Alex Jones Meme Thread
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post em if ya got em
>>71855211
literally who?
>>71855211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhqUk28OwHs
>>71855285
he's the host of freedomainradio
>>71855331
what?
>>71855285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWQPZ-taYBs
>>71855364
Is this your first time attempting to communicate in English or are you just retarded?
he's getting /fit/
I mean look at this tranformation
>>71855522
gettin swole
Teleprompter free.
>2012+4
>not having a FULL ACRE CRISIS GARDEN
you could have chosen to live pol
>>71855522
In just 45 days you too can get a sunburn!
>>71855211
Wtf does woke mean?
>>71855466
I am joking you fucking moron, no one actually gives a shit about Alex Bodily Fluids Jones
>>71855759
Black people use it to mean "awake" or "redpilled"
>>71855759
i think it it's black for passionate
>>71855787
>I was only pretending to be retarded
You got me, good job
>>71855787
you may hate him, but he is organizing a massive gathering at the republican national convention to ensure they don't steal the nomination from Trump. He is any ally and a leader within our movement whether you like it or not.
daily reminder joe rogan and alex jones are buds and hang out
>>71855886
>I was only pretending to act like Alex Jones matters even on a board like /pol/
>you're retarded not me
>>71855840
>basically nog version of redpilled
kek
>>71855965
>Joe DUDE DMT Rogaine
>>71855965
DUDE
>>71855965
They are buds, but they barely ever see each other, usually once every few years.
He is a verbal genius.
Every day he points out a show, 3 hours long.
To fill up that much time, day in, day out, and still keep the show entertaining, requires a genius.
>>71855759
It's nigger for redpilled.
Someone who is woke is typically very bluepilled.
>>71855975
Well apparently he matters to you since you're so butthurt about this thread
>>71855285
Ghost's alter ego
this shit is fucking awful
>>71855925
This. The worst things people say about him is he isn't shouldering enough of the burden as he shoulders far more than you or I. The aggregate and effect of his overall career has been consistently good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIl_BNIJcFg
this video is my favorite meme
Notice he doesn't sell or promote Tangy tangerine anymore...
>>71856176
Those comics haunt my fucking dreams.
I like Paul Joseph Watson a lot.
I could throw Alex Jone's farther than I trust him.
I am grateful for Alex Jones keeping stream feed up during the Bundy situation. I got to watch all that shit live and it was amazing.
The Gubmint shut down all Internet in the area so no one could stream out and Alex was all like 'fuck you' and kept some feeds up, and I got to watch it until the end.
That was cool I guess.
I don't trust Alex Jones as far as I could throw him though. He's got too much invested in his own schtick and agenda to push.
>>71855285
>Doesn't know who Alex Jones is
What the fuck are you even doing here?
>>71856339
it's on the site. He just offers his products but sometimes mentions tangy tangerine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQzNZR-LXZc
>>71856461
WHAT ARE THESE I LOVE THEM,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODZE5peUfWQ
>>71856297
>>71856521
>>71856576
did you mom not hug you enough?
>>71856176
>>71856461
I saw most of them, but I'm still perplexed.
>>71856576
wtf happened?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnNWUUZ7cEA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZScuQgzgOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TX9oUYtiNoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVovq9TGBw0
>>71855285
fpbp
>>71856756
Can i put that in my vape?
>>71856521
Did the nigger rape someones sister?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUDuOUxhD2Y
>>71856297
Someone get these hotheads outta here!
>>71855377
HOLY FUCK THIS IS SO GOOD
GOD DAMN THE NEW WORLD ORDER!!!
required
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhqUk28OwHs&nohtml5=False
>>71855211
NIGGA U SO WOKE!
YE, WE SO WOKE YA'LL
ALL YA'LL BODIES GOTTA WOKEN UP SOON AY AY!
>>71856866
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHIQtxLCgrM
this is even better. come home Ben...
>>71856781
source on the comics?
>>71856297
what the fuck is this?
>>71855377
Best video
>>71856652
.
.
https://youtu.be/GIl_BNIJcFg
IM FUCKING WOKE AS FUCK
>>71856337
>>71856339
Tangerinemind
>>71856720
He started playing his mixtape
What's the video where he's walking the store with a shopping cart all paranoid n shit..
Good keks
>>71856720
For some reason the car was filled with gas fumes, possibly a leaky gas tank. The officer then shot a tazer at the man which creates a spark as,it shocks thus ingniting whatever the fumes were.
>>71856973
http://kochalka.tumblr.com/
Prince was killed by chemtrails
hmmmm?
>>71855211
BUY THE FUCKING FILTERS!
