I'm an aztec male king called Montezuma (@montycultural).
Recently we have been welcoming some spaniard men and their coming is causing some debate.
They are mostly men in military age with long beards who walk around talking how their God is great and how they will clean the land "from the infidels". Some are worried because after a long time on the sea, they look at our women like hungry men in a feast. But don't worry: they literally worship a hippie, which means theirs is a religion of peace. They are just fleeing from their continent haunted by wars of extremists who distort their peaceful beliefs.
But my nephew Cuahtémoc, a sad virgin red-piller racist, says the refugees are up to no good. He keeps saying "they are cucking us" because our women welcome them with smiles. He says we are in danger because our population is getting some bubbles on their legs and is becoming infertile (luckily, the disease isn't affecting the immigrants somehow). Cuahtémoc dares to say the spaniards are religious fanatics and they will start a race war and take over. He says we need to "build a wall" around Tenochtitlán to keep these desperate men out and then "Make Aztec Great Again". What is worst is that some bigots agree with him and spout that you can't mock the Cuahtémoc.
I keep telling him that not all spaniards are like that but he just tells me to "fuck off to my cuckpyramid".
How do I convince him that these spaniard refugees are not threat at all and that we are all the same and must help each other?
Self-bump.
So, Cortés, one of these poor immigrants, misunderstood our culture and tried to kidnap me after I mistook him with a god. I apologized to him and told I'll try keeping him an arms-length away but Cuahtémoc is saying that we need to fight them now and that we need to expel them now.
My wives sees no problem. They often walk around with a smile on the face when Cortés is around (he is sleeping in my castle so we have time to heal after the incident).
Cortés laughs at me when he sees me. I think he likes my septum piercings. He is just a little kid on the inside.
Increasingly desperate self-bump.
This is serious.
>>71874410
>>71875056
>>71875344
fucking kek'd the history in here is really accurate
Bumping this is Kek worthy
>>71874410
Kekeridoo!
And once again the old adage history repeats itself gains meaning again...or was it that it never did loose meaning.
jej
>>71874410
He didn't praise the bump god enough.
Praise kek
>>71874410
Good effort, somewhat funny.
8/10
GUYS, I need your support right now. Answer me: am I racist?
I came home to my pyramid yesterday and found out CORTÉS was in bedroom with my wife.
I got very angry and yelled slurs at him. But later on, I thought about the whole thing and felt a bit sorry and even aroused. I completely ignored his culture and forgot to teach him about marriage and sex in my society.
How can I properly apologize to Cortés and my wife for making them feel so embarrassed?
(My nephew Cuahtémoc is laughing at me and saying I am a cuck. He says he heard the spaniards talking about kicking me out of my palace and making me live in a hut or something. He is unbelievable)
>>71874410
Can't mock the Cuahtémoc I keked
Kek bump
>>71876716
>you will never travel to a foreign land in your fancy clothing and cuck uncivilized savages
Why even live
>>71874410
>Believing that the spaniards were the bad guys...
c'mon Moctezuma, dont you have anything better to do?, like kidnap other tribes children and eat their hearts?
Spain was literally the best thing to happen to this godforsaken land
Pinche chairo
>>71876907
You are being rude.
We have built a lot of prosperity on the backs of other people here. There is massive Tenochtitlán privilege and the people here are so rude they won't even welcome these men and their culture (like the explosives, the horses and crosses) in their homes. If the spaniards get angry that is more than justified because we are racist.
I can't forget all the privilege I have for living here like my ancestors for the last millenium. There is no reason why Cortés, who just arrived, should have more rights and higher standards than I.
#NotAllSpaniards #StopEuroShaming #JewOfPeace
>>71877089
We can't sacrifice a virgin and eat her heart when the spaniards are around. They disagree with this practice and we don't want to segregate and offend them.
:^)
>>71877089
Que no ves que es una satira?
En verdad que pedo con cierta raza como tu cabron, en verdad tan pendejo estas?
>Y si, la llegada europea fue lo mejor que le paso a estos pinches indios
>>71876854
can't cuck the moc
>>71875344
Interesting that this guy even has the same piercings as these degenerates we have nowadays. There might be something here.
>>71876716
Here you go:
>>71877296
Thanks. :^)
Also check my 100% non-animal non-industrailized locally produced synthetic coloured clothing.
I don't want to show off, though. Please don't feel bad. I just wanted to show you a man can be elegant and colourful without killing all these animals.
>>71877280
What a beautiful language. I'm considering forcing everyone to learn it so we can better welcome these refugees. :^)
>>71874410
Pretty good bro
>>71877528
You'd better make sure that those clothes are fair-traded with the Tlaxcalans. It's only right. After all, they are soooooo culturally enriching.
>>71877877
But that nephew of yours is so mean with these poor refugees, how can he be so racist? I even hugged them when they arrived :)
>>71876032
fuck brilliant, assuming not OC?
