how the fuck you niggers learned english? how long it takes? and why you fucking care so much about american issues?
>>71833087
>how the fuck you niggers learn english
Did you?
Also, English is the Lingua franca and everyone has to learn it
English is a stupid language, you all sound like morons when speaking it.
Learn a real hard language like Russian or Chinese before attempting to come off as a smart person.
>>71833087
Based American, it's hard to determine if it's an anglo or nigger behind the screen when you see the murican flag
>>71833087
Reminder that she put on 30 pounds
> why you fucking care so much about american issues?
i don't, i just care for the money
>>71833833
Pics pls
I never learned English. It just randomly happened, one day I had no idea what I was doing, found myself on 4chan and suddenly the shitposting begun.
>>71833087
English is the most common second language and basically the world default
Because we all have boring democracies that work. You have hilarity and the whole thing is like a sports event.
Trump 2016
>>71833786
I always think is a nigger or a sudaca.
>>71833087 (You)
(You)
>>71833956
>>71833087
>learned
>not learnt
>>71833087
she got FAT
>>71833087
Believe it or not you can learn other languages you fucking idiot.
>>71833087
Ι lεαrned it when I was like 9 and became fluent when I was 12, then pro-tier at 13-14
I would pass with 20/20's on my english classes without opening a book
>>71833087
It's the lingua france and, conveniently, it's babby-tier and thus piss-easy to learn. Makes it a solid choice for a 2nd or 3rd language.
>>71833779
It's the language of the civilised world.
I agree
>>71834212
>learnt
>not learn
God I love being American
>>71833087
>how the fuck you niggers learned english?
The question is, when will you learn it? :^)
>>71834182
RARE
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On a phone, what flag is that
>>71833087
This thing called r e a d i n g and b o o k s. You americans might not be able to recognize what those 2 words mean but.. just that. And why do you care so much about our issues? Why did you make yourselves control the EU's media till 2099?
English is a mandatory class in most EU countries
>>71834374
Well maybe it was once but then came the accident we nowadays call USA
>>71834259
>without opening a book
You're this close to being made an honorary American citizen :^)
>60%
This a a Mexican intellectual forum faggot
>>71834184
Shiiied
>>71833087
>it's this thread again
Listen, if you want to be a little cuck boy, then head on over to leddit.
>>71833087
Fuck af din dum amerikaner, hvis jeg vil lære dit klamme sprog behover jeg kun at snakke britisk imens jeg holder på næsen.
>>71834507
problem is
I speak english like a native now
I even think in english
because i only talk with faggots like you on the internet, in english
screw me
>>71833087
English is one of the easiest languages to learn
>>71833087
>break 2 grammars in first sentence
>accuse other people not speaking proper English
>>71833087
ingen vill snacka med dig bög
>>71834710
>English is one of the easiest languages to learn
Then why haven't Americans mastered it yet? :^)
This is true. So manu yuros give their two cents about our internal policy.
eat dicks faggots.
>>71833087
>how the fuck you niggers learned english? how long it takes?
We're all raised by the jewish idiot box these days, so we pretty much learn it through osmosis.
>>71833087
it's called multiculturalism anon; we learned your language so we can conquer your lands with immigrants and shitpost.
>>71834685
Same thing happens to me but in a weird way. I think in these 4 languages combined
>Spanish
>English
>German
>A bit of Latin
Fuck me I think in the civilized world's true language
>>71834757
Because they're retarded
>>71834816
That wall keeps getting taller.
>>71833779
>it's hard so it must be good
Chinese is a fucking garbage language, get out.
>>71833087
the brits colonised half of the world. No surprise that the commonwealth countries can speak english
i don't give a damn about american issues, I'm in /pol/ so I can participate in threads about white girls getting blacked
>>71834500
Granada.
>>71834765
It's interesting. Plus people like having banter with other countries. It helps us to forget how shit our own countries are. Yanks do it too.
>>71833087
Why you fucking care so much about american issues?
because you export your issues to others you nigger.
>>71834536
Its mandatory in USA too , but niggers dont go to school
>>71834897
Don't lump me in with the 90%.
>>71834897
This answer is correct :^)
>>71833087
>too many non americans
>on an international image board
>for taiwanese string flaying
>>71833087
Because if you burgers fuck up and tank the country then we're all going with you.
English is an easy, stripped out language to be frank
Brits somehow make it sound like a real language but you guys are just animals
It's easy to speak dog, you just bark
>>71834184
taco belle
Your social non issues have dick waving competitions with our social non issues and it makes the non issues seem bigger
>>71835180
Fuck you, Frogfag. French sounds like you're deepthroating baguettes nonstop :^)
English is actually beautiful (unless it's an Aussie or NZ accent) :^)
>>71833087
Well, english lessons are compulsory since first grade, but ehh are quite shitty. When I finished high school, I had this "classroom english" which is pretty much useless if you're trying to hold normal conversations at a native speaker non-formal level. So during my freshman year I began lurking the internet, discovered something called "chat rooms", which helped me greatly to improve and to get exposed to the gigantic pile of trash which is the "internet culture". The end.