>>71856297
God, pol has fucked me up. I used to cringe at this stuff, I just continued eating my spaghetti while watch someone burn alive without even a stop.
>>71856297
>at first think it's some stupid niggers who set themselves on fire as a prank
>then I realise it's a punishment
>>71857465
Its only niggers killing niggers
Its easy to watch.
Its not like its white people dying.
>>71857560
Wow...nothing gets passed you does it
hates globalists
>heres a message from our sponsors
based alex
https://youtu.be/eDP2N5psnQ8?t=2568
>>71856756
Does anybody know if these actually work?
>>71857031
Necklacing, a favourite of the Mandelas
>>71857923
>2:20:38
>>71856297
Just another day in Sweden.
Those are fucking animals.
>>71856970
Thank you
>>71855466
Huh, Mama?
>>71858064
He's been doing news for about a decade now, I don't doubt he has some zany moments
>>71858240
Man, we need more cameras in Africa. Nothing makes me happier than suffering niggers.
Yeah I'm fucked up.
>>71856017
Mugi fucks niggers.
>>71858310
We're under a full on assault from the globalists. Us not being pissed off to the point of screaming is weird.
>>71855759
Stay woke nigga.
>>71858310
It's funny, Alex speaks alot of sensible stuff, but then he drowns it out in a barrage of fucking useless supplements and shit.
>>71858240
jamal was awfully sleepy before they lit him on fire
>>71858958
that's literally how his business model works
he just says a TON of shit, some of which resembles real information, and then sells things to anyone dumb enough to stick around
watch his interview with David Duke and you'll see his whole shtick fall apart
>>71858064
>>71858310
>>71858958
>>71857923
kekked my ass off at 16m20s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDP2N5psnQ8&t=16m20s
>>71855285
Alex "it's not the Jews" Jones
are the products he's selling snek oil???
>>71855785
Poor horse, can feel his weight.
>>71858958
>making money is bad
>>71860008
The vast majority of the shit he sells is actually good, supported by real peer review science, though some of it is considered "fringe" by the "scientific snooty purists". His shit is a bit pricey but that makes sense considering he only uses shit extracted or made in USA labs derived from the best ingredients.
Also, although he over hypes it, water filtration systems that connect to the main waterline your house are nice to have. Just knowing your shower & drinking water are pure unadulterated water is nice.
>>71855211
>>71855308
>>71855748
Is there more?
>>71857646
I mean, still man, that shit is brutal.
Im here taking a shit and just watched it without any reaction except another plop in the toilet. I dont think its just pol or 4chan though, its the nature of the entire internet.
>>71858985
he was bleeding out pretty hard
>>71860864
back when I was a little more bluepilled I had sort of come to terms with my mortality
but now that I'm redpilled it scares me
what if I'm reincarnated as an african?
fucking shit...
>>71855759
dumb normie
>>71858240
What's the story behind this?
>>71856580
nice
>>71855377
W O W
O
W
>>71856580
Fuck I miss smoking. This would sound so fucking hard.
they'd been in space for 3 years
long before reentry, she'd convinced them that systems had failed, and they were doomed to a crash landing.
they desperately plead for sexual contact, for months.
shortly before reentry, she relents, but "only if they blow each other."
as soon as alex wipes his lips she pulls the chute, laughs, and says the whole thing was caught on 16 different cameras...
>>71862748
>>71862748
QT Astronaut.
>>71855331
NOT
ALEX JONES IS A GOOD MAN
FUCK THE SHILLS, THEY HATE HIM... TELLS YOU ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjFbBUMYV9M
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjFbBUMYV9M
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjFbBUMYV9M
HE NAMED THEM
>>71855522
hes a big guy
>>71856720
Found it:
http://kxan.com/2015/06/02/2-austin-police-officers-injured-in-explosion/
>>71861867
he gave him his mixtape
>>71857031
The legacy of Mandela
>>71855377
HIGH ENERGY DESTRUCTION
>>71855881
10/10 Ultimate Warrior
>>71860114
my sides
he was even more smug as a kid
>>71856339
Tangy tangerine? Wtf is that?
>>71855211
We know it's you Alex. Shitposting from the studio now?
>>71863448
U U U U
U
U
U
>>71858240
I always assume that the niggers getting fucked up here did something heinous like murder or raped the wrong warlords daughter or something.
