https://www.rt.com/usa/340743-dc-metro-explosion-fire/
id is habben
too lade :----(
>>71869389
TURN ON CNN
>>71869389
False und homosexual.
>>71869389
No fucking way they don't have the balls
>>71869389
We really should have permanent bans for false happenings.
Makes you incredulous when something real happens and you miss the first 5 minutes.
>>71869535
Anthony Bourdain is on.
OVER 500 FATALITIES!!!
>>71869389
Probably just a boring gas explosion.
Also, ISIS wouldn't attack at night. It would attack in the early morning when there's maximum capacity.
NOT A FALSE FLAG CUZ NOT HAPPENING IN EU PRIME TIME ITS 02:39 here
>>71869535
>turn on CNN
>they're talking about fujoshi and yaoi manga
t-thanks /pol/
>>71869662
>DC's red line
>Saturday night
It's busy enough.
>>71869542
link says blast and fire in the betro, no mention of ISIS though
>>71869694
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
>>71869389
>There's people on pol who actually turn on CNN when some shitty thread like this appears.
>>71869618
anyone else think this kid looks a lot like Dwight from the Office?
:|
Ban fake happening posters.
Perhaps a few libs got killed from this.
One can dream, right?
fake happening huh
>>71869804
you need to go back anon
CNN TALKING ABOUT SUNSHINE AND CARS RIGHT NOW ITS HAPPENING
>>71869389
Please fucking be a habbening. We need a habbening. Washington DC is also fifty percent Black.
Blow up subway Saturday night? Why?
They trying to prevent DC skanks from getting to da club tonight?
IT'S HAPPENING, ISN'T IT?
>>71869389
ITS REALLY HAPPENING
WTOP News in Washington DC is confirming there is an incident on the Red Line.
Story updating.
http://wtop.com/listen-live/
>>71869638
he's a cool dude desu
>>71869988
IDS HABBENING
dubs=kebab
trips=false flag
other=no happening
There's a fire/explosion on DC's Metro every fucking week.
There's even a website so locals know where the latest fire is: www.IsMetroOnFire.com
Posting in happening thread
Maybe they'll open up the draft again :^)
>>71869389
Islamic State wouldn't be dumb enough to blow up a subway that no one uses especially on the weekend.
Not happening.
>>71869389
>tfw not following link because seeing it's fake dispel the beautiful illusion
>Links are all fake
GOD DAMN YOU GUYS WHY DO I KEEP FUCKING FALLING FOR THIS
OBAMA WAS ON THE SUBWAY
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
IT REALLY FINALLY HAPPENED
SO !
Is it a fake or not ? An accident or a crime ?
https://twitter.com/TravisVanHorn
This twitter feed has videos of the happening
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>71870190
CONFIMRED
>>71869389
HOLY SHIT IT'S REAL OP DELIVERS!!!!!!!!
https://twitter.com/DCHomos/status/724032759958740992
>dchomos
Do your job, ISIS.
Tenleytown is in Fag land. Wonder if they got a bunch of fags.
>>71870219
https://twitter.com/RT_com/status/724033597611606016
Doubles its really a happening.
>its real
probably just a gas leak though
>>71870171
>It's actually real
I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL THE ONE TIME IT'S ACTUALLY REAL AND I ASSUME IT'S FAKE
>>71870361
yea the same thing happened a few years ago maybe
Oh yes, this is the happening of all happenings.
How will America ever recover?
4/23 - Nvr 4get fgt
I got trolled into watching some stupid Japanese rockstar freak faggots.
>>71869389
A MAN ON YOUTUBE SAID HE WOULD BOMB SOMETHING JEWTUBE DELETED IT.
>>71870142
Israeli secret intelligence services is pretty weird dude idk
is there a Stream ?
>>71869389
Does anyone think this explosion is related to the train that got robbed of explosives?
>>71869389
500 POUNDS OF EXPLOSIVES AND ROCKETS STOLEN IN DETROIT
http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2016/04/22/authorities-searching-for-500-pounds-of-stolen-explosives-taken-from-detroit-bound-train/
>>71870424
It was da j00z
>>71869389
Posting in legit habbening threat.
>>71870361
"gas leak"
HOLY SHIT ITS REALLY HAPPENING
>>71869726
What did they say?
>>71870424
lol the dc metro blows up all the time
>>71870495
Was just thinking this.
Was it 500lbs of the original 1000lbs of explosives, that was stolen?
>>71870424
I mean I should be happy
>>71870536
http://www.mlive.com/news/detroit/index.ssf/2016/04/train_arrives_in_detroit_witho.html
>>71870574
sounds like anthony bourdain in japan
It's just niggers move along
>>71869795
>mfw CNN shill is successful
>>71869389
>RT
reliable source, please
>>71870641
They said 500lbs
Very few people discussing this on twitter and it supposedly happened almost an hour ago. This is nothing
>>71869389
Certainly not a terrorist attack unless you count Metro's ineptitude as terrorism.
