>>drink delicious kraft beers all my life because I'm an American
>>visit a Yuropeean country
>>All the beers taste like piss water
>>It's fucking room temperature beer
>>mfw some toothless dude from Bratslavstein says "OG YEAHH ZE BEIRS SOO GOOD MAN! JAJA NOT LIKE AMERICANS BAD BEER, LOL DRINKING OF A REAL MAN'S BEIR"
American beer is like having sex in a canoe... Fucking close to water.
So of course you might be shocked when it actually taste something.
>>71838769
>drink delicious pilsner pisswater entire life
>live in Ohio
>vote kasich
>post on Malaysian smoke signal bored
>catch my wife's son smoking pot
>cheats on me with Chad
>get shot
American education everyone
>>71838769
>Hey guys ameriga has the best fud :-DDD
>But I need some GM for it to be good
>But I put butter in my popcorn
>But I'm used to drinking piss so I think it's excellent
t. John Marston the Real Americon
>>71838769
I know this feel. German beer is so shit they had to institute protectionism.
>drink delicious kraft beers all my life because I'm an American
>develop a womanly physicque and imbalanced brain because of all the phitoestrogen from hops and barley
classic
>>71838769
>>71839059
>>71839097
>>71839127
>>71839287
>>71839371
>Drinking beer
>Not vodka
Pussies.
>>71838851
What's your secret?
>>71839478
>Beer
>Vodka
>Applicable to the same context, always, everywhere
Sell your car and buy a Boeing 747 then
>>71839478
And only people who drink vodka here, are underage teenagers and russians.
>>71839601
>>71839773
It honestly doesn't surprise me that Frenchmen are freaked out and scared by a drink harder than mint soda haha
>>71838769
what did you expect its full of pussies and nigger lover
>>71839895
We have a lot of stronger alchool, vodka is just the drink of underage because it has no breath smell.
>>71839895
Yeah this is what alcohol is about, showing you're a real grown-up by drinking potato juice ;)
>>71839059
>what is ommegang
>what is north coast
>what is founders
>what is waybacher
>what is wicked weed
>what is rabid duck
>what is allagash
>what is alesmith (i think)
Pleb detectef
>>71840016
>no breath smell
I knew that the men over there put perfume on, but this is on a whole new level, Christ.
what's the name of the drink that gives you this "breath smell"? Lavender Rose Petal?
>>71840235
No, by drinking something that actually requires you to have some tolerance
Not like people over there would know about that lol
First off, what?
You know we have craft beer here in germany too right?
Although im Italian, and you should drink Prosecco or fine red wine.
>>71840372
Are you stupid?
>>71838769
There are lots of things Europeans don't understand about America and they just go by memes.
There was a thread last month about Tornadoes and many Europeans really had no idea how nasty they are.
>>71840372
How does it feel to literally know nothing about alchool ?
>>71839287
>Implying all the good German Brewers didn't immigrate to America.
>>71840795
Have you ever even been to germany?
>>71839478
>LOL I'M SO HARDCORE
How to spot someone who just turned 21/is still under 21
>>71840504
At least you admit you drink to make yourself think you're a real man.
Why don't you try some pure ethanol then ?
>>71840869
No, I've never been to the Middle East.
Mead is the only acceptable drink.
>>71839127
>French thinking they know anything about American snacks like popcorn.
We got buttersalt friend, added butter is not necessary.
You niggas probably use tablesalt or some backwards shit
>>71840943
Americano understanding of geography.
Youre all niggers btw.
>>71840795
Isn't Bavaria known for its brewing? Most German Americans were Lutherans, they came from the north where brewing isn't as important. Oktoberfest in America is celebrated by Prussians and Saxons.
>>71840646
>>71840727
Reading comprehension appears to be a lacking point with you guys
>>71840901
Nah, you're just soft
>>71840933
No, that's the point. Out don't have to be a "real man" (what does that even mean in France?) to drink vodka, but you are a limp dick to stick to beer.
>>71839478
>drinking flavorless vodka and probably mixing it with cranberry juice like a teenage girl
>not drinking delicious American-made bourbon
>>71840235
Shut up froggie, you wine swilling puddle of excrement.
>>71841196
*you dont
>>71841209
Bourbon is good too t.b.h
Beer is weak watered down shite
>>71840371
If it's brewed in the US, it's likely pisswater.
