>Blayze
What are some /pol/ approved baby names?
Mohammed
>>71836092
Roman and Germanic appropriated names.
Inb4 adolf
Matthew
Mark
Luke
John
Abraham
Isaac
Jacob
Gormundr Blodoks
>>71836092
charles
richard
albert
joseph
vladimir
>>71836318
Jew names.
>>71836318
Isaiah
Elijah
David
The Donald
If i have a daughter, i want to call her Vienna.
Sounds like a pornactress thou.
>>71836318
>Abraham
Not so fast, Shekelberg
>>71836460
Even more jewy.
>>71836516
go eat some fish guts
>>71836092
Donald
John Wilkes, after the hero of the sole righteous and proper American government.
>>71836329
Grumbling Bollocks?
Aragorn
>>71836092
Jefferson Caeser Macarthur _______
>>71836092
>Newport
>Marlboro
>Kool
>Jack Daniel
>Trojan
>Camaro
>>71836623
>John Wilkes, after the hero of the sole righteous and proper American government.
Booth fucked it up for the American Dream.
Lincoln was about to forcibly ship all niggers to Liberia, but nooooooo he had to be shot by some fag actor.
The most alpha of names
Billip
>Jack
No. 1 Name in Scotland, Ireland and Northern Ireland.
>>71836092
Wilhelm
Ernst
Heinrich
Rudolf
James
Emily
they're my two favourites right now
>>71836496
Too many sausage jokes
>>71836820
Leave it to Lincoln to steal property from Southerners.
Michellica, Duqunali, Jethrovius, Latrinasha, Luthurgood
>>71836930
can you even pronounce heinrich?
>>71836820
This guy has it right. Lincoln was moderate in the slavery debate. Which is to say he wasn't really into mass equal rights and keeping them ehre and he wasn't into keeping them as slaves. If he was not shot, we literally might have Detroit etc as a functioning city.
>>71836992
>Leave it to Lincoln to steal property from Southerners.
pic related was the real thief
Adolf XD
>>71836914
>#2 is Mohammad
Ian
>>71836092
George, Edward, Harry, William, John etc etc.
>>71837074
masterrace name right here tbqh
Edith
Enoch
Boris
Bruce
Gertrude
>>71837153
STFU Ian
>>71837064
>#50 is Mohammad
>The fact it exists is still bad enough.
>>71837153
Ian pls go.>>71837185
Marcus.
>>71836992
If you're looking at theft of income, it was really the plantation owners. There were large numbers of poor whites in the south who could not get jobs because of slavery while the plantation owners were raking in money off the system. It was literally the same shit we get now with corporations importing mass Mexicans. The only time slavery helps the general populace is when the slavery is being used for extremely dangerous work, like working in a salt mine, where the health and mortality consequences would outweigh lost income.
>>71836092
I have two children so far called Mary and Catherine and my wife and I have a son on the way but we're struggling to think of a good name for him. Any suggestions?
>>71837265
>>71837294
Ian is a master race name and it isn't because my name is Ian
Most of the names itt are fedora levels of cringe that will only produce a child who hates their parents. Good thing the majority of you arent going to reproduce
Chad McPecks
>>71837345
Jacquan
It's not your son
Weinberg
Goldstein
Weinsteinburg
Seinfeld
Moses
Ester
Bernstein
Feingold
Finkelstein
Goldschmidt
Wolanowski
>>71837345
Robert James
James Robert
anything but Ian
>>71837153
Thomas.
>>71836092
Sebastian is a GOAT name
>>71837318
11/10 would name firstborn son.
>>71837359
>66% vowels
>masterrace name
NO
>>71837318
Nigger name desu
James.
My name is James. Feels good to not stand out in a crowd and to have such a royal name.
Constantine
Justinian
Julius
Alicia
Clinton (Clint)
Daniel
Donald
George
Gwendolyn
James
John
>>71837345
Marcus
or Mehmet your choice
I named my son Louis.
How did I do?
>>71837265
>>71837294
>>71837440
>you will never be this jealous of not being a part of the masterrace
Also Seth, Matthew, Isaac, Maria etc.
Biblical names are usually the best. Timeless and work in all languages.
>>71836092
There is no y in Blaze. If anybody asks, she's named for the Streets of Rage character.
I met another dad at the playground when my son was small. I asked him:
>Did you just call your kid Raiden?
>Yep.
>Pointy hat, throws lightning?
>Yep!
>How's your wife feel about that?
>She was fine, [presumably because Ayden and Kayden are common here] but she later found out who Raiden was. She was pissed for months. I want him to be Raiden for Halloween, but she says, "No. Mickey Mouse."
