>Cat is Caht
>But somehow Taco is Tack-oh
>Drop 'r's off of words that end in 'r'
>Add 'r's arbitrarily to words that end in 'a' like "Chiner"
>Either slur consonants or over-pronounce them so badly the language is butchered either way
The fuck is wrong with Bongtards?
>>71856639
What's that, m8. A picture of your arsehole?
>>71856795
Nah m8 iz the foinest teefs in oll o' bongistan! Also, thorn isn't an 'f' sound. Congratulations on not being able to speak your own language.
>>71856795
>>71856639
I'm from brooklyn and I think the English sound fine.
>>71856639
dont get me started on american pronunciation
WATER! - WADDER
GOD! - For some reason G -A -D
ah the list goes on , too lazy to write more but you get the point
>>71856639
It's standard linguistic development. Educated/ Upper middle class American English is a bit more archaic than it's English counterpart.
>>71857038
>WATER! - WADDER
You mean as opposed to the Brits either pronouncing it "wa'er" or "watttt(spits)tter"?
>GOD! - For some reason G -A -D
Yeah and guess where they say it like that? I'll give you a hint: 2 words and the second one is fucking ENGLAND.
>>71856639
British English - Original and best English
Spanish from spain - Original and best Spanish
/tread
American Engrish is a mutt language, taking words from all sorts of different other languages. Unlike the Brits, we pay homage (h is silent, bongs) to the original language by using their pronunciation. The results in lots of homonyms (h not silent here bongs) that can result in confusion for ferriners.
>>71856639
NEW ENGLAND IS BEST ENGLAND
>>71857189
>British English - Original and best English
>One of the few languages with an actual "th" sound
>Still pronounce it 'f' like a 3 year old with a speech impediment
Nah m8.
>>71857248
Hard to be worse than the original unless you love rampant alcoholism or mosques (somehow the Brits managed both kek).
English sound like they're always getting fucked in the ass while talking.
>>71857188
listen here burger
Corrrect way to pronounce GOD is
G - O - D not G - A - D
Get it?
http://dictionary.cambridge.org/pronunciation/english/god
>>71856639
>Cat is Caht
>Taco is Tack-oh
>Chiner
Both of those sound the same to me - I just read 'cat is cat' - 'taco is tackoh' and 'Chiner' is how I say China.
How do Amerilards pronounce it?
>>71856639
Apparently, muricans speak today the same way Somerset and Norfolk yokels sounded from around C1500.
>>71857246
>British english isn't a mutt language
>>71857038
it's called an accent idiot
>>71857189
you guys speak Spanish with a faggot lisp though
>>71857408
Nobody here says it like GAD outside of fucking Minnesota and North Dakota you dumbass.
>>71857406
your language sound like the german language raped english language and had a retarded son
>>71857515
Lol it's true. I still prefer it to Mexican though.
I don’t think we sound that bad.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02yK4VML6O3
>>71857523
They actually do. Go to anywhere in the US and God is pronounced almost identically in the region. Say God with a real, long "o" sound and it sound very British.
why do women get wet when they hear my accent?
>>71856639
>American think everyone in Britain talks with a cockney accent
It's almost as if you're dense and uneducated.
>>71856639
It's our slang affecting our pronunciation. You see it in Ghetto areas. I was raised in a very well off area and have the typical posh, well spoken accent.
>>71857894
Because your rotten teeth give them an instant yeast infection?
>>71857919
None of the other accents from your puddle island are any less awful.
>>71856639
you want to take this outside you cheeky little cunt?
>>71857919
Nah m8 accent is irrelevant. There's scarcely a british accent that isn't fucked.
>>71857972
if this was true they wouldn't ask me to kiss them
This is by far, the best sounding dialect of English out there. I wish my flat midwestern accent sound half this good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwvONJXJUO4
>>71856639
Why did you use a picture of your mother's cunt and label it 'British teeth?'
>>71858041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-yZNMWFqvM
this is the best one
>>71857979
you all sound either like inbred rednecks or have irritating nasal accents to us, there really is nothing in-between as far as we're concerned
>>71856639
they articulate words, you just mumble out loud
I love having a soft Scottish accent.