>>71841209
>American made bourbon
That's redundant
If it's made outside of Kentucky it's whiskey pretending to be bourbon.
>>71840235
> grow up drinking muhamod piss
>>71841196
No one stick to beer ; the point is you can't replace it with vodka.
You don't drink vodka when waiting for a meal.
You don't drink vodka when eating the said meal.
That's degenerate alcoholic behavior.
>>71841209
Speaking of bourbon.. Went to a private tasting recently..
Got so drunk. My friend climbed on a van and fell off then was laying in the steet at 3 in the night until a taxi came.
Drove us all home, 180 kmh on the autobahn.
>>71838769
>implying craft beerd ecist for long in merica
>implying they aren't overrated
Go drink your craft shit, burger. We stick to real beer
>>71841108
Deutschebag not getting the joke.
>not drinking pure ethanol mixed with a bit of water
>>71841196
You are the one who makes a thread about beer drinking...
My girlfriend is Chinese so I literally got used to drinking the strongest commercial alchool possible (baijiu, 52-60degree in general)
>>71841398
I'll have to agree with you there.
>>71841209
>Pappy Van Winkle's
Fuck yea
It's a damn shame it's almost impossible to get right now.
>>71841525
Im Italian.
Im drinking sekt right now actually. Might have a bit of limoncello in addition.
>>71838769
I don't think you went to Deutschland fellow amerifriend
>drinking beer
>not wine
filthy plebians all of you
>>71841503
Will do m8... after drinking my way through Germany, I can safely say, good beer, but there is literally no difference in taste. I'll take the insane choices and flavors here anyday.
>>71841461
Never said anything about eating, fat ass.
I bet it's pretty common place over there to eat and drink you're "Berry Passion Fruit Twist" wine over there with every single meal
It's probably even view as a good thing over there to have a disgusting pot belly due to all the high sugary alcoholic drinks you consume over there too
You guys probably wobble around all over the place while saying "ooouui at leeeast ve er nawt like de fet E'murheecahns hon hon hon!!"
>>71840869
I don't travel to 3rd world Countries
>>71841697
Hahah però mi sveglio meglio la mattina!
>>71840016
Well, dont really know what is breath smell, but REAL vodka has a taste, and a pretty good one.
>>71840587
He is american, he doen't know it.
>>71841607
Yeah, and you're the one whining and crying like a little bitch because somebody is "being mean to you"
Haha I feel bad for your girl friend
>>71838769
>Europe
>One country
American education.
>>71841607
>strongest commercial alchool possible
Is that really the strongest you have? And is that France or the whole EU?
Strongest we have in the United States is 95.5% ethanol, although to be fair very few people drink it straight. I did have some friends who used to when they were underage. Most mix it with to make a sort of shitty punch.
>>71841751
Sure, drink your banana bread flavor beer amirite :^)
You know nothing about beer
>>71841995
Don't listen to him
American beer is shit.
>>71841828
>America telling other countries about fatness
>>71841873
Italiano? Di dove se posso chiedere?
>>71841697
/thread
>>71841873
lol!
>>71841938
Wulyangye, a baijii making company in Sichuan, was selling a special 92 degree bottle but it costs lile 250 000 euros.
only gypsies drink pure ethanol here.
>>71842106
Yup, and it's based on an actual observation from your comments, and not some weak, predictable and poorly thought out insult like yours haha
It might be hard hearing somebody telling you the truth, but you really need to cut down the sugar fats mcgee
>>71841995
I know... I know... 'it's only real bier if made by streect puriety laws'
Go to bed hans.
>drinking any form of alcohol ever
fucking degenerates
>>71841196
>Nah, you're just soft
No, you're just obviously a fucking kid
>>71842091
You have to go back, Pedro. Take your nigger modelo with you.
>>71839059
There are a hell of a lot of small breweries now making good craft beers. It's become a huge thing. It's not like it used to be.
>>71842415
>"no you're obviously a fucking kid"
Good one. Nice job junior!
Wanna give me an actual argument instead of repeating all the things around you like an echolalia-afflicted retard?
Haha
>>71841355
Having visited Belgium, Germany, and Austria, I can say without a doubt that America has by far the best variety of beer and the best quality of beer(with our microbrews). Yeah Miller and Bud and all that stuff is garbage. But the Ommegangs, the Flying Dogs, the Landsharks, and even a few of the Yuengling brews shit all over anything the entirety of the European continent has to offer.
