Why do other Germans hate Bavaria?
Because there isn't a prussia to hate anymore
>>71842602
Because they are faggot Protestants or Post-Protestant atheists
>>71842602
Too based for them to handle
>>71842602
Lul the Pope lics the feet of niggers.
>>71842602
Jealousy.
Bavaria is one of three countries who actually generate money for the state to spend, and they damn well know they are. If someone's taking all your money on Achmeds and hookers, wouldn't you be pissed?
>>71842602
What are you talking about?
>>71842602
because bavaria is haram
>>71843316
Bavarians are based Catholics dumbass
>>71843719
NIGGER FEET!
>>71843719
I think he's talking about the north Germans, friendo.
>>71842602
My german teacher in college last year said it was their Detroit, he was from Lepzig so I'm kinda inclined to believe him
>>71843933
Wait, he said that all of Bavaria was like Detroit?
>>71842602
because they are the Texas of Germany.
it isn't hate, they likely just get annoyed by everyone else conflating Bavarian culture with all German culture.
>>71842602
I think south and north germans are quite different culturally. Northern germans are tall blonde and blue eyed and the southern ones look like italian.
>>71844066
Parts of it? I guess he meant it was more like Michigan and there were Detroit like cities
>>71842602
1. bavarians are hypocrats. last 30years they leech from the system and when its time to pay-into, they complain!
2. they are so damn arrogant
3. they want to separate from the rest coz of reason1
4. shitty politicians, even worse then the rest, eg stoiber(dumbfuck) and strauß(corrupt)
>>71844269
top kek your teacher either lied to you or is a fucking retard. Bavaria is amazing
>>71843833
bavaria is superhypocrat catholic
the further north you go the more protestant
>>71842602
Bavarians are good.
they hate us cause they ain't us
>In recenet polls, if Bavaria becomes independant from Germany, 77% of Bavarians would want a HM's Gov't with the Duke of Bavaria as King
How cucked can Germany get, and how much more based can Bavaria be?
We need to start threads and help boost the Bavarian Independence Movement.
The slavic rape babies cant handle the lederhosen
>>71844404
>2. they are so damn arrogant
This mainly. First time in munich i got yelled at very aggressively by an old bavarian because i used a non-bavarian term to order something. This was at the main train station where thousand of tourists arrive every day. This asswipe knew exactly what i wanted and that i wasn't from there, he just enjoyed shouting at non-bavarians because they don't know their stupid regional slang.
I was shocked to say the least.
>>71845978
If Bavaria would want to be independent country they should ask Poland for a protection. We'd gladly accept them as another województwo. They'd still be bavaria but they'd pay taxes to Polish gov instead of cucked german + we'd kick out all muzzies.
>>71842602
It's social envy.
Bavaria is awesome af.
>>71846246
You sound like giant faggot. Meister Eder was right to tell you off
>>71844404
>hypocrats
The school system outside of Bavaria appears to be atrocious.
>>71845715
so is Munich safe?
>>71845715
East>Bavaria
>>71846246
>words hurt me. MUH SAFE SPACE!!!!!
lmao
>>71842602
Protestantism and a hatred of the more successful Hapsburg Empire.
>>71846253
lel
Is Bavaria some kind of we wuz histoical clays nshit kand too?
>>71844404
Literally every single one of our politicians is corrupt.
>>71846462
This post is soaked in the tears of yet another unemployed, illiterate underachiever from East Germany shaking his tiny fist in impotent internet rage.
>>71846455
Safer than the northgerman Shitcities.
Everything above the Weißwurstäquator is shit.
Bavarians are the savage barbarians who attacked Rome
>>71846691
>Bavarians are the savage barbarians who attacked Rome
Look, everyone needs a hobby.
>>71846510
Nope, but who says borders can't change anymore.
>>71842602
because of their subhuman language
>>71846455
Yes because Bavarian police is one of the best in the West but also rather strict especially in the customs department.
