Why are you still single /pol/?
Ugly.
>>71865119
That cartoon is a fucking lie.
>>71865119
I'm not, I'll probably kill myself when I am
>>71865119
What this one said
>>71865235
With a heaping helping of poor added in.
>>71865119
nope, i got a girl friend :D :D :D
>no job
>no car
>no money
>no place of my own
>>71865119
Honestly that comic is true
Only virgins are and people who can only date trash will disagree
>>71865119
Why is the girl in a room with garbage and a rat? Literally all women keep their homes clean.
>>71865119
>mfw that actually looks comfy aside from the trash
Damn it Pedro, reminding me I am alone.
I can't seem to find a decent woman in my neck of the woods.
Easy sex and fuck buddies, sure. But not a single woman I'd deem as being relationship material.
>>71865119
because nobody will have me
>>71865119
>focusing on getting my life to where i want it to be
>no time
>don't want to deal with lefty women
>so many more interesting things than relationships
>already damaged
>i don't have masculine facial features so women either get jealous or don't find me attractive
>>71865119
>getting to be alone with someone else
what's the point?
Because my job keeps me in our back room
..and I essentially live at my job
The line is so blurred these days between /r9k/ and /pol/ that I guess it doesn't matter anymore
You might as well greentext some feels too
>>71865119
Those people have bigger problems with those cracks in the wall.
Because 'she' don't exist in 3D.
>>71865119
Live with my gf and holy fuck that comic makes me pine to be that single dude
>>71865611
What's your job?
Probably because I'm not 6'4 and fit.
Or I'm just a dick, I don't even know.
>>71865119
I'm not, its bretty guud, just dont date a rostie
I broke up with my girlfriend 10 minutes ago because she pisses me off too much, that's why I'm single.
i don't think girls like pee bottles
>>71865594
>i don't have masculine facial features so women (...) get jealous
what
>>71865119
I just enjoy being alone and not having to deal with shit that I don't need to. Is this hard to process for some people?
>>71865237
this
the women would have the book closed tell the guy to turn off the game, and when he did she would proceed to talk about her nails.
>>71865119
because I am socially retarded and that I don't know a single thing about being in a relationship with someone
>>71865611
>His boss has a slaveshed lol
>resting your head near a neet's crotch
>all of the decent women are married with kids even at age 20
>all of the ugly women have kids even at age 20
>the rest are probably getting fucked by chad
>>71865237
I actually think it is very accurate.
I get tired when I have to hang out with friends, but when I'm home with my gf I don't mind her at all. It literally feels like being alone in peace.
>>71865658
I work for Wal*Mart™
I supervise shit going on in our back room for our grocery side.
The grocery side has a weight lifting requirement of 50lbs. Needless to say, there aren't many women.. or straight women.
>>71865605
Exactly. Only reason why I want a gf is loneliness
>>71865594
what do you mean get jealous?
>>71865119
because I get to have an entire house to myself.
>>71865119
they don't want me mayne
>>71865119
Because there are literally no right wing girls where I live. The ones near me live quite far away and are usually fat chavs in mobility scooters. And dont fucking say "redpill them" because all I ever get is "How can you SAY THAAAAT?
And yeah call me a degenerate or whatever the meme is, in advance let me just say 60% white or 1 million or pay denbts get that stupid shit out the way
>>71865119
poor fag neet with no job.
>>71865759
I would cum on her fuzzies
>>71865622
This
What the fuck happened to pol
>>71865119
I have standards. I used to think sex only would be ok, but when I got there I realized it wasn't worth anything.
>>71865407
For me is
>job
>car
>ugly
The end
>>71865119
>the best part about being in a relationship is getting to be alone with someone else
And the best part about being single is getting to be FUCKING ALONE
>>71865759
REEEEEEEEEE
>>71865525
And by relationship material I mean:
>Communication
>Dedication
>Availability
>Reliability
>Motivation
>Someone who doesn't deliberately try to evoke emotions of anger or jealousy in me in order to gain some perceived leverage / advantage
If anyone knows where I can find a woman like this, hit a nigga up.
>>71865759
this.
I don't want what is available. I would rather remain alone the rest of my life.
>>71865119
Because I'm a lolicon who has literally zero interest in real, disgusting 3D women.
>>71865445
women only clean when others are going to be around, when they are lonely rat ladies they don't clean
>>71865119
I'm not. I spend time with my gf pretty much like in that cartoon. Though we never order in because my gf is a great cook and bakes tasty treats for fun
>>71865119
>still hasn't spackled the wall or put a shirt on
what a faggot
>>71865622
its election year my hat friend
high traffic
>>71865862
>>71865690
he looks more feminine than them
I have no idea how to begin to make friends or talk to girls.
