In India they don;t say 'I love you' they say जहां सड़क शौच के लिए नामित किया गया है ? Which means 'Would you be the stars in my sky?' and I think that's beautiful.
Would you poo in the loo?
>tfw no love
>>71863867
kek
Superpower by 2020
>>71863787
when they break up they say आप मेरी गली में सब बकवास हो जाएगा which means 'Will you be all the shit in my street'
Are you sure it's not 'would you be the poo in my designated shitting street'?
>>71863993
forgot pic
In China they don't say 'I love you' they say 你离开我的店,我记得你的脸。 which means 'Your face is the light of my life' and I think that's beautiful.
Would you be the poo in my loo?
Yeah, it's a really beautiful country filled with beautiful people.
>>71863787
I thought they said "Don't scream"
>>71864009
I laughed so hard I died and respawned in lumbridge.
>>71864080
In America, they let you open carry.
In India, they have open shitting.
>>71863787
In Germany they don't say 'I love you' they say Ich möchte in meinem Mund scheißen which means 'I like to shit in my mouth' and I think that's beautiful.
>>71864219
Ban assault loos. There's no needs for a shoulder thing that goes up.
I want Princess Celestia to poo in my loo
>>71864310
>not "fiki fiki"
>>71863787
>'Would you be the stars in my sky?'
Cringe
>>71864310
wrong. In germany they say "There is no god but Allah and Muhammad is his messenger."
said dat 2 my indian bae she looked @ me weirdly lol baka
>>71863787
ok i can read hindi since im indian and that it's just a shitty google translation of "where the street is designated to be used for defecation?" not "woudl you be the stars in my sky" fuck off
>>71863787
>Would you be the loo for my poo ?
>>71864087
>你离开我的店,我记得你的脸。
"You leave my shop , I remember your face."
Well I'm zozzled.
>>71864684
>>71863787
In Japan they say "Would you make miso soup for me every day?"
>>71863787
Stop using Google translate.
That means Harriet Tubman will be on the $20 bill.
STAY MAD NIGGA
>>71863787
nice old meme
what does it actually mean btw?
You're a nigger you cunt?
in finland we dont say 'i love u' coz das gay lol
>>71864873
i knew that and was just counter trolling
>>71864009
> maximum keks
>>71863787
When an Indian couple are to be married, a holy ceremony is conducted where they both squat down in the street and defecate, allowing their feces to intertwine. This act represents how their lives, much like their poos, are now intertwined. And I think that's beautiful
>>71863787
In Serbia they cycle the bolts on Zastava SKS clones in unison.
>>71864736
How the fuck did he shit on his head?
In Baltimore they don't say 'I love you' They say 'WE WUZ KANGS AND SHIEEET MAH NIGGAH, KANGS AND SHIT!' which means 'JULIUS CEASAR WAS BLACK!' and I think that's beautiful.
I know someday you'll have a beautiful life,
I know you'll be a star in somebody else's sky,
But why, why, why can't it be, can't it be mine?
in austria we dont say "hello" or "greetings" we say heil hitler and i think thats beautiful
In the Netherlands they don;t say 'I love you' they say "GODVERDOMME MIJN KANKER FIETS IS GESTOLEN." Which means 'Can I thrust my tulip in your dyke' and I think that's beautiful.
>>71863787
Are you sure it's not "would you be the poo in my loo" Pajeet?
>>71864626
Es gibt keinen Gott außer Allah und Mohammed ist sein Prophet.
In Finland they don't say 'I love you' they say 'Minä pakastan sinua' Which means 'Your eyes are like two lakes' and I think that's beautiful.
In America they don't say "I love you" they say "NOT ALL MUSLIMS BLACK LIVES MATTER" which means "FUCK WHITE PEOPLE"
>>71863867
Came here just to read this as first post
In Israel they don't say 'I love you' they say '
זוכרים את ששת המיליונים.' which means 'I'd spend my last shekel on you' and I think that's beautiful.