Even with Oktoberfest and "refugee crisis" they managed to pull of the annual security conference international big shots attend last year
>>71846691
Thats what happens when Mario spits on the Pizza
The biggest reason probably is soccer, or rather Bayern München which is pretty easy to hate for various reasons. Besides that bavarians have a shitty dialect and germans hat to be confused with those leatherpants wearing mongs on bavarian postcards.
>>71846939
Bavarian is the most popular dialect in Germany, least popular is Saxon followed by Swabian.
Why isn't Austria and Germany the same country? East and West Germany reunited, why not South Germany?
>>71846494
Were i come from it's not normal to be shouted at at 150 dB while almost getting punched in the face when politely asking for something, Kevin. I'm sorry that your always drunk father who molested you had to serve as your role model for everything.
>>71846421
Get into your Lederhosn and gently slide some Weißwurst into your anus or whatever you clowns do on saturdays.
>>71846819
>because of their subhuman language
Nothing compared to the atrocity of the East German dialect. At least the Bavarian dialect has a deep sound to it
>>71846618
You already told me this yesterday.
>>71846740
True
>>71843719
>reading comprehension
>>71846720
>>71846896
They did say you guys were jollier than north sea germans
:3
>>71847039
>people YELLED at me and it was SO LOUD and i CRAPPED MY PANTS and those were my GOOD pants and now i have LITERALLY NO PANTS, waaaaah, waaaaaah
:^)
>>71847039
>or whatever you clowns do on saturdays.
Bavarians usually work to support the rest of the parasites that call themselves german
I hop di vei voi Liab!
>>71846441
Yes, School system in bavaria and bawü >>> rest. Learned that first hand when moving to uni in bawü to study physics. What these people already knew was astonishing... And then I did tutoring of kids to earn some money on the side and the 8th grade math was nearly on the level of the 10th grade math I did in Hessen....
>>71847215
Noice :^)
>>71847080
I wouldn't mind fighting with you Hans, but these days we should fight together against shitskins.
>>71847194
And yet here you are, dicking around on /pol/.
P.S.: nobody gives a fuck.
>>71847135
Yawn, such low energy bait.
>>71842602
it's like how the liberal loser brother (north germany) hates the conservative successful brother(bavaria) who has a hot wife.
>>71846999
>what were the world wars
>>71847384
Bavaria is only succesful because the other states pumped them full with $
>>71847369
>And yet here you are, dicking around on /pol/.
its almost 10pm
>P.S.: nobody gives a fuck.
parasite logic
>>71847287
This is how I felt when I spent an entire school year at an American school two years ago.
>>71847369
Please take great care not to raise your voice around this guy or it's time for him to change is underwear again.
>>71845715
that's a pretty castle, what is it?
>>71842602
Bavaria is pretty much our Texas I guess. Used to be rural backwater; became an economic success story; still maintains conservative values and votes accordingly, the state capital being a liberal shithole notwithstanding; still maintains a strong regional identity.
So basically "success breeds jealousy" meets the "evil conservative" meme. Coming from the North, I can only spill tears over Prussia's grave and feel envy at the Bavarians whose traditional culture and sense of pride wasn't utterly obliterated in the aftermath of WWII.
>>71847467
In what sense? The US school was harder, they were better educated? Because if this was the case, than it is the first time ever hearing of this.
People going there, either school or uni, come back saying their difficulty level was laughable and could party all day...
>>71846253
Bavaria alone is wealthier than Poland. I doubt that you could influence them much
>>71847463
>its almost 10pm
It's almost time for you to fuck off. And my state is green to in your cute chart, dickwipe.
>>71847609
No, it was exactly the opposite, they were far behind regarding the curriculum and exams were a joke.
The people there were great tho, really fun to be around with a few exceptions.
History, at least to some degree. It isn't that apparant anymore (apart from maybe football), but there used to be larger rivalries between german regions.
>>71847658
>And my state is green to in your cute chart, dickwipe.
Sure thing faggot. Thats why you are throwing a fit right?
>>71847609
If he went to an Ivy League or MIT or something I could see it.