America has bad beer is just a meme for people that pay 5-10 bucks for a bottle of Bud light at the bars.
>>71842466
I'm more American than you are, Jose
A real American acknowledges what's actually good here
And it sure as hell ain't the beer.
>>71842275
Isn't america like the fattiest country in the world or something like that?
>>71839127
>>But I put butter in my popcorn
What do you put on your popcorn? I'm curious.
>>71842108
Francoforte. Chiedere.. Perché?
>>71839059
thats so out of date.In the 90s, yeah that was true
>>71842650
It's actually Mexico.
And the other western countries around aren't too behind us
My comment pertained to him, because he brought up eating and drinking out of nowhere, most likely due to him being a fat ass who eats and drinks all the time lol
Are you fuckin stupid OP?
We can buy whatever beer we want here. Nobody who actually wants a good beer with their dinner gets a fucking Miller or coors unless they're stupid.
Also, Mexican beer is better than German beer.
German beer is notoriously shitty, and VASTLY inferior to Belgian beer.
>>71842628
We have lierally 1000 of craft beers. You know nothing, your ignorance is showing
>>71841995
German beer is good but stagnating due to strict laws.
US is the opposite, it was shit, but now its becoming great because small breweries are free to try new stuff, often fail, but produce some truly great alcohol as well.
Personal preference I guess.
>>71840943
Top kek
>>71839478
GREY GOOSE FOR DAYS BRUV
>>71841355
Visit the west coast. Best beer namely ipas come from here. And some damn delicious stouts.
Notice how there isn't a single sand nigger in here.
>Drinking flavored womens beer
Topkek
Also Kölsch>>>>Anything else
>>71842671
Perché tra 10 giorni devo andare a Norimberga con mia sorella di 12 anni a volevo sapere se fosse tranquillo
>>71838769
I don't think Europeans are aware of our craft beers. I live in Colorado so... it's like the epicenter.
>>71838769
> muh kraft beers
Nobody gives a fuck about your overpriced pisswater, burger ;)
>>71842927
Hell yeah
You said it brother!
>>71842825
1000 really isn't very much
>>71842838
>German beer is good but stagnating due to strict laws.
what laws?
the anti-beer law?
>>71842740
>My comment pertained to him, because he brought up eating and drinking out of nowhere
He's a frenchman. They feel superior over vain things.
>>71842636
Weak troll or poor bastard that lives in kansas.
>>71843124
Metaphors aren`t your strenght, are they?
>>71842628
> with our microbrews
Don't forget about your microdicks, lmao
>YOUR beer is piss!
>No YOUR beer is piss!
LISTEN THE FUCK UP
I have literally written a book on beer. 99% of all the beer consumed in ANY country is fucking piss. There is beer made in nearly every country in the world, and outside of maybe 4 countries it is exclusively some stale adjunct lager. Those countries are: Belgium, UK, USA, and Germany... sort of.
There is without a doubt, among these countries, the United States has the most diverse, eclectic, and creative range of beers available. We're a big country, there's people from many backgrounds, and there's lots of economic freedom to start some crazy inventive brewery. This doesn't change the fact that the most popular beer here - and everywhere else - is objectively shit.
>>71840371
Absolute shit, BC's craft beer is objectively the best on the planet.
>>71843212
>he says while disparaging other American states
You're not fooling anybody, Juan.
>>71838769
>room temperature beer
bad
>Bratslavstein
So what country were you in? What beer did you drink? We have many excellent beers here, you should try some.
>>71841209
its everclear and lemonade thanks, and theres nothing wrong with liking the same things as a teenage girl.
>consuming alcohol with lots of rotten vegetables left in it to prove your manliness
>>71842992
No Colorado just desperately wants to be part of the West coast. It's kinda sad really .
>>71843308
> listen the fuck up
stopped reading
>>71841108
Holy fuck Germans really do not have a sense of humor, do they?
>>71838769
>pabst, coors light and budweiser
>"craft beer"
jejs
>>71842838
It isn't stagnating, it is perfecting beer by the laws of German purity law. You would be surprised what is possible with different hops, malts, wort, top and bottom fermentarion, warm and cold fermentation, brewing water, cold or hot hopping, etc.