>>71835295
10/10
>>71833087
>tfw not sure if bait or just average American
>>71834182
Why'd she bother getting a chair?
Suicidal people do the damndest things.
>>71833087
Because we are all your puppet states and learning the language of our master can help us to survive.
>>71833087
cartoon network and holy shit this bitch is so hot I'll be fapping to her vid the next time I fap
>>71834184
would still fuck 2bh pham
>>71833087
Jamal pls go back to kindergarten
>>71833087
>how the fuck you niggers learned english?
>my flag when
>>71833087
I dont actually think of american stuff at all.
>>71834184
chubby lexi makes muh dick even harder
>>71835713
Jamal can't be held in no kindergarden, he hood all the way thro and a bag of chips
>>71834896
>A bit of latin
Fucking autist
>>71833087
no one gives a fuck you mucky palestinian
>>71834557
That was VERY rude
>>71833087
>how the fuck you niggers learned english?
SNES RPGs, an emulator and an oxford pocket dictionary. Then novels and movies.
>how long it takes?
at least 2-3 years. I'm still shit at it. Maybe some formal education would help but I have a hard time giving a fuck.
>and why you fucking care so much about american issues?
Shit's hilarious. But a serious response would be that many american "innovations" regarding policy and culture find their way into our own.
>>71834500
Grenada.
>>71836221
Your vocabulary is better than our working class
>>71836136
Or just went to highschool. Latin was obligatory
>>71833087
I'm an afro italian and i plan on moving there to impregnate as many white women as possible with my STD infected semen
>>71835321
>say the guy with his guttural noises that he pretends to be a language.
Your people proved to have no tastes long time ago.
The only reason english is not a disgusting vomit of sounds like german is because France brought the latin vocabulary in, without it that would be a disaster.
>>71833087
Is that lexi belle?
Can someone please post more lexi belle fat edition pics? :^)
Cartoon Network and vidya tb h
>>71833087
English is easy to learn you dumb shit it's a nigger-tier idiot language which is why so many people speak it.
You should learn a foreign language and see how easy it is unless you're a retard.
>>71836478
Your language is one if the worst in Europe. Literally sounds like someone garbling a sack if marbles.
>>71836374
Yeah, people here can't talk proper english with a gorillion years of it and you think "a bit in latin" with two years of it as an optional subject. Sure thing, Caesar.
>>71836221
You speak English better than most people I converse with on a daily basis.
You're still a nigger though.
>>71836478
>he can't get over the fact that Frogspeak is a joke compared to the beauty of English
lmao
>>71833087
>how the fuck you niggers learned english?
That's not how one formulates a question. Perhaps you should come to Portugal to get English lessons.
My story is very strange. I got to learn English at a very early young age, along with Russsian and some German. As you notice, I live in Mexico, but far from the border. I learned English by myself. i was 9 and my father brought me an English-French course. Being the bookworm I am, I studied it. I used other courses to perfect my pronunciation. At 11, I spoke fairly decent English with a British accent. I read several books in English that were available at the local library. Watch tv shows in English, we had cable, and started devouring books about British and American history. Some members of my family speak some English. One of my aunt's favorite topics of conversation were golden age celebrities like JFK, Frank Sinatra, Jackie Kennedy, Marilyn Monroe... Currently, I teach German and English and work as a translator: My interest are now Economics and Computer Science. By the way, videogames like Morrowind and Mass Effect were good teachers back in the day...
I played some Sierra adventure games on amiga 500. Ones with the text parser. Equipped with dictionary, i would try to make sense what is happening.
>>71836450
>afro italian
Who let you out of Greece?
>>71834944
rangeban americucks
>>71836478
French is like the Pepsi of language
English is like the coke of language
French is richer but English is everywhere
>>71836716
Go back to sleep Abe Lincoln, its current year.
>>71836642
ROMANES EUNT DOMUS
>>71834757
Englisch ist nicht einfach für Kinder
>>71836665
Stay 3rd James.
>>71836900
Noice :^)
>>71836793
>French is like the Pepsi of language
>English is like the coke of language
>French is richer but English is everywhere
You mean french is like the englishman and english is like mohammad?
Englishmen are richer but mohammad is everywhere in your nation? :^)
>>71837021
>mohammad is everywhere in your nation
Indeed :^)
>>71833087
video games taught me mixed britbonger/murican english
school taught me britbonger english
now I write/speak mixed bonger/strayan english
>muh u's
>>71833087
>how the fuck you niggers learned english?
Mostly alone
>how long it takes?
2 years.