>>71843456
bavaria
hamburg
and two others i think
>>71843316
>American education
Wozu ist Bayern eigentlich nütze?
- Sie sprechen nicht unsere Sprache
- Sie haben das Volk verraten, um Königreich werden zu können
- Sie haben schlechtes Bier
- Sie haben eine Kultur die noch homoerotischer ist als ganz Köln: Mooshammer, Sedlmayr, Lahm, Ludwig Zwo - allesamt Schwutten
- Sie stehen für eine Kultur der Hochnäsigkeit und der als kulturelles Brauchtum gepflegten Abartigkeit bei gleichzeitig maximaler Unterschichtigkeit wie Oktoberfest, BMW, Adidas, Lederhosen
- Sie biedern sich maximal bei den derzeitigen Besatzern an, wie sie es auch schon bei Napoleon taten
- Sie sind genetisch keine Deutschen sondern haben keltische Beimischungen wie die Franzosen und Engländer, was auch ihre Affinität zur Unterwerfung und Anbiederung an Besatzer wiederspiegelt
- Ihre Landespolitiker sind noch korrupter und verkommener als die Bundesregierung
Bayern sollte schnellstens eine Atombombe drauf abgeworfen werden!
>>71846720
Holy shit lmao. First semi funny German posts I've ever seen on pol.
>>71847748
We don't have the same lust for wörk that Germans do. But we make it work
>>71847080
>memeland
Jealousy.
>>71847748
Ok at least your experience matches with all the reports I´ve heard. Especialy Uni education (mostly STEM related) seems to be way more diffuculty and/or time consuming in germany than in most other countries. Friends that went to britain, france, sweden, finland, italy and the US all said the same: very easy, lots of partying and sometimes you´d get twice the credit points for the "same" lectures. Only swiss unis seemed to be on the same level.
>>71847978
I won't lie, I collect these like trophies.
>>71847823
I just hate bavarians. Everyone does.
>>71848122
>Everyone does
The world loves us. If you slavic rape babies dont thats ok
>>71846997
disgusting dialect. barzi
they put extra sugar in the mustard. who else like sweet mustard? the only reason to do so, is to give the tasteless weisswurst (white sausage) at least some hint of a taste. even if it doenst taste like sausage or mustard...
>>71848011
I wasn't trying to bash you in general, just the public education system. Your private schools are amazing, though. And nothing beats your Ivy League unis.
>>71847539
neu schwanstein
>>71848219
Sure thing. Ask anyone from anywhere else here which Bundesland they dislike the most, and most will answer Bayern. You are faggots who are unable to speak proper Hochdeutsch.
>>71845715
implying that bwü doesn't build better cars
>>71847080
if we could buy those it would be ok
but killing other whites who didnt attack us first would be wrong
>>71848219
>slavic rape babies
That's some meta shitposting right there, m80. Good lordy.
>>71848350
This is what an American must feel like when his country is criticized by a guy from a much inferior nation.
>>71848037
I thought the Swiss had a good education system?
Servus
The jealousy and hate other German have about Bavaria is one of the funniest things I learned here.
I lived there for 5 years, and Bavaria by far was the best part of the country.
When people think of Germany they picture Bavaria, and Bavarian culture and it beautiful little villages.
They were very friendly and fun people, good food great beer, clean cities, loved it there.
>>71848380
>whites
Almost got me there
>>71847845
Yeah can´t imagine being the "elite" unis harder, just more expensive. I´m in one of germanys "elite" unis (doing phd, so also tutoring students) and the shit i´ve seen. Students from all kinds of countries.... the horror stories with these people.
Right now we have an "chinese elite" student coming from their best uni, is doing his bachelor thesis in our group and will then leave for the Yale university which he already has a scholarship for already. This guy is absolutely clueless, can barely understand nor speak english. If these are the "best elite" students others have to offer then I can see why germany was best before WW1, recovered so fast under hitler (technological wise) and was again better than the rest of europe 10 years after WW2. Wtf are the other countries doing?
>>71848350
>You are faggots who are unable to speak proper Hochdeutsch.