But in reality he probably scored an 80 on an ID test and they saw him as an alien threat. Or maybe he said something like. "Ya know. Maybe we should eat something other than chicken today"
And they did what had to be done
>>71864410
>implying he doesn't actually post here
>implying his posts aren't always of the highest quality
>>71855377
alex jones is so awesome
>>71855211
Why's he wearing shades at night. Is he a burger? Surely not with his intellect
>>71859712
Aesthetic as fuark
>>71864739
>night
do you not notice all the sunshine? is it that rare in your nation that you cant even recognize it in images?
pathetic
Alright guys for real I got one bottle of brain force when it was on sale and I got free shipping and holy monkey for 22$ I've been nothing but absolutely focused and alert.
>>71856297
This is tragic. White supremacy claims another innocent victim.
>>71865233
So it's like legal cocaine?
>>71855377
My dick is hard.
>>71855377
don't really watch all 15, can someone point me to the highlights?
>>71865913
nvm, just got the three minute mark, it's good now
>>71856576
>that nigger entering the car a second time after it burst into flames
>>71855377
oh my fuck this just got good
>>71855881
WOIYAAAAAAAAH
>>71860114
what went so right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfEG4jMwo7Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBxdyRpNEDc
>>71867132
MEMETIC WARFARE
What an age we're living in
STAY WOKE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPs3EeRyL9Y
#TEAMJONES
>>71855377
>that end accent
I'm dead
>>71867132
I remember someone here was so happy they used the 2nd meme because he had snuck bernie with black dicks in his face on the wall of the plane and you can tell its that meme
>>71868144
what time in the video does that appear?
>>71867399
HE KNOWS.
>>71868476
this has to be fake
>>71868540
>not selling your body for memes
Get a load of this normie.
>>71855377
>EXCLUSIVE
>petition to deport piers
>>71856138
you are fucking stupid
>>71855377
fucking high energy
>>71858240
We really need colonialism. I feel sorry for them, but htey need to bow down and accept they'll never stand above the British man first.
>>71867584
what the fuck?
>>71856412
>falling for the "literally who" meme that was created by 4chan
What the fuck are you even doing here
With memes aside, is anyone here genuinely a fan of this guy? Just curious.
>>71871078
I watch him to listen for random phrases like "ridonkulous" that you wouldn't expect to come out of his mouth.
>>71871078
Yes. I've been a fan of him since Waking Life.
>>71871078
Hes fun to watch and hes been right about loads of stuff only normies are put off by his shilling and shouting
There are very few good AJ memes.
>>71857123
top lel
>>71858410
Do you cut your mother with those edges?
>>71860114
Holy fuck confirmed bro
I can imagine playing with him over summer break and pretending we're fighting a civil war against globalists
>>71855211
I actually met Alex once in public. Pretty cool guy
>>71856799
Yes, it's all I vape.
I'm a 6'4" chef at Wendy's with a 9" cock making $130k/year so I could afford any vape juice but I always vape this.
>>71871155
>>71871223
>>71871271
>>71871327
I've watched him on Infowars a while ago and he wasn't nearly as crazy as he is now. A lot of people give him shit, but he has a lot of valid arguments.
>>71855881
CRASH THE PLANE PIERS MOGUNN
>>71855377
It's like one of those I'M BEING SILLY comics, except the angry screaming guy is the one who's right.
No one has posted this gem yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODZE5peUfWQ
>>71855377
>ooo cia dont like this now
SHUT
IT
DOWN
>>71855377
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
ALEX YES
>>71855211
This faggot is controlled opposition and it's so obvious. I hope /pol/ doesn't actually fall for his stunts to make all conspiracy theorists look like fucking nutjobs.
>>71856474
he looks like jones
>>71863623
lol
>>71871078
I watch his Youtube vids occasionally.
>>71856082
It requires brain force and super male vitality
>>71871078
He is fucking awesome.
Highly entertaining, but not always substantive.
>>71871078
Just for entertainment, never for actual information.
>>71855377
Sand blasted
>>71871524
>Pretty cool guy
He's a lot smarter than people think.
>>71872376
He named the jew a short time ago
>>71855377
WOMEN IN INDIA GET RAPED WITH IRON RODS 4 FEET LONG!!
YOU CANT BAN THE IRON RODS!!!
>>71855377
this fucking loon
I mean, he's right, but wow what an aspie
>>71857752
Free enterprise is different from globalism you twat.
why doesn't no one post the "we're piercing though" or whatever, that whole trump will expose the 9/11 papers was the funniest shit i ever saw.
>>71855639
fuck off pessimist. back to fureddlet
>>71855634
> implying i didn't move to colorado to buy land and build the off grid solar crisis garden of my dreams
>>71874021
Why havent you purchased your 10 pack of proven dick juice yet?
>>71855211
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_t3POfNbx6M
I love when he fixates on something and somehow manages to bring the issue up every single show for a month, even when none of the days news mentions the issue.