+understandable
+you can literally hear the scotsman within me
British accent is beautiful. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWAUrHODRWM
>>71856639
Fucking hell, yet another brithate thread
When will you stop being so triggered by our tiny island?!
>>71858283
Scottish accent is best accent.
>>71858387
if you're a cuck, sure
I am Canadian teaching English Russia atm. Let me tell you. The Limey staff we have here from London, Bristol, York are so arrogant about how they speak. Here is the best part. The students understand the Americans and other Canadians better than the British because of the clear pronunciation. The words "Chips" for fries and "crisps" for chips d not translate for the Russians, so US and Canadian English win again. I had a student yesterday ask me why the English insert r's in unneeded places.
So yes, from people who are at an A2 level in English say British do not speak the best English speaks volumes. In other words BTFO BRITFAGS!
>>71856639
>Why can't the English speak English?
US cognitive dissonance has manifested.
>>71858041
Sounds like BBC English that's lived in New York for a while.
It's ok.
>>71858478
nice story Ivan
>>71857523
My boss says GAD and he's from fucking Midwest.
It's called history, like how our language is older than your entire country
>tfw I live 2 doors away from a house which is older than the US
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDGHKyB3T_U&ab_channel=NationalArmyMuseumUK
The best bong accent
Why do americans say "oh my god" so much? Is fucking disgusting... Literally "Allah Ackbar" tier.
>>71856795
Nro eets ur mum's cunt m8
>>71858172
>Watch the video
>See Brian Blessed
>Keep watching expecting him to speak
>He doesn't.
>>71858491
>implying modern day british english remotely resembles actual english
Read a history book you failed nazi
>>71858715
I've noticed Japanese people stereotype us as saying that a lot too
>>71858715
Same reason you just used "fucking" as an adjective. Also it's not the same as allah snackbar because generally the people who say it are less/irreligious.
>>71857721
>Every 'o' is oooooo
>Every other word raises in pitch randomly like you're asking 30 questions per sentence
Lel
>>71857937
Yeah, but so why then does your national television have shitty English mispronunciation? Ours doesn't usually, unless they're playing some accent for a gimmick.
>>71857987
Wtf is outside?
>>71858253
You have that backwards. If I should watch Doctor Who, half the episode I have to read the transcript to fi'ya ou wah thi sehn m8.
>>71858346
Because I'm tired of having to read a fucking transcript to figure out what he hell the people on brit shows are fu'in say'n m8.
>>71858701
Then you've had plenty of time to learn how to correctly pronounce your own language. So what's your excuse?
>>71858769
Yes I was quite looking forward to his excessively shouty form of English as well. Pity.
>tfw you realize americans and canadians speak proper english and brtibong, aussie accents are victorian era memes picked up from black slaves
>>71857937
its true, there was a british kid at my high school, he was a pussy magnet
>>71858946
Funny thing is it's totally believable because our niggers can't pronounce a 'th' sound either and they also turn it into an 'f'. The only two groups I know who do this are niggers and brits.
>>71857799
No. Outside of local dialects nearly everyone says it God. Like Odd.
>>71857515
But thats completelly incorrect. Z, Ce and Ci is a different sound than S. The only reason latin americans cant get t is becausd they are andalusians rapebabies where their linguistic modality only has the S sound.
>>71857972
>>71859152
you're a yank so you don't notice, but you all say it gawd
>>71858946
>yfw you realise you have to borrow a superior countries' language instead of inventing your own and you are an eternal cuck
>>71858478
So I concede that "freedom fries" is better that chips but are you honestly taking someones opinion as a valid argument despite theirs not coming from the same language group and on top of that those of frustrated beginner on an elementary level?
>>71859032
This missing off the 'o' in homage and changing 'th' to 'f' (e.g. think to fink) seems awfully like the East London "Cockney" accent to me.