>Well, I can't fault you. My wife and I considered Blaze for our daughter.
>"You really can't go wrong with Genesis names," he said.
>>71837467
Toot toot here comes the jew train
>>71837573
what am I looking at here?
>>71837631
Not too bad. I've heard much worse.
>>71836092
I'm partial to Victor.
>>71837421
I had my kids DNA tested just to be sure.
>>71837679
>Pimpin
I have a friend who teaches 4th grade. This is on of their students names
HitlerDidNothingWrong Jr.
Angelo
>>71836092
if i have a daughter, guess what imma call her? Imma name her bonny
>>71837635
>tryhard not to be seen as the leprechaun ye be
>tartartartartartartartartar
>>71836092
Mutimir
Trpimir
Krešimir
Tomislav
Zvonimir
Ratimir
Rastislav
Vladislav
Vladimir
Zdeslav
Svetoslav
Radoslav
... for men, for females just ad "a" on end
>>71837827
Good name for an anorexic.
>>71836092
Male:
Clovis
Charles
Louis/Ludwig
Conrad/Konrad
William/Wilhelm
Female:
Jeanne/Joan
Marine
Emma/Eva
>>71837767
Honestly I would beat her face in if it was a nig tbqh
But rlly dude she's cheating on you
Keep that in mind. No such thing as a woman that doesn't cheat
>>71837641
>that fucking punchline
>>71837440
I actually like Ian but I know a guy by that name who is a bit of a cock so not having my son go by that name.
>>71836092
>not naming your baby States Rights
Additional topic: Toys you will buy your children
>nothing gender specific
>no dolls, g.i. Joes etc
>Legos
>musical instruments
>educational computer games, reading, math, programming
>puzzles, board games
>fucking sports equipment
>>71837015
>Hi I'm DeTaquavius, I am here for the interview
ctrl F, no Leopold
Why /pol/, why?
>>71837345
just name him Raekwon, you already know that boy's comin out black
>>71837988
how are your robbing skills?
any crack slangin' experience?
>>71837573
>Samuel Castro-San
>Castro
Back to Cuba for you comrade.
>>71837345
I like Alfred.
>>71838008
Go home butters
>>71836092
snickers
>>71837968
>nothing gender specific
Consider suicide, gender specific toys arise biologically not socially.
>>71837318
Quintavius
Torquatus
Antonius
Cornelius
>tfw your last name is Washington but you weren't born in the states
What a fucking waste.
I named my daughter Hannah Claire.
>>71837558
Sadly, yes. Marcus Aurelius was a badass. Niggers stole our opportunity to use the name Marcus as a wholesome white name.
Xavier
>>71837641
>Not calling your son Chuck Rock
>>71838097
>Consider suicide, gender specific toys arise biologically not socially.
This.
Give a boy a stack of Legos, he will build a gun.
Girls will cry rape.
>>71837968
>nothing gender specific
>programming
kek
Is Steven a shit name?
Since it's my name, it's hard to tell.
Sometimes it sounds Eugene tier, other times it sounds Matthew tier. It's up to you guys to decide for me.
I would name my son David though
>>71837573
>Contreras
future /pol/ak
>>71836092
Cuckus Maximus
>>71837610
>Gwendolyn
Don't apply that suburban meme spelling. The original spelling was Gwendolen.
>>71837888
Fuck you and your trips of truth.
>>71836237
This, it's the most popular name everywhere, I will also be naming my daughter Muhammad.
>>71837883
Stanislaus too
The whitest of all names
>Simon
>>71838066
That's a butler's name.
>>71838181
I'm not a SJW don't get me wrong
I just want an intelligent creative child. Not a girl who plays with toy vacuum cleaners and baby dolls or a boy who plays with toy trucks.
I want their play to have some form of mental development.
>>71838205
Sounds middle of the road anon.
Sorry, but I don't think I'd want a Steven next to me in the trenches.
>>71838173
>Chuck Rock
That's a name to live up to.
When I compare the names in my son's class to the my own elementary school classmates years ago, there is almost no overlap-- only Nicholas.
>>71836092
Quique, Javier, Santiago
Being spanish myself i want my son to have a spanish name as well.
>>71836092
Carl
Erik
Harald
Rolf
Assar
Wilhelm
Friedrich
Styrbjörn
Eugène
Sigurd
Gustaf
Siri
Cecilia
Sigrid
Elise
Elsa
Louise
Beatrice
/pol/ wont approve this as its always negative, but I approve it.
>>71837345
Henry, historically that has always gone well with Mary and Catherine
:^)
>>71836460
My name is Elijah. Good choice anon.
