>be me, ausfag
>shiela attempts to rob house
>hit him with boomerang
>he gets carried off by albatross
>albatross punched out of sky by kangaroo
>they both end up in the jaws of a dingo
>dingo carried away by crocodile/croc dundee
>crocodile gets eaten by shark
>shark sliced open by razor sharp coral
>focken wankers
>goodnight irene
>>71885375
you try too hard to shitpost. it's supposed to come naturally.
OP is an idiot
>>71885375
>A fucking leaf
Talking about shitposters.
Gtfo canada, Atleast Aussies are funny. Y'all canadians claim to shitpost, but the truth is, everything you post is actually the truth, because you're all cuck fags. Now go back to sucking muslim dick, and keep waiting for that weedlmao.
>mfw op
>>71885375
Poorly bantered m8. Awful.
>>71885375
>>71885501
...literally samefag. Did you think that just because you posted on your phone it would change your ID? damn you're one stupid nigger.
>>71885506
WHAT IS THIS FUCKING FLAG M8
>>71885477
what is the name of this meme
Canada is so fucking embarrassing
every day they try to shitpost and it's so painful to read
>>71885585
A tiny island-country that is less cucked than yours.
>>71885375
A shiela is a women you dumb fucking cancuck. Go back to welcoming your muslim overlords.
>>71885506
>be me
>canadian
>trudeau took away money and guns to give to rapefugees
>stabbed by rapefugee
>at least i have weedlmao
>>71885556
u missed the get joey
>>71885666
>666
>FUCKING WITNESSED
>be me
>live in dominican republic
>get aids from the sheer poverty
>die in earthquake
aaand thats how you start a flamewar bitches
>>71885975
you didn't start anything. You just further embarrassed your shithole of a country.
>>71886131
>says the one getting fucked by an abo kangajew
>>71885375
tip top bantz
how can australians ever hope to recover
>>71886210
Abos live in the desert and remote communities far away from us, kangaroos aren't a threat.
Why are canadians so fucking stupid? You're more ignorant than the Yanks.
>>71886379
>kangaroos aren't a threat.
fuck you say to me? Il have you know...
>U FUCKING WOT m8
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little normie? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed GBP from stealing their tendies. I am trained in autism warfare and I’m the top good boy in the entire US Tendie Squadron. You are nothing to me but just another normiefag. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am gathering my piss shit and cum jugs, collected over 10 years. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in normie raping, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Good Little Boy Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe my ass with you, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price in GBP, you goddamn idiot. I will shit, piss, and cum all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>71886379
Don't you have some emu's to deal with?
>>71885375
fuck up cunt
good lord i hope someone caps this b4 it 404s and puts it on r/4chan for the world to see
fucking kek
>>71886372
Recover from what? From not trying so hard to make gr8 bants? Jesus, Canada, I'd rather stay un-recovered.
>>71886849
post said screencaps
>>71885375
>Sheila
>hit him with boomerang
>hit him
>him
Dropped
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>>71886849
Kill your self. You're worse than Canadian, Australian, AND Swedish posters combined.
*ahem*
>D E S I G N A T E D
>E
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>D
>KANGAROO ZOO
the canuck is not funny, try harder faggot