This accent is often used on American TV when they need something other than the typical well-spoken Hugh Grant one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WvIwkL8oLc
>>71859589
>red states are shit, every time
>>71856639
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FSGoXj6Oku
wtf is caht
>>71856639
http://vocaroo.com/i/s071rN2GHkX6
can we all agree that americans and brits sound better than canadians
>>71859905
taco is taw-co, not tack-o
>>71859774
>This accent is often used on American TV
Old on they, guv'nah. That shit's all over your big black cock tv too.
>>71856639
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NMZ0wFouLP
Americans have the most annoying voices in the fucking world. Little squeaky faggots the lot of them.
>>71860069
that's not how the Mexicans say it
>>71860069
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iK66jfjuxi
>>71860226
No, they say it like a duck quacking. It's still not tack-oh.
>>71860226
we're speaking English not Mexican
>>71859791
I think he was suggesting it sounded like "cart".
Which is funny as the same person wouldn't pronounce cat as "cart" and China as "Chiner".
>>71860069
>taw-co
You just sound retarded. I've travelled round various States and the majority of the time I've heard it, it's pronounced "Tack-o" or "Tar-co".
>>71856639
Language changes over time. There is no "wrong" way to speak as long as we are understood.
>modern English
>I have a cat and a dog. The cat's black and the dog's white.
>old English
>Ič hæbbe catt and hund. Se catt is blæc and se hund is hƿīte.
>>71860104
Despite what you might have seen on my BBC we have a ton of other accents that fuck the words just as much but you only ever hear "Well-spoken" or "Cockney" on American TV.
Daphne from Frasier is one exception I've noticed as she's from Lancashire.
>>71860375
>I've travelled round various States and the majority of the time I've heard it, it's pronounced "Tack-o" or "Tar-co".
In Americer? Certainly not, you retarded faggot. Literally nobody in America pronounces taco "tar-co".
>>71860486
I know all about your accents. And nearly every single one is a study in dysgenics.
>>71856639
I really like English accent.
I always read comments from UK with GradeA voice.
>>71860692
I chuckled
>latin-based languages
>letters are just hints on how to pronounce things
>millions of rules and exceptions
Serious though, lads. Banter aside.
Why do we have such fucked up teeth compared to the rest of the world?
Although, I'm not bothered, I quite like my fangs desu.
>>71860486
she's from Essex, and her attempt at a Manchester accent in Frasier is horrendous
>>71858783
>Read a history book you failed nazi
A history book in which english has no accents and dialects? One in which colour was written without a U all along? I know the one in which britain retards the language its former colonial masters to hide the blatant degeneration of public education?
Why don't you go and storm a beach?
>>71860944
It's just memes m8, especially from clapfats
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3363434/How-Americans-don-t-better-teeth-Adults-likely-suffer-poor-dental-health-England-research-shows.html
>>71861334
>>71860944
can we stop saying m8, lads and banter pls it's getting old
>>71858783
WE WUZ LINGUISTS N SHIT
>>71861416
Go back to Syria Ahmed
I was watching a Brithammad movie yesterday and had to turn on the subtitles because they don't enunciate words so they all sounded like they were talking with cocks in their mouth.
>>71860944
Small gene pool. At least with the influx of foreign DNA over the last 10 years our grandchildren will have straight teeth but they might also be tanned somewhat.
>>71856639
oi m8, ur american garls sure do love our accent. sounds like someone is a bit jam.
>>71856639
What are regional accents and dialects?
We're not all Cockneys and Toffs with the stereotypical speech mate.
>>71856639
Brits need to mind their H's
also
>MFW people whine that there is no proper way to speak
I would point these idiots to a dictionary and look at the those jumble mess of letters and accents. That is how to pronounce the damn word.
>what is intrusive r
>what is intervocalic flapping
>what is a non rhotic dialect
It's like you morons know nothing about linguistics and just want to argue.
I think this explains it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCkv3q8S9yA
ERB.
FUCKING ERB.
STICK SUM O' DAT UUURBBB ON MY BISCUITS AND CHICKEN PLEASE HUNTER.
NAMES LIKE HUNTER.
NAMES LIKE CHAD.
GET FUCKED.