Metro has had shit service for the past 20 some years and they have been having fires almost daily the past few months.
This is no happening.
>MD resident
>>71869389
>https://www.rt.com/usa/340743-dc-metro-explosion-fire/
The incident was caused by “trouble inside a mechanical room,” DC Fire and EMS reported on its Twitter account
>tfw on the red line
That's ok I didn't want to go out tonight anyway
GAZ LEAK OR NOT ?!
>>71870822
This
Happening averted
>>71870711
Quite true. DC's Metro system is just one giant handout to the nigger community. They only hire other niggers, and they all work together to scam/leech as much money out of the system as they can muster.
Disappointed it wasn't ISIS though.
OH FUG
BRODEGT DA BURGERS
I hereby call for a ban of OP for no less than 2 weeks for perpetuating false happenings.
May god have mercy on Maple leaf's soul and mine too if mods are in a "mood".
/pol/ habbenings are always disappointing
Eh, not habbenig
http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Metro-Red-Line-Service-Suspended-376864911.html
This is not uncommon to happen. Fucking Metro system breaks down every other week.
>msnbc reporting about price while the usa is under attack
>>71869389
>>71870870
>DC's Metro system is just one giant handout to the nigger community. They only hire other niggers, and they all work together to scam/leech as much money out of the system as they can muster.
Very true. If anyone wants to rage, you can read more about black nepotism and the culture of incompetence in the DC Metro here:
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2012/mar/26/metro-derailed-by-culture-of-complacence-incompete/?page=all
#NotAllGasTanks
>>71869620
RARE
A
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>>71870641
>>71870495
Metro Detroit here, those 'explosives' were commercial grade fireworks.
I guess they're getting ready for the light show later
>>71870536
fucking fireworks m'laddo
>>71869389
>a fucking LEAF
>thread getting slid
oy vey anuddda shoa gotta go back to gdp threads
OH LAWD IT'S HAPPENING
GOD SAVE THE KANGZ
>>71869389
Calm down D.C.'s metro is known to be shit and in dire need of repair. No surprise the mechanical parts gave out catastrophically.
>>71869389
>Fire/explosion in DC
Probably ass blasted flyers fans.
>>71869638
Not even World War Three would disrupt CNN's insistence to play things that aren't news.
>>71869620
Please send me a Christian wife
sounds like the funding will now be more forthcoming :^)
>>71872873
>dire need of repair
dire need of billions to repair politician pockets
>>71873988
Whether or not people are jewing the money or it's just underfunded, the metro is shit here. I grant you that there could be many causes, but the reality that it sucks is indisputable.
>>71869389
We should ban Canada from /pol/
>>71874182
We should ban America from existence
>tfw gf is riding red line as I type
>dont scare me like this canada
>>71869726
>>they're talking about fujoshi and yaoi manga
Now I wish I had cable to see that.
Anyone else notice how quiet ISIS has been?
no big budget slaying movies lately, they have to be up to something
>>71874395
>lives in a nigger city
>>71869389
Nah DC Metro sucks and always catches fire.
http://www.redflagnews.com/headlines-2016/blast-fire-evacuation-at-washington-dc-metro-station-fire-crews-responding
Just a mechanical issue.
>>71869389
All those whining faggots in the twitter comments.
The fuck is this manly foot doing on a woman shoe?
>https://twitter.com/musingsdiffused/status/724026766151569408/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
>Isis failed to kill the transexual
Fucking idiots.
>>71874665
>mechanical issue
sure
>>71870095
kek, what kinda city allows this?
>Attacking something that breaks anyway
thanks in 30 minutes
They literally warned us 5 months ago, TYT reporting:
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=isis%20washington%20dc
We didn't listen and apparently our NSA/CIA can't even do shit to stop this even though it was announced.
>>71870190
>obama
>dc
>subway
get with it man
I was just on the Red Line a couple hours before this. Glad I avoided this clusterfuck; public transit is a shitshow on the best of days.
>>71876762
One that can't get conservashits to invest money in anything.
>>71878652
You live in the shittiest Eurotrash "nation", stfu.
DC metro trains catch fire on a weekly basis. No happening.
>>71869389
ITS A FUCKING LEAF
>>71879835
>tfw I live toward the end of the red line and commute every day to near the end of the yellow line
>on the metro for 2 hours every day
>still many days left in the the Blood Sacrifice to the Beast
I'm thinking I should work from home until May.
>>71869389
When will we finally ban assault Muslims?
>>71869618
He is creeping me out
>>71869389
K
>>71880312
>mfw fellow pol is prob on the same train as me every day
>mfw I hope you're not Forest Glen trash
>mfw I'm Glenmont trash
>>71874461
On the other hand, fuck cable.
>>71880550
>Glenmont
Sorry for you, bro. I'm on the patrician end of the red line. Grosvenor life best life.
>>71870560
i never understood this photo