>HUMAN-ANIMAL CHIMAERAS
>>71861280
Impossible. We only reincarnate the DNA in our ancestors. Are you a nigger? If so, you might be fucked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgBq6q4x8Fw
This one is another goldmine interview with Alex Jones
He names the jew on the BBC
But the real best part starts at 8:30. His passion brings a tear to my eye. Fuck those two anchors.
>>71855211
Who is the wannabe NIGGER that wrote the text in OP's pic? I can't stand it when white people try to write in black vernacular. It makes them look stupid.
>>71874788
It's a hilarious meme and nigger Ebonics style memes are common these days. You're just gay
>>71874788
autism
>>71857031
It's called necklacing. Niggers in Africa will pour gasoline on you, then tie a tire to your neck and set you on fire. In this short footage, we witness these astute people of color failing to execute what should be a fail proof plan in means of human immolation, mainly because they were too lazy/too poor to get enough tires for everyone and instead tried to make the victims share a tire and didn't pat them down before hand and remove their knives.
that's right, in africa they literally set people on fire as a method of execution.
>>71861867
Rape, murder, witch craft, thievery, being gay, take your pick. Africans are animals, and they set people on fire as punishment for lots of crimes.
>>71856017
tupac was redpilled
>>71867584
This is gold.
>>71871078
Alex Jones is a mix of entertainment and information. But I what I really like is his correspondents.
Also his guests are usually top notch.
Recent interviews I've enjoyed lately are billy corgan and David duke.
>>71855377
>how many gun murders occured in Britain?
>how many great white sharks killed people afraid to swim?
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>71875497
uh oh
>>71876746
What was posted
>>71871078
In high school, I had this media class. We had to scour the internet at the beginning of class and find a story to tell the class about. I went to InfoWars just to piss of my super liberal teacher.
>>71855377
/k/ringed t b h. he needs to chill out with being a fucking nut and act calm and reasonable if hes going to change anyones minds.
i run in exclusively liberal circles, and while liberals typically dont respond to anything other than MUH FEELINS, if you come across as normal and reasonable but are into guns it does shift their thinking that were not a bunch of screaming, muh tree of liberty, nut cases.
why are white dudes such pussies?
>>71879341
Because we live in a society of trust and helping each other, not in the wild and all of the luxuries you and I appreciate are due to this societal bond which we cultivate. If we break that bond, society collapses and there goes your luxuries which you love to protest for so much.
>>71878989
wtf 2 alexs?
>>71879635
http://webmshare.com/VND0Z
>>71855377
DAMN. Alex Jones is woke.
Guys watch how the MSM spins the Donald Trump Indian Accent incident. Some Cruz missiles are thumbs downing this video and commenting. Make sure to thumbs up.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qmoZjpYE5WA
>>71855377 (checked)
M-M-M-M-M-ONSTER KILL
>>71855377
good lord he is absolutely relentless
>>71856339
He has vitamin mineral fusion now that he puts out. It's pretty damn good
>>71874419
i wonder how much of it he sells
>>71855377
How can anyone stand to sit that close to him? He's correct, but goddamn he's so fucking intense.
>>71858240
totally better off the british
>>71855377
>SUICIDE MASS MURDER PILLS
huehue
Is this definitely the original version? I remember Piers being a lot more antsy in his attempts to actually say something but in this video he's a 100% silent bitch.
>>71879635
>>71879910
top kek
>SHUT UP!
http://webmshare.com/play/qDqBz
>>71872903
goddammit I really wonder now if that shit does anything at all of if it's just placebo pills.
like a solid 40% of the show is just advertisements.
>>71855377
Never gets old
>>71860114
Is he an alcoholic?
>>71855377
my nigga Alex woke as fuck, cuh!
>>71865233
That glitchy effect is great, love how it goes through to show the text.
>>71856684
360 ROCKSCOPE
This thread has been alive so long. Long live Alex Jones God bless that patriot.
>>71881623
Well his mother definitely was.
>>71879585
>>71857123
Kek.
>>71855211
"I'm not bragging, but I can dead-lift 400 pounds, six, seven or eight times... ever more, but my hands tear open."
https://youtu.be/QU9lHZ4hymY?t=2950
"*I'm like tyrannosaurus rex compared to a gibbering idiot, to these people... and that's just physical prowess and will"
-Alex Jones
https://youtu.be/M0DMrnyd8Ak?t=522
"*I don't feel tough... I... I could take on like 15 of 'em... big, 200-pound ones, whatever... and I could just dominate all of 'em!"
-Alex Jones
https://youtu.be/M0DMrnyd8Ak?t=506
"*I'm gonna dead-lift 600 pounds... 'cause I know I can do 500."