The dialect of pretentious faggots and whiners like yourself? Nah we bavarian prefer to keep it real
>>71848380
>if we could buy those it would be ok
Fuck no.
Do you know how much we sunk into just trying to make the east work out? And that was actually germans, not slavs inhabiting former german territories.
Even our treasury isn't bottomless.
>>71848423
Disregard my lack of reading comprehension
>>71848423
They do, actually everything ranges from decent to awesome in Switzerland. If the Swiss weren't such bitter cunts about everything all the time it'd be the perfect country to live in.
>>71848419
Sure, if that thought makes you feel better about yourself
>>71848423
Yeah that´s what i wrote. Switerland seemed to be on par with germany (uni education wise) while the other countries seem to be easier/less time consuming.
>>71842602
basically from what I got they were poor Catholic rednecks until after WW2, when they exploited new situation to industrialize, so now they have superiority complex
>>71848419
u r gud at dis trollin think :DDD
screenshit dis 4 ur trofy box :DDDD
do not shout @ me or i poopy me pants DDDD:
>>71846246
Du kommst nicht zufällig aus Berlin ?
>>71848469
we can always expell the people after purchasing the land
>>71848360
100% agreed
most bmw´s are driven here by roaches...
>>71848469
>Do you know how much we sunk into just trying to make the east work out?
And they still have the gall to bitch about everything.
East Germans our our version of welfare niggers.
>>71848464
We have plenty of Chinese at my university too. They literally cannot speak or write English, they cut their hair in the bathrooms, they leave cigarette butts all over the dorm hallways. They're scum, all of them
>>71848616
they drive some old ass model most of the time though and think that they are king because they drive a german car
Bavaria is the only good part of Germany.
>>71848564
Munich used to be an important cultural center before WW2 as well, the kings of Bavaria had used the money from the salt trade well. And quite a few towns were significantly developed.
But the cities didn't make the country, and most of the country was in fact backwater catholic farmland. Even after WW2, it took decades of using money from the rest of the country to built up the economy it has now.
But it did. It's the only such success story that I know of, switching from a recieving to a giving country in the inter-state financial exchange.
>>71848632
they are also the people that hate actual niggers and communism the most
they just need to do some eugenics and they willl be fine
>>71848591
>Berlin
lol
olo
lol
>>71846999
t. Habsburg pro
>>71848714
what?
no
they allways have the newest modell on some kind of lease that shlomo got them
>>71848760
>they are also the people that hate actual niggers and communism the most
That's because they see them as competitors for welfare money, like two whores fighting over the same guy.
>>71848832
Here they certainly don't. It's all just old models.
>>71842602
Because I'm a superior Swabian.
Mercedes > piece of shit on wheels BMW
>>71848641
I agree, the chinese people are scum most of the time. I´ve met one chinese phd student that also did his master degree here and is now in germany for around 5 years. He is the only "westernized" decent chinese guy i´ve ever met. Right now we also have a japanese phd student. He is way more civilized but also has problems with english, but not as bad as the chinese guy.
>>71842602
Everything north of Bavaria is degenerate. They are just jealous faggots
Question, are Germans from Nordrhein-Westfalen supposed to be fucking gay? Because there's a small mob of transfer students in my university from there and they're all flaming lefty pinko trash. I want to cave in their skulls with a boulder every time they open their mouths
>>71849164
Cologne is in NRW, which is the gay capital of Germany. Berlin is catching up fast, tho.
>>71849164
Are they by any chance from Cologne?
>>71849115
>Everything north of Bavaria is degenerate
I was about to write the same fellow Alps master race
>>71849237
>>71849115
I'd say everything above the Danube is useless.
Rhineland>>>anywhere else
>>71848564
RARE
A
R
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>>71849164
NRW-Anon here, yes NRW is cucked as fuck.
>>71849387
Indeed, but we do have verry big problems with cucks at the moment.
>>71849387
t. Mohammed ibn Abdul ibn Abdullah
ITT: jealous preissn.
looking forward to maifest at university, digging my new lederhosn.
