imagine being a slav
>imagine
>>71885708
Im one shit sucks. Digestive system can't handle spicy and complex food. We look like mongoloids. I think genetically my IQ is lower because I have a hard time grasping things at times.
>>71885959
>all
>>71885708
umm, that haircut is literally the definition of the word "ukrainian"
>>71885708
His hairstyle looks like it was drawn on a bald head with a pencil
>>71885959
this
>>71885708
we used to have slav threads all the time
feels like i havent seen one in months
have to leave but ill post a few more
>>71885708
these men lure teenage faggots using craigslist then rape them with glass bottles with to cure their homosex
97% effective!
>>71885708
Slavs, particularly the more eastern ones, have the most weirdly endearing cultures.
I just love the absurd little bastards, ya know?
>>71885708
>>71887776
for reasons i cannot grasp there is a subculture in russia that fetishizes the us military
>>71887840
need a slav to explain this shit
>>71887820
That's one ugly slav
>>71887889
couldn't tell you why specifically, but I'd guess that since we get commie retards here, they probably get americaboo retards there.
like /k/ with slavshit, but reversed
>>71887978
slav girls are hot before 30 then they turn into fat old women
>>71887889
>Washington flag
The fuck? Why Washington?
>>71887548
Tbh sometimes I feel like squatting and drinking copious amounts of vodka while wearing tracksuits
I wonder how much slav blood I have
I thought I had it saved but there is a picture of like 3 guys squatting watching two dogs fuck in the distance. There a post from France saying something like "this is the most slav picture..."
>>71888075
pic related
How do I get a red pilled slav qt? Is it even worth it? Are they all gold digging whores?
I'm white and possibly converting to Orthodoxy, if that helps.
>>71888072
>>>71887889 (You)
> couldn't tell you why specifically, but I'd guess that since we get commie retards here, they
that makes sense
slavic military is like a mmorpg
you get your priest to buff your guns with holy water before a fight, thats pretty fucking awesome
>>71887954
which one is the most dangerous to approach?
I'm thinking either the fat one or the one on the right
Can a slav please chime in
>>71885708
>Imagine being an American
>>71887840
Don't many Americans love wearing Nazi Uniforms?
>>71885708
>tfw slav
>tfw squat is my weakest lift by far
I bring great shame to my people. That deadlift and ohp though.
>>71887889
>a plate of just kraft singles
My sides
>>71888110
>>71888173
>>71888249
>>71888291
>>71888345
I despise anime but there is something quite artistic to these pictures
>>71885708
I am a slav and I hate it I want to be an Anglo
Every morning when I wake up I listen to the anthem of Canada (the Maple Leaf Forever not the French cuck anthem), Australia, New Zealand and finally our royal anthems God Save the Queen.
I wear clothing from Anglo brands
I eat Anglo foods
I drink at least 2 pots of tea everyday (made with a kettle on the stove)
And even though I don't understand the rules yet I follow the scores for the cricket World Cup
I have decided that if I have a son his name will be Nigel! and my daughter Victoria.
Anyone have other suggestions as to what I could do to be more Anglo?
>mfw I have a Russian grandfather and look just like him
>>71888287
>guy on far left
aesthetics
>>71887889
He is just a US marine borned in Rssian body
>>71888352
Just squat more fggt
Squatz and oatz my friend
Also try wearing a tracksuit when you squat. It may just give you the slav power you need.
>>71888431
lol if you think we don't drink tea then you're a full on westerner
>>71887889
>not a marine
>pfc rank w/ blood stripe is wrong
>tailoring is all wrong
>fucking 6 buttons showing
>cover on indoors
>belt is too short
>gig line is all fucked
at least his shirt looks ironed
>>71888487
>>71888191
>>71887954
which one should I be more careful around ivan?
Slavojews are the true master race, goyim.
>white
>ashkenazi tier intelligence
>with none of their leftist tendencies
>redpilled, ferociously patriotic
>secular
>can drink
>>71885708
>tfw no slav bro to slam a handle of Boдкa with and fist fight
>>71888431
Stop brushing your teeth.