>>71865119
Socially awkward.
>>71865291
You're an idiot if you do. Sure the shock of being alone is hard to handle at first, but you get over it.
Cunts are the most untrustworthy creatures God ever created. And once you get over your dependency on them, it is like a weight is lifted off of you. The stress is gone, the worrying and jealousy, the nagging and constant approval seeking, gone.
I found more peace and happiness while single than I ever did with a girl.
>>71865825
>tfw no mildly autistic goth finnish gf that doesn't mind when she doesn't get attention 24/7
>>71865862
He's trying to say he's so pretty that they get jealous and won't date him, kek.
post pics faggot
I don't want relationships.
Most of the attractive women here are not relationship material. As soon as I reveal my power level I never get to hear the end of omgracistfascist crap.
And I want to get laid with different women no strings attached.
I like thrill of the chase.
I'm also fully aware that I'm a degenerate myself but I don't give a shit. The world will burn and there is nothing I can do about it. Might as well enjoy the ride.
>>71865119
Because I sit in my room and do math for fun and that is a solo activity. Always.
And I'm awkward and maybe less than attractive, don't know about that honestly.
In the military and I'm too socially retarded to get an pussy, can outdrink a lot of motherfuckers though
>>71865648
Bernd, sei doch nicht so niederträchtig.
>>71865445
She's a Cruz mistress.
Can confirm the comic, though my girlfriend is a bit of an attention whore and tries to get my attention away from my computer all the time.
>>71865119
Manlet, also no job
>>71865119
I just really hate dating, I cant stand the idea of taking some bitch to a nice place and then trying to impress her really I would fuck her and cheat on her I just cant do it man.
>>71865690
>>71865862
not even trolling, women will tell me things like "you have better hair than any woman and i am jealous" or "you're the prettiest one in here" when i am out
not posting a picture because there are some fucking weirdos that creep on here and save people's pics, but i have high cheekbones, almond shaped eyes that (in others' words) "look like i am wearing eye liner," and a somewhat angular face shape with a strong jawline and proportional features
>>71865119
College, living with parents.
I know it's the NEET life but I'm not going to work a shit ton of hours, go to school, and then not have money saved back to get everything I need before going out and finding an apartment that will take up 1/4 of my wallet.
I'd rather live in a house and pay bills and I'll be able to do that after college.
>>71866121
i fell in love , she/he cutie ^_^
>>71866121
>Cunts are the most untrustworthy creatures God ever created.
It's strange. I wouldn't say women are untrustworthy at all.
It's more like the idea of trust never even occurs to them. Women seem to have no concept of loyalty. It's pretty unnerving.
>>71866022
Is your girl a 6 year old named Aisha?
>I've got my eye on you kebab
>>71865445
> Literally all women keep their homes clean.
L M A O
young women are the worst tenants
>>71865884
mate you need to work on your red pilling.
Dont say conclusions lead them with evidence and let them make their own conclusions
>>71866251
>>71866185
Same, well, not in the Military, but I did a lot of work on McChord in Washington.
>>71865445
This is a fucking lie. Women in general are absolutely disgusting and live like slobs.
>>71866251
GO HOME ELLIOT
>>71866190
Ach Bernd, wir wissen doch beide,dass Frauen rumhuren werden.
>>71865119
Cartoon is a lie. The guys apartment would become 10x dirtier once the girl moves in. Contrary to the pop culture stereotypes, these days most women under 40 are unorganized pigs who leave their shit everywhere. Not only that but whatever little, organized space you make for yourself, they will inevitably try to take over.
>>71865119
Too high standards
I don't know how to translate an idiom correctly but here goes : better alone than ill-accompanied
>>71865119
Women are frightened of me.
Somehow I project creepiness.
I don't know how to fix it.
>>71865445
No way. Maybe older women but most girls I know have piles of clothes, makeup and bullshit all over their rooms.
>>71865119
too lazy to bother
>>71866267
I'm whiter than you Paco
>>71866344
Let me help
>Better alone that with a crazy fucking bitch
>>71865119
I am insane. Sanity is for society, something that I am not a apart of.
>>71865119
You can't be alone if you are with someone else. Why do assholes who spend every waking minute with their gf not understand that being alone sometimes is good? If you hang around one person during every activity of your life, you start to become like them. You start willingly doing things that they like, even though you may hate those things. Then you lie to yourself saying that "oh I really like this thing now!". When you break up, you will realize that you never really wanted to do some of those things.