>>71849227
>>71849226
Yeah, I believe so. A few came over to a house party I had in my family's cabin in the woods and when they weren't complaining about how isolated and desolate the region was (Beautiful New England, the garbage how dare they) they were passive aggressively trying to shit on me for keeping a rifle in a gun cabinet (yeah fuck me having a gun in the fucking woods right?). I thought meeting people from another country would be pretty fun but it was just a mess. I'm sure not all Germans are like that, though.
t. Mannheimer
>>71849641
Cologne is degeneracy central. I'm not surprised. Sounds just like them.
>>71842602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuDtACzKGRs
>>71845978
I was surprised that Horst Seehofer didn't even threat Merkel with Bavarian independence during the refugee crisis.
>>71849641
Sounds much like some degenerates from a big city, like >>71849726
said it seems to be Cologne.
>>71848881
It is a mix of both.
Old turks who worked in the steel industry and coal mining are driving mostly Benz (E). 2000- Current year. The reason is, the comfyness of the E-Klasse and also having a "Stern"
Younger people are stick to 3er (1996~2008). Most of them are driving really shitty. They "drift" and do a lot of noise.
>>71849494
Northern RLP here, we more or less have the same problem, but at least in the smaller Villages it is fine
>>71849641
If they were uni students then most of them are liberal cancer. Especially from Cologne, it´s like living super aids.
this is the you only had to listen of germany
>>71849785
What the fuck?
>>71849980
PUTSCH WANN?
WER/LIPPE/HIER?
>>71847432
Well why would they? Austria is its own unique country with a long and interesting history. The two countries may speak the same language and they may share some cultural ties but that's hardly a reason for Austria to just shrug off it's status as a nation state.
>>71844404
>>71846246
>>71846691
>>71846819
>>71847970
>>71848122
>>71848221
>>71848898
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>>71849641
>tell them Düsseldorf is much better than Cologne
>brace for impact
On a somewhat differnt note, anyone else hoping that Schäuble replaces Gauck as Bundespräsident? He is the best canidate with reasonable chances I can think of.
>>71850230
Zwiebeltopfanon?
Bist du es?
>>71848435
So jealous you lived there that long. I'll be going back to Munich in July for the third time in a year, really wish I could just stay one of these times.
Actually us Bavarians hate the rest of the germany since they're liberal and race traitors.
Bavarians are the last of the real Germans. We are mostly conservative too and anti-migration.
>>71849872
well he did threaten to sue her. keep in mind that the csu is part of the government so thats a pretty harsh thing to threaten with. to a certain point its seehofer rhetoric. but I love this fucking guy, he puts bavaria first.
>>71845715
Been to Germany and I loved Bavaria the most of the provinces.
>>71846997
I'm from Saxony and I acknowledge that our dialect is fucking disgusting but in my opinion the Bavarians are fucking worse. Berlinerisch is most based tbqh.
>>71850196
That didn't stop them from uniting with Germany before. Austrian and German being two seperate things is a very recent phenomenon. If you asked some Austrian in Innsbruck in 1899 if he was German or Austrian he would look at you funny, since the answer to both those questions would be "yes" in his mind.
>>71850623
>I'm from Saxony
Opinion discared.
>>71850623
>Berlinerisch
I am going to punch ever faggot that says Icke in the fucking face
>>71847964
Bayern
Hessen
Baden Würtemberg
Idiot.
>>71850230
>>71850623
>Saxony
Gute Infanterie
Heil Hitler
>>71850759
Heil ihn doch selber, du Schluchtenmissgeburt.
>>71850349
I lived there from age 18 to 23, went to most major cities, Munich was great. I was in Northern Bavaria by the Czech border.
>>71850281
Lel, will do. I just hate them so much. They all love Bernie Sanders even though they're not even American, too. At least the Croatian transfer students are cool. The limeys too, when they aren't getting sloshed at 11 in the morning
>>71850802
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYW71qC8yAY
>>71850689
Dat isens misch so ejal wat der Berlen für ne Scheße labert.