>>71888431
>I eat Anglo foods
Jesus Christ son, what the hell is wrong with you?
>>71888431
Just look as white as possible and most people in north america will just assume you're of british, irish, or german descent. If you're really slav-looking and in the midwest, they might figure you for ukranian or polish.
>>71888444
So you have normal eye shape?
>>71887644
i know that feel, it use to be at least weekly
would qt slavic import waifu let me suck her toes desu?
>>71888585
very pretty
probably revolting in summer though
>>71888142
shes jewwwwish?
>>71888093
Maybe it's something to do with George Washington? Fuck if I know, not Slavic enough for this shit apparently.
>>71888585
We get shit on for our suburbs but this shit is just as bad if not worse.
>>71888586
Po russki govorish zhidyara?
>>71885708
It's not terrible in all honesty. For the most part we're coin flips between alright and memes.
>>71888565
You drink it cold only little kids do that here
>>71888597
I have perfect white straight teeth I will never have an Anglo mouth
>>71888604
I want to be an Anglo
>>71888608
I have a thick Eastern European accent, everyone asks me if I'm from the Soviet Union I have to remind them it doesn't exist anymore
>>71888712
Aгa.
A ты чё бeз pyccкoй pacклaдки в интepнeтaх дeлaeшь?
>>71888431
>I drink at least 2 pots of tea everyday
Drinking tea is a Russian tradition too. And it's may be older than English 'cause we traded with China since 16th century.
>>71888093
because America dude are you retarded?
>>71888593
whait a sec this image....
guyes. i think that asians are just russians that beat the shit out of one another and then just...
Hope you enjoyed these qtie pictures.
>>71888431
Victoria is ok, but Nigel has to go.
Get a good Bible name.
>>71888742
even though it seems a little depressing i seriously envy the camaraderie i see with slavic people
their composers and writers are great too
>>71888928
Yeah my Russian friend always makes tea when I visit her, still it's stereotypically Anglo which is why I mentioned it.
>>71886321
>the
>>71888859
Дa я пoдyмaл вдpyг ты киpиллицy нe знaeшь. Былo тyт пapy чeлoвeк, poдившихcя yжe зa бyгpoм и пoтoмy нe знaющих ee.
>>71888969
What's a really Anglo guys name? Nigel is the first thing that comes to mind for me
>>71888928
>2 pots of tea everyday
hes fucking impostor. slavs drink more tea than fucking chinks.
>>71887889
>they actually think we eat ameriburgers.
>>71888444
Checked and I'm so sorry for you anon
why are anime girls invading commieblocks?
>>71888142
Have you seem her prior to plastic surgery? Completely different person. Not that I agree with him, it seems people just say that about every woman these days
>you ever notice how X women are hot until they hit 30?
>>71889056
I said at least, around 4 pots would be a typical amount each day.
>>71888287
What do the tattoos on the backs of their left hands say?
>>71887889
>baby crib in the corner
>>71889211
Lonely Russians photoshop them in.
>>71885708
>tfw no desperate slavfu who is qt/10 and marries me just to come to America
I would probably buy her a bmw/Mercedes and let her be a housewife if she was loyal and tried hard enough for me
Serious question, as an above average looking 26 year old middle class american, if I went on vacation in Ukraine, would it be hard to pick up on locals?
>>71885708
I don't see anything wrong with being a Slav, personally. All of the women are hot as fuck, so even if you're ugly chances are high that you'll still be able to bang a 9/10.
>>71887889
He's Ameriboo from St Petersburg.
>>71885708
slavs are white
>>71888431
True blue Anglo-saxon through and through here.
It's better than being a slav(e) and that's a fact
>>71888958
Holy shit
>>71885708
>imagine being a slav
>>71889049
Leslie, and Evelyn.
>>71888215
Lmao weak bants
Why are Slavic women so fucking hot to me?
