ITT we trigger Brits.
pls no bully
We invade muslims, not the other way around.
>>71845437
Bro, over the line
More like 'trigger a recovering NAMBLA type.'
>>71845449
Holy fuck my sides
Obongo knows best
The American Navy is far superior to the British
>>71845287
Average American beauty.
>>71845974
Average British roastie
>>71845449
w-what are those white things in that man's mouth anon?
where his normal yellow crooked teeth should be, are some strange, straight white objects?
what is this, please explain?
>>71846108
I think they call them pearly whites. Some disgusting fetish Americans have. It's obvious that crooked and yellow is the way to go.
>>71846108
>>71846211
kek I love you brits
>>71846211
It's not a fetish, it's purely utilitarian. Do you how much food we eat? We gotta keep those teeth in tip-top shape.
>>71845287
Pic related: Britbong Wifi police.
>>71846375
holy fuck. my sides.
>>71846451
fucking hell, i know the Red Arrows aeroplane display team have had budget cutbacks,but I didn't think it had got this bad.
Writing to my MP about this.
>>71845287
>ITT we trigger Brits
But that looks cool
>>71846813
>>71846737
>>71846509
>>71846211
>>71846108
It is obvious that the brits can take the banter.
>>71846827
Hessians incoming!
Hold the line!
MUH EMPIRE FUCK OFF AMERIFAGS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Step it up senpai
>>71845449
What's wrong with his teeth?
>>71845287
Kenya
>>71846827
Germany, why don't we make a suicide pact?
>>71847248
62%
>>71847103
>>71846094
Cor Blimey!
What lookers! Me willies gone all hard on me! Best tell mum to get out me bloody room eh? Best urry it up though, its top gear on channel 4 and i cant keep ol' jezza waiting!
>>71847248
Obongo bogango
>>71845864
Had it before, wasn't that great
But the aircraft carrier that came with it kicked ass, so it wasn't all bad
>>71847323
>>71847331
jezza aint on channel 4 anymore, lad
you'd have to do something about this or post from a proxy before these would trigger anyone
>>71847323
>that jeebus toast
>>71845437
OI! YOU COME BACK HERE!
>all these brits not becoming asspained faggots
This thread has given me new respect for you Brits
>>71845946
>it needs a ramp
>>71845287
man, I wish I got to do this with my dad.
I hope to someday be able to take my own son shooting.
>>71845287
>not being shot dead for carrying a screwdriver
imokwiththis
>>71847448
> the most popular boy name in London and Bristol is Muhammad
top kuk
Don't Americans have the same teeth tests at school as us or something?
Every Brit has to be able to eat a tomato through a tennis racquet.
If teeth are not correctly wonky and crooked enough for this normal activity, then we go to the tooth mangler who rightly angles them, and if you can afford it, adds yellowing.
Wow 2016 and people still have those awful straight white teeth. Shocking.
>>71847599
muh job tho
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/34180851/drone-wars-why-britains-attack-in-syria-is-a-game-changer
> BBC > we are the ones who fights for EU, nobody else, we change the game
> photos
> american drones.jpg
> russian bombing footage with censored russian letters.jpg
> two sandniggers.jpg
> our drone is a child toy.jpg
>>71847633
how about Oslo?
>>71847579
sign him up for exchange student program
>>71847424
FUCKING ELL!
LABOURS ALWAYS NICKIN ME BLOODY TELLY PROGRAMMES!
IM GONNA TEACH THAT SMARMY GIT MILLIBAND HES A RIGHT CHEEKY LITTLE MONKEY!
SHARON, GET ME FUCKIN SPOON!
>>71847189
Bad yank! Never forget the six gorrillion teabags, haven't you learned from your history lessons? Pay our reparations now!
>>71845946
>The American Navy is far superior to the British
Surely nobody disagrees with you there, chap. The US navy is on a different level to anyone else.
I'd like to confidently place our navy on second place. It's shamefully depleted, but what we have is top class. I suppose honorable mention should go to the French, who are probably tied with us, though.
>>71847633
What the hell did I just watch?
ITT:
Americans channelling jealousy of our right-wing government into a misplaced Freudian outburst because they are struggling to internally deal with Hillary Clinton as their next President.
>>71847323
what is that thing covered in bacon?
>>71847633
Because all Muslims must name their firstborn son Mohammed you fucking retard.
>>71847775
I just ran through all the primary results, and Trump beats hillary by a few million votes, and the remaining states are mostly republican voters, except Cali, but Cali is actually leaning Trump hard this time.