>>71857038
>WADDER
>>71858283
>Scottish
>understandable
Locating every single call centre up north was a horrible mistake
>>71861915
>Aboot
>>71860375
>"Tack-o" or "Tar-co"
I live in Pennsylvania and I've never heard either of those in my entire life. Where the fuck were you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkzx-48zCt0
>this is how americans talk
>tack-oh
You're literally subhuman if you think this pronunciation is correct. And no, Spanish speakers do not pronounce it that way.
Fucking bongs.
I don't really care if the English like to say garage as gair-edge and all the other weird ways they say stuff, but the fact they throw an R at the end of words like 'idea' triggers me. If you want to stress a syllable in a word, fine. Or turn a th into a f sound. Fine, whatever. Phonetically, it's still at least resembles the same word.
BUT ADDING A NONEXISTENT LETTER AT THE END OF WORDS IS NOT OKAY
>>71861729
This. You either need fooking subtitles or a god damned transcript to understand these fuckers.
>>71861915
>>71862068
>argument refuted in one mangled word
>>71862177
I never never been able to watch a Guy Ritchie movie without subtitles
>America wins independence
>keeps original dialect
>Meanwhile haughty Brit "superiors" change the way they speak to distance themselves from the peasants
>Sounds like shit
>200 years later Britcucks claim America speaks butchered English
>Americans/Canadians speak the closest dialect to traditional English
If English English is so bad then how come upper class Amerifats sound more like us?
Take that redneck scum
>>71862110
>Bongistanis laugh at americans because they're not used to burkas
>turn on british show
>can't understand what half of them are saying
>>71862368
They do a lot of business with the Saudi's
>>71857038
I dont think you lisping, phlegm spitting cunts have a right to criticize anyone over pronunciation.
>>71862110
>Oh...peek-a-boo!
Dead
>>71862110
https://youtu.be/95YdE89nTgI
>this is how brits talk
>>71862316
low b8
>>71862316
both accents have changed greatly since america was colonised
>>71861729
>enunciation
You can fuck right off. I have to either turn the subtitles on or raise the volume for every single Amerilard film I watch that's got an actor with a southern accent. You fucks mumble and drone on without drawing breath.
And don't even get me started on the ear diarrhoea that is the East Coast accent.
>>71862316
Traditional English sounds like what our more rural populations sound like.
You wouldn't understand a word of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cun-LZvOTdw
Yes some of them do in fact sound like that.
>>71862136
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BfTA5bMN1i
>>71856639
Isn't it just certain regional dialects that sound retarded?
We have those too
>Heathrow becomes "eefrow"
WHY
>>71862068
Literally no one says about with a [u]. Maybe the Newfies do, I don't know.
>>71862437
More like
>Americans are so stupid and afraid of books that they don't know what muslims look like
>literally every example in this thread is of a southern accent
We pretend they don't exist, the south is full of degenerates. They're only there to give us votes.
>>71856639
Midwestern reporting in.
>>71862581
Repeat after me
In Hartford Hereford and Hampshire Hurricanes hardly ever happen
>>71862581
I fucking love Hott Fuzz.
It's better than Shaun of the Dead.
Debate me.
>>71862721
dammit Hiro
>>71859006
Is this meme true? Will I be able to go to America and get mad pussy?
>>71862669
it doesn't though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iv9ouPODzLI
>>71862736
In Hartford Hereford and Hampshire Hurricanes hardly ever happen
>>71862316
>200 years later Britcucks claim America speaks butchered English
You butchered the spelling of many words, the pronunciation is fine
Keep getting butthurt at the true English as much as you want lads, at the end of the day an average British man is swimming in pussy everytime he comes to the US and opens his mouth near your women. This is the real reason it triggers you so much, you're insecure little /r9k/ autists who get upset when "chad" takes the hot girl you felt entitled to.
Stay mad.
>not having a Midwest accent
Southerners sound like mentally retarded people and east coasters sound like they have food in their mouth every time they talk.
>>71862736
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tG4KEIFEkL
>>71862599
You guys throw Rs at the end of words all the time, like OP said, it's usually words that end with -a but sometimes even words that don't end in -a, like "I saw-r him the other day"
>>71862721
>Open expecting to view a tasty club sandwich and fries
>Its a meme
FUCK YOU!