>tfw no qt slav wife
>>71888959
like being homesick for a place you've never been
>>71885708
>>71889257
tea is main beverage for slavs. coffee its not that popular. you wrote it as if you wanted to be an aglo and thats why you drink tea. where are you from? because you dont seem to know slavic customs.
>>71889493
Try Cecil, Cedric, Gideon, Isambard
>>71888104
>>71887889
>that iMac is worth more than everything in the apartment combined.
>including the lives.
>>71888958
new meme 100%
>>71887947
belfast
>>71889584
Don't bother mate, most of them are gold diggers.
>>71889692
also muhammad
>>71889707
This made me laugh more than it should have
>>71889644
Slavs only drink Kvas
t. slav knower
>>71888959
Thank you. They were really pretty.
It's a pretty good life, I can assure you.
>>71887889
he looks whiter than 80% of the people in america
>>71889814
Don't start Juan Lopez is not going to end well for you.
>>71888894
topkek
>>71888093
Because they likely have no idea that there's a State called Washington.
>>71888093
There's a shit ton of Romanians in the Eastside desu.
>>71888191
Definitely the one one the right, the fattie is harmless.
The one you should really be worried about though is the guy on the left
>>71888249
I used to live like this before coming to America
>>71889584
>slavic women
>hot
Or maybe Poland is not that much slavic afterall
Doesn't feel all that great desu
How to live in countries that won the Cold War?
>>71889854
Kvas is for summers, tea for winters
>>71890020
Holly cow, Trevor?
>>71888165
No they will fuck you out of every last penny and yes
>>71889924
breh, i'd take the entire population of mexico more quietly than just the Rotherham scandal.
>>71889854
they drink two liter pepsis like its going out of style.
>>71889493
Not Leslie, all the Hungarians have that name
>>71889644
Polish, but my mom is Hungarian and I grew up with her so I don't really know slav culture beyond internet memes honestly. All I know is I'm ethnically slav and can never know the feeling of having ancestors who owned plantations in Bermuda, or had Indian servants in the British Raj, My family were just peasant farmers
>>71889291
I just got back from Serbia and met a grill I intend to wife. Email me [email protected] and I'll tell you how I did it.
I have a foolproof way and it's eZ and free
imagine being a faggot
>>71886079
>We look like mongoloids. I think genetically my IQ is lower because I have a hard time grasping things at times.
Speak for yourself you Russian faggot.
t. Sexy blond-haired/green-eyed Czech who's studying neuroscience
>>71890020
who lets their child do this?
>>71887947
These are Irish gypsies.
i am one
although bulgarians hardly count and i'm only half
>>71890110
Rotherham is drop in a pond compared to you cucks.
30,000 Black Male on White Female rapes occur EVERY YEAR in the USA
12 Million illegal immigrants that's 1 in every 29
62% white meaning 10 out of every 29 Americans isn't white
The real scandal is white Americans being ethnically cleansed from cities they built
>>71888472
this is beautiful
>>71890026
Boт тaк кaждый дeнь
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjSJj_Pdjys
>>71890123
>my mom is Hungarian and I grew up with her
>All I know is I'm ethnically slav
so you are not a slav, bro
>>71888103
>sometimes
You have no slav blood then.
>>71890026
So many slavs with Murican and Canadian flags. This is insane.
These people should have two flags so they couldn't pretend to be real Muricans.
>>71890173
Op already said that.
>>71890427
кaк в пиндocию пepeбpaлcя? мнe нyжнa eщё oднa иcтopия ycпeхa
>>71885708
why would I ever want to do that?
>>71890342
breh, if you lived in america, you'd realize, its isnt whites who are getting ethnically cleansed from cities.....
the fact of the matter is, it was a huge pimping ring that your government ran cover for. In one little town. Not a bunch of nigs nigging out, but a tiny little town.
I don't think i will ever have any respect for britain till they get blood for this.
>>71890123
Hungarians aren't slavs
You're a special kind of hunnic or mongolian rape babies.
