Post your favorite thing about Ted Cruz
I like his wall, actual conservative values, and his desire to end the IRS
>>71830232
Ted Bush is a creepy weirdo
>>71830232
Great thread, fellow American. I like his wall, actual conservative values, and his desire to end the IRS.
>>71830717
Other American on vacation here, I concur my fellow American. I like his wall, actual conservative values, and his desire to end the IRS.
>>71830232
My favorite thing about Ted Cruz.
He hasn't got as many delegates as Trump.
I like the fact that he lies to get what he wants and leads a horde of sheep like any good supervillian would.
>>71830717
Yes, I agree. Ted Cruz is a real conservative outsider. I'm not just saying this because I'm paid to.
I like how dirty he plays. He will do anything to win. Unlike trump who sucks at playing dirty.
>>71830232
I like that he wants to make masturbation illegal.
Is Ted Cruz the Todd Howard of politics?
When he ate the booger, he proved he is one of us. #cruzmissile
(American on vacation here)
I like his big hands
>>71830232
I like that he looks like Phil Hellmuth, cause Hellmuth is funny.
>>71830232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQKUecFBiaM
He's a straight up killa.
>>71830232
I like how he would go full establishment in a heartbeat if it have him a 0.0001% better chance of becoming President.
I like the fact he is self-funding, and not owned by any special interest groups. Like Goldman Sachs or the Republican establishment in general.
>>71830232
I like how he is able to turn "gotcha" question against the lib media and make them look like idiots.
He can be a bit dodgy, but in a environment where wet word you say can be used to smear you, it's wise to be tactful. However, Cruz is great at showing conviction even if what he says might not be popular or politically correct. However, I think sometimes he OCDs on Trump when he be going after hill dog. Though he got this far, so he must be doing something right.
I like how he steals delgates and wasn't born in America.
The booger eater with "Christian" principles that cheated on his wife
>>71832811
>cheated on his wife
also with hookers, pls don't forget the hookers
Just cheating on your wife kind of happens, going out of your way to see high class hookers is something else.
>>71830232
American on vacation here. I like that he the Constitution.
>>71830232
I find his strange half rat half canadian face adorable.
He has the best memes
>>71830232
>Post your favorite thing about Ted Cruz
That he'll lose big-time to Hillary if he get the nomination.
But I'm a Trump man because I think Trump will lose even harder.
K.. KEEP ME POSTED
>>71831437
a mark of a true winner unlike the crybaby donald trump
yea cruz is great or whatever
>send money plz
didnt he blow a tranny whore, that cool in my book
>>71833624
is that real? i hope its real. i want to be paid to post shit.
>>71833220
you missed the tear drop
I like that he's a Rat in private but a politician IRL