Also muh immersion. Have fun not truly enjoying certain movies or videogames because you are always aware of another person's presence.
>>71866394
AYYYYY
>>71865119
>>71865119
I'm not.
The cartoon is more or less correct.
I enjoy time with my Panda.
>Tfw you took doppleganger introverted gf's virginity
>Tfw she only has a couple friends, doesn't go out or drink
>Tfw she wants the same things out of life that you do
8/10 relationship
>>71866394
Nigger, are you down a finger?
>>71866394
Whats wrong with your hand?
>>71865826
Are you the guy from the Trump threads?
>>71866121
can confirm.
I'm legit happier and more stable than most of the people I know. Attribute it entirely to my preference for not being in a relationship.
It's always amusing that the same miserable, often married, people will try to convince you to follow their lead when they are really just attempting to justify their own awful situation.
>>71866394
t. zeta reticulli
>>71866394
Am I just too high or does this hand have the wrong number of fingers?
>>71866394
What the fuck is wrong with your hand you Ayy
>>71866288
Its precisely what I do, managed to work on my family except for young people in my family.
Lol maybe i should get in to milfs then. But seriously, its fucking impossible when its young people because its usually "BUT DUH STATISTICS R CORRUPT AND RACIST" unless theyre a centerist in which case they believe you but dont neccesarily side with you or like you still
>live at home
>depressed
>no money
>no sex drive any more
>refuse to suck off jesus which in america cuts partners by like 70%
>>71865709
perma-virgin spotted
>>71866266
They always find an excuse for being disloyal too. Oh he wasn't paying enough attention, he didn't show enough affection, he glanced at another girl while we were walking through a mall filled with people.
And their friend are all like YOU GO GIRL. Cheat on your totally loyal and devoted boyfriend. He's got it coming.
>>71865445
>Literally all women keep their homes clean.
No, just stop, that is not true at all.
>>71866099
Start off reactive, just be near people(getting a job is the easiest way), appear friendly(smile, stand up straight, bathe, brush your hair, teeth, etc.)
Wait for people to talk to you first, if you're for some reason worried about starting a conversation.
Watch how other people talk to eachother, learn what you can and can't say, eventually you'll at least make a friend. Treat the girl you like as you would a normal friend, However, treat them about 5+ years younger than they actually are.
> le Current Year
> 3D Waifu
Get that shit outta here. Jesus Christ...
>>71866419
A man being in love explains how he can be around a cunt for so long, you see anon when you are in love the very existence of that cunt is like a drug that triggers high emotional lightheaded pleasure that is nonsexual thats why dudes say they have butterflies in their tummy when they are in love its a completely different sensation from arousal.
>>71865709
>book
oh son...
>>71866475
Nah, I just come in for the habbening threads.
>>71865648
>>71866342
>that pic
>clean
Also, I've been to a bunch of different appartments where girls live and all of them were pretty clean. Start seeing non-shitty women.
>>71865235
You are your own worst critic.
>>71866509
Islam may be the answer after all. Durka durka bakala.
>>71866251
>tfw gf constantly compliments my appearance and calls me pretty
Mixed feelings t b h desu
>>71866261
I'm NEET af and I have a gf senpai.
Step up your game.
>>71866452
I had that before but then she got brainwashed by new friends, watch out m8
>>71866538
>smile
Great, looks like I'm never getting married, nor kids. It's over
>>71865119
Not single.
>>71865826
I worked for walmart in the backroom for like a year and there were a shit ton of women, although they were all useless whores and I had to lift shit for them.
>>71865445
>Literally all women keep their homes clean.
You should see how my sister keeps her place. She and her bf can create a 14 day fucking mess in 2 hours and they never clean.
>>71866624
Yeah, it isn't wrong about everything.
>>71865119
Womyn are really getting upset that so many men have left the plantation for good. They thought they were clever, setting up the laws and social expectations in a way that would allow them to dominate men but instead men moved on to other interests. It really must suck to put so much effort into rigging the game only to find out that the end results weren't what you expected. This must be like how Karl Rove felt on election night when Ohio didn't go the way he planned.
>>71866581
>implying she would have a date with me
Ach Norske
Pic is basically my life, except I don't really play vidya and my apartment is very, very clean.
Me and my gf generally keep to ourselves. We hang with out friends maybe once a week or once every other week. It's a truly comfy life.
I'm married. I am a stay at home dad. It's pretty comfy.
>>71865407
This.
>>71866676
>and I had to lift shit for them.
exactly why we got a requirement..
>>71866645
Just smile, faggot. It won't kill you.