(spoiler)Icke(/spoiler)
>>71850708
>Baden
BADEN
A
D
E
N
can you germans be mercifull to the estonians living here on the day of the rope?
>>71847968
>>71843719
I believe he was referring to the other Germans that hate Bavarians being that, not the actual Bavarians.
>>71850759
>Heil Hitler
Warum, isser krank?
>>71846999
Because they did not want to:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bavarian_People's_Uprising
The Bavarian peasants were duly slaughtered, but plans for an annexation had to be abandoned.
>>71842602
>Ragnar Schmuck
Because they have a legitimate claim to independence, everyone knows it and now that their industry has been set up and financed by their northern masters they wish to secede.
>>71844404
>>71846246
Please kill yourselves.
>>71848632
You too you fucking seasonal worker. The east was set up as a cheap and labour force and it goes without saying that we don't make second class citizens out of our own. Nothing your kind would understand.
>>71849226
Berlin sure is contesting Cologes title. Thing is one would think muslims would make it less gay right?
Couldn't be further from the truth...
>>71850708
on wikipedia it says that hamburg is also a net-contributor
>>71846740
PRUSSIA WILLLLLLLLL RISE!!!
>>71851011
Wenn schon herzlichen Glückwunsch nachträglich.
>>71846253
lol wut, Bavaria is as rich as Poland, fuck off
>>71850980
We don´t care about the slavs in a negative way. We want the shitskins gone and make peace/alliance with russia and everything east of germany. Germanys technology together with russian resources will make all of europe great again. Most germans don´t even know that there is a difference between "germanics" and "slavs", people just say "he/she looks russian".
>>71850882
>>71851155
>russian resources
>>71850950
Karlsruhe is a beautiful city. My great-grandfather served as a US Consul there, and his father was born there before migrating to America.
>>71850882
>Ein furzgemütliches Balkan Nest mit teilweise deutschsprachigen Ortsschildern
Better then being a cucked nation of cucks getting cucked two time for wars you own cucks weren't responsible for.
>>71843933
>>71844269
Bavaria is best germany, your teacher was a kike
>>71847080
Still want to lose some other clay Hanz?
>>71851407
You can have the east back for free, no strings attached
>>71851315
Btw, Belgian beer is criminally underrated.
>>71843933
what kind of detroit?
the nignog one or the one from the past?
Teile und hersche funktioniert mal wieder super...
>>71851277
>that monstrously oversimplified and inaccurate 30 years war depiction
Are you trying to trigger my autism?
>>71851253
What are you on about? Are you implying russia does not have major oil and gas resources (which they are already selling to us) together with lots of natural resources to the east that are not yet extracted? Their country is fucking huge and lack the technology/money to get the resources that are "hidden" by permafrost.
>>71851466
What
No, it's not. It's always rated highly.
I'm not saying it's bad, but it's not underrated.
>>71851407
Can we maybe lose the northern half, please?
>>71851511
Russian resources do not belong to Russia.
>>71851263
Come to the Schwarzwald (Black Forest), make sure to try Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte (the most amazing cherry cake ever invented), and the world's finest beer, Rothaus Tannenzäpfle. Truly, Baden is the greatest place in the universe.
>>71851461
>>71851633
Okay i'll send the message to Poland, they still have some Casus Belli on Berlin.
>>71842602
Because Bavaria is superior.
>>71851277
>>71851721
>Poland
Ah yes, the Plunger Brigade.
I'm impressed :^)
>>71851649
I don't get it
whom do they belong to?
murrica?
or whom are you in debt to
>>71851802
>this is what Bayernpeasants actually believe
>>71851080
Hamburg is in debt afaik, just like all other city-states. It's Hessen, BaWü and bayern.
>>71842602
I have no idea why they don't like them, i go there every year almost and Bavarians are great people.
>>71851511
The only natural resources that still matter are rare earths. Oil and gas will be almost worthless soon.