>and why you fucking care so much about american issues?
Because US isnt a isolated country anymore. Some are just cucks though
>>71836965
>implying womens standards in sexiness apply.
Theyre fucking mudslimes into your country as we speak
>>71833087
I learned it when I was 5 or 6 while watching Cartoon Netwoork. Scooby Doo and Tom&Jerry
English is perhaps the easiest language out there.
>>71833087
I want to suck your pussy, but seems to be that You're not worth it.
>>71833779
>Not learning Sanskrit
>>71837021
You have a nigger on your $20 bill and you have a black leader.
You can't write it!
>>71836693
I said Obligatory. Not optional. I fucking hated it to the bone but I still caught some of the language.
>>71837206
>You have a nigger on your $20 bill and you have a black leader.
They also have this :^)
>>71836965
French is gay as fuck
>>71837066
>asses in the air in front of US capital
They're just preping for the US hollyjew to administer the ass fucking of a lifetime.
>>71837360
You had me at 'assfucking' :^)
>>71837206
haha, nigger dollars
>>71836896
Nice proxy + nice shitpost
>>71834184
Das it mane
>>71837485
Can't into proxy
>>71836965
I've no idea who would think that French is sexy
rate my french r
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Tjz2xRebuL
>>71837206
>2017
>black leader
>nigress on $20 bill
I have no idea what you're talking about britbro :^)
>>71837124
>muslims dur dur dur
How is it related John ?
Are you in hyperglycemia ? You should check it, the doctor told you no more Dr.Pepper.
>>71834073
Same. I learnt so much more browsing the internet and consuming English literature & other entertainment than I ever did in school
>>71833087
>how the fuck you niggers learn english?
It just happened, maybe when I was reading English books
>>71833087
/pol/ is a melting pot, you bigoted nigger.
>>71833087
Why is this not on /int/?? what the fuck does this have to do with politics?
>>71833779
>chinese
it's even uglier than arab. Btw Hungarian sounds like a faggot with autism.
>>71837727
>muh sodas meme
Im in California frenchfag, we're the healthiest people in the world
>>71833087
>how the fuck you niggers learned english? how long it takes?
We take up english lessons in school during 5th grade and continue them until graduation. That's been some 9 years from me, and naturally, it's a constant learning process from that point onwards as well. There's only so much you can learn at school, eventually you need to practice with real application.
You should pay a visit, we could give you a nice english language course. It would probably be quite helpful.
>>71833087
it's our fault. we openly courted them. I think it used to be more american.
>>71837966
STOCKTON
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>>71837284
What do you speak in your country ? A mix of portuguese and monkey noises ?
Oh wait, I don't care.
>>71833919
Stealth rare
>>71837966
>California
Opinion discarded. Sorry m8
>>71838090
>stockton ghetto meme
This is California, even our poorest communities are wealthier than you
>>71837720
Tolstoï/10
There are english schools in here. The expensive ones are pretty good(aka wizard) but they dont make you repeat lessons no matter your grade. In out last year there was people that didnt know shit and perfectly fluent people.
>>71835085
Sorry, can't hear you over the top 10 schools
>>71838557
which one of those did your minimum wage earning ass attend?
>>71837966
hey stay hydrated bro
School from 1st grade + consuming all foreign content in English. That's all.
It's not only about US politics, is it? I hide 'bernie trump hillary' threads the moment I see them. Europe going mud is fun to watch.
I never attended English class. I learned English with films, games, internet since I was a kid, it came throughout the years.
>>71834765
Well, to tbqh familia your 'politics' is pretty much only 'entertainment' to Europe
>>71838904
We're working on it. I appreciate your concern.
>>71833779
>russian
>real language
It's sound like a soft, pussy language, desu.
>>71833087
we don't give a fuck about american issues, you're not the center of the world, we're too busy with our own shit
>>71838754
I attended Harvard, but that's irrelevant to the argument.
>>71833779
>you all sound like morons when speaking it.
>Learn Chinese to come off as a smart person.
Are you serious? Chinese is African-tier. It sounds so laughably idiotic that I can't take it seriously at all.
>>71833087
I learned english from 4chan
Et je t'encule gros porc
>>71839439
did they pay you well as the janitor? were you getting them clinton bills
>>71833087
I learned english, not american.
>>71839510
this, only non-whites speak tonal languages
>>71839167
this, also, there are too many americans in this board.
>>71839526
I tutored. But, I attended as a major in political science. I just started a business with my parents clients and I'm going to start raking in the cash.
Regardless, keep up the meme that Americans are retarded. Our top schools laugh at you. Especially you balkanites.
>>71839517
Bien dit l'ami.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaU3bE7M2UA
>>71836716
That's cool mexibro!
>>71833087
I was just observing you americans interacting on forums until i got used to it. learned basic english on school tho.