THIS IS THE LAST STRAW
>>71857523
yea iowa here...
we have really flat accents all over the country for the most part but it is really bad up in the upper midwest i talk with one and it sucks sometimes because it slips and comes and goes not always prevelant
>>71862669
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Tu2RYL0NBm
>>71862896
Are you Miranda Hart in disguise? Posh tit.
>>71857038
That's the south, we up north are a lot more fluent than those degenerates
>>71862955
That tasty dish is for American eyes only, leaf.
>>71862944
You don't know what an r is, it's an actual shape made in the mouth and that doesn't take place when saying saw.
I could equally say that you're saying sah.
>>71862944
That's regional.
Go over the to the next valley here and often the the people will sound noticeably different.
Can't believe no one posted this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAYUuspQ6BY
>>71857418
Kat
Talk-Oh
Chi-nuh
These are a bit exaggerated, but I can't convey it otherwise via text.
>>71862793
No, because you're objectively correct.
Do not, however, discount how awesome Shaun of the Dead was too.
>>71862896
>Hairyford
>Ardly
>>71862944
It's in between vowel sounds (not just written orthography), as in your example if they don't pronounce the 'h' in 'him'.
>>71862793
10 outta 10 i respect your opinion
>>71862136
>gair-edge
U wot m8?
>the fact they throw an R at the end of words like 'idea' triggers me
You have officially caught up to Australia.
>>71862944
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0w1CKkLpNwV
![My.Fair.Lady.1964.50th.Anniv.Bluray.1080p.TrueHD-7.1.x264-Grym.mkv_snapshot_00.12.46_[2016.04.23_18.57.52].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/b2wd4Xk.jpg "My.Fair.Lady.1964.50th.Anniv.Bluray.1080p.TrueHD-7.1.x264-Grym.mkv_snapshot_00.12.46_[2016.04.23_18.57.52].jpg")
>>71863078
It's true now more than ever for everybody.
>MFW listening to someone speaking ebonics and hearing crazy liberals whining that they're poor
THIS IS A SHILL THREAD AND YOU SHOULD STOP RESPONDING
LET EVERYONE TALK AS THEY WANT TO! STOP REPLYING TO SHILL SLIDING JEW CIA THREADS
>>71862896
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OES3MPL1ZG
>>71863041
>White Bread, Bacon, Turkey, Lettuce, Tomato, Mayo and some crispy fries.
>Can't enjoy it cause A FUCKING LEAF
FUCK OFF!!
>>71863259
Your voice makes me want to take anti-depressants and cut myself but aside from that very good.
>>71857408
ffs it's not GAD it's GAWD which makes perfect sense as General American is master race
>>71863072
It's literally pronounced the same as 'sah,' unless you're fucking up h's as well.
'Idear' is the best example of needless r-adding I can recall. It's gross, objectively incorrect, and you're a degenerate if you do it.
>>71863344
His voice isn't that bad, dude. Come on.
>>71863137
no i heard a H there, i think your pulling my leg
Why do you fucking Americans pronounce Slaughter and Laughter so differently? They are the same word just one has an S before it.
>>71862793
WATCH SPACED YOU AMERISHITS.
THANK ME LATER.
>>71863421
I watched Spaced when it aired.
I knew about Simon and Nick before Shaun.
>>71862697
>He said to someone living in a country with draft and multiple wars in muslim countries.
You know Islam is not new to the americas and that its the US's boogey man ever since Elijah Muhammad tried to start a race war with it?
>>71856639
those teeth
ferengi as fuck
>>71856639
Americans are not any better. You all sound like you have a cock in your mouth.
>>71863344
Oh.
:'(
>>71862855
He's right, all girls want a good looking Brit with an accent... But they want them to have good teeth too.
>>71863524
Funny one, Kiwi.
You guys speak the most unintelligible English.
>>71856639
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bOzT8RRscE
>>71863416
wait how do Britistannis pronounce it?
Slafter?
