500k is not enough to fund a nuke.

>>71860728
But it is a nice little retirement fund.

$1000 USD
Goody Bag
. Doctor Who Box-Set. Season 1-4 (Season 2 is slightly scratched, IT WILL NOT WORK ON MOST DVD PLAYERS.) . Signed Memorial Picture of one of us if, unfortunately, we are killed. . 1KG of Strawberry Bon Bon's . Levi Jeans, 31 W. Reg Leg. Worn by us on patrol. (MAY CONTAIN SAND) . Mission Memorabilia. Whatever we find! could be pebbles we like the look of, foreign coins, novelty playing cards etc etc. . Our Photo Album. From Birth to Battle, an enlightening look into our lives.

>>71860904
$5000 USD
XXX
Well Done. You've used your ill gained fortune to do something good in this world. There's not much, physical we can give to you because you are most probably rich beyond imagination. We will service you sexually for exactly one hour.

Dude, are your dogs gonna die. I wouldn't trust a food dispenser machine

>Your money will go towards our :
>Subscription to Netflix or Syrian alternative.

>>71861120
OP Here, It's fucking ludicrous isn't it. You been on the website at the bottom yet?

>>71861272

"So we are web devs now contact us for quotes if you like what you see"

xD

RISKS:

. Death

CHALLENGES:

. Battle

500,000 could help create a virus that only kills muslims.

I'll fund that