Your closest cousins are finns
>>71887548
Why do they squat and wear tracksuits?
>>71885708
What does the slav hierarchy look like?
Like how do they rank? Western slavs vs Eastern slavs. Like Czechoslovaks, Poles, Slovaks, Serbs, Ukrainians, Russian ect...
Which are allowed in whitopia?
>>71890432
>one family member is born in Hungary to Polish parents, your dad is polish your grandparents are polish so you're not a slav
I am ethnically a slav, but I don't consider myself to be one culturally
>>71890123
Hungarians are gypsies, the Slav equivalent of a nigger
>>71890539
imagine being an ironical murfat who's full of envy to our Slavic glory
Imagine being a russian soldier.
>>71890723
She was born in Hungary to Polish parents. I don't think I can consider myself Hungarian at least not ethnically
>>71890567
Пpocтo тyт poдилcя. Лeгкo пepeбpaтьcя в aмepикy, кaк y нac "oткpытыe гpaницы"
>>71890688
>ethnically
but you know that slavs are not ethnic group but language/cultural? you seem to know very little about how it all look like
>>71890823
Lmao, back home a guy like that would get fucking bullied until he killed himself, no wonder he joined the army
post more absurd slav pics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjh7zEmqlbY
>>71890851
Oткyдa жe ты знaeшь pyccкий, ecли poдилcя yжe в CШA? Poдитeли oбyчaли?
>>71887776
>Crossfit
>>71885708
looks like a fun place to live t.b.h
>>71885708
Im russian i love being slav
>>71890763
Imagine being a khokhol.
>>71890645
When the Soviet Union dissolved back in '91 Russian coolguys would buy fancy new American clothes from Adidas and Nike to show how "rich" they were.
>Svitlana look at me, I can afford fancy capitalist clothing!
No thx , I better imagine as nigger not slav
>>71890598
>This guy and this shitty bait talking straight from his arse when I'm giving straight facts
Juan Paco del Taco you got nothing
Minority Births are higher than White birth rates in America and you have scores of nigger rapes babies, the real kicker is that so many Americans oppose abortion meaning those raped white girls soon won't be able to get rid of them.
>>71890900
You know what I mean
>>71890955
Need more of these
>>71890943
Caм yчycь. Пpocтo мнe интepecнo. Moи poдитeли нe coвceм нe pyccкиe.
>>71889584
because they are white
>>71890974
but what about the squatting?
>>71890218
Hi ty
>>71891015
>>71891092
>>71891085
Fuck slav haters
>>71890020
what is going on here?
>>71891150
That is disgusting, your entire life you live under Putin's rule.
I just can't fake it anymore. That's why I'm going to become my true self; by becoming a fake Slav.
I started by nailing a rug to my wall. That's right; a rug. To my wall. Honestly, it felt exhilarating. My hands were shaking as I held the hammer and nail against the cold wall. I knew once I drove it in, I'd be taking my first step into a larger world. When I stepped back to admire my work, I knew there was no turning back.
Have you ever tried on an Adidas track suit? Have you?! It feels like silk, or velure. Especially with no undershirt or boxer-briefs. I have become a Bolshevik KING in this garb; nay, a new age cosmonaut! I stepped in front of a mirror to admire my new self, when I noticed something dreadfully wrong.
Blonde, wavy hair. Disgusted, I grabbed the nearest pair of safety scissors, and started hacking away at my dreadful locks. With each snip, I felt like I was removing the cocoon that had been on my head since birth. But scissors can only remove so much. I fumbled around frantically in the bathroom drawer and found my saviour; a pair of electric shears! Wide eyed, I watched tearfully as the last remaining blonde chains fell from my head like snowflakes over the gulag in slow motion.
I have already ordered the darkest brown contact lenses. No more baby blues, for this Slav! My forehead is not right either, but there are surgeries for that. Oh, the wonders of modern medicine! For the last hour, I've been practicing my accent whilst drinking Vodka straight. "Battlecruiser operational". "I will crush you". "Heavy is good, heavy is reliable. If it doesn't work you can always hit them with it."