>>71865291
Why anon? What if there is some important purpose for you to fulfill later in life? Don't you think you have something important to pass on?
>>71866497
mmm yeah I dont know so much with other young people. I remember hearing a study recently saying current young people are actually way more close minded than previous generations
I had a very frank discussion about it all with my mum recently and it went down fine
I got married before feminism destroyed the idea of having a relationship. Some people are happier alone anyways. Get over it beaner
>>71866562
I know, I'm just ranting. I've had too many friends get whipped. They boringly sit around watching netflix with their gf while the rest of us have fun and share crude humor.
>>71865119
what is this /b/ tier thread doing here?
>>71865407
Things will change
>>71865119
Well, to start off I'm antisocial as fuck, I just don't mingle. I don't drink and have no desire for anybody who enjoys the nightclub scene. My job doesn't really allow for social interaction and the interaction I do have with others are very brief "hey did you do this" moments so very little chance to be introduced by friends. To top it all off I have no desire for these skanks that make up the majority of my generation.
>>71866685
Watch the SJWs turn the US into an Islamic shithole and they get beheaded.
Because pol blames their weaknesses on society and women in general lmao
>>71866838
Well if they are in love just cuddling with her is like sniffing crack compared with meth.
>>71866538
the alpha confident male starts to talk first.
>>71865119
I am recently divorced and have a girlfriend of 6 months.
Never get married.
>>71865119
because i have extreme trouble talking to strangers, and shy, and all my interests are shit 90+% of women would never be interested in.
im skinny as hell, have to grow a shitty goatee to even get people to think im NEAR the age i actually am, and even then, most still think im younger then i really am.
im also poor, gonna have to have a roommate or multiple to afford my own place, and am lucky if i even look decent to others. the best ive gotten is that "your cute" in a brotherly or pet kinda way comment, and even that im 90% sure was pity.
and then this isnt even getting onto the fact im overly picky and the haul of genetic negatives i have no reason to pass on.
all in all i am 100% hopeless and nothing will ever change that because at the end of the day i constantly think about the fact i might actually enjoy going inna woods and fucking off because in a way human, not just woman, contact and connections are that alien to me.
>>71865825
I feel that way when I'm actually alone, and I don't have to take care of a full grown child 24/7.
>>71866871
They are already doing that in Europe. US would probably have a more hard turn back to fundamentalist Christianity. And that might be the only that that will save this country.
>>71865119
Pretty accurate picture aside from the blonde hair, skinny girl, happy guy and add a baby too.
It's funny reading some of these posts. By the sounds of it, majority of people don't know why they are still single or fail at having a relationship with women. In most cases, its the women who do not communicate to these men that seems to be the root cause of the problem.
Women are the problem, not us.
If women choose not to speak from the heart, do not listen.
>>71865961
Not earth
>>71865119
i live in a small village in a rural area in the middle of the woods, recently moved here for work so i don't have any friends and i don't know how to make new ones. I can't meet someone if i don't have a social circle.
I speak to my coworkers but they're all in their 40s or 50s so i don't know what to do honestly, everything is so far away.
This hurts because i don't want to be alone anymore, i learned to be more outgoing and i'm no longer afraid of social interactions.
>>71867021
Emotionally bonding with a woman or falling in love cause her to lose interest in you thats the problem wiith dating girls you literally cant win no matter what you do, even our mothers would have ditched our dads for Chad and ditch that Chad for another Chad.
>>71866998
I'm just saying, it would be worth the prayer rug and stupid hat.
>>71865119
>Why are you still single /pol/?
because i'm fat and autistic
>>71867021
Nah it's me.
>>71866419
T. Extremely beta
>>71866934
Not always, but yeah. Not really a bad thing though, it'd still be a learning experience for him.
Diet and exercise can help with confidence, get that test going
>>71867141
Autism is a made up disease so jew doctors could push pills and watch their portfolios go up in value.
>>71867104
>there will always be a bigger Chad
Because nobody cares about me and no one will ever love me for anything
I'm a paranoid schizophrenic
>>71866644
>>71866644
I've been dropping red pill bombs since we started dating (I showed her my third reich folder after we had been dating for a week).
We've reached something of an impasse. She doesn't subscribe to my beliefs but she respects my intelligence (as fedora as that sounds its something that she cares about a lot and for a couple of reasons she believes that I'm smarter than her).
I invoke Jewish conspiracies far less than I used to (mostly because it upsets her. I haven't stopped entirely because I don't think I can- I have taken to substituting lizard men for jews when I don't think I can hold it inside any longer).
