>Female Ted Cruz lookalike agrees to do porn for $10,000
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/ted-cruz-lookalike-porn_us_571aa703e4b0d4d3f7237467
>>71874562
>>71874489
Holy shit.
He better wear a rat costume when fucking her.
>>71874489
the meme magic has transcended the shadow realm
who is going to pay 10 cents to see it?
>>71874489
I will not watch such a vile thing and anyone that would should be executed. Woman are pieces of art and should be respected, not violated and degraded.
What's it gonna be called
I'm going with Splat in the Rat
>>71874489
I'd pay for it just so Rato can know theres a porn video of his twin out there.
>>71874489
>giving huffpo pageviews
Who needs it?
We get to see the real Ted Cruz get fucked this Tuesday.
>>71875365
Egyptian Rat Screw
Does just 1% of porn warchers pay for 90% of the porn viewed?
You can't possibly make your money back on this
>>71875603
nORMIES PAY FOR PORN
>>71875603
It's ads. It's always ads.
>>71874489
> Amazingly, Hayes had never heard of Cruz before the resemblance was pointed out to her and she still knows little about him.
And this is why women shouldn't be allowed to vote
>>71875568
I laughed more than I should on that webm.
I love /tv/
>>71875568
Just realized how weak that filename is desu, just rechristened it "Ted Cruz's poll numbers"
>>71874489
Xhamster is paying her to do this.
The same Xhamster which went full SJW over the North Carolina Bathroom Law.
And now they're hiring a Ted Cruz look-a-like to create pornography, commonly used to corrupt the youth, spitting on traditional Christian values in the process, the same traditional Christian values that Ted Cruz stands for and has defended his entire life.
And we're supposed to celebrate this? Is this how low we have become?
>>71875988
>not embracing the meme magic
>>71874489
Cruzn' for Cock
1237 Gangbang
Dual Citizenship Penetration
The Orifice of the POTUS
Cumming in 2nd
In Bed With Lyin Ted
Pumped By Trump
Contested Consent
>>71876376
>>71874562
No fucking way lmao
>>71876376
>Cumming in 2nd
Fucking kek
>>71874562
Jesus the comments from the tolerant left are vicious. She is cashing in on her looks why are they so mad
>nice guys finish last (she cums first)