Trump won
>>71846451
wifi police? the fuck is this?
>>71847799
Baked potato
>>71847913
>>71847902
Good to hear. MAGA you cheeky cunts.
>>71845287
so envious, of the kid mostly, but also the dad
>>71846976
if this were a burger thread though...
By Jove, it's like another Tea Party!
Shut it down!
DELETE THIS THREAD!!!11
>>71848017
>Oh Fuck! He beat me in an argument! Better post a middle eastern Webm/pic and then call it Britain!
>>71848017
Those guys they executed met their end well. I can only hope they were executed for being Christians and are in glory with the Lord right now.
>>71845946
How do the aircraft take off from the left carrier if there's no ramp?
>>71847902
Califag here
We're breddy reddy to Make America Great Again™
Talked to lots of Trump voters, but my mother's a #zodiacmaniac
>>71848150
>>71848191
Sheer force...
>>71847675
smashing the Patriarchy one surgically removed penis at a time, even our military are showing us the way. How can America even compete?
>>71848191
By getting sufficient speed from the big, long deck.
>>71847158
bullpup? jesus
>>71848252
>bristol
Pretty sure that's London you retard
>>71848191
There is a cable system that literally just propels the jets forward fast enough for them to take off
>>71848191
I don't know for sure, but first of all it's longer, so the jets can probably pick up more speed, plus, I know some carriers have cables that essentially slingshot the jets into the air.
>>71848279
your service rifle is a bullpup too lad
The AUG is based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n730FWycrTY
>>71847647
shocking, I hear they use plastics in some kind of sugary
>>71848206
>>71847902
>>71848007
He's not going to win, it's just so obvious. You won't listen though.
>>71845946
>Needing a ramp
Loving every laugh.
>>71845499
Lets be honest about britania for a moment. You guys up until recently have been absolutely brilliant. You are the grand parent that the world needed to gain the traction that led to marvelous advancements in science, tactics, literature, mathematics, conquest, trade, technology, and government. Look around you Britain, everything this is and ever will be is because of you.
So take my claps and respect because you've earned it.
>>71848191
steam catapults
>watched them launch a fridge off one in the gulf
>funnyasfuck.jpg
>>71848191
A burger is dangled in front of the airplane, and the massive hunger of the pilot wills the plane forward fast enough to take off
>>71845287
>>71848379
he's well on his way to get 1237 and avoiding a contested convention, what are you talking about?
>>71847777
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>>71845287
>>71848441
In fact, we originally invented jets to be attached to burgers and get them to our mouths quicker, but we couldn't get them small enough so we attached them I airplanes for now.
We're still working on Mach burgers.
>>71847731
>kid in the front isnt pulling security on the door
>entire team is pressed up directly against the wall
0/10 would not operate with
>>71848428
thanks son, you're proving yourself more than worthy of the torch we passed to you (or that you took by force) now go out and MAGA so we can bring the West back to it's former glory.
>>71848530
He won't beat Hillary. Accept it.Just let it go.
>>71848607
kek.
bring those bantz
>>71848255
1/10 made me reply
>>71848696
poor hillary, I feel sorry for her, so many fracture points, and no one to protect her, it'll be like fishy in the barrels
flawless victory
dost thou even know of her scandels?
>>71845287
>>71848428
NO. It's not Fucking over. Britannia will never die.
We've seen worse. We WILL rise again. Americans are our children who have surpassed us, but eventually, we will rejoin them in glory, we WILL take back our sovereignity, pride and REBUILD BRITANNIA.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XPHL4Q86t4
>>71848696
lol she doesn't have a chance. She has only just been beating out an old Jewish socialist who wouldn't even attack her on her emails. Just wait until she gets in the ring with Trump and he brings up the emails, Benghazi, Bill's infidelities, her travel industry corruption etc etc. That old bitch won't know what hit her.
>>71848313
>>71848331
>>71848436
>where's the joke?
>>71848259
>>71848272
>>71848441
Good posts
>>71848607
haven't you been keeping up on the news? amazon figured out how to do it with drones, you just go on amazon, put your order in, and a quadcopter flies it straight to you. It'll even hover there while you eat it.
20$ tip minimum though
>>71848337
M4/16 is shit balls sadly. WTB M14 carbines back and updated.
>>71848878
Every fibre of my being longs for it.
1st I want to see America truly get back to its greatness we all love.
2nd I want to see us cast of the yoke of political correctness and become truly British again.
>>71846827
I hate this country so fucking much. All the women are alcoholics.