There've been a few other thorny patches. I used to go on diatribes about the evils of race-mixing (which is a little awkward because she's an ethnic Korean born and raised in Seoul and I'm a tall white man).
I used to explain away our relationship by saying that the Japanese are honorary aryans and that in conquering the Korean peninsula they made Koreans honorary aryans by the transitive property.
I'm also a quarter Jewish so I've invoked my western asian heritage as a reason for our relationship not being race mixing.
I don't bring it up so much any more out of respect for our relationship.
She thinks that I might have aspergers.
I think its a good relationship.
>>71867240
this should be a meme. giggachad
>>71867230
Nah it's just a new term for 'nerdy'. Girls don't like nerds
>>71866394
how did you escape from the mothership?
anyway, honestly dating is outside my comfort zone so I never did it. I would have to go places, pretend to listen, spend money, get out of my comfortable routine, sacrifice my spare time. Meh
>>71866643
this lol, my last serious relationship ended because she had become so insecure (even though i had never been arrogant around her nor had i ever done anything to make her feel bad about herself) and not being able to be with me, then saying "you deserve better"
fucking women gonna women, and fuck her for thinking its her place to tell me what i do and do not deserve, she should have gotten off that insecurity-driven high horse and stop stressing about things that are not actually issues
>tfw people will tell me im so attractive, then when i am myself with people they either disappear, don't want anything to do with me, or they get insecure for some stupid reason in their own head
>>71865119
I am not sure, I think I am not the most ugliest person out there, but maybe I am just too boring.
I literayy have no clue, I have tried some dating apps/sites but convos usually just fucking die out because bitch decides to ignore me.
I literally have zero clue what's happening, It's like its always me trying to keep that shit alive, like the chick is some Gods sent angel which everyone should pursue,
And I wont run after that. SO yeah, alone agian.
>>71866251
>>71865594
post the damn picture, who cares if some creep will save it?
Save it as png using ms paint to get rid of exif.
>>71865119
I cant find a date I am attracted to. I'm not the best looking guy and the only women attracted to me are fat and ugly which is a real boner killer. Sad some are sweet girls but good lord are they unattractive it would take a whole bottle of Viagra just to give it a go even then i don't think I could get it up. The few attractive ones are money grubbing whores and thats just as bad. What do?
If the women improve in Europe, I'll give it a go.
I'm a traditionalist, not a recessive liberal cuck.
>>71867294
this
also even the term autism is being pushed out because feminists are mad about girls being underdiagnosed with an originally male dominant illness
>>71867240
Sexually wise which man is the most sexually prime specimen right now? Because they will cheat on him too with another Chad even if that Chad is lower than him. Dating is really just manipulating a girl into fucking you while trying your hardest to suppress her whore instincts.
How do you ask a girl out?
I know this girl she's pretty cool but I have no idea how to tell her that I want her to be my gf.
>>71867333
>and fuck her for thinking its her place to tell me what i do and do not deserve
Seriously, fuck that shit so fucking much.
>>71865119
Because I don't know where and how to meet young girls
>>71865119
I had her but let her go because I felt I needed adventure
I should've taken her along, too late for that now
>>71867345
Dilma, OUT!
>>71865119
>ugly
>low income
>will become a wizard in 2 years
Modern women cant stand to look at me, let alone date. I was thinking moving to the more rural parts of Croatia and try my luck there, but they would most likely chase me out with pitchforks.
>>71867365
I've always figured scheme to get the one you want and if that doesn't work then don't bother. All women have to do is not be fat to be dateable and if they can't do that they are horrible people deep down. It's like the ascended level of lazy.
>>71865119
I'm a helluva lot happier single.
>>71867440
I'm not sure how this picture applies to me.
No gf but no feels of no gf either so i'm good as long as i keep following my professional goals
>>71865926
I doubt you are ugly. If you went to Britain or the US and smoke in broken english with your italian voice you would get a gf real quick.
>>71865119
I'm a mentally ill loser
>>71866394
>nobody noticing the filename
tfw find the perfect girl:
> religious but not a bigot
> conservative and politically interested in the right-wing
> very conscious about national identity
> damn beautiful (kind of brunette Sarah Gadon, I swear)
> funny, intelligent, witty and with contagious laughter
> she does volunteer and help within the local church
> she is social and has lots of friends
> she is single
Damn /pol/ she is the perfect girl and my best motivation to working out (I know, it's beta to work out for pussy, blah blah mgtow, blah blah true men, I fucking know and I lost weight for that, but I swear I have never met anyone like her).