It's the part I was born to play, baby.
>>71891015
man, america is a really big country full of a ton of people. If something like cologne happened in america, every cop in a 400 mile radius would be driven in, eager to crush heads. Dead serious. If something like Rotherham happened here, we'd hang the labor leaders, and send the muslims to Guantanamo for indefinite waterboarding. ....
I can't imagine living in a society that just lets that kind of offense slide.
For all of america's faults, we do not put up with muslim shit. At all.
>>71891150
i was just asking why do they squat, that was not hating
>>71891273
Early russia didnt have toliets
>>71888444
IKTFB. My grandfather's Polish and people have mistaken me for Slavic :(
>>71888046
>>71888110
>>71888173
>>71888249
>>71888291
>>71888345
>>71888405
>>71888472
>>71888520
>>71888585
>>71888642
>>71888707
>>71888773
>>71888894
>>71888959
really loved those pics, do you an album or something like that? would really love to se more anon n,n
>>71891272
Oh shut up you proxy Australian
>>71886537
Nah. That stupid fucking haircut is common here in Louisiana. Moronic whites want to get a Ceasar but instead get that shit.
>>71889032
>people
>>71891017
maybe. but you sound like you thought slavs look different or shit. if you dont speak slavic lang nor follow our customs no one would consider you a slav.
>>71891257
Кaкoй пpoблeм c пyтинoм? Tы кaкoй тo aнтифa?
>>71891233
No this is bullshut. Copernicus was a Western Slav and had black hair and eyes
>>71885708
>imagine being a slav
I just want a slav wife, they are cute...CUTE!
>>71891511
Ho кaк aнтифaшизм (ecли бы oн был) cвязaн c Пyтиным?
>>71891265
You are disgusting
>>71890533
Ukrainians and poles turned desolate North American lands into farms (as well as Germans and Scandis). It was the French and British who developed all the beurocratic and government stuff. Slavs were a large part of the labour force though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CUyZeZs7j4&list=LL6ENriEtbxJKxIB9k5Fky6A&index=21
>>71891498
No one considers Poles slavs
i like slav girls but America doesn't have many Americanized ones.
what do /pol?
>>71891554
At first, then comes the depression, then comes the heavy smoking, then comes the heavy drinking, then comes the bitch fits, then comes the arguments which will descend into shouting matches, then she will steal your money and go back home.
>>71891618
фaшиcм cвязaн c Пyтиным. Tы пpoтив pyтин, пoэтoмy я cпpocил чe ты кaкoй тo aнтифa.
>>71887947
they're Irish
>>71891703
>No one considers Poles slavs
>>71889584
same, I'm in love with this athletic blonde qt that goes to my gym who looks a lot like based Natalia
Canada has a huge population of Ukrainians for some reason, so our politicians always have to Sabre rattle at Russia kek
Ukrainians seem retarded after all this EU maiden shit, but on the other hand they look more white than potato head mongoloid Russians so I think i prefer them
>>71890000
quality quads
>>71891085
Apparently in Russian jails when prisoners need to be moved from one are to another the prison guards tell all the prisoners to squat and waddle with their hands above their heads as they move to the new area.
So its "cool" or badass or whatever to squat like a prisoner.
I wish i had a Slav wife. Imagine that.
>>71891734
You will never find a cute slav girl.
>>71886079
>IQ is lower because I have a hard time grasping things at times.
someone please educate this retard by posting slavic contributions to science and technology, pro tip slavs pretty much invented the modern world
>>71891851
Im a russian slav never spoke a slavic word and im slavic
>>71891851
Poles are even worse. Other than the fact that your government is holding based viewpoints at this point.
>>71891925
Makes sense. The pants sagging comes from American prison culture and it's everywhere now. I see these young guys in skinny jeans sagging them below their ass and can hardly move around
>tfw slav
>tfw don't even mind it
FeelsGoodMan
>>71887776
sounds pretty fuckin gay!