Eurobros what's a nice, white, comfy, red-pilled country to move to?
>>71848878
Right on brother
>>71847323
I still don't understand why people like lobster
It takes like sea water
>>71847799
Twice baked stuffed potato. You bake it. Gut it. Mister guts with salt pepper cheese butter and.sour cream. Put.it back in the skin.top.with more cheese. Bake again 1/4 of original bake time and.sprinkle.on bacon.
>>71848878
please do Dad, it's too depressing watching you guys swirl down the toilet
https://youtu.be/wRkzsJQVSAg
>>71848406
>Not mentioning wrestling in the Pennsylvania constitution.
Nah, don'y believe it m8y
How can the rest of the world even compete?
>>71846827
This sort of thing always makes me think about a war scenario. If WWIII broke out, how would 80% of the population of any country survive? They'd be too fat.
Its quite possible Britain will have a mudslimPM in the future but the US already has a cotton picker as theirs.
Talk about the pot and kettle calling the president coon.
"White" Brits
>>71849499
I wish we had more British restaurants.
>This weapon was given to me for free from the state
>can keep it until I'm 50 years old
Stay cucked EU faggots
>>71849156
I'm sure a redpilled country would gladly welcome someone who abandoned their own.
>>71849499
You guys also smear beans on your toast.
like wtf lads.
>>71845437
No permit needed
>>71845287
>promoting degenerate culture and consumerism on ameritard children is supposed to trigger the ahmed
Did you know that laughter isn't a sign of being triggered?
>>71849611
>>71845287
Nice try.
>>71849552
>burgers are too fat for a world war
wew laddy
tfw none of the brits can fire back because they have noguns
>>71845287
What is that thing at the bottom of the grip?
Guess again
>>71849611
>>71849708
In fairness our beans are different to yours apparently
It's breddy good, especially with a bit of cheese on top
>>71849499
This *can't* be a real thing. Oh my fucking god.
>>71849861
I didn't single out Americans. Don't project like that, lardo.
>>71849904
jesus fucking christ
>>71847633
It's actually Oliver. Muhammad is #56 or something
>>71849611
Oh my sides.
>>71849608
top left and bottom right are qts though
>>71849904
>Those toes
Are you a mole man?
>>71849552
>This sort of thing always makes me think about a war scenario. If WWIII broke out, how would 80% of the population of any country survive? They'd be too fat.
Well, war means hunger. At first the fat ones are at a disadvantage but after a while the tides turn. The slim one starve to death and the fat ones have enough energy saved in their fat that they win the war.
>>71849934
When im in Bongland this summer I will try it.
>>71849681
Why would you care about modern Britain unless you're a good goy?
>>71849020
Can someone explain what tv licesnses are, why do you need them, what do they do etc?
>>71850080
I think there's hope. Small steps laddie. First step in Operation Uncuckening: Tell the Germans to fuck off and leave the EU
>>71845946
outdated picture. the new UK aircraft carrier's are closer to the size of the one on the left. But Americas new aircraft carrier's make it look like a airfix model. So yeah cant disagree with you there mate
>British 7/10
>>71850187
Anyone who owns a TV in the UK is required to pay a fee to fund the BBC, which in turn provided about 5 channels on TV. It runs 24/7 programming and does a news website and does TV channels for other countries across the world.
If you don't pay it, you get fined.
It's become a pol meme. Americans think the £45 a year is a super high amount or something.
>>71845946
Ironic when you think we invented aircraft carriers, the steam catapult, the angled flight deck and optical landing system.
Also did the fight jet landing and take off from a carrier.
>>71850187
The telly licence is a tax of £1450,00 a year in order to use anything with a projection screen.
TV, Monitor, projector, Phone, iPod, Gameboy, Laptop, Tablet or to enter a Cinema (movie theatre).
Failure to pay results in the police with a warrant breaking into your home to seize all goods and imprisonment up to 10 years with a fine of £10,000.
>>71850297
But, what if I don't use the tv for television? Like I use a tv as a monitor for my computer.
>>71850297
It's really hard to actually get fined too, if you tell them to fuck off they leave you alone
>>71849156
>All the women are alcoholics.
no wonder dealing with give-ups like you.
strap your bollocks back on and make your country great
MBGA MAKE BRITAIN GREAT AGAIN
![rhm[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ed6eJ0X.jpg "rhm[1].jpg")
>>71849904
id recognise those toes anywhere uncle jessy
>>71850247
BEADY LASS M8 I TELL YA I'D FOOK HER RIGHT IN 'ER CUNT HARD LIKESAY WOULDN'T EVEN NEED A PINT TO GET THE JOB DOON, THAT LASS IS A STRAIGHT FOX I TELL YA
>>71850187
Every year, you have to pay for a license for the right to use your TV. You still have to pay for cable and other stuff. It's like if you had to pay a yearly refrigerator tax or a yearly toilet tax.