Lotter?
>>71856639
I'm sorry OP, but there's no way I'm taking lessons in English from a nationality that pronounces solder as 'sodder'
>>71862814
If you're good looking it helps, otherwise it's mostly a meme
>>71863370
Nope. Nobody makes an r at the end of idea. You're just imagining it because it's a lower 'a' sound than american english
>>71863524
Are there kiwis all over NZ? Or are they just in special reserves or small regions? Can you pet them? Are they docile or aggressive?
>>71863416
>>71863621
I want to know the answer to this also.
>>71863582
New Zealanders are top lads. You cock goblin.
>>71863582
Talk to me when you get that cock out of your mouth.
>>71863620
Are you a criminal by chance? That sounded incredibly Australian
>>71862814
yes
>>71863626
>implying 'sodder' is worse than 'soda'
>at least we pronounce the er
>>71863646
No, dear. You retards drop 'r's off the ends of words and then they quantumly tunnel and end up on the ends of others.
>>71856639
Actually, their way of speaking English is the one true way.
>>71863714
>>71863722
Hey, I like New Zealanders. Y'know. Lucy Lawless and such. But you're really hard to understand. Moreso than any other accent.
>>71863524
New Zealand accents aren't as bad as British ones, but they're still incorrect.
>>71863646
It's pronounced 'eye-dee-uh.' If you pronounce it any other way, you're wrong.
The last syllable has the same vowel sound as 'butt.'
>>71863621
Slotter and Laffter.
>>71857418
cat
tocko
china
>>71856639
Why do you have such a boner for our country america?
>>71863828
That's literally how Americans pronounce it
>>71863796
8/8
>>71863827
Then what is correct cause it sure isn't the American way. You people have the worst accents, even worse than Aussies, in the whole Anglosphere. Hell, you may as well not be considered part of it at all considering how slurred and distorted your pronunciation is.
>>71860944
My teacher said that it was because we're a mixture of so many different ethnicities like French, German etc and that caused wonky teeth.
Kind of unPC looking back, basically saying racemixing even between European subgroups produces ugly offspring. But we were none the wiser. The good old days.
>>71856639
What I don't understand is if America is so great why doesn't it speak american
>>71863875
we waz kangz and shit. We ruled all of york and shires and dem fields of green. Damn son we had crowns and jewlerray. stay woke
>>71857038
Wutter.
>>71863964
The black people speak American.
>>71857611
despite my strong love for the dutch, this sounds accurate.
>>71863827
Yes, and we pronounce it eye-dee-uh. Your idea of an average Brit appears to be that of some victorian cockney chimney sweep. That's like me thinking the average American pronounces words like Cletus from the trailer park or Jamal from the hood, those are truly cancerous pronunciations.
>>71863240
Then link to the slid thread Hans!
>>71856639
When Americans learn that:
- internet isn't pronounced innernet
- congratulations doesn't have a D in it
- the word "job" is not pronounced JAHB
- herb has an H at the front.
- there is no such place as Annartica
- rivers and seas are made of water, not WADDAH
...then I'll listen to their complaints about English pronunciation. Until then, go fuck yourselves.
Why does the "i" in "mind" have a long vowel sound? There's no silent "e" at the end to let you know to make the vowel sound long. It should sound like, "minned."
>>71856639
That can't be the mouth of a healthy individual.
>>71863954
>slurred and distorted
You pronounce the name 'Bret' as 'Brit.' You pronounce words in ending is 'o' as this weird, spiraling 'aughwo' thing. There is an objectively right way to speak English, regardless of accents.
>>71864092
>aluminium
>ahpple
>buhnawnuh
Kill yourself.
>>71863963
I have natural perfect teeth is that poor enough of my pure saxon ancestry?
>>71863964
I believe the term they use for it is ebonics. It is a dialect unique to them.
>INNERNET
STOP DROPPING Ts YOU FUCKS
>>71864122
We invented the internet. We can pronounce it however the fuck we want.
>>71863908
That's how I pronounce it and I'm Scottish (though from Edinburgh so my Accent is one of the "posher" ones).
