You are walking down on the street with your wife and her son when this handsome hunk of a man comes and slaps your ass.
What do you do /pol/?
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>>71855087
dafuck are those nipples
Immediately get down on my knees and start sucking the milk from his erect nipples
>>71855087
Here is your reply.
>>71855087
Drop to the ground and roll about the place laughing my ass off at his nipples
Right before I pull down his trousers and suck on his tasty, sweaty testes
tear him like a piece of paper
>>71855087
Point and laugh at his fucking huge freakish nips
>>71855087
Beg for him to piss on me
Then beg to lick his boots.
Alot of begging from my end
In my country this is impossible. Citizens will beat him immediately.
>>71855087
Ask him if he even lifts
>>71855087
would probably scream and run away
>>71855201
Sexy
>>71855662
It's because he's white, isn't it?
>>71855087
Bayonet him to death because I'm OC my moist nugget.
ask him for rare spurdos
>>71855219
>>71855250
>>71855378
good going op you fished the faggots of the board
>>71855809
no, because there is a shirtless nipple-man that just slapped my ass for no reason
>>71855087
I thought an Australian would make this thread but i was wrong
>>71855087
appretiate the gesture, then politely tell him i am not interested in men.
also those are some big ass niples
>>71855087
My ass? I would probably start throwing punches. Soon as he put hands up to block i would change levels and go for the takedown. Then probably try and sink a choke. I enjoy putting people to sleep who fuck around.
>>71856322
But if he was black, you'd probably have his member all the way down your throat within seconds, as custom of Swedish multicultural practices
>>71855087
Turnoff sweden-simulator 2016
>>71856659
did you learn that from an anime? i guess canadians only like the BBC
>>71855087
I pretend i'm a mislead american woman and ask for a nearest police station.
>>71855087
Punch him in the throat, shatter left knee, right elbow to mandibular arch, bounce head off the street, stomp till slurry.
>>71855378
You sound like a nice bloke. I bet you are really handsome and hairy. Hnnnghh
>>71856757
>you'd probably have his member all the way down your throat within seconds,
thats bretty gay anon
>>71855087
ZA WARUDO
TOKYO A MAIÏDEH
FISH FISH FISH FISH
HO RODODOZARRHHH~!!!!!
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY~
>>71855087
I would just twist his nipples until he apologized.
>>71855087
Too muscly for my taste.
I'd prob make my wife blow him desu senpai
>>71857461
YOU FUCKING SQUID
>>71855087
Considering the fact that this is /pol/ I'm going to assume this is actually a she and no one picked up on it
>>71856162
>>71857317
>implying you wouldn't enjoy having something like that happen to you
Everybody knows Swedish men are huge sluts for cock
>>71857548
>Tfw you're a jew cuck and you have not masturbated to the movie HARD CANDY 20 times just yet, to understand.
>>71857763
>Twinks
>Men
Pick one.
INB4 1-2 paragraph jew words to say to check my privilege.
>>71857775
Half then click bait girls posted here are probably men, especially when they are trying to be TOO cute
>>71857763
are you drunk or something? stop being such a weirdo
>>71857392
Moar
>>71858054
>Not knowing about the female conspiracy, FACTOIDS TO KNOW FEMALES KEK pol ALL DAY WITH NIGER PORN.
>BEING THIS JEWISH.
>Oy Vey.jpg
>Can't actually disprove the quotes beyond saying, NO IT DOESN'T POOPY HEAD.
>>71858239
>desecrating a burger like that
>>71855087
>tfw people call you gay for living in sweden while Finland uses stamps to spread their gay propaganda without anyone batting an eye
>>71858314
YOU WERU EXPECTANDO YOUR WAIFI UH- BUT ISZU WAZ, MII DIO , ME DIO ALLU ARUNGU DESU MUDA.
>>71858239
Stop trying to deny your cultural heritage you faggot
>>71855087
"I AM BEING ASSAULTED!"
"ONE LAST WARNING, IF YOU TOUCH ME AGAIN I WILL DEFEND MYSELF BY FORCE!"
>if doesn't touch me, go away
>if does get out gun and shoot him
I do own a gun Ameri-bros.
>>71858477
ALL YOU VIKINGS OFFSPRING ARE KEKS FOR NOT CHOOSING STRONG WOMEN THAT LOVE VIKING CAWCK AS YOUR BREEDING PARTNERS.
>FAGS
>GET MAD AND FIND YOUR WHITE BALLS NIGGER LOVERS APOLOGISTS.
>>71858350
Alright, I tried
What the fuck are you talking about
>>71858626
>it's a german flag
>>71857535
Topfuckingkek
>>71855087
Take turns with my wife sucking his dick desu
Perks of being bi and poly I guess
>>71858967
Ikr what a fucking squid cuck.
>>71857269
That a terrible way to give a blow job
>>71858854
So what? You think I can't get around to get a gun to shoot some goyim? Come on.
>>71857763
Those boys are hot. I'd suck them off anytime anywhere.
>>71858984
Perks? Sounds like a fantastic over all policy.
>>71858533
I think you are the fag here anon
>>71855087
Suck his giant uncut cock, duh.
>>71855087
turn 360 degrees and slap his ass in return and then turn another 360 and walk away