You know nothing, your craft beers cannot compete with our micro breweries in bavaria for example
>american beer
TOP KEK
Try pic related Jamal
>>71843308
>I have written an entire book on a beverage
How did you're life get to such a low point?
>it's an "American beer is all Budweiser" episode
Pacific Northwest reporting in; states and countries everywhere buy our hops and grapes to make their beers and wines. We have the best.
However, I can't disagree that most mass-produced beer in the USA is piss-water tier. This slowly occurred over time due to people's obsession with calories and carbs.
>>71843325
What is your point? Do you even have one? Are you even of legal drinking age? Stick to your natural ice fucking hick. I'll enjoy these craft beers proudly made in the u.s.a in relevant states.
>>71843500
*your
>>71843446
>Moose piss and white guilt.
>>71839059
This is by far my favorite kind of argument. You only ever see it on 4chan, too.
>he said my beer was gross
>I'll say HIS beer is gross
You sure showed him.
>>71843506
It appears that you aren't too fluent in your comprehension of English either
You're gonna have to try harder than that
Friendly reminder that Americans are only allowed to drink beer if they're older than 21
Fucking TOP KEK
How's some burger turbovirgin supposed to know shit about beer?
>>71843614
>only ever see it on 4chan
Go outside.
>>71838769
>kraft beers
>>71843623
No I don't have to try harder. You're just retarded plain and simple. Good day to you fluffer.
>>71843614
> some 200 year old country trying to talk about beer
>>71843143
>It's a metaphor
You don't have very many breweries, simply put.
>>71838769
>Drinking alcohol
>Implying alcohol isn't a degenerate's drink
>>71843704
Do you know the countries history? Do you know how many German bier masters moved to Mexico and the u.s? Of course you dont. Ignoramous.
>>71843777
Jesus drank wine is he a degenerate?
>>71843777
found the faggot recovering alcoholic who wants to ruin everyone's fun
>>71843777
If it wasn't for alcohol your father might have never fucked that ugly landwhale, which gave birth to you.
Really makes you think, huh?
>>71843446
There's a brewery in my home town.
http://www.sierranevada.com/
They were one of the first successful small breweries that kicked off the craft beer craze in America. They're pretty huge now.
>>71843468
lol, I've got Paulaner at my corner store, literally only 'good' because it's cheap.
>>71843777
Fucking muslim.
>>71843614
fucking LOL
>>71843461
The purity law is the most misunderstood document in food and drink. It has no bearing on taste or quality whatsoever. It was drawn up to benefit farmers.
All of my favourite beers are Belgian and English. I don't mind the beer we make here in Vorarlberg, or some of it, but I generally buy Belgian and English if I can.
American beer is terrible, but I'm sure there's probably some website explaining why the opposite is true. Face it, if it costs ten dollars for a pint, is full of hops and is 13% alcohol then it is shitty.
>>71843862
Sierra Nevada is a good basic standard for craft style beer.
>>71843461
They can't compete in Germany certainly, it doesn't really matter how good or bad they are, Germans will always choose German regardless of quality.
Same situation with cars
It's why Germany begging for Tesla factories is so sweet.
>>71841565
everclear bud
>>71843867
It is a mainstream beer here and literally better than all your mainstream beers combined. That counts for all our mainstream beers compared to yours
>>71843230
And typing isn't yours.
>>71838769
>kraft beers
What is that? Do you mean Draught beer? That's all we get in my 'poo'r country.
>>71843955
> GUYS, MY NEIGHBOUR MAKES THE BEST CRAFT BEER IN HIS BASEMENT!!!
> YOUR MAINSTREAM BEAR IS NOT THAT GREAT!
Europeans like malty beer.
Americans like hoppy beer.
It's honestly pretty simple.
Both have shit, piss-water beers, and both have good, craft micro-brews. If you didn't make the beer yourself you shouldn't have any sort of unwarranted pride in it.
>>71843704
Where the fuck do you think the people on our country came from? Do you think all Americans sprang from the ground in 1776? We're a nation of immigrants and those immigrants brought with them recipes and traditions for beer. How does this not register in your head? you're better than this Austria. No wonder people mistake you for those down under folk.