The funds collected from TV licenses are used to fund the BBC, so that's one small positive I guess. It's still hilarious to have to pay for a TV license.
Some people pirate their television and circumvent whatever mechanisms are in place to prevent people without TV licenses from watching TV, and they're hit with huge fines - up to 1000 pounds.
>>71850027
triggered. Not gonna claim Brits are particularly brave but we ain't the ones open carrying guns because we're pussies who can't maintain principles like trust and respect in our society.
>>71845287
Fancy a Kinder Egg, Barack?
>>71847675
>>71850398
Then you don't pay a fee.
Remember that pol memes are always massively overdone.
It's literally a non-issue in the UK.
It's a tiny fee everyone pays for because everyone uses the BBC. The only people who care are burgers.
>>71850438
that picture made me laugh
>>71850438
teeth not visible
>cannot confirm Britishness
>>71850080
So to oppose the Jew you flee your country like a coward and leave it to its fate?
>>71850394
Jesus. £1450 a year to use what, at least for me, doesn't cost that much to buy once? How the fuck do they justify that to the citizens
>>71847701
Nobody knows what you're saying Vlad.
>>71849999
No need to verify that...non repeating numbers has spoken
>>71850247
>he posts a singer who wipes the floor with anything of American "culture"
>thinks sense of superiority is triggering
>>71850297
>>71850187
We have the same thing in Switzerland. If you have radio and tv at home you need to pay 450 CHF (just for owning it) per year.
But we will have a referendum soon about it because many people are tired of the leftist propaganda
>>71850481
Who needs trust when there is a good chance everyone is armed? An armed society is a polite society.
>>71850599
it's £145
>>71850599
How else do you expect us to watch the Queens speech every morning, Mr Bean, Monty Python and Benny Hill?
Next you will be asking about penis inspection day and saying how its wrong (spoiler, it isn't, its health and safety).
>>71848252
seems like there would be more blood in the water..
>>71850710
you missed a zero off mate ... trust me
>>71848579
What the fuck am I looking at?
>>71850648
Ya know, america used to have a lot of worthless taxes like that. We did something about it, The Declaration of Independence.
>>71846827
>Netherlands average 25-26
What fucking bullshit is this? We are one of the healthiest countries in Europe.
>>71850479
almost, the only thing you need a license for is watching live broadcasts
>>71850767
No, he didn't.
http://www.tvlicensing.co.uk/check-if-you-need-one/topics/tv-licence-types-and-costs-top2
>>71850247
Wow, 3 perfect front teeth.
Anyone here have the Guinness world records organisation phone number ?
>>71850771
But you're still paying more taxes than we do in Switzerland. What went wrong in your """declaration of independence""" ?
>>71850769
"cat" boxing...It's SUPER annoying if you really don't want to hurt the person, but if you want to hurt the person its a good way to get tortured before killed.....
>>71850485
>m-muh kinder eggs
>>71850769
A bunch of SAS soldiers in training.
>>71850864
fucking thick twat, the art of British winding up as been lost here.
>>71850438
you now realise this is a stuffed person, he volunteered his body for taxidermy.
>>71850067
it's a classic for a reason senpai. A little grated cheddar cheese and some pepper makes even the simplest beans on toast fantastic
>>71850875
You don't have blacks, mexicans on welfare and our armed forces isn't even comparable. I like you Swiss tho, when yurop falls apart I hope you guys can all hide in the alps and live.
>>71850962
Topkek.
Better than your shithole country.
I went to Vilnius in February. Literally the shittest capital I've ever been to. You fucks can't even get any tourist attractions. Explains why you cuck yourselves out to Mommy Merkel more and more.
>>71851042
Kill yourself. You're clearly new to the internet if you've just found out sarcasm doesn't convey on the internet.
>>71850599
He's joking you plonker
>>71850962
Your country is a suburb of Kaliningrad. Your sister is a prostitute in London at £100 per hour. Your father cleans toilets in Germany.
>>71851132
>calls me new
>doesn't understand the concept of bait
Wish it was tomorrow night so you were in bed for school in the morning and I'd have been misinforming the burgers.