Btw, we were both born in 1993
>>71867434
post pic and Dilma goes straight to hell
>>71865119
Because being a boyfriend has a lot more responsibility than being a girlfriend. In a relationship men are always seen as the people who need to ask women out, pay for their dinner, and never come across as nervous while doing it. Problem is that my social anxiety has been rough lately so meeting all these expectations is hard. Sucks because when a woman is being reserved, it can be seen as cute while men who are being reserved are seen as weak.
>>71867552
thats a man.
>>71865119
the only reason my life isnt complete shit is because of my girlfriend. i would have literally nothing else going for me without her
>>71867420
well you don't jump straight into gf territory. you do something cliched and painfully boring. bitches love cliche and painfully boring.
We both cheated on each other more than once /degeneracy
>>71867104
>Emotionally bonding with a woman or falling in love cause her to lose interest
100% true
women talk all this shit about how they want romance and love. they don't know what they're talking about.
if you love a girl, the last thing you should do is tell her.
women want a man who barely tolerates them. that, and a man who guides them through life.
make her chase you and earn your affection and she'll love you forever.
that is, if you still want a woman after understanding this. I don't want to play these games.
>>71865445
Her room isn't even dirty, other than her blankets because she's eating in bed. The rat and cracked walls are probably an issue with the cheap apartment.
>>71867440
I've been quite assured of the fact that nobody cares about me and had anything in me resembling confidence destroyed in my teenage years and now.
>>71865826
Funnily enough, the warehouse I work at has a half-spic woman as the manager. She's built like a fucking truck.
Also man, you really need to escape walmart. You make better money and benefits at pretty much literally any warehouse doing the same job and generally the people are more competent. Get on with Amazon if you can, they pay like $2/hour over normal new hires at other warehouses, though if you can find a smaller company with high volume you'll make way more than that through overtime. I usually have my fridays paid entirely in overtime which is comfy as fuck.
>>71865936
this desu senpai
If I want pussy: I'll just order some from Tinder.
>>71866251
Boipussy or GTFO
I just don't care, I have enough trouble trying to take care of myself
>>71867609
Like what? A walk in a park beside a river?
>>71867448
wizard is better than dying of aids. you could have it worse man.
>>71867490
I just stopped giving a shit. I can get laid if I want I'm not ugly I just have no interest in the women around me because they aren't worth my time. Seems to be the only thing left for me to do is not care. I'm not ugly by far just not stunningly attractive. When I do find attractive women all they seem intrested in is my money and I quickly drop them most of the time I dont even try to have sex with them because their personalities are awful and I don't want them around. The fatties are often very nice personality wise but so god damn unattractive that I'm not interested either. Basically Its lose lose.
>>71867746
Tinder works only for 8-10/10 looking men
>>71867677
If you are decently attractive like me dating them feels like a waste of time and money if I cant bond with them its so shallow and empty nothing but fucking a man wants more than fucking if we wanted fucking we would just make fuckmates rather than go on dates.
>>71867776
nah too romantic. think blander.
>>71865119
Undesirable personality and 5/10 body
>>71867746
that looks like junk pussy
>>71865119
I swing between wanting intimacy then wanting to be left alone. I'd probably be a fucking annoying boyfriend then add to that the fact that none of the guys in the city I live in are worth getting with I'd prefer to remain single. In the end it works out better for me to be single and have a fuck buddy than trying to have a relationship with all the complexity it brings.
>>71865525
I guess it would be hard to find a decent woman if all of them are fucking Ahmed.
>>71865407
Same still have a qt girlfriend don't be such an autist and ur good
>>71865119
because I have social anxiety that I can't overcome yet
Anyone else, situationally fucked here?
>live down a small shitty bayou
>nearest theater/mall is 50 minutes away
>no stores or retaurants other than mexican food
>no sidewalks or parks
>white women gtfo as soon as possible, only bayou white trash rats stay.
seriously, fuck my parents for settling down here.
> go to beeg
> pick your fetish or ill pick for you
> dildos
> edge for hour without cumming
> release
> long hot shower
> sign up nofap on r/nofap (reddit you pleb)
> never fap again
> go to sleep
> wake up tomorrow
> run for a mile or however long it takes to get runners high
> realize you ain't a punk bitch
> go home, brush teeth,shower,look fresh, get sexy
> work (if you have one, get one if you don't nigger)
> repeat
> friday comes
> go to local music store
> pick most pussy magnet instrument (piano or guitar, flip a coin faggot)
> learn it
> get pro
> write sad songs to get it out of you
> get money
> fuck bitches
> never come back to /pol/ as your crutch again
> live happy,find wife, have 3 kids, retire at 65, die at like 99
> wait 30 sec
> respawn
>>71867440
pic was clearly made by some whore.
only cheating women believe shit like this.
