How do I hire a hooker?
>>71855351
go to a strip club and chat up a girl in the vip room.
>>71855351
What are you willing to spend?
>>71855351
first time I've encountered someone asking for a guide for paying for sex
it's not fucking rocket science
>>71855497
Maybe ~$1K.
google and ask on forums for good escort sites
i hear adultwork is good, especially for fetishes.
>>71855351
>>>/r9k/ can definitely help you with this one
>>71855351
Internet
Depends, what area do you live in?
>>71855351
Backpage.com
>>71855565
Only need about $200. Maybe $150
>>71855351
We have advertises in our newpapers
>>71855565
Erosguide
>>71855351
backpage.com
>>71855565
Go to eccie for reviews
piiiiick up the phooooone
>tfw too poor for a hooker
>too poor for gf
>>71855576
If /r9k/ knows so much about hiring a hooker how comes they're all still virgins?
>>71856243
/r9k/ hire hookers all the time, they just get friendzoned by them.
>>71855738
>$150 - $200
>Hooker
>>71855351
Come to europe and fuck 8/10s with bi weekly health ceck for 50€/hour in the west and around 15€/hour in Romania
You'll get aids ya know.
>>71856038
Are you too poor for a bat and some phone cord?
>>71855561
This to be quite honest
>>71856243
You have to have some extra money to spend in order to pay for sex. They're all NEETs.
>>71855565
>Maybe ~$1K.
Instead of hiring a hooker rent a good sports car and luxury looking place, unless you're autistic you can get couple of girls and have fun with your money instead of giving it to a whore.
>Pipedream Extreme Toyz
>Pipedream
I love how they mock their own customer base right on the fucking box.
>>71856589
>rent a good sports car and luxury looking place
There's no way you can do that for 1k. Plus I have no social skills so it probably wouldn't even work.
>>71856895
>There's no way you can do that for 1k
I meant good hotel, but idk how much a good sports car rent would cost in where you live. You'll most likely regret spending that(or any big-ish) amount of money to a female in the end. If you're so horny go to some cheap massage saloon, at least you'll get something more than cumming.
>>71855576
>>71856243
>>71856365
>r9k
>virgins
its just /b/ 2.0 now, most are non virgins
>>71855351
Be upfront about what you want, don't end up having a nice chat with her
If you don't want to, don't even talk to her just bone her if you're a sperging autist
Stand your ground and do what you want and not what she wants
It's your money and she'll work for it
You're buying her, treat her like property, don't get attached, you're in it for sex, prepare for a long bout of sex that day by eating right, keeping up your libido beforehand etc
>>71857316
based Pajeet
>>71857316
Pajeet knows whats up. Dont cum early if you are spending all that money. Take a viagra and dont finish on a napkin or something, blast it all over her face and take a picture for lulzy memories