Here's Doric. Even I have trouble trying to understand that one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le3cBRlWSE8
>>71864268
oh man.
Low b8
>>71864262
You can pronounce a 't' without it being a hard 't.'
>>71864268
Limeys, Aussies, and Kiwis BTFO
>>71856639
I don't understand a blind word you're saying
>>71864210
The right way is the pure English way. You speak Mongrel English. It may sound normal to you, but it really isn't. Being from neither the UK or the US I can tell which is more pure and it is from the country which formed the language. You Americucks who think the way you speak is the best seriously should seek help.
>>71864268
We invented English, so we can pronounce the language however we want.
Shot yourself in the foot there eh.
EdinBURGH is Edinbrah.. like what?
>>71864262
This is a legitimate gripe. A lot of Americans just don't bother pronouncing Ts in the middle of words with Ns. But you guys are just as bad since you fuck off completely with pronouncing Ts.
>>71864262
Nucular.
>Brits have bad English
never heard newfoundland English eh b'y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vWlIvfQTck
>>71864262
Who the fuck pronounces it as Innernet?
Now if you wanted to say, "It's root not ra-owt" you'd have some standing room.
>>71864408
/thread
>>71856639
Listen here yank, nobody wants to hear your incompetent drivel, alright? You've already established yourselves as the ignorant retards of /pol/ so I suggest you put a hot dog in it before Juan puts in his for you.
ITT britbongs, eurofags, and islandfolk are jealous of how understandable American English is
>>71857189
No it's morphed, many linguists believe American English sounds closer to how the brits actually spoke back in the day.
>>71864262
You're one to talk. Brits drop ALL their fucking consonants or pronounce them so hard they etch the fucking glass of the windows across the street.
>>71864477
ya WANKER
>>71864450
>Who the fuck pronounces it as Innernet?
http://www.downloadmorewam.com/
>>71856639
http://www.economist.com/node/15060097
>RULE OUR TEETH, OUR TEETH RULE THE WAVES!
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>71864397
I love that you completely ignored that I pointed out the flaws in the Kiwi dialect, and then when on to make unsupported claims about American English.
And don't be retarded, we're not talking about the much less common regional accents.
>>71864408
we also invented the internet as we know it too.
ITT: Freedumbs mad jam over our accent because a brit kid cucked them in school just by his accent.
the adding R's is the one that pisses me off
Americer
>>71864176
Those are NEET teeth. Long term.
>>71864122
You're generalizing, Michiganders don't speak like the rest of America
>>71864620
nath they're all niggers if I recall.
>>71864281
Jesus cucking Frist it's like watching Cloud Atlas.
>>71856639
Too much inbreeding.
>>71864592
Yeah it's pretty redneck actually lol.
>>71864444
> Yes I am an alcoholic who beats his wife and will miss work to drink but atleast i'm not one of those lazy fucking youngsters eh?
>>71864268
> We can do wut ever the FUCK we want BITCH
Oh god dude, you guys are so predictable.
>I've been saying think and thing with "f" instead of like "the"
>>71864450
>root
https://youtu.be/E4Fu1VJICvg
>>71864551
I am not saying that the kiwi way is the pure way though am I? Dumb Yank, stop making assumptions from nothing and unsupported claims, give me a break, do I really need a statistic to prove how dumb your accents are?
Of course I don't, the whole world already knows it.
>>71864656
Our governor tried to give the niggers lead poisoning, but was found out. My town is super white and conservative... But next door is a Muslim community
>>71864450
>"It's root not ra-owt"
I've been getting corrected for saying root my whole life.
>>71856639
Where have you hear 'caht'? What the fuck, is that?
>>71864444
Thats irish.
Fuck off you yankee prick.
c and k have the same sound.
English as a language doesn't make sense anyways
LITERALLY AMERICANS SOUND LIKE PIRATES WHEN THEY SAY THEIR RS
LITERALLY
CARRRRR YAH MATIES
>>71864987
Irish accents are pretty based.
>Thirty three and a third becomes "Tertie tree 'n a terd"
>Pronouncing Twat "Twott"