>>71838394
What about Ray? That's my middle name, and I've been debating over the past few years whether or not to start going by it.
>>71838374
Teach them to play an instrument, be good at art, speak a second language etc.
maxwell, jack, wade, clark
idk about girl names, any i think of are either a girl that i know or a pornstar. i like "tessa" though
Someone tell me if nathan is a white name or nigger name, wife suggested it for our boy due in 3 months desu
>>71837345
Star Scream
Barron
Brutus
Moses
Donald
Chad
Being serious though, pick a traditional name. I like both of those names.
>>71836092
boys w/e the hell your fathers name is.
qt grills, Helena
>>71838209
David Lee Thornton to be exact
>>71838374
I have 2 sons, 2 daughters, and a grandson and granddaughter.
They are naturally attracted to gender-based toys.
We have a giant bin of toys, containing cars, dolls, etc.
The boys go with cars the girls go with dolls.
That's how the planet works.
>Mfw I wanna name my kid Buck because my last name is Hunter
>>71837017
HINE-RICK
>>71838181
Not only this but the girls are far less likely to use the legos at all.
In studies done with <1year old humans (both socialised and non-socialised babies) also socialised and completely isolated chimps they found that male babies whether socialised or not will always gravitate toward the physical activites.
This is trucks, building blocks etc
The females would always gravitate to the more mellow and more human toys such as dolls and teddybears.
This makes complete evolutionary sense by the way, the women are caring and the men are physical.
About to call my first child after an old Anglo God.
My partner and I looked up powerful people and names, understanding that a name can dictate a child's life: some strong Anglo Christcuck names:
>David
>Richard
>Dominic
Personally I think the "Ri" sound is stronger than "DA" or "Dom"
>>71838453
>Quique
sounds like Queequeg
>>71838530
Nathan is a biblical name i think, it was the prophet advising King David.
>>71836953
>mfw my name is James
>descendants were German too
>>71836092
Christopher?
It's basically a European Mohammed
>>71838481
Henry VIII was alpha as fuck desu, I'll have to add that one to the shortlist along with George and William.
>>71838605
NAME HIM....
"CUNT"....
CUNT HUNTER
>>71838530
every Nathan I've ever known was a certified effeminate cuck
>>71836092
Reinhard, Edgar, Ivar.
>>71838732
Or Willy short for William
>>71838605
Make sure he lifts and gets big
>>71838582
If my kids ask for something I won't deny them. But I'm not going to actively supply them with developmentally detrimental play material.
I attribute my current mindset to how I was raised. Legos. Computers. Intelligent television etc. I was watching Frasier and Seinfeld when I was 6
>>71838640
sauce? hhhnnggg
>>71837573
>Pimpin' Celestin'
solid snake
hitler
guile
big dick
jim
the elder scrolls v: skyrim legendary edition
Attila
Franz
Janos
Lazlo
Arpad
Stephen
Rudolph
Viktor
Matyas
Joszef
Zoltan
>>71838605
>tfw my first name is Hunter
JUST. Probably going to change it to James. I've always liked that name.
I'd just name my children after my parents and grandparents. That makes the pool:
Boys: John, Henry, Edward
Girls: Rose, Irene, Caroline
>>71836092
Baron
>>71838640
Yuuji is a fucking man, though. After he grows up, he becomes based as fuck.
100% juicy
>>71838374
Boys playing with dols = no no.
Girls playing with boy's toys = no problem.
Let's be real here. Raising a girl away from shitty toys that teach shallow values like materialism and vanity is stupid, so a lot of the time boy's toys are better (and a lot more fun - e.g. Nerf guns).
If you did the opposite with a boy they would turn into flaming betas.
Expos them to problem solving games and musical instruments.
>>71838830
>I was watching Frasier and Seinfeld when I was 6
and that's why you're gay
Johann
Joanna
Kent
Jarrod
Keith
Kyle
>>71838605
Why not call him Richard, or Dick for short?
>>71838865
Seems like a decent first name mate. I don't see the problem.
>>71838863
And Imre.
Check em.
>>71837573
>PIMPIM CELESTIN
Oh fuck
>>71837968
>musical instruments
No matter what kind of child comes out of my future wife's vagoo, I will be buying it an instrument, preferably a piano.
I am 99% sure that no child who has learned to read music and play things by Bach on the piano could be anything but very clever and well rounded, it teaches you in a logic that does not exist anywhere else, it makes your mind appreciate good aesthetics and solid intellectual beauty that are pure.
I've often wondered that if children who typically grow up to be stupid, pop culture, crowd following and low achieving were taught things like Bach on the piano as children, that they might grow up to be much more successful.