>>71843972
>coming from a country which last good car was Tin Lizzy
Oh am I laffin, burger
>>71844024
I might buy a load of Forenburger and leave it in the sun for a month, add ethanol and sell it to Americans for ten times what I paid.
>>71843731
actually we do. many hipsters brewing their own beers. i can even buy them at my local store. IPAs are pretty popular at the moment.
also we have a variety of different sorts of beer, for example: altbier, kölsch, pils, weizen
nothing against german beer, but i prefer czech beer.
>>71844020
What designated beers do you drink, my fecal friend?
>>71843916
>if it costs ten dollars for a pint, is full of hops and is 13% alcohol then it is shitty
So you're admitting that you've never had American beer? Or are you using hyperbole to devalue your own argument?
>>71843731
There should be around 1400 here, IIRC. In murica there are around 2820, according to wikipedia.That means there is 1 brewery per 59570 capita in Germany and 1 per 112765 capita in the US.
Or in other words: American education everyone.
>>71844076
Oh yeah, well 100 million years ago we were all monkeys, what now?
>>71843260
I'm sorry that we're better at making beer than you guys?
>>71842825
America has by far the most craft beers of any country. The entire northeast/northwest is filled with craft brewers.
>>71844162
Sounds like the recipe to your average American kraft """beer"""
You should make a business out of this.
>>71838769
Everyone knows yank beer is filth
>>71844196
Great. I'm glad those monkeys evolved and I don't have to live on the shitty plains of Africa.
>>71844007
Nah... it really isn't. Yeah it's better than coors and bud, but not by much. Any guy who knows his beer to begin with stays away from macros, becks is just as shit too.
>>71844069
Why does the size of a brewery matter?
If Heineken was called Goblin Asshole, made by a man with a beard and sold for 10 dollars a bottle you would drink it regularly.
>>71843342
>he doesnt drink his everclear straight
Pussy
>>71844249
> we're better at beer guys
I actually cannot remember every single Amerilard I've seen who passes out after 5 proper EUROPEAN beers.
Should women be allowed to drink any alcohol?
>>71844347
If you don't want your obese nation to die out, then yes.
>>71844179
Bei Tschechischem Bier kitzelt immer mein Kiefer. Ist das der Kohlensäuregehalt oder so?
>>71844024
Daily reminder that Autism is a real disease.
>>71844137
>Says the country that can't beat a bunch of blokes from Kentucky
>>71844442
> autism capital of the world trying to banter about autism
The only good foreign alcohol I've ever had was in France and Germany.
Germans do good beer and France does good Brandy
>drinking beer
>not drinking whiskey straight like a real American man
I am disappoint
>>71844024
Are you saying Sierra Nevada is brewed in someone's basement? Are you even capable of arguing cogently?
>>71844249
>Having more flavored piss is good
If the natural taste of beer is to bitter, maybe you should stick to juice or something
>>71840371
Ommegang fuck yes
>>71839478
Found the woman
beer is literally for queers.
>>71844194
https://www.brewersassociation.org/statistics/number-of-breweries/
4220 anon.
>>71838769
ATTENTION ALL POSTERS:
IF YOU DO NOT ACCEPT THAT NATURAL LIGHT IS THE MASTERRACE BEER THEN YOU ARE A DEGENERATE WITH NO TASTE
>>71844506
I don't even know what country your gay flag represents. Shows how relevant your opinion is.
If it ain't red white and blue it ain't true
>>71844551
> sierra nevada is a good BASIC standard for muh kraft pisswater
> t. turbovirgin hipstergay
Why the fuck do I have to sit here and listen to fatboys whose english comprehension is an absolute shit?
Though to be fair if anyone knows what piss tastes like, it's Germans.
>>71839059
You've clearly never been to San Diego m8
>>71843446
This is why everyone else still thinks all American beer sucks; all they know is Coors and Bud.
>>71844617
>says the straight edge closet homosexual.
>>71844698
> it's the episode where americans think their illiteracy and lack of "education" are supposed to trigger anyone
>>71844723
You don't you can stop shitposting and leave the thread . Dumbass.
WE
>>71844623
>Wikipedia data outdated
Well, no suprise here. That still puts it somewhere in the 74400 range, so my point still stands.
>>71844641
Kill yourself.
>>71844568
>implying our IPA's and stouts don't put their EU counterparts to shame
We make better Belgian ales than Belgians do which is hilarious.