>>71892007
You from grand forks in BC? Major Slav town, awesome food there
>>71891554
\>>71891643
>>71891657
chink detected
let me know if i missed a canadian
>>71885708
....fucking moron...imagine being rich, white, American IN Slavistan.
Look-a-that-pussy......would ya just look at it?
>>71892144
No im from Burlington
>>71891865
lots of "canadian" chinks seem to think slavs are there passport to hapa children.
good luck wang chung!
>>71891417
anime debil
>>71892172
Im russian
>>71889271
It's an ink. They probably wrote a sequence of actions to do during that performance. They're spetsnaz
>>71892306
>i'm russian
>>71892255
its too bad most hapa kids end up like elliot rodger.
if they all looked like this then wew i'd racemix pretty fast m8.
>>71892255
Is filthy frank japanese?
>>71892422
half. dunno what his white half is but im pretty sure is got jew in it. filthy frank is one ugly dude
>>71887861
Wow....saved. My new favorite pic.
>>71888352
Same shit. My bench is better than my squat. Even OHP is getting close to the squat lol. Slav squats are meme. Squat is an Asian thing
>>71892245
Cool.
>>71885708
Slavs really are white trash but man they are the only white skinned people who have balls these days.
>>71892470
But hes part asian right?
>>71892411
god damn
>>71891734
>wanting an Americanized gf
>>71892509
Fuck you im slavic and offended that you called me trash you Germanic Celtic trash
>>71889200
Is she drinking blood?
>>71891233
Tusk ahahahhahahhahahha wypierdalaj na wyborcza szechterowi masować pale.
>>71889291
Pretty easy, but she'll dump you right after getting her permanent GC
>>71891511
Пpocтo П*тин - хyйлo и вop
I love how one day I can come on here and see people post GLORIOUS MOTHER RUSSIA!!! Then I can come on here the next day and see threads like this.
It's like an eternal struggle between shills.
>>71892538
i said half when you asked if he's Japanese. so yes he's half Japanese.
are maple niggers even literate?
>>71892632
ill be more specific. southern Americanized.
but an aussie girl would be gr8 too.
>>71892509
slavs are not white trash faggot. just a few. (like most nations)
>>71891819
Пyтин хyй и paзвaливaeт Poccию. Oн пpoдaлcя чeчeнцaм и китaeзaм
>>71892636
I'm sorry slavbro, didn't realize you guys weren't aware of your white trash ranking.
It's better than being cuckold status.
>>71892676
You have to ask a Finn I don't know
>>71891417
Sorry, but no.
I just save pictures when I see them.
However, you can do it too!
I wonder what it's like to grow up in a non communist country
just looking outside is depressing
seeing power plants seeping gas into the sky and creating clouds
looking at the revolting multicolored commie blocks, all varying in size and colors
just looking at the streets and seeing trash cans and homeless dogs
I wish I lived in the first world
>>71892117
Let it out matey just let it out don't repress it
You're not OK with being a Slav no one possibly could be don't deny it don't reject it you need to come to terms with it
>>71893056
Come to America and fight in the coming civil war.
>>71892849
oбъяcни, пoжaлyйcтa. мнe нpaвитcя пyтин. oн любит poccию. oн нe cyкa.
>>71892007
That's because you're an indoctrinated cancuck. Repeat after me: If you are white, your culture and traditions don't matter.
Sound familiar?
I like being a slav in the US.
Feels good to be pure physically and mentally from modern diseases of the Western civilization. But it's pretty lonely at the same time. I only wish I could bring a slav qt from my homeland
>>71893117
Гocпoдap Trump wouldn't want me though. I'm a stinky foreigner. There is no hope left...
Is there any way to make Eastern Europe better?
>>71891530
Learn to read leaf, it clearly says sometimes dark.
>>71893117
>BUILD THE WALL NO MORE IMMIGRATION
>hey bro don't like your country come to America!
God dammit dude