>>71836092
Camael
Samael
Raziel
>>71838935
All those names are pleb as fuck.
>>71836458
only the last 3 are semitic names though
>>71838732
>>71838792
>>71838952
You haven't even heard the half of ot. I'm thinking about making his middle name Wilde.
>>71837318
My kids name. Well, Lucas and Marcus, twins. We call him Marky Mark alot. Gives me a reason to say "viet-fucking-shits".
Augustus
>>71837318
>>71838103
Does the "-us" ending mean anything?
>>71836092
Maybe it's just me, but I always liked names that didn't have an opposite gender equivalent. Here's a few examples.
Boy names: David, Vincent, Tristan
Girl names: Veronica, Lydia, Madeleine
>>71839164
Wylde Cunt Hunter
Kaiser
>>71839256
Really it should be Marcvs
>>71837573
>Pimpin Celestin
SSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>71838494
Now you're talking.
Ray is reliable.
Ray is a guy you can trust.
"Fucking hell Ray, thanks for setting me up with that pussy, let's grab a beer"
"Hey Ray, pass me that wrench, thanks for showing me how to strip this V8"
"Fuck Ray, I would have died if you hadn't wrestled that bear, thanks man"
Ray is awesome.
>>71839256
>Does the "-us" ending mean anything?
That means
"Certified Nigger"
>>71837988
Chances are, DeTaquavius wouldn't get called for an interview in the first place. He would be better served by changing his name to Travis.
>>71837017
haJn.rJk
>>71836092
I was at a graduation ceremony, and one of the girls with honors was really hot, and named Blayze Stoner
>>71839363
My grandad's name was Ray, he taught me to play golf
I think it's great as a middle name
>>71839256
>Does the "-us" ending mean anything?
Yes... It denotes niggerdom
Trayvon
La-A pronounced "La Dash Uh"
Jamal
Tryrone
Shawnda
Jermichael
LeBron
Sharkisha
>>71838453
How about integrate into Dutch culture or gtfo back to Spain, nasty spic
>>71836318
Every Luke, Mark, and Isaac I've known were faggots
>>71839602
It's a good solid name.
a Ray is a guy you want with you when shit turns bad.
"Yeah, thank fuck Ray was with us..."
I doubt it will ever happen, but if I ever have a kid, if it's a boy it will be named Virgil. Girl would be Faye.
>>71836092
Narayana
>>71836712
Sadly no names from the tokkienverse would work in the real world
Except Sam ofc
My daughter's name is Anastasia, we shorten it to Stazi. I enjoy the BTFO'd look on our old East German Bro's faces when we yell it all the time.
Don't let degenerates call here ana-Stay-suh, insist on 5 syllables. An-a-sta-zi-a
Vans McBurger
>>71839803
Thank you very much for explaining the joke! If it weren't for you posting that image which explains the joke, I never would've gotten the joke! Thank you so much!
>>71839772
I know an Isaac that is pretty bro. I got to make fun of Jews a lot around him too.
>>71838530
Nathan is short for either Nathaniel or Jonathan. Be a good dad and don't name him a nickname.
>>71838830
....t-this is bait, r-right guys?
Any name that's not a Catholic saint is unacceptable. This is an easy rule to live by when choosing names.
>>71839811
Shitinstreeta
>sorry Indian anon, I just can't resist. Lazy I know, my apologies.
>>71836318
>Abraham
>Isaac
>>71839886
How is that explaining the joke? How is your post a joke at all? Do you honestly think posting a bunch of common nigger names is a joke?
Regardless, even if is a joke, it's unfunny and overdone. You might as well mosey on over to Reddit/9gag and post those dank rageface/advice dog memes at this point.
>>71839844
>5 syllable names.
>2016.
>>71836092
Adolf/Adolflina
>>71836092
>>71839898
Jack is one of the most common names in the English speaking world, It's a nickname and it's great.
>>71840160
How many people are actually named Jack though? I would imagine most are named Jonathan.
Named mine Nico
This thread actually has me considering Marcus for the next one
Ivar
Hogarth
Flint
Alexander (no abbreviation allowed, even for a nickname)
Victor
Vidnar
Cornelius
Siegfried
D'artagnan
Magnus
>FYI, if you're ever trying to think of a name for your child watch movie credits, you'll always find some pretty badass names you've never heard of
Ping
Lee
Yuenqiong
Shan-Teh
Bei
Xu
Dun
Ci
>>71839056
>Bach
>buy him a piano
You're a faggot
But the lad a fucking Cello like a real father would
>>71840068
>damage control because you wanted a bunch of (You)s by posting the image the other anon referenced
That wasn't even my post dipshit, I just call out the faggots who do shit like you do.