>>71844346
You seem really mad in this thread. Are you really this insecure about the fact that your country's greatest export was a failed dictator? America is the land of the free and the home of the brave, maybe you can one day come here to taste freedom and victory as you escape Osterreichistan.
>>71844346
What's the alcohol percentage of these beers and I'll tell you if 5 of them would make me "pass out."
>>71844819
> so angry that he can't even type a proper comment
>>71838769
>drinking alcohol
Fucking degenerate pigs. Donald J Trump will reinstate prohibition. MAGA
>>71844755
yes you may call me faggot if you consider cuddling with other men as faggotry, well, i dont. its just intimacy among friends
>>71844723
Because you're a NEET faggot whose skin burns if it's exposed to the sun.
>>71844180
I am not much of a drinker. So i am meh...
Usually Budweiser light.
Carlsberg Elephant when i feel like killing myself.
Leffe when i want to impress a shallow girl.
Most people here drink the local brands like Kingfisher and Kings beer. Both are watery piss desu.
Do people drink in ICE-land? Isn't it too cold?
>>71844855
> get shat on
> h-he's mad you guys!
top cuck
>>71844850
You got a lot for being a small country, but the choices are still awful limited compared to the US is my point.
>>71844791
OK mememaster. Still as a nation how are you even relevant to modern affairs in the world. I know for a fact India is closer to being a superpower than your gay country. What does your superior education and intellect have in response to that?
>>71839059
Your argument is dated for 1960s. Jesus.
>>71844948
You don't need to project so hard anon. It's ok to be mad at your country and countrymen for what they're doing to you.
>>71844723
You still haven't posted a single cogent point in this entire thread.
>>71843704
239*
>>71844970
> YOUR GAY!!!
Fucking hell, I didn't really mean to inflame your bunghole like that, fatboy.
>>71845049
if i give you my adress would you send me carton of american beer?
>>71844791
Are all austrians total assholes?
>>71844901
Why can't you say anything intelligent? Why do you respond in memes and greentext? Do you not know how to have civil discourse? Probably not you being a muslim and all. You really must be 12 and I'm not even try to rustle your jimmies you literally have the responses of an autist.
>>71844855
>Land of the free
Sure m8. That`s why you didn`t had to wait 15 years just so that the publishing of a report concerning the greatest tragedy in your (short) history can be stoped from being released by your nigger President because your islamic extremist allies in the middle east made threats to him.
>>71844925
I bet you suck feminine dick too.
I've never had bourbon in my life.
Should I drink it? What brand?
>>71845155
> tfw a 12 year old austrian probably knows more about beer than an american lardscooter
>>71844936
Not ICE-land, but A-Land. We have our own local brewery here. It's good as fuck and have won several awards!
ITT austria is rekting amerifats in every post. My fucking sides
>>71842777
Underrated post.
Checked.
t. Nehiyaw patriot
>>71845164
Says the guy who cant raise his hand and gets arrested for making fun of the turkish president or whatever his title is
>>71845077
Thanks for proving my point ,idiot .
>>71838769
>An American trying to shit on European Beer
Have you no sense of shame?
>>71845219
Get u some of dat Jack Daniels boy make you a real man drink it straight too faggot or with ice cubes none of that pansy ass yankee soda-mixing shit that faggots and females do I tell ya whut.
>>71838769
beer is SUPPOSED to be warm, faggot. They make it cold here because it has a terrible aftertaste that isnt so bad when its cold.
the pasturization kills the bacteria which is what is supposed to give it flavor.
americans literally kill their beer.
>>71845243
>4.5%
>>71845108
Even if beer came in cartons I don't think it would be legal.
>>71845233
Nice accomishment. The world will revel in your wonder. Haha pathetic. Do me a favor kid. Make something out of yourself don't end up like your father.
Friendly reminder that America is the homeland of hipstergays who drink """beer""" made by hobos with secret recipes that include farting into the brew and such.
Disregard these people.
>>71845245
By making impulsive retarded posts that don't even have a point?
Found the syrian.
>>71845389
>>71845443
are you autistic?
>>71845233
>> tfw a 12 year old austrian
This basically explains your level of discourse. You need to be 18 to post here.
>>71845357
>Implying the alcohol volume determines how good a beer is.