"oh man do you think you are ENTITLED to a faithful woman? "
>>71867287
>thinks that I might have aspergers
More like you HAVE aspergers.
>>71867744
>Also man, you really need to escape walmart.
I know. I can literally feel it eating away at my soul. Also doesn't help that it seems the meat cooler is haunted, and whatever is in there occasionally comes into the back room.
It's well ventilated and suddenly I'll just feel extremely hot and dizzy(well hydrated), once this happened on a ladder, and a co-worker asked what the fuck was behind me. Seen similar shadows following other associates.
I gotta get out
>>71865709
Lol you just have the shittiest relationships ever bro. Find a girl who you actually like being around.
>>71867873
I'm no Chad.
>skinny-fat, 6'3", long hair, scruffy beard, ~30
Just be clever and not hideous.
>>71867906
Poo in it, faggot.
>girlfriend sends me a text about how she's breaking up because a guy she's liked for a long time just asked her out
>suspect she's full of shit because she never goes outside
>dances around questions about how it happened
>finally get sick of her shit and go "okay, good luck"
>she goes "I thought you were going to do something stupid, like doing anything to keep me"
>"nope."
>a few days later texts me asking me if I found another girlfriend yet
>ignore it
>her current skype status: "Ainke" (which means single, apparently)
Feels good, man.
>>71867747
Germany sure has become full of cucks and fags lately
I overthink a situation and don't take advantage of it, then it passes
I understood I was ugly as sin since I hit puberty.
I don't give a shit anymore, having money and time to focus on my career and myself is awesome
>>71865119
Because I work 12hrs a day then I go and drive like the autist from drive.
But hey I'm a real human bean what the fuck are you going to do it about fuccbois.
>>71867747
You're a disgrace to the Reich.
Aint got no time
between school and work im lucky to hang out with friends. and i'd rather not give up that time with friends for a gf.
once i start 9-5ing i can get in that scene
>>71868179
I have seen ugly guys get alot of vagina its all about confidence man literally.
>>71867986
Underrated comment
>>71867995
My parents got me tested when I was little and the doctor said I didn't have it.
Then again they did make me do speech therapy (which I just found out is common treatment for spergs) and all of the online "do you have autism" tests I've taken point towards me being a sperg.
But idk, I don't want to be a self-diagnosed special snowflake.
>>71868132
>head games backfire
>gets dumped
hahaha, sucks to be her
I'm in somewhat homoromantic relationship with a friend, but not gay. I just can't get along with women. This works out the best.
My mother hated me. Destroyed my self confidence and tried turning me into a literal cuck. She humilated me infront of my friends, told my first gf that I was gay, and emotionally and physically abused me. I still have the scars from when she burned me with cigarettes and sliced my hand with a pocket knife.
I now have an extreme distrust of women. Every relationship I have ever had has ended badly for me. I cant stand nightclubs because all the girls there remind me of my mother. I dont want to end up buying drinks for all the sluts and then have them go dance with another guy on my fucking dime. I'm afraid of sleeping around, because I dont want my son to be raised into a beta pussy nor do I want my daughter to become her mom's BFF and be raised into a slut just like her mother. I was supposed to be a father, but my ex aborted our unborn son, just to spite me. I'm afraid of getting married. Women in my generation are horrid. I am also extremely nice to kids, especially boys, because I can just tell that they're going through the same shit that I was growing up.
I also despise feminists. I do everything I can to hurt them physically and/or emotionally. I've beaten up so many whiteknights for standing up for women. It's my only trigger when some fat autistic pussy comes up and tried to defend a women's honor, I just have to punch him. Last month I cracked some tranny's jaw when 'it' hit me with it's purse. The cops said it was self defense because 'it' hit me first.
So Yeah I'm fucked up.
>>71868127
Looks like you just don't have any standards and ok with fucking 4-6/10 girls
>>71867440
>love fantasy
How is love based euphoria a fantasy? That's pretty common for people who actually like being with each other for more than just sex.
>>71867440
I prefer this one.
>>71868132
Let me get this straight, this girl caused an assload of drama / broke up with you just to see "how much you loved her"? Man, that's fucking malicious.
>>71865445
oh god anon
Off-topic and /b/-tier threads will be deleted (and possibly earn you a ban, if you persist). Unless they are quality, well thought out, well written posts, the following are examples of off-topic and/or /b/-tier threads:
>Red pill me on X. (with no extra content or input of your own)
>Are X white?
>Is X degeneracy?
>How come X girls love Y guys so much?