>>71833087
>how the fuck you niggers learned english
school, online multiplayer games, song lyrics, tv series, movies, comedy shows, scientific literature, tutorials
>>71838342
Nigger your state is broker than Jamal's baby mama. Housing is inflated as fuck because muh hollywood and muh bay area. Forget to mention that?
>>71839313
i never see french politics shit here.
its always trump and american and english headlines.
your entire country needs to get a life
>>71839825
a buddy of mine barely completed high school here now he's studying in 'murrica and has like a 3.7 GPA and if I were to ask you what makes your colleges so superior you wouldn't even know how to answer, besides that they have a shit ton of cash that they get from other rich people and they import only the smartest of asians, it's ok you're not reatards it's not like 40% of people believe in creationism, oh wait.
>>71838342
haha my cousin lives in the good side of stockton, but he also grew up on the shit side. I know what you talking about senpai.
>>71833087
Burgerland is the most important country in the world in (current year)
I learnt english listening to murican songs and watching murican tv series
>>71840386
still richer than your shit state faggot.
>>71840447
Why would be bother when american politics is far more entertaining.
>>71840743
yeah i would hate to talk about my countrys politics if my country was blowing up and shit
>>71840460
You're right. I wouldn't know how to answer... oh wait, yes I do. Our schools provide benefits that most other schools dont. They offer more obscure sciences like quantum mechanics, and on top of the classes they offer, the study is rigorous. Outside of classes, our schools provide wonderful sources of contacts that we can continue to use after graduation.
also, I'm sorry we have beliefs when we don't have empirical evidence to believe another claim. Back to my point
>top American schools
>>71833779
CHO BI YA! YA JO MIN!
Thanks but no thanks.
>>71840447
We just want to talk with people, about what happens on our planet. We'll talk another language if we have to. English is international, worldwide.
No need to be a cunt.
>>71833087
I started to read english a lot when I was 21 or 22, because of college
And I practiced mostly with 4chan. My english is terrible.
>>71840997
have you just implied that you can only study quantum physics in the us? you can get great contacts at a swiss boarding school.
yeah there is so much empiric evidence that a space redneck created the earth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFPtjXFfczM
>>71841669
>My english is terrible.
You shouldn't expect to be fluent in a language you don't use alot.
I can write really well but since I don't talk that much in english I have an extremely heavy finnish accent.
On the otherhand I speak finnish perfectly since I'm a native but since I barely write it these days and it's written differently than spoken casually, I suck at that.
>>71840584
>California richer than Texas
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>71839209
Иди нaхyй, eбaнaт хyeв.
>>71841910
Yes, there is so much empiric (sic.) evidence that a fucking dot turned into humans.
no, I'm not implying that you can only get these classes in America. I'm just stating reasons why our top schools are top schools, balktard.
>>71833087
I've been learning it since I was 8, we had English classes every day. Though in fact it must never take so long, it's just our shitty school system which makes it forever. If you have real interest and determination, I believe you can learn English well in a year or so, it's really fuckin simple.
As for political issues, you know, USA is the only superpower we have, so what happens in America affects everyone worldwide. That's the reason for our interest in American presidential campaign: our countries are all basically American colonies.
>>71833087
It is too boring if you just sitting on your ass and do nothing.
Anyway, I want to be a polyglot and after english I will learn german, spanish, arabic and chienese.
Also thank this board and any other board for its existence. I can have a lot of practice without being too much confused.
>how long it takes?
For english it is two or three years. I was learning it for one and a half of year before I started to speak.
>and why you fucking care so much about american issues?
I literally care about everything.
And the USA is the most powerful country in the world. From its politic depends how things will be going worldwide.
>>71833087
Because you're the biggest pawn in the world my friend, so we have to keep an eye on you.
If we'd let you get away with everything then the whole world would be getting circumcisions, passing their wives to black beasts and feeding babies with ground burger formulas.
>>71833779
Mandarin isn't so bad with regards to speaking once you start to memorize the correct tones, the sentence structure is pretty logical. Writing the characters however is much harder for a person that's only ever been exposed to the English alphabet. At least in my experience. And that's with simplified characters too.
And then there's Japanese. Japanese is a motherfucker.
>>71833087
>how did I learn English
I'm from England
>>71833087
I watched anime.
>>71842629
RARE
>>71837206
Don't you mean $12 bill?
>>71833087
1. We are neighbors
2. It's easy af
3. Basically is the non official world language. (At least on western and westernized countries)
4. Music, films, tv, scientific papers etc... Is produced in English.
It's overall a very valuable asset for you to have and is easy to acquire.
>why you fucking care so much about american issues?
I don't care about your country issues, amerifat.
>>71836789
1. That's Malaysia you cucktard
2. This is an American site. If you don't like the Americans on it, then go to Krautchan or some shitty ru.chan