>>71851076
>tell the internets i got yelled at for no reason
>get yelled at again on the internets
>5 Brötchen, bitte, mein Herr
>DES HOAßT FOANF SEMMELNS BIÖÖÖTE SACREDIFIX HERRRGOTNOCHONS SAUPREIßN REEEEEEEE
Next time i'm going to use the wrong terms on purpose just to trigger you faggots. Hopefully one of your old farts is going to get a heart attack and die.
>>71851011
Kekd
>>71851891
in debt as fuck?
yes
still paying into the finanzausgleich though
>>71842602
Success breeds contempt and jealousy.
>>71851836
The beneficiars are the Europeans.
You're are a European and a german.You can't understand the Russian economical model if you don't dive into it for a while, because it's an absolute schizophrenia.
>>71851913
Same reason you don't like us.
>>71852001
Yep. HH was set to be a recieving country until the reunification, afterwards the comparative difference stopped that. It's seriously slipped lately, though. Last few years had only minor payments, and even fell into recipient territory for a year.
>>71851943
What would your definition of "soon" be? I can see them still being relevant for the next 30-40 years. Lots of time to make europe great again with an alliance with russia.
>>71851847
Obviously not him, but I lived there for years and in my totally non biases opinion Bavaria is by far the best
>>71852195
Gas, sure. Unless we magically invent Fusion in the next decade. Oil on the other hand is on it`s way out, fast.
>>71850623
Pott > alles
>>71851263
my gf moved to karlsruhe, i love it there, not too big not too small and nice old buildings everywhere, but the traffic is aweful atm.
>>71852142
I don't know anybody that genuinely dislikes Germans.
>>71852195
Oil demand has peaked. It will never stop declining. Efficiency will rise further, until all oil and gas exporting companies will sell their shit for peanuts. Russia is in a deep social crisis because of the low oil prices already. To be perfectly honest, we don't need them.
>>71852306
What other German countries have you been to, though?
>>71851155
>Germanys technology together with russian resources will make all of europe great again
t.ivan on vacation
>>71852358
> fusion
Nigger, there's nothing wrong with current year nuclear power. It's pretty fucking EBIN
>>71852486
>What other German countries have you been to, though?
>German countries
Like Austria and Switzerland? I have been to both of them.
I have been to most German states, I was there for 5 years, and had a lot of time off.
>>71850882
Stay jelaous Germancuck. You're a fucking degenerated nation of subhumans. At least you'll die out soon.
>>71852522
Hello, self-hating liberal. If you want to put memes aside, Germanics have nothing against Russia and we do love your cheap resources and would much rather buy them from you than some shitskin.
Now off to the mines with you.
>>71850330
>Schäuble
You mean after going to jail for conspiring in embezzlement?
>>71850689
Nobody actually speaks like that here unless they are the local drunk. Only guy I know who can't help himself is bavarian.
>>71851127
You know Poland has more than three and a half times the population right of Bavaria or did you think BIP is per capita?
>>71851511
>(which they are already selling to us)
Checked and brace for impact when the russians divert our supplies over to China in 2017.
>>71852662
Well, you see, we still perceive ourselves as individual nations. ;__; C-come to Baden
>>71852716
>You mean after going to jail for conspiring in embezzlement?
Because that will totally ever happen.
Forget it. You'll see Hillary going to jail before that.
>>71852663
>Bitter: the post
Bavaria, secede already. Join us ;)
>>71852663
The medkit is right. Luckily there are other countries speaking german dialects.
>>71852663
t. meme country that needs to shelter tax evading millionaires in order to avoid poverty
>>71852470
That`s because he is autistic and can't tell the difference between someone who pretends to dislikes something for meme reason and genuine dislike.
>>71852605
And fucking expensive, especially after it`s running time. And storage of waste is a bitch. And nuclear plants can`t react to normal changes in demand. And big accidents, though rare, are really, really dangerours. I could go on. The green-lefitst hate for it is retarded, but it isn`t really that great either.
>>71852856
>Bavaria, secede already.
Wish we could.
>Join us ;)
I'm not sure you're aware of this, but you'd be joining us.
