892293
U otta be kidding me. is this some melbcuck shit im witnessing here
>>71889822
Did this Bar have a fire escape?
Seriously Melbourne CBD.
Home of Greens MP Adam Arse-Bandit
>>71889190
>or is being a fucking homosexual the new hip thing in this current time that I am not getting?
Yeah pretty much
>>71893929
>shooting
>Australia
pick one and one only
>>71889190
feminized by single mothers
>>71904539
Don't buy into memes, Amerifriend, it's perfectly legal to own a gun and go hunting kangaroos or pigs in this country.
>>71889822
>>71890076
>>71890551
>>71891001
you're new here, arent you?
>>71892728
>bashing a gay is the same as bashing a cop
and they think they're the second class citizens
Why is there no big aussy cock to mount my boi pucci ;_:
Fucking hell cunts let me spell it out for you real nice
American garbage media has infected our great country, now you see television programs such as modern family overtly glorifying homosexuals
on Australian tv channels. This goes further than just TV obviously, music is the other big one instead of home grown Australian bands on our airwaves
radio stations poison our ears with nigga beats which glorify hedonism, narcissism, and crime. Honestly this whole country is being cu.cked out by
America so its no surprise that Australians imitate american culture for example Halloween, an american holiday, has become increasingly popular from
when i was young. with that copycat attitude infecting our society Australians will emulate another american pastime, sucking dick, dyeing their hair
obscene colors, worshiping celebrities and so on.
TLDR More Australians suck dick because of american influence
>>71889190
>Melbourne
>>71889190
>Melbourne CBD
>Cucktoria
Found your problem
>>71905950
you can't fool me
every guy who post cute bishounen pictures is the farthest from resembling them
i'm better off looking for short haired grills, because qt guys like in animes are unicorns they simply dont exist
>>71889190
(((MELBOURNE CBD)))
enjoy ya anzac day cunts beers and two up for all
>>71908087
Im not anime tier but im cute i think:/