>If X is true, then how come Y? Checkmate Z.
>>71867880
I'm not sure I understand your run on sentence, so I'll just do my best.
We were all brought up thinking we would find true love. That is, you'll find a girl who understands you, likes the same things, like your best friend in female form.
It's bullshit.
Women flat-out don't give a shit about the things men care about. She'll pretend for you, but if you're smart you know that she's only faking.
We should have been taught to seek a good woman to raise your children. THAT"S IT.
We've all got hollywood "love" in our minds and it just doesn't exist. So we're all dissatisfied, going through relationship after relationship searching for a unicorn.
I don't like people and people don't like me.
>>71866345
Hi Cruz.
>tfw /pol/ encouraged me to become a true male with great conservative values
>work hard as possible to be successful and get a great housewife to father my children with me
Never thought I'd have something positive impact from life from 4chan ever, I guess I've gone full circle from all the years I've wasted here. Thanks /pol/and
>>71868295
Yeah, pretty much. Personality counts, even for a pump & dump.
>>71865651
This.
>>71866394
CHICKENFOOT
>>71867972
You have to teach a girl to be a good wife so it doesn't really matter where you find one. I'm in the south right now, I've seen some damn cute women.
>>71865679
And this.
>>71868353
Exactly women are the reason why heterosexual relationships fail it was always them not us men them.
I don't think I'm doomed even though I'm 25 and I've never had a gf. I always believe that its never too late to do things.
However, I'm not interested in a relationship atm. I need to find a job and get settled in my career path before I even attempt to open up that can of worms.
>>71866605
>Also, I've been to a bunch of different appartments where girls live and all of them were pretty clean. Start seeing non-shitty women.
That's because the workers at the refugee center are paid to keep them clean Sven.
>>71866345
If you're able to tell when someone (you) says something weird, don't say weird things. (If you're not able to tell then I can't help)
Have a relaxed facial expression.
Clean shave.
Next step is various appearance improvements like haircut and clothes.
Most western women are terribly uninteresting and cheat.
I told my parents I was going to get a mail order bride if I haven't found a suitable woman by the time I'm 30
>>71865700
And bingo!
>no money
>addicted to porn
>no social life
>not on social media
>>71868373
Same thing is happening with me famalam, so glad I started coming here instead of /mu/
>>71865119
But I'm not, I've been married since turning 23 and it's been 3 years since. Getting married to someone who's been a part of my life for a quarter of it, is the best thing that's happened to me.
>>71867287
you do have aspergers
>>71867587
The guy I know that has had the most women is the kind of guy that is out doing something 24/7. If he's not out doing something, he's trying to get a hold of people to go do something. Girls just like fun. I can't imagine a woman that would be cool sitting around watching me do nothing, and if she did exist, I wouldn't want to meet her for obvious reasons.
>>71868353
Sadly this is true modern society has killed the concept of love and replaced it with the shallow narcissism of casual sex. Society is dead and there is nothing left to protect or defend all virtue is lost. What is left is existence for the sake of existence. A pointless circle leading nowhere.
I think Eastern Euro women are the most fun to flirt with and some of the ones I met love women and seem to want to be in a traditional marriage.
Eastern Euros are hiding all the good women and telling us there's nothing worthwhile in their countries.
Fucking liars.
It's full of QT's that want traditional marriage.
>>71865119
crippling depression and lifetime of social abuse
bullied in elementary and junior highschool
no friends withdraw from school friends in highschool
break out of shell in college. have gf who proceeded to wreck my psyche in senior year of college.
lost my job in 2008 financial crisis
stuck in shitty job since 2012
father got sick with cancer in 2012
living with parents since.
havent been laid since 2010.
havent even gone on a date in 4 years.
contemplate suicide everyday
i think if i get hit on my bike it would be easier for everyone. bicyclists always get killed in NYC. i could die and my parents wouldnt feel the guilt of me committing suicide, they will just think it was an accident.
>>71868526
>The United States Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) reports that “…marriages arranged through [mail order bride] services would appear to have a lower divorce rate than the nation as a whole, fully 80 percent of these marriages having lasted over the years for which reports are available.
>>71867888
Shopping?
>>71868588
Its sad man but the crazy girls are the only ones that actually legit love you, a woman has to be insane to love a man thats how dark reality is.
>>71865119
I came to this thread to exclaim that I am not single and be a jerk to those who are, as everyone must know in order for me to feel good about myself even though my relationship is entirely sexual and only serves to inflate my ego. I will most likely "date" tens of women who have all "dated" tens of men each and never accomplish anything of value in life.