>>71852522
Shitpost all you want. There even was an ex-presidential advisor in the US who wrote a book around 2008 stating the an alliance of germany and russia is the #2 fear of the US (right after a civil war) due to technological and resource reasons.
>>71852863
Whoa, there's still someone alive down there?
>>71842602
Because of bavarian restaurants
Fucking Bavarians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsEH578NiWY
>>71852700
>we
Ahahah
How is it to live in 1st world and still be Russiaboo? Maybe you would return back to this shithole and shill for P*tin from a shitty Khruschevka?
>>71852663
being irrelevant must be maddening
>>71852776
I went to Bremen, Dussledorf, Koblenz and Koln, that's Baden right?
>>71852522
The germans are still stupid as hell. Started 2 world wars, lost them and, as I see nowadays, are even more stupid than everybody around them.
>>71842602
Bavaria still has culture.
they envy us
>>71853073
>>71852878
>implying offering mountain fortresses for the world's most powerful people to keep their ill gotten goods isn't the most brilliant geo-political strategy in european history
the mountain jews are fucking brilliant, that's why they still exist despite a history of having powerful, larger neighbors.
>>71853048
Man I must be going crazy. This guy used to creep me out when I first saw him ten years ago. Now I'm just like "Oh, well it's his yogurt and he can do what he wants with it".
>>71842602
cuz they have bimmers and we know that bmw`s can eat dick
only ingolstadt in my eyes
>>71853073
kek no. You´ve only seen shit, especially Bremen, Dusseldorf and cologne are liberal multi culti shitwholes.
>>71853073
Lmao
>>71852878
We're successful, that's everything what counts. Those thousands of Germans who happily clean our toilets and do other shitty jobs because they're tired of Germany proof it.
How can you even let a woman single-handedly destroy your own country? What fucking beta cunts are you?
>>71853020
No, that's Hessen, our hated neighbors up north. Baden is much cleaner and more based.
>>71852939
>le German technologies meme
Sad, but you lost all your shit. I'm sure even Russia is able to rich the same technological level as Germany if we were ruled by competent government.
>>71853232
I saw many small towns in between, what is the best city in that region?
>>71853089
Actually it will be interesting to see the Deutche sonderweg with all that refugeebros and a Polish nationalist as the Kanzler. Such postmodernism.
>>71853187
it feels for me as if hes just the friendly neighborhood creep who likes to put icecream on his peepee
>>71853246
Success without honor is like having a big dick while being afraid of women and impotent. Sure you can make other men feel inadequate in the public shower, but it's all just show, you'll always carry that uselessness with you wherever you may go.
>>71853299
>he actually believes this
>>71853299
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>71846246
kek, honestly they seem based
You should've doubled down and yelled louder instead of ''being shocked''.
Fucking women smdh
>>71852955
Ah yes. Monty Python's Fliegender Zirkus, kek.
>>71847194
This blows my mind. How come "Niedersachsen" is to the west of Sachsen-Anhalt and Sachsen?
>>71853405
>country is ruled by a woman
>woman lets in millions of niggers
>niggers rape their sisters and daughters
>doesn't do anything to stop the woman
>talks ABOUT HONOR
Holy fuck this is brilliant
>>71842602
north german (North sea coast) here.
we don't really hate bavarians, we just facepalm at their backwater ways which they never lost despite their post-ww2 economic upturn. Their cities may be cleaner or more beautiful than north german cities in the eyes of foreigners, but the north is where the cool people are. Also, its always cringy when foreigners think bavaria culture = german culture... north germans just don't shove their culture down your throat like bavarians. Just try to look more closely next time you visit the north. Don't mind the dirty streets or roaches... don't be so superficial
>>71853299
No way in hell. You're just a bunch of addicts. Do you think our government is competent?
>>71853334
In what region exactly?
Good german cities to see are: Freiburg, Konstanz, Karlsruhe, Heidelberg, Stuttgart, Munich, Regensburg, Nuremberg, Dresden, Leipzig, Augsburg.
The rest can probably fuck off.
>>71853479
Lower Saxony.
It's literally lower than regular Saxony.