>>71877280
Se que es una sátira brother, solo le seguí el cuento, bájele a su pedo pls
>>71878069
The Tlaxcalan-aztec suffer so much racism and segregation. Their income is small and they are blamed for all problems by the racist elites. We are giving them torturefare and sacrificing people for them too but it never works. They just riot and the fascist soldiers from Cuahtémoc use strength to shut their riots down.
#TlaxLivesMatter
>>71878302
ok chiquitin
>>71878393
KEK! TLM!!!
>>71878393
Those Aztecs must check their Indio male privilege, Tlaxcaltecas are being opressed by those Indio elites
#TlaxLivesMatter
>>71878415
Papu
>>71876716
>and even aroused
Oh Monty you magnificent cuck.
>>71878510
We need to stop all this Jaguar brutality.
Cuahtémoc laughs and just tells me 93% of Tlaxcaltecans are being killed by other smaller tribes inside our territory. He denies all the brutality and the way our soldiers are trained.
#TlaxLivesMatter
>tfw will never be a European conqueror who massacred savages then slayed some hot pochahantas ass
>tfw when the cuckers have become the cucked
>tfw when only faps to white males fucking latinas
>>71878682
Your soldiers shouldn't have obsidian edged weapons anyway. That should carry around less lethal weapons like the chile pepper juice that the Incan soldiers use.
GUYS, I have great news!
My wife and I are now practicing something called Polyamory. She says Cortés taught that to her and said this will improve our marriage.
She also told me we (Cortés, me and her) are pregnant! We are having a baby soon! Cortés also changed her name to "Isabella" and feels really offended when I call her otherwise.
Everyone got together in Tenochtitlán for us to shake hands and officialize that we are now a big multicultural family. :^)
>>71878911
>chile pepper juice
fucking kek
>>71874410
>we are all the same and must help each other
Come on now, the Aztecs did not think this way. Their economy was largely based on military conquest and tribute.
>>71878933
Is that Cortés on the right? Why does he look so evil? What the fuck Monty?
>>71878933
Isabella and you must be really lucky for having a baby with Cortes, you guys are the best people on earth, good job! :)
>>71879118
really americunt, you cannot spot the fucking satire in here?
>>71879287
I am perfectly clear on the joke, it's just that part could have been stated a little differently. If you want to make this into an argument then the joke will really die.
>>71877280
>>71877089
Pinches indios de provincia. Seguro votan por el pan para sentirse menos aborígenes.
>>71879345
Nah m8, tought you didnt got it
>>71879399
>Implying I even voted
>>71879170
The artist skipped his race / religion relations class.
We are now only employing unionized workers.
I am sorry for this racist art. :^(
>>71879215
Thanks. We will have a beautiful multicolour family.
Guys, great news!
Cortés has restored our relationships with the Tlaxcalan minorities!
They are now making a beautiful rally just outside of Tenochtitlán. They are uniting against racism and intolerance. They even brought all their weapons there to symbolize "Hands up, don't bash me"!
Cuahtémoc is on suicide watch. He is calling all his men but everyone is sick. He is just cursing me for not having built a wall.
Should I cross the breed and go protest with them? My wife is parading topless on their ranks. I think she is enjoying too.
I want to be part of the fun and be a colonial justice warrior too!
Should I go there?! Cuahtémoc is telling me "Fuck no!"
>>71879886
You should only hire Spanish painters to do work where Spanish people are pictured.
Enough with your cultural appropriation and your systemic racism.
>>71880148
You should go. Cuahtémoc is just a xenophobic racist who is on the wrong side of history.
>>71880243
Thanks, frank. But that is of no use. Hernán FUCKING Cortés reporting in, /pol/.
I just killed Montezuma because he told me I was distorting my own beliefs when I destroyed his satanic infidel bullshit. He is no one to tell me anything.
Ok, so, the Aztecs or whatever the fuck Indianstanese is conquered for God and Queen.
We are living a lot of bastards behind so beware of them. I don't think they'll lead up to anything good.
So far this "New World" thing is just a meme from the cuban indians. I haven't found much gold yet.
>>71880445
Fucking Cuahtémoc manlet when will he learn?
>>71881026
>>71880445
Don't worry about Cuahtémoc, though. The flames will take care of him. Even captured he refuses to work with us. Despite his impressive courage, he's not a nimble navigator. He's just a shitskin to be exterminated next. It is time he swallows the last redpill about his savage civilization.
I'm leaving now, /pol/. Gonna conquer southwards. DEUS VULT.
>>71880788
Did he apologize for being disrespectful when he oppressed you into kill him?
You still look kind of evil by the way.
>>71881312
Make sure you inbreed with the local population and create a nation full of half castes!!
>>71881422
Already did. I can't wait to see how it will turn out in 500 years. Nothing good, I think.
>>71881417
He didn't. Fucker wouldn't even die crawling on the grass like his uncle. He died like a man. Standing up. He left me no other option but to behead him myself. Felt a bit bad that we are killing the only smart person in the whole continent. But yeah, quien fue a Sevilla perdió su silla.
Conquistadors cucking the aztecs would be a superb porn genre
Thread is fap material
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YOU'RE A FUCKING MEXICA MALE!!!