For a start off all information on the TV licence posted here has been wrong, you don't need one for having a telly, you need one if you want to watch or record live broadcasts, not for anything else.
You're the type of muppet that would let them in your house.
>>71851183
fucking hell a brain at last
>>71851279
fuckin savage mate did he deserve that?
>>71849708
Haricot beans cooked in a savory tomato jus is considered a delicacy in my country.
>>71850416
This
>>71851279
>Shariastan talking shit
Your sister get's fucked muslims FOR FREE. Your father watches as your mother is being fucked by Tyrone.
>>71851932
You seem a little upset lad,can't handle the bants?
>>71851132
>Britain
>talking about cucking
Oh the irony
>>71851932
These threads always start out as great banter and end up as bad natured insult matches.
Calm down anon. For fucks sake.
>>71852084
>your sister's a prostitute lmao
>banter back
>c-can't handle the bantz
>>71852324
Lithuania why'd you stop being paegan, you had some crazy as fuck gods?
>>71845287
It seems British girls like immigrants a LOT
>>71852516
Because of Teutons. Fucking German scum ruin everything.
>>71852538
Well she had to choose between a Norwegian and an African.
Not a hard decision really. ;)
>>71852538
t. most irrelevant nation on earth
>>71852538
Almost ALL fucking Women do, Women are Weak and aren't Loyal to the Tribe. There are Exceptions, but most are Cucks.
>>71851932
A toilet cleaner in the UK gets paid more than a fucking theoretical physicist in your shithole of a country.
>>71852717
>she had to choose between a Norwegian and an African
Because she would never choose a British guy... :D
>>71852764
Don't they have oil? I figured some shit in micronesia would be the most irrelevant. Let's be real here tho, what country has fallen the most from grace? Is there anything sadder than the fall of the "British empire"?
Returning on topic, this triggered me earlier
Google doodle celebrating St George's Day
>Shakespeare is an arab
>Half of the doodles are black
>The other half are arabs
>>71852764
Hey, we are supposed to trigger BRITS in this thread GOD DÆMN
>>71849653
I'm legitimately jelly, those rifles (even the Chilean copy) are like $3500 CAD and up
>>71852538
http://speisa.com/modules/articles/index.php/item.2223/the-cross-has-to-go-before-the-asylum-seekers-arrive.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QRZ-gcG4Es
>>71846827
That's why brit women have the biggest tits in the world.. it's mostly fat
>>71852770
Because women aren't part of a tribe, a tribe is a gang of men.
Women were seen as resources.
>>71852871
kek. You got me there. :D
>>71852871
I don't really see how Norwegians can shit talk us.
I went to Oslo in January. There were mudslimes everywhere. Literally, everywhere. It was so depressing because I had the idea that you had barely any.
>>71852980
Last I checked, Turkey lost the First World War. Britain won.
>>71852977
>will require examples of fat british tits to verify
>>71852875
The lion has not fallen, only resting.
>>71853235
Don't male lions just fucking sleep all day and do fucking nothing. No wonder you fucks are even fatter than us. Also why is your animal not even from your country, stick with the bulldog they have cute faces.
>>71853168
>Britain won.
did it really
>>71845437
bin it
>>71853462
Tears rolling down my face here mate, make it stop.
>>71853400
>why is your animal not even from your country
Google Scotland's national animal, mate.
>>71853462
It was WWII that cucked us desu, our empire was actually at its greatest extent in 1919-1922
>>71845946
>>71853103
I don't want to "shit talk" Brits really, those I've met have been awesome and I love the UK as a whole - just tried to trigger you guys.
Worked.
>>71853863
Don't worry, Norway. I love you guys.
>>71853776
Tactical requirement old boy.
>all British pilots have massive cock and balls; consequently all our aircraft are 'front-heavy', and we need a ramp to launch.
Are you not aware of Her Majesty The Queen's 1st Air Wing, Large Testicle Group?
Wow, the ignorance.
>>71845287
>Americucks think we get triggered when they constantly die in mass shootings
>>71848263
>>71847762
Honestly, I feel for you guys.
>>71850419
They've always been like that. Even back in the days of empire they were drunkards.
>>71850598
I'm not going anywhere yet. I just take a very pessimistic view of the country's future. Even Enoch Powell couldn't change the trajectory.
>>71854312
chin up mate, it's always darkest before the dawn.
>>71854216
>as opposed to getting raped by muzzies because youre defenseless
Top cuck
>>71854216
Rather get shot than raped by a Muslim
#ShariaForUK
>>71846094
I wish she'd cover up more.