-Alex Jones
https://youtu.be/vXlOSE1wAdo?t=195
>>71855377
1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN
>>71879341
He was a liberal democrat.
>>71855377
Fucking BASED
>>71871524
i read that as "Trying to force s shit"
"...wanna do things sexually that leaves their intestines hanging out their rear end"
-Alex Jones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhbFxvvoKcY#t=4908
>>71855377
RECTAL
OBLITERATION
>>71856337
Is it filtered through the Propur water filtration system from infowarslife.com?
>>71871078
Yup
>>71871078
whenever i want a good rage, i turn on one of his podcasts and try to play the culling. i should get a punching bag. ive almost broken shit
>>71855840
>>71855882
>>71856138
why are u faggots helping this guy out?
let him google
>>71883345
Cuh he need ta be woke, daym
Why u actin' all sensitive an shieet?
>>71871078
Love him
>>71883457
den let google woke his black ass
Reminder that his co-host is a coal burner.
Based Alex Jones
>>71855377
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
ALEX JONES IS REACHING A NEW LEVEL
>>71881360
it does
I was skeptical as wel
>>71855377
Jesus christ
>>71879341
to be fair, that webm was that one trend that nogs are doing where they just sucker punch random folks, usually white, on the street and get run away.
>>71878066
It was this...
possible dangerous meme
the elites would have killed this fatfuck awhile ago if he were the real deal. this asshat was brought into the mainsteam after the assassination of Bill Cooper.
it's also no surprise his show is run by jews
>>71855377
FUCKING VERBALLY MURDERED
>>71871078
Best radio host. Actually talks about real issues. Isn't bought by the corporate media. Has entertainment value along with good info.
Why /pol/ doesn't like him is a mystery
>>71855787
EVERYONE LOVES HIM
>>71884785
>implying Alex Jones doesn't live in an underground bunker lined with 10 foot thick titanium carbonite walls and has radio transmitters broadcasting on multiple wavelengths 24/7 to disrupt and mask all of his personal transmissions as well as multiple sensors and alarms in case intruders come
>implying Alex Jones isn't prepared for an assassination attempt 24/7
His whole life has been about not letting the government kill him.
>>71881623
Every white guy over 40 in Texas is an alcoholic
>>71855377
"Alex, Alex would yo-, Alex, Alex..."
>>71885022
not even JFK could oppose them
also why would the jews assassinate their "judas goat". you may not know but he is helpful in identifying true patriots and the govenment then targets these individuals. that is Alex Jones purpose to draw the elites' enemies out into the open.
whats the source on this dank webm i want the song
http://webmshare.com/play/VND0Z
>>71855522
He just lost like 5 lbs of fat I can do that too.
>>71885429
Look, the government didn't plan Alex Jones out. He's a real guy but he hasn't become an immediate threat for the government because they've got other ways of subduing the populace that are working just fine. What the government IS doing is, like you said, take advantage of the Alex Jones situation and use him as a honeypot. There was no greater plan behind Alex Jones. He just happened and the government found a way to capitalize on him.
Now, if the MKUltra/HARP brainwashing, chemtrail spraying, and estrogen food infusion would stop, and society started to wake up more, Alex Jones WOULD become a problem as society has now become more volatile and would take action from his words.
>>71855377
>video fades with Alex screaming about going back to Britain
This is every /pol/ock in 30 years
>>71885307
Can confirm. 27 here, well on my way.
>>71868144
nice flag, mind if I save it?
>>71871078
He's a true patriot. He's been at this shit for years, and now he has a massive audience. Dumbasses and shills give him shit for selling products, but he's a fuckin capitalist and has to keep the lights on somehow. His products are actually decent shit too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjFbBUMYV9M
Based as fuck.
>>71888772
Nothing draws shills and JIDF like Jones threads. That's because he's the real deal and he hits too close for comfort. God bless him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yx2gb3RxJeQ
Delet
>>71883772
Shes a cutie, but fuck shes retarded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_Qk1_3VInI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS-LgBQHIgk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Znem3Jg7R54
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMwJyeN-H3Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6JHejRThgI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08zTebIevEA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRYB1A7M7Gk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyOuK22IWhE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Bf6M5LQJpA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pS7Omhgck4
>>71855522
nanomachines
>>71855377
I remember watching this and thinking at first that AJ sold out to big news; but then...
>>71855377
from feb 2012
Does /pol/ not know about his real identity, he is a Zionist shill. His real name is Bill Hicks. Many people of his staff have worked for Stratfor.
He is the controlled opposition.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWuLZ_d97xY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUXkmWZ3pLI
>>71871078
he is not Jones. he is legend.