>Regardless, even if is a joke, it's unfunny and overdone. You might as well mosey on over to Reddit/9gag and post those dank rageface/advice dog memes at this point.
When you're the one who actually posted the thing itself? End yourself faggot.
What does /pol/ think of Nicholas/Nick?
>>71838648
>partner
What. Not wife? Why aren't you married?
>>71839056
ctrl F , no Wagner?
step up your game /pol/ack
>>71840271
Plenty, most of the Jacks I know don't even know their name is a nickname for John
Slate - boy name
Prudencia - girl name
>>71836458
They are Christian names that have been appropriated by the Messiah-denying Rabbinite Heretics.
my daughter's names are Isabeau and Yanouk
i really like traditional names for boys, like Peter and Lucas
and for girls unique names like Eloise or Athena
>>71839772
>tfw that's me and my two sons
>>71836092
Reimu
>>71840473
Nick , Nicholas not keen, but if something like a mafia guy
Nicky 'the animal' Lastname, then approved.
>>71838648
i knew a richard back in middle school
people called him retard richard and richard the retard. he eventually dropped out and went to a different school, but i heard the bullying continued over there, too.
the test for a good name is to say it out loud 30 times. if it doesn't sound weird by the 30th time, it's a solid choice.
>>71838374
Give them shit like legos.
I am a girl growing up with legos and perform as well on a spacial projection test as boys do.
>>71836092
Majyk
Destinee
Tiffanee
Jordyn
>>71839803
I once encountered a nigger that named her daughter Mich'elle, but it was pronounced Me-shell-lay. Fucking niggers always do stupid shit like this.
>>71836092
have a friend named Blaise
>>71840729
>naming your daughter after a shit 2hu
Pick an actual good touhou next time like Reisen
>>71840555
Lol. I know a guy named Joe and we give him shit for his white trash parents not naming him Joseph.
>>71837515
That's not the full quote.
Coinblatt
>>71839256
Words ending in us are masculine, and um are neutral
My sons name is Janko.
>>71836092
Lucius
Paulus
Maximus
Aurelius
Augustus
Antonius
Achilles
Cyrus
Leonidas
Nikanor
Dion
I could go on the entire day... This is something I think about regularly. Can't wait to get a waifu.
>>71839819
Samwise, faggot.
>>71836092
Shlomo
Abraham
Jeremiah
>>71836318
>mfw my name is josh
>mfw i knocked down goddamn walls just by walking around them
>>71840473
Nicky is the only one of that name string that isn't shit, and even then only if they're Italian.
Of all the bastardized Greek names the Ivan's decided to use Nikos is the worst
ctrl+f, no:
Wyatt
Doc
Columbus
Geronimo
Butch
Rick
There is now
>>71840563
>Slate
Careful with that edge
>>71840600
>Christian
Those are all Greek names that the Juden stole you idiot
Christian names suck cock
>>71836092
Troy
ΑΩNova
>>71841311
Classical Greek and Roman names are god-tier
Jewshit names are goy-tier
>>71840770
My name is Victor Alexander Kreig
Does it sound bad after 30 times?
>>71840782
>Lego's
Truly the Dutch's greatest invention
>>71842245
>Those are all Greek names that the Juden stole
no they arent
>>71842423
Lego is Danish.
Wolf
Donar
Freya
Tijl
Adolf
>>71836092
>Blayze
What the fuck is this. man..
>>71842499
I thought the term Dutch encompassed the entire region, apologies
>>71842479
Proofs
>>71842173
What's wrong with clean cut stone?
>>71842423
>Victor Alexander Kreig
sounds like a law firm to be fair.
>>71842658
a black "people" name
>>71837345
Marx
>>71842666
Apology accepted.
Gunnar
Gun
>>71842666
you dont speak the language so I cant explain
Greek names has always something to do with the etymology of word
Jewshit names like Mathew or Luke are straight outta of the Bible and dont mean shit
>>71842846
>marx
>marxist
YOU MARXIST FAGGOT
>>71836092
Jamik'ontravius
>>71843038
It's a cool name.
>>71836092
Erica, Graciella, John, Jacob, Ronald.
>>71836930
>>71836930
Me mum is german, it's Hayn-risshhhhhh
Guess where she's from friend :- )
>>71836712
Castirle, Leorn, Asturiars, Portugarl, Granarda...
>>71836253
This
If I ever have a son, I will call him José Antonio.
>>71836092
I know a young couple that named their child Gotham.