>>71838769
>American beer is better than European beer
I'm guessing you didn't visit Britain, then?
>>71845443
Friendly reminder that this thread is the ramblings of one butthurt Austrian.
>>71845562
You need to be 21 to drink and have opinions about beer.
>>71845524
I already asked him that. His response led me to think he is.
reminder that Budweiser is a German company, it's actually only the German beer that tastes like piss.
>>71845571
>I'm guessing you didn't visit Britain, then?
Not a refugee.
>>71845245
>ITT austria is rekting amerifats in every post. My fucking sides
I could jingle a key chain in front of you and you'd crap your pants.
>>71844020
Had a Heineken once and it was literally the worst thing I ever had
Beer is shit tier
>>71845219
>>71845327
Jack Daniels isn't bourbon, it's Tennessee whiskey. If you want a good, cheap introductory bourbon that's widely available, I would suggest Buffalo Trace.
>>71845636
>Budweiser
>German
>America
>education
>>71845571
>Brewed in Maine
>>71842662
>not dousing your popcorn with the disgusting salt-and-vinegar flavour shakers
top pleb m9
>>71845774
In a history involving many stupid (though, also many good) comics, this one was the dumbest yet.
>>71845495
We call that a 12-pack. Is that good beer? I suppose anything that comes in a box can be called a carton.
>>71845671
They get off to that sort of thing
>>71838769
>there are euroshits who crap on america because we are smart enough not to sell our decent beer to 3rd world countries.
>these stupid shit europoors will never understand the joys of microbrews.
> mfw after discovering americans have a kraft beer where the secret ingredient is pubes
>>71845716
Heineken actually tastes something, no wonder you cant handle it.
>>71845889
> we are smart enough not to sell our overpriced pisswater
Who the fuck's gonna buy it, are you delusional?
>>71845716
>Heineken
It`s pretty tasteless, try Bitburger or a good Doppelbock
> mfw after discovering that americans have a kraft beer that you're only allowed to drink upside down
What's the deal with foreign beers brewed in other countries tasting like shit? For example, I love Lapin Kulta. Best finnish beer by far in my opinion. When I went to Sweden I bought some good old Lapin Kultas for a party. I thought "I can't go wrong with that". But they tasted like shit? Like real Pisswater Max Brew? I asked the salesman if the beer was imported from Finland or brewed locally in Sweden and he answered Sweden. Anybody else had experiences like that?
>>71845770
wtf are you talking about, you retard?
Just google reverse image search, pleb.
(sighs internally)
>>71845747
And if you want to never drink again buy wild turkey.
>>71845597
In austria they start pickling their children's brains early. It explains your dementia.
>>71845960
its ok fuccboi, we all know you just want the dong.
do you legitimately think we are gonna sell our decent beers and shit to you faggots?
its like you lot are stupid enough to think terribad crap like miller light and all that other shit is our top of the line when its shit tier even here.
ya'll fucking dumb.
>>71845767
>Adolphus Busch left Germany for the United States in 1857. He settled in St. Louis, Missouri, where he eventually established his own brewing supply house. In St. Louis, Busch also met and married Lilly Anheuser. Lilly’s father, Eberhard Anheuser, owned a small brewery that had been making lager beer for some time. In 1864 Busch partnered with his father in-law to form what would eventually become the Anheuser-Busch Company.[3]
I thought it was owned by Germans, but it's actually a Belgian company. Either way it's still German piss beer.
> mfw after discovering that americans have a kraft beer especially made for your wife's son
>>71845164
You realize your country just arrested 2 people for making fun of the Turkish president, right?
>>71846120
you rly need to kill yourself
>>71846153
>arrested
No.
Beer is for plebs
>>71846049
S T E A L T H R A R E
>>71845907
Heineken is pretty bland and tastes nothing in my opinion...
> mfw after discovering that americans have a kraft beer with the rare flavour of a prolapsed horse asshole
>>71838769
>kraft beers
>can't really handle any drinks other than vodka
>vodka reminds me of the night my grandpa died, so I turn into a sad drunk every time
I'm really no fun to drink with. Every other drink tastes like shit or feels like I just drank something from under the sink.
>>71844850
lol, hey mehmet, are you triggered because Anheuser-Busch came to America to make the best beer? Don't worry man, I'll send you a 6 pack.
